Tropers/{{JoeTalbot}}'s CatchPrases include, "...I hate you.", "OhCrap OhCrap OhCrap OhCrap Running Running Running!", "Possiblemente porque eres estupido.", and last but not least... "Why must you taunt me so?".

Tropers/{{LuoYe}}'s CatchPhrase is, "Isn't it though?" used when somebody makes a particularly good point about something, or, in some cases, merely ironically.

Tropers/{{LeonardoFibonacci}} has a good number of these:

"Classy."

"Did you X?" "Well, if by 'X' you mean 'not at all X', then yes."

"I'm calling that nonsense," used as a SFW version of "Bullshit."

"Oh God, my mind. It hurts."

"I CANNOT [word that isn't a verb]"

"Here's a thought..."

He also has a tendency to respond to compliments not directed at him. He's been quoted as saying "If there's no name attached to a compliment, whatever it is, it's up for grabs." Tyrekecorrea

"That's not fair!"

That doesn't make sense!"

"Let's go, dammit, Let's go!"

"Oh, no! Not again!"

''"Are you quite done?"''

"I need BrainBleach!"

This troper and his friends say, "Tuo man ka ana" which roughly translates to: Like you believe it.

I've been using "cool story bro" for a long time now. I mostly use it as an anti troll phrase, but I sometimes use it in other situations when I just don't give a shit

From Reiko-chan:

"Christ on a bike," or, alternately, "Christ on the proverbial bike," and "Jesus tap-dancing H. Christ on a unicycle!"

"KillItWithFire," my response to one of the games on my dad's computer messing up or the computer itself being a bitch in general.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me."/"Fuck you, Opera!"/"You would, wouldn't you?" whenever Opera decides it wants to crash on me.

"No shit, Sherlock."/"Thank you, CaptainObvious," for when someone (usually my dad) says something obvious.

"No, no, no, no!"/"Don't you dare freeze!" whenever one of the programs I'm running decides to go "Not Responding" on me. Which, by the way, happens more often than you'd think.

"Stupid machine/computer," if the computer decides it wants to take forever to shut down.

"Fail."/"EpicFail."

"Owned."

"This should be interesting/fun..."

Although this Troper doesn't use it so much anymore, her family members always seem to remember her way of saying "What the HECK?!" And at school is always remembered for (when asked if a certain boy is "fit"): "* Blankety-Blank* ?! NOOOWH! NEVH-UHR!" in a goofy, whiny voice (unfortunately) She also finds herself saying "Be back in a sec," a lot, come to think of it ....

This troper has several which she shares with her brothers:

Well, that went well.

Isn't it obvious, (insert insult)?

You love me really.

Oh, I hate you.

It´s not working because it (machine) doesn't like you.

Answering "You just noticed?" to "You're insane/deranged/crazy/immature/etc!!"

Calling something "eeeeeeevil!!" in a voice rather like a certain polluted lake at vegtables and stuff I stubbed my toe on.

Whenever someone this Troper is talking to says that they have to go and mentions where it is they are going, this Troper usually replied with "Bring me back a souvenir!" Regardless of where it is that they are actually going (home, to class, to the washroom, etc.)

Be back in a sec, then!

This troper: "Holy crud!" and "* name* , that's a horrible idea!"

This troper recently discovered her catchphrase is "I'm confused!", said in a sort of whiny voice. She is not sure how to feel about this

For me: "Is that so?", " *name*, stop being sexy, you're confusing me!", and "This makes no sense!". I also say Hauu a lot, but that's more of a VerbalTic.

This troper tends to sing the final fantasy victory theme(FFX Version) whenever completing something particularly difficult, epic, or all around fun. I also tend to yell "TAAAANNNKKKK!!!" at people. Unfortunately, most people I do this to seem to have never heard of L4D. Finally, I tend to be the most creative person in school with insults. Rather than the simple "I'll kill you", I have fun with it. One of my most famous is that I will "Reach down your throat, rip out your spinal cord(yes, through the throat), ripp out your testes, tie them onto the ends of the spinal cord, making, quite literally F**** ng nunchucks, and beat you to death with them" Yeah, it's fun.

That one part at the beginning is shared by this troper and his family (including some family members who have never played Final Fantasy). He also has "Hello all. I exist." on most if not all of his userpages on wikis.

This troper's catch phrases are, "How dull", "Serendipitious!", and numerous other words that no one else understands in addition to her already strange and unique way of speaking.

As a joke to mess with my mother, Wings}} This troper used to respond to the question, "Whatcha doin'? with "Searching for {{Metal Gear}}!" complete with David Hayter voice. After a while she caught on, and actually one time responded with "Make sure you watch out for Gray Fox..."

When he asks a question, this troper never asks directly ; instead he states the most undesirable/costly possible outcome of the situation, regardless of probability, and follows up with "am I right ?". He rarely is wrong.

Another of his is "Qu'est-ce que j'ai ''encore'' fait ?" ("What did I do ''this'' time ?") whenever someone calls him. It sets the tone nicely in the beginning of a conversation with me. Or rather, the jerkass me.

In a bit of OldShame, This troper used to use "Ciao for now!" as a substitute for good-bye. This clever (if you want to call it that) remark never garnered praise. Ever. So I eventually gave up.

This troper has his as "Medic!" That's because I have allergies so I sneeze quite a bit. I'm not talking little bles-you sneezes. I'm talking hearing it across a crowded room, chest bursting sneeze.

Same here!

This troper, too, tends to add the "-ish" modifier to absolutes.

This troper also says "Dag, yo", all the time. No one ever knows what she's talking about.

Thanks to copious amounts of anime, manga, and exposure to {{4chan}}, this troper likes to tell people "kotowaruze" whenever they demand something from him, and naturally... whenever a Seaking or Pokemon in general comes up in discussion, he responds with a FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!

This troper has several different catch phrases. WOOT which I use often when I hear a funny story about someone messing something up. Ugh is usually used in conjunction with WOOT when someone who is trained to do something makes a mistake and I don't mean a small mistake but a bad mistake. I have some others but since I don't feel like posting some of the more "colorfully" catch phrases that I use on a daily basis.

This troper's catchphrases are "Not necessarily," "...Or something," and her favorite: "You're thinking too hard."

This troper's family tends to answer a whole slew of questions for him: "Fine."

This Troper tends to say "Question?" Before actually proceeding to actually ask the question he wants to ask,or by stating the variation"I have a question.."After saying it for so many years,its become a bit of a phrase-catcher between my friends and most of the people I know,because they say it now more too.

This troper will answer any question he does not like with "ancient ninja secret" for example- why do you always eat so much salad? ancient ninja secret.

This troper has a couple. "Christ on a biscuit!" or variations thereof for surprise or exasperation, and a generalized demand to leave that sort of nonsense to professionals, in response to (usually pun-heavy) attempts at humor. Also, "YES!" in response to questions better left unanswered.

Instead of Christ on a biscuit, this troper thoroughly enjoys shouting "CHRIST ON A TRICYCLE!" in a "LargeHam" fashion.

This troper prefers "Holy guacamole on a pogo stick!"

This tropette and her friend are partial to "''JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!''"

This troper nearly always responds to "how are you?" with "well enough."

This (different) troper used to work with a man who always answered that same question with "I'm-a hangin' in there, by golly!"

This troper uses "Peachy" for the same purpose. Then, when the person asks, "and what does peachy mean?" this troper raises one eyebrow and walks away mysteriously. Only use when talking to the person is not an option.

This troper says "Doing OK" in a melancholy tone of voice. This is because her normal tone of voice sounds melancholy.

This troper's BenevolentBoss responds with, "Any better and I couldn't handle it."

This troper says "for no apparent reason" all the time, and always responds to "So?" (at least, in the sense of "so, what's up") with "So-so". There are also others, such as "mad X skillz", "they can make cute [property] babies" when referring to a ship, and "What is this X of which you speak".

Troper @/{{Drascin}} has a verbal tic that was highly meme-fied by his entire class in high-school, to much laughter - the use of "Basically, yeah" in almost ''all'' instances where a positive answer is demanded.

This troper's personal catchphrase is "This is so inane". The fun part comes when people around me don't know the difference between inane and insane.

This troper has personally accepted the challenge of trying to incorporate the word "Shazam!" back into normal speech.

By being Captain Marvel?

This troper finds himself saying "ridiculous" at practically everything. Also, ha ha, Fuck You is seeing a lot of use.

In a similar vein, @/KrazehPenguin's catchphrase is "I hate you all."

This troper is actually wondering if @/LWGadra is not a split personality of his, because he also uses both of those cath phrases fairly often. This one is also fond of randomly asking someone their age (even if he already knows it) and pretending to ponder for a moment, before reminding them, "You'll be dead soon, you know."

Do bilingual strings of profanity and/or high-pitched shouts of "SI!" coun- OWAIT. "FAIL!" Yeah, that's a team catchphrase. ^_^

This troper uses "Who writes this?" when in unusual situations. Also, "yeah, must be that" when he thinks other person is giving a lame or strange justification...

People like to complain to this troper about what's going on in their life, and I'm too nice to tell them to suck it up. So, instead, my favorite thing to say to those people is "It could be worse. You could be dead!"

Back in college, this troper has a couple of those, including (when someone would ask a WhoWouldBeStupidEnough kind of question on why someone didn't do the thing to ''not'' get creamed) 'Because '''that''' would make sense!' or, when something bad or unususal would happen, 'Welcome to America, (insert year).' This troper still uses the latter, as well as (from the movie ''{{Tron}}'' - '' 'End of line' '', (whenever finishing a conversation). What's scary is just how easy it is for other people to pick up your sayings...

After watching Ba'al in ''Stargate SG-1'', this troper finds himself constantly saying to people ''"You DARE mock me??"''

Above Troper, you should know by now: ''Of Course'' I DARE mock you!! ^_^

This troper's curse phrases of preference? "Oh shitsune!" and "Shit ass damn fuck!" His friend's? "Shit balls!" And if this troper does something embarassing? "You didn't see anything."

Lately, he's taken to having one for each semester, and one for each calendar year. For the spring 2009 semester, his catch phrase is "WAT." For the calendar year of 2009, it's "ItSucks."

This troper always responds to something she doesn't agree with with "Yeaaaa-NO." The longer the 'yeah' is dragged out, the less she agrees with whatever was said.

This troper tends to yoink verbal tics and lines of dialogue from anything he sees and incorporate it as a catchphrase. Megatron's'Yesssss', and Blitzwing's 'Express my feelings in song' are two he currently uses.

This troper has used "Don't mind the details" to a point that all of his friends and family use it all the time now.

This Troper uses the phrases "don't die!" and "what's the day's word?" instead of "goodbye!" and "what's up?" respectively. LampshadeHanging occurs every now and then when he has to think up the day's word in the morning.

This troper's friend went around complimenting people on their "Nice cock." This troper picked up on it as well, and uses it as a greeting. "Hey Charlie." "Hey." "What's up?" "Nice cock." Females are not exempt.

This troper and his friend have picked up a rather stupid one. It goes "Smerrrrrrrrr", and it sounds exactly as written. He also has another friend with whom he frequently exchanges "Word" immediately followed by "True Story".

This troper has a love of uncommon expletives. In middle school he often cried "Sweet Jesus!" in surprise or exasperation. Now he's moved on to more multilingual curses such as "aiyaaaaa..." for annoyed sighs, "scheisse..." and "oiy..." for beleaguered sighs or expressions of empathy, "ay mis dios!" for whining or resentment, and "Yeshua!" in place of the regular Anglican version for astonishment. This troper and his friends also use a great many lines from {{Futurama}}, {{Family Guy}}, {{Dave Chappelle}} and {{Eddie Izzard}} in common conversations.

"I was on the moon....with Steve" to explain absence or whereabouts.

"Goodbyyyyyye......I love youuuuuu..." when parting company.

"Hey, [person], how's [activity or job]?" "It's alright." "Poor, [person]..."

Any mocking "awwww" is replaced with Zoidberg's "uuuuuuugggggh"

"That just raises ''further'' questions!" when explanations do not address the issue.

"...and-it's-a-great-way-to-stay-in-shape" when going through adjectives that describe an activity.

"Dave...I'm gonna race 'im." At. Any. Stop.

Having seen {{Hot Fuzz}} more than once, any absent-minded "mmmm" thrown out in conversation is echoed by a recreation of the line delivered by Nick Frost. ("Ever do crack like in ''Training Day''?" "Yeah, sure." "Mmmm!")

Web-series, The Legend of Neil, has also seen great use recently.

"OLD man...you're not- you're not saying it right."

"You deserve it for committing murder."

"These might be your favorite parts, but this is important too." Emphasis on TOO.

I used to shout out Man Rape whenever I surprise attack my friends. Then I stopped. I can also do a good (SouthPark) Timmy impression.

I tend to describe good things as "''Spam-tastic!''". Blame can be place with JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack and the webcomic "Mall Monkeys".

This Troper has two: adding "hon" to the end of sentences (which is more of a verbal tic), and saying "You'd puke/die" whenever someone claims they would love to eat/drink/do something for an absurd amount of time. What can I say? I'm a realistic thinker!

This Editor was known by his friends for shouting "Alka-Seltzer!" often. As well as stating "oy vey" when things go wrong.

This Troper like to use the word "Epic" to describe anything. He uses it when impressed, sarcastic, depressed, or tired. It's pretty much his favourite word. He also uses Catchphrases he learns from his family or from TV:

"Great Scott!" (his Great Great-Uncle, and Doc Brown), "Sheister!" (his Dad; assumed to be a corruption of Scheisse), "Via Con Dios!" (from Monsigneur Martinez on King of the Hill, and "Ever Sad!" (his mother).

Of course, being a Canadian, I always use Eh. Where appropriate, of course. I recently realized that my sister uses "Get Excited!" so much that it has become ''her'' catchphrase.

This troper uses the phrase "It makes sense to me" on a daily, if not hourly basis. This is because, while the things he says and his thought processes make sense to him, they do not to anybody else.

This Troper regually says "Ohgod" when he hears somone else's ideas, even when they are obviously good ones. His friend also has the catchphases "That's what she said" and "I'll ______ your ______". Both are really annoying.

Does this friend happen to be named Tucker? Or say bow-chika-bow-wow too?

This troper's response to many things, said both seriously and jokingly, is 'sod it'. She is also known to say 'lolwhut' in spoken conversation.

This Troper has had many. For a while, she described everything as "hilarious!", then "awesome!". She also has a tendency to say "never mind", usually when someone isn't getting whatever she's saying. She's also noticed very recently just how often she says "I haven't done so and so/talked to so and so in AGES..."

This Troper has a nasty habit of picking up catchphrases, words, sentences etc from any media, and using them ad nauseum. He's been known to replace most of his swearwords with "Frak" and "Balls" (the latter being from {{Dr Horrible's Sing along blog}}). He's also taken on board the tenth Doctor's "Rrrrrrun!" when playing online games - specific examples are a Tank appearing in {{Left 4 Dead}}, and walking round a corner to face an entire enemy team in {{Team Fortress 2}}

This Troper had a history teacher who said "right, OK" at least once every three sentences, of not more. We called her 'Miss Right OK'. Also had a professor who kept saying "...as it were".

This troper occasionaly says rawr when playing videogames.

This troper usually says: Ahem (if you are young shield eyes now!) Cunt sucking mother fucking pieces of shit!! when angry at a video game.

This troper's favorite explicative is "Holy Balls!", both online and in real life. Also, when answering the phone he says "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane."

This troper has many catchphrases, his main catchphrase is often: "Now THAT's what i'm talking about!". His other catchphrases include "Guilty as charged" and "Wowzers!". He and his dad often have Seinfeldian Conversations in which dad usually responds "And your point is?", which he then tells him what the point is to which dad responds: "But how CAN your point be (insert word) here?".

This troper's old CatchPhrase was "that reminds me of a funny story." At first, this became his CatchPhrase because it was always true, but once the pattern was established he started using it to respond to anything that sounded even vaguely like a DoubleEntendre, after which he wouldn't be asked to elaborate. His new response to innuendo in general is "I think Freud might have something to say about that."

This troper has several - most common are "Bloody hell", "Bloody fierfek", and "To hell with that". When leaving, he most often says "Alright, I'm getting out of here" or "I'm bugging out". His most common sendoff remains "Laters." (Pronounced 'lighters', if it makes any difference.)

When laughing at someone, this troper tends to use the phrase: "It's funny because it's not me!"

This troper has several, many of which were coined by her sister, who also uses them; "Chicas unite! AIIEE!" for when we're feeling in an especially powerful Girl Power mood, "I am 90-pound female! FEAR ME!" in honor of my *ahem* supposed skill as a Waif Fu, "For the sake of life and happiness!" and "What the Swedish muffins?!" as preferred methods of substitute profanity, "Seriously." usually used when I'm ranting and need to emphasize a point, and finally "I'll just be here... cowering underneath my chair... and whimpering pitifully... yeah." after viewing anything remotely Nightmare Fuel-ish.

Online I constantly use the 'o_0' smilie. In real life, when saying goodbye I say 'Goodbye and thanks for all the fish'(which I once said to my English teacher accidently) and when angry scream 'HELLFIRE' at the top of my voice. And of course, when eating something I go 'NOMNOMNONOMNOM.'

Thexare uses shitfuck in its various forms as his standard go-to for profanity. Additionally, when his younger cousins ask him to do something, he frequently responds with "Let me think about that for a '''no'''," or slight variants thereof. He also can't believe he forgot "I know, I walked here in it" whenever someone comments on the weather.

@/JuiceBoxHero likes to use "I love ALL of you!" on an hourly basis, as well as saying "I love you" to almost everyone she doesn't hate. Then again, since this troper has a pretty broad definition of the word "love", most of my acquaintances have gotten used to it.

Also from @/JuiceBoxHero: '''''This is a SHOCKING NEW DEVELOPMENT!'''''

This Troper tried to use "Dear God..." (as a dissapointment/surprise/annoyance expresion) in order to make it his cathphrase; so far none of his friends have noticed the pattern.

This troper constantly says "No worries", usually as a replacement for "you're welcome". Oddly enough, this troper has never even BEEN to Australia. Possibly, he'd watched too much CrocodileHunter.

This troper has a tendency to bring up "Wall Bangers", both real-life and fictional, in conversation, then follow them up with, "Head, meet desk. Desk, this is head."

This troper has several catch phrases: "Snap to it, woman!" (An... Interestingly... worded phrase from a ''DeathNote'' scanlation), "Hey bitch, you look kawaii!", and "Give it to 'em, Andrew!" (which is never said in the presence of anyone named Andrew).

This Troper's catchphrases are "Enjoy!" "Awesome" and "That's the end of that" All are meant nicely or sarcasticly.

This Troper uses 'good heavens!' and 'how exciting!' (the latter often used somewhat sarcastically or for things that really aren't that exciting). His friend uses 'don't die - if you do, I shall come back and avenge your death!'.

This Troper has "Personally, I would hate that.", which is used when something happens in a show/movie/game/comic/ect that he, indeed, personally would hate.

This little troper often uses the German word ''Danke'' when thanking someone because it sounds cuter that way.

This troper does the same, due to adding a few German words to his vocabulary during an attempt to learn the language years ago.

This troper still uses 'dankeshurn' for a curt thank you, or 'donkeyshorts' for a snide one.

When I was in middle school I used to say "Lemme put it to you this way" quite a bit, not even realizing I was turning it into a catchphrase, and got called on it once in summer camp. ;)

This troper has "... but that's irrelevant!", "Rock on with your bad self" (said very solemnly in response to the most mundane statements of intention), and "With ''great style and aplomb''" (in response to any questions beginning with the words "How are you going to...")

This troper uses 'pro' on many occasions, usually referring to something as that would usually be described as 'awesome'. "Man, that was so pro" can often be heard. This troper also clearly likes to create extremely long and pointless sentences (or additions to sentences (as seen here and right now)) as a source of amusement.

This Troper likes to use"You/We fail x forever" when someone does something dumb.

This Troper has appropriated one of his catchphrases from the movie Heathers, and often discusses "fucking with chainsaws". A statement of exasperation? "Fuck me with a chainsaw". Anger? "Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw". Anticipation? "Oh boy, chainsaw fucking for all!"

If you're ever on 4chan's /tg/ board and you read a variation on "If you start viral marketing, I will reach out of your flashy new GameScience dice and strangle you," that was this Troper.

This troper has several.

Healthy doses of {{Devil May Cry}} have added "Jackpot" to this troper's vocabulary.

It's possible that creeping Otaku tendencies have caused this troper to utter many, many phrases in Japanese, even after all the other Otaku tendencies are long gone.

A favorite lately's been "Mitsuketa!" (said in a deliberately faux GenkiGirl voice) upon finding a lost item. This one's frequent due to my tendency to lose things on a daily basis.

"I WANNA TAKE IT HOME!"

"There is no justice in this world."

"This I gotta see."

"Ladies and gentlemen..."

"We have liftoff."

"3...2...1."

This troper generallly does this with his SurvivalMantra, "I am just some cynical, conservative rival to the main character of a fanfic in another character's world." You'd be surprised how often I could use that.

This Troper often uses the phrases 'Huzzah!', 'Indeed', and 'We're all going to die!' often in totally mudane sitiations, she may add. Also, ever seeing how serious children's card games can be, the phrase 'Rejected!' has been included. More recently, she's started to say ''{{Sure Why Not}}', when agreeing with someone/going to do something.

This troper uses 'poyo' and 'oro' when confused, agreeing to something, or making a statement without actually saying anything; 'zed' or 'd'arvit' when mad or annoyed; and "Konichiwa, bitches!" when greeting members of my anime club...though teacher whose room we use doesn't like me saying it.

This troper and her best friend, as a substitute for good-bye' use Boy Nim. We started this because me and her have a habit of remembering add little bits of sim-speech. When she got Mysims for her DS she heard one male thank her and then give the line "Boy Nim" right before they were done speaking. Also, often when we eat we say "This gra is ''fredishe!'' Much like the sims from the original game do when eating. We love us some sim-speak!

This troper has created a minor meme among his friends by appropriating lines from Left4Dead and using them to get peoples' attention ("Bill!" "Weapons over here!") or picking something up ("Grabbing pills..."). He's also fond of shouting "There's PEEPEE ''everywhere''!" whenever something goes from bad to worse in his roleplaying group. Lastly, there's his favorite swear: cocking cock-cunt asshat.

This troper has taken up the habit of using Left 4 Dead quotes often with her brother, who is an avid player. Her favorite quote? "PEELZ HERE!"

This troper has a fondness for exclaiming "Oh my!", especially when she gets hurt ("Oh my; that was painful!"). Also, she also likes to use any phrase with "how" followed by an adjective. ("How interesting!", "How green!", etc.) Also, "Claude~". (Claude is a parakeet.)

This troper is ashamed at how deeply his involvement in the FurryFandom has gone; he mews like a cat for various scenarios (questioningly if he doesn't understand what was just told to him, depressedly when he feels sorry for someone, excitedly when he wants someone's attention, etc.), and often vents his frustrated disbelief over something with the phrase "Oh, for the love of fuck!"

This troper mercilessly overuses the phrase "Why not?", possibly followed by something else appropriate. "You coming out?" "Why not?" "Why are you dressed like that?" "Why not?" "You want anything to drink?" "Why not? ... please." And so on, and so forth. He also frequently uses "Hahahahahaha-- No.", followed by a profound shaking of the head, when he doesn't find a joke funny.

This troper has several. Most of them are sarcastic at best, but he is remembered for one- "It is a poor shepherd who blames his flock, apostle." And everyone thinks it is from the bible. So far no one knows where it is from.

Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War. One of the cutscenes at the very end of the single-player campaign.

This troper recently started watching Firefly. He recently noticed that he is using the exclamation "Shiny" as an acknowledgement that something is happening as in "Hey the door is unlocked" "Shiny.".

This troper basically says "basically" a lot. Also, if there is a cliffhanger in a show, she yells "DAMMIT (blank). For example, DAMMIT SUNRISE!

This troper's catch phrases change quite often, but a few I've retained on a regular basis are "It doesn't even SOUND good!" for something I think sounds like a horrible idea, "And by X, I of course mean Y." where X is a less-than-perfect word choice on my part and Y is something better or more sensible, and "No. Fuck this, I'm done. Good bye." when something utterly bizarre happens that threatens my sanity if I remain around it; this is occasionally followed by "Call me when the world starts making sense." The rest of my vocabulary is filled with assorted Spanish phrases, unnecessarily complex words, and quotes from Family Guy, which is probably why I try to avoid speaking too much.

This troper likes to say "Useless" a LOT. And he always says "Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK!" before his band performs.

Ja... This Troper has a habit of starting most sentences with ja. And if there's a loud bang- 'ow! my pancreas...' then, one inspired by {{Scrubs}}, 'frick on a brick with a stick'

Lately, this troper has been describing things she likes as 'made of solid awesome'. Have also made a bad habit of using LOL as an adjective..

This Troper noticed how she seems to have made "Das beste daran war ja..."(German: The best part was, that...) to her catchfrase, to the point that she uses it, even when she doesn't think it was the best part.

This troper has several.

"You speak/act as though..."

A deadpanned "Whoopee."

"I'm just odd like that."

"Don't think about it."

"Hmm. Yeah, about that..."

This troper also has several.

"Let's rock!"

"Objection!"

"Two words. [phrase with one or three words]"

"(foo) in 3..."

"Behoooold!"

"Your move, Mr. Xanatos."

This troper's male relatives all seem to have their own catchphrases. The most recognizable — mostly because of delivery — is her uncle's way of introducing himself at the door or on the phone: "It is but I."

This troper has an annoying habit of responding to things we "Me too! We can be X buddies.". The longer and more misfitting X is into that structure, the better. He also likes "Where I come from, we call that ''a challenge''." when people point out something is impossible. Bonus points if they come from the same place he does.

This troper:

I want to take it home!

Neh!--at the end of each sentence or when I want people to shut up.

Oh, please.

Because it's fun, and you say stupid things.--Me to a friend when she asks me why people smack her.

We're screwed.--When one of my friends says something like 'You can count on me!'.

When asked how I am: "Well enough." When preparing for a D&D session or some such: "I'll get my stuff." When someone does something that could be possibly interpreted as a transgression, albeit a negligible one: "How DARE you!" Written CatchPhrase when getting psyched up: * cracks every joint in body*

This Troper has a few, but his main one is responding to anything funny with "Hi-Lar-ious", with emphasis on the Lar, along with the phrase "What the Crap?", even in his school work, where he probably shouldn't. He's also picked up the habit of clicking at the end of sentences sometimes, which has started to become a minor meme with his friends.

This Troper often says "Hokay!" (pronounced like in the End of Ze World video), and "indeed". Also from SG-1, he has adopted O'Neill's "And? So? Therefore...?"

This troper uses many, including a completely deadpan "Fun" or "Fun times" and various shout outs. The most commonly used however is "'''I REGRET NOTHING!'''" due to the simple fact that I have ''horrible'' timing in conversations.

And now the discovery of chess via the internet has lead to "SPINZAKU! ATTACK!!" when capturing with a white knight.

This troper favours the use of "''40000}} Litany of Fury'', lock onto my position and open fire. Full power." It's his instinctive response to shows he hates, such as ''FamilyGuy'' and ''America's Next Top Model'', appearing on the television.

This troper has been, without realising it, said "I'm Aware" in an almost monotone for his CatchPhrase. Then again, he's just like that sometimes.

This troper has one or two. When told something bizarre or hard to understand, she smiles and gives a cheerful/dazed "Uhn-kaaaaay." The more drawn out the "kaaaay" the more confused she is. She also responds to random sentences with "Your mom." whether it makes sense or not. She will also respond to "That's what she said." with "That's what your mom said last night." Always. Her and her friend Zach have begun to share "Ye olde Englishe raep."

@/{{rutheni}} "is not that much of a masochist". Typically used in appropriate situations, but often with people who know nothing about him 'that way'. Briefly attempted to convey different moods by turning sentences into questions, savvy? It seems an interesting alternative to emoticons, yes?

@/EddieVanHelsing has a few...

"When did this become ''my'' problem?"

"Fuck me and marry me young."

"How do you propose to stop me?"

"Lilith's heart-shaped arse!"

This troper has "You should have bought the insurance, motherfucker!" Long story, Ask if you want it and I'll put it on.

John}} This troper has, around here at least, the "GREATEST X IN ALL OF FICTION."

This troper often responds to suggestions from friends with "Maybe you're right; maybe you're blank." And then pretends as though she forgot what the other person was talking about entirely.

This troper's got a few:

"Holy Jesus Meteors!!" Yes, referring to Joshua's third level fusion attack

"Whut?" Said using Grandpa Mutou's voice in the Abridged Series

"It makes total sense!" To something that makes no sense.

"There goes another bunch of braincells."

"That explains EVERYTHING." Complete with a {{facepalm}}.

This troper's also got a few:

"Awesome" Said at obvious times.

"I'm Okay" Said after he's hit something such as a door frame or ceiling fan, which happens more often than you might think...

"That doesn't sound like fun" Said when something nonfun is mentioned. No duh, right?

[=~Excel-2009~=].

will fight you. :Around the release of ''[[{{Disgaea}} Disgaea 2'', a meme based on it circulated around the internet. The phrase "You are soulless without it." in sky blue was posted in response to anything the user pleased. Shortly after the meme increased in usage, The-Excel decided to retaliate by replying with the above to anyone who posted it as an empty threat. He continued usage of this catchphrase long after the original meme it was created in response to had passed. Somehow, it is used by a small number of other members to this day.]]

This must be spoken in blue, else it is meant as an actual threat.

What the gays?

What in Venguaq's name?

What is that about?

What a?

Hot dang.

...the greatest _________ within the asteroid belt.

...but I wouldn't know anything about that.

Um.

I totally didn't plan that. (Normally used after a randomly advantageous pool shot.)

Eeeee.

''Oh'' that's nasty.

I'll bet.

Can you survive?

I ain't cleaning that up.

I didn't do anything.

Come over here and say that to my face. (To be used toward people who are in very short proximity to the face.)

Do it. It'll be funny.

Whatever it is, no.

I'll think of something.

Let's get shit done.

I'm gonna go hate something. *exit*

See what you started?

This Troper tends to respond 'The Ceiling' whenever someone asks her, 'What's up?' She also asks people 'How's life?' If someone catches on and asks her the same question, she says 'lifeish'. And before someone told her about Emeril she said 'Bam' when something good happened. But without the exclamation mark - just in a casual way.

This Troper says 'Whatever the hell' when she gets muddled (which is frequently) and has a random food for everyday of the week. (Monday- Chocolate toast, Tuesday- Cheese buiscuits, Wednesday- Lemon crackers, Thursday- Broccoli cake, Friday- Pepper crumpets and simply 'TACOS!' on the weekend.)

I have a couple- whenever anyone says "It could be worse" (I sometimes set this up myself, too, if someone's complaining) I respond with "Yeah, you could've been flayed and thrown in a bath of fire ants." Also, I say "basically" so often when explaining things that I was challenged by my physics class to avoid using it. "At the most fundamental level..." That's not even going into all the Internet stuff I throw into ordinary conversation- FAIL.

I inevitably forgot a couple- "My work here is done." (I tend to use that just after somebody responds to me in a state of confusion (I enjoy confusing people (nested brackets, yay! (that last one's another catchphrase, but these days it tends to fall into advanced recto-cranial loopback (another catchphrase) like this.)), and seem to be quite good at it), I'm not sure where I picked it up.) If anyone followed all that, well done- have a cookie. Or a goblin. Or a goblin cookie.

This troper has a bundle:

''X'' indeed.

I will defenestrate you.

Yeaaahhh.....

I hate ''X''. I reaallly hate ''X''.

That is quite possibly the (X)est thing I've ever heard.

You have ''got'' to be kidding.

Go with what works.

Raekuul:

Oro? (Caught by surprise)

Moo (General all-around non-committal response)

Lovely (Disappointment)

Epic/Sweet (When I think something good has happened; this usually leads to an epic letdown)

/me yawms (In the chat; nobody really knows what yawming is, though)

This troper's catch phrase is "What a shame." He thinks it makes him sound like some kind of RPG mid-boss.

This troper also has several:

I will END you!

Excellent/All according to plan (complete with Burns-esque finger tapping)

And thaaat's terrible

And it would be AWESOME!

Cunting fuck!

Wow, shine on you crazy diamond

And, occasionally, EXCELSIOR!

This Troper says "Honestly" or "Fudge monkey on a hockey stick" (although the second phrase has some variations.

This troper has a tendency to use "Indeed" as a substitute for yes. In all situations.

This troper has several lovely ones. "Yes, admittedly, but...", "(and) I support that!" as well as several variations of "uh, wait what?". Good ones include "Hahahaaa... Wait, what?", "well yeah, but... wait, what?" and the more mundane "but-uhh... waaaaait... what?

This troper's catchphrase isn't exactly great, but, "Well, it could be worse."

CARAJO! And I don't live in a spanish-lenguage country.

This Troper has a few

"..It's like a rule or something" (describing a commonly-used trope, e.g. "TheHero never dies! It's like a rule or something")

Yes, I ''know'' there are probably examples, but it's just a hastily-thought example of what I'm getting at.

"...Right..." (When I hear something ''incredibly'' stupid, unlikely, or embarassing. )

Sure, whatever

So, Yeah

This troper tends to respond to conversations that go off on a tangent or that are becoming awkward with "Moving on!". In the former case it often prefaced with an interjection of something completely random ("Proffessor Ivy's School for the Omnipotent. Moving on!"). He also likes to shout "Progress!" whenever a minor component of a much larger problem is overcome.

This troper is a walking catchphrase machine:

Back during the Olbermann/Patrick glory days on ESPN's SportsCenter, it got so crazy that I actually spawned a catchphrase for my then-girlfriend, who said "I've never dated a catch phrase before."

Frequently used catch phrases these days are "Hot damn on a stick!", "Right then, moving on...", and (at my wife) "Every time you get an idea in your head, I end up broke" and "Thanks for the advice, now I know what NOT to do."

Finally, my nervous tic of yelling "Yo!" whenever I hear my name (Think Jimmy James on NewsRadio) has become a catch phrase in its own right.

This troper's main catchphrase is "Fuck yes!", most commonly used when reading or hearing an announcement that he is excited about. Also, when on Twitter, he and a few friends have a tendency to include "#[=FuckTwitter=]" in our tweets, this generally happens when Twitter fails to (re)load properly for us.

This Troper has been known to say "X is an illusion." Sometimes he would follow this up with "just think (opposite of X) thoughts" if X is something is unpleasant.

This troper: "Or that's what they want us to believe!", "What are you telling me?".

This troper's catch phrase is "fair enough". This can sound strange to people he does not know

This troper has a handful.

"What goes on/how goes life" in place of "what's up."

"Arrivederci" and "grazie", as well as some other Gratuitous Italian.

"Try and keep up" whenever in competition.

"Care to test that?" Used whenever someone makes an assumption about my actions.

This troper has a few...

"Don't worry about it" used to make people more unnerved than they already are.

These are common online, but this troper knows nobody else who uses "asshat" or "holy fuck" who did not get it from her.

"Good job" when other people screw things up.

This troper got her friends to start saying "epic" in real life (they'd already been saying it online but had mentally filed it away as a word only used online), then switched to "fabulous" and is pleased to know that it is spreading, too.

For me, the most notable ones are "That's a great story. You should tell it at parties," after someone relates a completely unrelated anecdote, and more frequently, "That's a great story. I should tell it at parties." I also frequently hold something up to my forehead and say "I'm a unicorn!" a la Belkar Bitterleaf.

In addition to an entire arsenal of {{Verbal Tic}}s, I like to say some variation of "because we all know that makes perfect sense" whenever someone says something that doesn't. Yes, I am a DeadpanSnarker, why do you ask?

For This Troper, it's 'The bastards'. To be used in such situations as : FRIEND: Dammit Someone bought the last bag of crisps! ME: The bastards!

This Troper after evening bridge sessions: "So. Highlights? Lowlights? Weird little sidelights?

This troper has realized that, if anything, his is most likely "Kind of? Sort of? Maybe? No?" (used whenever I've made a statement or proposal and the person being talked to isn't saying anything but looks doubtful). His mom has "Jeek!" (which is her own portmanteau of "jeez" and "eek" I guess).

For some reason I just now remembered that an old friend had "Oofies!". Originally she described anything that was fluffy as having "oofies", but I think at some point it also just became a general exclamation of excitement.

I'm consciously trying to not overuse it, but I now have "thank you New Jersey, good fuckin' night!", borrowed from a bootleg recording of Venom stage banter (yes, nothing ''but'' the stage banter). It started out as something I'd say when I finished singing a song on karaoke or Rock Band, but I think I may start breaking it out whenever I end up doing something that gets applause, sarcastic or otherwise. I've bowdlerized it into just "thank you New Jersey, good night" at least once - the important parts are that it's always New Jersey and is almost never actually said at the end of the night.

This Troper has taken to turning out to nowhere and saying "Goodnight everybody, I'm going back to Michigan.", complete with cheesy handwave when the conversation gets uncomfortable, mostly as an attempt to lampshade said uncomfortable conversation.

This troper has a tendency to say "Highly probable", "Probability approaching 1", "Chances are high", etc... instead of "yes" and "Very improbable", "Not very likely", "Probability ignorable", etc... instead of "no". Has other variations for shades of probability in between the two extremes too.

"Glasses get asses."

This troper has a friend who has a catchphrase of "Nice to state the obvious". As to be expected, she states the obvious a lot.

This troper has a number of recurring catchphrases, the chief among them being "THIS is an interesting development", which I say in response to any strange situation. Others include "Ha ha ha... no", "For really real!?" and "I can, because such glamorous and fashionable am I!". Also, because many people say I seem like a school shooter, I always point out "No, I'd use spears", which admittedly doesn't help but makes me laugh a lot.

The Troper uses "lazy Tolkien plagerising writers" whenever he can. He hates them that much.

This troper's catchphrase is, when a serious situation is starting up, "the weight of the world is on your shoulders.... No pressure!" though after reading this page and the main one, I'm adopting "Not a problem" and "It could be worse" into my catchphrase arsenal. Maybe some others later, but these will do for now.

This troper has a few, and maybe except "Or Not", all of them are (or were) the most often unintentional and came naturally (as opposed to forcing himself to remember to say the catchphrase):

"The cold doesn't bother me, I'm fat" when he's dressed lightly while it's cold outside.

As many of his friends, when he gets an offer he won't accept, or hears something that doesn't sound right, he throws back an "Or not". When something sounds really wrong, the answer is almost always a short highly-pitched "What?!".

When he's asked to do something (currently, in a training programme at a software company, he answers that to the bosses when he's given tasks): "Yes, this can be done".

"Same here" was a frequent answer to expression of different feelings to show they're mutual. The troper tries to get rid of this catchphrase after some people unfamiliar with him thought that was him being rude or disrespectful.

For me, it's "On the moon" whenever a friend of mine finished a somewhat random pharse. And yes, that lead to "On the moon!...on the moon."

This troper originally had about two on this page, but then he realized he had about seven. Oops. And about half are shared with his group of friends.

That's cute, or, that is ADORABLE.

OK, sure, (whatever bad event just happened)

Hey, cutie! (Always said to men, otherwise there's no point)

Similarly, sentences are often ended with "honey" (not many people like it)

Any kind of variation of an internet abbreviation for laughing, such as, but not limited to, "lol" "lolski" "roflcopter" and "roflsaurus rex"

If this troper isn't slinging {{Cluster FBomb}}s around (which is his catchphrase in itself), he's most probably either quoting videogames or... Yeah. He's got some catchphrases of his own. #QUOTE# "Give idiot a carrot and he'll cut himself with it." (a quote from a WinnieThePooh CrackFic - literally ''crack'' fic) #QUOTE# "That's it, I'm getting my coat and leaving." #QUOTE# "Bitch, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!" #QUOTE# "What the COCK?!" and "What the fucking dick?! Well excuse me..." #QUOTE# "Knock me out with a shovel." #QUOTE# "Get out and take a headlong dive off a dick." #QUOTE# "...those thick fucks." (a quote from "Kapitan Bomba", a local cartoon featuring the titular hero blowing shit up, dropping {{Cluster F Bomb}}s and fighting evil aliens. "...you thick fucks." ("...tępe chuje."), said to his crew, is his CatchPhrase) #QUOTE# "...my hairy ASS!" (otherwise standard "My ass!" response, but it's always "hairy".) #QUOTE# "That's just fruity." (an ironic "that's just great", meaning situation's fucked up beyond any means of recognition) #QUOTE# "...monkeys?" (often used to show confusion, but not only) #QUOTE# audibly bored "Fiiiiiine." as a general response. #QUOTE# "Lis'nin' to ya." when picking up a phone call from friends or family. #QUOTE# "Let's see who loves me." when a text message comes unexpectedly. #QUOTE# the "asterisk fix": while using an IM, type one phrase and instantly follow it with an asterisk (meaning correction) and similarly sounding, but less funny one. Like "There's no sex in my life. - * sense in my life." Usually followed by "no, wait, the first one was all right too." or "nah, both are correct."

This troper says its faaaaaaabulous or friggin bufoonery , and she and her friend tend to say things like oh smeg to each other. Oh and "you rat bastard"

This troper says "Fascianting." a lot, somethimes sarscastcially and sometimes for real. He is aware of it and lampshades it a lot.

This Troper's old Latin class has the collective catch phrase of "ancilla domino multum placit" (the slave girl pleased the master very much nudge nudge, wink wink). It originally was a line in the textbook, but now, in every presentation or skit someone will invariably say ''the line''.

In part due to a food obsession, this troper's standard farewell or good-bye in online forums is "Ciao mein, everyone".

This Troper has adopted a few of his own:

"Ladies, Gentlemen, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, and otherwise..." (note: only 2 of the 3 referenced Andrews still remain.)

"Yeah/(sharp inhale), no."

"What is this I don't even." (to express confusion)

"X-ish" or "X-esque"

"Poooooooooooke." *short pause, then a poke.*

*something happens.* *short pause.* "God damnit, X happened, didn't it?"

"Sssss.... ahhhhh.... sssss..... ahhhhh...." repeat ad nauseum.

"Rise and shine Mr... Freeman, rise and... shine..." To anybody who happens to be sleeping.

This troper was horrified to discover that he says "I'm going to get me some more bread" so often that his friends considered it his catchphrase.

This troper considers her and her friends' catchphrase a piece of dialogue that occurs very often, in which I'm just finished with a rant about strange things and stranger opinions, and my friend says "...Anna, you're ''sick.''" I reply "Yeah, I know." With a grin on my face.

This Troper apperently uses the phrase "Wait, what?" so often that his friends can see it coming from miles away.

This Troper seems to be developing some catchphrases of her own as well: both "Here's the thing," and the use of "Anyway" as punctuation.

Are you me?

This troper uses the word "patently" far too much. She usually hangs a lampshade on it by following "that's ''patently'' X" with "It is ''so'' X, I am going to ''patent'' it!"

I have a whole bunch of {{Catch Phrase}}s that I use every day. {{Deconstructed}} somewhat - I use them because I am a horrible aversion of RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic, and having a short phrase at hand is much better than stumbling over my meaning for ten goddamn minutes. Would you like a hug?

This Troper has "That's '''''RACIST!'''''" as his catchphrase - generally applied to things that, in context, are not even remotely racist.

For this troper it's "I knew it"(in a monotone)"IDIOTS!" and "Keeev!"

This Troper says "Goddammit!" and has the rest of her classmates saying that because of her.

He only uses it online, but this troper has "Also, X", with "porn" being the most common X.

He also has "I can't, my hands are full" when asked to do something (usually by parents) while holding pathetically small objects (for example a teacup and a teaspoon).

This Troper has

sarcastically "Joyous"

"Well you see, when a man and a woman..." In answer to any question.

"Whisket Tango Foxtrot" replaces WTF

This Troper has a few.

"Shit, what?", said upon remembering that I forgot something.

"Wassup, bitches?/ Yo, dawg.", used as a universal greeting.

*Guttural throat noise* , any time, anywhere.

"Why not?", in response to my motives being questioned. Often repeated several times, especially with something more ridiculous than usual.

This Troper has "I have no idea what I'm doing," after a particular moment of {{Cloudcuckoolander}}ness, and variations on "I'm {{shipping}} X with Y," used as a joke, where XY is a CrackPairing.

This troper uses "Ya/You Know" a lot. Also he tends to use "Or Something Like that" What he finishes talking. No Idea why.

"That was seemingly random." And when he's called a nerd, " Yes, Yes I am. Deal with it."

This troper has a few. "Happy hot dogs!" "It's called being facetious." "That'll be my thing to do today, then." "Fantastic!" And her favorite: * slow claps* "Fucking incredible."

This Troper's name last name is Steele, three Es, not in a row.

He also sometimes argues about with his friend about which of them can claim "Its funny because X" as their catchphrase.

He's also recently added "Totes X, You Guys" instead of the word Totally.

My old math teacher had three catch phrase, which everyone, even those who didn't have her class knew them. they were, "get up, push in your seats, have a great rest of the day ", "spit out your gum please" and her most famous "eh, park it!"

This troper has a few. "Indeed." for pretty much everything I agree with, and "I figured that" and "We know" for what I don't. I also have "Cause that makes perfect sense!" whenever something doesn't make sense.

This troper has a few:

In response to something embarrassing or annoying: "Oh ''god''."

After a person nearby chokes, coughs, sneezes, or trips: "Hey. ''Don't''. ''Die''."

If anyone uses this, this troper replies, annoyed, "I'm not gonna die, jeez!"

After This Troper chokes, coughs, sneezes or trips: "I'm almost ''died''!"

Also used as an exaggeration. "That party was so boring that I almost ''died''."

This troper gradually developed the CatchPhrase "Ótimo, esplêndido, magnífico!" ("Great, splendid, magnificent!" - in an enthusiastic crescendo) for an RPG character. It contaminated his own speech. God, I'm a nerd. Also? "Holy Shiatsu!" - Spoken in English (and, well, Japanese), when I, a Brazilian, express admiration...

This Troper has "Well that's just prime". The problem is, my semi-GenreSavvy friend is also a Transformers fan, and unfortunatly can't take him seriously.

This Troper has "_____ does not work that way!" and "ish-ness". When being sarcastic, "goody goody gum-drops", "loooovely", and "charming". I also tend to say "I learned it from [insert nerdy media here]!" after spouting some incredibly nerdy bit of trivia. "I learned it from TV Tropes!" comes up often, of course.

This troper's history teacher is ''loaded'' with {{Catch Phrase}}s. Some highlights:

"I got a lot of that... what do they call it..." *class answers* "...rage." Still haven't figured out what calls for use of this CatchPhrase, but it's quite funny.

"I will crush you into a fine powder."

"Let's brutally criticize what *student's name* wrote."

"Schmitty!" (done in a high, squealy voice)

"Everything was just ducky, right?"

"And there was a big... fisticuffs... melee... bruhaha." (the frequency with which this is used is actually kinda surprising.)

This troper has several, the most common of them being "Crudmuffins!" when frustrated and "Do not eat... is no good for you." when describing anything and everything. His friends have a few of their own, most notably "Jump off a cliff" said overly cheerfully.

When This Troper goes into "Snarky Mode", expect to either hear "Sounds like a personal problem to me." or "No, just no. Because no." many, ''many'' times. When I encounter something over-the-top, I scream "Narmalade!". Several of my recent unusual euphemisms could also be considered catch phrases.

Elvis has left the building.

I've got these:

"Well, damn this." (Used to express exasperation over something that I've been working on.)

"Well, damn you." (Used to express annoyance or mild anger towards a JerkAss.)

"Advance happy birthday for (time period). Now I'm the first to greet you." (Both for people whose birthdays I remember and the ones I forget.)

"Secreeeet." (When asked a question I don't know the answer to, or at least which I'm too lazy to answer.)

"HAHA, HAHAHA... ''what''." (Basically, sarcastic laughter followed by a FlatWhat.)

"That would be epic." or "That would've been epic." (May be used in either SincerityMode or SarcasmMode.)

"Are you complaining?" or "You don't want it?" (Said snarkily henever someone voices puzzlement over something obviously favorable.)

"Calm down! No one's downstairs to catch your heart if it falls out!" (Said to calm down anyone who becomes unreasonably panicky.)

"... which is a trope, by the way." (Whenever I refer to a trope in explaining an event.)

"If something bad happens to you, I'm gonna kill you." (Said to whoever's going off on a long or far trip.)

"So, what does this say about (person/place/thing/whatever)?" (A remark made upon a weird or hilarious observation.)

Mine has unfortunately turned out to be "I was joking" as I speak fluent sarcasm which often passes right over people's heads. Also "physics says no" at feats of acrobatics or otherwise unbelievable occurences. A particular favorite is "Awww, Sad Cube," which is a result of a drunken session of DS pictochat with my nieces.

This Troper has a few...relatively mundane ones:

Whenever she's unsure of something she's describing or explaining: "...or something."

Whenever someone says something off-topic to her argument: "That's beside the point!"

Whenever she sees something stupid or annoying: "Oh, goddess..."

Whenever someone asks, "Where's X?": "Dead."

Whenever she's excited, shocked, or fangirlish: "Kyaaaah!"

When she has no idea how to respond: "...What."

This Troper doesn't have any catch phrases, but his family members do.

Great-grandmother: Well, that's just nice.

Mother and her friends: How funny.

Father: Don't break my damn tile! (We got new tile in our house and my dad was obsessed with it, so eventually me and my brother started making fun of him and it grew to memetic status.)

Whenever this troper pulls something out of a bag, no matter what it is, he usually says "An Onion!". Particularly because of this video.

This troper is a catch phrase landmine.

"No. Just...no."

"What. No."

"Well, fuck that then."

"Yes. And?" (Usually in response to 'you're gay' or some variation.)

"No. That's stupid. You're stupid."

"Oh fuckberries."

"What's your point?" (When I think someone is being specially stupid or long-winded.)

Trailing off before finishing a sentence with an obvious conclusion.

*raised eyebrow* "Okay!" (Always dismissive, generally when people won't shut up and I don't care.)

"Oh ''hell'' yes."

He also litters his speech with quotes from anything he's seen recently, regardless of its age.

This troper tends to change catchphrases on a more or less yearly basis, but heavy use of the word 'featherbrained' has remained a constant. (describing both myself and other things). You see that on this very wiki, it's probably me.

Beta Maxis AGAIN. Back when I first got braces, I couldn't speak right (I could still sing thank God, I was the Choir teacher's pet) So when I'd go in to my first part time job, I had to say "Hey yo," instead of "Hello." Guess what they started greeting me with...

When doing chores, my mom thanked me. I said "Any time." "ANY time?" "I said ANY time, not EVERY time." I liked it so much I used it until she started abusing the line herself.

She also says "Ri-donk-ulous."

When any member of our family is asked a question to which the answer is obviously "YES!!!" we'll ask back "Is a pig's ass pork?"

For some bizarre reason, I started using the phrase "Yeah...it's like that" out of nowhere one day. I really have no idea where it came from. Usually it's the way I end a particularly strange story or tangent. Oh, and my friend has apparently started saying it now.

Ooh, almost forgot. If particularly annoyed with something, I'll either mutter "fuckbunnies" (yeah, I don't know either) or some variation of "fuck me with a _____". Recently this led to a very awkward yet hilarious moment went I said it during a group lab. If I remember correctly, the word I used to fill the blank was "rake."

As of recent: ____ ____ ____ FUCKING _____"

This troper has quite a few, some inherited from his father, who's also repetitive (such as refusing an offer with "I'm not wearing boots" - as in football boots), among them "...but that's a detail" and "that doesn't matter".

Any time and I mean any time this troper makes any mistake big or small ellicits this response: "Oh Bugger" including on live NATIONAL RADIO.

This troper has developed at least two, with a third possibly on the way:

"I'm ''not'' optimistic." Said whenever I learn something less than promising about a movie in pre-production, or often when reading upcoming developments on my favourite tv shows.

"I should ''not'' know that." Similar in effect to OrSoIHeard, I always say this after mentioning information about something that as a 20-year-old male, I have no business be familiar with. The first time I can remember using it was when a friend in the room was trying to remember the name of the author of ''ThePrincessDiaries'' series. I answered "Meg Cabot," then, in mock shame, said the above sentence. In this case, I really shouldn't have known that, never having read the books and only seeing the first movie out of boredom.

Most recently, I've been overusing the expression, "Oh, ''sweet!''." I first noticed this when I used it twice in quick succession: once when realising a ''PinkyAndTheBrain'' repeat had just started on TV, and a second time three seconds later when I realised it was the episode "Pinky and the Brain and Larry".

I've got a few myself.

"Oh God Dammit" mostly used when my friends suggest something idiotic.

"NO Way this can end well." usually when said friends are about to DO something chaotic.

"It's all good."

"GOD humanity pisses me off." Not my true feelings, I just say it when it's too quiet around my friends.

"YOU are the reason I lose faith in man kind."

This troper's catch phrases:

Where's an X when I need one?

I feel all... girly. (This troper is a WrenchWench)

Not what I meant when I said X, but okay.

Hey, if ''anyone'' is going to be X, it's gonna be ''ME''!

Wait, what?

Grrness (It's my word)

Okay, have fun! (Usually when my friends are about to do something stupid)

Do I ''HAVE'' to?

Okay then. (Usually when somebody says something... disturbing.

I know you must be saying something important, but all I hear is BlahBlahBlah.

Ooh. I got an idea. (Usually to everybody around me's dismay)

Yeah, BRENT.

I did not see that coming.

This Troper has a few:

When asked to do something: "That's what I'm here for", with fake cheerfulness.

When given a fact I care nothing sabout: "If you say so", in a bored manner.

When describing epic things/people/acts: "X is made of awesome and win!" or "X is made of puppies and win!"

On the other end of the spectrum: "Made of dead puppies and Fail.", when describing something I don't like, such as Disney.

Last, but not least: "What what in the what what in the what what?", said in a rythmical way, when puzzled by a statement. Comes from an tv commercial for The Simpsons.

For this troper:

"Now what?" - When everything's done and nothing's left to do but wait.

"I haven't got anything better to do." "Just for the hell of it." "Just to see what happens." - And variations of all three. The three standard reasons why I do things.

"Still got the touch." - Typical victory phrase.

"Oh, bloody ''hell''." - Multipurpose phrase. One size fits all...

This troper also has a few. The msot notable ones include:

"Something's not right there."

"Cor blimey!" (in a decidedly stereotypical Cockney accent)

"'Ere now, that's jus' rum" (in the same accent)

"Dad gone it!", which sometimes has a "baby" attached to the end, ala Smooth Criminal

I've been known to use "I didn't do it!" immediately after either an accident, something I made happen, or something I watched someone else make happen.

Also, after something funny: #QUOTE#'''Me:''' (short laughing fit, deep breath in, point finger) That is funny.

And "My God, I'm such a geek."

And "Sure, let's go with that."

And "Jiminy Cricket!"

This troper and those around him have countless. Below are the ones that have been lampshaded.

"Indeed".

My best friend frequently uses the phrase "in terms of" when attempting to elaborate on a statement.

Every day when my mom comes home, I ask her "How was your day?" She always replys "It sucked."

This troper recently got the catchphrase "I'm not Kira"

This troper will often sarcastically declare, when witnessing blatantly irregular behavior (especially on tv), "Because ''that's'' X/not X", e.g. "Because ''that's'' logical" or "Because ''that's'' not creepy".

This troper has some... Curious ones. "'''FORK!'''", "We are all secretly ferrets", and "Stop [Insert Act here] or I'll cut off your legs and donate them to charity".

This troper has a few. "Egads" [in a DeadpanSnarker tone], "Ignoring that...", "Yeeaah, sure", "Indeed", "Sad Face!"

"Dammit Dave!" - used by him and his friends to shout at the camera guy in video games

I once had an economics professor who would regularly punctuate his points during lectures by saying, "Shocking." He claimed it was a reference to a particular James Bond scene.

This troper has a few:

I wanna take it home!

Cool beans.

Everyone loves (insert noun here). Well, except for the people who don't.

When someone else is CaptainObvious, "Yes, it is/was." Without a trace of irony.

This troper has a long list of catch phrases that he is planning to copyright someday.

When about to do something awesome, "Shazam!"

Also stating that "Shazam is the best word ever, man. It's just... Shazam! It makes ya wanna punch something in the face!"

"Sarcastic applause, GO!"

"C'mon, call me Jacob. Watch what happens."

Upon encountering something extremely strange "There's only one thing that can be thought right now. WHYYYYY!?"

This troper has a habit of randomly, in the middle of a sent-PAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAKE

He also might say CAASTRAAATE or POOOORNOOOOO

When interrupting a joke, "JOKE ABORTION SUCCESSFUL!"

"Do I need to castrate you? Because I will castrate you."

If saying that to a girl, it becomes "Do I need to castra-oh."

My catchphrases are, "OH NOES!", "This is bad. This is very, very, bad!", "SUGOI!!!!!!", "Yeah, whatever.", "Snap me down!", "Mommy yes!" "Holy fruits!", "Oh, great.", "The dumb one said something smart? IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!".

This troper has "...for a sufficiently loose definition of X," "everyone likes X... except the people who don't," "ooh, shiny..." and "ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill."

This troper always instinctively answers the question "How are you?" with "Fine, thanks" even if she isn't. She also always leaves the house with a "Ciao!" every morning, which she admittably took from Dimentio in VideoGame/{{Super Paper Mario}}.

This troper tends to utter a simple what at situations he doesn't understand, situations that confuse him or that are new to him. These whats can range from a FlatWhat to a multitude of Whats that vary in volume and tone. It amuses his fellow Series/DoctorWho fans greatly.

Other catchphrases include the Dutch version of "And now THAT's a awesome idea.", "Whoo!" (that goes hand in hand with a weird pose or expression of joy), "As if!", "Brilliant!" and "Awesome!".

This Troper: ''"Alamin mo!"'' ''(Go find for yourself!)'', especially when irritated by "silly" questions. Also, ''"Umutot ako!"'' ''(I farted!)'', pretty obvious from there.

This troper uses: "Ha HA! *Insert relevant innuendo here* " "Hamana hamana..." (When spotting an appropriately proportioned female) "Oh ho ho..." (When someone's in trouble OR if This Troper has spotted yet another appropriately proportioned female, with an appropriate Sexual Predator tone)

This troper was bullied a lot, so he tends to say, " I hate you guys so much right now." in a really deadpan voice. He also says, " That was seemingly random." when something weird happens, but not nearly as much. This troper's friend has one. Whenever someone asks why someone would do something questionable or something that would be considered stupid, he replies with "Because they're DUMB"

I tend to say "Hey, you monkey/human!" to others in order to catch their attention. Also, "Heavens!", "What the head of God (was that)?", "These people...", "Interesting.", and "Disgusting.". For a while, I also used "Holy dog-string!".

I have a few shiny shiiiny! and Do I care? No.

This troper has some for when she can't think of a word, or does something incredibly stupid -- "Brain... no worky..." "Brain death." "The thing! The thing with the stuff with the yeah...". Also, I say "Schweebies" instead of "Sweet".

@/SabreJustice: I feel older every time I say "I haven't heard that song since TheNineties!"

This troper's catch phrase seems to be "Ow, my throat!" ...She wishes she had a different catch phrase.

Oh, look, she does have a new one. It's, "Y'know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that [person] was [incredibly obvious thing person was doing]

This troper says "..What." and "I'm a genius!" far too often.

This Troper also has some, including...

"Hau-auauauau!" (From ''before'' she ever saw the anime/read the manga...)

"Frell, dren, yotz, and hezmana!

Also, any of the above on their own, and: "What... the ''frell''...!?"

...and "Are you frelling farbot!?"

"This is news?"

And, her distinguishing catch-"phrase" in school: "FIE!"

This troper has two. "What just happened?" and "Kamehameha!" I'm still trying to develop "FU-SION-HA!" into one.

This troper has one: "If X happens, I'mma call shenanigans."

This troper's catcvhphrase is "X is mad! As a hatter! Who's been at the mercury!"

This troper has quite a few catchphrases. Some of them include:

When talking about a word that has an even number of syllables or a phrase containing an even number of words--for example, TV Tropes, I will say, "TV Tropes: It's equal parts TV and Tropes."

FlatWhat after something even slightly idiotic has been said.

Addressing people as any combination of two of the following: Dude, bro, face, dawg, home.

When confronted with a question which he does not know the answer to, regardless of the subject, I guess the chain rule. This can get a little ridiculous, as this conversation, which happened fairly recently, shows. "Troper, when was the War Powers Act passed?" "I dunno, Nineteen Seventy-chain rule?"

Mine are:

Jackass

Allons-y!

*lyrics to Goseiger OP* , you'd be surprised how much this comes up.

Yeah/I see/K

I'm insane

?/...

...or something/I think etc, you get where I'm going

You know what I mean!

*faces palms* Bloody hell.

Briliant

This Troper's catchphrases change on a regular basis, variying from: "Indeed.", "Hey kids.", "Morning." and most recently "Hello ladies ~". Which her friends just accept as normality, but other students in the Troper's school ... don't.

This troper's primary catchphrases are "'Ello?", a heavily sarcastic "...''Lovely''," ending rambling sentences with "So... yeah," and "buggeration" (or "buggerbuggerbugger," depending on her mood). She picked up "Shiny!" a while back too.

This troper: "Define [something]".

This troper, who is "me" from now on, uses a lot. Shall I make a list? Loquaciousness}} Magnificent.

"And a half!" (for emphasis)

"Yummy" (things that are disgusting)

"Lolwhut?" (fairly obvious)

Swears go along the lines of "Fffffffff - ", "Christ on a *insert random item here* " "Son of a lemon!", and "Fudgenuggets!" (or some variant of that, like "fried fudgenuggets on a stick!")

This troper what presented with a bad situation will respond with "X huh this can only end well". and when arguing over which of a thing is better I always start with "X is the far superior form of subject mater"

This troper has a habit of saying, "Lets get crackin'!" before starting a task (typically a watersport related task, as he is keen on sailing). He deliberately pronounces it, "Lets get krakken!" in watersport tasks, purely for fun (and for the obvious connection to the sea). Similarly, I tend to respond to something horrible/unpleasant/not funny with a sarcastic "Charming"/"Lovely"/"Ha. Ha. Haaa." I'm also tend to deliberately say something less than cheerful and, after receiving the (usually not cheerful) response back, going (in a bright and cheery voice) "Great!"

This Troper had the "Duck Mania - :V" on Internet, and "I can solve it.Give me ten minutes." That is her way for finishing homework at the last minute.Oh, and Nipah~, poor, poor *name* ,especially made for her friend Zero.He is ''not'' amused.

This troper, being somewhat of a DeadpanSnarker, will respond to anything ridiculous/stupid/horrible/ugly/generally-not-good that she sees with "Lovely." When she's among a group of other musicians, if she's asked a question, she will most likely respond with "Don't ask me, I'm just the pianist!" as a result of former experiences with people who think that the person with the keyboard has all the answers.

This troper has come to the conclusion that his CatchPhrase is "I've said it before, I'll say it again."

This Troper's is mumbling "shiet"

This troper's is probably "That is surely madness".

This troper: "Indubitably" and "Fuck!"

this troper:

Yes, yes I am/do/know

It make's sense to me (when i realize that i am not making sense)

Thank you for shopping "troper" mart

This troper has many. "drat", "time constraints", "huzzah", "x-cake for everyone!"(usually followed with the aforementioned huzzah), "hey guys", "Step 1:", and many others whizh I cannot remember.

When I first used the name Tropers/Chihuahua0 on the Internet (on {{Roblox}}), I usually ended all of my sentences with the word, "Yip!". I grew out of it. But my real-life catchphrase is, "I don't know,"

This troper's physics teacher, to the point where several of his students, myself included, also use it: "Work is work is work is work."

Also, when trying to make a point about something not physics related, "Let's be very clear about this..."

And, when talking about something very small, "Hold your fingers up to the light, so you can just see the light. Divide that by X." Later in the year he left off the "so you can just see the light" part. Whenever his students reference it, they just say "hold your fingers up to he light..."

Upon viewing the wares of a bot in an MMO named Bernkastel, I remarked to some friends that her wares were, "Useless. It's all useless." And no one got the joke.

Thanks to a bowtie and fez wearing alien, this troper's new catchpraze is X's are cool

"I'm not an interesting person really."

This troper personally loves the word "Boo-yah", which I use often, but sparingly and appropriately. And it has to be exactly that. None of that "boo-yeah!" crap. I also like to say "Indeed." pretty often. And, when I'm countering something someone else has said, I like to use "Psh."

This troper has You Know You Want Me Baby as a catchphrase, endorsed by that Crow, Bill Corbett himself!

This troper says "I see no way that could go horribly wrong" whenever he sees or hears about a situation where something can, in fact, go horribly wrong. He's also fond of using "It is entirely possible...", as in "It is entirely possible that I have too much homework tonight" or "It is entirely possible that he's getting a little too into that game." He also uses "assballs", which he shamelessly lifted from QC

I'm almost certain that I have several I barely even notice I use. One of the only ones I'm fully aware of is "Don't tempt Fate! She has no willpower!". My friends seem to end up TemptingFate pretty often, and that's my standard response. Variations of the line (such as "We've gone over this - Fate has no willpower, so stop tempting her!", among others...) may apply depending on my mood and how often people have been disregarding that bit of free advice lately.

That is SO fetch

Whenever she is told a story that involves someone being especially oblivious, forgetful or stupid, this troper's standard response is to say "that's almost impressive..." in a thoughtful tone of voice, before the topic is inevitably dropped. Lately, an awkward pause in a conversation, followed by "I was about to ask -insert inquiry here- but then I decided I really don't want to know the answer," has become increasingly common. Also, 'frikking' is as close as I get to using profanity. There are probably others that I just don't realize.

{{@/Tidal_Wave_17}} has a few.

"Murfs!" When exurting energy.

"D'aw!" When seeing or hearing something adorable.

"I really don't know." When someone asks me what I think about anything.

Let me tell you a story...

You are a sick and confusing little person...

Tropers/CommandoDude will remark during hot weather - "It's like stepping into an ''oven''!"

This troper and two of her friends have quite a few phrases that show up in our conversations nearly every day, such as:

"Is funny, because it's true!" (first friend, in a weird accent)

"WHAAAAT?" (second friend, in a REALLY high voice)

"NO!" (first friend, stolen by second friend, in a weird, low accent)

"Oh dear." (that one's mine. I usually say it after one or more of the above are used.)

This Troper has taken up a habit of saying "Unyu~", and, when she feels she's screwed up on something non-academic, "Don't tell Bitsy!" (A friend who I have a great respect for because she's helping me be less of a DitzyGenius).

This troper, when asked, "Are you having fun yet?": "Any more fun and it'd be illegal."

Also(same troper), "Who in the what now?"

And "Ding dong, it's definitely not Avon calling..."(whenever she or someone else does something less than intelligent)

This Troper: When frustrated, "Crapping crapping crappy crappy crap!" Adopted from EddsWorld, "Holy X on a(n) Y!" When hearing anything about JustinBieber, "IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO CRAZY ASS MUSIC, I WOULD'VE LISTENED TO NOTHING BUT ANIME FOR THE PAST X WEEKS!"

This troper has several. "'Zat so?", "That makes less than no sense!" and "Sucks to be you."

Not sure if it's an actual catchphrase, but this troper (Marlee Cross) will sometimes answer questions with 'Indeed', or 'That is indeed X'.

This Troper uses many, including but not limited to:

Baka ga mita (I see an idiot) to 90% of her friends.

"Holy motherfucking flying cows!"

"Holy crap on a cracker."

"Just joking."

"Yes, I love you too." *Cue creepy smile and half-lidded eyes* (Says it when a friend states 'I hate you')

And "Can I kill you?" (When repiled with no,) "Why?" (friend replies) "Well not that i care."

This Tropette is quite partial to the following:

By Reaver's pimp cane!

Not now, too busy kicking ass! (When playing a video game)

You're aas insane as a kangaroo wearing a top hat.

Better get some sunblock, because you're about to get burned.

This troper loves to say "Oh my!" I have found that it works for any situation, depending on how you say it. Yes, ANY situation.

This troper and friends used to say "FFL" or "Fully F-kin Legal" while breaking a traffic law. When no cops are around, it is.

Adele Potter has:

"Are you out of your freakin' mind?!"

"Brilliant."

"Hamster jelly."

"PULL! YOURSELF! TOGETHER!"

SNAZZY! ''(variations, such as snazztastic and snazztastical have occurred)''

"Why are you playing banjo music? I mean, it's the ''banjo''. '''NOBODY''' LIKES THE BANJO!"

Tropers/{{Kathadrion}} has:

Not okay!

Shit and scheiße!

Thank you! (When someone insults me.)

It wasn't me! (When dropping/breaking something)

I can do that too./It was me who taught him to do that. (When someone on TV pulls an amazing stunt.)

Tropers/{{Outsyder0486}}: "Ye gods!"

This troper has five (well, four and one variation of the second):

"Every one a Maserati!" (lifted from an old MontyPython sketch; when I think one of my jokes is particularly funny)

"Holy jumping Jesus fish!" or "Sweet Sonny Jesus on a pogo stick!"

"I'm going to hell for [whatever awful thing I just said or did]."

"And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Tropers/TwilightLord can contribute:

No way, no way, no way! (Usually just said randomly, it's not actually to express disbelief or disagreement with anything)

...the X that I totally didn't Y. (Used when I did something I wasn't supposed to, for example, "Where did I put that game that I totally didn't buy today?")

I can't believe it! How about it? (Used when discovering something really awesome)

Ahh, hi Death. (When playing a game and encountering a particularly difficult enemy or boss)

Let's playtime! (Means "Let's play some video games", used as a parody of GratuitousEnglish)

Because I'm stupid. (Used as a standalone sentence, not as a response to anything, mainly when I do something not smart)

I did. (Or "Me." When someone asks a trivia question like "Who painted the Mona Lisa?" and I don't know the answer. Sometimes followed by "And anyone who says otherwise is lying.")

And the answer is yes[=/=]no. (Used after asking a rhetorical question.)

Thanks for that. (When someone else makes an IncrediblyLamePun.)

Thanks for telling me that. (Means "Too much information".)

If you like. (Means "Not at all, but you can think that if you want to" or something.)

Sure, let's go with that. (When someone else gives a reason for me doing something that sounds good but is totally the opposite of my actual reason.)

Using "who" instead of "what" (For instance "I'm going to get into this Hind now." "Into the who?")

Who did what in the [place name mentioned]?

Is that what you're going with? (When someone online makes a grammar or spelling fail.)

Is that what they're calling it now? (When someone says something that either I'm not familiar with or that sounds like a euphemism.)

...on your planet. (When something is called different in America than it is in the UK (which is where I live). For example, "I think they call biscuits 'cookies' on your planet.")

Referring to myself as "you" when talking to myself, such as (when seeing a game I want) "You never thought it'd be so expensive, did you?"

Whenever I acquire something new (like a game), I tend to hold it high above my head while singing the Zelda "Item Get!" tune. Similarly, if I find something that's been lost for a while, I do the same thing but with the FinalFantasy victory tune instead. I also do that if I complete a task sometimes.

You need to get out less. (When someone doesn't get a meme or reference to a popular anime or video game.)

Glitchipedia has the following:

*high falsetto note* (when exasperated)

"Mamma mia, pizzeria, So-ma-li-a, head of Chia!" (confusion, exasperation or boredom)

"I wish I had a brain." (when feeling stupid)

May occasionally add "on a stick." This is sometimes followed by "with a mustache", and finally, "and two bits."

"I'm working on it!" or "I'll get to it!" (when being pestered to do something)

"I'm a little busy." or "I'm kinda stuck at the moment." (when in the middle of a time-sensitive task)

My mother may occasionally respond to this with one of her own catchphrases, "I don't like that." or "That's not acceptable." or some variation thereof.

"Shoot!", "Dang it!" or "Come on!" (when I miss a note while singing or playing an instrument)

May be followed by "Obey me!"

"....in WIDESCREEN!" (non sequitur attachment to the end of a random sentence)

This troper has several:

Dear Lord/God!!

Ah, well.

Okeeday! (Yeah, I like Star Wars. Yeah, I like Jar Jar. Deal with it.)

It was a (jar/bucket/box/crate/some kind of container) full of funsies...

Words don't like me. (considering I'm a user of Buffy Speak, I'm pretty bad with words.]]

Oi!

X is always Y. Well, except when it isn't.

A WILD X APPEARED!

This troper has many including Using the word thus I dont even know what im saying(after rambling) I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT(because of his crackhead apperance) I dont take orders(when being told what to do) You have fun with that(when told what someone will be doing)

This troper has switched catchphrases MANY times throughout the years, getting the occasional LampshadeHanging on various ones, but since I've discovered TvTropes, I've gotten these two in particular:

"ThisIsGonnaSuck..." (selfexplanatory more or less, I say it when I realize something is gonna suck)

"X... TROPE!" (X is a name for a trope that fits the current situation) Mars Adept Enten can add some examples: [X], you drajl! - When I'm exasperated Sheilven! - Another exasperated phrase; got this one and the above from the Inheritance Cycle Booyah! - When I express how awesome something is [mildly annoyed tone] I know! - When someone bugs me about something frequently [clears throat] - Trying to get people's attention. If it doesn't work, more *ahem*s will be added. [silly tone] And it exploded! - When something, well, explodes Teenlyokofan7777 has a few (though some are from Scooby Doo): Jeepers Crap Jeesh Darn it I don't care (insert something here), as long as (insert a manner-polite thing here)

Example: I don't care if we have to wait, just as long as we're patient.

Tropers/{{WhoTheWhatNow}}: says...

You did what.

Je ne comprends pas!

No me gusta!/Je n'aime pas!

Allons-y!

You're a lying liar and you're lying!

That's nice. Let me know when I care.

I do not trust this/these/that X.

I may be a bitch, but I'm not yours.

You just got dominated by a girl!

Bow chicka bow-wow!

Ooh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.

NOT LOGICAL! - typically when the computer crashes

FUCK YOU, SHEDINJA.

Oh dear GOD!

DON'T TOUCH ME! I WILL SUE!

You have just ensured your own death.

D'awww...

Tropers/{{Zadia}} has a few, but the one that comes to mind that she's been using a lot is 'Contrary to popular opinion, [Name], I am not a fuckwit.'

This troper is particularly fond of "Congratulations" (used sarcastically) "Impressive" (used sarcastically) and "My brain broke"

This Troper's catchphrases:

"Oh. my. frickin'. GODDD!!"

"SORRY! I'm SO SORRY! (about a million times a day...)

"Nya?"

"Okayyyy...."

"I do not care."

Deficit Ooh Shiny}} OOH LOOK AT THAT- WAIT, THERE'S A _______!

You Know what I mean, right? :3

Goddammit!

(to my sister) Shush, Child!

Tropers/{{tandra88}}'s are below:

Disappointment.

"That's what she/he said."

"Hello bitches!"

SQUEEEEEE!

"Whhhhhhhhhhhy?"

"Oh hell yes/no!"

"Bloody hell!"

Also, I often exclaim what I'm doing, while I'm doing it.

"Haha...no."

(When somebody says 8000, 9000, or above) "IT'S OVER 9000!!"

Kthx.

Goddamnit! Goshdamnit! Gosh darnit to heck and back!

Tropers/{{SayuriYamada}}'s:

You've GOT to be kidding me!!

KAWAII!!!!!!

a super high pitched AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

and most recently:

a quiet DAMMIT

It's interesting to note that I say all of this in English despite living in Mexico.

This troper has a few.

Yeah, bitches!

Neh! (Really, it's shared with my friend and I.)

Oh shizz.

I would, like, MARRY X if I could! (In response to seeing/discussing/etc. something that I think is awesome.)

Mine are as follows:

"Oh snap!" In replace of an OhCrap.

"Oh God, the owl." When recording commentary for my Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Let's Play and Kaepora Gaebora appears.

"I'm bored/tired of this conversation. Let's talk about popcorn." Usually on forums, either when the topic is getting completely derailed or I'm involved in a discussion that there is no way I could win.

"snorelolz" When playing Minecraft and I go to sleep in a bed. My best friend simply says "zzzzz" and his sister sometimes says "snoredragon", copying me.

"You remind me of a kiwi." Whenever someone is doing something weird. If they ask why, I simply shrug. If they ask what kind of kiwi I mean (bird or fruit), I randomly say "Neither. The box kind." This causes confusion.

"SON OF A ---" Whenever I hurt myself badly, i.e. slam the door on my thumb.

"Oh, for the love of Notch!" When playing Minecraft and I get annoyed with the people I'm playing with.

"Less than an hour." For a brief period only, whenever someone asked me how long until class was over (I was the only one with a watch and all the wall clocks were never accurate). "Less than sixty" if they asked how many minutes. Yes, our classes were always an hour long, so I was just being a DeadpanSnarker. I stopped after a while because people were getting annoyed.

"I. EAT. YOUR. PANCAKES!" More of an in-joke between me and one of my friends. I will say this to him at random times and he will usually go along with it, saying things like "No, not my pancakes!" or "Would you settle for a waffle?"

"NOT QUITE MY GOOD MAN!" This one is actually my brother's. When I say I'm done something and he realizes I'm not, he'll shout this out. If I really want to leave, I will reply with "I hate you."

This troper has his selection.

"Fucks sake" The "for" got lost somewhere.

"I'm going to... *trails off* *points* *walks away*" Usually when things get awkward, or minimum caffeine intake has not been reached.

"Piece of shit!" Usually when dealing with a stubborn bit of technology, usually a color wheeling 10 year old mac courtesy of a cheap ass school district.

"More or less" Affixed to sentences where it really isn't necessary.

"NONSENSE!"

"That was necessary." Usually after jumping to catch something that could have easily been caught without leaving the ground.

"Oh this is ridiculous..." Said in varying tones depending on the situation.

"So it is" When someone points out the obvious.

For me, my phrases are usually whispered to myself but sometimes out loud:

"Jesus H. Christ!"

"I'm ''can-'''tank'''-er-ous!''"

"Over 9000" as an intensifier.

"How anachronistic." (Describes something nonsensical. Justified with my rather anachronistic dreams.)

"The hell?" (Or anything having to do with hell)

"Shitballs." (This CatchPhrase is dying from me)

"Gracias, capitán obvio."

"¿Qué hay[a] aquí?" Variant is "Onde está?"

"Dammit dammit dammit."

"This should go to TVTropes...err...how about TroperTales!"

"I don't give a damn because it ain't worth a damn."

"Who gives a shit about it anyway?"

"You better get your ass/arse outta/over here!"

"Fark." (My version is pronounced rhotically)

"A bag of shit!"

"Lima alpha zulu yankee." 50c to whoever knows what it means.

"What the shit?" (Why not WTF? Because "shit" fits more than "fuck")

(When something goes wrong or I have to wait a long time) "That's the money I could've been saving with Geico!"

"Adiós, ¡hasta [inserta lugar aquí]!"

(To friends) "Are you rated H for Hungry?" Friend would respond with "No, but I'm rated T for tired." Could be applied to any predicate adjective.

"This [noun] is too damn [adjective]."

"Scheiße!"

Said troper's catchphrases from acquaintances:

"Split-levelled" and variants (From a cousin when he was a toddler; chose it for phonetic value; how that stuck was rather surprising as I wasn't there)

"It's rather sucky." (A friend; he tried to "trademark it" but the phrase decayed)

"Oi!" (Another friend)

"I'm gonna defenestrate you!" (Another friend)

I, Ascii, have a habit of saying "God freaking Hell" when surprised. Also "If it's so..." as a reply to any request, to the point it became a minimeme. Once i start my LP career, "Crap, i wasn't prepared for this" and "Get the heck outta there", which are normally used rarely, may also become such.

My CatchPhrase is "WHAAAT?!" and also, "That doesn't make any ''sense!''. To my eternal rage, my brother's is "Yo' FACE!" for no adequate reason. He uses it when I ask him something.

Actually (same troper here) I hate all THREE of his CatchPhrases. He also uses "Maaaybe." when I ask him a yes-or-no question. He also uses Hmm, is that right?" when I make a statement. I've started using the Hammer for it.

This troper often says goodbye as "Don't take any wooden igloos!" (It's from a BugsBunny cartoon, where Bugs escorts a lost penguin to the South Pole.) ("South Pole?! Oooooh, I'm dyyyyyyyin'!")

Me and a few of my friends each have one or two.

Me:

"PUNCH IN THE FACE!!", or, when alone and watching anime, "FUCK YEAH (character)!!!"

Best Friend:

"Seriously?" Or "Dude!" Or any combination of the two.

Other friend:

"I'm sexy!" Or "(X) is so sexy."

Another friend:

"Where are my bitches at?" Or "Bitches ahoy!"

This tropette is known for putting Verum et falsum sunt in mente turbata (with no punctuation) on EVERYTHING. I also say Mir! Which is pronounced like "Myhrr." And "Oh for god's..." Not to mention my tourettes-level use of the words "fuck" "dumbass" and "baka."

Alagoria's Catch Phrases are-

"Come on!" when in a fight, usually highlighted by a PrecisionFStrike.

"By The Nine Divines!" when trying not to say god's name in vain, or pretty much any other time when he would normally do so due to playing the game for nearly a month straight, and...

"I'm Hungry" every five to ten minutes.

This tropette has PLENTY. She tends to use a lot of Gratuitous Japanese, being the anime nut she is. Others include...

In response to something particularly odd to her: "What the heeeeeell?"

"Kimi wa jitsuni baka da na." Blame this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQTZC3uNW4

I tend to say "God dammit" when I'm particularly stressed/pissed off.

"Are you SHITTING me?"

"Oh, GOD no." (In response to something she hates. Like Justin Bieber.)

A very loud "EW!" in response to something squicky.

"Eeeee!" ...Or a variant of it in response to something cute.

"Nyeh." (General response to my parents.)

I seem to say "Eh?" a lot as a way of saying "Excuse me?" And no, I am NOT Canadian!

"...I just died inside." ..Severely f*cking up in a statement, resulting in an Accidental Innuendo. -- Come on Charlie! Do a switch flip back to CatchPhrase!

No, do a barrel roll!)

DELETE!