This Troper's friend has a real talent for this. She likes to improvise long, poetical descriptions of snowy days and end them with "and the wind was strong as ''fuck''.". Her favorite line is: "As one of the gratest writers of our nation, [insert a random Polish poet's name], wrote in his marvellous poem - we are fucked.".

This troper once posted on Facebook, during a particularly cold winter day, "I believe the technical definition of today's weather is ''fucking cold.''" Note that I rarely curse.

This troper composed a semi-witty rhyme for occasions in which I require a means of cussing. "With all respect, where respect's due, which I suspect, is not with you...fuck off." Or any other general-usage curse I feel like using.

This troper has a class with a quotebook, much of which is like this. Apparently, previous classes also kept such a quotebook, and it had even more of this.

This troper, during N.O.E.: #QUOTE# I am not above the radar limit. I am ''not'' above the radar limit. I am about to run the fuck into a bridge! Ohhh '''''shit!'''''

This troper loves to combine SophisticatedAsHell with FakeRussian, usually in the form of a "We have saying in mother Russia for this. We call it, how you say in English, 'fucked up shit'." 95% of these instances involve commisserating with coworkers on the latest act of incompetence perpetrated on us by the manager, who is what's known in the trade as "a colossal retard." The remaining five are as the preceding.

This troper, whenever Clark Gable's famous line in ''Gone With the Wind'' is brought up, can't help but paraphrase it. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a f** k!"

This troper has remarked, "Up thine!"

This troper has similarly remarked, "Thy face, sirrah."

"Thou hast undone our mother!" "Villain, I have done thy mother."

After this troper's (private Catholic) school had a problem with a few of its seniors making an "offensive" video to Soulja Boy's "Crank Dat", the headmistress (a short, formal, white-haired ''lady'') read the lyrics to the song during an all-school gathering. "Super-soak that ho." EVERYONE was trying (very, very, very, VERY hard) not to laugh.

This troper's father is in the possession of an old pin which features simply the phrase, in Olde English font, "Methinks Thou Art A Shithead."

This troper does this ''constantly''. "Speaking in my formal capacity as a psychologist, this gentleman is what the DSM-IV would define as 'a fucking loony'." Another favourite, while singing along with Wu-Tang Clan: "Wu-Tang Clan isn't anything with which to fuck!" Okay, that last one really didn't fit the meter, but everyone present laughed anyway.

This troper frequently says things along the lines of "He's what we in the business refer to as 'a total asshole'." (She's never been sure what business that's actually meant to be.)

This troper and one of his friends have a joint CatchPhrase; "You, sir," "Are a big crab!"

This troper once wanted to write "fuck off" in an English exam, but worried that she would be marked down for it. Taking a lead from ''The Two Ronnies'', she compromised and substituted "Make love elsewhere!"

This troper frequently indulges in this during casual conversation. It turns the simple act of sarcasm into a sport, method of stress relief, and full-time job.

This troper had a reputation at school for being well-spoken and sophisticated, which led to jarring instances in public like "She really needs a good dicking from someone who isn't an asshole". Also, when there was a ban on swearing in a game we were playing, "motherfucker" turned into "oh you Oedipus!"

This troper has a shirt which says, "Resistance doth be futile. Thou shalt be assimilated. - Wm. Shakespeare of Borg"

This troper needs to know where said shirt came from.

This troper is fond of saying, "In my humble opinion, sir, fuck you."

This troper once spent a summer in Boston. Indeed, this shit is Main/TruthInTelevision.

One of my (yes, ''my''; I will not support this perpetual pronoun persecution!) favourite quotes is as follows: "As I lay under the stars, the wind gently pecking my cheeks as it breathed past, I gazed up at the awesome power of the heavens and asked myself... Where the fuck has my tent gone?!"

This troper does it a lot. Sometimes it's his fondness for playing with language, sometimes it's just that his natural tendency towards SesquipedalianLoquaciousness doesn't let up when he's dropping a ClusterFBomb.

Sorry for the mess-up - this troper swears you write exactly like him.

And Plumber}} this troper can't resist pointing out that he had a recent example . . . namely, telling someone that "yes, sir, I must agree that this is an unfair world . . . if it's one where arrogant dickweeds like yourself are hired for things other than taking shotgun blasts to the face for other people's entertainment." To be fair, this troper ''has had it.''

You...I...Crowning Moment of Awes...can I have your babies?!

You'll have to pardon the above troper's surprise at anyone actually wishing to have his children - he was spoken for when you wrote originally, but that's since changed (aaaaaaand has again, and yes, this is the last time he changes the entry, thank you for asking).

Too bad...anyone capable of that kind of awesome deserves better. Preferably his very own UnwantedHarem.

The above troper's friends recently held a "Fancy as Fuck" party. He's not really sure just how bloody posh it was, but he's sure people preened themselves like fucking peacocks for it.

This troper once told his boss "I must humbly request that you consider asking the other FDR to clean the fucking bathroom." Fortunately, said boss was an awesome guy and responded to my blatant rudeness with laughter.

This troper's typical way of talking fuses SesquipedalianLoquaciousness and Cluster F Bombs. The fact that I'm a BadassBookworm with strong {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and DeadpanSnarker traits makes being around me... Interesting.

I earnestly desire that you might join me holy matrimony, as the fruit of our blessed union would most assuredly rock the f* cking Casbah!

Good sir and lady, I most assuredly do not wish to offend you with such vulgarities, but, I do wonder, can we arrange a threesome?

I have a twin. There is no other explanation, seeing as that is not only how I believe myself to be, but how another troper ''has actually described me'' when introducing me to his friends (also tropers).

Does the OP have a long-lost sister in Australia, by any chance? If so, I can surely assure you that you have completed the search, and the fruits of your labour may be reaped. Now, perhaps we could go on a play-by-post RPG and nuke some motherfuckers.

This troper likes to speak Russian this way, mixing fanciful and outdated pre-revolutionary expressions with cursewords and occasional internet memes.

I sometimes speak French this way, utilising the past simple tense - which is pretty much like saying "Zounds, prithee take thine person away from this area" in English. I don't know why the French don't use it themselves; it was easier and more regular than any other past tense I know.

This bash.org entry.

This Troper likes to sum up classical villains' motivations as "being a douche" or similar, such as "Iago betrayed Othello, and tricked him into strangling his beloved Desdemona because he was an asshole." He's also fond of adding "this is a technical term" before after some profanity.

Copied off a forum friend: #QUOTE# -Why don't you take a jaunt in aerodynamical intercourse with an unpious, oscillating pastry? #QUOTE# Translation: #QUOTE# Take a flying fucking leap through a goddamned spinning donut!

This troper uses pseudo-mathematical language, mostly when some idiot keeps bombarding him with stupidity. One example (translated roughly from Hungarian): #QUOTE# Supposed that you were in the union of the following sets: A: the set of my friends, B: the set of my relatives, C: the set of people I care about, D: the set of people I respect, the probability of I'd listen to you would be above 0. But since the premise is not true, which means you don't belong to any of the aforementioned sets, therefore you don't belong to their union, I simply say: fuck off. #QUOTE#Combined with CreepyMonotone, the effect was guaranteed.

This troper's favourite YouTube comment, from here: #QUOTE# "''Um, shitbird, this a poignant, anthemic protest song and I hope that they did play it when your dumb ass was luck enough to see them. In the future, keep your vapid and inane comments to yourself or better yet, go to your local auto parts store and buy a pint of brake fluid, open it up and drink it down.''"

I do this all the time when people I'm talking to online make me mad. But I can never pull it off in real life, because my thought process requires the extra few seconds typing stuff out gives you in order to think of it.

This one ''loves'' this trope, in no small part due to how it's basically playing with the English language. One recent invention, actually from a work-in-progress story: #QUOTE# "''Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art lovely and more temperate... unless I'm in Florida; then you're downright unpleasant, to say the least.''"

This troper once discussed a certain woman with a friend, and said the following: "Take a good look at her. She chews her gum as though it were a cud. Her clothes hang wrinkled from her bones. Her hair shares its limpness with my desire for her." His friend, nonplussed, said, "Dude, speak English." This troper then rephrased his opinion, saying, "I wouldn't fuck that skinny cow with ''your'' dick."

This troper could be described as being "sophisticated and shit," as he usually appends scatological references to the ends of sentences and crap.

Not exactly profane, but still amusing. In This Troper's 8th grade science class, the teacher asked a question about the cause of an air pressure change. He asked, "Now why do you think that would happen, or as we say in the business, what up with that, dawg?" My classmate responded that, "There could have been precipitation, or as we say in the business, fo drizzle."

This Troper has the running gag of his extremely posh voice. Any sentense in the posh voice generally goes like this- "Good evening good sir! Haven't we lovely weather today? Excuse me for asking, but could you kindly fuck the shit off? You're standing in the fucking way!"

In This Troper's case, the mixture of SpockSpeak, AntiquatedLinguistics, Orky slang, gleeful swearing, and BreadEggsMilkSquick make an... interesting brew to listen to. I sound far better typing on the internet, thankfully.

After This Troper's bra straps were showing even though she was wearing two shirts, she commented: "It has come to my attention that I need a more... shall we say, ''discreet'' means of support for my boobage."

While not generally profane, this troper has a tendency to work the word "awesome" into requests for something. For instance, she recently used the phrase "While I'm glad that my character's gotten such a good start in this RPG, I would like to RP with a few more people. Friends, romances, and casual acquaintances are all welcome--preferably in combinations that have the most potential for AWESOME." I also use a combination of polite observations and {{ClusterFBomb}}s; for example, "Watching something in the theater would be much easier if that fucking idiot would stop broadcasting her life to the unfortunates in hearing range."

Ah, this troper has quite a voluminous cerebral lexicon utilized on a regular basis, much to the consternation of her associates, but, like ohmigod, seriously, they don't have to be so totally rude if she says something they don't understand.

This troper prefers this method of speech when explaining a topic to other students because it is surprisingly effective.

This troper once read a blog where someone was explaining why they didn't like rap music. #QUOTE#"It's annoying, repetitive, and it be disrespectin' da hos and bitches."

While trying to think of something to add to this page to demonstrate her speaking habits, the following came out of this troper's mouth: #QUOTE#"It's so ''pervasive'' that I just can't come up with any freakin' examples."

Something This Troper read on a forum: ''"We think he lead a life of remarkable purity of essence and focus of being, two phrases which mean literally 'jack shit'."''

Seen on /tg/: #QUOTE#SHODAN's schizophrenic tendencies are caused by the nature of her programming. Her functions are distributed across a vast number of sub-processing componants, and only when these componants are working in tandem is she capable of true sentience as we understand it. #QUOTE#Each SHODAN sub-componant is itself composed of a form of fractal code; any intact subroutine can eventually (provided adequate storage space and computing power) replicate a complete sub-componant, which can then replicate the rest of the networked systems until the whole is recreated from the part.\\ The question is, what effect (if any) does the source of the scrap code have on the final construct after reassembly. Does degredation occur due to improper replication or loss of vital source code? Is it possible to split off a 'good' SHODAN personality by selectively pruning a more stable sub-componant?\\ And if so, would she lez out with Cortana? Because that would be hot.

I qualify for this when I feel the need to. He uses the trope name whenever he's asked about it.

Thanks to my PurpleProse -esque speech and often SophisticatedAsHell manners, I often end up thinking that people who gice insult of my last name sounding mildly sexual is not much of a comeback to the fact that I previously described in detail of how they enjoy thirty inches of phallic, rigid man meat rubbing against their cerebellum and hippocampus every Monday night after Scrubs. Also, I fail to comprehend how someone of such low intellect manages to masturbate properly. You sir, should go insert your penis into the nearest electrical socket forthwith, because the Creator himself knows it would fit, and the Creator has decreed that suck insolent homo sapiens should not reproduce. And that the Creator apologizes that they already have, as AmyWinehouse has proven.

This troper has a bad swearing habit and thus does crap like this all the fucking time. A few minutes ago, in fact: "I am taking undue advantage of this shit."

From a chatroom discussion on the merits of chivalry: #QUOTE# "Chivalry isn't so much a behavior as an outdated code of motivations and assumptions that, when properly rethought, can be called "simple politeness" and involves mildly inconveniencing oneself in order to benefit others, regardless whether they have a ''cooter''."

This troper once wrote a poem based around this trope and winter. It took the form of 11 lines of dodgy Purple Poetry followed by "I f*** ing hate this time of year."

This troper often declares things "metaphorical as hell" and then adds that "Hell is pretty damn metaphorical, considering how often people say something is 'something as hell'"

This troper once got drunker than she expected to and found herself trying to explain the dominant theories of law, ie. positivism vs. antipositivism, citing Battered Woman's Syndrome as an example of the change in law via the channel of the courts, to a high school senior. The sentence "when an individual's mental state is sufficiently perturbed, the mens rea is absent, so the court can't hold them responsible even if they hacked somebody's head off and paraded it through town" was used.

This troper likes to use Latin aphorisms—''Post hoc non ergo propter hoc'', for instance—but then put "''lupa''" on the end.

This troper used this on a forum once. The response he got was "Veni, vidi, stfu." The guy wasn't trying to be a dick or anything, and everyone got a laugh out of it. Also, it counts as an example of this trope.

This troper absolutely loves to do this, especially in the form of quotations - "In the words of the great Benjamin Franklin 'Fuck you very much, and your mother twice'"

This Troper once overheard the following argument: #QUOTE# You know nothing about geometry! #QUOTE# How can you say that? I know more than you! #QUOTE# You've probably never heard of the Pythagorean Theorem. #QUOTE# The sum squared values of the areas of a right triangle's legs are equal to the area squared of the hypotenuse, BITCH.

...The person contesting the point in that conversation misused the word area. This creates an amusing, if unintentional, joke that is superior to the one intended, IMO.

And to further drive the hilarity home. "You're probably never heard of the Pythagorean Theorem." isn't an especially complex principle for a person to get, it'd be like two people arguing about linguitics and going somewhat like this- #QUOTE# You know nothing about Linguistics! #QUOTE# How can you say that? I know more than you! #QUOTE# You probably don't even know how to use suffixes. Big idea being that most elementary schoolers are pretty comfortable with the Pythagorean Theorem and the use of suffixes.

This troper once wrote his girlfriend an eloquent love letter describing her eternal beauty, it was very well written except for the phrase "And I liek ur boobs lol" at the end.

This Troper, despite usually being rather formal in his choice of language, has been known to tell people, "That is what we technically call 'completely buggered'." He has also been known to exclaim, "Well, bugger me with a fishfork!" in a General Melchetty sort of way.

This Troper has been known to quote Shakespeare and Mark Twain in the same tone that he uses to curse at bad drivers and dullards.

At one point, he has also said "Quoth the raven, 'Fuck You'"

This Troper's SesquipedalianLoquaciousness goes into overdrive when he becomes infuriated. He usually finishes his rather longwinded rants with "...to summarise, as they say in the vernacular, ''please vacate the premises, find a sizeable crowbar and wedge it down that fucking shitpipe you call a throat''."

This Troper, generally through use of slang. Has been occasionally known to use direct expletives rather than his standard "EBFE!", especially online. After a particularly long rant after a particular, to-remain-unnamed IRC user launched a verbal assault against my programming language of choice, I ended a long and rather detailed explanation of its benefits with a "Digest that, bitch."

This Troper made a cartoon called "The Vulcan ValleyGirl." Her speech is as weird as it sounds. #QUOTE#'''VVG''': And she stated, approximately, "no possible method," and I entirely stated, approximately, "It is evident." And by that point in time, I was approximately this close to entirely having an approximate emotional reaction entirely.

This Troper, who studies Maths, has been known to use swear words and obscure mathematical terminology in one sentence, as well as end speeches with "QED, bitch". Also, when speaking English, which is not her first language, she tends to combine SpockSpeak and BuffySpeak in really weird ways.

I like to say "You, my good man, are a fucking dumbass."

This Troper has been credited with 'Doth what the lady hath spake' (But I overheard it from a One-eyed girl with glasses in a stationery shop.I wil find her and FISTBUMP her for such awesomeness.

As I have mentioned on the page for ArmchairPsychology, mixing that with Sophisticated As Hell might give good results. I will try to use sentences like "I feel annoyed when you talk about such things in a certain way because it is obvious that you have no idea of what you are talking about ''at all'' and I would truly appreciate it if you '''shut the fuck up'''." a lot more in the future.

I have a literature professor (the same one who rocks the Bifauxnen look described at the bottom of that page), who will use this sometimes. #QUOTE# '''Prof:''' So, why is this important to literary heritage? Why do we have to read this shit? (''class laughs'')

This troper's philosophy professor, when describing the concept of akrasia: #QUOTE#'''Prof:''' "Akrasia" literally means "incontinence", or the state of being unable to control oneself; primarily in a moral sense. The most concise explanation of the concept is to say that you've morally crapped yourself.

Rlkitterman summed up the doctrine of the nuclear deterrent as "Don't make me lay the atomic smackdown on your ass" in my International Relations class.

Another non-profane example: This troper has been known to say things along the lines of "This device is used by engineers around the world. It's called a doohickey." (sometimes a thingamajig, or simply, a thingy.)

This troper has done this repeatedly, often in the form of "I would like it if you would kindly shut the fuck up."

This troper and her friends were discussing the reasons why a friend had not completed an essay. This then occurred: #QUOTE# '''Me''': Dear [teachers]: I am sorry that I have not completed my essay. The reasons for this are... (list of reasons). As a result, my overall attitude to this essay is as follows: '''''Fuck this'''''. Yours sincerely, [friend's name]. *to friend* That about right?

This Troper and his co-worker have gone on long exchanges that have amounted to properly saying "Fuck You" while a third co-work is in tears of laughter.

How tech support told this troper her computer was beyond repair when she took it into the shop: "It's what we in the trade call 'totally buggered'"

This troper love using this trope; his better quips include, "Ain't I eloquent and shit?" and "It's a juxtaposition, muthafucka," which was a response to his friend's amusement at the former.

This troper here often ends up using this trope during the perceived cosmological universal movement of the 4th dimension of his sophisticated and fairly cornucopian but repulsively clichéd environmental linguistic interaction between individual memories, and it's probably because the fine, elegant eloquence of antiquated languages are mysteriously cryptic and eldritch yet interesting and inspiring with awe, but still, it is even more joyful and characteristically fulfilling to say FUCK at the fucking front of your fucking neighbor!

You're just throwing fancy words together, aren't you?

To translate: This troper here often ends up using this trope when he interacts with Real Life individuals, and it's probably because the language is mysterious and weird yet interesting, yet's it's fun to say fuck to your fucking neighbour.

This troper's current favourite Facebook fan page is called "You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give".

This Swedish troper writes a lot of short stories, in which I do this for laughs. Sadly, Swedish profanities tend to be less vulgar than their English counterparts, so the contrast is not as big in Swedish as it is in English.

Which is why This Swedish Troper does the same thing in English.

This troper nominates Tropers/{{krrackknut}} for a special prize after this incident: #QUOTE#'''Krrackknut''': Pain hurts for a reason. Pain is you telling yourself: "Try not to do that again." If you plunge your had in a fire, you get burned, and thus you avoid fire.\\ But what happens when there's something dear and precious to you in the flame? What happens when your child or your precious tear-and-sweat-stained work is in the blaze?\\ You go and get it, of course. You run headlong and take it back. You bear that pain. Because no matter what, it's probably worth it.\\ I believe it is better to step in the fire, to risk the pain and do something than to never do it at all.\\ '''Me''': And if there isn't anything precious to you, or anyone for that matter, in the flames?\\ '''Krrackknut''': Then you don't go in there unless you're really fucking dumb.

This troper once participated in writing a ''MassEffect 2'' guide/walkthrough book to be distributed among the local gamers. One of the sections that he wrote himself is the character sheet, which included this: #QUOTE# '''Miranda Lawson:''' A Cerberus operative who supervises the mission against the Collectors. Cold and professional, she was genetically engineered by her megalomaniac father to be perfect in every possible way, hence dat ass.

This troper is probably the only person to use the term "circumloquation", "sexual dimorphism", and "you Goddamn cunt" in the same sentence. I also do the opposite, telling people things that are StealthInsults while doing things that are insulting, but not to the average person (an example would be biting my thumb at someone).

Do you bite your thumb at me?

This troper met a young man who seemed quite infatuated with her, and when she asked why, he said, "I like how you say things like 'If morality is, like, based on axioms then we can't reliably communicate about it to people outside our own, y'know, scope. That's totally fucking messed up and fundamentally untenable, dude.'"

This troper does not swear particularly much, if you would please keep this in mind when thinking of her saying the following phrase to her mother. #QUOTE#''Crazy shit happens on a quantum level.''

This troper once said to someone, "With all due respect, would you please fuck off?" In a completely normal voice, as well.

He also recently (as in, three/four minutes ago) said to a friend, who was completely ignoring the voice of reason (ie another friend), this gem: #QUOTE# Me: The voice of reason hath spoken. Shut the fuck up.

I speak like this regularly. I use big words--not necessarily Sesquipedalian, but fairly close. Although I am concise, I use many adjectives and adverbs, even if they don't necessarily apply, or make grammatical sense. I also intersperse this with cursing, slang, and obscure references to things that interest me. #QUOTE# '''Me:''' (ranting about SuperMarioGalaxy) Having a planet merely the size of an asteroid is absurd! How does it retain gravity? How does one not fall off when jumping? Or a black hole in the center of a planet, no less! A black hole is a singularity, the result of a massive star imploding; it sucks everything surrounding it in! Stars can ''orbit'' a black hole, but a planet cannot form itself around that which is essentially nothingness! #QUOTE# '''Dude:''' I keep waiting for you to start listing numbers. #QUOTE# '''Me:''' Shit-fuck if I know any, man. By the way, I have a half-brained that Venus is a shithole because the Covenant came and glassed the place. You know its geology is primarily volcanoes? That fucking ''sucks!'' Note, however, that this is likely highly inaccurate; I have a bad memory.

Tropers/{{Excel-2011}}. There's a minor debate on internet dancing on Japanator, namely, is it stupid or not? This is what I wrote: #QUOTE#The only stupid things are what the culture judges to be as such. Stupidity outside of an academic context is entirely subjective. Dancing has evolved numerous times since its birth in time immemorial, as have the venues that house it. At any point in dancing's lifetime, it is stupid to someone somewhere in the world, as easily as it was accepted elsewhere. Without going into culture barriers, the only stupid dances are the ones that are globally recognized and accepted as such, without exception. In its most general form, dance cannot be labeled stupid as there are countless practitioners and fans of it, no matter how it's viewed. What does have to be considered is the venue, in this case the internet. Since it's a relatively new way to consume media of people dancing any way they see fit, the standards by which it's accepted are still in debate. Many people are calling internet dancing stupid at this time simply because there isn't a ubiquitous standard to fairly judge it against. Should the oeuvre of [=YouTube=] starlets like Beckii Cruel be used as a precedent for internet dances? What about television programs with great internet following, such as ''DancingWithTheStars''? The scope of the dances in these examples are as opposite as night and day, and until an international authority on dancing and objective stupidity can place an undisputed ruling on what is stupid or not, it's unfair to call any internet dancers stupid, no matter how gay they look while doing it.

Whilst reading this page, Tropers/{{JET73L}} heard a nearby acquaintance's test ringtone. It was a spoken-word tone, which consisted of a Proper Englishman uttering the following, in an uncensored manner: "Sir, it appears that someone is attempting to contact you telephonically. Shall I tell them to f*** off?"

This troper,used to talk in SpockSpeak when he was much younger.However,after multiple reasons.Now he combines some of how he talked in the past,with his present way of speaking.Which makes some of his moments even funnier.It also reminds people,that I am not as dumb as I seem.

"It is my inclination to ramble incessantly at my monitor and tell all the positively annoying enemies and difficult bosses to SUCK MY COOOCK"

Both of this troper's parents are English majors, which naturally results in him having an excellent vocabulary and a good grasp of proper grammar. However, both of his parents are also comically unsuccessful, meaning that he has to crappy urban schools, resulting in an equally broad slang vocabulary. This combination often has (honest to God, unintentionally) humorous results, some of the better examples are to follow. #QUOTE# '''Friend''': ''Damn'' that bitch has nice ass. #QUOTE# '''Troper''': I concur, I'd tear that ho up. #QUOTE# '''Troper''': If that dude don't leave me the f*ck alone then I'ma whup his ass 'til he needs intravenous life support!

My relatives can lean towards this; my mother, at one point, used the phrase "deader than shit" in an otherwise serious discussion on staphylococcus infections, and threw references to {{prison rape}} into a discussion concerning what would otherwise be a serious discussion on criminal court. Worse, they're usually completely deadpan, which makes it hard not to laugh despite the fact they're obviously serious.

I'm not usually this, but I have one quote: "Is it absolutely imperative to have backup (insert project name here)shit?"

This troper's friend filled out a mad-lib, and it was based on RomeoAndJuliet. The result? #QUOTE# O JUN, JUN! wherefore art thou JUN? #QUOTE# What's in a name? That which we call a THIGHS #QUOTE# By any other name would smell as AWESOME #QUOTE#Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "LIKE A DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY, SO INTENSE" #QUOTE#And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st, #QUOTE#Thou mayst prove GNARLY.

This Tropette has an abnormally large vocabulary and is admittedly prone to SesquipedalianLoquaciousness in her writing. She also has a sailor's mouth.

A recent exchange with myself, M, a friend F, and another friend, A. #QUOTE#'''M''':"Oh, you son of a bitch!" #QUOTE#'''F''':"Oh, ''damnit''." #QUOTE#'''M''':"God, ''finally''! That goddamn knight's been a pain in my ass!" #QUOTE#'''A''':"...Are you guys playing ''chess''?" #QUOTE#'''M''':"Yeah, so?" #QUOTE#'''A''':*laughter* #QUOTE#'''M and F''':"What?"

a conversation this troper just had with her bf #QUOTE#me: objectivity is for forensics and the lab, not for relationships hun #QUOTE#him: nice me: that belongs on a t-shirt or something #QUOTE#him: yeah, save that shit #QUOTE#me: I be all philosophizing up in this joint

I usually to use Laconically short and "to the point" speeches when ordering, manipulating and interacting with individuals who cannot grasp the true form of loquacious philosophical and psychological arguments, but when I do interact with people whose capabilities are that great to comprehend such verbose ideas, my part of the cerebral cortex responsible for speech automatically switches to this mode. At first we would begin with expositions about what interesting intellectual subject randomly appears in our mentality, and by logic we would build up the dialogue up to the climax, on which my cerebrum overheats and I fire illogical proletarian slang as an expression of intense emotion, like "Bitch" \\ \\ This type of behaviour usually emerges when we argue about Life, the universe and everything. For example: I was with one of my favourite acquaintances. When we started talking, we first discussed on the differences between the comparisons and contrasts between Aristotelian logic and Empirical logic, and then we suddenly reached the point where we talked about our lives, and being a Wannabe}} pessimistic philosopher with Nietzschean inclinations and a strong scepticism about an intrinsic values about living and all, I brought about verbose speeches on why the universe is cold and meaningless and about the nonexistence of such hopes and meanings in life "because that with our abject minuscule scale in this particulate planet compared to the vast incomprehensible horrors out there, and the neutralizing self-contradictions provided by numerous religious groups and proponents of an intrinsic meaning in life so that they can manipulate and condition the unintelligent lower classes to their own power". He then tried to convince me into believing such childish objects like "believe in God" and "just smile on the world", and thus I became furious and tried to fire counter-arguments against his wide-eyed idealism. I found my dialogues being reduced from "With the illogical structures of such assumptions and beliefs" to just plain "Know what? This world is bullshit." \\ \\ My acquaintances got annoyed by this, and tried to convince me to be at least pragmatic on my speeches and that I should use the terms of the layperson, but why? How can I decelerate my inertia when the interest itself increases the velocity and intensity of this type of speaking? I counter-argue by saying "I prefer to use such loquacious dialogues even though you and the rest of the crowd could not understand me, because fuck them."

This troper's way of talking combines polite, civil conversation with a number of swearwords, thus creating some very entertaining but really fucking impolite sentences.

This Troper is unsure as to whether the examples he is about to put forward are completely suitable for this given Trope, however, he is fond of saying, in such a situation that it is required, "In the almighty words of Bender, blessed be his name, I do declare that, We're boned." Also, in other situations, he is partial to saying, in such a situation that it is required, "You my good sir/fair lady, are hotter than Hell itself."

Though a pretty mild example, I'm fond of the phrase 'Oh, most totally.'

This troper is quite intelligent and polite, thus he is prone to the use of unconventional vocabulary in everyday situations. However, I will resort to use of common vernacular when it suits me. Ex: "Please don't exhibit traits of being an ignorant motherfucker unless you wish to be treated as such, imbecile." :)

This troper does this quite a lot. Here be a couple examples:

"It would delight me very much sir, if you were to fuck off."

When I text, I have a habit of always spelling out words and writing very properly. But, if I get a text about homework or something from someone I dont't like, it ends up like this: "Oh, I'm sorry, did you miss the homework? If so, I do not at all regret to inform you that you need to find out someplace else, bitch."

Thou art a fucking wench."

This troper was having a discussion on Facebook. My opponent was wrong, and used "logic" to back himself up, arguing that anyone arguing against him was "illogical." My response was as follows. "I concede that you have won the argument through logic, but I still disagree with your principle. In closing, my good man, you are a logical man. You are a smart man. You are the man who won the argument between you and I, and I tip my hat to you and congratulate you for that. You are a worthy opponent, you are a learned man, but you are a man who is full of massive piles of bullshit and "justified" injustice. But, of course, that speaks of your character, and nothing more. Ad Hominem, Bitch."

This {{Facebook}} status was posted by a friend of mine: #QUOTE#''There be a thief of words among us...words that belong to us, that are used by us...and we have not granted permission.''\\ \\ ''I won't say names, but it is pissing me off.''

There was a recent incident that reminded me of this trope. I was watching a Michael [=McIntyre=] stand-up show on TV with my sister when at one point he used the word "fuck" in a sentance. My sister immediately exclaimed "Oh my god, he ''swore''! But he sounds too posh to be swearing! Are posh people supposed to swear?"

This Troper has said on more than a few times that some things are "asinine bullshit".

This spanish (specifically Galician) troper often happens to fall into being sophisticated as hell. When describing something, I use grandiloquent language but end it with the very galician "do carallo", which can be translated as "as hell". For example: "Y entonces ocurrió algo demencialmente prodigioso do carallo." (Translation: And then something dementially prodigious as hell happened)

This troper and his friend Chris used to engage in this kind of talk all the time at work, often while quoting song lyrics, profane or not. One of our favorite exchanges, while discussing animals, sharks specifically: #QUOTE# '''Chris:''' "Me? I'm a shark." #QUOTE# '''Me:''' "Yeah, but when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day." #QUOTE# '''Chris:''' (bursts out laughing)