One of This troper's friends from middle school, curses A LOT. One memorable instance of this was once in school, he did this when was randomly cursing. Later that day, I lightly tapped him on the head with a notebook (don't remember why), got detention for that, and told the teacher about his cluster f-bomb and got him in trouble also.

This troper's cousin will launch into this when he fails one too many times in any video games. He could rival the AngryVideoGameNerd for creative uses of the f-bomb. Meanwhile, I just stick to saying "freak you in your freaking face, you freaker."

Somewhere along the line this mild mannered troper adopted the phrase "shitfucktwatwankcockinarse" whenever stressed.

Jinjoman gains a colorful vocabulary when enraged.

This troper has this problem... Lag in {{Freelancer}} does it, mainly because when people lag, damage doesn't register. You can torpedo someone who lags and it won't do a thing.

Oh, yeah, same troper's dad drops the F-bomb at least once a minute. If he drops them in his sleep, he's dropping at least 1440 F-bombs a day.

My computer is so old and slow, it makes my browser freeze for several seconds at a time every minute or so, which frequently results in this.

Ditto for this troper's computer, and she's typed more than a few {{Cluster F Bomb}}s into DOS.

This Troper makes maps for Valve's Source engine, and if something doesn't work right, the space around the computer instantly sounds like a perticularly foul-mouthed lumberjack sawed of his leg.

This Troper can't go 10 minutes in Unreal without the same.

This troper doesn't do it often, but when he's pissed enough it isn't so much a cluster F-bomb as a saturation carpet F-bombing.

Ah yes, This troper+wifi connection disconnecting in an endless cycle=Massive Cluster F Bomb holocaust and usually anything I can break without a high amount of money needed for repairs

This troper has a crappy wireless router which tends to reboot when he's doing anything heavy (such as watching a movie over the WLAN). Cue tons of cluster F-bombs.

@/RadioactiveZombie. It's either a mix of ClusterFBomb and PrecisionFStrike, or just random. "Fuckin'... so... I was, like, at the fuckin' mall the other day..."

This troper feels fucking justified as she learned the word "fuck" from her mother at approximately the age of ten. At age twelve, learned that other English-speakers do not speak this way. At age sixteen, learned that some English speakers are offended by the acronym LMAO and would rather {{bowdlerize}} it to LMHO. At age twenty, finally found a swearword that actually perturbs her mother.

Why don't y'all watch your motherfucking language... FUCK!.. SHIT!.. DAMN IT!.. SHIT!.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-...

After reading this article I realized that a rather foul mouthed co-worker of mine, underling really, can't actually talk without saying "fuck". It's quite surreal. A simple sentence will have at least two instances of the word Fuck, and if he starts in on an anecdote you can bet it'll rise to 4-5 uses per sentence. Just hearing him in the next room all you really get is a staccato volley of Fuck this fucking fucker who fucked something or other.

As an added joy, he also has NoIndoorVoice. My ears hurt!

@/DarkInsanity13: A friend of mine, who claims to not to say the "F" word very often (which is an outright lie), has recently gotten into the F Bomb habit. Of course, I have to follow it up with "You know, I don't think you had enough F bombs in there."

When this troper gets mad or embarrassed, she has an attack of "Tourette's swearing" which involves whispering "fuck" and different derivatives to herself.

This troper went through a phase of this in his early twenties, but he's mostly over that now. He still lets loose every now and then when playing particularly aggravating video games or trying to get past a ScrappyLevel, such as the second AdvancingWallOfDoom level from ''{{Eversion}}''.

This troper's first word as a child was "fuck".

MadeOfWin , sir.

While it wasn't quite this troper's first word, it was one of the first he learned to use repeatedly. Incidentally, I developed a talent for rhyming early in my experiments with words. Thus, one day when I was waiting in a bank line, I began to put the two together. Imagine, if you will, a large queue of people, and a very small child barely able to speak... #QUOTE# Fuck it bucket. Fuck it buuuuucket. FUUUUUUUCK it bucket. fuckitbucketfuckitbucketfuckitbucketfuckitbucket. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT... BUCKET!!! Bucket, fuck it, fuck it, bucket. Mommy! Fuck it, bucket. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiit buuuuuuuuckeeeeet.

That random 'mommy' injected in there made that hilarious.

My father only ever really swore when he was playing video games (at forty-five, but how cool my dad was is another trope) but he made up for it. The phrase, "Jump, you motherfucking bitch-bastard!" is burned into my memory for all time. I hope to pass it on to my own children one day.

Someone probably should have mentioned every twelve-year-old ever by this point.

Not this troper! Her sister, however...

This troper seldom ever swears, but once addressed a group of friends as "ladies and gentlefuckers" when drunk. When reminded of this by an amused friend the following day, I proceeded to explain that "It was only a joke. And actually, it didn't really make sense to say, 'Ladies and gentlefuckers,' because that would imply that all the males present were gentle fuckers, and having never fucked any of them, I have no idea what kind of fuckers they are." My friend's response was a visibly embarrassed plea that I "NeverSayThatAgain." Bless.

A university friend of this troper had a professor who would sometimes curse in class. When a student objected, he walked up to them and said something to the effect of ''Fuck fuck fuck fuck '''FUCK! Deal with it!''' ''

This editor usually swears in a pattern along the lines of "Fucking fuck [=McFuckingtonfucketyfuckerinfuckelson.=]"

This troper has a habit of going into a blind rage of fucks whenever she gets particularly annoyed or angry.

When this troper gets angry, expect "fuck" to be uttered repeatedly.

Da_Nuke is the Mexican version of this trope. Verbi gratia, this line he once uttered at the electronics lab:

''Normal line, English:'' This equalizer ain't working and the CPU is reading only air!

''Normal line, Spanish:'' ¡Este ecualizador no funciona y el micro está leyendo aire!

''Da_Nuke's line, Spanish:'' ¡Este puto ecua verguero no jala y el pinche micro hijo de su chingada madre está leyendo pura verga!

''Da_Nuke's line, English:'' This bitch-ass dicker equalizer ain't workin' and the fucking CPU motherfucker ain't reading fuck!

This troper normally has a pretty clean mouth, but when watching TV, a movie, or playing video games (especially that last one), expect the expletive fireworks to start. Cursing out characters, stupid plots, ''awesome'' plots, or generally expressing my joy/frustration is likely to come with a good portion of "Fuck", "Shit", and "Damn" thrown into the mix.

This troper and his friend have gotten some pretty interesting insults out of randomly putting one with the other. Examples include "You fuckass!" "Yo, fuckcunt" or "fuckface". One of my favorite things to say with friends when I am surprised by something is "Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie" which is usually replied to with "Gladly my lover".

This troper had a friend in the same cricket team who instead of calling "Yes" for a run he would yell "Fuck". If we made 50 or more runs together it made for an interesting game.

This troper actually uses this to quantify difficulty in video games. The more swear words uttered in a certain segment, the more difficult the game. Which makes Shadow Naoto the hardest boss this troper has ever fought.

This troper's friend while playing Mario Kart DS. If passed, or if hit by an item, he'll generally start spewing out "CUNT FUCK NIGGER Fucking Jews"...or something of that variety.

This troper's dad fucks the living fuck out of the "F" word probably every fifth fucking word. Ironically, he is also from Quebec, though he didn't grow up there, where "fuck" and "fucking" (in English) are often used by French-speaking teenagers in place of "like": the same way this troper's father tends to use it.

This Troper has found that the place where she hears the F-Bomb the most is at her school. Her Catholic school. The part that strikes her most amusing is that you can tell who has gone to Catholic school. Whenever they say "Fuck" they will look around to make sure there was no teacher within earshot. This is quite funny when the person is not even at school and does it.

Fucking hell, this fucking troper has fucking days when he fucking drops the fucking fuck bomb every fucking sentence. FUCK!!!

Hey, ''I'' call them fuck bombs, too! I thought I was the only one!

This troper has a hideously bad mouth. Especially when excited or pissed off about something. "Donald you mother fucking whore heal me or I'll rip your dumbass face off!" or while fighting The Fear and The Fury from Mgs3..."JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. What kind of a retarded ass dumb fuck are you?! I CAN SEE YOU BASTARD FUCK!" and "Would you fuckin' just let me fuckin' kill you for fuck sakes? I'm trying to fuckin' beat this stupid ass game and you're fuckin' flamethrowering me like a little BITCH"(for the record I actually really love the game. The bosses piss me off...)

This Troper's current favourite swear is Fuckshitballs. And the current German swear is Schizerkopfenschmerzen. Meaning shitheadaches.

This Troper constantly swears. Constantly. Except at school, in front of teachers. But when I threatened someone to the effect of "You will die with my fucking shoe rammed up your fucking ass!" within earshot of my math teacher, who is exceedingly awesome, well...

A friend had "Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker" as their ringtone. It went off. In the middle of a German exam. Hilarity ensued.

This troper once lived with someone who was actually incapable of constructing a sentence without the word "fuck". It even managed to annoy this troper, who is known for her Glasgow-dialect-influenced gutter mouth (which she blames on her family's lax attitude towards swearing in general).

This troper was prone to using cuss words at his enemies and/or people annoying him through 8th grade and high school. Sometimes even during the class! (He didn't use them on teachers... although he flipped the bird at one constantly)

This troper has never had a water polo coach who didn't throw "fuck" or any other swear word around like it was the word "and." It took her nearly a year to realize that "I don't give a shit where that ball is going, if you hear that damn whistle blow, you better fucking haulass down the pool" had four swear words in it. Anyways, this year our coach seemed to be relatively...mild mannered, until the varsity starters went to a travel tournament. Apparently, all the time at home he was worried we would tell our parents he swore during practice, but felt that, nearly 500 miles away, he was safe from all that. This lead to some ''wonderful'' speeches such as, "look, I don't give a damn who just kicked you in the stomach, you're going to fucking haulass down that pool. It is not so damn hard to fucking leg up, enter the ball, turn your player, and drive to the fucking cage, and it is certainly not hard enough to get the ''fucking'' ball in the ''motherfucking'' cage, all right?" and (said to me, yelled across the pool), "[my name], if you don't start to fucking swim, I'm going to tell the ref to go ahead and fucking roll you, 'kay? I don't give a G-ddamn fucking shit if Number 9 has ripped your suit, kick her fucking stomach," (Though, he did get a yellow card for that) which was quickly follow by, "G-ddamn it, [my name], if I ever fucking see you fucking punch someone in the face I'll fucking bench you, okay? Damnit, that ref is the most fucking retarded man I have ever met, you are lucky you weren't fucking kicked out of this damn tournament."

Many of this troper's angry {{Inner Monologue}}s contain Cluster F-Bombs, although she rarely lets these outbursts escape into her real speeches or typed words.

...Are you a long-lost twin sister of mine?

@/{{Neep}}: I tend to do most of my swearing while bicycling, especially on city streets. Getting cut off by somebody without signaling: "Fucking signal you fuckwit!" Somebody driving erratically or blocking the bike lane: "What the fuck is this fuckass doing?" Being overtaken by a CTA bus: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

I know a girl where every word out of her mouth is a cuss word. Here's an example conversation: #QUOTE# '''Other Person''': The math teacher is so annoying. #QUOTE# '''Alice''': I fucking know right! That fucking bitch always is giving me some goddamn lecture about watching my fucking language and shit. I'm always thinking "What the fuck, lady? I don't give a flying fuck about you and your sorry-ass fucking class." This is my second time taking that shitty class anyway.

Well, if it was EVERY word people might get the idea she was crude.

This troper dropped a ClusterFBomb today after getting hit in the mouth with a football during Gym Class. It went something along the lines of "I GOT FUCKING HIT IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING FOOTBALL, YOU FUCKERS!!!....................fuck." Anyone who's ever been hit in the head with a ball of any sort can attest to this reaction.

This troper almost never swears. I'm talking once every two months or so. But when he does, it's usually ten or twelve rapid-fire 'fuck's.

This Troper was hit with a rather concise one of these today after finally getting the nerve up after weeks of procrastinating to ask the younger girl he's fallen hopelessly in love with out. Her response? #QUOTE# "What the fuck? Fuck no! Get the fuck out of here, fuck off." His feelings towards her haven't changed a bit.

This troper uses the {{Cluster F Bomb}} a lot. He uses it as a parody of people who use it a lot (E.G. replying to 'This fucking movie fucking sucked' with an entire sentence of fucks) and as the staple in his angry blogs. {{Hilarity Ensues}} either way.

This troper is prone to saying "fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck" or "fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo," when particularly frustrated. In perfectly calm tones, no less.

An Army officer this troper had to work with was jokingly claimed to be unable to say even something as simple as "Good morning" without at least one obscenity, profanity, or other vulgarity. All right, we exaggerated his foul mouth a bit, but dayyyyam.

This troper does this habitually, less so on the internet. When getting annoyed, his speech generally degrades to "You fuckin' fuck! Fuckin' hell... " Ect.

This troper can launch a series of those, and really colorfully (ah, the charm of Slavic languages), like: #QUOTE# "What the fuck? No, seriously, it ain't my bitch that he's fucking retarded. Can't he get his fucking ass in gear and do it himself? Bullshit." ''(and all that TO HIS OWN MOM. It's all right, she's a cop.)'' #QUOTE# "What the fucking DICK?! Excuse me, seriously..." #QUOTE# "Get the fuck out and jump headlong off a dick." #QUOTE# "Cockfuckingcuntfuck."

This Troper has this problem in spades. Pretty much whenever she gets angry, she will turn from a fairly docile and normal person into a psychopath who can't go 2 seconds without cursing.

Anyone who has spun out while driving will know how this will happen automatically. For example: I was driving after it had snowed and the road was apparently slick enough for me to lose control (luckily the road was mostly empty). As my car did a 190 degree turn I let out a string of explitives that pretty much amounted to #QUOTE# "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuck"

This Troper is a broadcast communications major, and is taking a radio performance class. In said class, many assignments are to read and record a commercial in between the chorus of a jingle... many times the readings isn't fast enough or a word is misread in the middle of a good read... resulting in a Cluster F Bomb being yelled into the mic in a near sound proof room.

This troper's dad used to have a little device that would say a random swear word at the press of a button, including fuck. This troper found it hilarious but his mother forced his father to get rid of the thing.

When this Troper talks to himself, at least one swear word (usually fuck) comes out. However, if he is angry, then it sounds like an ''extremely'' foul mouthed sailor fell down the stairs.

This is the standard reaction to sudden pain for me and my family.

This troper has a form of Tourette's and while she doesn't have coprolalia, she finds swearing so goddamn fucking therapeutic. Always helps with a fucking shitty mood.

This Troper is tiny and cute, but that doesn't exclude her from using a ClusterFBomb on occasion. Though sometimes it's not the F bomb but the S bomb.

A lot of people in this troper's school do this. It's rather annoying to be walking by a group of people, something insignificant happens, and then the person it happened to goes into a rant filled with F-bombs, s-bombs, and n-bombs. Sometimes I wish that cursing had never been invented. Or at least been invented with a little cleaner words.

When you search fuckin' Google for ClusterFBomb, it takes you to the fuckin' discussion and this fuckin' page, but not to the fuckin' main article. Not only that, this troper had to allow fuckin' cookies and fuckin' bake a new one to complain about this fucked-up... fuck. And yes, "Fuck" was the first that came to his mind when a ''yellow'' page showed up.

This troper tends to joke with people that growing up in New York, every other word is "fuck". I tend to drop the F-bomb when I'm driving "Nice fucking turn signal you fucking cocksucker!", "Learn to fucking drive you fucking asshole!", "What the fuck? The speed limit is fucking forty five fucking miles an hour! Drive the fucking speed limit you fucking idiot!". An especially memorable one comes from my dad though. When we got our first answering machine he was recording the message, but kept stumbling over what he wanted to say, including this memorable outburst. #QUOTE# '''Dad''': You've reached [phone number] please, leave a mess- ''FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!''" #QUOTE# '''Me''': I think you might wanna change that one dad. Preferably before anyone calls. We both got a good laugh out of it.

This troper, who dosen't cuss that much aloud, will drop several Cluster F-bombs when talking online, or in her head.

This troper never swears out loud or online. However, her internal monologues are composed almost entirely of Cluster F Bombs.

This Troper has, for some reason, adopted the line "Fuck fuckity fuckfuckfuck" from ''SouthPark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut'' as an expression of frustration.

I did this when I broke my arm. At school. In the middle of a class. Well, it hurt!

This troper is fond of that word. Motherfuck these fucking fucks! At work, I'm constantly using it. Girls love potty mouths, as they don't mind when I use it all the time in front of them. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF! Even though it conflicts with my personality; well, sometimes it does.

Done in mockery by this troper whenever someone starts giving one of their own. For example, someone will say "What the fuck? What's up with that fucking moron? She fucking pisses me off!" and this troper will respond with "Fucking fuck fuck fuckers, fucking fuck. Fuck."

This troper, usually in response to bosses in platformers. Particularly Robotnik in SonicTheHedgehog games: "Fuck! Fucking Robotnik and his loogies of flaiming fucking death! Fuck fuck fuck!"

This troper's father is usually a pretty calm and articulate guy...except when he's driving. And as a former Army officer, he takes the typical litany of swears UpToEleven. HilarityEnsues. #QUOTE#'''Dad''': ''Quit fucking dickdancing around and fucking move, you fucking inbred motherfuckers! Fucking shit!''

This Troper's friend often comes out with Shitting Fuck!!!! I find it hilarious.

Video games get it the most from this troper. "Fucking JUMP, MARIO! [=FFFffffffffffffffffffdammitbitchfist=]I DIED AGAIN!! Fuck this game."

If you can play ''IWannaBeTheGuy'' and the word "fuck" doesn't cross your mind, then you have 'anger issues.'

And if you can spend twenty minutes being splatted by the same spike without inventing several new swear words, there's something wrong with you.

Try to play a multiplayer game of ''MarioKart DS'' or ''Mario Kart Wii'' for at least one full round without swearing.

For this troper, the most common thing said during ''SuperSmashBros Brawl'' sessions is "''Goddamn it!''"

Especially if they're someone who thinks it's high-larious to trap you and beat the crap out of you with the fan. Just the fan... *eye-tic*

Play ''{{N}}'' on any level past 30 and don't swear once. Come on. I dare you.

If you play ''KillZone'' 2, you're guaranteed to hear the F-word or some other profanity every 30 seconds at most.

I once developed this with a friend: "Shut the fuck up and get the fuck back to wherever the fucking fuck you came from you fuckin' fucker!".

There's a funny story in this troper's family about his older cousin. When he was much younger, he had trouble pronouncing the letter "F", always making it sound like "R", and liked to imitate our grandfather. Now, said grandfather had a tendency to swear if he hurt himself while working in his workshop. Cue cousin walking in carrying tools yelling "Ruck! Ruck! Ruck! Ruck!"

After overhearing someone's egregious abuse of the ClusterFBomb, I once responded, "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means." I was responded to with, "I'm not a f***ing baby, I know what it means."

Here's a sample of how my brother's friend talks: "Hey, did you see that fucking fucker by the fucking pool? What the fuck was he fucking doing? Fuck he's a fucking moron motherfucker. Hey, let's fucking get the fuck over to Taco fucking Bell to fucking get some fucking burritos and then we can fucking go and get some fucking Monsters!" (I didn't make that up, I was typing what he was saying as he was saying it). Someone needs to tell him he sounds like he's in fucking Junior High.

This troper can't help but feel a little morbidly amused by the very idea of any of the songs listed on this trope page being played at a funeral.

This Troper suffers from this since she (Yes,SHE. Now you can yell at me because girls are not supposed to curse) was 6 or 7 years old. Example: ''-Smashes her finger while closing the door- OH GOD DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT!? MY FUCKING FINGER!! IT FUCKING HURTS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! IT'S SO FUCKING PAINFUL!''...Again,forgive me for my crappy english.

So This Troper come out of an exam, a pretty tough one tbh, definitely messed up in a couple of questions, what are my first words when leaving it? "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck", followed by another (yet much more noticeable) "fuck"

This Troper is currently experiencing a bout of food poisoning. My entire stomach feels like it wants to rearrange its contents alphabetically and the pain is so bad that I can't lie down. It's somewhere around 22 30 and I've taken to surfing TV Tropes since I can't sleep, and saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck..." until the current wave of pain goes away.

This troper once sat next to two boys in the library's computer section. One seemed to be an exchange student (Russian accent?). He interspersed his conversation with many, many F-bombs. I think the subject was US defense but I don't remember too well.

This troper works in demolitions consulting. We all use cluster F bombs regularly. I was once told to stop by a coworker, then he turned the corner and noticed something that would add thousands of dollars to an already over-budget project. He reflexively dropped a cluster F bomb of his own, and I ragged him about it for the rest of the day.

This troper. I can go for ''minutes'' (or afternoons) just because my goddamn fucking mouse is fucking going like it's full of fucking shit and doesn't fucking work like it should instead of fucking having problems with every shitfucking goddamn surface it's put on except with the most fucking uncomfortable one. FUCK. In my native language I'm pretty more eloquent and use more words than ''fuck'', though.

Subverted with Tropers/{{JET73L}}, who curses like Yosemite Sam. The subversion comes in where it usually starts out somewhere along the lines of "fffffnargleetc.]" or "fffflargleetc.]" (when it doesn't start with "...razza frazza..."). A Cluster Alph' Bomb, if you will.

This Troper has major road rage, and comes up with the most curious combinations of swear words when angry at people for cutting her off, not going fast enough on the highway, not being aware that the light is green, or lights not turning green. Most notably, she called a slow-moving Pontiac a, and I quote, "A shitsniffing donkeyfucking dickbishop".

This troper has "fuck" in her everyday vocabluary. She's also a {{Fangirl}}, and when stuff comes out, well, it's something like, "FUCK YEAH THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" Worse is when something's a long way away: "HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING THING TO FUCKING COME OUT IT'S TOO FUCKING LONG WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING COME OUT?" When she's mad? "Fuck. Fucking fuckity fuck motherfucking fuckity fucking fuck." Realization? "OH FUCK." If she had to list every time where she'd say fuck? It would take a long time.

This troper usually utters "FLYING COCKS!" when playing Mario Kart Wii.

Ahhh, Mario Kart Wii. This Troper too is very, very prone to {{Cluster F Bomb}}s during that game.

Mario Kart has introduced me to some of the most creative cursing I've ever heard, and I've got a pretty interesting repertoire of curse words. It's just something inherent in the gameplay.

This troper tends to be fairly mild-mannered in the meatosphere, but can get really creative with the swearing when it's 4:30 in the morning before a paper's due and he hasn't started it. Again.

This Troper veers wildly between creative oaths and fairly unimaginative compound swearing. And then there's things like this... ->'''C:''' Fuck! Why won't you fucking ''work''? You stupid cunt! Work! Fucking work! Fuck! ->(to herself) What the fuck do you think you're doing, you stupid bint? Oh, that makes it fucking all right then? Yeah, nice job, fuckface.

And so on. (Using ''that'' C-word is usually reserved for computers and Dell, though. ...And her math teacher, but he deserves it. ...And faucets. ...And herself. Er.) But then there's Spanish, and the habit of asking more-fluent-than-her speakers for help with swearing, and that gives you (sorry for the lack of accents) #QUOTE#''Pinchi pu~netero hijo de puta que huele a leche podrida! Vete al infierno y chinga al Diablo ahi!'' ("Fucking whoreson wanker, you smell like sour milk! Go to Hell and fuck the Devil!")

Mind you, where she lives the most common word for "fuck" is used to mean "chase", "eat", "steal", and "a lot" (giving you sentences like ''Me chingue un chingo de [something], pero me chingaron y lo tuve que chingar'' - meant to mean "I stole a fuckton of [object], but got chased and had to eat it"), so she's considered to be rather ''demure'' as far as language goes. Yeah.

This Troper ''tries'' to avoid this trope, but ends up swearing like a sailor anyway at unopprotune points. Besides the common "FUCK!", I tend to mutter "assshitbitch!" under my breath. I have also created a character named Jamjars, who is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of this trope, as the only thing he ever says is "AWW FUCK!". Everybody loves him.

This fucking tropette fucking loves this fucking trope when shes pissed the fuck off.

My uncle's family had just gotten an answering machine, and his young son was fascinated by it and quickly learned how to call his own house and record messages. He also happened to pick up some foul language somewhere, and was told that his parents were going on a cruise and leaving him with a neighbor, which he wasn't very happy about. As a result, my uncle checked his messages one day and one of them was simply "Bullshit bullshit bullshit I can't go on the boat!".

This troper likes dropping in all kinds of frustrating situations. Mostly it's fuck, shit, crap, damn or combinations of the aforementioned.

This troper's fucking Sky Box malfunctioned right at the beginning of the simulcast LOST Season 6 finale (at five in the fucking morning). After a split second Heroic BSOD he screamed, leapt off the couch and started switching it on and off, slapping it and screaming (word for word) "''Noooo'', fuckin' bitch, bitch, bastard-son of-all-whores, fucker bitch-thing!". Then it fixed itself.

Fuck is this Tropers Favorite word it brings extreme hapiness to him

This troper throws around "cocksucker", "shitfuck", and "Jesus fucking Christ" a lot more than she should, especially around her little sister and the predominately straight-laced-Christian population of her small rural town.

I once almost said "Jesus fucking shit on toast." Strangest curse I've (almost) said yet.

This troper hardly ever swears normally, except sometimes when the sentence she wants to say just doesn't work (as well) without vulgarity. It just doesn't feel natural to me, and it irritates me when people are noticeably ''trying'' to swear rather than just doing it; they sound like poseurs. However, when I'm sufficiently frustrated and already in a crabby/tense/touchy state of mind, suddenly it's all fucking this and fucking that and the occasional "fuck you", not to mention saying "shit" a lot as well. Even when I'm not in that kind of mood, "fucknugget" has lately become my go-to insult.

This troper isn't allowed to play video games with her little sister in the room anymore. Apparently she channels Samuel L. Jackson whenever she gets particularly frustrated.

When discussing Hitler, this Troper described him as a "fucking goddamn shit-hell motherfucking asshole jerkass. END OF THE FIUCKING STORY.

This troper's dad uses it when he yells at him, thinking it will help him seem like he has more authority than he has at the moment. It started falling flat about two years ago.

This troper has a friend who swears about every other sentence, and as a result it has completely lost it's effect. I've been called a "Fucking Bitch" so many times it hardly makes me blink anymore. Nowadays, we tend to respind with HypocriticalHumor such as "Dude, you shouldn't swear so fucking much" "Yeah, swearing all the damn time is really shitty manners." and the like.

This troper, as a rule, tends toward a mild version of this in everyday life (she subscribes to George Carlin's theory of 'no bad words, only bad intentions'). However, if she is on a deadline, or in a particularly irritating situation, she will swear so much it's absurd. And at a certain level of stress, her vocabulary descends into incomprehensible collections of incredibly vulgar language. Which is awkward in school.

This troper has two levels of ROE regarding f-bombs. The standard one involves minimum swearing and saving it up for maximum effect. The second level, in which curses are fired off regardless of accuracy or collateral damage, is reserved for Quiz Bowl matches.

Every time I died in a video game (only on single player sessions), I would say "Oh, fuck you" to the TV.

In a university creative writing class this troper was trying to convince someone that making a character swear with every alternate word was not an example of good characterisation or clever writing, even when people like Tarantino did it. It culminated in mehaving to give a single sentence containing twenty uses of the f-word, two uses of cunt and three variations on 'shit' (bullshit mainly) before people realised how easy it was. For a bit more context, I don't swear in conversation and I don't swear in my own writing, and I don't advocate it unless it's well done in any literature. The fact that I, a known anti-swearer, could drop so many swear words in such a short period of time, pretty much served as proof that you needed more to the character than just swearing.

This troper does this frequently. There are a few things that can elicit this response, mostly politics and bureaucracy. Also, there is a reason why Hungarian is listed as an example under BlackSpeech: usually, people swear in words or sentences. Hungarians swear in ''paragraphs, chapters, short stories and novels''.

This troper dearly wishes he had never shown his brother Youtube. After a few certain videos, he now goes on a swearing rampage anytime he likes. Said brother is 9. The main triggers are no cheats apparantly existing for the Gran Turismo series or anything that doesn't go his way.

This troper tends to say mental Cluster F Bombs when her teachers are in front, yaking about keeping the reputation of a star section and blah blah blah. Then, once said teacher is out of earshot, she releases all pent up anger in the form of...you guessed it, Cluster F Bombs.

This troper swears a lot, but mostly to himself.

This Troper drops them sometimes, for example when she gets hurt or really angry("FUUUUUUCK FUCK SHIT"), and "shit" seems to be the first world to come out of her mouth when something goes wrong. Especially gaming brings out her foul-mouthed side, and she commonly makes up weird combinations of words. When losing over and over again, she'll commonly say something like: "FUCK THIS SHITTY ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK YOU BITCHSHIT SON OF A KOOPAFUCKING BASTARD ASSWHORE FAPPING FUCKING CRAPCAKES."

I also commonly use some creative combinations, like "bitchshit", "shitdick" and "fuckass".

This troper is a veritable walking f-bomb. I'm highly regarded amongst my peers for my intelligence, and here I am swearing like a fucking sailor 24/7.

By the final mission of MetalSlug 3, at least 90% of the words that come out of this troper's mouth are "fuck". Expect him to say it at least once for every unused bomb he has when he dies.

This troper was hanging out with a friend of his one night. This friend has a little brother that just turned 13, thus just discovering curse words. He was using them to ludicrous levels. So in an attempt to teach him the lesson of conservation, this troper unleashed this on him: "Yeah, that fucking guy just fucking shot me with his fucking shotgun so I'm gonna go and fucking rocket his fucking ass so I can fucking win the fucking game". This highly surprised my friend who had hardly EVER heard me swear (this troper is now a bit of a sailor), but the lesson was completely lost on the little brother.

This troper swears a fair bit all the time, but mostly either when he's seriously pissed off, or really happy/relaxed. My ability to swear up a storm and type in all caps while in a perfectly serene mood confuses the hell out of my online friends. It doesn't help that he's almost always quiet and reserved outside the internet.

This troper's family usually don't swear so excessively, we don't speak in the Queen's English or anywhere close to it but this was a somewhat out of character moment, even for us. This troper had one of these moments in the past few minutes and his first instinct was to post it here. We suddenly had a black out, and just for the lulz, I asked my dad whether we had parallel or series circuits, not that I know anything about it. Then the following conversation / karaoke of Bodies by the Sex Pistols. #QUOTE#Dad: What the fuck are you, an electrician? #QUOTE#Me: I dropped out to pursue a career in punk rock instead. #QUOTE#Dad: Fuck this, and fuck that! #QUOTE#Me: Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat! #QUOTE#Dad: Bodies!!! I'm not an animal! #QUOTE#Mum: You're a fuck-wit.

A common occurrence with this troper, is that he constantly says the f-word. Usually for comedic purposes refering to stuff he sees on YouTube that's either Fucked up or just plain painful.

If this troper moves her foot the wrong way, the entire arch will tense up or something. Basically it causes a shooting pain all the way along the bottom of her foot that just has to be waited out. So, while she's sitting cross-legged clutching her foot, the muttering goes something like, #QUOTE# Shit shit fucking fuckity shit shiii - *laughter* - iiiiit fucking fuckkkk.

At one point, this troper referred under his breath to a certain unpopular authority figure as a "goddamned bitchass shitdick asshole fucking cuntwhore." He almost never swears out loud, however, and eventually spent the rest of the soccer game during which he had invented the aforementioned expletives amusing himself by arranging them in new ways.

He also used to drop a fair amount of F-bombs on ThisVeryWiki, more than was necessary. He got better, though.

An extreme case occurred when this troper was playing Mad Libs with her best friend: #QUOTE#Once upon a crap, there were three little pigs. The first pig was very screwy, and he built a house for himself out of shits. The second little pig was poopy, and he built a house out of fucks. But the third little pig was very bitchy, and he built his house out of genuine bitches. Well, one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. “Fuck this shit!” he said. “I'll poop and I'll bitch and I'll blow your house down.” And he blew down the first little pig's douche and the second little pig's douches. The two little pigs ran to the third pig's house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn't blow down the third little pig's ass house. So he pooped off into the forest, and the three little son-of-a-bitchy pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage business. The end.

Funny story. When I moved from South, Africa to Sydney, Australia I went from basically hearing one or two swear words a year to, when I came to school, Cluster F Bombs EVERYWHERE. I don't know if they were showing off or it was just fun to do, but it scared me and scarred me. Now it's a inside joke between me and one of the participants of that situation though.

Funnily enough I started doing this because of that situation all of those years ago. I have halted doing it so much since I've got out of school though.

This troper swears only every now and then, but when her anger level goes UpToEleven, she can be guilty of quoting Revy. In fact, the other day, she said to her friend (who was excluding her) "Why the fuck are you fuckin' ignoring me??? Did you forget who fucking defended you when you were being put the fuck down by those fuckers in elementary school? Or are you just too fucking dense to see that I'm the only one whose treated you with any fucking respect?? What the fuck is your fucking problem leaving me the fuck out of all your fucking conversations??" His response? "Are you mad?" She says "No fucking shit Sherlock!"

Picture being forced to sit on a skateboard that's too small and be pushed by another person in an obstacle course race. Now imagine being dragged around only by ''the collar of your shirt'' by your overly competitive friend going crazy fast while you're about to have a face-to-concrete moment every few seconds. This troper's language went sort of like this #QUOTE# Oh fuck....OH FUCK! OHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! Shiiiiit! Slow the fuck down, you fucknugget! I'm not an INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT! Jesus fucking Christ on STILTS! On stiiiilts! FUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Please don't fuck with This Motherfucker. You do not like fucking want to fuck with him if you make him fucking angry as fuck, bitch.

After suffering from a very severe case of Can't Spit it Out, this troper spent the entire hour-long bus trip home in the throes of a MASSIVE Cluster-F-Bombardment. One out of every five words did NOT begin with an F.

Being killed in multiplayer REPEATEDLEY, I decided to release the bombs. (Oh yeah, 12 by the way. I'm badass.) #QUOTE# Troper: WHAT, YOU- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKIDYFUCKFUUUUUCK. FUUUUU-

Dirty-fucking-mouthed but fucking not fucking exclusively fucking fucked up ecks-fucking-zample: Being the stressed out little coxswain this trooper was, she developed the habit of cursing under her breath, ''"crap-shit-fuck-damn, crap-shit-fuck-damn, crap-shit-fuck-damn [etc]."'' Unfortunately, being a coxswain of any sort, she was saying this into a microphone, to be broadcasted for all her shell to hear clearly. This lead to an awkward moment when a teammate confronted her, as this trooper thought she was turning off the headset, and is usually very soft-spoken.

While this troper plays Mario Kart: "Strolling along, doo-do-do-do-OH FUCK! What the fuck, Mario?! Pick the fucking kart with the most fucking speed out of anything in the whole fucking god damn world! Fuck, I should have picked that kart!" That's not even half of it.

Swearing every other word doesn't make your arguments hold water, dad. It makes you look like an idiot.

Just this morning I have already dropped a few of these. I'm having absolutely no luck with my electronics recently. *Cough{{UNDERSTATEMENT}}Cough* My third pair of headphones has officially broken. And considering I never go anywhere without my iPod, and the fact this is the third time it's happened... Yah. My response? #QUOTE#"MOM... My f*cking headphones just f*cking broke again!"

..Not to mention my laptop is being a piece of crap recently. I'm working on a new fanfic, and it decides to restart itself to finish updates. #QUOTE#Me: "Fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuckfuckingfucker...FFFFUCK..."

In case you can't tell, electronics piss me off sometimes.

I have a bit of a foul mouth, but when things really go to shit, I can't go a whole goddamn sentence without saying "fuck" at least twice, sometimes multiple times, in rapid fucking succession. I've frequently joked about sealing myself in a public bathroom and screaming expletives when things get that bad.