AtomicFBomb
#8862
This Troper's brother is a vocalist with quite an unusual voice range. When he is really pissed off, he lets out a single 'kurwa'. He starts silently murmuring the 'ku' and slowly gains volume on the lenghted 'r' to scream the last syllabe in an ungodly high, piercing voice. It is quite a thing to hear from behind the wall at night.
#8863
The first time this troper broke her leg, iceskating, she apparently just said "...SHIT" and collasped/passed out from shock. She feels that was rather reserved since her foot was facing backwards..
#8864
This Troper has been known to turn heads from across the room with how loudly he can yell "FUCK!!"
#8865
This troper is known by his friends for these. His PrecisionFStrike tends to take the form of "I want. Some FUCKING. Nachos." Whoever's driving the car knows damn well to find the nearest Taco Bell at that point!
#8866
This editor once made a video with a couple friends for a class. (Swearing was okayed by the teacher.) The video consisted of a guy going through a really bad day. Near the end of the video, after the character's just had his car stolen, he walks around quietly for a while before stopping and yelling, to the sky, '''"FUCK!"'''
#8867
This troper will usually drop a big one when heavily frustrated by a video game, before shutting down the console to avert further damage.
#8868
There are two things that can cause this troper to drop an Atomic F Bomb. First, impossible to find parking in a crowded city with one-way streets. The second? The Pokewalker. Yellow forest. Encounter a flying or surfing Pikachu. Two critical hits in a row or one Evade too many. "Pikachu fled!" Keep in mind that it requires 9500-10,000 steps to start encountering them, and even then there's only a 4-5% chance of that happening every time you use the Poke Radar.
#8869
This troper dropped a big one after he got a perfect zero on a Resistance of Materials test. So much that he had to leave the classroom and go to a distant bathroom just to scream.
#8870
This troper recently had one playing the recently ported Night Terror campaign in Left 4 Dead 2. He was the only one not incapacitated or dead, and the way to the end of the finale just opened up. He was urged by his team to just say "forget us, end this thing!". Just before he attempts... #QUOTE#'''Troper''': Alright, I'm outta he- '''FUUUUUUUUCK SMOKER!'''
#8871
This troper also has a history of getting screwed over by Smokers, which only made the F-bomb louder. Not to mention the group he was playing with had been going throught the campaign for over an hour at least no thanks to map 3.
#8872
Several years ago, this troper was belaying for someone rock climbing on her school camp. The rope somehow slipped through her hands, and the girl climbing dropped about a foot. The yell of "SHITFUCK!" from the rock face was impressive.
#8873
This troper tends to combine this and [ClusterFBomb cluster F bombs]] while extremely stressed out (mostly when driving and encountering idiot after idiot after idiot).
#8874
This Troper has a very strict no-cussing rule in place for herself. I don't care if other people cuss, but I choose never to do it myself. Except...a couple days ago, as I was driving through a two-way parking lot lane, a huge truck came barreling towards her, taking up both lanes. I quickly swerved out of the way into the first parking space I could. He flew right on by - he really would have just hit me if I hadn't got out of the way quick. I don't know what his problem was, but I was already angry after a fight with my mother and being cut off by two cars on the way here. So as he flew on by, I twisted around in my seat and yelled, "FUCK YOU!" ...Then I sat in my car quietly for a good two minutes, ashamed of myself.
#8875
This same Troper set the oven on fire a couple of years ago because somebody left a cardboard donut box in there, and I turned it on to broil some English muffins. As I recall, my exact words upon seeing the flames were: "WHAT THE FUCK - OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! [sister's name], GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
#8876
So...yeah. I cuss under extreme stress without even planning too. And loudly. Maybe some stress management is in order.
#8877
This troper tries to avoid dropping an Atomic F Bomb when there's other people around, but one day when playing {{I Wanna Be The Guy}}... well... that game gets to you. Me and my friend were taking turns, and after the umpteenth time dying in the same spot, I yelled as loud as I could, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The neighbors came over a minute later to complain. May I also add that there's a good 30 feet, a high fence, and of course two walls between my house and my neighbor's.
#8878
this troper, while not an offender herself, has witnessed this; when her bus driver almost hit a deer, she shouted "OHHH '''SHIT'''!" loud enough for everyone on the bus to hear.
#8879
this same troper, barely a few minutes ago, heard the next-door neighbor loudly shout what sounded suspiciously like "'''FUCK!!!!'''"
#8880
This troper upon learning the apartment he applied for ran out of room right after the application was processed. The mountains make cool echos.
#8881
Me on Alakazam (at Pleasure Island) yesterday: "FUCK! FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!" I was so loud that my friend watching the bags on the ground could hear me when I was up in air.
#8882
Me when I came out of work and discovered that I had a flat [tire]: '''''ASS!!!!'''''
#8883
I read that as meaning that you came out of work to discover that you had a flat rear end.
#8884
I was channeling the Nerd for a minute there. It was a front tire.
#8885
This hearing-impaired troper is prone to this at times, because he is unaware of how loud he is being. Naturally this has led to some very uncomfortable situations where he cusses loud enough to be heard by people on the other side of a ''full-sized auditorium''.
#8886
I usually only swear for emphasis when I'm trying to make a point, but one day at work I was being harassed by my boss who scares the hell out of me and spilled an entire bucket of cleaning fluid all over the kitchen floor. Instinctively, I yelled "SHIT!!!" Needless to say, my boss wasn't too thrilled that everyone in the lobby could hear me.
#8887
This troper's best one: I had just ran all the way from one end of my school site to the other (we have two sites, about a kilometer or so apart, so it was a bit of a run) only to be informed by a friend that the rehearsal for our choir was at the end of the school I had just run from. I said to him very politely, "Could you excuse me for a second?" I turned around, looked out the (closed) window and yelled "SHIT!" so loud that I hurt my own ears as well as my friend's. The fact that both of us couldn't stop laughing for a minute or so after that shows how much of a Precision F Strike it was as well. The part that made it particularly funny for me was that I had been given a night off from rehearsals for a show and I was less than five metres away from the room, which meant that the director almost certainly heard it clearly.
#8888
This troper combined this with ClusterFBomb when he was hit in the face by a Nerf Gun.
#8889
I once hit my head very hard on a window sill in a hotel on vacation. The pain caused me to yell "FUUUCK!" very loudly.
#8890
When this troper drove to work at his temp job one Friday, almost an hour away, he got there only to find that his badge was deactivated. The temp agency rep stated that they had left a voicemail and answering machine message to the effect of, "You're fired." Both simply stated that they needed to talk to me. When I got home, I let out an f-bomb so loud and long, I had to take two breaths to finish it.
#8891
I once had an incident wherein I and my best friend's jazz band were driving back to our university from a performance. Said friend's car was pretty small, so all six of us had to cram in, in adition to putting our instruments in the back. Anyway, along the way, some dumbass decided to very suddenly stop, so my friend slammed the brakes so as to not hit him. Then a trombone case ejected from the back, hitting me in the back of the neck, at which point I screamed "'''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!'''" I then exaggerated it with some "ASS! SHIT! PIIIIIIISS! FUCK! DAMMIT! BALLS!" much to my friends' (and mine too) amusement.
#8892
This troper only swears for comedic effect, and no one really notices or cares, they usually just laugh along with me. However, there was one instance where my cursing was loud enough to wake up everyone in my family at 2 in the AM. I was challenged from my friend on my birthday three years ago to beat a game, one that I'd never played nor seen before, in ONE sitting in less than 10 hours for 50 dollars. I took his challenge, not knowing beforehand the game was Resident Evil 5 on Veteran difficulty on his Xbox (and I don't own an Xbox, it took me twenty minutes just to get used to the controls!) After a solid 6 hours, I had made it through most of the game, up to chapter 4-2 and he told me there were only 6 chapters with 3 sections each. It was 2 AM, and I was getting pretty tired, running on soda and nearby snacks. I tried to keep it quiet, but the game had some frustrating surprises for me, however, fate did as well. At 2:16 AM when I was wrapping up chapter 4-2...the power went out. Since I had to beat the game in one sitting, I couldn't save the game to pick it up later, so a power out cost me this bet and I was so frustrated and tired I shouted "FUCK!" at the top of my lungs and all four of my family members were berating me in less than 5 minutes afterward.
#8893
This troper's friends have an inside joke of ours. Whenever someone goes, "I swear to God!" someone else goes "Me too." Then we cup our hands around our mouths and whisper scream at the sky '''"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!"''' Get it? I ''swear'' to God?
#8894
So, how many times have you both been struck by lightening?
#8895
Happened two times. As this troper's family have regular shouting matches as "tradition" (as in, our indoor voice is everybody else's outdoor voice), meaning that he developed a quite loud voice, regardless of pitch and tone. In a tabletop game (ran by the school's tabletop club, it was their 24 hours of gaming event) where we are stuck since the only guy with demolitions knowledge having bailed due to being too tired. At the same time, someone had gone to the bathroom which was a story higher. They were in the bathroom, we were downstairs, quite a bit away, and they could have clearly heard this troper letting loose a French-Canadian AtomicFBomb in the form of a very loud '''TABARNAK!''' The second was an actual AtomicFBomb where he was immediately recognized due to the radiation levels of said bomb.
#8896
This troper has promised her friends that this will be the result if someone I hate is my roommate. I will email the "Fuck" in all caps, 1000 characters long.
#8897
This troper let out a hydrogen-bomb-sized "What the FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" when my friend whacked me in the face with a plate of eggs at a birthday party. The birthday boy is one of my best friends, and three years later, he STILL doesn't have birthday parties because of me...
#8898
This troper has a tendency to swear loudly and shrilly when frightened, especially by spiders and fast-moving objects.