This troper punishes her sisters for being rude/annoying/violent by holding them upside=down, or even throwing them. That sounds like way too far, until you realize they LOVE it. Being nice to someone and making them happy when they're pissed at you, so they won't be angry without feeling bad, is awesome.

This troper often reacts to her brother irritating her (be it through continually dancing, singing, or some other grating action that doesn't stop even with promise of bodily harm) by playing "Come Sail Away" by Styx. He shuts up before she even starts playing it, but she continues to play it as punishment for annoying the heck out of her.

This troper did something similar to that to his sister once, so he could get a game of SuperSmashBros going. Because I knew how much she hated bagpipes, I slipped into her room one morning while she was asleep, put on a CD of traditional Scottish songs played on bagpipes, and quickly got out of there. The result? No items, Fox only, '''FINAL DESTINATION!'''

When my high school drama class acted out ''Return of ThePinkPanther'', we took the original idea for torture (NailsOnAChalkboard) and updated it to modern times: being forced to listen to karaoke of a BritneySpears album.

This troper once tried to punish his girlfriend by biting her, but she enjoyed it. He later tried to twist her nipple... no luck there either. Not that I'm complaining.

When the kids (around age ten to twelve) this troper was watching one time started misbehaving, I simply got up, took out a little DVD container, and then put the DVD into the player. I started playing KidzBop on there. I went too far.

On my last family car trip, my two sisters decided to pass the time my mimicking everything I said, so I started singing spanish pop songs that they couldn't mimic. They pointed this out, I told them that's exactly why I was doing it, and then the six-year-old sister started tossing shoes and (full!) water bottles at my head. I yelled at her, my mom told her to stop throwing things, then my dad woke up and started yelling at everyone. So...Yeah.

My music class was once given detention, and made to repeatedly write out something like this: "I will not disrupt the class or I will have to write out this line until my hand falls off." Fortunately, the teacher never actually showed up.

I was friends with a gal in high school who told me a story about her older sister (by a year). My friend knew a guy who had a crush on said older sister and teased most of the weekend that she knew who it was but wouldn't say who. It got to the point where apparently on Sunday evening her mother, older sister and younger sister "conspired" (her words) to get her to talk. They tackled her, managed to hold her down, smeared jam on the soles of her feet and called the dog to lick it off. As far as my friend was concerned, we should be trying it on would-be terrorists. She lasted about 30 seconds, for the record.

This troper used to be a lifeguard and swim instructor. Bad kids in class would get "accidentally" parked right in front of jets spewing cold water. Their parents were watching and had no idea. Bad kids in regular swim would be made to stand in front of an open door, with a breeze blowing over them. I used to be very loud in that place, it's called a "lifeguard voice," barking at children all the time and for some reason the kids and the parents loved me.

This troper bore witness to a history teacher who, being a football coach, would make disruptive kids do push-ups. bonus points for the other classmates purposefully messing up the counting (like 1, 2, 3...10, 5...) just to throw the student off. (this troper was the only student who counted right)

At band camp, if the director found a binder or water bottle that someone left on the practice field, she would take it with her to lunch. If you wanted to get it back, you would have to walk up to the front of the cafeteria and sing "I'm a Little Tea Pot".

Did your band directors end up at my college? Because we do the exact same thing with our staff.

This troper was talking to a friend of her uncle's at a party. This friend happens to be a teacher. I asked him how he dealt with students who misbehaved, and he told me that he told his class that every time they acted up, he'd mark up another five minutes on his list. At the end of term, he made them watch a really bad country and western music DVD as punishment. This troper was very amused.

This troper stole the W-key of his brother's keyboard when he was annoying. he mostly plays {{MMORPG}}s, so he couldn't change the controls. Tough luck going anywhere bro.

This tropers old R.E teacher had the Wig of Shame. It was a brown afro which you had to wear if you did something shameful. You were then walked around the classroom while everyone pointed and said "Shame!" It was hilarious. He also made people go outside and hug trees.

This Troper's high school used to get ridiculously hot in the spring; we also had many ridiculously bratty, annoying kids, and ceiling fans that were so loud the teachers couldn't talk/teach over them. One spring day, one of the English teachers had a virtual mutiny of grade seven students whining about how they wanted him to put the fan on, which he refused to do because of the noise, and instead turned up the heater to full blast for the rest of the period to prove the point. It was an awesome story - though I'm glad I personally wasn't there.

This troper's literature teacher once punished a student by convincing her mom to send her to band camp. Other threats include: locking a student in a room with the science teacher, and making another student take extra Spanish classes. To quote her, "Why do you think I get to know you guys so well?"

This troper's dad's cat had to wear a devil costume for Halloween because he was such a mean kitty.

This troper was REALLY ticked off by something by someone for last time for them to get away with a simple "I'm sorry" on. So to punishment, I forced them to watch every single episode of the Endless Eight in Haruhi Suzumiya series.

I finally got back at my brother for torturing the cat for so long. How? By humming Never Gonna Give You Up, off key, with no lyrics. He did punch me twice... but it was worth it!

This tropette's P.E. teacher would make kids who didn't dress out go into the storage room and pedal on the stationary bikes for all of class. I regret dressing out for badmitton now.

A chat roleplay/story with a friend had us going to Canada to find out more about the "Canada project", and asking various people we saw about this. One of them made a suspicious face, meaning, of course, that he knew something. I threathened him with "There's this small, dark room over there. It's filled with people playing Justin Bieber songs... on vuvuzelas. So do you maybe want to tell us after all?" ran away.

At one time (well several times, but one specific time), we were trying to wake my dad up when he had to do something. First attempt? I blasted the ''SonicTheHedgehog2'' "Drowning" music. Worked to annoy my dad, who promptly fell back asleep. Second attempt? YokoOno.

When I wouldn't share my sandwich with my mom, she made me go out and walk the dog in one of the biggest storms of the year. And then got mad when the dog came home soaking wet.

When I was in second grade, the girls had a secret weapon; whenever we got annoyed by the boys, we just sang You Are My Sunshine. It's like they were allergic to that song or something. Similarly, while trying to get my friend to buy a ticket for a show, I had my other friend hold him down while I played Never Gonna Give You Up on his computer, and then the ten minute Mudkip challenge (which punished me more than him).

This troper is an UnknownRival to somebody. Although it will probably never happen, this troper has daydreamed of putting a dog collar on said rival, before getting them to sit, beg, lie down and roll over - and then fetch a stick.

This troper is often punished for her misdeeds by being forced to sit down at her family's dinner table and play Uno with her father.

This troper threatened to super glue his friend's hands to his armpit and his feet to his butt if he kept flirting with the ladies instead of working.

I once threatened a house full of women with me standing on their lawn singing KatyPerry songs at the top of my lungs until they did what I wanted them to. Never had to sing a note.

I just came back, read that, and it sounded ''really'' bad, so I just wanted to clarify, it was all part of a game, men vs women.

This troper tries to think of a CoolAndUnusualPunishment to get back at certain bullies from school, nothing lethal, but still a CruelMercy - as well as making them, in some way or another, metaphorical or otherwise, bow before him - killing the bullies would only be giving them an honourable way out.

This Troper threatened to make a friend watch Manos: The Hands of Fate for 24 consecutive hours and tell his girlfriend, if he had given a {{Troll}} who had bullied her half the year her phone number.

Tropers/{{Mort08}} is writing a parody of {{Nineteen Eighty Four}} in the hopes that her theatre will perform it next year. Because it's a youth theatre, I have to tone it down significantly, but I'm still trying to keep the general spirit of the original work. Once we get to the Ministry of Love, however, it's a different story. The O'Brien character torments the Winston character with the "Most Horrible Things," which include the sound of a rubber chicken we have that's infamous for the high-pitched and drawn out shrieking noise it makes when squeezed, the signature word of The Knights Who Say Ni, and a bad, ''bad'' imitation of Scarlett O'Hara. And that's all ''before'' Room 101! When we finally get ''there'', O'Brien tells Winston he will break him with the one thing he fears more than anything else, the "Most Excruciating Song." He straps Winston to a chair, surrounds him with amps, gives himself some ear plugs, pushes a button...and what comes blasting through the speakers? '''Friday.''' Oh, but it gets better; turns out that for Winston, this is not the Most Excruciating Song, which leads to O'Brien desperately cycling through "Baby," "I Like To Move It" and the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song before finally finding the real Most Excruciating Song...the Rickroll. At this, Winston breaks. ''Hard.''

ThisTroper experienced one of these in his early times in the military (not his fault) as it was a punishment for everyone. Basicly half of the group (24 of 48 cadets) dozed off during a briefing so the instructor made everyone do one push-up for every minute someone during the briefing fell asleep and added another ten for every cadet who fell down. Since it was a two parter with 60 minutes each plus the added ones, you can imagine how long it took. It worked however.

This Troper, and his friend, were discussing once the perfect punishment for people. I suggested bounding and gagging the person and forcing them to watch BarneyTheDinosaur. My friend said that was a good idea, but to substitute Barney with Twilight. I retorted with "it (Twilight) doesn't work on girls, they just stare at the actors long enough for the movie to end."