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A hentai picture involving a cute little 6 year old girl and ridiculously oversized male gentalia that this tropette saw by accident got this reaction from her.

My Response to the idea of Rayne fics (I'm a Maliver shipper myself).

Yaoi elicits this reaction from this troper. The more she likes a character, the more wrong it seems.

Oftentimes, some yaoi fans (like this troper) actually just like to read a series with the slash interpretation in mind, simply for the lulz. It's a lot funnier when you pretend 2 male characters are in love with each other. This troper at least, would shudder and give up the series if the author of a certain manga actually made that happen, killing the sweet canon almost-brother relationship they have. On the other hand, this troper likes shipping male characters that have some actual subtext (even without the slash goggles.) For some reason, this troper won't do this to books (unless the character is actually homosexual, because you always can tell what the author meant, since books are unambiguous. If they are, then the writer is doing it on purpose, so you're not doing anything they don't want you to do.). Too much respect for them, probably. Manga is ambiguous, so you can actually fit in a slash interpretation and read it like that. If you do that to a book you're just making up your own tale over an author's genius.

This troper feels the exact same way. *she stutters at the amount of yaoi there is of her various fandoms*

Personally thinks you two are sick and wrong, you homophobes, lose the internet!

Oh fucking YEAH? Well, This Heterosexual Male Troper thinks the vast majority of yaoi fans are ALSO sick and wrong and are [=HETEROphobes=] who ALSO need to lose teh Intarwebz! (see also this trope)

A great part of us yaoi fans also don't understand what's up with this trope.

Now now there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality or even asexuality (Am I missing one) it's a mater of personal preference and as for yaoi/yuri they are fetishes plain and simple don't like don't look.

BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE. >8[=

This troper feels this way, unless the characters in question were gay in canon. She feels the same way about making characters who are gay in canon straight in fanfic. Basically she just dislikes characters paired with someone outside their preferred gender in canon in general, regardless of what that gender is.

Seconded. Very seconded. This troper ships based on orientation out of respect for canon characters. It is important in this troper's mind for them to act ''in character''. Suddenly getting the hots for a character outside of their orientation (as in a {{fanfic}}) would be explicitly ''out'' of character. This troper has issues with that, being an asexual who has been shipped with other people at various times and dislikes how that kind of denial of my lack of sexuality feels. If it's all very ambiguous, then this troper goes with her standard rule: "I'll ship it if I like it."

What about if it's not stated, but there is a lot of subtext? (Never stated, but very suspicious situations, and everything pans out as if they were gay in canon)

This anon tropette dosn't really care about yaoi/slash. Harry/Draco, Joey/Seto, Batman/Robin...whatever floats their boat. She just doesn't read it. However. Holmes/Watson. -twitch- Just...it's the sickest, wrongest thing she's ever read. -gag- Just...no. No no no.

However I can certainly appreatiate this ^ sentiment, while yaoi is fine, Slash and crack is often pretty sick, Sonic and Cream? eugh! GROSS!

This tropette is a true yaoi fangirl. Slash goggles, shipping slash, etc. etc. But even then, she agrees, Holmes/Watson is just messed up. You can't perverse Doyle's writing like that. You just can't! It's Sherlock Holmes! Have some respect! And in everything, there are some pairings that you just do not do.

Real-life gay people are absolutely fine, but the thought of pairing together two straight people of the same gender just brings up terrible thoughts.

I'm with you on that one. One thing though...HOW THE FUCK IS YAOI A FETISH?!?!? Notice the extra exclamation point and question mark for emphasis, bitches.

It's the charm of making homophobics gay.

My response to Brody Jenner's Bromance and Paris Hilton's British Best Freind, it's just taking impressionable people away to be milked as cash cows! EDIT: At the time I had not seen enough of the show to know the 'contestants' were actors, but I still think the producers have some messed-up minds.

Any form of Futanari makes this troper's blood boil.

Lolicon and its male equivalent, shotacon. This troper will never understand why it is so popular. Seriously, it features underaged children.

Because it's a legal out for people who find themselves attracted to young children, I believe.

Related to the above: Any pairing with an adult and a child. *shudders*

Um. This probably wasn't on here yet because it goes without saying, but {{Gorn}} and all subtropes.

Believe it or not, for this MALE troper: yuri...you know, I used to like to see two girls making out as much as any other man, but thanks to a very (very BAD) relationship with some girl I won't mention, now it became the unsexiest thing I could imagine...

From an audio podcast, this troper can stomach many things. Scat? Okay. Gorn? I play with my blood like it's finger paint! Elderly transsexual scat porn? A little grossed out, but still standing. But snot-fetish porn? I almost vomited from the audio alone.

This troper cannot and will not stand scat.

This Troper once had a friend of a friend bring over Variable Geo, or the VG Neo Movie. Rather than be aroused, this troper was sickened and infuriated, told the friend of friend to get the hell out of his house, and ceased all contact with him. Rape fantasy hentai is not arousing for me, to put it mildly.

Incest of any kind gets this reaction from me, but twincest is particularly disturbing because I'm a twin.

Same situation here. Clearly none of these people have ever met anyone who's a twin. Or heck, they've probably never met anyone with a sibling in general.

This troper likes some incest manga/ships the Kagamine Twins of Vocaloid, but knows that if she actually had a sibling it would be extremely disturbing.

Tropers/{{Excel-2011}}. This is one of the few times I ever use profanity in reaction: "That's fairly fucked up." When that isn't possible, a Bowdlerized version will do: "That's somewhat screwed up."

ANY time I hear the words Fox McCloud and its not followed up by the words "Barrel Roll", I cower in fear, Not because I hate the FurryFandom, but because of a SuperSmashBros fan fic I read once. It has Samus, Pikachu, Kirby, two Luigis and Fox. BileFascination alone kept me reading it, and now I regret it.

This troper cringes at the idea of pairing Alphonse Elric with anyone. At all. Ever. Ew.