When we were casting our new movie, I suggested we approach one of my friends for the part of the gay best friend. This was his first reaction. After going out to dinner with the producers and casting director, we got him to agree to take the part.

This is my real life reaction (usually preceded by a long pause and silent disturbed stare) to anything on the extreme end of squickiness for me.

Is there a "Let's just stop right there." page for all the conversations with my friends I have to cut short?

This was my response to a friend who decided that her imaginings of Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel belly dancing and pole dancing were turning me on.

"No. Just, no fucking way. No." is my response to any offer of watching a horror movie or suggestion that I should.

Recently, I came across someone (who he shall call "A")'s {{Facebook}} minifeed, which contained an chain of feed stories. A posts on my (female) friend (who I shall call "B")'s wall, then followed up with 2 stories about being horny. Their friends' reactions? Lulz. I thought to myself, "No. [[DudeNotFunny Not funny." B's reaction? {{Squick}}.

I commonly gets this reaction from various people, generally when I'mis thinking aloud.

Got a friend who has a reputation for being a pervert in denial even though I managed to swipe proof from his hard drive while he wasn't looking. One day he and his apprentice in the depraved ways walk up to me as I'm reading Yotsuba& on my laptop. They both accused me of reading smut in school confusing the hell out of me. Cue my utter disgust in them when they told me they recognized the characters from a doujin they read. Cue my utter disgust when I realized that there were people who Rule 34'd Yotsuba& and that the two of them read and remembered it. My reaction at the realization was "Dear God, No! You sickos. What's wrong with you?! NO!!".

In a {{Pathfinder}} campaign in which I play a wizard, my familiar, a small cat, found a huge monster with CombatTentacles. My partners joked about the fact that if he failed his stealth check, he would fall into it's tentacle. Having whatched too many anime, my reaction was: No. Just... No.