Me and my brother have many of these.

"If we don't know how did it, we'll blame Voldemort." (Now mostly dead)

"SUSPICIOOOUUUSSS!"

"The shower is a pervert... it has a camera in it!"

"Toad fell down... TWICE!"

"Think nice thoughs. Internet... Wii... DS...STUPID PENGUIN!"

"...and the backpack was pink!" (Randomly said by our then 5- year old cousin.)

"THE GARBAGEMEN ARE STEALING THE GARBAGE!"(Also by the cousin above. He is, or at least was, a slight Fountain Of Memes for our family.

Whenever a certain advertisement comes on: "LEMON!"

(while jumping up and down)"I WANT VODKA! I WANT VODKA!"

"Do you choose the knife, the chainsaw or the bazooka?"

"I have to go get my grandma!"

Every time we overhear someone talking on the phone, they are talking about going around in the streets playing vuvuzelas. This makes most conversations pretty hilarious.

Also, we both know that I. M. Meen stole CD-i Links book.

"The cookie told me so!"

"Bowser fails at geography"

*singing* "Eric has a chainsaw~"

EXPLODING HORSE!

"...and then the house blew up and they all died. The end :D"

"Brains, muscles, and when we get there, batteries!"

"THE KEY IS... IN THE *gibberish*"

"He's dead. His species is extinct."

"I'm sick of you hiding my food... I keep finding the margarine in my shoes, and that's close to disgusting!"

"Did you know a lightsaber could cut off your arms?" "Not just your arms, but your legs too!"

"Just use your secret ninja skills!"

After one time of playing Brawl, R.O.B has somehow turned into a pervert whose favorite hobby is filming Luigi and Daisy in bed and posting it online. Other characters have also later got their own memetic alternate character interpretations:

Mr. Game and Watch is also a pervert, and works together with R.O.B.

Wolf is suicidal.

That explains why he always kills himself in his Landmaster whenever I face him as a CPU...

Ness is a reverse pedo.

Me and an internet friend also have several inside jokes.

"Awesomesauce, now with extra awesomecookies!"

"The Canada Project in Canada, which is a big secret."

When someone isn't there: "He/she/they is/are on vacation in -country-."

With another friend: "BLUE PASTAAAA~"

And after that, just "BLUEEEEE~" (Always with several "e"-s.)

Also, PURPLE.

"Fuck you banana." *flips off*

This troper has taken to saying 'Herro' instead of hello and 'Brillig' instead of brilliant, the first stems from another meme and the other isn't one yet.

Also, in This Tropers's year, one thing will always stay the same: (Long haired guys name). Has got. The. Funk.

This Troper has a ton of hilarious memes including:

"Thanks to the magic of fanfiction, this van will fit us all." (It's from this fic.)

Basara}} Uesugi Kenshin has a ridiculous outfit.

Wherever Flogging Molly plays in concert, something catches fire nearby.

Austria is a pimp. So are Alchemist}} Roy, Seven}} Holland, and Piece}} Crocodile.

"No}} NUEZ!" (This one is best said with a slight Spanish accent).

Edward Cullen sucks so much, I called him a basement in Spanish!

Everyone in {{One Piece}}, OCs included, must say at least one epic speech, since it's the {{One Piece}} world.

"When are we going back to Vegas?"

Pilgrim}} Vegan Police!

I watch {{Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood}} Watch It For The Economics}} for all the hilarious commentary I can say during the fic, {{Mystery Science Theater 3000}}-style!

"No. Just no."

"My cattle went to go meet other cattle!"

Whenever a Teen Party}} ranch party happens, This Troper has a weekend that is actually more fun and productive than the people who went to the party. (It's {{Hilarious in Hindsight}}, because while I was browsing a record/DVD store for anime, buying manga, and getting bagels, a bunch of people went to a ranch party that got raided by the SWAT team).

"Ladies}} I've informed you to leave."

George Schwindt (the drummer for Flogging Molly) is a creeper/George Schwindt reminds me of Alchemist}} Gluttony.

Front row holiday show! Incident}} (Don't ask.)

{{Breakfast at Tiffanys}} would be a thousand times more awesome if I wrote a parody of it where Shinra Kishitani is the narrator, Aki would be the girl, and it would combine elements of {{Trainspotting}}, {{Ansem Retort}}, {{Lucky Star}}, and {{Date Movie}}. It would also have characters from {{Eureka Seven}} Makes Sense in Context}} (since both Trainspotting and Eureka Seven have protagonists named Renton), {{Hetalia}}, {{Soul Eater}}, {{Fullmetal Alchemist}}, {{One Piece}}, {{Baccano}}, and {{Fairy Tail}}, there'd be a scene where everyone goes on Jerry Springer, Aki wears a short, white kimono because she's {{The Ingenue}} who is as glamorous as {{Audrey Hepburn}}, and Isshin Kurosaki makes a cameo for the hell of it. Oh, and the main soundtrack would be Flogging Molly songs.

Alchemist}} Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye singing Hips Don't Lie.

Whenever things get bad for the protagonists, they run away to Mexico.

Piece}} Basil Hawkins is really, really ridiculously good-looking.

Piece}} Rob Lucci and Firo Prochainezo have Gi Oh The Abridged Series}} Brooklyn Rage and Piece}} Kaku's voice Gi Oh The Abridged Series}} gives him super strength.

This troper and his sister have accumulated a huge stash of memes and in-jokes over the years, some of them completely random:

"Lisa hases a treehouse", a parody of certain stock math-problem scenarios.

"Smiley doops" (Don't ask)

"Flyin' bumberdoodles", referring to the jumping fish in SuperMarioBros level 2-3, now extended to refer to anything that flies.

{{Pokemon}} is now known as "Pookymoops" for no reason.

"Singy Eaty Time" (from a SpongebobSquarepants episode which this troper hasn't seen yet but his sister has)

The words "doop", "moop", "joop", and others are randomly added into phrases because they sound funny.

Shoop da whoop?! ಠ_ಠ

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

OH TEH NOES!!!1!11

MINI SOAPS!

Inverting NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast has become obligatory for anything involving bad guys.

LeetLingo. ''Teh'' has even aquired its own plural form ''tehz''.

ITZ A HAT

Plaid isn't a color!

IIINNN...teresting

You gots X of teh moneyz.

This tropette has a Swedish best friend named Jenni. Her English isn't too bad, but there's this sentence that doesn't bother me like all the rest, but does deserve a special mention: #QUOTE# "Mr. Cuddles are so cute!"

Between this troper and her father: 9:35 in this video. JEEBOWAHEH SQUIRRELS!

!!UPDATE!! !!UPDATE!! Two new memes have been spawned, one fairly recently and one just tonight: "mehaverabbit and usuckwindows: Best. User names. Ever!" along with "Did you lost your *the rest has been forgotten*?". The first one came about whilst my father was setting up a new computer; it asked him to choose a user name, so he typed something in at random, and a few seconds later I heard him crack up. I asked what was so funny, and he replied "mehaverabbit". I went over to see what he meant, and found that he had somehow typed in "mehaverabbit" as a user name! The kicker? He eventually went with "usuckwindows". TruthInTelevision: Windows does, at times, suck.

As for the second one, I don't remember what he was doing, but there was a message at the bottom of the window that linked to some site or another, and it read "Did you lost your *what-you-may-call-um*?" I think it either meant to say "Did you los''e'' *et cetera et cetera*" or "''Have'' you lost *et cetera et cetera*". Either way, it spawned a brand new meme.

The word fiddlepoop. Yes, this troper can be rather immature, why do you ask? As well, "Oh, hearts. You're SO ghetto." and the exchange "Hey Bill." "Hey To-HEY GUIZ WHAT'S GOIN ON?"

Uke would like to let you know that she can yell. But This Troper thinks he can yell better, since he's a bit of a GenkiGuy. CHORDS OF STEEL FUCK YEAH!

He also created FASTEN YOAH SEATBELTS along with Dan Dyer of SS:R for P24 '10.

This troper's close (male) friend was describing himself to one of his teachers and went to say 'egotistical.' Guess what came out instead? "And actually, I'm rather egotesticle." A female variant has been contrived- "egotitstical."

In a recent chapel service, this troper's school chaplain made the bizzare statement that she hoped we all got the chance to have "Mind blowing, Earth shattering sex." A facebook page was created that night, and within a day most of the student body had joined.

This troper makes sure to never let a meme slip by. A friend once tried to say "preserved" but instead said "perverted." Another time, a history book mentioned "terrorist attacks" but it came out of someone's mouth as "tourist attack." These both are constantly brought up.

Similar thing happened back in this tropers school: While listing the goals/tasks of Interpol, one student said "combatting international tourism". Hilarity Ensued

The Social Studies teacher has an issue with saying the words "number two." Actually, everything he says becomes a meme some day.

Several memes are made daily at this troper's school, including:

HE'S CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOWS

"There's ART? In the MALL!?"

LET'S ALL DO THE UMBRELLA BEACH RAVE

"27! 27! 27!"

"INDEED! *finger point*"

"SPAGBOOOOOOL"

Memes get started pretty easily in This Troper's (profile pending) high school Drama club. Someone once asked the time, and 12:59 became a meme. Anyway, I once played Officer Ben Welch in a production of Rumors in his high school drama club (with a lot of the swearing taken out.) Apparently, my delivery of one line--"I'm so close to a promotion I can smell it, and I''m not going to mess it up WITH! THIS! CASE!"--was so amusing that it became a meme among myself and the rest of the cast. Time to graduate eventually rolled around, and all the seniors received a "Senior Gift." Seventeen guesses what mine was, and the first three don't count. It's kind of a nice case, too.

After showing "Super Mario Bros.: Frustration" to this troper's circle of friends, "horse cock in tiny mouth" has become a popular insult to the point of extreme annoyance. There's also "quarter", which originated from the boisterous half-Mexican of the group dropping quarters into the hole of one friend's acoustic guitar. For the rest of the year, everyone was dropping random crap in there whenever the guitar guy wasn't looking. It came to a head when this troper poured about three and a half dollars worth of pennies into said guitar.

This Troper has had the unfortunate nickname of "Ham Hands" amid his family due to having big-ass hands.

Somehow "damn you Kabuto!" has become a response to whenever life just messes you up in my family. We also call extremely feminine looking men Hakus.

ThisTroper marching band (yes, this tropette is a band geek on top of being a troper, embarrassingly) has TONS because our director is so strange. A few examples are:

"Jabba the Hut, Rockin' the Beer Gut", a song made up named after the said director's large beer belly.

"Park and Blow," repeated every time we have a standfast. ThatsWhatSheSaid jokes ensue.

"Play that clarinet like you wanna get dirty," something the band director said when ''we weren't loud enough''. In essence, trying to get us to blow harder.

This troper is almost positive we went to the same school. Are you by any chance referring to Papa Berning?

For a couple of reasons, this one girl's middle name is now Twilight.

This troper is a walking meme with some MemeticBadass tendencies.

This Troper Was Watching Lemurboys Pointless streams (Which they are Not) He Got a Game over at one point but the Homebrew Game glitched and Said "Over Game" It Became a Meme Ever since.

"On a stick!" is a meme within this troper's family; it's originally derived from Jose Jalapeño's catchphrase, but the delivery was changed, nay, ''mutated'', from the original dry, deadpan tone to a shrill exclamation (which, now that this troper thinks about it, sounds very much like her dad's attempts to imitate a British accent). The same thing has happened to various phrases from Don Hertzfeldt's ''Rejected''.

This troper and a small group of her friends have also used "Rejected" as a meme. On Mondays someone will inevitably say "Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?", and someone else will respond with "I live in a giant bucket". "I am the Queen of France", and "My anus is bleeding!" are popular as well.

The latest example would be "text-messaging machines". It's derived from what an older and somewhat out-of-touch newscaster called cellphones during a program about the 2008 American election.

Also "bad poo", which was originally used only in reference to the dog but then became a meme after this troper forgot that the cottage we were staying at didn't exactly have indoor plumbing in the way we knew it. (NeverLiveItDown indeed... *hangs head in shame* )

This tropette calls things "On a stick", but in a way that describes something, like "awesomeness on a stick" or "Crappiness on a stick"

"Pick it uuuuuup...PICK IT UP!" is a meme within this troper's extended family, taken from an unintentionally hilarious ad for Women's Refuge. Yeah, this troper's extended family is weird.

One of the internet forums this troper is on has the meme, "We invaded Iraq to put a stop to that sort of thing," based on one forum member's comment about stoning in Somalia. And the cast and crew for one show this troper was involved with adapted the line "Do you wanna hear my poem?" after this troper continuously said it in a mock drunken stupor.

The official sport of this troper family is to guess what will be the next meme madness

This troper, after noticing a rather unusual special effects fixture at a production of ''TheLionKing'', is attempting to spread "INSIDIOUS WILDEBEEST TREADMILL!"

So many in this troper's family it's not even funny. Most of which come from old Disney movies or TV shows my brother and I watched when we were about four and my parents thought were hilarious...

This troper's friend once heard some guy in a bar apparently use "cleaning up" as an euphemism for sex (the details are a little unclear as this troper wasn't present himself). He started using it and it eventually mutated into a a weird in-joke that involved doing the "cleaning up dance" and the phrase "come here, you dirty whore, and I'll clean you up".

The above troper and his brother also had a phase when they'd use "gg, Blizz, gg!". It originally came from a post on WorldOfWarcraft forums, and at first my brother used it when Blizzard did a change he didn't like. However we quickly started using it in real life situations too, like when it started raining while we were cycling. It's since fallen out of use, tho.

Apparently, there is a legit statistical measure called "power level". This troper had a question asking for it on her stats final.

"It's OVER 9000!!!" Answer: "8,999" "...Dammit."

This troper and his friends repeat things from various sources, particularly South Park and other Comedy Central things, and make up things. One friend started saying "Cite the source!" whenever someone makes what he thinks is a reference. One notable meme among this troper's classmates is when we had a substitute for English once. We were reading, someone talked, and she said "you're ruining the magic." We latched onto this immediately.

"Man, I hate danglin'!", within this troper's family whenever something is conspicuously hanging. This troper's been trying to turn "the food chain" into an Internet meme, with no success - it ''is'' a rather forced meme, after all.

...Where to start with this troper and her friends and family?

"Can't you just draw CHEESE?!" Her mother was observing her drawings of weird monsters as a child, she tried to ask if this troper could draw "trees" like other artists... and misspoke. Her phrase lives on in family infamy. Naturally, any time anyone makes doodles (such as on a restaurant napkin or somesuch), someone must draw a cheese wedge.

"HOW-DOES-SHE-DO-THAAAAAT?" Spoken by her sister in regards to Samus Aran's Morph Ball ability, it has since become a general phrase of surprise at someone's skill. "HOW-DOES-X-DO-THAAAAT?"

"Your FACE is an abstract construct!" This troper threw this line in as a one-off, lame joke in her pseudo-novel... Her co-author, family, and beta readers ADORED it. I have been told that if I ever get the books published, that phrase WILL be on a T-shirt.

"STOP CHEWING ON MY SLIPPERS!" -- a one-off line from ''CodeLyoko'' that this troper and her sister found inordinately hilarious.

"Tra-la-la-la, spring is in the air... And I am a flower, with nothing interesting to say."

Anything and everything is better with random Carlson and Peeters quotes.

"Geeeettin' dizzy," said whenever something spins around really fast. We don't know where the line came from, except we have the vague notion it originated in an old video game.

A bug's life or Antz

The Soul Coughing song "Walk Around In Circles," which we originally heard in a Cartoon Network bumper. It's become the song we sing whenever someone's stuck doing something they don't want to do, or when they're literally walking around in circles.

You are not alone! This troper cannot contain herself from breaking out into that song in such moments.

Perhaps the strangest meme generator in this troper's family? A Nintendo 64 ''{{Rugrats}}'' game. Really. The various lines the characters say when certain things happen (such as getting items and landing on certain squares--it's a PartyGame) have become memes, such as "Chocolate milk! It does a baby good! Rawr!", "Secret sausage-ways!," and "Cookies! Part of every square meal!" Yes, this troper's family is... ''odd.''

This troper, his brother and his father frequently do an exaggerated and flanderized impression of this troper's mum and her boyfriend.

In this troper's computer science club, a comment on someone's cleavage ("I can see your boobs!") led to a short-lived meme within the club.

This troper's friend is currently trying to get a Dead Space meme off the grounOHGODNECROMORPH!

ThisTroper has stuff he said constantly quoted back at him from all directions. You'd be amazed how quickly the phrase "Bullet Ants" becomes annoying.

This troper and her best friend have numerous memes to the point where it would take quite a while for her to list them all. When she was younger, a few girls in her Girl Scout troop would say 'Brown Grapes!' to each other as a greeting, thanks to a certain Scout believing that deep purple grapes were brown.

This troper's church youth group has a running meme regarding the awesomeness of pie. It manages to be inserted in almost every conversation at some point. According to the kids, Troper is more awesome than pie...but not by much.

This troper (Also known as gumbal1) started rating sound effects by a teacher when he used them too much. Now people expect me to rate THEIR sound effects (Now a dead meme).

In addition, when trying to refer to the Hobbas as the Gestapos of the internet, he accidentally referred to them as the gazpachos of the internet.

This troper and her brother have two: "I(or you, or he) found ten dollars!" and "Because I found a maaa-aaa-aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaap." The former tends to be an ending to a "Why?" "Because." "Why?"(repeat ad infinitum) and the latter comes from the song of the same name which we tend to mock(seriously, the song would make sense without "Maps" in it). We also compete to hold it the longest. Chorus training FTW!

This troper's comedy club will congo line out of a preformance singing "Yellow Submerine" after an off hand line about the bright yellow shirts we wear to performances. This troper catches some flak from being a lifeguard after he was nominated for an officer position. The girl he was running against was an over-achiever and was listing all the clubs she had been involved with prior to his own speech, so when it was his turn, that his declaration of the fact he was a lifeguard was met with laughter. To be fair, I had a point and I did get more votes than her (incumbent still won), but whatever the point was, it has been lost to time.

This troper's high school drama circle cultivated a meme about ''"sexxx!" "And drinkin'!" "Oh, aye, and drinkin'. And revelry!" "And sexxx!"''

This troper and her friends have the impeccable "Your MOM discovered America!". Also, said troper, in an effort to cure her boyfriend of "Your mom" jokes, started responding to every such [[strike:joke]] annoyance by telling him to stop sleeping with her mother. He, being the clever {{Jerkass}} that he is, pushed it further by ''continuing the conversation as if he were serious''. She, not to be outdone, responded in kind, and it only continued escalating from there. Since then, it's been a huge in-joke between the two of them (and the source of a lot of weird looks from passerby).

When this troper was younger, our class watched the cartoon version of the Hobbit. For the next few weeks everyone would say "How Conveeeenient" after a line Bilbo said when he found the Ring in Gollums Cave. We also said "HEYOOOOOO" for some reason

Adding 'ster' to the end of names of things with one of my friends, to the point of, when asked about lobsters, referred to them as ''Lobstersters''.

Happens frequently with this troper her friends and her family. Often riddled with Shout Outs to comedians with her friends. One of the two that still live on despite the years with her brother is from an old Evangelion parody fandub, in which everytime Gendou was mentioned, it'd go "IT'S GENDOU" and start a little baseline tune (which is awfully similar to Gaara of the Funk). There was a point in which a piece of paper with "It's Gendou!" written on it would pass back and forth between the two bedrooms. The second one is much more recent, in which the siblings will say both at random times and when the opportunity arises, is "I found a penny!", in reference to the english version of this Black Cat page. It must be said in a ridiculously stupid voice. It was actually a bit of a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming when this troper once wrote a note to her brother about some stupid stuff she'd done, and in an attempt to cheer him up, taped a penny to the paper and wrote the second meme. It surprised her when she found the note on her bed later. She turned it over to find "IT'S GENDOU" written on the back. He ended up brightening up her mood with that simple line that hadn't been mentioned in ''years''.

Also, Bonsly in SuperSmashBros Brawl is a MemeticBadass according to them. Whenever he appears, they shout "BONSLY!!!" excitedly. Considering the Pokemon is practically one-hit KO if it hits, it's justified. If KO'd by Bonsly being thrown at you, be prepared for shouts of "You've been Bonsltized!"

Thanks to a comment from Sakurai before Brawl came out, whenever Stafy shows up as an Assist Trophy when this troper is playing Brawl, he shouts, "STAFY, WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE". He's fallen in love with the phrase to the point that when he learned a Stafy game was being released in America, his AIM/MSN subtitles were changed to the same phrase.

This Troper has several- way too many to list here:

Referring to Another Troper's brother as 'The Underwear Store' due to misquoting a line from ''Anchorman''

'''ONLY TWOOOOOOOO!?''' (The origin of which is also a misquote, this time of ''WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'')

''Kiiiiinnnnddda CRAAAAZZZZYYY!''

''Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh...''

''Ye-e-ss!'' ''Noo-o!'' (hard to say in writing, it's the way it's said that's funny)

(Mention of Haruhi) "DA-DA-DA-DAAAA!", or, similarly, (Mention of anything to do with HumongousMecha) "HASHIRIDASHI~TAAAAA!"

A few from MSN which haven't been used for a while, namely 'BLU RAZBRRY' and 'H is god!'

References to stuff from Mad Libs With family, she has a few as well, though they are less frequent (and almost all of them came from Disney World trips):

The "Yosemite Sam Guy", this dude at the airport who looked like...well, Yosemite Sam and, after missing the elevator, gave the dramatic line "See y'all later!" as the doors shut.

STACEY, the crazy GenkiGirl announcer on the WDW in-house information channel, and all her accidental innuendoes, notably "This place has rides ''OUT THE WAZOO''!" and (before going on a water slide) "Let's get it on!"

This Troper's friend has a website and a forum which has spawned a few exclusive memes (3 of which this troper has perpetuated), like Man Sudo (apparently a sudo command but is used as a superhero, MAN SUDO TO THE RESCUE), the overmention of Zimbabwe, Colour Pencils verses Color Pencils and this long word thing. And, to this troper's disbelief, there is a small wiki dedicated to it. ...

This troper was discussing Peter F Hamilton novels with his brother, he asked how big they were and I gave the appropriate response: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! Pages.

This troper has a meme going on with a friend, who one day got sick from drinking orange juice that had expired. Every time the friend is away from school, on the day he returns, he is asked whether he was on the orange juice again.

This troper has a running phrase for one of his highly excitable friends, and note that we're both urban youths of color: "WHY YOU MAD HYPE, SON?!?!"

For many years, this troper and his father had a running joke, the phrase "Put on some pants!" It originated from a commercial for ''TheDailyShow'' but quickly mutated into a non-sensical phrase we shouted at random to each other, often right after the other.

My brother and I spent a solid hour trying to beat Bouldergeist in Super Mario Galaxy, so long that we started making up dumb phrases to mask our frustration, including "If he were a Pokemon, he'd be Rock/Ghost!" That last phrase has now become code among the gamers in my family to mean "This boss is fucking hard, and it's pissing me off."

Apparently, according to my friends, I seem to be a walking meme. It's not one single thing that I've said. It's just... me. It seems that I appear to be on drugs to them. Well, that and I tend to break out into song more often than I'd like to.

The students in this troper's music classes have taken to exclaiming "F!" to express frustration. Mostly humorous because it's occasionally a correct answer.

Where This Troper lives, online memes aren't very known about (and I was the first one to know about TVTropes). Instead, within our family there are several mixes of memes and InsideJokes. The memes usually have something to do with a swedish series that doesn't even have a page on here (no surprise - dubbing it would result in none of the jokes being quite as funny). For example, there's one part where they talk about "Svetthinkan" (the Sweat Bucket) and the person who needs it shouts "NO! NOT THE SWEAT BUCKET!! NOT THE SWEAT BUCKET!!!". This of course has lead to us shouting "NO! NOT THE X" whenever a situation is bad and we need X. There are some words that they created while making their parody of northern accents, and we've adopted "pärsk/pörsk" as a swear word in our daily language. There are other pretty legendary atleast in our ears dialogue that gets new versions from time to time. Link here if a miracle occurs and you now want to know what show I'm talking about.

ThisTroper's entire summer camp had a meme. ZOMG PEWPEW LAZERS!!!!!1!

This Troper's youth group had one around the name of one of the year 12's. Yes, the Nakama(TroperTales) year 12's

This Troper's friend made a rather foolish metaphor, to which This Troper replied "That's like kicking someone in the junk and calling it 'Giving them martial arts lessons!'. Now 'Giving someone a karate lesson' means, well...kicking them in the junk.

In this troper's World Geography class, Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" became the class meme, especially the line, "Belgians in the CONGO!".

This Troper has a few tales:

The phrase "Are you my mummy?" has become a favorite catchphrase among my circle of friends.

One of my particularly annoying friends was always yelling "Falcon PUNCH!" Eventually I got sick of it (and this whole "Captain Falcon is Chuck Norris as a superhero" drivel), so I suggested he switch heroes. I showed him this, and now he says "Teddy PUNCH!"

Robbie Coltraine's delivery of the line "Sausage?! SAUSAGE?!" has become a fave among my family at breakfast time.

A family meme in this troper's family is the Silence Punishment: if someone says Jeff Dunham's "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" line in earshot of the troper, he whacks them. DontRepeatTheJoke.

This troper has a meme between her and her mother involving saying "Nail Clippers" in a ridiculous French accent.

For my family, it's the, "I don't think so" line from the intro of Time Crisis 2. Sadly, it's not used very often anymore.

This troper's schoolfriends have taken the iconic "giant worm" line from GearsOfWar 2 and turned it into their own meme, following the formula, ", it's a ''giant worm''! '''THEY'RE''' '''ING''' '''S WITH A GIANT WORM!!!'''"

This troper invented and popularized a meme in the newsgroup it.comp.software.emulatori (the Italian newsgroup about emulation), following a consideration of how each new version of MAME slows down the emulation of every game without any benefit. The meme is "IL MAME E' LAME" (Italian for "MAME IS LAME"). At first it was loathed, but it was gradually accepted and agreed upon by almost the whole newsgroup. This culminated in 2006, when the MAME Team was elected Lamer of the Year.

For this troper, "You can't use the books as terrain! Get out of here!" in an extremely exaggerated voice has become something of a meme among her friends thanks to an incident at a bookstore involving about 40 army-men figures and a recreation of D-Day.

'Island dwellers' has become a meme with this troper, her aunt and her grandmother, after this troper's mother used those words to accuse her aunt and gran of never leaving the house and not having any friends whatsoever. It might be necessary to mention that this troper's relationship with her mother was never exactly brilliant.

This troper and his brother have spurred our own meme whenever one of us asks a question: #QUOTE#'''Brother 1''': "Can you please leave my room" #QUOTE#'''Brother 2''': ''<{{Large Ham}}>'' "WELL, CAN I?" #QUOTE#'''Brother 1''': '''' "WELL, CAN YOU?" #QUOTE#'''Brother 2''': "WELL..."

WithThis Troper's group of friends, the response to pretty much anything is "John Lennon on your head!"

Among this troper's group of friends, it has become something of a meme to worship our chemistry teacher as unto a god. There is bad blood and many theological debates between those who worship the Almighty and those that worship that False God physics teacher. As of this typing This Troper has changed his name to "Anthalalel", declared himself First High Prophet of the chemistry teacher and is currently writing his Gospel According To Anthalalel.

Some friends and acquaintances of this troper say "C'mon guys, play Exodia!" whenever some of their other friends are playing cards. It was mildly amusing the first time. The next '''''200 times''''' it was damn annoying. Now this troper wants to bring in a picture of Exodia (and several other powerful cards and things) just to get them to shut up.

This troper's whole anime club (and thus circle of friends) is made of this trope. Examples include "Thank you, Spector." after a DeadpanSnarker line, "FRAAAANZ!" during any death scene (after Gankutsuo), and JessKa being the local [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Mikuru.

Several in my family:

Due to a mishearing many, many many years ago, "Good Old-Fashioned Stew" is now known as "Goldfish Stew".

Can't find your keys? the little blue men forgot to paint them in.

My mother says / when I grow up / I'm going to be / a ''proper'' little madame.

We want to be togeveeeer! (from an advert, or so I'm told. I really just have no idea.)

This troper's friend, while describing an incident involving a classmate of his getting suspended from school for having questionable content on his laptop, made a sort of "golly gee whiz!" motion with his arm and said "horsefucker!" A few seconds later, he said "Oh god, if I keep doing that I'm going to start associating the word 'horsefucker' with that motion." So, of course, we kept doing it until the association was permanently burnt into our minds.

This Troper's family has a meme we use quite often: "If I could do that, I wouldn't need a lawyer." It's supposedly from a play, but Punchline we've forgotten which one.

This troper and his friend have several MagicTheGathering cards which we've turned into memes. Namely, Druid's Call (which makes squirrel tokens). And, recently, Kjeldoran Dead.

This troper and her family have many memetic phrases, especially between this troper and one of her sisters. Included are:

"Triggerhappy pinhead," a description developed from an episode of Ben10AlienForce

"I don't know, my watch doesn't tell time."

"We need cookies, our planet is dying," a mangled quote of a CalvinAndHobbes strip.

"Let go, Mr. Froggy!"

"Why don't I get a microphone, too?"

"Cow go moo!"

Only having brothers in his family, all with similar interests, it was inevitable that this would happen to this troper, here are just the examples I can remember right now:

Give me your D3.

Sam... Clover... Alex...

Shadow Vs Amy: Final Rush!!!

Fred dies.

Change X's!!!

Remember that episode of House where that guy's eye pops out?

Hypermode. Hypermode? HYPERMODE!

This Troper is something of a walking meme producer. At any given time, there is some sort of bizarre term I came up with in circulation amongst my friends. Currently in vogue is, "PROMOTION!" When shouted, it indicates that the person has done something not terribly worthy of an actual promotion. With new catchphrases coming up roughly every two months, there's always fresh material!

This anonymous troper and a friend from English class made a meme out of a line from Hamlet: "the devil take thy soul"(Say it like you would say "OVER 9000"). Whenever someone said the line, we replied "what my soul?" This editor is a meme machine. "Out, damned spot! Out I say" whenever I clean. "Good thinking, Batman!" when something is remotely clever... it just keeps coming.

This anonymous troper has two, though neither is coined by him.

The first stems from the tendency of a very weird high school classmate to randomly interject "but what does necrophilia have to do with it?" into a conversation. Since then, this troper's gone on to introduce the phrase to every new environment he finds himself in. So far, it seems to have taken root in all of them.

The second used to be the beginning to the world's longest and most aggravating joke, as told by a friend of the troper, but in time just saying "Welllll, Ali, the Arabian Nobleman..." without continuing began to hold all sorts of meanings.

This troper and his friends go through a meme at least once a month. Most of them involve just yelling out something random, but one in particular stands out. When we list off events, in any order for any reason, we'll randomly add "And then the Apaches show up," to this list.

Most other memes between this troper's group are all slips of the tongue by one friend in particular. The list includes: "I'm not a children!" "I forgot how much donuts taste good." "Is it illegal to drive with your headlights on at night?" "You wear feet on your legs!" and "I wish this thing was more not close."

This Catholic troper likes to twist memes with religious themes: #QUOTE#'''JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN IN A CAVE! ''IN A BOX OF HAY!'''''

This troper and his friend is obsessed with quoting this flash cartoon.

For this troper, the phrase "We ain't ''datin'!''" ("Datin'" pronounced with an exaggerated teenage gangster drawl, as [=DAYTn=]) is persistently one of these. It even has a Growing Up Cullen variation-- "We are not courting, Emmett. Don't be crude." Similarly, "That reminds me of a Bible verse!", "My leg hurts", "turning my nipples into snakes and dragons" and many others. We're a freak family.

In This Troper's Web Design class ALT + WTF has become something of a meme.

Between this troper and her mom, many Simpsons lines have become conversational mainstays. Anytime a person in their vacinity says something headdesk-ingly stupid, they lock eyes, and one of them mutters wearily: "I know. I heard it too. Here's some music."

She's also trying to spread "And there ain't even any werewolves", after seeing it in a comment on scans_daily and finding it hysterical.

This troper and her friend now refer to a certain {{Dynasty Warriors}} character as "GET OUT", because he's the only character troperfriend can find art of when she's looking for art of Sun Quan.

Ever read {{Master and Commander}}? This troper had to read it for a book group. (Amazingly, the book group leader was aware of the massive {{Ho Yay}} and the internet fandom, despite being an old history teacher...) Interesting conversation was made on the subject of a ship and its...unique name, Cacafuego. "Cacafuego is a great name! Name your car Cacafuego...name your dog Cacafuego..." This troper proceeded to choke violently on her drink and to establish random exclamations of "CACAFUEGO!" a meme with the fellow book group members.

This troper is proud to say he started a meme at someone else's school. I told a friend of mine about a fanfic involving a severed head shouting "I'm going to overcook!" My friend then proceeded to shout this line in response to a perfectly reasonable question at his school the next day. Needless to say, numerous people at his school will now randomly shout that they are going to overcook. I'm so happy...

After the freshman class's reading of Romeo and Juliet in this troper's high school, it became a bit of a meme to interrupt two people arguing by shouting "A plague o' both your houses!"

This troper's family has a meme about "The Tajikistani Chickpeas". Came from a strange documentaries we once watched.

At This Troper's former place of work, "Bennett" (the villain from {{Commando}}) was the insult of choice. He was pretty much a MemeticBadass at that place.

This editor and her friends have two ''Transformers'' injokes: 'KILL IT WITH SHOCKWAVE', and 'Shockwave caused 9/11'.

This troper and his sister have quite a few, most of them involving turning lyrics from songs into everyday conversation. One is Party People by Fergie ("Excuse me, good sir. I seem to have misplaced my party people. Could you, perhaps, inform me as to where my party people are at? I'm prepared to ask you over and over and over.") and 10 Dollar by M.I.A. ("Yeah, I've got seven bucks. Three more and I can get ANYTHING I WAAAAAAWNT.").

In this troper's physics class, "Free Energy!". The teacher's (and the rest of the class's) response: It doesn't exist!

There's a running gag in this troper's family about abstract art: It's about the futility of war. No exceptions.

Another series of memes: My tenth-grade history teacher was kind of crazy, and had such memorable quotes as "you have to ride the golden carpet of momentum" and "You have to pick the low-hanging fruits (mime this with tongue clicking). Then make them into a pie. Or a cake. Scratch that, I hate fruitcake". Hilarious. Not to mention the GranolaGirl 9th-grade biology teacher... (Yes, I provided that Tale)

In this troper's math class, there's a couple of these. Such as "I hear boxes!" whenever there's a polygon on the chalkboard, "X Square is NOT your mommy," or a PlanetOfTheApes-based one, "It was you all along, you dirty Phi!" You wouldn't want to know how they originated. Really.

This troper has a lot of memes. A few examples:

Yelling [[StarTrek KHAN!] when mad at something.

Greeting people with I am Torgo. Also when something goes wrong, just exclaims "ThE MaSTer wOuLd nOt aPprOve!".

Singin ''Oh Yeah'' by Yello whenever something goes well.

Proclaiming anything badass as RatedMForManly.

Am I wrong?

Chances are, if it's been said in an Abridged series, it's a meme between this troper and her roommate. Among others:

"Take it with a lime."

"Bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity..."

"''Everybody'' knows."

"You wanna '''go'''?!"

"You meant what I knew."

"You are a fruitcake."

"Your face!" "Your Mom's face!" "Your Mom's face's Mom's face's Mom's face!"

"I hate your face." "I hate your...face!" (From ''Role Models'', of course.)

"Screw you, hippie!"

"Why?" The Abridged Series}} "Because shut up."

"Are we there yet?" "No." "Are we there yet?" "No." "Are we there yet?!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAPPA!" (Yes, this is said exactly that way regardless of the fact that the person's name is not really Nappa.)

"You fail at life."

"N* gga, fuck yo' life!"

"N* gga, fuck your '''soul'''!"

"STOP HELPING ME!"

This Troper's gaming friends have several:

"BARBARIANS HAVE [=D12s=]!" (one particular player displays his lack of knowledge of the rules)

"Detect Undead, Phil, Detect Undead." (a different player displays a lack of common sense with regard to the rules)

"Oh, it's a ''special'' delivery" (generally involves assassinating a guy while dressed as a pizza/food delivery service guy)

"You're going into the Quiet Room" (involves using the Illusionary Wall spell from Arcane Power to trap an opponent)

"I touch him inappropriately" (Whenever someone uses a melee attack Vs. reflex, mostly referring to Order of the Blue Fire opponents)

In the troper's family, "liver and onions" became a synonym for "pizza" due to a ''Doug'' episode. Another family one he just remembered even ''was'' a case of memetic mutation is calling an unfinished room in the house "nobody's room": An 8 year old blind cousin who frequently came to visit had a habit of asking "who's room is this?" anytime he went somewhere different. For this room the answer was "nobody". He apparently took this literally, and started calling it "nobody's room", so everyone else followed suit. Oh, and "what do you think this is, hay market?": It was the somewhat inexplicable catch phrase of his tae kwon do teacher when students were being too loud, and generally gets invoked when one mentions the train stop Haymarket.

This Troper has several with her friends.

"I don't believe you. You're lying to me. You lie!," or just "You lie!" for the short version. Taken from a 1980s adaption of BridgeToTerabithia, in which the lead actor was very narmy, most of all in the delivery of that line.

"OUTLANDER!" Taken from Children Of The Corn, we either say this randomly or when we think someone's overacting.

"You evil little baa!" Originated when this troper started to jokingly call her friend a evil little bitch, but broke off at the last minute and ended up sounding like a vampiric sheep.

"MY ROOM!" Often paired with "OUTLANDER!", this is taken from a somewhat random scene in ''Changeling''.

"Fuck you, Megavideo/[whatever]! Fuck you and all your children!" This troper shouted this at her computer when Megavideo broke down on her, and her friend thought it was funny, so it became a meme.

"Aww yeah, not too bad I s'pose." Said in a high pitched voice, we once knew someone who would say this, and picked it up from him.

Anything the girl says in this trailer, because she's such an amusingly horrific actress. Also from the trailer, "WHAT DO yoU KNOW OF HELL CREATURE?!"

We at our high school have a little society of {{Yu-Gi-Oh}} Duelists, of which I am one. One of our number happens to run a very powerful deck of mostly really old cards -- including Blue-Eyes White Dragon, a high-power monster that he summons almost every single duel (there's a .0001% margin for error, methinks). Because of the way he and his trio of dragons have always cleaned up since the dawn of our duels, we have ended up calling whomever is the unfortunate guy getting mobbed in a more-than-two-man-duel or tag match 'The A.J.', due to the regular practice of EnemyMine being invoked in such matches whenever he gets out one or more of the aforementioned ivory-tinted terrors -- but only if they are being targeted for the same reason (that is, they've gotten a good field and the other players want to live longer).

Between me and my brother, we have something of a collection of these.I have my alter-ego, the Chaos Cape Commander.My brother has his "Eggman Song"(unrelated to Sonic).Also, when we steal a phrase from each other, it's common for the one stolen from to suddenly exclaim, in a high-pitched, whiny voice, "You stole mah liiiine! Pay me copyrights!" I think my brother started that one.Also, my brother's catchphrase, F***ity-F*** ity-BALLS!

I also have a new meme I'm trying to spread, Dettol _____.FACT.You know, like that advert.

My school got so very very many...

Everythings Bosses Fault. Bosse is a Swedish name and the name of person who dropped from school before he even came to the first lesson.

A fascination with sparrows.

When something doesn't go according to plan singing a little tune, "DA-dada-da-DA-DA-dada-da", and repeat.

"You're fat. Mentally."

Everythings better with Germans, the Chinese will take over the world, AMERICA, FUCK YEAH and Danes are eeeeeeeebiiiiiil.

Everythings excusable if your leg hurts. Everything from missing homework to homicide.

This isn't a Danny Wallace reference by any chance?

"Yo' momma is breakfast!" There is exactly ONE answer to that, and I won't write that here...

When he was little, this troper (KurtmanJP) used to chase the family pomeranian Buffy around the coffee table while the dog had a ball in its mouth and chant "Buffy has a coot". It soon became a meme, to the misfortune of his mom. His elementary school friend Donny is known for "Tag on the butt" when he pointed to a clown doll.

This Troper and her friends have made said troper's emotionally scarring attempt to tell her mother she was dating another girl into a hilarious meme: "Are you sexually attracted to her?" Also, the aforementioned mom also inspired another line: "Is that porn? Are you looking at porn?"

Not to mention, as of last year's D&D campaign, the above troper and her {{Nakama}} created "Rhino Listen check!" as well as many others.

This Troper and his PowerTrio have a few:

Everything can be blamed on Fuzzy, everything. Even if he wasn't involved.

"Can I hit Y with the X?" "No." "Can I hit Fuzzy with the X?" "Maybe..."

"Reaganomics!" and "Hooray for murder!" as a Fuzzy's exclamations of victory.

"Boosh!"

The "terrible, terrible plan" which was never executed but involved the line "flamable bibles", a ringtone that yelled "Hail Satan!", and a christian bookstore.

And now I foresee the infamous porn editing scene as heading into this territory for us.

After this troper made a particularly bad joke about a moose, it became something of a meme within his family. Now, whenever anyone tells a horrible joke, at least one member of the family will exclaim "Moose!"

This troper uses ''This X doesn't make any sense'', from Metal Gear Awesome. He has used it for among other things Manos: The Hands of Fate and ''The Spoony One's'' Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2. Also, when someone says something i was about to say, i exclaim "THOUGHT PIRATE!"

This troper has some.

One is a number of words that have become mentally linked to The Game, such that I lose whenever I hear them, which led to me associating "mental association" with The Game.

While watching the opening part of the ''FullmetalAlchemist'' movie, when the MadScientist pulls out what appears to be a baketball-sized nuke (full of Uranium, as he says), the sheer idiocy of using a nuke in short range combat prompted this quote from me, which has become meme-worthy among us: #QUOTE# "I've got a nuke! I'll drop it! I swear to God I'll drop it!"

This Tropers Friends quote the line "Your arcane rules mean nothing to me, for I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE!" From the same guy ALL the time.

When we play ''SuperSmashBros Brawl'', me and my friends have a few:

When a Nintendog comes out of an Assist Trophy, we ''must'' exclaim "It's a puppy!"

When the Devil comes out of an Assist Trophy, we shout, a la the Smash Bros Dojo "He's not helping at all!"

When certain Pokémon come out of the pokéball, most usually the Lati@s, we say "Have fun!"

When someone grabs a Smash Ball, the rest of us freak out with some appropriate line, like "I don't want to behold anything!" or "I don't want to have fun with this thing!"

This Troper's family has a few....

"Give to Radiskull!" said at the end of a sentence...its been known to literally mean giving something to someone or...its just a cool sentence ender in some cases. Originated when watching the internet series, the name escapes me, but it involves a floating skull with an awesome haircut and a little creature called 'Devil Doll' the quote is from the halloween episode.

saying the phrase 'floppity vagina' will send my father into hysterics. This came about because my brother likes to call both this me and my mother gay, along with giving discriptions about what we do. Theses descriptions invariably include "floppity vagina's". Then one day, during a disturbing dinner conversation my mother got fed up and asked my father "Honey...are there really such things as floppity vagina's?" The key here is that my mother previously was making raunchy jokes over dinner and she had said that in the light, airy voice of a sheltered old woman.

"The Clown has NO penis" is the favored phrase to be randomly said around my friends. It comes from the movie Step Brothers, upon being woken up the titular (adult) step brothers both mumble something. Their mother remarks "What aer you guys dreaming about?

Also from Step Brothers "You have to call me Night Hawk"

Then me and my best friend, if one of us (or someone else) touches someone on accident inappropriatly say "I was on your thighs!" This came about when this troper had nowhere to sit and so sat on her best friends lap. She said I had a bony butt so I wiggled around and she yelled at me, pushing me off because it hurt. Later I was laying on the couch, she came up to me sat on me and wiggled. She said it was payback I told her "I was on your thighs" and she realized she had been a little higher than my thighs.

This troper now randomly says out loud "GRABBIN' PILLS!" whenever he takes his allergy medicine.

"It is a vicious circle!" genrally preced by "Damn straight". Often said in a heavy Russian accent, and descended from a debate speech.

Yelling out '''"WAFFLE FRIES!?"''' in a group of this troper's friends causes hiilarity to immediately ensue.

"I'm going to kill you" whispered with one's face close to someone sleeping. Due to one of the AMVHell movies... Can't remember which one. I'm nearly certain I haven't even seen the original movie that line came from, but a couple friends and I have used that a lot, and generally laugh hysterically.

"You can't have enough Jesus!" achieved meme status in this troper's family over this past Easter weekend. Not just with my immediate family, either, but with all my cousins, uncles and aunts on my dad's side. It came from the concierge at the hotel my dad, sister and I stayed at, from when he talked about going to multiple Easter Sunday church services.

This Troper's high school was utterly full of these:

'''COME OOOOONNNN!!!'''

NOOO CHARLES!!!

Hey, Kev, nice shoes, Kev Kev.

GNAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Going Pope

Citrus Man!! Up Up and Away!

There are buffalo on you.

Nottingham AAALLLLEEEE

and many others.

This troper prepared explosive runes this morning.

The phrase "worshcloth" (which is apparently a southern accented way of saying washcloth)with my family. Specifically in teasing to our dear mother, who refuses to accept it as a southern way of saying washcloth.

Subverted with this troper, whose friends are sick of him using memes (and, in a subversion of BeYourself, wish for him to change his speech and stop using them). He has set up a personal anti-meme penalty in which he forks over 25 cents every time he slips a meme in their presence. As of this edit, he has slipped 11 memes for a total penalty of $2.75 so far. So far, he's had to let some potentially funny quips go due to this SelfImposedChallenge.

Screw the challenge, continue your memeage, young person!

DHL. That is all I have to say. Well actually no, I have more to say than that. My dad joined DHL, and now it's stalking us, so we just have to point it out whenever we see it.

Also, an angry growl sound from me when I was a little kid in response to "What sound does an angry spider make?" has become a meme.

This troper and his mate have a couple of these between them. Among the more memorable ones:

"Giant Alex sexy dance crotch shot!" (in response to seeing ''{{Madagascar}} 2'' in IMAX)

Beeping each other's nose and going "Pook!", in the hopes of getting each other to flop around like a fish (my mate often does so while imitating Magikarp, for some reason)

Debating over whether or not the fact that Kintaro of MortalKombat fame has two sets of arms means he's got two of another part of his anatomy...

Similarly, debating over whether or not Tails is a CelibateHero or a slut.

Attempts to outmatch each other's personal FurryFandom kinks and/or {{Squick}}ing each other out with BrainBleach-inducing thoughts (for instance, his teasing me that Delia Ketchum from {{Pokemon}} is a hermaphrodite).

My ruining each and every one of his jokes by not saying what he wants me to say (for instance, trying to get me to say "I'm positive" for a family joke, and only getting "I'm sure", instead)

And, of course, the eerie number of times we've synced up with each other, whether it be with finishing each other's sentence, or using the same hand gesture while playing RockPaperScissors to determine who goes first in ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}''.

In this troper's high school our Physics teacher was considered something of a MemeticBadass. We would make up Chuck Norris-esque 'facts' about him, such as 'He moves so fast a unit of speed was named after him. Unfortunately it was too large to actually use.'. There were also 'facts' about some other teachers (One of them was apparently a vampire), the Kettle of Doom (Nobody remembers where that one came from any more) and, of course, Józek (a.k.a. Joey): a bust of an unidentified man with a mustache, which we decided was our class mascot. Józek disappeared suddenly after the end of our second year. From that point on we would come up with plans to break into wherever we thought Józek might be at that moment and steal him back. Also, I once started a picket in the middle of a particularly boring History lesson, demanding Józek's return. I've never seen the class so united.

This troper's various memes with his friends..

"I ''DON'T'' have a hump!"

"You has the humps?" "The humps?!" "MA HUMPS MA HUMPS" "Humps of sugar in ma tea!" etc.

A more widespread meme is simply back and forth, completely ridiculous arguments that seem entirely serious to anyone who doesn't know us. "Cody, you're such a jerk! Why don't you just leave?" "I'M a jerk? You just said my mom should die!" "Well she should!" IT CROSSES THE LINE SO MANY TIMES THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER TO BE OFFENDED OR NOT.

Then there's "O HAI GAIZ!!! *spastic hand waves* "

And we continuously insert short person jokes, mostly directed at a certain friend. When she's not around and the jokes are made, nervous looks all around are had by all, because she hits HARD.

"YOU'RE A CUNT!" "People can't be cunts, Katie." "B-but...!" "NO, JUST NO." ".... you're a cunt." "WE'VE ALREADY COVERED THIIIIIIIS"

And one that derives from Doctor Who.. "You're Mister [Blank] [Blank] [Blank]ety [Blank]face from [Blank]town [Blank]ania... and so's your dad!" And sometimes the blanks are PRONOUNCED instead of filled in with an adjective...

"It's so... pink.. ish... ness.. ly." "Pinkishnessly?" "SHUT UP"

"It's orange!" "That's not orange, it's peach!" "I'd say it's got some pink in it.." "It's more of an orange cream, really." "IT'S ORANGE!!" "My mom is a professional artist, I can bring in some color swatches." "Those color swatches are at ''least'' ten years old, the color's faded!" "Look, it says ''Orange Creme'' right here on the container!" "ORANGE IT'S ORANGE WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?!"

"Hey, Atticus" became an epic meme because of it being the first thing Scout said in an annoying high voice in the {{To Kill A Mockingbird}} movie. Hilarity ensued when she used the line a second time at the jail. Other memes were "He fucking ONE SHOT FINCHED that dog!" and "Dill is honest in bed"

Really? In my school, when we were watching ''To Kill A Mockingbird'' (the older one), I wrote in my notes "Gregory Peck looks stern" when I couldn't think of anything else to write. It now appears in virtually all of my notetaking.

All of the above made me laugh harder than I ever have, ever. You win the internet, good sir.

This troper's high school French class spawns memes almost on a daily basis. Some of the most memorable:

"Build your immune system!"

"TWOOOO SCOOOOPS."

If this is in reference to the American Gladiator participant with the nickname "Two Scoops", then you win.

"Donkey pie!"

"You fart in my nuts!"

Anything to do with David Archuleta's sexual orientation

Asians as Memetic Badasses in general, and one kid in particular

Around this troper's school, quoting anything from On A Boat is considered memely. Given the song's content, the teachers tend to dislike this trend.

This troper's school is a meme-hive. The only ones I'm directly responsible for, I swear, are the Grapefruit Club and accompanying dance motions, Lobster Thermidor (and the Lobster Jacobins, which now has ten members and counting), not doing things because "there's a man there!", {{woobie}} Jesus, the ''GoodOmens'' quotes, elbow sex, "Be my Riff-Raff!", mercy killings, Claudia having two daddies, and the Journey crowd song. Also, one of our students will be repeatedly asked "Where's Trig?"

From tenth grade: "inappropriate shirt tucking" (unfortunately, this is based off an actual incident with a borderline-ephebophile teacher), talking about slapping women in a bad Sean Connery imitation, naughty techno dance parties, kissing Jared Leto on the mouth (along with the first and second rules of Latin Club being the oft-broken "you do ''not'' talk about Ganymede",) shirtless pictures of Sean Connery (now, not as Bond) being treated as dangerous EldritchAbomination-caliber nightmare fuel, and the phrase "drink whiskey, skip school". Also, '''"no spandex!"'''

"Jocasta so nasty", "you're so callipygian", Adrian Veidt's middle name being "fucking", "Adrian, this apple juice tastes funny", "every last inch of me's covered with hair!" and, in the most over-the-top CampGay German-accented voice possible, "Herr Z is hot. He is so, so hot."

"I gotta knife! Cut cut cut!" "How much ''do'' it pay to scrangle a lady?" "What? I'm ''heeeeelping!''", undercover gingers, "well, what do you hate most about America?" "Tanzania, Tanzaniaaaaa~"

This entry is lovingly dedicated to the students and staff of my high school: "DON'T TAZE ME, MR. FRIEDMAN!!!!"

Explanation: The aforementioned teacher has a tazer in his room for some reason.

This troper's high school class of around 30 went to Israel for their class trip in February. Two of my friends entered a shop and the shopkeep inquired "What ees thees?" while gesturing to one of my friends' prominent Adam's apple. It has since become tradition for one to poke the other in the throat while asking "What ees thees?"

When something surprising occurs, this troper likes to exclaim "Oh, ''my!''" in his most Sulu-esque voice. I've also recently discovered the joys of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAANND, and for some reason that escapes me, I like to use the phrase "How... ''very'' awkward" in my best Emperor Palpatine voice.

The line "Who is kaidon?" from Halo: The Cole Protocol has achieved meme status among this troper and his friends.

Among my close friends--and I have precious few--several memes are shared. "You don't fuck with the system!" "You know why that happened!? You fucked with the SYSTEM!" "Left... foot... forward! Right foot forward!" "I'll fill you so full of X you'll be using your dick for a Z!" and so on, and so forth, ad infinitum.

This troper ''nearly'' created some of this with the phrase "those buildings are pretty epic" on /tg/. It died within the thread, despite people insisting on its mematization, because the first thing it produced was RuleThirtyFour of a ''{{Warhammer 40000}} building kit''.

While playing sports of any kind, even snooker, the standard response when you miss a shot amongst this troper's friends is to yell "POST-N-IN!". Also, WoW dwarves are sexy, and this troper is the Umbro Man from Umbro lane.

This troper has seen some mutation in his gaming group and at school.

In the group, I'm directly responsible for "We check the trunk for bodies" whenever purchasing transport with storage space, and "Barkeep, it's gonna happen again!" which is used to remind me of stupid things I've done in-game. In a {{Stargate SG-1}}/StarWars crossover, we got "So, we're on Gand..." to indicate that we're waiting for everyone to stop goofing off and start the game. A former member of the group, who left before I joined, was notorious for character mortality.

My Game Design course includes a class on editing. One of our assignments was to put together a short scene. One line of dialogue has become a meme: "Be cool, man, be cool! Don't be a fool!"

On one internet forum, This Troper created a new meme out of an already existing meme. Because of a CandleJack joke gone horribly wrong, it is now common there to finish sentences and entire posts without getting of

This Troper's gaming community has many:

Kiwi speaking in third person. Always.

Kiwi's mother being deaf.

Clif has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE head.

ALL HAIL THE RADIO

Adding "Receive bacon." to the end of all lists.

The very existence of Chestnut, a carrier from Homeworld that must be sacrificed to continue the game.

Not to mention the Ur-Example at this troper's school, spawned from a poorly done sex-ed video. The response to any question about "What's wrong?" or "What's the matter?": I HAVE WARTS ON MY VAGINA! I can't believe I just said that... I HAVE WARTS. ON MY VAGINA.

This Troper's extended family has "Hey look, it's her mom!" after one of us kept yelling it at several slideshow photos in a row that did, indeed, have her mom.

This Troper's improvisation class's teacher once got shunned by a local newspaper, proclaiming "[troupe name] Not Professional, Not Funny". From then on, we all show disdain, fake or otherwise, by pantomiming writing on our hands while shaking our heads and saying "Not professional, not funny."

This Troper, again, has a few in between his friends:

"We don't know what you're talking about."

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [name]!" Usually followed with an exaggeratedly sped up/slowed down hand wave.

"I haz X!" "I TAKE YOUR X." "Aww, now I don't has X."

"IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOUUUUUU."

"STOP WEARING HATS."

From the choir: Everything is Yoni's fault.

"Why is it/Why are there X?" "Because Florida exists."

Shakespearian insults are the big meme at my school after an English exercise that we all thought was hilarious. Now we all insult each other with Shakespearian insults. "Gleeking, fat-kidneyed fustilarian" is a particular favourite.

I'm not sure if I'm going to even try, but to me, the Foot Soldier from TMNT: Smash Up, is a MemeticBadass, having the ability to defeat the Shredder and kick Krang's ass while eating a Pizza... with his mask still on (I call him Nickname}} Bob.)

I also seem to have a habit of saying "It's MyotisMon", when the third series was out, unfortunately, I was wrong, but I put it up for laughs now and again.

Additionally, I also say "Gordon Freemant, what are you working on?", from Half, er, Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction, it's just weird hearing it. This troper and her father regularly greet each other with "Alfalfa" since we watched Kung Pow. It's somewhat of a meme in our half of the household now.

She and her friend also have a habit of roaring "KHAAAAAAAAN!", as well as responding to many questions with "Of course!" ala Bison in the Street Fighter movie, complete with dramatic turn.

In this troper's family, the prototypical response to cases of not doing the research or utterly idiotic behavior is "Chairman Mao!" We also tend to end sentences in The Abridged Series}} "...IN AMERICA!!"

In this tropers family, we say "eh, patcha?" as a WTF expression. i really dont remember why.

This troper has a whole bunch. Adapted from other media are my tendency to do my best Admiral Ackbar impression whenever some situation comes up in something that is clearly a trap, and also my tendency to describe large things as being "of considerable girth" after seeing the videos of Robjn Taylor on Youtube. And now that I've finished the first season of Gundam 00, I'll never be able to see a Pontiac Trans-Am anywhere without shouting out "Trans-Am!" as if it's a big deal. Also, whenever my dad sees something at a distance and misidentifies it, I shout "Dinosaurs", to remind him of a time when he though a paiting of grapes on the side of a barn was a painting of dinosaurs.

But wait, I'm not done! The RPG club I was in at school also had a lot of its own very persistent memes originating from our fairly standard GURPS campaign. One was how an NPC in our party, who had been played the year before by a guy who wasn't available last year, was constantly, according to the GM "sitting in the corner, polishing his weapon" when not in combat. Another meme was the phrase "visual aids", and the NPC name Brenny Longshanks. And one of our members had a very particular catchphrase that he always shouted when entering combat.

In this troper's family, the latest (and most annoying) meme is "Brian". Brian is one of my dad's friends who has an odd way of referring to his dump truck - no, not that; an actual dump truck. He'd pronounce it as "muh DUMP truck". In the original meme, we'd simply mock his pronounciation, but over time my brother and his friend have begun making up other phrases using Brian's style of speech. Now Brian has somehow evolved into a rapist, domestic terrorist and an abuser of drugs and his wife. It's made all the more funny by the fact that the REAL Brian is an upstanding family man.

"Go ahead and choke on your Crunch N' Munch!" said by my mom to my dad when, in the middle of some sort of heated discussion, my dad decided to snack on some Crunch N' Munch. The fact that he has a smoker's cough and tends to choke when he eats is what prompted my mom to say it.

A less prominent, but still notable meme in this troper's family is Abel Nightroad wearing a dress and apron and being pregnant. It originated not from an imageboard, not from a bad yaoi website - but from the darkest pits of this troper's own sketchbooks.

Somehow, one of this troper's friends had taken to referring to the hand of another of her friends as Alfred. Then we learned Alfred was America. Her hand was henceforth referred to as America.

This troper was considering taking a class on babysitting at one point, and his mother was warning him about the dangers of taking care of baby boys. Out of nowhere, his little sister (who neither of us thought was even ''listening'' to the conversation) pipes up from the back seat, "And that's why you've gotta wear goggles!"

That was a particularly rich time in her life. Also around the same time, "A beer would be nice" became a meme in our family after she said it in response to our mother asking her if she wanted anything to drink (meaning non-alcoholic, of course). She was about 9 at the time.

A much earlier one involves a particularly long set of {{Mondegreen}}s for "Take Me Out to the Ballgame". My father always teases her by singing the lyrics she made up at age three. I try to sing the correct ones, but still often slip up and sing "Buy me some peanuts and ''Apple'' Jacks". (And no, I'm not about to embarrass her by putting the rest of the errors here. That would be rude.)

Others that don't involve my sister:

"Sulfuric puppy dogs"--this is what happens when you're not paying attention to the conversation going on and don't realize that the topic has changed.

"One nine one nine one and nine." Thank Mapquest for this one. You know how it always gives all possible names for a road (usually so that if a road has both a proper name and a number, it can be identified by either)? Well, it rendered one road as "[=NJ-1/NJ-9/NJ-1 9/NJ-1 & 9=]" Route 1 and Route 9 are the same road at that point.

This Troper's group of friends at school had a few:

"I am ''trying'' to ''read''" usually when the speaker was obviously not reading anything.

"Africa" spoken in a strange, childlike voice, as an answer to any and all "where" questions.

"So am I, but you don't hear me bragging about it". Misquote from TheSimpsons.

From this troper's IB and pre-IB career:

"This doesn't have anything to do with Julie Andrews, does it?"

"Hydrogen bonds are ''magic''!"

Mrs Jones, Queen of Math

"That doesn't make any sense." "It doesn't have to. It's Russia!"

Memes from this troper's life include...

"CHARLEMAAAAGNE."

Doctah Edward Roivas.

"Hee hee. I unlocked it."

"Ohh, you're siblings."

"You shoot like an Ashford."

"She's infected. She's infected on a massive level."

Anything that rhymes with "S.T.A.R.S." #QUOTE#'''Jill:''' I know this city like the back of my hand. #QUOTE#'''Nemesis:''' BARRRRRRS?

"Jeagerjacquing" as a euphemism for impaling someone with one's bare hand.

"Somebody killed Raito? That was odd!"

Susan the (male) white balverine.

"CLOOOOSING TIIIIIME... One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer..."

"Busby's cheaaaah..."

"I'm Egyptian!"

"I'm a Gyptian!"

"DO NOT - INTERRUPT - THE JUDGE."

"THAT SMELLS LIKE FEAR, BOY!"

DWARVEN [Plural Noun]. FINE DWARVEN [Same Plural Noun].

Rogue orgies.

Rogues are better warriors than warriors!

Puss in Antivan leather boots!

Danish... Danishes! Also recently became Dalish Dalishes. And on that note, "You don't say 'Chineses'!"

The chat for the role-playing game I used to run had a lot of them, but one of my favorites was when we'd spontaneously start quoting the Lucifer cutscene from memory. "FIRST I WHIP IT OUT!..."

This troper and a friend were playing SuperSmashBros. when the friend mentioned that Peach had a certain similarity to the Tank. This troper, utterly bewildered, offered "She's an unstoppable engine of violence and rage?" Turned out he was talking about how she could pull turnips out of ''any'' surface, but we decided that mine was better.

Also, credit goes to TV tropes, for the line the description was corrupted from.

An Envirofone ad airing from June 2009 has a fat man saying "Wonga!".This phrase has been added to lots of sentences, just to make them funnier.It works. Thre is also "Postal Gold", a similar company, whose spokesman looks like Barry Scott (of Cillit Bang fame).This similarity has led to the meme " Hi, i'm Barry Scott and I'm here to talk to you about GIVE ME YOUR GOLD JEWELERY." Combine the two if you dare.

This troper has a bunch with her friends and family. Half are from pop culture:

"But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't ''eat'' the tourists!" (Said any time troper and her father hear the words "pirates" or "dinosaurs")

But that line CONTAINS the word "pirates"!

Man, how are we ever gonna top that? Oh, I know - LIGHT IT ON FIRE! (Courtesy of Mick Foley)

"I'm (This Troper)." "I'm (This Troper's Friend)." "No relation."

Elelator go UPPP. Elelator go DOOOWWWN. I PUSH DA BUTTON! (This is why you never let this troper and her friends, even in our mid-twenties, on an elevator together.)

. . . because you touch yourself at night. (For years, due to never watching FamilyGuy, this troper thought her best friend had made that one up.)

We're on a mission from God. (This troper's friend became ''obsessed'' with this one for months after seeing ''The Blues Brothers'' for the first time.)

And then there's the theatre-related in-jokes. "Shut UP, Shane!" (for an annoying kid at theatre camp) "All rawsty and muth-eaten . . ." (our Jesus in Godspell goofing up his lines) "Baker's Wife, Jack-a-mother, *hair flip* , Cinderella, Step-a-mother *hair flip* " (from a camp counselor who had the most incomprehensible accent, constant hair-flipping, and CloudCuckoolander tendencies) "Where is mah daughter?!" (dance instructor with a rambunctious three-year-old) "You're an ''adulteress'', she's just a skank!" (after a cast member's addition to the script) "You mad, murderous BEEEETCH!" (an actor's pronunciation issues) "The small, South American dictator" (what our orchestra director reminded us of) and finally, "I've come to make my vows of obesity" (epic line failure in "The Sound of Music").

This troper sometimes begins muttering "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!" He has also gotten his brother started on the "It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAND!" meme.

Among this troper's circle of friends, there exists such memes as entering a room and shouting "WAZZAP?!" because of the Budweiser commercial, this troper or another friend being sand/smoke/fire raeped after a rather insane chat conversation, breaking out into what they have dubbed "the Dead Bones Dance" at random times, suddenly shoop da woop-ing each other, sticking 'That's what she said!' or '...in bed.' to the end of someone's sentence and killing Mitchell after a gave of Blahvian gone horribly wrong.

In Georgia(the US state), there was a series of commercials that went "Call seven seven oh, nine one six, one two three four OPEN THE DOOR". For a while people would just randomly sing that.

In Minnesota, there was a Pizza Hut commercial that went "CALL 651-488-8888! PIZZA HUT DELIVERY IS ON ITS WAY!" ''Everyone'' sung it, all the time.

This Tropette's Nakama had a zillion.

Jiggle Bench!

Meat pies!

(In an extremely surly voice) I don't ''have any potato cakes!''

I look good in Hot Pants?

Harry Potter's my grandma!

Why must you abuse my God-Given gifts?

KEEL EET VITH FIYA!

And I'm Rorschach!

Take heart, Glinda fans!

This troper has a semi-friend that once watched an episode of America's Next Top Model, where one of the contestants said that she was competing "For Jesus!". Doing something "for Jesus" has reached memetic proportions in my journalism class.

This Troper's Nakama has spawned innumerable numbers of these, including:

"[Subject] is insane... It's like some kind of crazy... devil... electro mass!"

"So, what is it?" [Thank you, Red Dwarf!]

Randomly shouting: "DAS BOOGIE!", particularly if it's obscurely related to the subject of discussion.

Spontaneously yelling: "DAMN ABBACUS!" in similar situations.

"You forgot [Friend X]!"

A whole slew of Arnie quotes, including "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!" and "EVERYBODY CHEEL OOOUD."

A rating scale for puns, starting at "Mr. Freeze/10" and ending at the standard ten.

Constant working of derivation and tangents into casual conversation.

Making excuses to say the word "anomalous" an anomalous amount of times daily.

"Derp." "DERP." "DERP!" "Derp?" "Derp."

"No-one cares" or "My care mug is empty" or "Error 404: Care not found" or the rare and precious subversion "Care noted."

"[Troper] is a pedo, lololol" [This is why you never date younger girls, folks.]

Nobody at this troper's church id "broke." Thay're "temporarily out of cash."

This Troper is now sadly known as a Japanese Cheerleader in her Chorus class. Why? Well, we all had to do something as an introduction. She did the dance to Motteke Sailor Fuku. There's a bunch of others in this same class, and a couple of others, too.

This troper's group of friends have several.

Shouting "FERN GULLY!" when someone mishears something, due to an incident where a friend listened to an entire rant on how environmentalist Fern Gully is before sitting up and saying remarking "Hey, you know what an environmentalist movie is? Fern Gully!"

"OH FERN GULL-ERY," after a bizarre mixture of the previous meme and an overdose of Zero Punctuation's Wolfenstein review.

"''CHARLIE'', you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown!

Rather than the "awkward turtle" our group uses the "awkward snowman." Take your two fists, stack one on top of the other, and place them under your chin. Aawwwwkward Snowman!

On a Transformers forum this troper frequents, there are many memes.

Using the phrase "LEGENDS OF BATMAN!" on certain things related to Batman.

Build-Thing, a weird combiner made up of RiD Grimlock, Heavy load and Hightower.

Having GhostRider be a choice in many polls for no real reason.

Hellworms.

This Troper's friends have a [[strike:couple]] lot of inside jokes.

"You should join senior band!", something our Polish music teacher claims pretty much every time anyone plays a song well. Later started including non-sequitur reasons, resulting in "I really like this sweater, you should join senior band!"

Very subtle allusions to my somewhat {{Squick}}y reading habits. Only occasionally though.

Jokes regarding my insane reading speed. May lead into the previous section.

"IS THAT MINE CAT?" Supposedly came from an encounter with some Asian guy when trick or treating. Details are vague.

"HA! 69! HA!" Self-explanatory really. It pops up pretty much every time the number 69 appears in anything. We're not very mature sometimes.

Cannibalism jokes are fairly common, stemming from one friend's and my own tendency to bite people.

"Be careful, he'll do a backflip and kick you in the face!". This Troper can almost do a backflip, and can almost kick above the tallest person in the classes head. And I'm very violent.

Just going to drop every old high school private joke I can still remember:

Due to then-current Mcdonalds commercials, the inevitable response to anyone saying "it could happen" was shouting "MCWOOOOOOORRRRLLLDDD!"

When he first came to the school, one of us kept hearing one man's name being announced over the loud speaker several times a day, and therefor he assumed this had to be someone extremely important... it was in fact the janitor. So we turned him into our own MemeticBadass / (sometimes ''literal'') AlmightyJanitor.

"When life gives you lemons... make peach cobbler!" (no idea how this even started - for some reason it was typically said in a bad JFK accent)

"Oh please black man, don't kill me!" (originally from some MTV awards show; it was how Chris Rock summed up Martha Stewart's reaction to having to co-present an award with Busta Rhymes). UnfortunateImplications, perhaps, but it was primarily being said to or about people who weren't black, and half the time weren't even men either.

"How's the stock market?" (said anytime there was a serious lull in conversation)

My answer to any unanswerable question was 42, someone else had "fish", and another of us had "A shrubbery!". There was a mock-argument about it once, and we decided to compromise with "42 fish and a shrubbery".

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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MEGANPHNTMGRL:

"So Adrien plus Bubastis should equal fun!" (This isn't a typo; it's Adrien Baillon in question, not Adrian Veidt.)

"Veidt Fact: When Adrian Veidt jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets FIERCE."

"NEIGHBOR KID. STOLE. MY BIKE."

"OH LOOOOUUUIS! WE'RE MARRIED NOW!"

"You can tell it's CRAAAAAAZY because the letters are crooked."

"Goddamn. Chupacabra."

Also, "I want you to, uh, file my briefs."

"...because that's what X DOES."

OH X. OH YOU.

"Why is there tea on the thing? There is ''tea'' on the ''thing''. '''WHY.'''"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE A POST LIKE MINE!"

"We are vampires. We have wristwatches."

"You SOLD your SOUL to my DAD!?"

Pheremones.

"But sir, what am I supposed to do with a panda?"

MANROAR!!!

Cause we're floatin'/On a people raft/A people people people people people people people raft...

This Troper's cadre has Sassy Black Women as our recurring joke.

Ever since it appeared in an Admin rant against Apple and Nintendo, "iDunno" has all but completely replaced "I dunno" and "I don't know" on a forum this troper moderates. Others include:

"Cast in the name of God, ye not FUNKY!"

My own lack of promotion (stuck as a local moderator for the past two years) on said forum seems on it's way to meme-hood as well...

This troper's classmates were playing Halo once (He doesn't have an XBox) and all of a sudden, one of them said "You just got ninja turtled!" while killing someone. Now, whenever someone does something "awesome" enough, they shout "You jsut got ninja turtled!".

This troper once was playing Dynasty Street(some random computer game) and his little cousin commented that the stick-man looked like a ninja. We were arguing over it, and I took the thing uncommon for stick figures that it had; eyes. So, I said "Ninjas don't have eyes, you should know that.". EVERYONE in the room burst out laughing, and now anyone in my family will laugh if someone says those words. Guess what many people in my family say quite often?

this troper's school and extended family have a boatload of these many of which I started we have:it's all ____'s fault howcould you _____? I'LL THROW STEWART AT YOU!, SUCK MY BACK!, that's ignorant!, You stuck your what in a what year old's what?, Life is about being wasted. and my favourite: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?

In my little group of four, we were talking about what we thought of Transformers2 (long story short: I'm the only one of them who doesn't like it), and somehow we reached a consensus that most people went to it to see Megan Fox's...ahem...performing. When the only female member of the group chimed in about how she loved that movie, "Ha ha lesbian!" jokes ensued for a while. Denial also ensued.

If you've taken Physics at Rolla, Missouri, then you ''know'' what to ask when solving a free-body problem: "Did you ''TOUCH'' the vector?"

This troper has quite a few:

My lady friends:

PASTA/VODKA/MAPLE!!!

Let's NOT have this conversation!

Don't touch the cows!

Nica-raaaaa-gua.

My huge boobs.

"I love dogs!"

"Do the Broly voice!"

9th Grade U.S. History

NukeEm!

They died!

"What's with the nuking and death?"

* teacher's cell phone goes off* "Coffee cup?"

9th Grade English

"Banishèd!"

"You saucy boy!"

"One of those slices of pizza could fill up one person. I ate 2!" was said by an industrial tech teacher in middle school, and now it is an immortal line with me and some of my friends.

This troper has Ascended into a Meme amoung her Newspaper classmates, it started when she misspelled "Time' as "Tine" on a paper they kept joking about it, then their was her problems she had pronouncing her TH's so the way she said either, three, and birthday was made fun of, the troper is commonly asked "for the tird tine, I dont know eather..", for awhile she hated it, but when they started to copy how she drinks sodas through a straw she felt flattered.

This Troper has the shout "{{Narm}}alade!" (no, it has nothing to do with ''MarmaladeBoy''), originally used to describe a particular scene in the Kenneth Branagh version of ''{{Hamlet}}'', now used for all things {{Narm}}y. It's not ''quite'' a meme, just I'll get it there in due time. Also, there's an AP English RunningGag-turned-meme revolving around literary characters (usually Shakespearean) and how they're brimming with HoYay. Finally, several of my friends frequent 4Chan and the like, so they usually repeat memes ("THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!") like no one's business.

This troper has had several short-lived memes begin in her school. Her history and poetry teacher, for one thing. There had been a Irish poem that he read about an girl named Anna Grace who was taken by the fairies. We have a girl named Anna in our class, and she's Irish. If ever she's absent, we will say she went to live with the fairies (or her brother will say that she was taken to jail, which is another meme). Also, after we read Kubla Khan, he kept saying stuff like, "X historical figure, who wrote KUBLA KHAN!" He's strange. At our school play, one of her fellow classmates messed up several lines to the point they became memes. Finally, her math and science teacher, after being beseeched with requests to do yoga instead of math, responded (with a completely serious expression) "Yoga's from hell."

This troper and her sister have a thousand of these. Right now, our favorites would have to be lines from Homestar Runner, usually Homsar's lines such as "I'm a trendy tote-bag." or "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's healthy piece of real estate." A HUGE running joke between us and our friend involves the Halloween episode about the jibblies, where one of us will say 'Come on in here!' and the others will follow with 'Jibblie jibblie jibblie!'. Aside from Homestar lines, we also scream when someone dies in a movie "GAAAAAAAANDAAALF! DUMBLEDOOOOOOORE! JOHNNY FIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIVE!", therefore rendering any emotional death {{Narm}}. There are a million others, but this is a huge block of text already, so just consider every meme a running gag in my house.

This troper spread this one in my small school...GORDON FREECHMAN WAS STUDYING IN HIS WAS STUDYING LABORATORY...

This Troper's school has many:

GAY. HIPPIE. VIKINGS. (In response to "Who did this" style questions

Hitler SKULL FUCKED YOUR MOM! (I actually don't know on this one)

I'm circumcised, I don't come from the hood.

Mr. Redeker killed a guy! (One of our teachers recently found out that he had a box of unidentified bones in his science room)

NO ONE QUOTES HANNIBAL. EVAH.

Cunt. PAWNCH! (Any or every groin attack, even on males)

This troper and her {{Nakama}} have quite a few.

"There's not enough bread on this sandwich!" "That's because it's a SALAD!"

"I like cheese. Lots and lots of cheese."

"Derpshark", coined after a particularly hilarious runthrough of the Boom Town level in {{LittleBigPlanet}}.

"CACTUS! MY FAVORITE THING!"

"Were I unwed, I would take this cactus in a manly fashion."

DERPSHARK MINAJ IS WHO YOU AIN'T FUCKIN' WITH

"Girl, don't make me take my 'urrings out."

"CAN I HAVE YO' NUMBA? CAN I HAAAAAAAVE IT?"

LIKE A BAWSS!

"Now I'm feelin' so fried like a cheese stick."

"I Sneer Contemptuously at him, as a free action"

This troper has several memes in her house:

"It's attack of the killer tofu" or "It's night of the living tofu" when referring to Darkside Chronicles tofu mode.

"S.T.A.R.S." said in a crackish sounding voice.

The RickRoll

"I'm thinking about having you examined for drug use or mental illness... Or a serious head injury," when anyone is acting really stupid.

This troper's AP US history class had a quiz question that asked how some (unspecific) slaves got back at their masters; one of the answers was cutting themselves and getting blood on the food that they served, spreading diseases like syphilis. The next quiz asked for the most used weapon against Native Americans, and as a joke, one of the answers was "syphilis tanks". From then on, there was at least one reference to syphilis in most of the quizzes and tests we took, and we almost got class t-shirts with "syphilis tanks" on them.

one of This Troper's calculus classrooms had 'TheCakeIsALie' written on the wall sideways. Right next to it? 'The Cake Is A Trap'

This troper's high school had a few of these going on during Junior and Senior years:

"Welcome to my lovely home", lifted from Jim Carrey's preformance during the Series of Unfortunate Events film and used by yours truly as a greeting during one year's haunted house.

"Bob Dole" and "Your mom" being perfectly acceptable answers to any question.

"Jizzed in My Pants" being one of the most quotable songs we found on youtube.

Random Crap Pokemon Cards, which made pretty much everyone in school memetic badasses.

A long held theory that I was, in fact, Bill Gates in a thin disguise.

Every single time this troper has to use dices in his local gaming club, be it for a board game, a RPG or what have you, he'd say "Yeah, I hit him ! Now, time for its armor save !"

This troper's camp group had "purple".

"It's snowing in Hawaii."

"ROCKS. DON'T. BURN."

Jen killed it. No exceptions. Also, if they are male, legal, and attractive, she has bagged and tagged.

"SPIRIT CHECK!" "NOOOOO!"

This troper and her friends have quite a few memes among them. These include: "English}} COME GET, Is For Emphasis Bitch}} BITCH", "THE TREE IS SEME", "THE SKY IS BLUE", "MERCHICKENS", "Wright Ace Attorney}} OBJECTION", and "CURTSY FOR ME, KOREAN BOY". Not to mention, "THE Poisoning}} MANLINESS, IT BLINDS" in regards to our Bifauxnen friend. And after having read and Juliet}} Romeo and Juliet in class, our newest additions include "VESTAL LIVERY" and "'''QUUUIVERING''' THIGHS".

You may want to take a seat, as this troper has quite a few;

It's become something of a meme between my group of pals that i can do anything. Except play the Saxaphone. This developed after an arguement that involved mimicking tunes with only your voice and your hands, and at one point i uttered "Well pardon me for not being able to play the goddamn Saxaphone. *beat* With my voice."

I also happen to have a number of injokes with a friend of mine in California;

"So... Anything good on last night?" "No, just reruns." "It's always goddamn reruns..."

"Why don't you go X... Or whatever it is you do when i'm Y." "DRINKING!"

(Usually uttered by one of us when the other sets out to do something they haven't done before) "Shall i go get the cheerleader uniform and the pom poms?"

"Don't be cute." "TOO LATE!" (Or "Don't be cute." "But i thought you LIKED that?")

I feel it should be worth pointing out at this point that we both like boot blacking VERY MUCH.

After showing a friend the cut scene from Wizard of Oz which has the Scarecrow FLYING, he asked, "How can he do that?" I replied, "BECAUSE HE'S THE MOTHAF--KIN SCARECROW OF OZ!" It's become a recurring meme with us.

"There had BETTER BE HONEY-MUSTARD!"

This troper helped start one at his school; a classmate was participating in a volleyball match and had invited a few of us to go watch. Out of earshot, it was decided to mark every time he scored a goal with the "Ha-ooh! Ha-ooh! Ha-ooh!" cry from ThreeHundred, complete with skypunching. It ended up working perfectly, earning not a few surprised glances, but in the end others joined in. Since then it became standard procedure to acknowledge the awesomeness of any event with this cry and skypunch.

Susquon... is a ZOMBIE STALKER!

ZOMBIE SHOPKEEPER!

An explanation: In the MMO Trickster Online, Raekuul runs three characters on one server: CreepyStalkerBoy, Susquon, and SeiArei. The other day, a friend of mine and her sister were talking about how I wasn't at the keyboard while running a user shop, a little bit north of where I'd set up shop (and close enough for their convo to show up on my chatbox)... just as I got home from running my errands. Naturally, the first thing to come out of their mouths was "AAAGH! ZOMBIE SHOPKEEPER!" The Zombie Stalker thing came from Friend's Sister's mouth before complimenting me on CreepyStalkerBoy for... some reason... maybe the irony of it?

More from Raekuul, his family, friends, acquaintances, and so forth:

"Sarcastically given statement of thanks, ''smart one''"

"Holy Crap, that's in 5/8!"

"No more Ramen before Eleven..."

"Don't close my laptop."

"It was hiding." "In plain sight. If it was a snake, it would have bit me."

The Newspaper staff at This Troper's school has several Memetic in-jokes going.

There's a girl named Julia. What do our classmates sing? "Julia! You know I'd never make a fool of ya!" It even appeared as a ''Valentine's Day message'' in the February issue! AND it once got a ukulele remix!

One student even RickRolld another in that same issue.

Last year, the song "Believe" by Cher was essentially the staff's theme song. It still is, to an extent.

Also last year, one girl accidentally burned a cookie in the microwave. She also went on an errand once and didn't come back. We were concerned to the point where we made a schoolwide announcement calling for her. We do not not let her live either incident down. ...Okay, ''I'' don't let her live it down. But others laugh, so it's still memetic.

This Troper's sister once made a really stupid speaking mistake: in August, she was preparing for a showcase performance due to start in September. When our mom asked if she'd be ready, my sister replied, "Yeah, I've got all of October to prepare." Since then, in the family, "I've got all of October" is basically the go-to meme. My sister hates it.

A person I know once told another person I know "your little plan has backfired" during an argument and was actually serious about it, even though the other person didn't actually have a "little plan" in the first place. Now me and my brother regularly say that to each other at random moments.

This troper and his friend have somehow ended up with shouting "ISRAEL!" at the top of our voices at a tv screen as a meme. Don't ask... It involves sleep deprivation and a Family Feud NES game.

Me and my brothers have "I didn't do it!" and "Eraser is your ''frieeeeeeeeend''." Also, my spanish class has "Iron the cat." After our teacher said that instead of "Iron the clothes." Actually, my spanish class has a lot of these: CrazyAwesome Bunny Ears Teachers + (often)rowdy students + bad translations = plenty of memes. Notable ones include "freak you!", "the F-U verb" (the preterite form of ser/ir), and "dos puntos!" (two points). I love my class.

Same troper here. I've also obtained something of a MemeticBadass status with some of the guys, despite being a not that tall, thin, shy, quiet girl. Actually, it's kind of because of the "quiet" part. It started when one of the other quiet girls snapped, and after a while I was the only one who hadn't yet. Somehow, it mutated from "(troper's name) is gonna be scary when she snaps" to "(troper's name) is an assassin who keeps a gun and a block of C-4 in her purse!" This has resulted in more than one CrowningMomentOfFunny where I reach into my purse, and the boys hide in fear. I'm sure they're just joking, but sometimes, they really make me wonder...

Also, this: #QUOTE#'''My Little Brother:''' *pretends to be dead* \\ '''Me:''' Huzzah!

This troper and his brother are both reading {{Darths and Droids}}, and in this troper's case, Gunray's order to "seal off the blidge" has become a meme.

On a message board I used to be on, it was a tradition that the first of October every year, someone had to start a thread letting Billie Joe Armstrong know that he can wake up. You know, because of the song "Wake Me Up When September Ends".

This Troper's after school film club has a few of them.

"LISA GERRARD!"

"No."

(epic stern face) "WHAAAAT?"

References to insanity being a prerequisite for membership, and people being chased out of hte club because of their being too sane.

"Welcome to the drawing-on-the-chalkboard club!" (we don't do nearly as much filming as drawing on the chalkboard. This troper feels bad about using up all of the teacher's chalk)

References to this troper's incredible stoicism. Sometimes followed immediately by said troper doing something incredibly silly.

Everyone MUST die at some point.

Bad things always happen to Garett.

This troper's rp's have created several miniature memes, including LOL Dylac, for when said character was LaughingMad. There is also some obscure thing about Mellura Azazel being shipped with the cactus he carries everywhere...

Koda Kumi has become this for me and one of my best friends, after said friend described Koda as "the whore-queen of Japan". Now, every time Koda is mentioned, the phrase "the whore-queen of Japan" will emerge. And always in a positive light.

This Troper and her Mom are NCIS fans. So, since seeing an episode wherein Gibbs makes Kate drink lots of water, the phrase, "hydrating's good for you" has taken on a life of its own.

The location, a small park playground. The time, late afternoon, and a thunderstorm was brewing. All was quiet except a distant rumble of thunder. And then... "FRANKIE! SOPHIA! STOP PLAYING, WE NEED TO LEAVE! SEE THOSE CLOUDS?! THERE'S GONNA BE LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING WILL SET YOU ON '''FIRE''' FRANKIE! LET'S GOOOOOO!" And my mother and I, who happened to be in the vicinity and overheard this bizarre moment (not a difficult feat, if the caps lock is any indication), have ensured that this hapless lady will be forever dubbed "Psycho-mom" and the especially memorable "LIGHTNING WILL SET YOU ON '''FIRE''' FRANKIE!" will live in infamy through our endlessly regurgitating the quote until it dies a horrid death in the memetic trash bin.

''Several'' among this Troper and her best friend (who is also a Troper). I doubt I'll even be able to remember all of them to list here!

"What do ''YOU'' do!?" (With emphasis on the 'you'; it started when we were rping and the friend said it wearing a funny hat)

"Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh." (A ''HomestarRunner'' reference...sorta)

"Only ''TWO''!?" (A combination of a line from ''WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' that I got wrong and a line from the movie of ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', said in a weird, screetchy fake British accent)

Referring to said friend's brother as 'the underwear store' due to misquoting ''Anchorman''

Humming the refrain to 'Sora Iro Days' whenever HumongousMecha are mentioned and doing likewise with 'Hare Hare Yukai' any time someone mentions Haruhi

"Why you do that?"

This troper's English class has "yellow" as a euphemism for bisexual. It started when a girl in class was asked what color best represented her, and the answer was "Yellow, because it goes both ways." She was trying to say that the color yellow was gender-neutral and it fit her because she was tomboyish, but...

Back in this troper's elementary days, the date "January 9" became something of a celebration amongst our batch. What's to celebrate? A classmate soiling himself at school on that very month and day.

There's a series of hand-gestures going around where this troper lives consisting of "Awkward Memetic Mutation Here" and an accompanying gesture. Spawned from "Awkward Turtle", in which one places one's hands over each other, palm down, and wiggles the thumbs. Intended for use in awkward situations.

ThisTroper has seen it progress from "Awkward Turtle" to "Awkward Fish" to "Awkward Llama". Then everyone got caught up with the llama gesture and started using variations on the llama for any situation.

This Troper's brother does a succession of hand gestures and names them in order: "Walking llama, running llama, sleeping llama, upside-down llama, happy llama, sad llama, dead llama- FLYING SQUIRREL." And would end with his hand "flying away" into the air.

Taken to the logical extreme with Ferociously Awkward Pterodactyl.

There's a whole ocean of awkwardness out there, including the AwkSquid and the Subtle Shark.

This troper has seen an Awkward Pagoda.

This troper been trying to introduce a new one called Awkard Bat, so far its been used by her friends two times.

This troper and his friends have a running joke about an entire set of awkward kitchen appliances, complete with actions.

This troper and friends started of with the Awkward Turtle, but somehow, we ended up with the Awkward Clam.

This troper's friends have somehow ended up with the Awkward Salmon, though the goal is to make the other person feel awkward by slapping your hand between someone else's legs as they walk up the stairs in front of you. There is a standing pinky swear ritual to protect yourself from this, and woe be upon you if you forget.

And the student teacher in this troper's chem class claimed that his cousin coined the Awkward Turtle meme after being caught swimming with protected sea turtles in Hawaii. As said teacher was also inordinately fond of ChuckNorris Facts and often used class time to discuss the week's episode of ''Series/{{Heroes}}', we didn't buy it.

This troper managed to get her Latin teacher terribly convinced that we were all doing a gang sign or something during the class discussion on Ganymede. (There's also mating turtle-- two separate one-handed turtles on top of each other flailing ineffectively-- and naked turtle, where the top hand scoots off with a "zoom!" sound effect.) There's also, for usage between friends, the Sexy Riff Raff elbow bump, with "Sexy Riff Raff!" recited in the same cadence used for Awkward Turtle, and elbowsex.

Funnily enough, the turtle is actually Auslan for turtle. This Troper does not know Amslan.

This Troper has been informed by an ASL speaker that it is "sea turtle" there.

This troper and her friends have, in addition to Awkward Turtle... Sexual Tension Jellyfish, Judgmental Coyote, Sexually Repressed Homoerotic Gazelle, Masturbation Butterfly, Shameful Ostrich, Venereal Disease Raccoon, Hypocritical Hippopotamus, Gullible Flamingo, and Retribution Bunny.

That is the best laugh this troper has had in a long time!

This troper's crowd has awkward turtle, awkward palm tree, ashamed moose, awkward cow, awkward balloon, awkward baby...

This troper's Nakama has the awkward balloon.

This troper is the direct cause of the popularity of 'Awkward turtle had babies' in her school. (Start off with awkward turtle, then separate your hands into fists, wiggling thumb and pinky into mini, one-handed awkward turtles.) She's also the source of things such as awkward pirate and awkward cockatoo.

This troper spawned the short lived "Jeremiah, the Anti-christ Unicorn" in his Junior Year Theatre class

This troper's Japan tour group had the awkward turtle, the inappropriate fox, random catapiller, bad joke butterfly and good call seagull. We just made them up as we went along.

Whenever a scientific discovery that this troper and her father think is awesome happens, they add it to the end of every phone conversation for the next few days.

At my school: "It was your own choice!"

And at mine: "Bob Saggett!"

Mary is that you?

Hey, that was at my high school too! Was it AMCHS?

At mine it was "CLAAY!"

My year had "GRRREEEEEEGGGGGG!"

Oberlin has "Jake Brody huffs mad dong"

Mine had "There is no ________ in Sobibor!"

My geography class has "Where's Djibouti?"

Mine had 'Prohibited to pluck the teacher', as in plucking feathers from (it's better in Spanish: 'Prohibido Pelar [the teacher's last name]')

This Troper's Chinese class got hooked on the phrase "Ni jiao shenme mingzi" which means "what is your name?" Because it was the first stereotypically Chinese-sounding phrase we learned. Later, we incorporated it into dramas, making it sound like we were saying something dramatic, when in fact, we were asking "Hey, what's your name?" i.e. "I'll defeat you! You'll see!" "NI JIAO SHENME MINGZI!"

This troper's middle school humanities class was full of em, from the simulations we'd do. From the civil war unit we had any phrase that roughly meant "Union Can't March". From the Continental Congress, we get "The Foot of God comes down to call and end to the meeting! (spawned when the teacher would "play god" and have the "hand of god" call and end to the meeting - one day we totally ignored it until he started using the "foot of god" and eventually the "head of god".) and "re-BUTTAL!" (whenever anyone used the gavel, someone would shout that phrase). For the world war two unit, we had "Stop Stalin!" and for the Rome unit we had "One denarius!" (whenever anyone asked for ANYTHING). For absolutely every unit, we had the teacher's running gag of "Silence or pay!" Truely, her school was overflowing with memes. They lasted until everyone graduated and went to different schools.

At this troper's school:

The water at the Fall Festival was spiked. Or maybe Fiji Water is just pure alcohol. (And then, in our own little circle, is possessed by Terrance the dead Swedish Fish.)

"Jellyfish!"

"Bigger jellyfish!"

(accompanied by hand motions) "Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture, duh."

___ kissed a rat named Josh. And proposed to it.

"You're a PHOEBE!"

____ is from Mozambique, _____ is his brother who killed his parents, and this troper grew up with the two of them and lived in Ghana.

In this troper's school, the Swedish teacher got annoyed at people not remembering "at home" and started to bang the table chanting "Hemma! Kotona! Hemma! Kotona!". No one ever forgot what hemma means.

After this troper's theatre dept. did the Pink Thunderbird one-acts, there was a wide-spread explosion of people saying 'I don't got the brain damage!'

GirlWithoutHat has caused some in the graffiti of her school: 'The world is not round, prepare yourself' (a spur-of-the-moment thing that ended up on every wall); 'we are always watching (except when you're in the bathroom, because that is gross)'; and, because xkcd and physics, on several desks: 'SCIENCE. IT WORKS, BITCHES.'

This Troper's high school English teacher would often sit with students during his lunch break. One day, he and a guy from the chess club decided to play a game of chess. On lookers took to naming pieces after books we read (White Queen was LadyMacBeth, Black King was {{Othello}} ect. The winner came up with the name for the piece that made a fatal move for it's player: Jill.

In history, Wavy Gravy was a FREAK... SHOW! In college English, LawAndOrder is never wrong. In Chem, StevenHawkings is our favorite vegetable.

From this troper's LJ RP groups

TRANSMISSION FAILURE

IGNG (A horribly typoed "Night")

Clover: HEY GUYS!

/Nostaliga look

SOUNDS GRETA!

This Troper and a couple of friends created a meme at their school, which started off with one person having the first letter of their name replaced with D, and culminated in Dobble, a form of speech where EVERYTHING begins with D. Dike Do.

During this troper's band trip one year, one of her roommates was incredibly frustrated at a malfunctioning hotel TV set, and yelled "Gawd! ...HO-BAG!" When we looked at her funny, she attempted to explain herself with: "...bag of ho." The term "HO-BAG! ...Bag of ho," spread through the band like the plague, which infected the other, non-band students as well.

Track Down this troper's graduating class. Yell PIRATES. Cue the Epic Band Movement.

...no, we only officially played that in '06. Nobody has the music any more.

Another DHS '08 specific one: "She made me give my presentation at [=McDonalds=]!"

Our school has several

There's a girl at the school named Tina, and to this day at lunch, someone will shout "TINA, YOU FAT LARD! COME GET SOME DINNER!"

In Current Events class, we were asked to find an international article. A girl raises her hand after five minutes, and spouts the now classic line: "Is Mexico international?"

At This Tropher's youth group, we play a card game called Mafia. This spawned several great memes.

"YOU'RE DEAD. Dead people can't talk. Because YOU'RE DEAD."

(in showtunes style) "Mafiaaaaaaa! Just can't wait to kill that mafiaaaaaaa!"

"Oh god. The DEAD PEOPLE ARE SINGING."

"Jesus wouldn't have cheated in Mafia!" And the follow-up: "But Judas would, bitches!"

In This Troper's home, we've created a meme that's turned into a greeting. My mother went into my older sister's room to say hi, but see wasn't there. Cue older sis coming into the room. Not expecting Mom to be there, Big Sis was startled so badly she threw up her hands and exclaimed "WAH!" So now we all greet each other by throwing up our hands and going "WAH!"

From a particular {{Watchmen}} FanFic: "He gotta purple like that."

Speaking of Watchmen, this troper offers up "Adrian, you tried to dumb it down and all you did was STUPID IT UP."

''"Daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyy...."''

Among this Troper's personal circle: SEXY SAMMICH. Did it have mayonnaise? ( You don't want to know how that started. )

Also, seven.

My class, last year, had "Do you like butter on your muffin?" My current Nakama has MANY.

Mentioning the word Dugtrio. See the image on HardGay.

"ENRIQUE IGLESIAS CAN FLYYYYY."

The incredible awesomeness of the Axolotl.

The neverending war of Antonio/Selia or Antonio/Karin.

NO ONE! GOES THROUGH! THE BAND!

To clarify, there's often one or two jackasses who try to walk through a marching formation as we're exiting/entering the competition field. Bandies are to discourage them, first verbally, then instrumentally. For some reason no one ever tries to break through the trombones or the drummers.

That is because at a genetic level Trombone players are angrier and more pron to explosive shows of violence than any other instrument

Walk into a room with this troper's friends, yell '''"WAFFLE FRIES?!"''' at the top of your lungs, and watch a pillow fight immediately erupt.

If you ever want to find any members of the RPI Players in your vicinity, shout "Which way is up?" and wait for the customary immediate reply, "UP!" Accompanied by an arm raised directly overhead, with index finger extended in said direction. Works on all members all the way back to class of 1979.

The engineering department at this troper's college has elevated Nicolas Carnot to the status of science's most magnificent bastard, responsible for every single failed experiment or construction attempted on campus (in reference to the Carnot Engine, a theoretical engine with maximum efficiency that thwarts all attempts to make it actually work). Dramatic howls of "CARNOOOOOT!" are common.

The entire mathematical community may tell you otherwise, but anyone who was in this troper's Further Maths class in sixth form knows you ''can'' divide by a vector.

In this troper's Spanish class, whenever the teacher asks something along the lines of "So what all have you guys learned in this class?" the entire class will immediately say, "Agua agua agua agua agua agua!"

This troper held a party for his World of Warcraft guild. We played Pictionary. The word was "restaurant." The drawer drew a picture of a hamburger in a building, inspiring every single possible combo of "Burger _____"...except restaurant. Just before time ran out, someone on their time guessed "Burger dome!" Guess what the guild's battle cry is?

Let's just say among my friends, personal memes include pasting the words Nikita Krushchev into random sentences (so I accidentally hit ctrl+ v, so wNikita Kruschevhat), the phrase "There's definitely an A", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!", "Solid.", "Disco car", and others.

Georges Clemenceau. Just in general. Particularly when teamed up with Woodrow "Woody" Wilson, and occasionally accompanied by Dimitri Mendeleev.

QUIT DICKIN OFF! (Is there a trope for screwing up a euphemism?) Coined by a particularly hard headed Music Instructor.

STAN YOU ARE ARE THE WORST X EVER/I HAVE EVER KNOWN/ JUST STOP TRYING!

"Oh yeah? Nice Pants!" Combined with a chick jab to the throat

No one can every take Craft (Alchemy) after last game

How to debate: Argument Starts, Shelton Wins.

Person Name Here:(Blank)Mancer

With enough Start-up funds you can!

This troper's dad started one: "Ask him if anyone at school wears a tri-corner hat, I hear they're making a comeback this year." Which has become "Tri-corner hat.""They're totally making a comeback this year."

God forbid if anyone at my school says that he doesn't remember. "YOU DON'T REMEMBER! YOU DON'T REMEMBER! WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME"

This troper is a member of a country music forum where Amy Dalley is a recurring gag whenever someone mentions underdog artists. (For those not in the know, she released ''seven'' singles and still didn't have an album out.)

Back in this troper's middle school days, ours was spawned from an unfortunate attack of the homonyms: "Wait, utter? As in a titter?"

In this troper's school, MichaelJackson has become something of a MemeticBadass of Music. (Pre-white Jackson, in case you were wondering.) Particularly after his death. During the 'Flash back' day of Spirit Week, there was a dance off between two Jacksons at lunch. And the Halloween before his death, the school put on a very impressive Thriller tribute. (This troper is sad she missed it.)

Cal is a gangster, you're a farmer, f***that s*** ,how bad,that's what she said in this troper's former secondary school.

This troper's Theater class has quite a few ridiculous ones, such as:

"You need to go sniff a big one!" is often shouted by the teacher herself whenever she gets mad.

Shakespeare's bisexuality is the teacher's BerserkButton, and we love to press that button, so we bring it up a lot.

During a play of Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf was supposed to ask this troper (Little Red) where she was going, and after she answers, he was supposed to ask her name. But he mixed it up, and this troper wasn't prepared for him to ask what my name was when he was supposed to ask where I was going. Now the class has the ever quotable, "What is your name?" "To Granny's, with goodies!"

Bread sticks and meatballs.

"TEELA TAKWEELA'S INTERNET SEX!"

"Jerry, I'm tired of being married to you! *mimes shooting him* "

This Troper has recently started following ''TheShipsCloset'', which logically breaks down and analyzes the HoYay between Kirk and Spock. One of the first things mentioned was how in one episode, Kirk mentioned that "let me help" was a better expression of love than "I love you", and in the next, Spock said "let me help" to Kirk. My reaction, which I now repeat as often as I can: "Ah, ''StarTrek''. Where help means fuck." To "Help in the ''StarTrek'' sense" now means the same thing to me as to "know in the biblical sense."

This troper's group of friends uses a number of weird pop-culture references as part of our own, perfectly logical lexicon. Some shining examples:

Serious - used to refer to, well, porn. Started when we first ran into WetSummerDays - as it was on a PG video site, our first response was "They can't be serious". They were. They were very serious indeed.

Neato - An ElGoonishShive reference - Lesbians are neato!

Rock Lobster - Used for ThisIsntWhatItLooksLike situations. Taken from the B52s, obviously. As in, "it was a rock lobster"

This troper posts to a sports board where one team's incompetent management is referred to as the Fucked Front Office, or FFO... which turned into an AscendedMeme when the assistant GM signed up for the board as [=ReallyFFO=].

The people this troper knows seem to attract these on a daily basis. Case in point:

From a high-school production of The Visitor From Forest Hills: "And THIS is a diamond bathroom door!"

Actually, ''any'' line from The Visitor From Forest Hills. Also, British!Borden.

"There's a green room there? We should rent a potted plant and make Rachel stand behind it!"

"How many times do you kill or torture Evan in this picture?" "How many times do we kill or torture Evan in real life?" "Touché."

"NOT GAY AT ALLLL."

(why drama is better than band) "Well, for one thing, there's a lot less rape!"

"It's drama, everyone's at least somewhat gay."

"It's legal in Canada!"

"Blaise Pascal is FAAAABULOUS!"

"Make [troper's name] read!", after a particularly interesting day in English I, in which I got to read Mercutio's part in RomeoAndJuliet. And I read it with great zeal.

"What should I put down to describe Two-Bit?" "AWESOME." (Actually, Two-Bit in general has become something of a MemeticBadass among this troper's class.)

After watching TheFilmOfTheBook, he's gone from a MemeticBadass to a MemeticMolester in this troper's circle of friends--except for in my opinion. Also, everyone is gay for Sodapop.

"Albert Adams." Used anytime someone gets an obvious question wrong at academic team practice.

PORN COPS.

I'M NOT KOREAN!

ALL HAIL THE ROYAL ORDER OF THE BOP-IT.

The academic team coach is Wolverine. This is a cold hard fact.

Any mention of haters making you popular will inevitably be met with, "No they don't, honey."

This troper's sister and her friends that participated in a college production of {{Carousel}} have "I AIN'T GOING TO NO CLAMBAKE!"

This troper's friends and family has a alot

LETS SEE YA GRIT THOSE TEETH (used when one of us are feeling depressed)

The Cake might be the truth

person 1: who wants ICE CREAM Everyone else:.... person 1: it has sulfur Everyone else:ME. ME ME

But fleece will kill us (came from a level 100 flaaffy (not ampharos. Flaaffy)in my friends soul silver game.

"not if i kill me first" (said when someone threatens someone elses life or when the above is said)

Youre not WELCOME Here

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARMED TUBE MAN

BROFIST

CRITICAL HIT (1 Damage)

I told you to get lost. Now on DVD and bluray

I cant im neutered...

(x)... (x) everywhere

Im a hotdog SQUEEEE

and most recently ... 2 great tastes that taste great together

This Troper's Theater class has developed enough memes to make it possible for members of the class to be in other classes, have the teacher mention something, and the class members to look at eachother and burst out laughing. Examples include the word "Organically" (notably in reference to how one should act, but any usage works) and anytime ANYONE says the words "This is a ____." will be followed with "A what?". Furthermore, his Spanish class decided that although the word isn't supposed to mean the cool kind of sick, anything cool is officially ''ENFERMO!''

This troper has been with most of the same group of seven other kids in Gifted for six or seven years, and has over time created many. She is a total geek, and for some reason her comments on things that nobody else understands tend to turn into class phenomenon. The ones that have spread to the rest of the school include, "What the hellmouth?!" as...well that one's pretty obvious; "I stand with the slayer," when somebody asks you about Twilight, although most people at this troper's school have never even seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and yelling "CASTIEL!" when frusturated, although only three other people know that this troper only yelled it because she couldn't get one of his lines from Supernatural out of her head. The strangest, however, is justifying anything you do or say that other people don't understand by saying, "BECAUSE I WATCH FREAKIN' PRIMEVAL, OKAY?!" Sad part is, this troper only said that one once before it caught on. This troper goes to a strange school, doesn't she?

This troper went to a con with a group of friends. While hanging out in our hotel room, one of my friends started to pimp Dane Cook to the rest of the group, and played a comedy routine that included the line "fuck shoes!" Later, once we started going around in costume, we discovered that ''all'' of us had very, very uncomfortable shoes with our costumes. "Fuck shoes!" became our motto for the rest of the convention and still comes up in conversation occasionally.

Red-haired meganekun {{Bishonen}} in suits are '''ALWAYS''' related. Also, tophats are awesome, and NEEDS MORE FRILLS (to the point that ''both'' tophats and frills even influenced most of my recent character designs).

This Troper and his friends have the phrase "Hide your Venosaur!", for whenever someone does something incredibly stupid, in reference to a friend of this troper stealing a Venosaur pokemon card from a disabled kid.

This Troper's high school has chimping, for freaking out over inconsequential stuff, and Rufio Day, is when people go outside and yell 'Rufio' at the roof. Monte! must be chanted during chapel at least a couple times a semester, white sneakers impart super powers, Bowie Days are free days, muffins are brought up way too often, and you know when people say AWizardDidIt? They're lying. Baker did it.

One has started within my family, but then it burst into flames. Well, my aunt started one by saying "...and then it burst into flames" after an obvious lie, but then she burst into flames. Made all the more hilarious when my sister fell asleep on a road trip, and we passed a car that actually DID burst into flames.

Also "OH MY GOD IT'S A RHINOCERPOTOMAS" and Spidercat.

My gosh, there are two many to count... It all depends on who from ThisTroper's school. Hmm let's start with:

These three and almost anything from my friend:

Army of 87 badgers!

I ''hate'' communism!

John Marshall/Andrew Carnegie is so awesome!

From my Chem/APES (AP Environmental) teacher (You'd know him instantly if you've had him):

Merry Quizmas!

PV=nRT

(If your are in AP Environmental) Tardy Pass! Where's your tardy pass?! Go and get one; and take you bags with you!

I'm catholic in the sense of the crusades and the inquisition.

P.S. One of my most favorite teachers ever.

"I have pesto on my bread!" became a meme that caused most of this troper's math class to descend into fits of laughter, much to the bewilderment of new students.

Also the mysterious and murkey past of her old math teacher. Who reportedly goes on adventures through time and space with a talking dog. And has at least one friend in TheMafia. And then there's the business of his draconian sister ...

Does anyone remember BigWolfOnCampus ? Nah, this troper doesn't fault you for it, it's old. But, because of that show, this troper's family tends to say "Nice pants!" when someone is wearing nice clothing. Usually pants. Can alternatively refer to dorky clothing, but that is not used nearly as much.

Due to a certain... incident during a pickup rehearsal, This Troper's Fall Play club now has a minor meme: "You stole my parrot, YOU BITCH!" Said quote originally occured after a fake parrot was stolen off of an actress' costume hat, and was discovered ''after'' the scene she wore it. For years afterwards, we were all reminded of the quote when we saw said parrot and would use the quote after something else was stolen in fun (like snacks or script pages). Last year, however, the parrot disappeared. Nobody has seen it since.

Among my Nakama, we have "BUT IT'S A BREAKFAST CEREAL *mimes shooting self* ", "Please go die in a hole please", "Yeah, of course, lemme just use my Jesus powers", "God, you're such a jerkfacewad", "LOL seven", "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHOES", "That wasn't funny at all. I'm a terrible person. I'm going to hell", "[name] is camper than a row of pink tents", "Travis did it!", and many more!

And between my friend Jessie and I: #QUOTE#Hey, Jess... #QUOTE#Yeah? #QUOTE#...Five! #QUOTE# Hahaha! LAAAAAAME!

Search up "The Mary Show: American Idol Spoof" on YouTube. Amongst This Troper's circle of friends, it became somewhat of a meme for quite some time. Do you guys know of those 'fuzzy worm' toys with the big eyes that flop around a lot and come in neon colors? We bought a whole bunch of those any chance we got and call them all 'Sars Darts' :D

"HEY, IT'S MAA-AARY~"

POLITICS!

"YOU! YOU! It's YOU! All the time it's YOU!"

Five! ... Five!

No! STOP! Go away! I mean it this time! ... I showed him! -Sars Dart pops up out of nowhere- AAAAAAAH--

There was a guy at This Troper's school who told obviously embellished stories, usually involving his brother. Soon, "my ''Brother''" (emphasis always on the word "brother") was on the same level as Chuck Norris. Most famous was "My ''Brother'' can do a burnout and a pop-a-wheelie [sic] at the same time."

Also, the guy in the white car who slowly drove back and forth at soccer games, watching from the road, became known as "Chester the Molester."

This troper's family has a few:

"What's for dinner?" "Bear guts and cabbage!"

"Brain death."

"Brain fart."

"Brain... no worky..."

And apparently, if you can't use actual words (like a dog or a baby), you are prone to calling all females 'bitch' and talking like a mobster...

"Pudding! Puh! Ding!"

"DAAAALE!!!"

"Schwwebies."; "Schweebs."

"Where are you going?" "Crazy! Wanna come?"

"Rob doesn't like cheesecake."

"Brandon is SO emo..."

"The world would be a better place if more people wore trench coats and fedoras."

This Troper's friend was once at a rock concert, where he was warned that girls might be showing their breasts. He replied that it would be weird if he saw the breasts of one of his classmates, but if it was some girl that he didn't know, then "that would be a ''treat''." "Treat" spread through our friend group faster than swine flu.

In my Class in Medicine School we have "hey, if we better watch PORN?" After supposedly one classmate said it in another classmate's house. It usually comes when everyone is quiet and bored after classes.

This troper was asked what superpower he wished he could have. He attempted a MindScrew and said: "The ability to break the fourth wall!" It is now a meme among us. :[[MindScrew Or is it a RunningGag?]]

Also by us: "Fanboygasm!"

When this mexican troper friends went to Marisol house we asked her brother where was she. Then, he screamed: "MAREEEEEEEE!!!!". Since that day, everytime someone ask where Marisol is, there's someone screaming "MAREEEEEE!!!"

This troper took American Civil War as an easy credit, and while learning about the various uniforms the soldiers wore, there was a specialized group of fighters on the Union side who wore red uniforms (I can't remember now). Of course, my friends and I immediately thought of the Canadian Mounties and insist that it was the Canadians who won the Civil War for the Union. This escalated into Canadians being the cause of every plot hole and Deus ex machina ending ever. And they're ninjas and verrrrrry sneaky.

This troper knows some... odd people. For example, in French class, the immediate answer to "do you guys have any questions?" is "Ms. Johnson, how are you kids?"

Same troper, but in her youth group people there's one very strict adult advisor. Whenever someone new asks about her, the immediate response is "Jill's hella chill." She is definitely not hella chill.

I have a couple. Whenever I'm at school, from junior high to high school, chances are that someone will tell me this phrase: "You're going to be late!" It's in relation to how I need to be so punctual all the time. Also, unrelated to school, but whenever you see Miryuko the (800-pound) Massive, people [[strike:always]] mostly say, "holy shit".

Also, whenever I have a certain High School teacher, chances are that she will mention the late Patrick Swayze and Max Weber as her favorites.

After this troper started taking German, 56 became short hand for IfYouKnowWhatIMean. (Fifty-six in German is "Funfundsechzy" which, does, in fact, sound remarkably like "fun fun sexy".)

This troper's circle of friends often has someone loudly calling out "BAAAAAAAWWWWW" whenever something gets screwed up, occasionally followed with a clucking chicken sound (BUCK BUCK BUCKAW).

This troper's various {{Nakama}} have so many it's almost impossible to put them all down, but…

Chris Brown is Batman! Rihanna found out, so he had to beat her IN A CAR, while driving 70 MPH, in a RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT, with his KNEE.

Miranda loves steak~<3

AH HATE BABEHS, THEY'RE ''FAT!!''

Stick with Jack, you're gonna make it back.

Eat it, Roast it, THEN kill it.

Don't hurt my feelings, Bertha.

OH NO!! BOTTOM THINKS HE ''IS'' THE LION!!

HE ATE QUINCE!!

Bottom Hungry, BOTTOM EAT!!

He's the rat king!

Get In My ''CAR''. I Have ''CANDY''.

This Troper is a terror to Leprechaun kind.

USE THE RPGS!!!

Could've Had Carpets THIS THICK!!!

HE GOT TEH STABBERZ!!1!11ONE!!1

I am SO ''JELLY!''

This Troper has a few that have been picked up on by friends and schoolmates from band...

The whoope cushion makes popcorn, don't you see?

Man, this uniform make me feel like a Nazi...

''except for the flammable plume''

ALL FRESHMEN TO THE FRONT! SENIORS GET THE BACK OF THE BUS!

NO NOT BARRY!

Do Not Touchy the (insert instrument here); or else Joe will come out to get you.

Somehow, in this troper's precalculus class, a mnemonic device for verifying trig functions devolved into "Hellooooo Grandma!" Also, "Mathemagic Land." It's better than Disneyworld. Her French class has the Curly People (who are continually at war with the Frizzy People), bert voobs (or vert boobs), and "get in my van", among countless others. Her English class has ExitPursuedByABear. She's convinced she must be some kind of meme magnet.

In this troper's forensic science class in high school, we would watch episodes of this competition show called Murder that used to be on Spike, where two teams of cop show fans attempted to solve reenactments of real-life murders. The first time we watched it, one of the amateur detectives apparently thought it was an episode of CSI and started coming up with increasingly bizarre theories that not only weren't supported by any evidence, but which the guy was COMPLETELY convinced of. One of his theories, that the murder had been over a drug deal gone bad, included a bizarrely specific reference to a "kilo of cocaine" being hidden under the suspect's bed. After watching that episode, the entire class would frequently ask where the kilo of cocaine was when doing lab work.

In this Troper's school our Spanish class uses Rosetta Stone as a learning school. Most every time we use it there is always a question that goes "Que es esto" and the response is "Es un gato" It has become so popular that everyone at the school is saying it

A friend and I were doing a lab experiment, where we reacted copper metal with nitric acid under a fume hood. We saw a brown gas float off; our teacher said it was poisonous, that's why we needed the fume hood. We could not figure out what that brown gas was. I speculated, out loud, "The only gas that could probably form from this reaction would be Hydrogen..." My lab partner said, "Well, it's probably Hydrogen, then!" I quickly replied with "Hydrogen is not brown!" and he retorts, "You don't know that!". Now he keeps making allusions and jokes to "A rare version of Hydrogen, which is brown". (We later found out that the gas was actually Nitrogen Dioxide, NO2. That didn't stop him from trying to convince me that it actually was "brown hydrogen".)

The mythic Awesome Coffee Turtle. (In explanation: this phrase is allegedly hilarious-sounding when uttered by this upstate-NY accented troper. Said troper doesn't get it.)

This troper's highschool had several:

Any mention of our extremely English woodworking teacher, Mr. Homer, will be done in a hilariously exaggerated accent (Mistar HohMar), followed by stating his love of "Floi Fishin'"

For a while, Mr. Ward, our legal studies teacher (then Deputy principal) was often greeted by cries of "Wwaaarrrrdddyyy, Wwaaarrrrdddyyy..."

One of the maths teachers was constantly winning awards for "Biggest Tryhard." (lucky he had a good sence of humour)

This troper's bus trips would so often include a bellow of "Si' down!" from one of the senior students, to the point where other people began saying it with that exact inflection.

There was also the Chuck Norris Jokes in eighth grade. Dear god, the jokes...

My junior high group had 3

"''skeeeeeeeeef!''" or simply "skeef," the second one was used as a replacement swear word (I started it, and no-one ever found out what it meant other than my friends)

"They were fucking like rabbits! '''''For four hours!'''''" (also started by me, referring to my parents, who kept me awake even later than usual with their loud sex. And yes, they ''did'' fuck for four hours straight)

"Oh ''geez'', what is this madness, what is this madness you speak of" said in an annoyed manner.

Among my sisters and I:

"Hey, Rachel, I found the trope of the week!"

We have quite the Awkward turtle series:

One involves a day in a pool when we were awkward turt'ling each other, and suddenly: "My turtle's a COMMUNIST TURTLE!" Cue a running joke in which we enact World War Two with Awkward Turtles. I even did it for a social studies project once.

Another time, we were all awkward turtleing each other, and suddenly we all have our Awkward Turtles swim towards each other. They rise into the air and we all chant: 'awkwaaard POWER!!!!' following by a 'fwoosh' noise. The moments afterwards are always extremely awkward.

Because my English/math/science/social studies class has consisted of the same twelve or so people for the past six years, we have a LOT. For instance, singing the word "pickles". Also, every time we have a substitute teacher or class sitter, someone will ask if they're a Republican or not within five minutes.

Also, the phrase "have fun" has become my personal catch phrase that I use in place of saying goodbye. Problem is, I don't usually think about if having fun is really likely. For instance, when one of my friends says that they have a huge test in their least favorite subject that they didn't study for. "Have fun". A few of my friends have started saying it too.

For this troper and her brother, there are two.

"POR QUE?!?!?!" shouted as dramatically as possible. The correct response is an echo of "FOR WHAT?!?!"

Also as dramatically as possible, and with arm movements, "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"

Uh... I'm going to do my best to provide context for the following incomprehensible in-jokes.

Two years in history class gave us "God Save The Tsar!" and "Wasn't Einstein the first guy to walk on the sun?"

Also, would you like to slavery.

A nasty way because he killed them not all of of them two of them was he allowed to do that nobody knows

Discussion of unsatisfying endings gave us UND HE WOEK UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREMA

Discussion of irritating individuals gave us "Hi guys The Game!"

Disturbing videos in Religious Studies/Ethics/Misc gave us the distressingly cheerful "This is Chief! ... the local pedophile."

The mannerisms of a friend gaDAVIS! only a RRRREAL MAN would be able to DONGS guitar solo

Among my Nakama, if anyone is stalking, harassing, or generally pissing you off, call Julia and me. We will kick their asses.

And Between me and another one of my friends, It started off as 'I guess Bonnie's not coming' and has now escalated into 'the bonnie is a lie. There is no Bonnie. There never has been a Bonnie. How are we talking about this Bonnie person anyway?' And you Cannot have my drapes!

This Troper and his friends, when frustrated, will simply yell "FROWN". And my friend's breasts have "nice architecture."

Whenever something goes wrong at this troper's school, we blame it on a poor kid named Ricky. Sometimes it's his fault, sometimes it isn't. (We don't even say it's his fault and he doesn't even need to be nearby; we just say his name when something goes wrong...in an angry tone of voice.) There's even a {{Facebook}} group called 'Blame it on Ricky!' It's rather popular among the schools in our area.

Obviously, my nakama has several. My friend was in a production of DamnYankees, and he sung the lead in the number "The Game." The night after, he put that he "thought about the game" in his facebook status, with predictible results. Now whenever someone mentions the game, i start singing the song. "Padawan is like television on Honeymoon! Unnecessary!" It grew out our star wars campaign. And one of the more random ones is "The world is my toilet! And you are my catfood!"

A "Fire Hazard" is a guy who is flamingly gay but still in the closet. "Purpling" has nothing to do with homosexuals, it actually refers to having sex via the metaphor of a ziplock bag. (Boys are blue and girls are red, and when you put them together...)

Anyone who spent any time on a military base in Korea between roughly 2007-2009 will probably recognize a floating head of Genghis Khan droning, in a bizarrely seductive Barry White voice, "Mongolian Barbeque...Mongolian BARBEQUE...Mongolian ''barbeque''"

In Russia many, many lines from soviet animated shorts and films are quoted by almost everyone. "Gentlemen of Fortune", {{"White Sun of The Desert"}}, {{"Winnie-The-Pooh"}}... take your pick.

This Troper has had so many, including referring to Miles Edgeworth as "milz", a robotic Mudkip who has an obsession with a very particular Bonus Stage character, saying "Facebooj" instead of "Facebook" and "giddamn" instead of "goddamn" (both the results of typos), saying you love people "phonetically" instead of "platonically", and so many more...

This Troper's {{Nakama}} have several.

"DAMN YOU ANDREW JACKSON!" comes from my APUSH class, along with the (well-accepted) theory that Henry Clay was a vampire (He was around for AGES). He was also John C. Calhoun and Howard Zinn, among others. Several girls in our class have pledged to name children after him.

"PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm going to kill you!" "AHHH! So turned on!"

"Glomp attack! PERVERTED STYLE!!!!!"

"Oh, no, banana jokes are inappropriate because I have one- no wait, he has one- I borrow it!"

This troper's class has a couple: "What's the square root of two?" and now, resulting from a TERRIBLY RUDE question one student asked an ACTUAL HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR who came to the school "If you could go back...". My group of friends has several more, including...

"Sir, is there extra credit?"

"Then I ate my dinner on a big plate of salad."

"HEY...good luck"

"Where can you find the biggest v****** ?" "Off the coast of Spain!"

In my school, there are more meme makers than probrably the entire internet has. we have made: "Only on Tuesdays!" For use when someone says something along the lines of "Are you always like this?", we have "It's probrably ass herpes" from when a student used that excuse to get out of class, "Two whales walk into a bar, one whale says to the other; WHEOEOEOOHOWEHOWHEOWHE" that continues for a few minutes followed by phrases such as "Then the whales mother comes in and says," or "then the whale gets a text that says" the punchline is always "and then the bartender says *insert noun of large ham here* ", another one is "'Suck it!' 'YES PLEASE!'", and finally, "OUR TEACHER IS NOT BATMAN!"

This troper was in group therapy, and sometimes for fun we would play pictionary in the afternoons (it was an all day deal). This troper and her best friend started the trend of guessing 'firetruck', no matter what. It has probably continued long after she graduated from the program.

This Troper and her family were watching her dad play My Sims Racing for the first time. When Makoto told him she was a human and ''DEFINETLY'' not a robot, we all laughed, and she quickly became this troper's favorite character. From then on, all blatant lies meant for humor were accompanied with "not a robot at all, oh no no no".

Several gems that stemmed from a remarkably stupid girl in this troper's class have become memes…

Are dolphins related to wolves?

Is Alaska in California?

What are the side affects of your heart stopping?

''… Death.''

*Nervously* Heh heh, she's kidding, right?

Let's see:

Who's John?!

Hey, when you go to Italy, chip me off a piece of the Eiffel Tower!

I don't like Poker Face...(In increasingly ridiculous accents)

BEEF!

Leave me alooooooone!

I've got fucking adrenaline...fucking...EVERYWHERE!

"Ma! Pa! Come quick! There's a spahhhhhhhhhhhhder in the basement!" or some similar line, often in sort of a redneck context.

"I was liek nooo!", a meme started after a moderator on Saber-Scorpion's Lair Forum got drunk and decided to post pretending to be drunk while in this state. Henceforth nobody on SSLF is ever "drunk", they are "liek nooo" and "Colonel Fruend" is always to blame.

This troper and her friends have come up with many. Including:

"Purple Trousers"

"I like tottles" (From the "Zombie kid likes turtles" Youtube video

"MEEP!" (Because we love Beaker)

"Charlie bit me. Ow, Charlie, that hurts." (Once again, a Youtube video)

"* insert random accent for no reason here* "

With this troper's family and friends:

"BAAAAAAAT!" Started after her sister woke up to see a moth in her room at night and assumed by the shadow that it was a bat.

"FLY SPRAY!" This troper's father's immediate but sleepiness influenced reaction to the above.

"You can't be racist in front of [sensitive friend]." Said any time race is mentioned in Sensitive Friend's presence.

Reacting to accidents/problems with "Stop drop and roll!" Started by this troper's sister, who accidentally set her breakfast eggs on fire and reacted by stopping, dropping and rolling in panic despite not being on fire herself (mom was nearby and put the pan out, thankfully).

"I need your body heat."

"Helicopter! *punch* " Started randomly, became a meme then turned into a game with penalty punches for false sightings and everything.

"I don't ''have'' any [object]s you insensitive penis."

"[Very well off friend] has a pony so her input is invalid."

"New Zealand's a country? I thought we were Australia's tiny, detached penis."

"This Troper is sick and wrong and a horrible, horrible person." Usually said to unbelieving non-close-friend people who do not know this troper very well.

QuuuuuALITY! (exaggerated build-up on the "kw" vital) is a meme in this troper's family. Blame that one on a very long car trip and a very intense game of Alphabet.

Also, "jet entrails" and "turbulence is fun!"

This Troper has THE LOUDEST VOICE nobody seems to hear. Also,

In American History:

Kelly's on drugs!

''Conflict'' *Taps fists together lightly*

Among his friends:

Ride the Water-car!

Adam can do it

WILSON!!

This troper and her sister have a couple.

On watching ANY anime where the guys are within two feet of each other, one of us say "Y'know, cus they're gay."

From the OHSHC bloopers: "Could it be...Vic...MIGNONA!?"

GIIIIIRLS? ARE YOU UP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET? *bangs door*

This is my (insert what we're looking for) detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff.

I SUPPORT (insert crack pairing here). IT'S TTLY CANON.

This troper (first person mode on) loves to make random doctor who references all the time, and these moments have turned into memes among my friends. But the biggest one was my reaction to seeing a statue while walking in a park at night: #QUOTE# Me: AAH! WEEPING ANGEL!

Me and my friends have a few:

"TAKE YOUR WHORE CARDS!"

"Dude!" Generally is used after someone says something awkward or points out something weird in a game,sometimes also followed by "What're you trying to say?".

Badly Drawn Weegee.

"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"

"Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!"

"Game The." Followed by "NOOO! I JUST GAME THE LOST!"

Uick Attack,and Trength.

"I'M GONNA FLIP A POOL/BITCH" Used when enraged.

This troper's mother would also like to remind you that SHE'S GOT A FUCKING MAGNUM.

What's MSN?

*hands together in front of chin* OH HO HO~

This troper took a personality test ranking her altruism and social dominance. Her altruism was low, and her social dominance was high. I commented that I had been scientifically proven to be a bitch, and this became a meme around the house for a couple of days.

This troper and his {{Nakama}} will have taken to naming the AI in various videogames. The AI driver in GranTurismo is Kevin (or The Stig), and the "guy behind the camera" is Dave, which prompts us all to shout "Dammit Dave!" when the camera acts up or we die due to a bad camera angle.

Also "shwa!" is the sound a large sword makes. This came from a StarWars DungeonsAndDragons match in which someone managed to create a forty foot, dual bladed lightsaber. Another player then said, "My saber-copter goes suasuasuasua!"

This troper has created several memes among his classmates, with the best one "Would you like some hard-clawed prawn action?". Others include gratuitous batch file code, and a less infamous "Would you like some elephants in your example?" and "You son of a Helena!". Hard-clawed prawns is an IncrediblyLamePun, nothing more than that. Elephants came from a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} monologue where I discussed with myself whether elephants can autofellate, and how they mount. Helena came from Helena's monologue in AMidsummerNightsDream where she compares herself to a spaniel. And since she's female, more than one person noted that that was a StealthInsult by Shakespeare.

This troper's class has "CSS test today!" which has lasted despite our last CSS class being 2 years ago, in 8th grade. Attempts have been made to transform "CSS" to some other class. They were not successful.

A gaming group that this troper used to play in spawned quite a few:

One of the most prominent ones is the association of owning/carrying shotguns with being very perceptive and vice versa - after a player who had been examining his character sheet while the GM was explaining how Cognition checks work (basically the equivalent of Spot Checks for those of you who don't play Deadlands). Suddenly the player exclaimed, for no apparent reason, "and I have a shotgun!".

Another meme amongst some of this troper's friends is shouting a very emphatic "NO!" in response to a question or suggestion or untrue/stupid statement and immediately mock-punching the person in the jaw in an exaggerated manner. I'm sure I stole the idea from somewhere, but I can't figure out where.

My dad gives AIDS to people. Not to mention "There are 25 million Men Who Have Sex With Me(n) in China."...

If anybody in my house mentions my aunt calling, expect someone, SOMEWHERE to scream 'KEEEEEEE-YUM?' (that is 'Kim' in an exaggerated Texas accent) Similar joke with my sister's mother-in-law, only with 'KAAAAAAAAATHERIIIINE?' in annoying posh accent. Also, anything said on a train, anywhere, has memetic potential with my and my friends. For the record, no-one gives a fuck who Karen is, Oi need two tickets fuh me an' me son, you need to sign a legal form to eat those chillies, we're going to Punchbowl brb, CAN WE BRING THE NOISE DOWN PLEASE? and JIMMAY! SIIIITTTT DOOOOWWWWWNNNN!

Mention clairvoyancy and poker in the same sentence, and someone in my drama class will laugh.

I have generated a thousand of these:

Do you liek abortion? in response to the pro-lifemovement. Needless to say, many people were saying DudeNotFunny .

PUEEERRR POOOWWWWUUUURRRRR. Don't ask.

PORK AND BEEEEAAANNNNS IS THE GREATEST SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN

And finally, ZEEELLLOOOOSSSS WIIILLLDDDDEEERRRRR

Me and my friends Guitar Hero-ize songs. We listen to songs on the radio and sing to the tune of it, but instead of the words, we scream "Green, blue, yellow, orange, green, blue, orange" to the tune of the song as if we were playing Guitar Hero.

It's a Vlassic!

Hello, I'll be your not-quite Morgan Freeman for this movie

Our senior Myth and Epic class spawned a lot of these this year. Here's two of the most outstanding examples:

Our instructor is always careful to stress that we don't mix up the names of similar mythological figures. We took note of his advice, but we didn't expect a section on our next test to deal with explaining the differences between Chiron and Charon. Now it's turned into something of a RunningGag. FINAL EXAM: CHIRON OR CHARON, MOFO?!

The most recent deals with Halitherses from The Odyssey, who became very popular when we learned one of his epiphets was Monsignor Plausible. Someone commented that it sounded like a horrible superhero name and it just got worse from there: "Monsignor Plausible! Can you save my son from that burning building?!" "The chances seem... somewhat even!!"

I seem to have discovered one that swept the school, based on an interview between Steve Bays and Jian Ghomeshi. #QUOTE#'''JIAN GHOMESHI KNOWS WHEN YOU TAKE A BATH.'''

This one isn't funny at all, (unless you like DeadBabyComedy) but it is proof in my eyes that God and/or the Devil has an increadibly sick, wrong, twisted sense of humor (then again I should have known that already, look at the book of Job) and is a fan of anime. Anyway, I was shadowing a doctor for my senior project and she was telling me about one of her patients with metastasized prostate cancer. They were testing for a hormone or something produced by the prostate and anything over four is considered above normal. This guy had, well... OVER NINE THOUSAND! I really really hope the test got messed up. Poor guy. I feel bad just typing this.

So, so many.

From school (mostly my 10th grade English class):

"...and then Gatsby comes and kidnaps them on his hydroplane."

"They eat the baby."

Blue cashews.

The cheese.

Lipless mutes.

Who Wants to Get Rich?

"You hit the line. And then you get hiiiiiiigh."

Th. ORR.

From my nakama (be it between individual members or the nakama as a whole):

Rabbits.

Kris is everyone's mom. But we all have different fathers.

"JUSTICE!"

On that note, the endless annoying song war between me and Janice.

Calpitalization and The, Cal Comma.

This troper has noticed that her speech is becoming more more meme-infected. It's gotten to the point where she's ''combining memes.'' #QUOTE#Friend: I'm in a good mood and I owe you some money, what do you want from the chip van? #QUOTE# ThisTroper: Can I *puts on glasses* ... Haz cheeseburger?

This Troper and her friends have:

'''FORK!'''

Ebola references

Who's the {{uke}} and who's the {{seme}}?

'''BUNNEHS.'''

Why?

HEADPATZ X3

This troper's friends, upon seeing bubble wrap, tend to go "BUBBLE WUAAAAAPPP~" in a childish voice, then hug said bubble wrap while muttering "My precious..." in a Gollum voice.

One of this troper's ''friend's name'' (albeit said in an over-dramatic way) has now reached such {{MemeticMutation}} status in her year that it is now a ''banned word'' in class.

In my junior year, there was a play, Death of a Doornail, and whenever someone said Hoopla, everyone else would also chime in with Hoopla. 6 months after the play everyone still Hooplas when anyone says it.

A quite new one amongst some of my friends is "I'm succed in school", based around a awful review for Simple Plan's "How Could This Happen To Me" (WARNING: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF EGO). The reviewer, a chap called "Oscar" talks about how much his life sucks, how he tries to kill himself, the problems with his mother's -- sod it. Please read it for the full effect. ->"This song is one of simple plans songs that is exactly how my life is. Second song is Welcome to my life. My moms economy is unfairly low, we can't even pay the rent, i have moved around 30 times and im just 15. I have been trying commit suicide but couldn't. I found a girl i fell in love with at first sight and we have stuck togheter in a year now. And we learned to know each other after we begun too call each other boyfriend and girlfriend. Thats the only light in my life for the moment. '''Im succed in school, im way too strong to fail school.'''" Just the murder of grammar, spelling and just the general tone of the review just gave us many great quotes to use. I encourage you to try to use "Im succed in school" for general lulz.

This Troper's family had too many memes to count, but probably the most popular is saying "Take off my sexy socks" in a British accent.

This Troper's mom is 21. Always. When it's her birthday, she turns 21. Even though this troper is 24, and his brother is 26. She's actually 46

During Junior year drama class one day, I uttered an improv line during practice for our original play, given with an exaggerated Texas drawl: "Get ready to feel the power of a nerd, motherfucker!" In about the space of a few hours, it became one of the most quotable sayings in school history. Why yes, I ''am'' quite proud of myself.

More from this troper, most coming from school:

'''Sliced chicken and gravy'''. Shared only by my parents and I back when we had a ridiculously picky cat. No points for guessing what her prefered flavor of cat food was. It's kind of an old meme now because we gave her to someone else years ago, but we'll still say it whenever the cat's brought up.

I always beat my dad at Monopoly. ''Always''. Even when he wins. This one spawned from the fact that I'm usually the first to buy Boardwalk and Park Avenue when the opprotunity arises because it's an open secret that buying them both effectively wins you the game even without the utilities.

Your Mom. Everybody told Your Mom jokes in high school. Even those two words on their own count, because people often just used them.

Random Crap Cards, drawn by a classmate on index cards, often used tounge-firmly-in-cheek references to pop culture and other school memes. Even people from school were featured -- my card had "Nerd's War Cry" and "Popping it up" as the attacks.

"What is your name?" Delivered in a British accent I can't quite place. I've also got a feeling it came from some pirate movie, because one of my classmates said it during a Drama production about pirates.

"MONSTER!" One of my classmates really loved Monster Energy and once went on a quest to find the BFC, "The Holy Grail of Monster".

"Strawberry daquiris". Mention that to my mother when she's drinking alcohol and she'll probably put down whatever she's drinking. In her defense, nobody was hurt when she climbed that tractor hammered and she had no idea they had alcohol in them when she specifically asked for non-alcoholic drinks.

This Troper and his friends have quite a few, such as switching the words "therapist" and "terrorist" and references to our calculus and physics teacher's PsychicPowers, teleporter and time machine. On a recent Italy trip, we added "DUOMOOOOOOOOO!," "NO PHOTO!" (this being the thing the Sistene chapel security guards were constantly yelling at random people) and "SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH" (this being the other thing they were constantly saying).

This troper has a few.

"Is that blood? BLEH" "Yep, that's my blood."

POOR SEAN

"Nina!" "NINAAAA"

I'm going to be Hokage!

BELIEVE IT

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME....

Ooh whatcha say, oh that you only meant well, of course you did...

HOLY ROMAN EMPIREEEEEE

This tropers school has picked up "Greggity, Greg, Greg, Greg in a wig" due to a chap calle Greg who looks like he's wearing a wig. So much so there is a drawing of a Greggity Greg action figure, which comes with additional wigs.

The Eleventh Doctor's "Very not good indeed" seems to have fallen into my vocabulary quite unexpectedly. Conversely, enthusiasm is expressed by "Oh yes!" pronounced as by David Tennant in Doctor Who and Casanova, complete with head movement.

My dad and I have "Because we're Italian... ''RIGHT!??''. The origin of it was that we were watching the SuperMarioBrothersSuperShow, and because of my nature, I had to hang several lampshades on the Italian stereotypes. Though a mini-meme was to mention stereotyping turned UpToEleven... the live action segments had '''their phone submerged in pizza.''' WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? I don't care if pizza is the only thing you eat, ''you do not do that!''

"Let's go do X." "YES! LET'S!"

I Have a couple of 'em

Do it! Buy a mountain! TODAY!

OCCAPUS!

CAEK!!! :D

This troper was playing the pokemon platinum version and his sister traded him a larvitar that was bred to know attract, when i used attract on geodudes it became meme among us and our friends that TY the Tyranitar could bag any pokemon he wanted with nothing but a wink and a devil may care attitude.

Abbadon and his equally screwy friend were discussing Command and Conquer, particularly, what Tiberium can do, both to you and for you, thus: STOP MOLESTING TEH TIBERIUMS!!!

This Troper and her sister have a few

ALL! ALL! ALL! KEITH! KEITH! What? Shut up and eat!

** It's 3 A.M time to check iHops for Courtney

(In a false deep voice): NOBODY KNOWS YOU DAWG!

Me: We have some bad news.\\ (in a high pitched voice): You're a little lepricorn\\

Me: Stop it Sally\\ Other: You stop it Mary Jane\\ Me: Bobby's mine\\ Other (in a deep voice): Bitch please\\

Ah, Mori no Ike. Been a source of many this year:

Let's start with Gorou-sensei:

Saying "Sumimasen" in a diva-like way, and snapping while doing so. He kindly repeated it for us here.

Gaga-sensei, due to his Lady Gaga-esque sunglasses and the way he dances.

This pose.

Him in a dress.

He'll be the leader of Texas when it secedes.

"I don'to speaku Engurishu."

"You blunked."

Kazue-sensei in a box.

Kiyoko-sensei likes to pretend she's Kanji-sensei.

"Pengiin" (penguin) and "chocho" (butterfly) being synonomous for "I lost the game!"

A tako with a taco.

"Fukushu!"

"My crab sheilds are weakening!"

/d2sz3ff Bunquiorra

This troper and her friends have tons of inside jokes and memes.

"Brittany is a plant."

"Cammi, I'm recording again." My brother says this all the time and start recording randomly.

"Why did I go through a wombat butt, and end up in the head of another wombat? THIS GAME IS SILLY!" A computer game we played for math class. IT'S CONFUSING!

"Jerry. Jerry. Jerry...... J-Man." He never responds until the last one. He's a super hero. :P

One erupted between this troper and her brother this afternoon. Basically, the Dai Lee equal the KGB and Ba Sing Se equals Soviet Russia. In Soviet Ba Sing Se, earth bends you.

This troper and her mother constantly look at each other, yell "WOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOH!" and wave their arms to emulate the dancing pancreases (pancreai?) from Weird Al's "Pancreas" video.

"My life is golf carts", a mishearing of a phrase nobody can remember anymore, became a general exclamation of despair and helplessness. It has since spawned ''another'' meme amongst this troper and his friends - "My life is beta tapes", thanks to CowboyBebop and the depressing turn of events that have grabbed hold of one of our number.

This Troperand his cousin have a few gaming-related ones:

"SUDDENLY, X!" (X was originally Wario, from the Subspace Emmisary cutscene "Wario messes with King Dedede")

"THAT'S THE WORST PRIZE." (from a Pianta in VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine who, in return for saving his life, ''throws you backwards''.)

There certainly won't be a boss fight ''here''.

Now see, I think Mario is the one trying to frame Bowser.

This Troper and her friends have a buttload of in-jokes, memes and the like.

From a TV special thing involving Craig Ferguson, we have "I'M ENGLISH! I'M ENGLISH!" (If I recall, he was referring to his role on the Drew Carey Show), which extends to a villain in an RP we're both in, due to the fact that we envision said villain voiced by said talk show host.

Another reference to the same show is Pregnant Drew. I'm... not very sure where this one came from.

Yet another on that note is Drew Sea Turtle, which is essentially Drew Carey in a sea turtle costume and/or a fat turtle with glasses. This one, iirc, stems from a fake emo poem that another friend babelfished and came up with an asinine interpretation of.

Floating pies. *points to empty space* This one's so old that I don't think either of us remember where it came from.

Gay Marshall. And his gaybeams. The person we refer to is an OC of another friend of mine.

Thinkinh. This one is from an especially funny incident where a friend made the same typo four times in a row while trying to correct himself.

Cherrygrapes, which is codeword for extreme silliness.

Impissible. Another typo, which has been interpreted to mean one who cannot be pissed upon.

Xerizero wears lacy bras. The villain from the above mentioned RP, and I'm not even going to pretend I know where this one came from.

On top of that, said villain has come to be somewhat of a Memetic Molester due to what he did to one of my own OC's.

Jack's Special Swimsuit. Blame the Pokemon episode Beauty and the Beach.

Zexion's Emo Poems. These frequently involve the other members of Organization XIII eating him.

8{ or the Mrrf Face. Because you can't look at this guy and tell me that's not the face/noise he's making.

BOOBSHOES. Just BOOBSHOES.

One of the most recent is Ramiro in Illinois, spawned during an episode of the Late Late Show.

This lurker's friends - online and offline - are all living breathing meme ''factories'' and she is the resident quote master. While not very memetic herself, she is also magnificently trope and internet savvy, constantly providing bafflement to the less-nolively-inclined. (Some translated from Finnish for the reading pleasure of other Tropers)

The ":3" smiley and all variations are referred to as "relatives" from a throwaway line of "wow, they're all related o_o"

"It's full of mushrooms. (Mushrooms means gay sex.)" Actually, "mushrooms" in general. Watch out for FullmetalAlchemist though.

"I want my pornstick back!"

NAAT!

"I'm not Lappish, dammit!"

"Traitor's death."

BROI-OI-OI-OOI!!

Knuuti is Our Father, Ou-sama, a Highlander '''and''' he can teleport.

" WA NANI?!" and "ORA, TEME-YARO!!"

Carrera is the Queen of Anons. It's cool to feed her.

She also adopted the couch after the mods left.

"Sirpale", "Pink Elephant", "It's not chocolate." and other chatroom safe words.

Flipping tables over in anger. Usually takes the form of " *TABLEFLIP* "

"FURFAG!!<3" "SLASHFAG!!<3"

Taking a commercial break when stuff gets stupid. Sometimes accompanied with "I'm watching the commercials now. The commercials are less stupid."

SHIRTLESS BENZAIE!! ('''Dancing!!!''')

'Peach tea' has now become one for this troper and both of her younger brothers. Among her and her classmates, "The Living Cheese" and the "Chee Ting Fondue Corporation" are also some. The first of those two in particular must always be said in a thick Scottish or British accent, depending whether you are female or male, respectively.

And a special one, just for her, that nobody else would be able to understand: "Rua's killing our Solar System!" Said whenever anything dramatic happens in the sky, like a sudden cloud covering the sun, or if clouds are funny colors.

One among the former students of this troper's freshman year history class is "Oxygen" as an answer to "Why does this happen?" type of questions. Our teacher pushed a chair a few feet across the floor and asked why it stopped. The expected answers, which a couple people yelled, were things like "Friction!" and "Gravity!" Except for this one kid who yelled out, "OXYGEN!" Also, there's a meme about our teacher being a vampire (stemming from the fact that he's actually from Transylvania).

Kulture here, and a few knocking around my gaming group are:

"It's ARCANE!" Said in a falsetto, usually said while flying and turning upside down in mid air, normally followed by:

"Can somebody right me?" Said while flying upside down fueled by arcane power.

"I'm the mage!" said by someone doing something utterly against mage archetype, borne from a dragonage arcane warrior who wore full plate and beat a high dragon to death.

"Don't glitch/roll a 1/etc." Said just before a dice roll.

"VENOM STORM!!!" Shouted during LARP by every single mage because it's an instant damage AOE (rather than DOT AOE), usually encountered in its variant

"VENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORMVENOMSTORM......Is it dead yet?....VENOMSTORM!!!" The version green mages use.

"You find a severely beaten up Barret." Shadowrun joke resulting from me trying to fire a Barret sniper rifle from the sun-roof of a moving van followed by me rolling 5 glitches n 6 dice for a ballance check. I dropped my barret as a result. The recovered barret was melted down into the slugs for my caseless 20mm sniper rifle I built as an upgrade, unfortunately we've since moved on to play Warhammer fantasy roleplay and have yet to even finish the final raid on the apartment of a pair of blue minigun wielding troll kidnappers (two by two, guns of blue, it's that sort of campaign), thus my chances of using these shells are slim.

"Glau!" Said after a long winded strategic analysis and option run-down by a friend as his character (Glau, a chinese elf street samurai with monofilament whips in her fingers and River tam Expy) can only say her own name. We've only seen Glau show anything but apathy and glee once, and when we saw her get angry at someone with no soul read-out we shat our collective trousers.

This Troper's neighbors loves to argue with the entire neighborhood as the audience. This has yielded two memoriable lines:

"Bitches is lying!"

"I tell you why I did it! 'Cause I could!"

This troper and her sister have many of these. Unfortunately, we can't really remember them until a situation calls for us to say one. ._.; Here are the ones this troper ''can'' remember.

"DANCE BREAK!" *does Caramelldansen/other ridiculous dance*

"I'm not stealing, I'm LIBERATING!"

"I bet I could kill you with this."

"Iz dead."

"I love you, be safe, MAKE GOOD CHOICES!"

Person: *says something* Troper: *sings something with those words in the lyrics*

"I wants them, you can't haves them!"

"I have a split personality! *Switches to "Gollum Voice"* No you don't!"

Ramune bottles are indestructible. They break hammers.

Toasty the Toaster/Evil Overlord will Rule ALL!

"THE COLOOOOOOORS!" ("Colors" is pronounced like "calahs" though.)

"What's for dinner?"

Writing hippo on the shopping list. However, this has stopped since a toy hippopotamus was, in fact, bought after about the fourth or fifth time hippo appeared on the shopping list.

Saying in a high pitched voice "LUTE!" then running off pretending to play a lute or saying "Play your lute!" whenever an abrupt exit happens with no lute playing.

Your horse bit me in the butt!

"Achilles is invincible... HE CANNOT BE BEATEN!"

This troper was at a huge house party, already pretty drunk and a bit baked. His original intention was merely to make an accurate observation. "There's certainly some bodacious babes at this do!". He got grins of approval, a fist-bump and instantly quotable status from his friends for his trouble. Unfortunately his state of being continued on a downward spiral, and by the end of the night he wasn't making out with a hottie, but the sink. :(

This troper's highschool Nakama had quite a few:

My hat, I always had it on, whenever a teacher asked me to take it off the immediate responce would be "But it makes me look sexy!" in a dissapointed tone.

That is untill halfway through year 10 when the art teacher interupted me "Dashing, not sexy, it makes you look dashing" So from then on the complaint was "But it makes me look dashing!"

Calling anybody who doesn't do what we asked a bitch, orriginated thanks to my friend Joe failing to get my lunch from the serving area when he got his, my reply to his failiur was "Where's my lunch Joe? You forgot it didn't you? You're such a bitch."

The previous year, this troper had always said 42 as a response to rhetorical questions, a la The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Everyone had found it obnoxious, and now it's devolved into something the guys in my class randomly shout out.

Osmosis is the answer to everything.

I found one of the highest concentration of memes in one sentance on GameFAQs as somebody's signature: ChuckNorris is charging his laser to OVER 9000 in SPARTA with his Ninja Info Cards to jump onto White Base, but must construct additional pylons.

To name a few, "It's Not needed!!!", "sandvhich", no}} Oh teh noes!!. Many more...

Apparently, between my brother and I, Wolverine of the X-Men is incapable of saying any word other thay "rookie" and "bub", leading to sentences like "Rookie bub bub rookie rookie bub."

"Marry me with my money." was a personal meme before I even discovered it was a real meme.

Wario is such an ExtremeOmnivore that he eats everything he sees, edible or not.

Bellsprout is the fattest Pokemon of them all.

The Hikers from the Pokemon series. They ended up in The Underground because the surface couldn't support their weight. Standing two spaces above them causes them to become possessed. They ate all the Pokemon in the Underground. The reason they trade stuff for Spheres is so they can eat the Spheres. Every time we set up traps, it inevitably ends with a Hurl Trap flinging you into the nearest Hiker.

Also, the pink-shirted blue-overalled [=NPCs=] from Heart Gold and Soul Silver are "Wild Snorlaxes", and the female Ace Trainers are Black Apricorn Trees (Due to their hair).

Finally, Palkia is Batman, because his theme in Mystery Dungeon sounds like a Batman-ish theme.

During my Junior year at High School, it was decided by the class that our Physics teacher looked like Dr. Robotnik (He did, just with a smaller, gray moustache and some hair, and obviously dressed differently.).

When playing Pokemon Puzzle League for the N64, there are several rules (Made by Giovanni). -> #1: '''You are not allowed to beat Giovanni!''' -> #2: Prof. Oak is not allowed to participate. *: This is because of another household meme. In the tutorial, he holds the L button down and causes his blocks to hit the ceiling. [[IPulledAWeirdAl Pulling a Prof. Oak is when somebody does this suicide-by-L-button, which was once done by ''Mewtwo'' of all people. By doing this, Prof. Oak makes the game unfun for whoever his opponent is, and is therefore banned.]] -> #3: No flirting with Giovanni (This is because nobody is worthy of Giovanni except Giovanni.).

I play MagicTheGathering, and recently "Twiddling your Bone Flute" has come to mean something else. Then my friend played Bone Flute, and I Twiddled it.

Me and My Girlfriend share quite a few.

OWLS! EVERYTHING IS OWLS!!

This Troper and his brother have a couple:

"Salt up them peas bioy!"

"Got it, birdmen", when asked a question, in reference to a particularly strange episode of Countdown

In archery class at school, people have taken to referring to the bows as "wepon", along with the targets being "the final/next boss".

Dad and I have an in-joke of sorts. spawns from his hobby of boxing. The way he tells it, every mistake you could make ultimately leads to... #QUOTE#--Get hit in the face? #QUOTE#--Get hit in the face.

This also happened between me and my then-{{Nakama}}.were high-school students of varying ages and years, so some (like me) have since graduated as of this writing. Some of our members were, like me, avid Pokémon fans, and we started naming ourselves after Pokémon games.

Red Version and Green version, two friends who closely resembled (and acted like) one another, named for their jackets.

Red Version's girlfriend was Blue Version, for her blue coat.

I was Diamond Version, because Red Version didn't like the game's soundtrack. Would now be the right time to say my tastes in music made people cringe?

We had others, too. There was a Pearl Version (pals with Red Version and Green Version), and another of Red Version's pals called himself Bronze Version. We may have named other members of the collective, but I'm not sure.

Another one, inspired by slew after slew of Hitler-themed documentaries: #QUOTE#--Nazi! #QUOTE#--"Ding!*

In a faction on an online game I occasionally play, the day after I introduced them to a certain fanfic, there was someone making a drunken rant on the chat for the entire server, spelling things horribly. I quickly put out a shout stating, "Loopin masticates to the horrible spelling in World Chat." Cue laughter and weird whispers from anyone on the server who knew me and was paying attention, and it became kind of a thing within the faction to quote random lines from the fic sometime afterward, and usually "Loopin masticates to X in World Chat," depending on what was going on. Between friends, we'd have random conversations of speaking in engrish, or thanks to a certain drug-related incident that involved me making "hand signs" while high, I am often given the nickname "Ninja."

My OCBF (See the "Ho Yay" page to know what OCBH means.) and I have started lampshading every single trope we invoke. #QUOTE#'''Me''': You know, you're a great guy. Cute, smart, witty, and sensitive. If he can't see that, sucks to be him. #QUOTE#'''Him''': HoYay!

This troper and his brother will often add "even ice!" after the word "anything". (Batman animated series episode about firefly)

When something suddenly works for no apparent reason, you "weren't holding your mouth right." When something breaks, "all the goody leaked out." If something electronic broke, the "magic smoke" escaped from it. Instead of complicated directions, "you can't get there from here."

This tropers boy-mate is basically a fountain of memes, coupled with his innate ability to make anything funny. Makes hiim funny to be around. He basically invents new catch phrases for our group and gives himself funny titles which always just work...We call him Gramps after who he decided to be on Wii.

This troper also has a crapload of other memes with her non-boyfriend and her various best friends.

Me and my brother get a kick out of dramatically calling menial things "Worse than Hitlerand 9/11!!!!111" We don't do it in public, because some people don't get that it's a PARODY of overstating menial things...

Dalek CAAAAAAAN!

I has plastic spooooooooon!

X's are cool

This troper's group has several, the best one stems from when I asked a friend if his dad was in the army, and he responded by saying "NO! My dad was in the Air Force and he fixed PLANES!". The way he said it was so over-the-top and loud, and for no particular reason that it has become the default silly answer for any question at my lunch table.

This troper and his friends have collected a bunch:

"OH HAI, I didn't see you there..."

"Well ''done'' Jimmy!"

"*claps hand on shoulder* There come's a time in a man's life..."

"I'm going to hit you... WITH THIS *holds up fist*"

"DING DING DING DING DING"

"Is that porn on your phone?!"

"*irish accent* SON OF A BITTTCH!"

"BOSH! *repeat whatever just happened*"

"WHAAAAT?"

What's a masochist?

ANYONE THAT TAKES AP EURO!

In this troper's {{Nakama}}, we have a few:

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK THINKS THAT THIS IS PINGAS

pingas is penguins lol

WITH AN ANTEATER?!

'Indeed' as a response to ClusterFBombs.

''FLUPP?''

And the women in the audience can only imagi - OH MY GOD.

[X] plays World of Warcraft.

9. 9. 9.

This troper has many different personal memes with his family and friends, including;

My grandmother's utter hatred of Cliff Richard and all Cliff Richard related things, to the point that voices are raised and pillows are flung, as well as some classic short and snappy phrases she uttered within the one week most of our family traveled to Cyprus for a week, including "Wheres the milk?!" "Where's the paper?! I can't have this, this is YESTERDAYS!!"

Following up a sarcastic comment or insult with the phrase "BANTER!"

My tendancy to automatically say "Lovely, thank you" when responding to a cashier or salesperson.

An increadiblly silly "dance" a friend of mine has come up with, which essentially consists of him shuffling about and walking towards you whilst wearing a blank expression, which has been dubbed "The Old Man Jig".

Refering to the band Groove Armada as "The Poster Children for FUCKING AVERAGE!!"

Exagerating the name of a friend of ours; His name is Tahihrul, but we often pronounce it 'Tai-WOOOOOO!'. Said friend is also something of a Memetic Badass.

"I'll go back to my corner ;__; *crawls away in shame*", a phrase typed up when i make an especially bad pun.

The following exchange; "Fine. Then go do... Whatever it is you do when i X" "DRINKING. 8D"

Me and one specific friend of mine even have our own self-contained memes, such as talking about BUSINESS (As in, the conversation will literally degenerate into speaking as if we're a couple of company CEO's, but rather then actually specifying any subject, we'll just continually say the word 'Business' with a large amount of emphesis put on the word), doing two quick pelvic thrusts whilst saying the phrase "GOOD FOOD.", singing praises about his impression of a car, claiming it to be the best one around, to the point that it can exhaust (tee hee) him and potentially kill him; said impression literally consists of him holding his hands out in front of him as if he's holding onto a steering wheel, saying "I'm a car, i'm a car" over and over in the most deadpan voice possible, and ramming into you, and bringing up a series of stories that all seem to be traditional beginings to cliche' underdog stories, but always end the same way: "Then his/her X increased tenfold and he/she went on to Y". Your guess is as good as mine, pal.

This troper and her college roommates have a favorite that they still reference: #QUOTE#Do you want a mudkip? Fuck yeah ya do! #QUOTE#It lives in water, god damn. #QUOTE#Fuck yeah it shoots water out of its mouth! #QUOTE#It evolves or some shit. #QUOTE#Do you want a mudkip, or do you want a faggy chicken or lizard? You know the right choice, Jesus shit. #QUOTE#It fucking flies or some shit. God damn."

This would be altered to fit whatever topic we were discussing, but it always followed the same formula. We would try to have unique uses of the word "fly" in the last line: #QUOTE#Do you want to get laid? Fuck yeah ya do! #QUOTE#You wanna have sex, god damn. #QUOTE#Fuck yeah you want to perform coitus! #QUOTE#It feels good or some shit. #QUOTE#Do you want to get laid, or do you want to stay home and watch porn? You know the right choice, Jesus shit. #QUOTE#You want your boyfriend to unzip his fly. God damn.

This Troper's high school theatre troupe is a gold mine for inside memes, but these are the two longest lasting ones:

For the 2009 fall production, we were having rehearsals in the auditorium, but the Fashion Marketing classes were also rehearsing for their annual fashion show in the auditorium. Us bad ass DramaClub kids managed to kick them out, but some of the girls did not quite get the message and would ask "Is fashion here?" How it was said was: "Ir farsha har?" When we say "no, they're in the cafeteria," it would prompt with an answer of "What the fuck?" (or, "Whadafawk?!") Since then, whenever a Fashion student walked in wondering where fashion was, we'd wait for them to leave and then yell: "Ir farsha har?!" with an occasional "Whadafawk?!"

For the 2010 fall production (''An American Daughter'' by Wendy Wasserstein), one character asks another if he'd like to go for a jog. The other character is upset at the questioner and responds "Are you a sadist or just a little jerk?" (censored for high school purposes). The line itself is funny, but when the actor said the "sadist...jerk" line, it was so angry and vicious that it prompted a {{Laconic}} version:

"Wanna go for a jog?"

"I HATE YOU!"

My friend Richie and I have a few, namely "Testicular cancer?" as the answer for any question, "That's your right hand" whenever someone gets smacked, and Force Punting anything we don't like.

This troper has many examples. The first one, I wasn't even aware of til my younger cousin told me her story. Apparently, while my family was at Disney World (or whatever theme park we were at), my family used walkie-talkies to communicate. Well, some of my family had gotten separated from the rest of us, being me, my mom, my grandparents. My aunt, uncle, cousins and sister were waitig in the van for us and decided to try to reach us with their walkie-talkies. One of my cousins, who pretty much is the jokester in our family, had accidently gotten onto somone else's frequency. Cue this conversation: #QUOTE#Stranger: "Yo, man where you at?" #QUOTE#Cousin: "We're at the water park!" #QUOTE#Stranger: "Say what?" #QUOTE#Cousin: "Say word!"

Needless to say, ''every time'' anyone, especially this troper, says "Say what", someone ''will'' retort with a "Say word".The other examples are from countless stupid things me and my cousin have seen, heard, or said. We had so many of these that my cousin eventually recorded her saying them on her phone. Here are the ones I can remember: #QUOTE#"AAAOOOHH!"(from some men's trip thing shown at my church) #QUOTE#"Benjo!" (from some movie my cousin's family and I were watching one day) #QUOTE#"Sleep" (my cousin would growl this as an opposite to Flapjack's song that he sings to K'nuckles in one episode) #QUOTE#"I hate you!" (usually accompanied by hair flipping; we got it from Zuko's actor in the episode where the fire nation has a play that parodies the show.) #QUOTE#"What?! You snake!! (from another movie we watched) #QUOTE#"Turkey...rolls." (something stupid I said because of a Thanksgiving presentation shown in my church that would show a loop of pictures of food, some of which was turkey and rolls). #QUOTE#"AHAHAHAAA!" (the laugh that can be heard at the beginning of "Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor" by Attack Attack!) #QUOTE#"Help your grandfather!" (said in Grandpa's voice, from the one episode where he's having a heart attack screaming for help and Yugi is talking on the phone, completely ignoring him) #QUOTE#"Because ''I'' said ''Egyptian''!" ( also from Yugioh the Abridged Series, when Yami says that Joey's "Brooklyn Rage" was stupid, and soon after using his version, "Egyptian Rage". Joey then asks what the difference is, and then Yami retorts using this example)

This troper has an incredibly bad habit of interrupting long-winded speeches or people who won't shut by adopting a dramatic card-drawing pose and roaring "ORE NO TAAAN!" Loosely translated from Japanese; "It's my turn!" and a line from Yu-Gi-Oh. Most people have no idea what's going on, but it allows her to get a word in edgewise. Much to her suprise, she said it in a library one day, and a boy about her age jumped in front of her, mimicked her pose and cried "So Doro... MONSUTAA KAADO!", another line (and gratiutious english) from the series. She was reather suprised. She wishes she'd asked for his number.

This troper's Power Trio (made of THREE IDS!) has quite a few...

ALL ABOAAAAAAAAARD, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You sucks, learn play.

Aaaaaaand.... KILLING SPREEE!!!!!!!!

Randomly letting out a loud screech into the mic on any kind of voice chat, usually when you just did something epic, or when entering a new server.

Going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" incessantly for almost a minute on voice chat in games whenever we get annoyed. It's called the "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantra".

Whhaaaaaaaatt iiiiissss aaaaaaaa "[noun]"???

Whhhaaaaattt doooeeeeesss iiitt meeaaaann "to [profane verb]"???

LEEEEROOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIINS

Various catchy misspellings, such as "Scrotch" instead of "Scorch", "MEGA GIGA BREAKEEEER",

Anything regarding {{Buckethead}}.

Anytime one of us gets banned from a server (which happens a lot, considering the amount of trolling we do), he usually goes "I got a BANnana!" or "LOL KICKED AND BANNED!".

"Avenging".

Whenever one of us is absent, we say he's probably watching hentai.

My lunch-table friends and I have quite a few.

"IMMA FRENCH FRY YOUR COOKIE ''SO HARD''!" is one.

Also, "Imma breadstick your cookie."

Oh and bananas & melons.

"I'm going to be GERARD WAY when I grow up! AND YOU! You're going to be Frank Iero. We get shipped a lot. ALSO YOU ARE MY LITTLE BROTHER WE ALSO GET SHIPPED." Courtesy of me standing up and saying that randomly, and also "Oh, and you can be the Everchanging Drummer."

"Come on, little girl brother..." as said by me to the girl whom I have deemed to be Mikey.

And this has spread! I ask people what they want to be when they grow up, or assign destinies.

One girl at are table is a bit of a MemeticBadass, but not without reason.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doctor." "Doctor who?" "EXACTLY!"

And another guy is my ARCH-NEMESIS. But we trade BamanPiderman jokes a bit.

Replacing a swear with the name of a kid we joke about. "You mother[name]ing [name]hole!"

And that we're going to kill him.

In French class, we have "French it up, dude!" and "soy sauce" (a kid mispronounced ''soixante'', sixty).

To make fun of anyone on TV or video who just had a Stupid Moment, we have "He am try as hard as can was!"

A few of this troper's favorite memes:

"Da me la pelota!" (I'm not sure if that's grammatically correct. Probably isn't. Sorry.)

"Oh my god! A bittern! Right behind you!" (don't even ask)

Duck and cover!

This editor has made a meme with his father of pretending that there's a goat on the roof, usually by saying "Hey pa! There's a goat on the roof!", due to him finding a board game by that name on [=BoardGameGeek=]. This got to the point where we got the actual game for Christmas.

These editors started "WAT IS MY LYFE" after seeing it captioning a picture of a very distressed David Tennant holding a stuffed penguin. (He was telling a bedtime story.)

Amongst this troper (SteveElOtaku) and his friends, there's "EXCUSE ME SIR! Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do? Then you better let the poor guy out! WAHA WAHA WAHA!" from Tim Curry's performance as Pennywise, "YA DA DA DA DA DA" in refrence to Jagi's half-assed attacking in the English dub of Fist of the North Star, Starfish Hitler being an utter Badass (Kamen Rider X), quoting Tommy Wiseau (Oh hai Mark), the Joker's Boner issue of Batman (So they laugh at my boner, eh?), Kane's "BY MY OWN FORCES!" and amongst his fellow students, there's "Street Kaiser" (an OldShame Toku film he made) and "JUSTICE!" (from when he was something of a LoveFreak, also more recently from giving a ShutUpHannibal to an annoying JerkAss stalker).

Back in the day, it seemed that every time I would achieve "Dominating" with the sniper rifle in ''UnrealTournament'', less than a second later there'd be another enemy for me to kill. As such, I ended up making the announcer shout "Dominating double kill" frequently, and that became a minor meme between me and my brother.

I have dealt with the problem.

Also, ASSUME... THE POSITION!

Not to mention "Wait. Is there leather involved?" (This troper's girlfriend is rather kinky.)

At my school their is a old para who sits in with our History Class, one day we covred the 1920's and she was getting called "Flapper" (though she was born in the 1950s apparently) one phrases that often shouted "You got a flask for your Flapper!?!!"

At a forum I go to, I was for a while "the Leekspin. person", with a leek becoming myIconic Item. (Seems to be mostly dead now)

At my school, Caramelldansen is known as "the Pikachu dance".

Moments where anyone is not seen is now referred to as a "Canada Moments"

LOLZ mendacious

WOW HAY NOW TOO FAST

Madison is a fish.

Hehe...Long...WURMS....

Celery.

Among this Troper's friends,there's one saying that Bazette's theme from BattleMoonWars Turns anyone into a champion when it plays for them.

Another one is About {{Ninja}}.Except for a certain kind of Ninja.

This Troper was watching Kung Fu Panda Holiday, when this happened: #QUOTE#'''Shifu:''' Always perfect, always elegant- #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' ALWAYS SEXY HEADRESSES.

*Replace headresses with whatever* Instant inside meme.

Me and my friend has made several old SpongebobSquarepants quotes into memes between ourselves, examples incuding the entirety of "Life of Crime" and "Tea At The Treedome" (I don't need it, I don't need it, I DEFINITELY don't need it... I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!)

My friends and I have a busload of memes between all of us, mostly references to things.

BUH! Baaw... BUH! Baaw... BUH! Baaw...

HAMBURGER TIME.

It's a GIANT ''WOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRMMMMMM!''

Lightning bolt...lightning bolt...lightning bolt...

Are they ''zombies?!'' Are they ''ninjas?!'' Are they...''ZINJAS?!'' I DON'T KNOW!

Sure please, [whatever] yes.

There are only FIVE KINDS of [whatever], and the differences between them are [whatever].

From this song: "YADADADAH!" "YADADADAH!" "YADADADAH!" "YADADADAH!" "DADADUM DADADUM DADADUM DADADUM-DUM-DUM!"

All the [whatever]. All of them.

Going/went/about to go Ham!

SHHHOOOOOOOOO! I SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR!

Multicultural Orgasm

KEEEEEEE YAAAAAA BITCH!

In this troper's nakama:

"Milky Way!" *this hand gesture*

"Me gusta."

Ruber: "Helloooo, my fwiends!" Also, Ruber's hugs do 10 damage.

This troper and her friend are BLUUUUUUUE AND CYAAAAAAAAN!

Mr. [human geography professor] can't draw a hexagon.

Now you know how to kill a hooker.

Rib Jesus!

"M.O.D.O.K. can FLY." and *extremely nasally voice* "Hyper-Psyonic BLASTERRRRRR!"

This troper and her boyfriend:

"It's too late." *poker face*

"I'm hungry." "No, YOU'RE ITALY!

Chee Eff Choo, the Chinese knock-off of {{TeamFortressTwo}}.

Pocky Tanks!

*breathy voice* "EVERYTHING."

Jun's name is Squidgeon and Suiseiseki can't stand harmanz.

Shinji turned chibi!

ITJUSTMAKESMESO ANGRY!!!!!

"Uuuuuuwat is [noun]?" "obviously fake definition]" "Ohhhhhhh ai shee."

"GET IN THE CANDY THERE'S A VAN!"

DaLucaray030 and his pals have a few

Wild Missingng-dzvjcgnsdjmnzxlh(Jibberish may be replaced with NawoOawOawOawO)

-Do this with a british accent- I DON'T FLIPPIN' CARE ABOUT NO FLIPPIN' ROCKET LAUNCHERS, FLIP IT! (One time I was playing SSBB, I was P1, and my brother was P2. I ran past a "Rocket Launcher", and my brother complained. Then I yelled that.)

Come to think of it, I made most of these memes...

This Tropette has many a meme, be it with family or friends.

*While stumbling around acting dazed* Where's Salty's? This comes from my Mum trying to find a seafood restaurant in Halifax.

"Piggy is sensitive is not a legitimate answer!" and "Piggy is sensitive!" is a meme in English class after the teacher complained that on our "Lord of the Flies" quiz, every question involving Piggy was answered by "He's sensitive!"

"Stag Beetle: LOVE IT!" and "Whale: Bigesy Manimal" coming from some badly translated Asian cookies.

Not one of mine, but two of my friends, whenever hearing of either a job or something sucking, will shout a quote from one of their mothers; "My first job ever was picking raspberries, '''IT SUCKED'''!"

"That one niner in particular!"

I often cry "FOR NARNIA" and charge whenever I am leaving writing club.

Also, I am often referred to as "Wonder Woman" by the older students and some teachers.

My personal one; if I'm making something up or just particularly crazy that day, it ''will'' involve zombies.

One of the vocab phrases in my German textbook is "I'm sorry, but we're all out of couscous." It's become an inside joke with my friends.

"Read her poetry. And then... seven fingers."

Once, This Troper said to her friends "I don't really watch television", which has somehow mutated into "I don't even ''watch'' TV" and gone memetic. Go figure.

This troper has quite a few memes between his family and friends, including but not limited to: "This is spam, deal with it"; "I'll tell you what I want!"; and "The chicken is in the tree." Good luck trying to make sense of those.

[this troper] and his family are prone to quoting Night at the Roxbury and the Krusty Krab Training Video to the point they are BEYOND memetic. In particular, we love to describe straws as "liquid transfer devices" and myself and my brother will often start (interchangably) "are you two brothers?" "No... Yes" "MAN!" out of the blue

It has also become a bit of an inside joke with one of my cliques of freinds for this troper's "manliness" to be referred to as "Ego" (don't ask) and so any time an attractive woman appears on screen, it's almost mandatory to say "Quiet Ego!"

also the insult "You orangataun titty!" was in vouge for a majority of his junior year

one more for the road. As a running character in many theatre class murder mysteries, we had the greatest slueth of them all, Dr. Detective God-Terrorist, and his sidekick, Nurse Deputy Jesus Jaywalker

I quote almost everything to make people laugh. I really love doing it. For example:

"Don't burn it now, Gumby! Hush now, I ain't gonna burn it."

"KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEEE!"

"This is what I do I sit on you, sit on you. Right on your head."

"LITTLE OLD FAT CHINESE MAN!!"

Here's some from me or anybody I know:

Myself: These guys are just about as mean as the ones on the TotalDrama Wiki.

Friend: I see, a hole!

Kyle: Just shut up and be quiet.

Brother (Kind of falls under ToiletHumor): oopsie, poopsie, I gotta go dootsie.

Myself: Negative {{Natter}}: Due to receiving more negative responses than positive ones, this is the phrase I post when negativity becomes provoked.

"Who's on first?" "You's on first!"

This Troper was extremely tired after opening night of his theater group's production of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" and, at a local restaurant with his fellow castmates, asked what the difference between seasoned and unseasoned fries was. I'm still trying to live it down.

This troper went to a conference for a countrywide technology association for middle and high school students in the past year. In the opening ceremonies, we had a motivational speaker who declared to the crowd that "if you ''act'' enthusiastic, you will ''be'' enthusiastic! '''''YOU ARE AMAZING!'''''" The next day, you could not get on any elevator with another member without being told this.

The answer to any question is "42!!!" in Biology class. Along with, in Geography, "ALL HAIL THE PHYSIDOG!"

This Troper has a running gag with his friend that is kind of like the Aristocrats joke: It has to do with SidTheScienceKid walking along and seeing something horrifying or risque; for example, a man being hung, someone being raped anally, or two lesbians having sex in the middle of the street. Sid will always say "Cool!"

This troper's AP Literature class had several memes, thanks to interesting characters and an awesome teacher. Examples include:

The ridiculous amount of sexual metaphor in ''Sons and Lovers'', especially the pencil-flinging scene.

How unbelievably long our Hamlet trial was going on for (it was supposed to be four days, it went for over a month). Related to that, "OBJECTION!"

"Overruled!"

"SIT DOWN!"

"Correlation is not causation", which ascended into next year's AP Language class.

Finally, "___ spoiled the end of the book! YOU BASTARD!"

When this troper was in 6th grade, my science teacher started calling me "Mo" because my name is a bit tricky to pronounce. Soon, everyone started calling me "Mo", and it's stuck with me since.

Whenever my friend and I hear about someone working on or doing something for a really long time, the other one just brings up "900 hours." That's how long I've played DissidiaFinalFantasy.

This tropers school has developed their own memes. Some notable ones: #QUOTE# Sausages! and Meanie-Weenie Sausage #QUOTE# BRAZOS #QUOTE# Teacher nicknames: Craigory, Allililison, Allysone, Momo #QUOTE# Saying FLAIL! or (emotion) FLAIL! while flailing.

I have a few of these in my fanfics. I've actually used some as shout-outs on several occasions:

"Holy ** on a ** sandwich!"

"Do you have any idea how much that stings?"

There's also some memes that my family has:

"Winner winner, dicken chinner!"

"I'm gonna kill your neck!" (something I said when I was about two).

"Dees ees Peggy, please hold," (from the commercials. Mom occasionally uses this one at work).

"I will ''not'' be understood! UNDERSTAND?!"

And some personal ones:

"Did you know I have a knife fetish?"

"Screw the cookies! I have bishounen!" (based on the joke concerning joining TheDarkSide).

This troper has the honor of starting his highschool's first ever Dungeons and Dragons group. Between a melodramatic, consumate-liar GM; an often ''perpetually'' drunk high elf water shugenja (think elemental, Japanese cleric); an archer-spec'd human ranger played by a neophyte mangaka (who sometimes takes inspiration for a strip or two from our games); and me, a CrazyPrepared half-elf artificer, weeeeird things happen. Just a few examples so far:

"Are you idiots STUPID!?" (Said by the GM when the elf and I accidentally tried to open the same door from opposite sides at the same time)

"There's a wand/scroll/potion for that." (Said by me personally on several occasions, now my official CatchPhrase)

"Hurry! Their numbers are more limitless than ours!" (Said by frenzied NPC commander during a battle between two undead armies)

"Great. The drunk elf's got a lazer now..." (Said by the ranger when the elf's artifact mug is revealed to have a Gate on the bottom that can connect to the Elemental plane of fire, thus giving him a magma cannon that looks suspiciously like a lazer. Doesn't work very often, as sometimes he drains the whole magma resevoir)

That's so gay it makes {{Hetalia}} look straight

I hang out with my brother's college friends a lot, and they're massive geeks. Just don't mention certain things around them. One of them will loudly proclaim, "THERE WAS NO (Insert Discontinuity item here)!" Common examples of things they've put into Discontinuity are MaskedRider, and the Tsubasa anime. In fact, nowadays, they only refer to MaskedRider as "M.R." or "The PowerRangers Spinoff that Must Not Be Named."

This troper and her friends have a couple weird ones:

Whenever some one isn't listening this troper shouts "Listen to my Risdom!!!" due to misspeaking once.

This troper and her friend accuse another friend of being a terrorist.

This troper's friend thinks of himself as being so awesome that he's Chuck Jesus, and controls the weather.

"Disc, disc" Said whenever someone messes up, due to a {{Tron}} obsession.

This troper has some that show up in her fanfics, (most of them being personal FanNicknames):

'Bastard-sama, professional ass-kicker!

"She had a knife fetish," "What's a fetish?"

Once we figure out how to DivideByZero, we'll know the answer to Chrona's gender!

If X and Y had a baby, and that baby was related to Z, ''you'' would be their baby!

Any mention of the "Crazy Cussing Blood Muppet"

Quoting ''YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': "It's official, you're an idiot!" (Don't know why, but it stuck).

Explosive {{Nosebleed}}! It's a Nose-splosion!!

@/RobinZimm was at an event where RichardDawkins was speaking. During the Q&A after the event, one of the people at the mike prefaced their question with, "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the Internets for memes." He handled it pretty well.

I have tendency to say random stuff on video games. For example, I was playeing Resident Evil 5 co-op campaign chapter 1-1 over the internet with one of my friends. Everytime I'd land a headshot in that chapter, I would BOOM HEADSHOT! Regardless, I shot about 45 headshots, and the rest of my 67 kills here normal kills. At first my partner thought it was funny, but when we were at the final part, he couldn't take it, but I keep on doing it. And when I'm Chris and I hit someone (forgot the name of the move) or do a haymaker, I scream "FALCON PWNCH!"and when I'm Wesker and I hit an enemy over the face I say "BITCH SLAP SURPEREME!" It sorta just goes on from their.

This troper and his friends have a few.

"GUESS IT'S TIME TO DEFAULT TO POLAND-" - Used as part of a derivative meme that used to be inserting Poland into random sentences.

SOMBRERO TIME

I have been... ''OUTGAMBITED''

BURNING cars. - Said to be the greatest weapon in a monster movie.

YOU JUST FALID (sic) - Based off a spelling error in Megaman 6.

BLACK MARY POPPINS - Based off a video on the internet of the chimneysweep scene set to "Get Low"

THE DOCTOR PEPPER IS IN THE --- - Refers to the presence of this troper

STASH IT IN HIS COAT - ...One of my coats has gained a reputation as a bag of holding around the school

Recently, they have also acquired SHIT. LET'S BE LASER TECHNICIANS(based on {{Homestuck}} and a job test they took) and GO BUILD SOME CABINETS(Cabinet maker was recommended to one of the friends :P)

This troper has:

There may or may not be a fifty percent chance (in response to any question that nobody can agree on.)

How come you get a donkey for free? (it originated from my friend losing terribly in soccer and saying that his team got their asses handed to them.)

I love rain, it's absolutely dismal. (And after about a month, I met a cute emo girl named Rain by mere coincidence.)

This Troper and her brothers now have a series of memes, spawned from their Hetalia roleplays and other things. Some examples:

"THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULD NEVER HAVE SWORDS" (by a hilariously sexist Prussia)

Canada: "Aren't you forgetting someone?" followed by America's: *blank stare* "Oh yeah! Switzerland!"

The Flying Mint Bunny KILLED MY PHONE!

I will kill you. With a rusty spoon/stick.

And then I used my Pokemans.

Mr. Happy isn't always happy. He is really suffering from depression. All he wants to do is sigh and frown, but your cruelty won't let him. So there he is. Smiling on the outside, screaming on the inside.

Any and every reference to Fernando. Fernando was Christopher Columbus' best friend, he was in world War I and II, and he was everywhere in history. (Created when my brother had to write a short story about one of Columbus' crew. Me and my other brother named the protagonist Fernando, and proceeded to reference him every time someone talked about an event in history.

GET HIM/HER OUT OF MY COURTROOM. Bitch. (Another Prussia quote. Just... just don't ask.)

SCREW THIS. YOU ALL DID IT. (Prussia, again.)

PRUSSIA ALWAYS TALKS IN CAPS, BITCH!

"Oh darling, blah blah blah blah. Muchacha." "I though you were French." "Looks can be deceiving."

"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" and "Is it a POOOOOOOOIIIISIOUS X?"

This Troper's game group is developing these by the session, all relating to the characters or the annoying tendencies of some players. Here are a few:

Zornista: the only Imperial Commissar who cares how your life's going. (From a DarkHeresy game; the girl who played the Commissar gave her the interesting habit of walking up to people and asking them "so, how's life?" and an AMotherToHerMen characterization.)

Vyra has a headache. All the time. (Another character from the DarkHeresy game, this one a BadassAdorable psyker who had a constant headache.)

Lilarith is Miranda. (The GM of the DarkHeresy game based the Eldar pilot, Lilarith, on Miranda Lawson. And she was ''awesome''.)

"Shut up , you're dead." (ItMakesSenseInContext. Started during the Scion game; one player's character was dead, but the player would. Not. Shut. Up.)

CC gets a Dark Side point. Again. (CC was a character in our game of the Star Wars Roleplaying Game. She started with three Dark Side points and was on the fast track to becoming a CompleteMonster.)

"Of course your {{Shadowrun}} character is overpowered! HE PUNCHED OUT FOUR TRIADS! WITH HIS BARE HANDS! ''IN AN ELEVATOR!''" (Yes, this happened. To date, the only damage the character has taken has been from falling off of a building. The GM seems to still be out for his blood.)

"It rolled a 2 versus Recall Death." (How an unfortunate sand dragon met its end in the first round of combat.)

Oh, the memes.

Sniper? Sniper? Sniper? SNIPER. Sniiiiiippppeeerrrrrrrrrrrr? SNOIPER?

Because Snake/Meryl is CANON!!! Taken from ThisVeryWiki. All of my friends who like MGS are Snake/Otacon fans.

Yelling Manfred Von Karma's OBJECTION! in the deepest, creepiest voice possible.

Calling antidepressants "happy cabbage."

A very EEEEVVVILLL [x]! Related: TO TAKE OVER THE WOOOORRRRLLLDDD!

Calling Ulquiorra of {{Bleach}}'s Hollow mask "the kickstand."

Seto? Seto? Seto? Seto? Nii-san? Nii-san? Nii-san? Nii-san? Nii-chan? Nii-chan? Nii-chan? Nii-chan? Seahorse? Seahorse? Seahorse? Seahorse? Seto? Seto? SEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHOOOORRRSSSEEEE.

"What do you smell?" "Man-slut."

Calling my fiance "Doitsu" whenever he acts like Germany (which is surprisingly often).

Oh my God, he has CHICKENS in here! Chickens chickens chickens! Oh and he's a vampire. (From an MSTing of Son of Dracula.)

The Mexican "Shut Up" Dance.

"Where is French?"

"He gave me his heart for SCIENCE!"

"Thank you, Alan." "You're my eyes, Gloria." "Lamp..table...Oscar..." "I'm not ''speaking'' to [celebrity]." "How's your cigar ash?" "I don't like Pits Pits Pits in my Juice Juice Juice."

From our MutantsAndMasterminds game:

The Bonus Boss Nazi Boy Band.

Yelling "NEEEIIIINNNNNNNNN" whenever nine is rolled.

Everybody is gay for Hans.

Those two Nazi troopers upon which everything thrown or dropped lands.

The character of a chronic absentee is always off having tea with WinstonChurchill.

Bomb soccer.

Me and my friends were playing Bible Adventures (the AngryVideoGameNerd reviewed it, look it up) and we invented two memes:

JUMP OVAH THE LION

PM (Pixelated mess, our name for the box thingy that you use to knock out the animals on Noah's Ark)

My other friend and I invented a meme where we would imagine if the nerds' and jocks' roles were switched.

This troper caused one between her and her friends when she screamed "It pulled Skywalker's!" Reason? My Anakin Skywalker -figurine fell inside my shirt. "Pulling Anakins" was our favorite exclamation for quite some time. Applicable to everything: chips, candy, any small ocjects.

This troper and her friend will suddenly go "shit, let's be Gamzee" whenever we start talking like him. This happens pretty often.

Zalgon: Fly around in the sky like a moron.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

How in the world did you manage to mistake a mallet for a hammer you silly? They are absolutely nothing alike!

"X needs to die in a fire!" Will sometimes be accompanied by "I don't care if it's not possible, it still needs to happen!"

And suddenly I ship this. (Basicly what gets uttered when someone starts supporting a pairing unexpectedly)

"Yougothisusername! Yougothisusername! Yougothisusername!"

*faints*

"I can't help it! I have strange tastes in fictional men!"

Completely devastated by Shadow Force! But this is not a favorable match-up.

Your patron troll is very fancy! While mine.........eats chalk.

I'm gorgeous!

*James drools*

I'm cured, Ron!

THE MASTER SWORD IS NOT A LAWN MOWER!

Soon before this troper's winter choir concert, we were picking out Christmas-themed songs to perform. Our teacher wanted us to do "Throw the Yule Log on Uncle John" by PDQ Bach, but we wanted none of it, so, to make it a bit more fun to sing, some kids started theorizing that the titular Uncle John was a pedophile. The lines "When will you come to Uncle John?" and ''especially'' "Put the pickle down, Uncle John!" were repeated long after the concert was over in support of this theory, until we weren't even sure ''why'' we were saying them, but hey, they were funny!

At school, they ''actually played'' Guile's theme for the Student channel, at a school that seems to know little about memes in general.

"Screw the fourth wall! I think the author sucks!"

"Whoa...that guy just kicked that other dude's ass! He's like topping ChuckNorris!"

"*[insert absurd/controversial/snarky comment here]*? Blasphemy! Madness! SPARTA!

This troper's school production of Les Miserables recently gave rise to "Fem!Javert and the Barricade Boys present: Don't Stop Believin'" and variations of it.

For some reason this troper is physically incapable of hearing the word "surge" without asking "Who the fuck is Serge?"

My friend constantly says "{{Yaoi}}" just to get on my nerves. I immediately mention my shadow form just to make sure he stops.

Multiple ones on my list, including:

Cracked-out seagulls!

Fifty-foot-tall-radioactive-Hitler did it.

HAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIILLLTOOOON!! JEFFEEEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOON!!!

I DON'T EVEN-

"Well, derp!"I say this when somebody says something stupid.

This troper and her friends have several, including some that have died out. There are too many to list, but these are some of the most notable:

"Lughing" being used in place of "laughing".

My friend being nicknamed "Jenny!" with the ! making it pronounced as "Jennay". This one has died a bit.

"Neh." "Neh!" "NEEEEEEEEEEEH."

"Yeah, bitches!"

"I always thought you had, like, 8 siblings, Jenny!." This one died after she raged at me about it in a Facebook chat and logged off.

"FÜNFUNDFÜNFZIG!". Has died.

"Have you ever eaten a sandwich THIS BIG???", accompanied by arms being held out. Grew into "Have you ever Xed a Y THIS BIG???" and then died.

Stupid movie lines sometimes beome this for me and my sister. The one that comes to mind right now is "Dreams can destroy you can't they? My instincts tell me it is so." Dreams and instincts are sometimes substituted with something else.

My brother came up with this: RAINBOW CHOCOLATE-Y BOYYYYYYYYY!!!!

This Troper was once listening to The Four Horsemen by Metallica with a few friends, and when Pestilence (who is constantly on her fridge; it's a long story) was mentioned, she attempted to say "Woo, Pestilence!" However, it came out as "Woo, Pelestience!" This is now a meme amongst her friends; whenever disease is mentioned, someone will invariably say "Woo, Pelestience!"

This troper's swim team has "Fetch me my longsword, ho!" said in an appropriately epic voice.

Me and my friends have a lot of these..

"Juliet, Juliet. Where the fuck you be at? Make me a sandwitch, hoe. Gracias, por favor. Tengo un lapiz."

I EAT THEM GRAPES. I EAT THEM GOOD. 'CUZ THEY TASTE SO YUMMY WHEN THEY SITTIN' IN MY TUMMY, THEY ARE GRAPES. AND THEY BE PURPLE. AND THEY ARE SPHERICAL SPHERES, SPHERICAL SPHERES.

Singlederichment.

"[Insert friend] is hot, that's why the women want her!"

VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"The yayohee gave me nossbleds!"

WELL THEN.

Boob Napkins.

NOSE-SPLOSION!

Anime Boyfriends.

NOT THE GIN GRIN!!

Space aliens.

I actually have an explanation for this one- My Health teacher one day spontaneously announced that our sense of personal space would be closer with "Your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your.. Space alien.."

"What are you looking at? Ohh, secret stuff.."

I BOUGHT IT WITH [friend]'S MONEY!

MemeticMutation DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!