"Don't call me an idiot, idiot!"

When this troper was in sixth grade, some of the older kids would pass us in the hall and say things like "Just say no!" or "Don't do drugs!" These same kids were suspended later in the year for dipping.

This Tropess was dropping {{Cluster F Bomb}}s everywhere after a hard chemistry test when one of her classmates said "Watch your FUCKING language.

Another time, my male friend was horrified at me when I Came Out (Hur, Hur) to him as a {{Yaoi Fangirl}}, although he admitted to liking lesbian porn two seconds earlier! Another time, when this troperess was at Comi Con, she was with a different male friend. After he rolled his eyes at her for her fujoshi-ness, he was spotted a little while later Ogling a Soi Fong x Yoruichi fanart!

ThisTroper is a member of an {{Anime}} club where the phrase (spoilered for language) your goddam swearing you motherfucking shithead is a group CatchPhrase.

Said club also includes a furvert who almost always wears cat ears and a tail and is usually very quick about finding yiff in Artists' Alley at conventions, but is not immune to {{Squick}} from other members. One of his common comments is to call someone else a freak or pervert (Sometimes using the word hentai) and follow it up with the phrase "Said the guy with the tail"

Similarly, This Troper, while on his Senior trip in high school, brought his DS with him. Whenever someone in the cabin was being rude or running around in their underwear or whatever, he'd yell out, "Stop being so childish, you guys! Now excuse me as I go back to playing Pokémon. Go, Pikachu, go!".

One variation this troper likes to use is "Watch your fucking pottymouth" (obviously not spoilered for language). This has caught on with friends who sometimes ratchet it up a notch by adding the most creative vulgarity they can at the end, eg: "Watch your fucking pottymouth, [cumdumpster/goatbugger/cheesedick/asswhore/unclefucker]!"

This Troper was at a friend's house for a birthday and there was 20 or mroe guys there playing videogames. The mom's birthday was in the room and things were quiet. Suddenly the birthday boy was killed in-game (Halo I think) and swore. The mom lectured him and I agreed with her saying, "Stop F---ing cursing!" Cue laughter of everyone present including the mom and birthday boy.

This troper's father, who's a millwright instructor, is fond of telling his classes "four out of three people don't understand fractions." What's scary is the number of people who do ''not'' get the joke.

This troper is guilty: During a war between my buddies and the Monday Night WWE geeks, the latter pre-empted us and stole the TV in the lounge of our dorms. They then teased my friends by asking "Want to watch with us?" Despite knowing we hated Wrestling. I couldn't resist. My response: "Why would I want to watch grown men run around tights when Heroes is on?"

Yes, I know ''Heroes'' has no tights, but the genre of the show still allows the humor to be understood by the WWE fans.

Now this troper is thinking about what it would be like if there ''were'' tights. Damn.

"I'm Hayden Panettiere, and I'm hot enough that I probably have your attention for at least 30 seconds."

This troper witnessed a similar situation when living in a dorm during WWE's Attitude era; the one female member of our group chastized us for going nutso over some of the female wrestlers, just on the other side of a commercial break from her swooning over The Rock.

That reminds me of those "sexist", "objectification", etc. stickers that StrawFeminist groups create and stick on street advertising which contains scantly clad women, but never on advertising that contains scantly clad men.

There's a "feminist comic book fan bingo" which has the usual grid of arguments made by apologists for misogyny in comics. One of them was the claim that men are objectified in much the same fashion as women. (Not that it would justify objectification of either, but still.) The problem is that I've never been able to find an ''actual'' rebuttal of that claim. And this doesn't count. How many mainstream comic book covers have you seen that focused on nothing but a woman's crotch, butt, or boobs?

It was in my freshman year of high school during math class, and there was a knock on the door. When the teacher went to open it, I said "Who goes there?" as a joke, and then my teacher shouted "EASY!!" Man, saying it like that, it sounds like she needs to follow her own advice.

"Smoking, ugh filthy habit" as you lend someone a light, ideally with a cigarette in your mouth.

This troper's 7-foot-2, 300-plus-pound roommate used to tell people, "Don't smoke, it stunts your growth." Followed by a long, slow drag off a Camel.

Maybe he doesn't WANT to smoke. Quitting smoking is HARD, according to what I've heard.

Two things. Is this roommate well-built or just large and if he is well built can I get an introduction?

I shudder to think how behemothlike this Juggernaut would be sans smoking.

This troper loved to do that, but unlike the above example, he's only 5'8.

This troper was called out by my sister for playing an obnoxious song(said song was by JohnnyCash). She listens to {{Kesha}}. Get the idea?

In around 7th grade the guy who was admittedly one of the ugliest in the grade called me ugly. To be fair I I clean up nicely and didn't always look my best, but still I had no idea how to reply to that (within the possible earshot of a teacher so I couldn't insult back).

My 4th grade teacher once told the class that they shouldn't eat candy in front of others who don't have candy. The very next day she ate candy in front of the whole class, with the ''exact same candy she used in her example the day before''. Also, my mother wouldn't allow me to do a point of view paper on a vocaloid song because in it, someone's head gets chopped off. The sugestion of the vocaloid song came after my mother told me to think of another story to do a point of view on because I was having trouble doing one for The Pearl, in which a babys head is ''shot'' off. Also, I had wanted to do a self demonstrating joke with this entry here, which is why these aren't exactly examples, but I seem to have forgotten what I was going to do... whoops.

Would said song be 'Servant of Evil', by any chance?

Daughter of Evil actualy, I'd have to do the point of view from something other then the original, and since my teacher doesn't know that every vocaloid in that story has been given a point of view...

Well that must've stunk...

This troper would label that as her being a SadistTeacher as well.

My English professor recently stated, "Now, English professors tend to get accused of being obsessed with sex..." before going on to ''unintentionally'' prove that, in fact, she is. Few students in the class agreed with her that Sherlock Holmes mysteries are drenched with an undercurrent of incestuous rape, and even fewer agreed that a circular buzz saw is commonly used as a symbol for the female reproductive system.

My god that second one goes right into NightmareFuel

This troper does this sort of thing near-constantly. He figures that, eventually, someone might get it.

This Troper, While scarfing down a taco, said "Don't eat so fast, you'll get sick"

My favorite case came with a guy who basically lampshaded his own HypocriticalHumor. I was talking to an Irish guy fresh off the boat in the US, mostly about Irish liquor and such. When I mentioned Bushmills Whiskey, the guy got a fond look in his eye and said "ah, that's the good stuff. Made by the Protestants ya know, so I'll never admit that I drink it but I do."

In this tropers grade nine gym class a certain kid named Alex Crawford would jokingly insult pretty much any acquaintance he ever had including this troper, so one day during soccer he told a kid named Joao to "Stop making fun of people" I called him on it and said "you're one to talk". An Idiot}} He acted in total bewilderment and was confused about what I said and walked away.

Sounds like something this troper could have done when he was younger, with the last part being a completely intentional continuation of the joke. A lot of people didn't get the jokes.

This troper, a fan of ShootEmUps, {{Rhythm Game}}s, and ''{{Tetris}}: The Grand Master'' tends to occasionally say something along the lines of "Meh, who gives a crap about some DeadHorseGenre of games / some lame ''GuitarHero'' ripoff [if the rhythm game in question is older than ''Guitar Hero''] / just another ''Tetris'' clone?"

This troper's MarySue friend once got a 98 on her midterms and said she was slacking. This was followed by my line of "This message has been brought to you by the mouth of the honor roll, soccer captain, science olympiad, going on three dates over the weekend slacker."

I (the grammar here is screwed up if I use third person) was sitting at my lunch table, talking to a friend of a friend who didn't hang out at our table very often. The friend made a comment about how violent we all seemed, and I started explaining that really, we're not so violent. This explanation was interrupted by me stopping to yell at my friend to quit kicking me. I pretty much stopped talking after that.

This Troper once started explaining how she disliked Harry Potter fandom...''while wearing a Snape T-shirt''. She lampshaded it, saying "This probably isn't the best shirt for me to be saying all this in, is it?"

This troper's friend in drama club begrudgingly accepted a few potato chips when she didn't have any lunch, saying they would make her fat. Two minutes later, another girl gave her half of her calzone, and she promptly scarfed the whole thing down.

This troper knows people that absolutely loathe ''StarTrek''. To the point they can list what's wrong with '''every single episode''' of all the series. Hmm......

I loathe Twilight to the point of listing what's wrong with every single book. I also feel you cannot criticise something you haven't experienced. Those who do otherwise are hard to take seriously.

It ''is'' kind of a catch-22, but it's hard to take them seriously either way. Generally I have the most respect for someone who gives a series a fair shot, and then stops reading/watching it if they don't like it.

To this Venezuelan troper's opinion, is quite funny how the Venezuelan government accuses the opposition of fascism while calling the president Commander, diving the political parties as battalions, having their members going around in military uniforms and finishing speeches with "Fatherland, Socialism and Death. We shall be victorious!"

Did your government ever think that the reason that the US and Venezuela are on such tense relations with one another is because whenever our governments get together Chavez acts like a dick?

In the 90s, a well known Mexican political satire magazine dedicated an entire issue to mock socialism's failure, including a section by ''{{Rius}}'' dedicated to lampoon Castro's regime in Cuba, this invoked angry letters from its readers, including someone who described his travel there and how he saw that everything was peachy and the only problems that existed were the blockade's fault, the writting ended emphasizing that he "Was not a foreigner swimming in dollars as you might think", instead that he was a "simple" student who entered an exchange program ''sponsored'' by the Cuban government.

This troper responds to any kind of product placement on 4chan's /tg/ board with "If you viral market on my /tg/, I will reach out of your flashy new [=GameScience=] dice and strangle you".

this troper: #QUOTE#Stevie: Shut the fuck up. #QUOTE#Me: Dude, do you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth of yours? #QUOTE#Stevie: Yeah.

This troper is a lazy and hypocritical bastard, and she knows it. Yet, she hates how Humanity doesn't do anything to make world a better place, and how Protestantism is hypocritical about saying that Catholicism is the son of the Devil, but rebelled from such with the exact same reason Lucifer has rebelled against God (equalling him in power and control, with a different set of rules).

Yeah, that would be an interpretation, rather than a recounting. I.e., a Protestant will tell you they rebelled against the Catholics because they STARTED MAKING STUFF UP. Any non-proponent of religion will crack up here; as YOU CHANGED IT NOW IT SUCKS.

After this Troper's Uncle and Aunt called to let us know what a wonderful time they had at our house (In particular, they mentioned how delicious my sister's baking was) she replied "It's a slow-working poison".

I'm not sure that counts as this trope, but it ''is'' hilarious.

This troper was once sitting at the dinner table with her parents, talking about whatever came to mind. At some point, she scolded them with, "Tsk tsk, you're so impatient," a split second before turning to the perpetually barking dog and yelling, "BE QUIET!"

There was a wank on Fandom Wank about someone writing a sort of reverse-SlashFic. That is, they made a canonically gay character straight. Regular slash-ficcers were outraged, but the only coherent reason was that it was implying that homosexuality "wasn't good enough". This troper found it hilarious that the authour was going "It's just smut! It doesn't mean anything!" in bewilderment, which is the most common slasher defense. Making straight characters gay for your squiggly feelings ain't exactly the moral high ground either. There was also a slasher saying men shouldn't write slash. At all. Male or female. Even if they are themselves gay.

This troper finds it kind of comedic that a canonically gay character could not be made bi for smut purposes with the opposite sex. I would find that perfectly adequate.

How many ''slashfics'' actually involve bisexuals? Aren't they often just "welp, gay now. Gotta sleep with my attractive best friend."?

If they want to be ignorant and make things silly. Smarter slashwriters go with BiTheWay and make it more about the emotional connection. Or then they make the character a DepravedBisexual and go with full-on PWP.

This troper and her friends were talking one morning when one of them started discussing an internet game called Torture; the object of the game was to kill the victim in the goriest way possible...using [=AK47s=], rifles, swords, etc. This following conversation occurred: #QUOTE#Troper: That is just ''sick''! #QUOTE#Friend#1: Sounds cool to me; great for practice--I mean, relieving stress... #QUOTE#Friend#2 (the one talking about Torture): There's also this game with those voodoo dolls, where you can use pins and hammers and stuff on them. #QUOTE#Troper: ''Sweet!'' #QUOTE#Friend#1: What the hell?! You say that Torture is sick, but you wanna play a game that involves stabbing a doll?! #QUOTE#Troper: It's a whole different scenario! #QUOTE#Friend#1: Oh, please! You're just as sadistic as the rest of us are!

This troper spent one session on a forum inserting a TVTropes link into about every second or third post she made, then reassured another poster that he wasn't a cesspool of incoherence unless he "managed to link to some stupid wiki with every other post". ''And'' those words were linked to this page.

This troper did this in a fanfic he wrote. In one scene, the main character--who has seen a mermaid the night before--is asking sailors if they've ever seen a mermaid. One says that he doesn't believe in such silly tales. He only believes in God's word. Of course, he's not sure if very many people got the joke, as it's a subtle Take That against religion.

Subtle like a flaming brick to the face.

Nobody ever pointed it out in their reviews. Besides, most of the readers are Shippers who would probably have that joke fly right over their heads since they're just there for kissy-kissy.

Sort of unintentional on my part: I hate the colour pink.

Classmate: Then, why are you wearing that shirt? It's pink.

I do despise the colour pink, but the shirt was: A. Comfortable, and B. The first clean thing my groping hands found that morning. So, those facts kinda canceled out my unhappiness at the colour.

This troper's motto is "Just cause I'm a hypocrite doesn't mean you can be one too!"

Back in my day, I didn't toss "back in my day" insults at younger kids! 20.

This troper, to a new guy at the comic shop: And don't bend the spines on the new comics when you read them. #QUOTE#'''New Guy''': But, you're doing that right now. #QUOTE#'''Me'''(realizing I am): You didn't let me finish! don't bend the spines on the new comics when you read them, unless you intend to pay for them. #QUOTE#'''New Guy''': So you're going to buy that issue of Onslaught Reborn. #QUOTE#'''Me''': Probably not, it sucks.

This Troper tends to use stealthy HypocriticalHumor, by criticizing groups of people he's in. For example "Only a complete nerd could go to the cinema to see ''Revenge of the Sith''" while sitting in the first row.

This (female) Troper tends to unleash her inner StrawFeminist when someone says something along the lines of "the difference between men and women is that men are rational and women are emotional." Needless to say, her inner StrawFeminist is not the most rational person. Fortunately, said troper does have the good humor to realize what she's doing, quit it, and laugh at herself.

{{Excel-2009}}. I attend a Christian school. This morning one of my classmates asked anyone if they hoped that the professor wouldn't show up. I said back, "That's a horrorble, unchristian thing to say. But, yeah, I do."

Came up earlier today, in a chat conversation this troper was in (when some other people were discussing pot): "I don't do any of that horrible shit, I wouldn't defile my body with drugs like that! *takes another swig from his 32 oz. [=UberCaf=] soda* "

In this troper's high school he's heard African Americans refer to other people as the n-word, and then laughing about it. Do they even know who that word was created for?

I really hope that you're a troll. If you aren't then I'm going to guess that you probably go to a private school in Maine or something where there are literally no black people.

I'll just assume you haven't seen (or heard) many of the black comedians out there. It's totally true -- if you're black, it's fine to say ni**er. If you're not black, you'll be crucified (sometimes literally) for it.

This troper and a friend once started doing jumping jacks for no particular reason, causing my roommate to remark disapprovingly that it was "not the behavior of sane people." Prior to this, she had compared her hair to an IronMaiden guitar solo, complete with sound effects. Afterward, she claimed to feel as "fresh as a spring falcon", almost fell down the stairs en route to our dorm room, did AirplaneArms going down the hallway, and intentionally startled me while I was holding a cup of tea, although she knew I was holding a cup of tea and was not attempting to make me hate her.

I personally am a fan of HypocriticalHumour. I do it a lot, too. Whenever I get pissed (which is a lot), I generally punch the person annoying me. Every now and then, someone comes onto the scene and says something along the lines of, "Well, aren't you violent?" I respond by saying, "Not that much," and punching them in the process.

My logic lecturer: "But WE ARE ENGENEERS. We don't need to think".

{{Jonn}} knows a young woman who calls a three-year old kid "baby". The young woman in question is two.

This Troper had a friend claim that people who were good at math were also uncreative. As a joke, said troper attempted to deny it in the most StrawVulcan way she could.

This Chivalrous Pervert is occasionally called out for reprimanding Lovable Sex Maniacs, Handsome Lechs, and Leisure Suit Larry's.

Myself - "You are a disgusting pervert, how dare you speak to this gorgeous lady like that!"

Random Friend - "Johnny, you're a pervert too."

Myself - "I am aware of that."

After a long drive, our group was getting a little antsy to get to our destination. This troper's brother, the driver, remarked about the rest of us: "Gettin' a little stir-crazy in here..." and maybe a millisecond after that screamed "GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" as the car in front of us was a little slow on the turn. "Gettin' a little stir-crazy here" became the running joke of the trip.

Twilightsucks.com is filled with lots of riffing on Twilight fans who can't take any criticism of the books. The hypocritical part comes in because threads that hold Harry Potter to the same very high standard that us antis hold Twilight to are consistently trolled by a couple of users informing them that they're WRONG and HP IS OMG THE BEST BOOK EVUH!11!! and one user (an administrator, no less!) at one point decided to wage a one man war on the antis who despise the new Star Trek film.

In this troper's ethics class, there was an assignment to read a book about moral relativism and answer questions on a worksheet. The writers of the book used overly complicated language in describing everything. So, for this troper's conclusion on the worksheet, he decided to write an essay as a StealthParody of the writers' style of writing, using pretentious language throughout and abusing the Thesaurus feature of Microsoft Word when I was stuck for a comple word. In one part of the essay, I complained about the "overly loquacious syntax" of every sentence the writers wrote. (This troper's only hope is that his teacher, with his warped sense of humor, will get the joke.)

This troper witnessed an instance that overlapped with TheFundamentalist. In a discussion about what distinguishes faith from fundamentalism, a person brought up a difference between Orthodox Christianity and Catholicism (all this took place in Italy): namely, that Catholics believe in the existence of Purgatory while Orthodox Christians don't. I thought the argument would go as "Seeing a church as the only good one and the other as wrong because of a detail like this is what a Fundamentalist would do". I was quite disappointed to hear the person - an Orthodox - say that believing in something as useless as Purgatory is fundamentalism, while adhering to Orthodoxy is faith.

This Troper has a "friend" who grew up in rural Michigan, and is very, very racist. He hates black people, especially Somalians, who are a big population in our city. The funny part? He only likes Asian women.

This troper always gets a good chuckle whenever he hears someone say "No Habla Espaniol".

Je ne parle pas Francais.

Ani lo m'daberit Ivrit.

YourMileageMayVary. This tropette has learned the phrase "Je ne parle pas Francais" by heart because a moderate amount of tourists pass by in the summer and I have been asked directions (I assume) by people jabbering away in French. All I know is that one sentence.

Really, "I don't speak your language" makes some sense as the one sentence one would know in that language... Otherwise, you might look like a lunatic.

For some background info on this, our dishwasher is broken and we had to wash dishes by hand. We had just finished Easter dinner and mom was washing while me and my younger sister were rinsing and drying. #QUOTE#Mom: And don't go returning my washes. #QUOTE#Me: ? #QUOTE#Mom: Your sister, she kept rejecting the clean dishes I gave her, saying they weren't 'clean enough'. #QUOTE#Me: Mommy, I would never do that. #QUOTE#(Pause) #QUOTE#Me: (Hands her a plate she just handed me to rinse) This has some deviled egg on it.

Seen on another videogames messageboard, when someone had just linked to TVTropes (and yes, the original quote had links to the potholed entries) -> NO! LINKING! TO! TVTROPES! EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!

This (American) troper often uses the phrase "bloody Brits".

This troper, even at twenty years old, has to show her dad the mangas she buys when he's with her in the store, so he can check and see if he thinks it's too "sexy." (For instance, he once refused to buy her a volume of {{Inuyasha}} because of scene featuring Kagome bathing.) He recently checked through her BlackButler manga to check for nudity, and gave it back saying it was alright for her to read. And then he grabbed, and purchased, a book called "Nymphos of the Amazon."

Wait, what the fuck? Um, why not buy them yourself? Your post = MindRape.

This Troper will always correct spelling using "Bad Spellign" as the reason.

Me, while discussing internet drama with his friends: "Fucking furries and their constant drama. *swishes his vulpine tail idly* "

This troper's friend would constantly critize obsessive crazed fangirls. While wearing her 'Mrs Dean Winchester' t-shirt.

HighOctaneNightmareFuel redefined.

Self-deprecation is this lurker's standard form of humour, so hypocritical commentaries get tossed around a lot. A classical example: "I hate it when women get objectified! A woman is more than her body, for crying out loud, we're not Neanderthals anymore, women aren't just pieces of- *exceptionally ''hot'' classmate walks by* sweet delicious chocolate pies of God! *exceptionally hot classmate gets out of visual range* It sickens me. Supermodels in underwear just to be gandered at are the reason feminism is standing still!" I did acknowledge the hypocrisy... on the part of me being a StrawFeminist.

A scenario that happened at lunch time: -> Troper: *eating lunch* -> Friend: She has chicken nuggets! Tasteless white filth! -> Troper: ...But you ''like'' my mom's chicken nuggets. -> Friend: True. *holds out hand, expecting me to give him a chicken nugget*

I occasionally talk to myself quietly when I think I'm alone, usually thinking aloud by way of giving myself instructions. At least once I've realized how silly it is and intentionally used this trope by adding "...and don't talk to yourself, people will think you're weird".

Seconded.

HarryPotter's YaoiFangirl[=s=] really like the idea of Sirius/Remus. So much so, in fact that they spent a lot of time insisting both were exclusively homosexual. Remus got married, and when Team Potter enters Sirius' childhood room, they find it covered in Gryffindor flyers and pictures of motorcycles and Muggle pinups, which would indicate Sirius was exclusively heterosexual. The slash fangirls immediately and to this day claim that there was still the possibility that both men were Bi, despite previously holding the exact opposite position and hating anyone who disagreed..

Today as this troper's college debating society, a guy with shoulder-length black hair, piercings black jeans, combat boots and a T-shirt of the shock rock band Gwar put forth the argument that the themes, lyrics and mood of metal music has a negative influence on our youth, particularly using the band Gwar as an example.

Figures it would be a Gwar fan- For half their act they personify mostly stuff the real life members protest against, for the other half they kill other things that personify the same.

Three words. Learn to Grammar.

This troper once saw a car with a "Support local businesses - buy American!" next to a bumper sticker of "Boycott the big three". If that wasn't enough, it was also on an ''Audi''.

This troper uses this from time to time. A recent example was in my ecology class at my college. During a break (it's a 2-hour-and-45-minute class), some guys were talking about SouthPark. I looked up from the book I was reading to say "aren't you guys a little old for cartoons?" The book I was reading? A book from TheSimpsons Library of Wisdom. The kicker was that I'm actually older than most of them. Yeah....

This troper was talking about RobotChicken skits with a friend and I told him that I didn't find the CalvinAndHobbes and Garfield skits funny because I grew up reading the comic strips and wasn't too fond about having certain aspects of my childhood messed with. Minutes later I pointed out that it would be funny to see Oswald finally erupt in a jealous rage at Mickey Mouse.

This troper (who has yet to have sex) has a joke that, to find out if a person needs to get laid quickly, ask if they can recite a summery all of the books they are studying off the top of their head. If they manage it, then get them a partner quickly. This troper has a very good memory, so, yes, he can do this.

This troper, after having a discussion about how it's wrong to call women by disrespectful names and how he was raised not to hit a female: #QUOTE# Girl: (''playing my game'') I think I accidentally released one of your pokemon... #QUOTE# Troper: Excuse me? I will smack a bitch over pokemon.

The same troper can often be heard saying things like "All these Black people are getting on my nerves," "What is with rednecks stereotyping whole groups of people because of what a few of them do?" or "Why are all men such idiots?"

Sometimes, when I see one of my friends trying to be forced into something he doesn't want to do, I say to him, "Don't do it, X! Don't give in to peer pressure!" Then I see if anyone gets it. I also like the phrase "Be unique and different, just like everybody else!"

This troper goes berserk when he gets mistaken for JustinBieber. He yells out, without qualms: "IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO CRAZY-ASS MUSIC, I WOULD'VE WATCHED NOTHING BUT ANIME FOR THE LAST X FUCKING WEEKS!

This troper has a funny question: "If someone asked if you swear, would saying "Fuck, no!" answer their question?

This troper's brother once accused his friends of having no life when he noticed they were listed as "online" on his Messenger every night he logged on.

This troper once saw restroom graffiti that said "I do not understand the fascination with writing on things".

This troper was saw a sticker that said "My bike isn't powered by war"...on an SUV.

This troper once called her friends nerds. Then they pointed out that she said this while wearing a T-Shirt that said "Zombies want me for my brain".

When I was explaining to my sister that bragging is bad, I said, "Look, say whatever you want. I'm always correct." And she gave me that "you are a complete idiot" look.

This troper laughed when reading a youtube comment about The Mysterious Stranger that said along the lines of, "Why did Albert Einstein let those kids meet that guy? I thought he was supposed to be a genius." It was Mark Twain though the clay animation did make them look similar.

Whenever this troper goes to church, his father keeps chiding him from looking things up on the Internet on my iPod during service. Yet when I take a look at what he's doing on his iPhone, nine times out of ten, he's either updating his Facebook or looking at various t-shirts online.

There's a problem with this troper's brother because he can't accept having a videogame work in a way he doesn't like, which results in him cursing. Out of my entire family, my mother is the one to voice the most disapproval of this, however, she does the same thing when her computer works in a way she doesn't like. Guess who gives most disapproval to her on that?

There's another moment involving myself. Whenever my brother is really trying to drive me nuts, I question how he can have friends with his cruelty, egotism, foul mouth and need to throw footballs at everyone. The hypocricy comes in because I don't have many friends myself, although because I'm anti-social. Ain't it sad?