*To friend after a (supposedly) saracastic comment*: 'No, see, that was my serious tone. ''This'' is my sarcasm tone.' All said in the same tone of voice.

Sarcasm is this troper's oxygen. His sarcasm can be shot out at anyone. Any time. Period.

You do not ''shoot'' breath. Keep your analogies consistant.

*fires an air rifle*

That's not breath. A better example would be someone inhaling and getting a bullet in the mouth. Their breath was shot.

This troper has her SarcasmMode on ModeLock, unfortunately.

Sarcasm is ''totally'' not my second language. And I ''certainly'' don't use it sans accent to give compliments. "Nice hat." ''Suuuure'' it is. Oh ''shit'', now you've mode locked ''me'' too.

Sarcasm isn't this troper's second language either, it's my first. I've told everyone that talks to me to never take anything I say seriously because of all the sarcastic comments.

This Troper uses sarcasm in nearly every sentence.

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This troper us pretty much always sarcastic, except for when she's online because people have a tendency to read things entirely the wrong way. Her father, not a major fan of sarcasm to say the least, has unsuccessfully tried to reign her in.

This (male) troper believes he might have accidentally gone on an AU TVTropes where he's female.

This Troper apparently almost never stops being sarcastic. When she does, it's only because the situation is just completely inappropriate for it. And sometimes even then. Oops.

I can't seem to keep myself from using sarcasm in almost everything I say. This has become so infamous that some people have stopped believing me altogether, fearing I am using well-hidden sarcasm. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with that. Really.

I have a hard time telling when people are being sarcastic...I want to bawl at times.

I feel for you, sometimes the snark just gets completely lost for me and I actually have to ask moments later if someone WAS being serious.

Alpha}} This troper is full of sarcasm, and it's mostly due to his mother, who is a patron saint of sarcasm. Our exchanges can't help but descend into back-and-forth barbs. However, this troper has learned to keep his wit restrained for private moments with friends and family, who can appreciate it and not take (too much) offense.

This troper can be quite a snarky fellow around heavily misinformed or just plain batshit explanations. He commonly uses ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WITH NO PUNCTUATION to make this point across the internet. It still manages to get lost on afew people.

This troper has the bad habit of answering sarcastically whenever he hears a stupid question. Like when ThisTroper was asked if getting punched was bad. ThisTroper promptly answered: "It's so f***ing good you might want to get more later, wanna try?".

I think my mother sort of assumed I would stop being sarcastic all the time once I wasn't a teenager anymore. She was wrong.

I am so not good at telling when people are being sarcastic or joking on the internet. That's gotten me in trouble, more than a few times. I try to only joke with users who know me well, so I that don't inadvertently offend someone who might think I was being serious.

This troper, after being home-schooled since kindergarden and being able to read since one and a half, upon seeing the words theEnglish class of the online school I'm joining considered to be difficult for tenth graders, all of which I've seen and used frequently in my stories: "gallant" "perished" "splendor" "unconscious" #QUOTE# *Sigh* "This is gonna be a fun year."

This troper has a whole separate persona for sarcasm, snarking and deconstructing anything that reaches my ears which makes for sadistic humor, and boy am I an ASS when I am in it. Can't help it, it's just so much fun for me. Doesn't help that both my parents are avid users of sarcasm.

This troppettes favourite way of dealing with idiots. This tropettes form of humour is also extremely sarcastic. Think of it as her way of telling a joke...Her close friends love it. This troppette also thinks it's a good way of dealing with morons on the interwebs. Naturally being morons they can't tell the difference unless she points it out to them.

Strange example for this troper, who's arch-nemesis used SarcasmMode while this troper was pissed off, saying things like "Oh no, [This Troper] is angry. Everybody run." in a sarcastic tone. Understandably, this did not help my annger, and I ended up throwing my lunchbox at him.

This Troper has taken to writing: *sarcasm mode* in comments or emails for when she's being sarcastic.

My friends and I are all like this, mostly because we're surrounded by idiots and it makes it a little too easy. I'm not particularly witty, but I'm ''always'' sarcastic. My favorite type doesn't use the obvious 'sarcasm' tone (ex: yeah, suuuuuurrreeee), it verges on DeadpanSnarker sometimes. Once, I posted something really vague on Facebook for a forgotten reason: "Sometimes it just comes naturally." My friend immediately answered, "Sarcasm?"

I am well-known for being snarky. Some of my professors aren't sure how to deal with it, and my comment of "I'll stop being sarcastic when people stop being stupid." doesn't really help.

This troper believes that proper sarcasm is an art form. He has frequently been told to stop being such a smartass, and his response is invariably "Yeah, ''that'll'' happen."

This troper indefinitely speaks in sarcasm. She can't go a day without making a snarky comment.

Sometimes, this troper's SarcasmMode get stuck on for a few hours at a time, leaving her in a continual loop of almost involuntarily formed snarky comments from which she is unable to escape.

This troper enjoys being a sarcastic a**hole so much that the only difference between sincerity and sarcasm for me is a slight change in voice and my eyes narrowing. My friends have learned to pick up the change in voice, but god help those who meet me for the fist time and are exposed to my nuclear core of sarcasm.

This troper lives in SarcasmMode. Thanks to my additional DeanpanSnarker nature, I've been asked several times whether I was being serious or sarcastic in a conversation. My serious voice and sarcastic voice are essentially the same thing.

This Troper is sarcastic in absolutely everything she says. Including this.

This Troper is prepared to vote this page the single most useful on all of TV Tropes. Why, before I found it I had no idea at all how sarcasm worked, and now all is crystal clear. Truly, I am blessed.

This Troper was reading a book of japanese poetry when a friend asked "What are you reading?" which evoked my reflexive sarcastic answer "Hon" (japanese for book). This caused my friend to quip "Goody, sarcasm is your default mode no matter what language you're using."

I doubly subvert this by snarking while using SincerityMode while inside snarking at people. So people who really really really know me know I'm fucking with them, while random people who only knew me a year knows I'm not and thinks I mean it when I say what I say.

This troper is stuck in this constantly. When he's not...well...

This Troper is like this with her sister. Always.

I was sarcastic once.

This troper is one of the most sincere, genuine, and honest people you will ever meet, and he has honestly no idea why he's posting on this page. He has never once been sarcastic in his entire life.

If you believe that, the troper would like to sell you a large, torch-bearing statue which currently sits on Ennis Island. The owner only used it on Sundays.

I"ll take it!

This troper practically lives in sarcasm mode. It can get kind of confusing when I'm in either GenkiGirl or ShrinkingViolet mode while doing it....

I suppose ''you're'' too busy to?