This troper can lapse into this when a video game or {{That One Boss}} is getting par-ti-cu-lar-ly frustrating.

Non-video game example: Troper upon seeing who apparently voiced Vega in an ADV dub of StreetFighterII V (direct quote): #QUOTE# Daaaaaaaaaa...! V-V-V-V-V... B-B-B-B-V-V-V-V... aadadadadadaaaa~...!

Yes, I was so shocked from seeing it that ''I couldn't even form a simple word, let alone a sentence''.

I'm assuming you mean Vic Mignogna. I guess I'd be more surprised if I hadn't already heard him as Brolly in DragonBall Z.

Original troper here, almost lapsed into {{angrish}} again. Did you not see the fricking pothole?

This troper's response to recieving a 10/20 on a math quiz: #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' There's a...and I just...But that's terri...

Whenever I start losing at any CallOfDuty's multiplayer, it sounds a bit like this: #QUOTE#'''Me:''' What? I just-- ERGH!!! OH COME ON I DUMPED A FUCKING MAG IN--OOH!!! WHY IS HE NOT-- RAGERFRAZERGODFUCKINGBLAHDIEWERGZSHISGRAH!!!!! FUCK IT! RARGH!!! *RageQuit*

Me again. I just remembered that StreetFighter also makes me prone to angrish.:And therefore {{Rage Quit}}s I was playing it when a few friends came over once. HilarityEnsued as I spouted incoherent bursts mixed with {{Cluster F Bomb}}s.

This troper lapses into this when something someone does takes him by surprise. It sounds like "Hagee...but...how did...GRAH!

This troper's favourite {{Angrish}} word: Arghiabargle!

After this troper's dad broke his leg in a skiing accident, he was spewing this for hours. The nurse actually had to tell him "sir, it's okay if you want to swear..."

After finding that she was reacting badly (and painfully, as in part of one underarm ''fluroescent-red-and-burning'' painful) to a supposedly''' 'sensitive' ''' Aloe Vera deoderent, This Troper's reaction was as such... #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' Wha...but...ffffffffrable *''Sound which can only be describled as a cross between a burble and a growl''* realebvleeggneiadgdfgazf...ALOE VERA!

This Troper puts himself in for it by playing Super Mario World Rom-hacks. While playing the second in a RIDICULOUSLY long duo of games. To give an idea of how long, the total count of combined worlds is 22, all of which consist largely of Marathon Levels, which leads to some unfortunate findings like "Bowser's Secret 1." #QUOTE#Troper: ''Wait, you MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE? WHY WOULD YOU... BUT THEY'RE... WHAT!? *freak grumbling* BUT I DONT WANNA!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GET THE GREEN BUTTON, IJUSTWANNAPUSH THEBUTTONITSNOTTHATHARDISIT? *Cries softly, still mumbling about the friggin' button*''

This troper, when really pissed off, has been known to verbally disintegrate. Afterwards, he tends to refer to it as "inventing new swear-words", although "ghhhharraghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" barely qualifies as a word at all.

He is now working on a FilkSong of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" that's about ''IWannaBeTheGuy'', and the last chorus pretty much descends into variations on "Hurdadurdledur" as a ShoutOut to the LetsPlay. (The "Impossible Mode" filk is ''entirely'' variations on "hurdadurdledur". It gets rather repetitive after a while.)

This troper would very much like to hear that when it's completed.

For more examples, consider the later pages of this forum thread. Warning: contains ''{{FATAL}}''.

When this troper plays ''CityOfHeroes'' with his friends, there's a lot of "goddamn motherfucking fuckity fuckers!" One time, one of my friends wearily requested that I add more variety to my swears, but I can't think on my feet that fast. The next time an appropriate situation arose, I said something akin to "Goddamn agi-friggi-pagi-shmag-urf-bif-wat-DAAHH." My friend didn't seem to think it was that much better.

This Troper ''loved'' WolverineAndTheXMen...for the first 12 episodes or so. Then came an episode where Logan called out Cyclops for, essentially, doing something Wolverine is famous for...namely haring off on his own to wreak widespread havok on the bad guys. The hypocrisy demonstrated in that moment by what had up till then been an okay depiction of Wolverine caused his speech centers to shut down. #QUOTE#@/{{Ingonyama}}: "What...but--he just...and he does...you fu-...and '''what?!''' AAAARGH!"

It's not hypocrisy. Wolverine has never wanted leadership if for no other reason than that a guy prone to berserking is not someone that should be followed. Cyclops is their field commander; everyone looks to him as their rock. Wolverine was trying to drive home the fact that the only reason he had stepped up as a leader was because Cyclops failed to be the man Wolverine has known for years.

Usually after a couple moments of alternating between the milder swear words, cursing whatever/whoever is responsible for her frustration and random incoherant noises, @/DarkInsanity13 will shout "FRUSTRATED NOISES!" in an effort to avoid a ClusterFBomb (you know she's really worked up when she does manage to drop at least one.)

{{Angrish}} is the only way to get This Troper's mother out of the "I'm ''not'' arguing, I'm trying- could you please stop interrupting me!?" "Stop arguing, and ''don't tell me what to do''!" loop.

This Troper, whose friends are a mix of jerk asses and ChaoticStupid, are very much prone to making him (incidentally, the OnlySaneMan of the group) break into this. #QUOTE# You... but... WHY?!?!? *a minute's worth of cursing and rage*

@/{{Miso}} has a shoddy modem. Her internet connection ALWAYS goes out, requiring her to stop doing whatever it was she was doing and fix it, which can take up to an hour. And then the internet goes out again two minutes later. This leads to angrish in a subdued form. #QUOTE# I... just... it... ARGH! *RAGE*

Let me just put it this way. Beating Mario on a no-powerups run is a bad idea. #QUOTE# FUCKINGPENGUINSHITAAAAHHHSNOWEVERYWHEREGODDAMNBURNBURNEVERYTHINGWHYISN'TBURNINGWORKINGDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDEIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In addition to the usual, "I can't believe it! I...arrgh! What is wrong with---!?" this troper, like ohmigawd, like lapses into valley girl speak for some super-weird reason, you know?

When this troper gets overly frustrated he tends to break into Yosemete Sam speak. Unintelligible half-words (that aren't even real words to begin with). "Whatthefrazz--frika-stupa-stupi-grabba-frakkan (growls and waves arms).... FUCK!"

Whenever I get really, really frustrated, I lose all ability to speak in sentences... So everything I want to say comes out in a garbled mess like this: You-Oh my God-damn-aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!! And then I storm off.

This Troper enjoyed AssasinsCreed pretty thoroughly, until he had to assasinate Sibrand. The acrobatic mechanics, which had done a fantastic job throughout the game, decided they didn't want to work with any degree of precision. Altair dies if he lands in water deeper than his ankles. Direct quote: #QUOTE# AAGRAGRARGARARRRAGGGRLEGGGLREAEARRE!

This Troper is tri-lingual, which results in moments of pure frustration and anger that are expressed by a string of random curses in English, French, and Japanese, until the syllables start running together into a glorious olio of incomprehensible hatred expressed sonically.

Happened to This Tropette during a meeting where someone was taking down the minutes. My nonsensical, angry outburst was recorded as *WORDLESS RAGE.* I thought it was really funny, once I calmed down.

This Troper just sort of grunts whenever she's annoyed and doesn't want to give a proper response.

I spend a fair amount of time in a chemistry lab, and I often have to operate spectrometers that are probably older than I am (and I'm 21). They're slow, unreliable and more likely than not are missing a "cancel" button. #QUOTE#No, I don't want to... noooo... why won't you... no, NO, BEHAVE... NO STOP THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO... STUPID MACHINE... WHAT'S ERROR 55?.... NOO DON'T YOU CRASH YOU STUPID ARSE MONKEY NUTGRIMPLINGOOOGABOOGABUNQULMINTLAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH

Sometimes, when I'm at a loss of how to describe something, I babble a bit, then say a short (often 2 or 3 word) phrase that actually ends up being the best one. I've also done this on purpose.

This troper, when he's very angry at a game which is behaving unfairly, is known to sound like Tourette's case on crack. Including the creation of new offensive phrases and even words. Everyone enjoys watching him play games, obviously.

As well, he has a friend, who chants and prays in {{Angrish}} when losing at video games. When that happens, he stops losing.

Sincde this troper has a thing against cussing, I often end up having moments like, this. My personal favorite out of all my angrish moments is as follows, "I... I... Na... No... He... I... No... I'm not!!! You... Cra... Rrrggh." following one of my female friends calling me gay because I wanted to see some of the artwork, which just happened to have Yaoi in it.

I make a noise best transcribed as "Ghkt!" whenever someone managed to get me angry enough, if I'm not yelling a string of curses and waving my arms like a moron. I react to actual ''stupidity'', though like this: "ARGHWHYAREYOUVIOLATINGTHELAWSOFPHYSICS!!"

This troper does this, a lot. "Goddamnsonoffuckdamnbiiiiiiiiitch!" Being her favorite, along with "God fucking damn this piece of fucking shit!" which comes up when playing a videogame and an AI enemy pulls off something ridiculous. Happens in CityOfHeroes every now and then when an enemy (a SINGLE enemy, not a mob) is able to pile on debuff after debuff onto my character with perfect success. ''Oh come on... What the... Son of... Friggin'... HOW THE HELL?! THAT'S NOT FUCKIN' POSSIBLE!''

This Troper gets bouts of this when dealing with Sonic's final boss in Sonic & Knuckles. "Wha...the...fu...Hit detection...lag..."

This Troper is the kind of person who must '''always''' get OneHundredPercentCompletion in any game she's playing. So imagine her frustration when she discovered more than half way through FinalFantasyX2 that, in the VERY beginning of the game, she was supposed to find Yuna hiding behind a bunch of crates wearing a moogle costume and then press the X button. It went a bit like this: "What the ... I ... she ... BEHIND THE CRATES?! FFFFF - IWASALMOSTFINISHEDYOUSTUPIDBITCH!"

This troper, when extremely brain-broken, is prone to speaking in random consonant sounds (as "Hh.. wh.. buh.. th.. gh.. nnh..") On one notable occasion, though, upon hearing about a bunch of freshmen blatantly texting and sleeping at the theatre, she sounded more like this: "''kill stab maim murder slay burn destroy die die die''" ...and so on and so forth.

This Troper used to work in a factory that packed and shipped out candy (among other things). One of the people who had been sorting things out for orders to be packed had been messing up all day (really yesterday, as it had all been done in advance). It was becoming more and more frustrating. Not being confrontational and the person not being there anyways at the time, it just got bottled up. About the twentieth time, though, and having to go back and grab some from extras for the millionth time, he accidently made something fall and it all came out at once. He started spouting out all of his frustration on the spot in low but definetly audible volumes. What's more, he was doing it at a rapid pace, fully comprehensibly, possibly matching ''the Micromachines Man.'' It caused one of his coworkers to burst out laughing. If he could manage to do it on cue, he might have a future in voice acting. Sadly, that's not the case.

This Troper has this kind of reaction when he is sniped in any FPS, A real GameBreaker to me. My literal reaction when I am sniped is something like but.. whole map.. no chance.. fuck.

This troper's reaction to the physics engine in Saints Row 2 spazzing out during a timed mission and launching him out to sea from the middle of the city? #QUOTE#"Wha... phys... what did I... fucking... I didn't... 's sake... HOWTHEFUCK?!"

Once again in the Row, this troper got distracted by Pierce's constant bitching during the Heli Assault activity, crashed into a building and died. The sound that came out of the now enraged troper's mouth went something like this... #QUOTE#"ARGHPIERCEDAHGAHTOTALBASTARD! IF YOU H-HAD JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH I... THAT... GAHHHHH!"

Resistance 2: #QUOTE#"...FGHFHSFDHFDGHBBDBFDBDGBDGBF! I-I-I got blown up by bloody nothing!"

My games hate me. Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage. Having my entire life bar wiped in one attack from Thouzer or however you spell his name. #QUOTE#"But... One! One, one, one, one, but... oh my, one, one..."

This troper's dad was frustrated after having nearly been hit twice by other drivers who seemed to not notice his car. "But... car! Red! Big! Red! Car!"

This Troper descended into this after getting killed by a cheap move the final boss used in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Crystal Bearers #QUOTE#"What!? what the fuck! I can't believe this you...you..motherfucking...you...ARGH!"

This Troper tends to do this A LOT. Particularly when gaming, and ''particularly'' particularly when playing IWannaBeTheGuy and {{Prototype}}. Also tends to overlap with a lot of "FUCKING...Fuck! What the...FUCK! Fucking...fucking...what the Jesus FUCK?". Apparently watching me play {{Prototype}} was very entertaining.

A particularly nice example of this from this troper's life. #QUOTE#''Mom:'' [says something true but painful] #QUOTE#''Me:'' What... but that's just... I mean I... that's just st... what... I mean that's just.... what?!

I do this a lot in videogames. Or when I get truly angry. I'm like the fucking hulk when I'm angry despite my small stature. I tend to throw things around and go ballistic, with my speech going to pot. On occasion, alcohol fuels this into a "corruption."

astfgl is my favourite expression when I'm stumped stumped.

This troper has an online acquaintance who keyboard mashes the home row when he's mad. He himself prefers the simple 'fffffffff' when he's feeling incoherently raged.

This Troper's vocabulary consists of 25% normal speech, 25% Cluster F Bombs and 50% Angrish. And when I am angry, that 25% of normal speech is shared between the other two.

This Troper has a tendency to not even be able to react and then let off a frustrated groan.

This Trooper once fell into the lake, in April. The lake hadn't warmed up yet. I distinctly recall screaming "It's cold! It's really cold!" But apparently it came out as nothing but gibberish.

This normally stoic and deadpan troper lapsed into huge bouts of this while playing SonicTheHedgehog2006 (hey, don't judge me. I hated the game but I had purchased it and ''I was going to get my monies worth'') #QUOTE#"Huh. Sonic is dead. Shame. Well, I least I can trade in this piece o-" #QUOTE#(Elise leans in to kiss sonic) #QUOTE#"No..." #QUOTE#(Elise plants the necro-bestial kiss) #QUOTE#"WHATTHECRAPAMYDOSOMETHINGGRAFAGRELBLEARGIWILLSLAUGHTERYOUALLDGK,JQYMJEQHJMYRTEQWFTASDQWSHNNXB! (shrieking).

This Troper, when angry, confused, surprised, etc, will shout things that usually involves chickens, monkeys, pie, and death.

"GRAHH-- YOU MONKEY CHICKEN PIE FACE, I ... RGH. I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A TOOTHBRUSH."

"What. the. chickenmonkey?!"

"NYA! AH! AAAH MONKEYPIE!"

When a person says something stupid, I'm usually pretty quick on the snark. But when I tried to explain how the magnetic poles of the earth can flip, and one of the girls in the class replied "Wait, their are actual poles there?", my response was pure "...what? I mean, yeah but...not magnets... they aren't for.... they...what...how did you get that...wazzle feaddle fawarghzle? *head desk*" I actually lost the ability to form sentences, followed by the ability to form words followed by actually hitting my head on the table hard enough to *actually leave a crack* and laughing maniacally for about ten minutes whilst the lesson continued. Similar things have happened, but never on such a level to break me and put my brain out of commission for so long.

This troper had a pretty good lapse of Angrish upon getting his ass kicked in {{BlazBlue}} the other day: #QUOTE# "What the... fucking... bitch... Jin... shit... FUCK YOU!" *flips off TV screen*

This troper progresses in stages. First, mock confusion, typified by a FlatWhat. Then exasperation. Then a ClusterFBomb. Then a ClusterFBomb freely switching between English, French, and Japanese. Then, true to this trope, comes a string (usually two or three minutes in length) of complete nonsense syllables that don't even remotely resemble language. He's just glad nobody has ever thought to film this for [=YouTube=].

Whenever I have the misfortune to slip into Angrish, I end up totally weirding out everyone around me. I start speaking faster and faster and when I lose track of what I'm saying, random internet memes show up, and at the end, I literally say, really loudly, BLAAAAHHHH. I actually did it once during a oral presentation being sent across skype because the teacher was sick. I got bonus points because it was so funny apparently. The characters in the Great Gatsby are morons.

Fighting I-No induced some (literally) controller-chewing rage in me. #QUOTE# '''Dad:''' "What language is that?" #QUOTE# '''Me:''' "Anger."

Whenever this troper's little brother plays a game, he tends to enter a very hammy and oh-so-very {{Narm}} form of this trope.

This troper has come across two versions of this:

First being regular {{Angrish}}/ChewbaccaDefense from her brother who will start randomly spouting noise whenever she tries to disagree with him. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' "But that--" #QUOTE#'''Bro:''' "ABADABAMRUGLFURGLFRABBADERBABLUH" #QUOTE#'''Me:''' "....."

Second being the adult version of Angrish which I call Hornish that I frequently hear from male friends #QUOTE#'Urghhh I just wanna- grab and- MMRGUUUGHHGH'

Pokemon tends to bring out this Troper's Angrish. #QUOTE#"Buh-guh-huh...Duh...YOU...DRAGON TYPE! ICE TYPE! FUCKYOUINTHEFUCKINGFACEWITHYOUROWNFUCKINGOUTRAGELANCE!I'LLKILLYOU

This Troper's brother often walks along singing, stubs his toe, and holds the key whilst screaming. I also scream OH FOR THE LOVE OF BLIMMIN BLOB! occasionally.

I just linked a friend of mine to the page about Law}} Chandler's Law, and her reactions to the picture there were, "WHAAAAAAAAAA" "WHAT IS THAT" "But...he..." "What the fuuuuuck..." "What..?"

You. me. Cliffhanger. And it kills you.

This troper let out this along with a BigNo when her portable DVD player started acting up. Later, when she began struggling with one of the other 2 DVD players (one was in a room that was off limits due to a bug infestation) for a while and realizing it was a lost cause, she stepped outside and across the yard to drop an F-Bomb...and it came out as this.

This troper tends to just mentally shut down and scream "Dah!" when sufficiently angry or annoyed. It helps that, out in public, {{Angrish}} is a lot less objectionable than {{Cluster F Bomb}}.

This Troper collapsed into this during an incident where my good-for-nothing cousin tried to show my little sister and I a "funny picture," chose the wrong result on Google, and wound accidentally pulling up what I will loosely refer to as "pornography." Also known as the first time that this Troper literally saw red and was ready to murder his cousin.

I do this sometimes when I'm very confused, surprised, or very very VERY MAD. I have six stages of language: Programmer Mode (Cannot speak in a way most people would understand, but can work with split disassembles for Sega Genesis games), Coherent Sentence (ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, plus can even understand small bits of Japanese, French, German, and Spanish from best to worst), Almost Average Teen (Only a chunk of English, a bit of Japanese, and a couple words in French and German), ClusterFBomb (Volcabulary consists only of swear words in various languages and a couple of simple words that could ''almost'' describe the current situation), Crap Crap Shit (Only English swear words), and Angrish (nonsense and animal noises, brain shutting down language centers). If someone or something pushes my BerserkButton, I'll start going "[=Bauh-grgh-GRAHRRrhghhh-garglegrrrgh-GRRaaAAGH! GRAARRRRRRRGH!=]" and frothing at the mouth. This combined with my CuteLittleFangs looks... interesting.

Update: I have added bird-like aliens called the Xe into my original writing, and their native language is based on my Angrish. It mostly consists of swear words, and I have text files with very small dictionaries for both my own Angrish and the modified version used by the Xe. One kind of Xe can be seen here, for those who want to know what they look like

When playing Sasha's level on {{Psychonauts}}, this troper gets a little...excited. #QUOTE#Me: Fucking turn! Turn you who- what! Fucking demons! I don't- gra, how do you- No! No! Gnah! Die! I- TURN AROUND AND SHOOT HIM YOU CU- why the hell did- it exploded on me how- what! CLIMB THE LADDER! GO UP! UP! Climb the- No, don't you dare! *dies* RAAAAAAAAAA gara fuckin you shuttin fuckin ga who in what- *beats fists furiously against keyboard* GODDAMNIT I WILL KILL YOU I WILL KILL YOU ALL GODDAMNIT DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO AAAAAAAAA!

BioShock. The first of those Fontaine levels. Tougher splicers than earlier, and not to mention the ''health bar maximum is dropping''...objectives check...find the "Lot 192 remedy"...dead many a time in this fucking game...AAARGH!!! *throws headphones against the wall, thankfully they don't break open* - *breathes and calms down* Sorry, but that bit of BioShock was downright frustrating for this troper...all because he didn't have the VideoGameCrueltyPotential to kill those Little Sisters for the extra ADAM, he's getting his arse kicked (Is there a page for VideoGameCaringPunishment? If not, someone ought to start one...)

This troper, when exceedingly angry, simply lapses into guttural sounds.

My dad had an Angrish moment yesterday while working on a car with my grandfather. He told me that he asked my grandfather, "Hey, is that part suspended?" He got a 'yes', and almost immediately after that my grandfather proceeded dislodge the part, sending it springing into my dad's face. Note: My dad was under the car, and if he didn't move his face at the last minute the part would have broken his nose. He told me that he started cussing him out while under the car and that "He had ''never'' heard me [dad] use language like that before" along with saying that if the neighbors were outside, they could probably hear him.

I get this way around extreeeemmmeeelllyyy dense. people. I try to explain something and they ask the most illogical, retarded questions, I try to answer and they don't listen. It often goes: "Well no! That's not...I...why would you even thi...it..." Then I bang my head against something and give up.

This Troper falls into this incoherent {{Angrish}} anytime he has to fix somebody's computer, and nothing goes right. That's what happens when a person acquires a little knowledge about computers, everybody expects them to perform miracles with even the most decrepit of machines.

This Troper will often say things like "But I didn't... that was... he... GAH!" on ThatOneLevel.

This troper has been known to lapse into angrish during heavy traffic if he's alone in the car (or once when his girlfriend was in the car, she was understandably concerned). It starts with me griping to myself about how nobody has manners and then usually ends with incoherent screaming followed by "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU FUCKING WHORE!" Normally this troper is very calm and quiet and polite.

Subvertion: if this troper gets particularly annoyed, he just gets violent. If he gets slightly annoyed, he will unleash a razor sharp wit. My best one combines Sophisticated as Hell and occured when one friend was being a prick. My comment (bear in mind said friend had been given an inarguable point and yet he kept arguing and I just happened to be listening in)? #QUOTE# The voice of reason hath spoken. Shut the fuck up.

This was regarded by most as a Crowning Moment Of Awesome (considering I never swear in public, it was a huge surprise to most), a Crowning Moment Of Funny by me (I realised just how funny the swearing sounded from me) and a Dethroning Moment Of Suck (on my way out of the room, I accidentally knocked someone's folder off the desk...and I stopped and helped her pick the stuff up, instead of being a badass and continuing as if nothing had happened. May also be a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming, as I sacrificed any awesomeness I had just earned just to be a gentleman).

Finally invoked when he tried playing a certain Mario video game. While trying to defeat the second-to-final boss (the last was a piece of cake compared to him), he spent about thirty minutes unleashing {{Angrish}} in between dying more times than he could believe possible and cursing frequently all while pretending to be doing a Lets Play. Damn you, giant moth, damn you...

I have a tendency to warble like the Sangheili from Reach when playing...well, Reach. One friend remarked "that's quite a good Elite impression."

I also love my home row keyboard smash, even if I'm not actually ''on the keyboard.'' I just know the keys by heart. These two examples are most obvious when viewing my Twitter while playing Halo.

Same here, unless...you're actually me. I tend to capslock a lot, too. ''A lot.''

People compare my Angrish to to the sounds of crashing video game hardware. #QUOTE#Me: But that... That's not even-- How does one-- *crashing NES sounds* #QUOTE#Friend: Do I need to remove your brain and blow on it?

This troper speaks Angrish quite fluently.

This troper's sentences usually degenerate into this whenever she stubs her toe or walks into something painful, or after I die in video games. #QUOTE#Me: Gggghh--! FREAKIN'--! FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This troper tends to speak in what his friends have dubbed "Angry Lylatian over a slowly failing wireless link" when angered.

Saieras: I usually start with an Unusual Vulgarity and then descend into some kind of BlackSpeech Simlish, like "SHARK FUCKER COCKMATRA SHVMAN'KIRUCHLIN BOROZ GARDRASHK N'ANG TINJIG..."

This troper was so heavily scarred by the Tourian section of IWannaBeTheGuy that every bout of Angrish he's suffered since includes frequent use of the word 'RINKA'.

When this tropette leaves the room and misses the low battery warning on her laptop, then comes back and only gets five minutes. Or when the computer is on sleep and resets itself, thus losing ALL OF HER WORD DOCUMENTS! ARG YOU GOLDANG FLUFFING--WHY YOU--THAT WAS THREE PAGES LONG! SCSCHHVSJSJDCXSJSDSXC! * RageQuit *

You're not alone. Computer reset ("No, I don't want your stupid Java Updates!") is the worst thing ever for a writer. And, needless to say, I also break down into angrish when this happens... (And my little brother, who is an avid MMORPG-lover, speaks in tongues when ''his'' computer breaks down, then starts crying. It's hilarious, though I don't dare tell him so.)

There must be countless programmers who go through this while compiling code. I know I do, and I've heard it a million times throughout programming courses. People no longer bat an eye at it in advanced computing labs or in class, even from the professor.

Right now, I'm pissed beyond articulate speech. I'm typing to chill myself out. My roommate has listened to me shrieking in rage over ThatOneBoss. The first time I faced Seth in StreetFighter 4, I finished without a continue, and my laptop crashed from overheating during the end credits. Now I've gotten to see his victory quote ''12 (*&*(&^*$( times in a row!'' '''Rawr!'''

Occasionally, while playing video games. I go from normal conversation to asjkfqlfpi--'''GRAAAAAHHH!''' Also, when I get frustrated to the point where I can't form words. My only reaction is to let out a groan/roar/whatever-the-heck so loud it SHAKES WINDOWS.

Same Troper. Prime example: Call of Duty. Zombies mode. I am a very vocal gamer as-is, but some of the things that happen in that game are just too ridiculous to form words. There have been times where the only thing that I could manage to say was "ffff--asjkfq--how did--NOOOO YOU HAVE NO HEAD HOWAREYOUSTILLBITINGMENOOOOOOOoooo..." or "AUGHGHGHGHGHGH SOLID! WALL! Zombie! Inna! SOLID! WALL! THATISNOTSUPPOSEDTOHAPPEN! *panting and nervous giggling*" I consider it an accomplishment to drown out Richtofen with my own half crazed rambling.

DUUUDWEEEDEOOOOODWAAAAAAGREEAR DOY SHOU!

I find myself doing this when I'm in a bad mood and someone won't let me speak or they keep interrupting me.

A (former) friend of mine once told me that I sound like a Japanese Hitler when I'm angry.

This troper tends to make sounds like Argh! Gna! Rgggh! RARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! EEEEEGH! RRAGA! Gna! Hu...rhg...ra....RGHGHGRHGHRGHRGHH!!! AAAAAAAAAA... whenever he gets really, really pissed.

He also tends to make similar sounds combined with an under-the-breath ClusterFBomb when he's really nervous (for some reason only while skiing), like #QUOTE#"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I'm doomed I'm doomed Gnsh! Come! On! OH SHIT *panting* fuckfuckfuckfuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...QUE LOS– *panting*How! Much! Longer! Goddamnit! SHIT! Oh fuck...NOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...*panting* OH SHIT *falls over*"

This Troper is prone to inventing new languages when angry my favorite has ancd always will be"I died? but i stargled mick mangle arkle and ill mick his nickerwack paddywack with a balloon!

This Troper had been telling a friend of his about how ungodly frustrating the FLUDD-less levels in VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine were. Sure that I was exaggerating, this friend decided to try to beat one particular level himself. More than twenty lives later, he came within a hairsbreadth of nabbing the Shine Sprite, only to overshoot his jump and fall to his doom. Whereupon he screamed a phrase that has become immortal between us, and is still remembered nearly ten years later: "YOHAI SHAMPOO KAIYOKO ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!''"

This is this troper's response to as AssPull ending to a movie or TV show. Well, it's either this, or FlatWhat. They have been combined exactly one time: Last week when this troper's family watched some god-awful SyFy movie about some alien that drains the iron in his victim's blood by touching them. (Don't ask) One girl, portrayed as perfectly healthy and everything throughout the movie, survived contact, and we aren't told why. At the end of the movie, this exchange occurs: #QUOTE#Character: But I touched it! Why did I survive? #QUOTE#Character's mother: Oh, thank God you're anemic! #QUOTE#Me: What. #QUOTE#Parents: It means there's no iron in her bl- #QUOTE#Me: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!! (incoherent rage for the last 10 minutes of the movie)

This troper was playing Zombie Panic Source the other day, and someone had hacked to allow their zombie character to have a shotgun and fly around. After being killed by said hacker, he started sputtering over his mic "B-But...you...and...shotgun...hack...I....fuck you." Nobody on the server could stop laughing.

Upon meeting The Apprentice in {{Soul Calibur}} IV, this is the typical line of dialogue from This Troper: #QUOTE#Me: Oh...shit. #QUOTE# One Brutal Beating Later... #QUOTE# Me: No...DIE! KILL! YOU...DIDN'T...PSYCHICFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK AAAAAAAAARRRG-HAHAHAHA*sob*.

This Troper swears... pretty much every other four or five words. So you know when I'm angry/frustrated/confused/whatever when I invoke Angrish (typically intentionally, to ''show'' that I'm angry/frustrated/confused/whatever) and string together a lot of swears in grammatically incorrect clauses. #QUOTE#"Fucking shit tit dick hair ass balls fucking ass tits fucking... TITFUCKING CUNTSWALLOP! ARGH. ARGH. AGGHHH. FFFFFFUUUUUUUBOBSAGET." <- I stubbed my toe once in the middle of the night getting a drink of water. #QUOTE#"I WILL DICK YOU IN THE PUNCH." <- No, Windows 7, I would not like to be reminded every four ''Goddamn'' hours that I need to reboot to update.

This troper's cousin was king of this when we were kids. To this day we still use the infamous "Colonel Crapanugget!"

While this troper is usually quite articulate and commonly lapses into a bout of ''very'' creative cursing when playing frustrating video games, there was one particular day when her sister pulled out a victory against her ''at the last second'' during a game of Super Puzzle Fighter. What occurred next was maybe a minute-long segment of "Wha... wha--''how?!'' What?! ''HOW?!''"

This same troper sometimes messes up the syntax of sentences when she's raging, a little like the Sheriff of Rottingham in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Normally she's a self-proclaimed grammar whore, but when she's ''really'' upset you get gems like "That makes me doesn't any feel better!"

This troper has a youtube video where he rants about the recent failings of his latest gadget. It very rapidly devolves into Angrish, Monty Python references and William Shatner impersonations... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUARBOhtGY

Several examples: Maybe the first one doesn't count, btw.

When utterly bemused, this trooper will fall into "Kdbvdh? Bdbd. Pfferhnivr. D-d-d-b kdddschv!? Whiffniv! Kch kch kch - kh?"

This trooper once shared her notes with a classmate for use on a quiz. Bad idea, yes. Anyway, he used them and got caught. This trooper was then in trouble, too, with the teacher (with whom she was usually in good standing). Next time she saw him, she marched up to him, stuck a finger in his chest, and gibbered, " You. Are. You. You. Idiot. Damned idiot. You. Damn you. Damnit. You fucking you. You ''rat bastard.''" The classmate was somewhat apologetic, but mostly confused and suprised that this trooper was actually swearing at him at the top of her lungs in the middle of a public space.

This trooper was at one time a coxswain (the little person in a crew boat that sits in one end or the other wearing the silly hat and yelling at everyone really ''really'' loudly), and, when particularly upseat, would mutter, crapshitfuckdamncrapshitfuckdamncrapshitfuckdamn... Into a microphone. Oops.

This trooper ''hates'' Google's automatic search function, and could not diactivate it for a while, leading to "Ah! Ah! No! Noidontlikeyou. Nonononono. Idonotwant. Do not want. Nononono, DON'T LIKE YOU. Nnnnoooooo, I DON'T LIKE YOU GO AWAY AWAY AWAY GOOOOO. NononoNOOO whyyyyy noidontwantyouuuuuu. No WHY YOU SO STUPID STUPID GO AWAY."

Whenever this typically eloquent troper plays Pokemon, my speech typically devolves into something along the lines of this: "No- what no. No. Hey, what you mean paralyz. WHUT. NO. BITCHHHHH Hate hate hate oh HELL no don't no HEY. Stop. Don't you be shootin' THAT at my pokeBITCH I HATE YOU WHAT THE BASTARDDDDDD"

I'm normally a calm person if a bit of a Deadpan Snarker, but when I play Bullet Hell games such as Touhou and get offended one time too many by losing too much resources on a pattern I should be able to dodge, I usually: 1. yell expletives at the top of my lungs that soon devolve into jibberish, 2. laugh insanely, 3. Punch my keyboard or monitor until I calm down, 4. Perform an insane combination of all of the above. This is what Bullet Hell can do to you.

This Troper has gone into bouts of this from time to time while playing any of the Dynasty or Samurai Warriors games, especially he fails a stage after 30 or so minutes of playing. It normally ends with a "FUCK THIS SHIT." and a quick flick of the consoles power button/switch.

I get angry very easily when things aren't working as they should or cheap tactics are in play. The Angrish comes out instantly. It's when I stop talking that things get serious. I get the urge to destroy anything I can get my hands on and I sound more like a pissed off animal more than a pissed off human.

I have two versions, "Rarble, grarble, ratzing, fratzing, (etc. etc.)" and "God- Mother- Sonova- Motherless- GRAH!!!" I blame the second on working retail and food service and not being allowed to curse on shift.