#30578
This troper knows someone who worships volcanoes. Apparently, Volcanicism is the worship of volcanoes, and you can solve any problem by throwing people into the Volcano. If there is a Jerkass running rampant, throw him into the volcano. If there was a witness, throw them in too. If you get caught, you can throw a hostage into a volcano, and eventually, if you believed you have sinned to much and became a problem, you can throw yourself into the volcano, and in this instance, you can't go to hell for suicide, seeing how you died as an offering to the Volcano, you can even throw a volcano into a volcano to stop the volcano from erupting, and as long as you continue to give offerings to the volcano, the world will never end.