My brother at a POLICE OFFICER. Yes, you read right.

I yelled this at my toaster today.

Might not fit here, but I can't think of anywhere else to put this: "I'm gonna stab you" is practically This Troper's catch phrase.

This Troper yells it everytime she is seriously pissed off (which doesn't tend to be often nowadays.) Everyone knows to duck now when it's yelled because she tends to reach for the nearest and heaviest object, AKA her maths text book.

Trying to get the "Beat Zico" trophy in ''{{Wipeout}} HD''? Expect to say this...A LOT. In fact, just expect it for the entire game!

Non-anger example: In German class, we were memorizing the names of Germany's states and their capitals. As we were trying to think of a way to remember Kiel, the capital of Schleswig-Holstein, this troper suddenly said, "I Kiel You". Everyone laughed, and our German exchange student said, "I Kiel You?" and our teacher said, "I Kiel You". It actually became a bit of a joke.

That's awesome. I love it.

This Troper occasionally indulges in "I'll kill him one day" when someone manages to annoy him.

This Troper would occasionally scream "DIE FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT!" or "I'LL STAB YOU TO DEATH...WITH A BEAR!" when losing whilst playing online games.

This troper yelled it at a good portion of her Gym Class the other day once they started singing and dancing to Hannah Montana's Hoedown Throwdown.

This troper occasionally mumbles "I will kill you and leave no witnesses."

Practically a stock phrase in my circle of friends.

This troper tends to do this way more than he probably should. Usually he just barely audibly mumbles something along the lines of "Pathetic creatures, your world will burn for this", But occasionally when he's gotten sufficiently pissed off he's yelled "I will make you SUFFER!" at people.

I end up saying this three-quarters of the time when I'm driving.

This troper's friend says it to him all the time. Even more hilarious by the fact this friend is incedibly short, and his voice goes all squeaky.

Many of my classmates say this for laughs. I said it after losing a game of Bubblegum in a Dish, and, apparently people were creeped out a bit...

This is a staple of this troper's life. Most often used between her and a particular friend. The most memorable example is when this troped actually yelled "I'm going to kill you alive!"

If Blackcat}} I'm in a particularly volitile mood and greatly angered I might go "I'm gonna kill you with Implements}} floss, and a rusty coffee tin lid. It's also a favored threat of mine for any would be boyfriends of my friends. >_>;

I say this a lot as well, especially after I've finished speaking in {{Angrish}}.

Same here, though sometimes it's not "kill", it's some sort of promise of injury.

This troper constantly warns people "I'll kill you in your sleep with a sharpened spork," when they annoy me.

I yelled this when a trope I started got cutlisted.

I subvert this. I'll tell someone I'll hurt/maim them, with or without noodle implements; but in a calm voice with a smile. It really helps to keep away the more annoying people I know.

I do that as well, only in a sing-song voice rather than a calm one.

I was playing the part of Juror Number 3 in TwelveAngryMen, so naturally I got to yell this line. Now, this was just my english class, no one really into acting in this class. So everyone in the class got really scared when I started nearly yelling my lines (with an accidental weird accent), and actually lunging forward when I was supposed to, yelling at the top of my lungs: "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!" to one of the shyest, nicest girls in the class. I actually forced the people who were supposed to be holding me back struggle to hold me back. Most fun I've ever had in an english class.

I do this in RuneScape. I've said it to [[BigBad Lucien, Mother Mallum, King Lathas, Sigmund, Iban, General Khazarad, Zemouregal, and a giant rat.]]

This troper says this while playing {{Burnout}} Paradise.

Mostly for the entertainment of myself and other players, this troper would always shout this at the Tank in Left4Dead if it incapacitated a fellow member. This would be followed by meleeing the tank, and generally dying.

Two of this troper's friend's favorite threats are "I will murder your family" and "I will stab you in the face!" This troper also likes to use "I will kill you." She will occasionally use 'murder' instead of kill.

My five-year-old nephew put all of us to shame in this area. Last summer, he and his older brother (who was almost thirteen at the time) accidentally caused the five-year-old to hurt his head. After he picked himself up, instead of crying, he picked himself up, pointed his finger at the older one and yelled out (in a voice full of conviction) "I'LL SET YOUR NUTS ON FIRE!" People generally leave that five-year-old alone.

It's practically This troper's catchphrase. Usually in graphic detail of how I'll do it. Also an inside joke because I sound like Achmed the Dead Terrorist if I'm just goofing around.

This troper likes to use "They will never find the body."

This troper did this yesterday while playing Drakengard 2.

This troper regularly tells people that he will kill them... With his face. His friends know he's joking, little do they know that he plans on doing it sometime.

In my family, "I KEEL you!" is practically a catchphrase. All it means when we say it is that someone did something REALLY stupid...

This troper shouts "I KEEL U" whenever she's upset at somebody.