I know someone who ''is'' this. We were playing a game in class where you were given a role without knowing what it was, and given clues to guess who you were. Ditz-boy got Abe Lincoln. The clue 'freed the slaves' made him guess Santa Claus. The clue 'would not tell a lie' made him guess Jesus. The clues 'assassinated president' made him guess Obama and then JFK. The closest he got to the answer was ‘the guy on the $5 bill’ (he couldn’t remember his name). His memoir speech/essay was about him trying to moonwalk backwards and breaking his ankle. He…can’t pronounce the word inevitable. Has been best described as a confused puppy.

This troper swings deeply into this territory every now and then, along side being a DitzyGenius and CloudCuckoolander. Its mostly due to curiosity rather than stupidity, though.

My cousin is this so much, she once said that Denzel Washington was the first American President.

This troper had a big Ditz moment one night after getting high on weed and chatting with his friends on MSN. One girl mentioned that she had a middle name that was either really long or difficult to spell (I forget which.) She didn't actually give her middle name, but I was so stoned that I didn't notice and promptly asked "Can you spell that?" It took a minute before it sunk in that I, in my baked state, asked a girl if she could spell her own middle name.

Heh :) i know i am :P i forgot how to spell my middle name. Answer to the nickname "Blondie" FORGOT THE GUY I LIKED, spent ten minutes trying to get a necklace off before my best friend slipped it off me(it was one of those big necklaces meant for layering) constantly push pull doors(and vice-versa) the most said thing people put on my Facebook for those truth is or whatever is "truth is your a ditz" answer to the nickname Dory(Finding Nemo) Have cloudcookoo-lander tenancies, spent a week on a presentation on charities in Africa or whatever and when it came to the presentation someone asked me "What are they doing for Egypt" cue me saying(in the blondest voice possible) "Egypt isnt in Africa"(dispite having a HUGE map of Africa behind me) i have a HUGE case of "attention deficient...oooo shiny" forget what im saying half the time, spent ten minutes trying to "remove the stain(the cursor)" from the computer screen(my bestie will NEVER let me live that down) i freak out if my hair isnt right, constantly put on make-up, take pride in my fashion seince, am pretty much spoiled sweet(idk how any of that makes me ditzy but some of my friends thinks it does) and countless other things... Im not on drugs i swear im just(naturally) blonde

I don't look the part, but I am this especially with the banal aspects of life, because I've never put any importance on them and I just can't be arsed to remember. This doesn't come without consequences, and, false modesty aside, I can say with some confidence that I'm a walking Deconstruction of this and/or GeniusDitz, and I play BrilliantButLazy as straight as it gets - Rottenvenetic