While sitting on a bench in town with my girlfriend a few of my friends saw me and started walking over to say hello. So of course I had to turn to her and say "When I say to, run." The conversation continued along the lines of "What?.." "Sorry, I've always wanted to say that."

My dad said "Thank you, captain obvious!" I stood up and shouted "You're welcome, sidekick oblivious!" Than I sat down, turned to my sister and said "I've been waiting to say that for ages now."

This troper will invariably answer the question of "How do I look?" with a deadpan "Like a hood ornament." So far, no one has ever gotten the reference without me explaining it. Strangely, most people DO remember the line ("oh yeah!...") AFTER I tell them where it's from.

One day my friend and I were really bored. I told him "There's something about me that you don't know." He was intrigued, so I continued, "One of my legs is shorter than the other one". He looked at me strangely and said "Is that true?", I replied "No, but I always wanted to say that".

"So, how was school today?" "It was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces."

Whenever faced with walking through a dark alley at night alone, this troper is fond of whistling "The Farmer In The Dell."

This troper is just waiting for her chance to say "Yes! We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! [beat] Well, that was fun."

Which kind of odd, considering that this troper hates the character she wants to quote because said character shot one of her two favorite other characters.

This Troper, who works at a department store, upon getting asked if there are any sales, always replies with "I got the best deals ANYWHERE!" and when the customer is taking too long, he spouts "Time is money, friend!"

This troper takes much pleasure in shouting out in multiplayer games "WHY YOU NO DIE!?"

When younger, this troper had a habit of voicing his displeasure with a given situation by declaring If I was the man I was 10 years ago...I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE!

During gym class, I randomly shouted random names during dodgeball. I wonder what the other team thought, hearing names like Ball...OF JUSTICE! or DRAGON FURY TOSS!

This troper always wanted a reason to say "and a full frontal-lobotomy" after seeing the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Nostalgia Critic review of [=AoStH=]. He now finds so many reasons.

After a particularly scathing insult was thrown in class, a friend of this troper loudly screamed, "Oh! Do you need some aloe vera for that burn?" After much congratulating, he continued. "YES! I've been saving that one for a week!" Needless to say, all awesomeness was lost.

This troper is still waiting for someone to call her a jerk so that she can reply with bitch.

Why don't you just ''act'' like one? If some notices you just waiting...

This troper's friend asked him to hand him his jacket. "Which one?" asks this troper. "The one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER, motherfucker." This troper hit the floor laughing for a full minute.

It is apparent that this troper and his friends have watched way too much ''Chapelle's Show''. Troper now greets his friends, male and female with "Charlie Murphayyyyyy!" And when eating something delicious, will say "Mmm-Mmm, bitch!". And when he doesn't want to answer a question, "I plead the One, Two, Three, Four.....FIFF!".

My fellow ''StarTrek'' fans will love this one; this troper and his best friend were running late to get somewhere, and they both decided the only way to get there on time was to drive instead of taking the train. This troper says "Today IS a good day to drive. Engage!" Made priceless because she's not a Trekkie and thus was clueless as to the quote.

Positively surprised when this troper said to his squad, "Stick together, team." during a round of laser tag. And also not to forget the constant yelling of "Go, go, go!" Damn FPSs.

Yep. This troper was overjoyed when he was ''finally'' able to say, "Everything is proceeding according to plan." to his boss.

This troper was in a seminar on Aristotle's Physics, discussing the chapter on place and void. She was dying to make a remark about "void stuff" but one of the leaders of the seminar was a known "Series/DoctorWho" fan so she didn't dare.

You got me. "We have ignition and liftoff!"

For this troper it was "I can't let you do that, Dave."

I got to use that a lot with my ex...

Ripsaw gets that a lot, as his Ventrilo handle is "Dave". His character name is "Avalystana". HilarityEnsues.

This troper ''finally'' got the opportune time to say that to her similarly geeky father, whose name is David.

Not exactly the same, but it did remind me of this (due to a specific name being involved). When this tropers friend James got a new car, my other friend Mike would always get in the back seat and say "Home, James." (as to a chauffeur) at the end of the night. The first time he did this he added "I've always wanted to say that."

The band teacher at this troper's school named his newborn son Luke...''for that sole reason.''

This troper hopes fervently that you pointed out to him that the actual quote is "No... I am your father," making it unnecessary for the kid to be named Luke.

You can get into so many arguments about that. Especially with people who refuse to admit they are wrong.

Simple solution: Grab your DVD and play him that scene. Then take a picture of his face when he realizes his mistake. It'll be priceless!

Yes, I'm sure he'll be very embarrassed.

This Troper did the "I find your lack of X disturbing" several times.

I did that even BEFORE I finally watched the movies!

After watching few seasons of StarTrek TNG when I returned DVD to library: "I find your lack of enterning disturbing" and "You failed me for the last time, Captain Picard!" (BTW. Yes - I do distinguish between StarTrek and StarWars ;) ).

Coximind: "I find your lack of pants disturbing." Ironically, that actually happens at our house now and then O.O

"Kids, don't try this at home!" Immensely satisfying.

Personally, this Troper enjoys asking "Why must you turn this [name of building] into a house of lies!?" - It is so very useful.

There are surprising few opportunities to shout "OBJECTION!", aren't there?

This Troper's friend has, when we were playing BS together, specifically not called people on their cheats, so I could do so Phoenix-style, point and all. She (the friend) doesn't even play the games.

That's why this troper is seriously considering a juridical education.

you clearly don't get into enough arguments if you think that.

This Troper wishes that he could do it more often.

This troper was bullied at college when making a project, and almost was kicked out. The teacher was completely clueless about it. When the project was almost over, she was about to say I had to stay with those bullies, and guess what this Troper said? Desk slam included.

This troper was programming a very simple C++ program for a computer programming class calculating the amount of force given an object's mass and acceleration. I couldn't help but include a quote from star wars. Darth Vader: The force is strong with this one.

This troper has a whole bunch of quotes she has been waiting to use in real life. Including, but not limited to:

"This isn't funny, (insert name here)! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."

"IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!"

"This is going to end in tears."

"WHO DA MAN!? ... Right, never saying that again."

"I can kill you with my brain."

"Hush now, brain thinking."

"I don't understand that reference."

Anything said by Castiel on Supernatural.

Just this afternoon, there were rock-paper-scissor wars going on in one of this troper's classrooms. One student yelled "TO THE DEATH!", to which this troper gleefully responded, "No, ToThePain!"

Also, I find Avatar quotes to be extremely fun to randomly insert. Such as the time my boyfriend expressed the wish that he were wearing long pants instead of shorts, and I said "Pants are an illusion, and so is death." The other day, he also said "I don't hate you too" as a response to something I'd been (jokingly) saying about beating him up. I have memorized Azula's taunting speech from "The Beach" as well and am planning to use it ASAP.

Well, I can now scratch that last one off my list too.

This troper has used "I don't hate you too" to his girlfriend several times, as well as "TO THE LIBRARY!" more times than he can count. He also likes to randomly jump into a Bumi impersonation (complete with snort-infested laugh, which he does very well, he is proud to say).

This troper and a friend won a hotly contested game of Spades that came down to the very last deal and to the very last book. The opposing team grumbled that if not for a single card, they would've won. At which point, said troper declared "You ask any real racer, whether you win by an inch or you win by a mile; A WIN IS A WIN!" Made of Win if this troper says so himself.

RL example: This Troper knew someone going in for laser surgery. Said patient, as they were about to begin: #QUOTE#Patient: (Connery impression) "So, do you expect me to talk....?'" #QUOTE#Doctor: " 'No, Mister (Name), I expect you to'...' (cracks up) I've always wanted to do that!"

That doesn't sound very comforting.

Another RL example: The troper did her very best to donate blood one day -- visiting the bloodmobile TWICE -- but after several nurses failed to find her veins, she called it quits and left. On the plus side, she had never, ever, thought she'd get to use one of her favorite Dilbert quotes: "I can't work too hard, I almost gave blood today."

This troper is both a rabid {{Daredevil}} fan and a terrible dart player. On the rare occasions the center of the board is hit, everyone in the bar can expect to hear "Heh, Bullseye." And occasionally, "You're good... But me? I'm magic."

In regards to dinner, my mother once asked "What are we going to do tonight?" My sister, brother, and myself could not help ourselves and recited the signature response of "The same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!"

This troper along with her mother and brother do it consistently whenever the chance pops up, sometimes after something they themselves said, and occasionally with a sarcastic tone.

This troper used this when asked what he was going to do at University the following year

This troper uses that line almost daily during school, since someone almost always invariable asks 'what are we doing today?'

This troper has a friend who loves ''{{Halo}}''. When asked what he was planning that night, he responded, "The same thing I do every night," meaning "play ''Halo 3''" ... of course, this troper couldn't help responding "Try to take over the world!" Somebody nearby got it, too, which was great.

In this troper's group of friends, sometimes one person will unwittingly ask that question, only to have exactly ONE other guy recite Brain's line, leading to the rest of us breaking out in a chorus of "It's Pinky, it's Pinky and the Brain brain brain brain brain! DA DA DA DA DAAAA, DA DA!". This tends to lead to us getting stared at by random passers-by.

This troper has a barrister friend who - somehow - managed to say "You can't handle the truth!" during some sort of hearing involving the American Navy.

This troper and her friends and family were playing Trivial Pursuit. This troper and her partner were both extremely nerdy. At one point, the question posed to us was, "Before its name changed, what was the city of Istanbul called?" In near-synchronicity, we both burst out into: "Istanbul, not Constantinople / Yes, it's Istanbul, not Constantinople / No, you can't go back to Constantinople / Why did Constantinople get the works? / That's nobody's business but the Turks!"

Sorry...

I can't wait to be able to call the son of someone that I know a son of a bitch, preferably my own. I also have many other quotes and puns I'm waiting to be able to make, but when I do make a reference, no one seems to get it, and I often have to explain it.

Someone did that to me, and I responded with "You don't even know my mother!"

I also hadn't felt too well and wrapped myself in a blanket, so when someone asked me if I was sick, I responded, "I'm not sick, but I'm not well".

This troper, a D&D fan, just reclaimed his collection of dice, which he forgot to bring to college with him. His reaction was to hold the dice pouch aloft and exclaim, "At last my arm is complete again!"

This troper said that when he reclaimed his Gamecube controller he had lost earlier in the year.

This troper has used it several times. Most notably-When he found one of his favorite knives, lost for a few days, which provoked weird looks from his parents, and again, when his friend threw him a sword (which he managed to catch without slicing his fingers off) which provoked weird looks from some random passerby's.

That's because ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks, duh. And now we went meta.

This troper has a tendency to use quotes from his favourite videogames and TV-shows whenever the situation presents himself, leading into a lot of "sorry, I really wanted to say that".

This troper likes to say "Well, excuuuuuse me, princess!" whenever possible.

Wait, are you me? I'm pretty sure this is my first visit to this page...

No, pretty much everybody who's watched the Zelda cartoon has wanted to say that at some point. {{This troper}} knows she would.

During a bowling game, this troper picked up the spare that pushed his team's score past 300. At that moment, said troper turned to his team, with arms raised and shouted "This - is - SPARTA!". Half the bowling alley cracked up and the other half looked at said troper as if he was insane.

This troper once got an excessive amount of chem homework, and muttered to herself "This is madness". And of course, right afterward, she said "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" under her breath, and got a weird look from her friend to top it off. This same troper also bellowed out the same quote over a Baltimore bridge with her campmates, so maybe it's a habit.

This troper was in a school musical called Fiddler on The Roof, set in a little village of Anatevka. Anyways, we were all practicing for hours on end, when somebody said "This is Madness!", so i said, "THIS IS ANATEVKA!!!!!!".

From a former Fiddler chorus girl: You. Win. So. Hard. At. LIFE.

I think this particular story also belongs here.

This troper has managed to seamlessly insert lines from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week" into conversation on over twelve occasions that come to mind and is always searching for new opportunities. It's a mission.

This Troper has heard that song (and it's absolutely insane lyrics), and applauds you greatly.

This troper routinely responds to the question "How are you doing?" with "I feel fine enough I guess/considering everything's a mess" only to once get a continuation of the song from a (then) complete stranger!

This troper tries to quote/make reference anime/manga/games/movies/TV shows/TV Tropes/other whenever possible. It's incredibly satisfying when someone else gets the reference. On the other hand, said troper desperately wants to meet a semi-forceful religious nut just so when she's told she's going to hell, she'll say "Good. Then I won't be seeing crazy people like you." Frankly, heaven might as well be hell if she has to put up with their constant rants.

Same here.

Thirded.

Fourth...ded...?

Arrowded!

"OW! MY SKIN!"

#QUOTE#Engineered!

This troper and some classmates have taken up using lines from "Still Alive" in conversation at every opportunity.

While we're on the topic of ''Portal''... #QUOTE# ''(This troper, on Facebook, accepts a friend's friend request)'' #QUOTE# '''This troper:''' ''(on friend's Wall)'' "Why, you've found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"

As awesome as that is, I feel the need to tell you that you messed up the line, it's "so you've found me" not "why, you've found me"

With respect, i feel the need to tell both of you that it's "Well you found me. Congratulations."

This troper did an Alive-Roll on a friend after she had a failed grade on a test. #QUOTE#'''Troper's friend:''' Man, that sucks. #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' Well, there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying until you run out of cake! / And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive! #QUOTE#'''Troper's friend:''' *facepalm*

A little while ago, my Chemistry class had us doing a basic experiment while being given out cake. (It was the teacher's birthday, and we'd all just done a test really well). That's an opportunity which only comes up once in your life.

This troper can no longer eat cake without resisting the urge to utter the infamous quote. Oddly enough, the first time he said it, the cake in question was found to have a hair in it before he could eat it. He was too disgusted to eat any of it; the cake really was a lie.

This troper had a substitute teacher once. Said substitute liked us so much that she promised to bake a cake for us. My response to the cake not being there the next day? "The cake is a lie!"

One of this troper's friends wrote "The cake is a lie!" repeatedly on the inside of one of the bathroom stalls at his high school. The janitors despise him now.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

He did what he must, because, he can.

For the good of all of us!

Except the ones who are dead!

This troper works at a fast food place. The sign says we have Mountain Dew Code Red, but we don't. Everytime someone asks for Code Red this troper fights to control the urge to say "The Code Red's a lie." I've lost 15 times now.

Oh, come on. Walk away, ostensibly to look, come back, give them a narrow look, and ask "Did you order the Code Red??"

This troper makes parody songs of "Still Alive" all. The. Freaking. Time.

Example: on a major nerf in WorldOfWarcraft: "We nerf what we must/because we can"...

This troper once declined an invitation to play football, then burst into song: #QUOTE#'''Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.'''

This troper once convinced a stock analyst to use that phrase in his sell recommendation for The Cheesecake Factory.

Having, as we do, a common enjoyment of StarTrek, the StargateVerse, ThePrincessBride, and others, both this troper and his mother will throw out appropriate quotes when possible. Also, while in Army basic, I used "Welcome to the jungle, baby, you're gonna die!" during combatives practice. Of course, we were in Georgia, but "Welcome to the humid subtropical forest" just doesn't have that same cachet.

The troper also can't wait for a science class where he can use "This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!!"

This troper managed to use that in a programming class. This troper also managed to use "Now these points of data make a beautiful line, now we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!"

Once during my physics class in my Senior year of high school, my group was busy talking about something that was unrelated to the assignment. I joined the conversation, only to get us back to work by saying "Look at me still talking when there's science to do!"

This troper '''loves''' to tell people to do things by saying "Make it so.". Likewise whenever he's with a group and they're ready to leave, said troper responds with "Very well. Engage!.

Oh dear, the countless moments of this troper saying "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!" or describing something or someone as "(so) zetta slow."

This troper was in a electrical circuits lab doing an experiment where the resistors were changed out to examine the effects on the current and voltage. #QUOTE# Me: "What's the rating on the next one?" #QUOTE# Lab Partner: "It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!" (Resistor was 10,000 ohms.)

This week, when this troper noted very high heart rate in one of his friends, he said to him 'Your heart level! It's over 200!'

There is actually something called "power level" in statistics. This troper had no idea what it was at the time of her stats final. Guess what she wrote instead of actually doing any work.

And just now...

I do this a lot in school. Especially in Geography, where I sit next to someone who actually gets the joke. Once, we were copying out a passage from a textbook saying something about how many people worked in the tourist industry. I, of course, had to write: "The number of people employed in the tourist industry is OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!" #QUOTE# '''A friend:''' ''(to another guy)'' "Why don't you just get a Hot Pocket? \\ '''This troper:''' "Hot Pockets are garbage. CRUNCH! I'll add them to the heap!"

This troper and his friend were once at Disneyland, and went on Space Mountain. As the coaster is climbing up the tunnel-slash-First-Hill, the atmospheric sciencey babble included something like "energy exceeding 9,000 somethingorothers". This troper and his friend both looked right at each other, then yelled "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND" in ''perfect unison''.

This troper has begun drawling "SOH-CAH-TOA" in pre-calc whenever anyone asks her for the formulas. It's ''fun''.

This troper ''loves'' using Sho quotes whenever possible. "Zetta sons of digits..."

Almost example. This troper works at a newspaper, and was writing a story about three graffiti artists who were caught when police found them later, with the paint still on their hands. This troper was disappointed to learn they did not, in fact, use red paint, and thus couldn't say they were caught red handed. As a consolation, he snuck "the writing was on the wall" into the article.

This Troper quotes way too much, from "Just as planned" to "Madness?! THIS! IS SPARTAAA!" and other memes. Looks like all the memes I've accumulated in my memory are leaking into the real world through my mouth.

This troper tends to scream "JUST AS PLANNED!" any time anything goes ''remotely'' to plan.

This troper got to do Mikuru's It's a secret to his friend. Not entirely accurate and didn't actually want to do that, he still did though because for some reason it popped up in his brain.

This troper likes to reply to, "Do you really expect me to _________?" with "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

This troper once put peanut butter on his cheeseburger, and when asked why, blurted out dramatically "ForScience!"

This troper was far too happy when he managed to ask someone 'Can I has cheeseburger?'

Seconded by this troper.

This Troper once purchased his mother a candy bar at a store. On the way home, he got really, really hungry (it was a long walk). He was pleased when he told told his mother "I bought you a candy bar but I ated it."

This troper has a laundry list of these.

"I, for one, welcome our new X overlords."

One of this troper's nerdy netfriends is the proud papa of a month-old baby girl. The inevitable 'e-mail full of baby pictures' was prefaced with 'I, for one, welcome my new infant overlady'. It was a full half-hour before this troper could stop giggling long enough to actually look at the pictures.

This troper once responded to a forum topic linking to an article about virtually immortal jellyfish with "I for one welcome our new gelatinous overlords".

"Who knows, Highlander?"

Is sanity...the price to pay...for X?"

One incident with this troper involved her and a few of her friends staying over at one of their houses for the night. The power to the house was knocked out for about two hours by a storm. This troper gets unnerved in the dark, but in a moment of bravado (and some Deadpan Snarking) she muttered "We are likely to be eaten by a Grue."

This Troper has at various times said in all seriousness:

"What part of 'No' don't you understand?"

This Troper uses that one frequently, also "What's done is done " is favorite when placing bets.

"When I want your stupid opinion I'll beat it out of you."

"No, I'm not glad to see you, that IS a banana in my pocket."

This Troper is now unable to see anyone eat crisps or eat them herself without annoucements of "I take a potato chip ... AND EAT IT!" She is now banned from eating crisps around two of her friends.

This troper was once eating graham crackers. Insert the following line:

I will take this graham cracker...AND EAT IT!. Unfortunately crumbs flew everywhere.

On a similar key, this troper loves spouting out random Death Note quotes... and he hasn't even SEEN the series.

ThisTroper had the following conversation on an internet forum upon offering a fellow forumgoer a birthday milkshake (there's a special emoticon for them, and yes, it's been there for much longer than That Movie): #QUOTE# [Celebrator]: ''I drink your milkshake.'' #QUOTE# [Me]: ...But I it at gave it to ''you''... You just want to have your milkshake and drink it, too, don't you. #QUOTE# [Celebrator]: Milkshake. (with link) #QUOTE# [Me]: Oh, I know where it comes from. I just enjoy practicing memetic engineering whenever possible. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a potato chip... ''and eat it''.

...and no, I haven't seen DeathNote either. Thank you, TV Tropes!

This troper finally had the chance to say, in the appropriate accent, "whoever you are, I've always depended on the kindness of strangers" the other day. To someone she had literally only just met, no less.

This troper, in sixth grade, had a teacher with the first name David. When asked about two examples of how animals interact, I had predator-prey relations and sex. I didn't want to say the second one, so when he asked about it I said "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. The class burst into laughter, although I still had to explain the reference. My dad laughed out loud when he heard about it though.

In a more recent situation, my engineering team got a k'nex bridge to hold enough weight and started "This was a triumph..." Nobody got the reference, so I stopped, although he has had the opportunity to sing it several times since then.

No joke, this troper once told his ex "You had me at hello!".

When my younger brother grew his hair out and his beard reached about a 6 inches long, my husband said we should take him with us to the next Ren Faire. I asked my brother "Can I dress you up like a viking and take you to the Renaissance Festival?" He immediately responded "You had me at 'Can I dress you up like a viking.'"

This troper found a small gaggle of friends sitting around a table at homecoming, and couldn't resist asking how to kill Superman.

RadioactiveZombie's accomplishments:

'''"HEY, KIDS!"''' - Fifth grade, play.

"AWWWWW, HELL, NAAAWWWWWW!!" - Forgot where.

"It burns when I pee." - Improv routine in Drama class a month ago.

"There are no Germans here, Hitler. Go away." Even said to a Jewish guy, who promptly ignored him for the rest of the day. >_<

"ALLO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!" - Randomness in Algebra 2 of Sophomore year.

"Tonight... *hmm* ... '''You.'''" - Random person in Drama.

In addition, much to his joy, his classmate in Sophomore year was a /b/-tard since 2004. Memes were yelled.

This troper was finally able to say "These arn't the X your looking for" (replace X with foodstuff's)

I was the greeter at a neo-pagan gathering. Someone was looking for the ADF, but had gotten them confused with another similar group. I doubt anyone who'd ever seen ''Star Wars'' could have resisted the urge to say, "These aren't the druids you're looking for."

This troper used "These aren't the droids you're looking for" on two Gardaí who'd pulled him over for speeding. Turns out the arresting Garda was, on his off day, a Stormtrooper cosplayer, and broke his back laughing. This Troper still got a fine though....

This troper was talking with a woman in her late 40s about smartphones, and recommended the Google Droid, when she randomly began thinking about how nice it would be to have a cleaning droid around the house. I promptly told her, "Those...aren't the droids you're looking for." She got the reference. It was awesome.

Thus troper uses "These aren't the X you're looking for" as often as he can, and he considers his crowning momoment to be using "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" at an anime-con and ''actually getting a dance!''

Also, recently his friend bought a cheap folding blade. When he showed it to this troper, I snorted, and, with my best Australian accent, said, "Thats not a knife...This is a knife!" while pulling out one of my many blades.

Does anybody else, when watching somebody do something awesome say "The force is strong with this one."??

No, but what a great idea! Thanks!

When a friend saw this troper reading Dan Simmons's ''The Fall Of Hyperion'' and asked if it was interesting, there was no way this troper would not have responded with "Unique".

This troper had once shouted STRIKE ME DOWWWN!! after discussing his really bad day with a friend. The friend told me I attracted the wrong sort of attention after that...

This troper has been known to actually set up elaborate scenarios with unsuspecting people, generally friends, to trick them into saying something that he could respond to with a line he's always wanted to say, or just recently come across.

This troper does that as well. I also over-quote Portal, 300 and various popular memes.

This troper was telling his friends that the Palpatine/Vader '08 ticket was a good vote because they could solve the "Is Pluto a planet or not?" debate. One friend asked what about Charon, to which I replied: "That's no moon."

This Troper got the chance to say "You've made a powerful enemy today" on one occasion.

"Exactly as planned." (quite a few times, given this Troper's Modus Operandi, and "Hi~mi~tsu~!"/"It's-a-secret!", for the same reasons. Also, quite a few trope titles from this very wiki.

This troper is proud to say that she uses "Hi~mi~tsu~!" every time she has a secret. She is also waiting for the chance to say "It's a game where you lie." to her friend.

This troper finds pretty much anything said in Invader Zim can be said in everyday life. "You lie!!!" is popular. "You're after my robot bee!" took some work.

This troper found a biology lab partner who had also read the Hitchhiker's Guide. #QUOTE# Partner:"What's wrong with you?" #QUOTE# Me:"Well, I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side..." ::Hilarity ensues.

This tropers brother got one when at the Burger King he used to work at "Do you know him?" "Know him? I trained him!"

This Troper actually got to ask a panel of Ph.D's a question, that included the line "...My memory is me. If it's lost I die!". Not a precise quote, but fun, nonetheless.

Micah is currently Netflixing lots of Shakespeare movies to watch with his girlfriend. On reaching a version of ''HenryV'', he was delighted to be able to ask if she wanted to see it by saying, "Once more unto the breach?"

He also recently got to say "Alas poor Alaska Senator Ted Stevens", which he's been waiting on for ''years''.

This troper and his pals were trying out a Japanese restaurant for the first time. Said troper ordered a dish he'd never tried before, and when it arrived he remarked to his friends "Damn, chin! This is some greasy shit!

Recently, I finally got the chance to invert SG-1}} Samantha Carter's infamous line and say "Just because my reproductive organs are on the outside rather than the inside, ...".

Last friday at anime club, it was a friend's birthday party and when cake was promised, This troper said "The Cake is a Lie". It was even funnier when it turned out it really was a lie.

"I mean, there are, what Over Nine Thousand languages in the language group]]". It wasn't even off all that much.

This troper, when asked what was wrong when she apparently looked sad, replied "It even rained the day I was born."

She also tends to reply to skepticism with "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

This troper responds to skepticism with "Shun the non-believer!!"

This troper has a tendency to get coughs/colds on a regular basis. The only good thing about this is I get to look sad and say 'it hurts to laugh'. I don't know why but I simply love getting the chance to say it.

This troper has an awful love for using Homestar Runner quotes, specifically shouting "SOMETHING'D!" (what the something is depends on what happened), Teen Girl Squad style. Now, it has become my frackin catchphrase, and one of my friends (Who doesn't even know what Homestar Runner, much less Teen girl Squad, is.)even does it occasionally.

This troper once proudly made the greatest of all inquiries... "Did somebody order a LARGE HAM?" Which wouldn't be impressive, except he did it in a control room in a military installation and actually got ''applause'' from the officer in charge.

The homecoming-week assembly at this troper's high school always features the drum line. As soon as they started playing, this troper was finally able to say "HERE. COME. THE DRUMS!"

I envy you.

This troper has a whole ''arsenal'' of phrases he wants to say, but has yet to be in the proper situation for them. It's only a matter of time...

This troper is a bassist, and makes multiple 'all your bass' jokes. Not helped by the drummer occasionally bringing out 'I am serious drummer! This is serious band practice!'

At the end of the first meeting of this troper's former frat (which he dropped out of after only a few weeks), the brother with the gavel used the phrase after asking "Is there anything else for the good of the order?"

This troper was finally able to say the epic potato chip line a few weeks ago. She considers this an extreme accomplishment, and she doesn't even like Death Note.

She is also extremely happy to have been able to say 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!' during a particular history lesson. The best part? Someone got the reference.

A similar event happened in this troper's history class as well. The class was going to play the game "Password" with vocabulary and historical events and such, and to explain how to play it, the teacher called a few people up for a sample game, and this troper was one of them. I had a card that said "Spanish Inquisition," and the clue I gave was "Nobody expects the..." The teacher said, "Spanish Inquisition." Most of the class got it and laughed.

This troper's brother was in a history class when the teacher mentioned the Spanish Inquisition. He and his friend shouted, at the same time, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" The teacher turns to them, cracks a grin, and says, "And now for something completely different." Everybody else in the class was completely mystified.

Unrelated, but a similar incident happened in one of my college English classes. The professor was giving the usual beginning of year speech on how to cite sources, and the author he happened to mention was "Cranston". My laughing reply of "Lamont?" made him actually confirm the reference, and pull me aside after class to ask which version of TheShadow I was referencing, to which I further replied, "...Wealthy man about town, is in reality..." Echoing the intro to the 30's Radio Drama, which my Grandfather got me hooked to.

You guys got nothing on me. I did a project on the Spanish Inquisition *specifically* so that I could use that line.

This troper went flocking (putting pink, plastic flamingos in other peoples yards for a fundraiser). Some of the kids in the van wanted to play the music really loud. One kid said "Nobody expects the SUV with loud music to be the one that flocks them!" I followed up, but only one person got it.

This troper asked a religion professor if anyone had expected the Spanish Inquisition. (He said no. Later on, he quoted from Complete History of the World, Part One.)

My English class was having a little improv session. I walked out of the room and left for about five minutes leading the next person to start. About halfway through their session I burst throw the door and yell at the top of my voice "No one expects the Spanish Inquistion, surprise and fear our two main weapons..." after the intial shock I had the room in gales of laughter.

This troper got an unexpected oppertunity when she was in high school. She and her male friend were walking in the hall. chatting about anime when this other boy popped up (whom I hated with a passion) and began to verbaly fight with me. I looked at his eyebrows, which were huge and bushy like giant catterpilars and said, "Amaro." Her friend began to laugh. The enemy didn't get it. The friend said, "Dude, she played you!" (CrowningMomentOfAwesome)man!

This troper has a bad tendency to quote things, particularly during D&D sessions (he finds it odd how often things lead into Cake songs), but his single most awesome moment came during one particular session. I had previously expressed my desire to utilize a particular quote at some point, and finally got the opportunity- #QUOTE# I've got my armor back on and my semi-automatic crossbow in hand. I'm at close to full hit points and I'm ready for a fight. We are on Eastern Pain Time and it is Dan O'Clock.

Also note that "Dan" is, in fact, my real name.

One day in high school a messenger came into class looking for a student and asked rather loudly "Who is Spike Tuckis?" Cue sequential standing up with exclamations of "I am Spike Tuckis!" "I am Spike Tuckis!" "I AM SPIKE TUCKIS!" Sadly, though, we were still held after school by the clearly amused Media Studies teacher as another not-so-savvy teacher was present.

During a session of Team Speak Karaokee (yes, we really were that bored), this troper rather rudely interrupted someones guitar playing with a cry of "Muda da. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! ZA WARUDO!" Unfortunately, I started laughing too hard to finish out the rest of it. I was eventually talked into performing the entire thing later, complete with a WRYYY at the end. That does stand out as one of the crowning achievements in my life.

With school not being part of real life, this troper gets a kick out of being asked to figure out things (like road trip mileage). Sci-fi is FULL of characters saying "If my calculations are correct..."

"...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit."

"...which they always are..."

This troper actually uses this quite frequently at work ''and means it''.

When asked how he did after a particularly bad exam, this troper replied that it had hit him "for MASSIVE DAMAGE!"

During rehearsals for a TerryPratchett play one actor was doing his 'juggling' scene without his props, giving this troper (who had his 'Klatchian merchant' character using a stereotypical Watto-like accent) a chance to retort: "What are you waving your hand about for -- do you think you're a Jedi or something?"

There are two things I've always wanted tosay:

Would you believe me if I said I was being followed by a yellow submarine?

To reply to a question such as "how does it work? "How do you start it?' with "It starts with a blue meanie attack."

This Troper once actually managed to get away with "Yes. Wait a minute. No." Still no luck on "moosy fate" though.

My science teacher was giving a demonstration on water tension when he asked us, "Why does this needle float?" After a few minutes, this troper went, "Because it weighs the same as a duck?" About half the class got it.

Got you beat: at a friend's house some years ago, a tin of Golden Snitch cookies got opened. Somebody said something that ended with "snitches", perhaps even with "besides snitches", and I immediately responded with "More snitches!"

This Troper once baked a replica {{Portal}} cake for her friend's birthday. The result? lots and lots and lots of quotes. Oh, and we got to sing Still Alive instead of Happy Birthday.

Tropers/FurikoMaru and her mother are hard-wired for these kinds of things, it seems. It's gotten to the point that they don't even have to say them out loud anymore; when an appropriate context comes up they just look at each other and start laughing.

Just recently, as a residence meeting was breaking up, she was handed a box of craft supplies, and couldn't resist. #QUOTE#FurikoMaru: So, whatcha gonna do with all this junk?

This troper had always wanted to say "Yakk! Deculture!". Hopefully one day will come where he can say it without it sounding strange.

On a similar note, This Particular Troper and a friend were discussing said friend's girlfriend. When my friend came up short on adjectives, this troper promptly responded with "Gorgeous? Delicious? Deculture?" The friend just rolled his eyes. Of course, a few minutes later we ended up quoting Isamu and Guld.

Would you kindly read the rest of this sentence? Hey! It works!

This troper and her friends literally cannot get through a single day without appropriately quoting MysteryMen. Moreover, once when told she was running out of time to do something, she was delighted to respond, "You cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. ''You'' are finite. ''Zathras'' is finite. ''This'' is wrong tool."

Her father is known for doing this sort of thing all the time, mostly in reference to {{Airplane}}. Once he was handed a document and asked to make something of it, to which he said, "Well, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..." He also, unfortunately, had a coworker at one time named Lieutenant Striker. The division never let him hear the end of that. As he frequently says, the fact that he often did this in front of his ''superiors'' likely explains his meteoric rise through the pay grades.

This trope is known for, whenever someone does something that I said was a bad idea, and it turns out I was right, spouting "Zathras warn, but no, no one listen to poor Zathras, no."

This troper has too many examples to count. From saying "Come on you pansy!" to meme's. But one of his favorite moments was when someone brought up Sarah Palin and at least four people in the room (including me) said: "I can see Russia from my house!" in unison.

This Spanish Troper took advantange of a busted resistor in electronics class to say "Resistance is futile". Clarification: in Spanish the words for ''resistor'' and ''resistance'' are the same: ''resistencia''.

Nothing to add to that. Merely a bow, and something akin to hero worship.

At a fancy dance, I was wearing a suit. My friend got punched in the nose and bled on me. Cue epic line.

Whilst playing the Star Wars arcade game - the one where two players can play as pilot and gunner - this troper was handed the ''perfect'' opportunity to say to his friend, "You worry about the fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

Reminds me of this time one of my friends and I were playing ''LegoStarWars'' and stumbled on the Death Star minigame where you shoot down Tie Fighters. When my friend finally shot one down, he - completely naturally, not trying to make any kind of reference - yelled "I got one!" I, of course, responded with "Don't get cocky, kid."

This troper is becoming quite adept at this though my favourite is when one of my teachers (quite the star trek fan) asked me for the solution to a question to which I replied "I canna do it Cap'n!!!"

This troper, a future veterinarian, is just ''waiting'' for the day she can grab defibrillator paddles and yell "CLEAR!!"

This troper and her bf have had entire conversations that were just classic lines and quotes from shows they liked. InvaderZim is surprisingly quoteable.

"I like this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!" is this troper's go-to line whenever he feels a little apprehensive towards something his friends have planned. He's also used "Light is green. Trap is clean" on more than one occasion. Long story short, he's had a lifelong love (read: obsession) with the Ghostbusters.

As an addendum to all the "Still Alive" quotes, this troper hardly ever quotes "Still Alive", preferring to quote ''other'' JoCo songs, to the confusion of his friends (even the ones that ''do'' know "Still Alive"). It doesn't hurt that he has a song for literally ''every'' occasion.

This troper has responded to a friend's "I hate you" with "I love you too." This troper, being asexual, didn't mean it, and the friend is aware of this.

This troper's brother, a chemistry major, shares this troper's fondness for ''TheKentuckyFriedMovie''. In particular, the "Zinc Oxide And You" sketch, where a housewife gradually loses things that allegedly depend on Zinc Oxide. ("The temperature control on your stove. (Fwoosh!) Your fire extinguisher. That bra you're wearing. Your husband's pacemaker...") He was doing an "open house" for the chemistry department at his school, and a girl was disputing the usefulness of chemistry. "Like, what does this do?" as she grabbed a container of Zinc Oxide. Ensues}} Hilarity did, indeed, ensue.

This troper once found a bottle of Timotei brand shampoo in a drawer. She turned to look at her friend, and we both ran our hands over our hair, chanting, "Timotei, Timotei," in unison.

As whatever insult you want to say as it might be, I always do this when showering, with any shampoo. Also, I'm male.

One of these days, this troper is going to answer the phone with "Bond, James Bond", completely dead-pan... If she ever learns to stop saying "Hello?" instinctively whenever someone calls.

one of these days, if this troper can beat the same affliction, he will answer with "Batman here."

This troper has gotten an overwhelmingly positive response (read: 1/3 of messages left for me begin with breaking down in laughter) to using the standard automated voicemail greeting with his name as "Batman". I suppose people are used to goofy voicemail greetings, but being funny with the automated one is completely unexpected.

In reaction to my {{BattleTech}} fandom in my younger years, I once answered the phone with "Elias Crichell, Jade Falcon clan hall." Cue bewildered pause from the far end of the line.

This troper has told the friend that got her into Criminal Minds that she will be answering the phone with "office of unmitigated genius" the next time said friend calls.

I like this simple one: "What the fuck?" "THIS THE FUCK" and then I do exactly what I just did.

I actually did that once when asking if anyone knew what the name of the pokemon hack that replaces the pokemon with loli and shota versions of the pokemon was. When someone responded to that with "what the fuck" I then said "THIS IS THE FUCK!" and ''guessed'' the name of the hack and got a video of it.

This troper and his then-girlfriend once spent several weeks looking after a friend's chickens. After getting his clothes covered in poop while cleaning out the hen house, he turned to her and grumbled, "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

This troper hopes to find someone who has seen {{Higurashi}} and then have the chance to say "USO DA!"

Whenever a computer at work crashes, I tend to mutter, "Even in the future nothing works!"

Witnessed at a party recently: "Alice, this Bob the magician. Bob, this is Alice the warlord expert. ...I've really been looking forward to saying that."

When this troper was in fith grade, the Budweiser commercials were all the craze. The phone rings and he answers with WAZZAP?! The person was his sister's teacher who she hated...

I play a lot of FPS games, but this has only turned up a handful of times: "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

Getting a job in tech support just to say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?". It works in a surprisingly large amount of cases.

This troper has had many of these:

HUZZ-AAH! MY ARM!

I will take this graham cracker...and EAT IT!

Between this troper and her friend:

Troper: It's quiet...''too'' quiet.

Friend: And it's wet...''too'' wet.

I am tired of these motherfucking idiots in this motherfucking high school!

In fourth grade Halloween Party:

Troper: Who you gonna call?

Troper's Classmate: My mommy!

USODAYO!

This Troper has a friend that regularly says "Ha ha! Testicles" Ala HarveyBirdman 's Paul Sebben.

I assume you mean Phil Ken Sebben. This troper is guilty of frequently responding to double entendres with the same phrase.

D&D session. The party has encountered a magically protected wall we need to get through. I give a whack with my pick. I get thrown across the room. The psion declares his intent to use Disintegrate. In perfect unison, another player and I shout, "Will you forget it!? I already tried, and it's magnetically sealed!"

I have a disturbing tendency to, when plugging in an electrical device such as a laptop, to say "POWER! ULTIMATE POWER!!"

You might want to correct that to "POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!"

I recently managed to use "have you ever heard of a thing called a book? You take it, and you open it, and there's all words inside."

This troper is more or less TheLancer in a small MUGEN programming team, and when the project leader wasn't on someone went on the chat box and asked who "The master" of the project was. I couldn't resist. -> I am Sapphire Flame. I take care of the place while the Master is away.

Sadly, no one got it.

This troper was Torgo one Halloween, and yet somehow he failed to offer the signature introduction when someone inevitably asked what he was supposed to be.

My French teacher compared the way I look with my hair down to the way Snape looks. This led to my entire French class singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise." It was awesome.

Few things in this troper's life could be considered as much fun as selling Christmas trees. AChristmasStory, anyone? -> - This here's the Christmas tree emporium of the mid-west! We got over three hundred trees! Like this tree: this here is a ''tree''. Hell, that ain't no tree. Now this ''here'' is a '''tree'''. -> - No, that's them balsams. -> - I'll throw in some rope and tie it to your car!

I was in a meeting with the head teacher at my high school, to give a presentation with some others in a group I'm in to get permission to make a magazine. They had one of those long tables, like you see in movies. While we were all seated, waiting for the Headteacher to arrive, I FINALLY got to say "So, how do we kill Superman?"

This troper has a tenancy to respond to any question about his sanity with "Some people juggle baby geese. My hand to God, Goslings." to various reactions of humor.

I was talking to a few friends in a bar one day and mentioned something about how Jewish people generally put stones on peoples graves instead of flowers. Someone commented on how odd that seemed, I shrugged and said "Eh, some people juggle geese." The people I was with didn't get the reference. The bartender however did and nearly fell over laughing. I don't think I paid for a single heavily-poured drink for the rest of the night. Shiny.

This troper was deployed overseas to Afghanistan. During a huge firefight with some Taliban, he was overheard screaming "For the Emperor!" Needless to say, most of his platoon thought he was a far larger geek than they originally supposed.

This troper thought of a different FOR THE EMPEROR! quote source and thinks the only thing better would've been "This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!"

He is awesome. "For the Horde!" would also have been acceptable.

"For Cardassiaaa!!!" would have gotten him a marriage proposal from this troper. Or at least a lascivious offer.

Not often this troper says something so banal, but you are officially this troper's new hero. In fact, I'm making you an warp-damned Imperial Saint, just for that.

A friend of This Troper once had a discusion in their English Composition class. One of those hypothetical "lose-lose" situations was asked, namely "If you were on a sinking boat with your mother and your girlfriend, and you could only save one of them, who would it be?" Some moron joked that he would have them fight to the death, after which the friend said (with a voice to match): -> Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... Tryouts.

This troper was once asked, quite reasonably, where the spoons were. "There is no spoon."

This troper's entire family loves ''ThePrincessBride''. Most commonly quoted is "Have fun storming the castle!" although several others have also been used, such as quoting Fezzik's rhyming (mainly "anybody want a peanut?"). We can almost quote the entire movie as it plays (but we don't, because we'd rather watch and enjoy it). Occasional ''StarWars'' quotes get thrown in by my father and I once in a while.

A more recent one: My father was thinking about eating the rest of a very large sandwich. He said "I'm only ''mostly'' full." Cue me, saying "You've been mostly full all day!"

This Troper ecently posted this little gem on Facebook:

IssacBrock: Oh I've chosen my words carefully American, and you should have done the same.

ThomasJefferson: This is blasphemy, this is madness!

IssacBrock: Madness? THIS IS CANADA!

Dude! You made me burn myself with tea while laughing out loud!! This troper makes a habit of writing "I prepared explosive runes this morning" on every bathroom stall he visits.

This troper, while knowing the OOTS ref, would read that in context as Explosive Runs.

This Troper just lost the game.

This Troper used the quote "There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine." It made sense in context, too. Unfortunately, nobody got the reference.

This troper had an instance in her Chemisty class:

Teacher: This is a chemical reaction.

Troper: No, this is SPARTA! Cue the entire class cracking up.

This troper, in the anatomy dissection lab. With a bonesaw. Cue 'another successful procedure!' and glove-snapping. Sadly, it passed by unnoticed.

Upon anyone sampling anything edible (ever): #QUOTE#'''Me:''' How is it, Ralph? #QUOTE#'''Appropriate Response:''' It tastes like ''burning!''

This troper once attempted to get out of her seat at lunch and somehow fell out of it and ended up flat on her back on the ground. Cue her friend: "(this troper) used ESCAPE! It's not very effective..."

The best part came when someone else mentioned that escape wasn't an actual move, cuing the next line: "(aforementioned friend) used DUCT tape on (other person)! It's super effective!"

Similarly, This Troper was waiting for a chance to talk... and waiting... and waiting... and considered interrupting with "(dad's name) used HYPER VOICE! It's super effective!" but she didn't, and regrets not having taken the chance. EDIT: One of my feet was tangled up in a wire, and I said "Wild WIRE used BIND! It's super effective! ...I've been wanting to say that for a while."

If someone asks this troper "What time is it?" I alway respond with "It's Tool Time!" It was hilarious when my dad overheard and told us "No it's not. That at 5 o'clock." No one except my family has gotten the reference yet. I haven't been able to say it lately though.

My teacher was administering state tests and said "Now, fill in the bubble at the left bottom corner of the page. Those who do not will be... missed.

A little while ago, I was playing Left 4 Dead on Survival. There were two people, not including me, and I was lying on the ground with zombies stomping on me and a Tank running straight at us. I say 'Leave me!' One of the other people goes 'Never!'. I crack up and say 'I always wanted to say that'.

This troper at one point was trying to find a store that was later found out to have closed, and so was in a nearby store to ask the workers if they knew where it was. When they asked what I wanted the immediate response was "We're just looking for information". Yeah...I may watch a little too much TV/Movies

This Troper has always wanted to answer an either/or question with an enigmatic but technically correct "Yes." She finally got the chance when someone asked whether the various lead actors on Series/DoctorWho all play the same character or different characters all called "the Doctor."

That is what my dad sometimes does when you ask if he wants tea or coffe!

And that's why it's not safe to say "Yes" when asked what you'd like to eat/drink by any member of my family! Ah, the infamous 'cup of yes'... a mix of anything and everything in the list of options...

This troper quoted The Hunt for Red October when he flubbed a scene rehersal in his high school drama class. First words upon getting upright? "Always wanted to say that."

This Troper's girlfriend, while shopping for Star Wars figures (specifically the 'build-a-droid sets), looked through the stock available, then said- completely deadpan- 'These aren't the droids your looking for.' Additionally, when confronted in a small town in rural East Africa by a child with a shiv who proclaimed 'I have knife!' this troper was gratified to be able to produce a larger weapon and say... 'That's not a knife...' etc.

This Troper, while working as a bank teller, got to cross a lot of lines off his list:

A customer, asking her balance, got "It's over nine thousaaaaand" (slightly deadpanned) Customer: "Nine thousand?" Me: "Over nine thousand."

Customer named Dave tried to withdraw more money than was in his account. Said I: "I can't let you do that, Dave."

Tried and failed to sell a home equity loan to a customer, and after the customer resisted, I said "Don't come crawling to me when Gordon Lightfoot starts creeping round your back stair."

Turned around on me hilariously by one customer. I mentioned Bob Saget was in town playing a show at a local casino. Said the customer, without missing a beat: "You ever suck dick for pot?" After a brief pause, I replied "No, but I think that's how the branch manager got the corner office."

After noting that my cold makes me sound like an elcor, I said: "Statement: Goodbye, sister."

This one's more of an "I always wanted to do that", but... see, a previous teacher had this bell in her classroom on her desk... and everyday, it'd just sit there, bein' all shiny, and I always wanted to ring it... then, a few weeks before the last day of school that year, I asked the teacher "Can I please ring the bell?" She said yes! *DING DING DING DING DING* Hehehe! :D (I'm sorry... I get all ecstatic just thinking about it... is that abnormal?)

Not at all. Especially coming from a troper who did the same thing at a fancy hotel that had one of those same shiny bells!

This troper was play wrestling with a LoveInterest. She tried to escape his grasp with a back-flip but said troper held her firmly in his grasp. In mocking her failed escape attempt, said troper channeled Emperor Palpatine from ''ReturnOfTheJedi'' and said "You feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!". However, it was she who scored the CrowningMomentOfFunny as she pointed how ironic it was for this troper to mention the Dark Side, as he is Black and she's Asian.

This Troper once was at a rehearsal for a speech to be given upon graduating from an Americorp program. The speech format was "My name is X this year I learned..." I went for the easy gag.

This troper lives for the day when she can say with absolute calm, "No. Not without incident."

Around my friends, once you have uttered the words "It's possible," the only way to avoid someone interjecting "...pig" is to do it yourself.

When I started taking audio editing classes, I was ''thrilled'' to discover a legitimate reason to say "invert polarities" (it has to do with sound waves).

One time I was in school by recess and I was looking out the window, someone saw something in the sky and asked what it was. One kid said it was a bird. another said it was a plane. And at that point I could no longer resist...

For me, I got a real kick out of saying "Say hello to my little friend" while shooting off my brother's airgun, mobster style.

Also, I like to shout "Yatta!" every chance I get.

Here's one that happened really recently, namely, responding to "Say goodnight, [Troper's Name]", with "Goodnight, [Troper's Name]!"

This troper has made a game of inserting as many television references into conversations with her brother (who is as good at this as her). This is especially fun when one of us finishes the conversation with a completely absurd non-sequitur.

This troper once got off a great one: a girl was telling my friends and I about the things that happened to her and her ex-boyfriend (she was going through a breakup at the time) and she said "and this time" a lot. So I reply "And this one time, at band camp..." My friends cracked up, and she was slightly annoyed. I replied "I just had to say that."

This troper was gleeful when she got the opportunity to tell her male cousin, "I'm glad you're with me, Sam." She is also patiently waiting to say "Never get involved in a land war in Asia" or "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

This troper is half Italian. Half of that half is Sicilian. She gets to use it with perfect truth.

This troper and her friends at a very small private school were - and still are - very fond of "MasterandCommander". Our headmaster would always time our firedrills, and then yell out how long it had taken when we finished. One day, in a flash of inspiration, this troper yelled, in her best Jack Aubrey voice, "That's not good enough! Do you want to see a guillotine in Piccadilly?" Five or six people shout back "No!" "Want to call that raggedy-arse Napoleon your king?" More people catch on. "No!" "You want your children to sing the "La Marseillaise?" By this point most of the school, plus teachers, have caught on. "No!"

This troper was thrilled when, talking to someone about some issues she has, they said, "Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you, and I will believe in you who believes in me, and ours will be the drill that will pierce the heavens!" After I stared at him incredulously, they responded, "What? I've always wanted to say that... Oh, you don't get it..." However, I did get it. The conversation quickly shifted.

Same thing happened to this troper, but I only used the beginning part of the quote...and I'm still waiting for an opportunity to yell "Just who the hell do you think I am!"

Someone did use that immortal line to cheer this troper up once. She said, "You don't have to believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you!" She didn't understand the reference she had inadvertedly made, but at least this troper had the chance to say, "Belief? Me? ''Who the hell do you think I am?''" I forgot why I was sad after that.

This troper has been known to respond to all inquiries of "what time is it?" with a determined scowl and a two-word phrase: "GO TIME." That's what they get for not noticing this troper doesn't have a watch.

I once said "This platform ain't big enough fer the two of us," when playing Mario 64 with my cousin. I got weird looks.

This troper watched L: Change The World recently. When [[spoiler:Near]] opened up a bag of potato chips and started devouring them, I blurted out, "I'll take this potato chip... and eat it!"

I do that whenever I decide to get some chips when I'm with people who get the joke.

One time, I was out in the woods with a couple friends, airsoft guns, and paintball guns. One of our friends has a short temper, and she was holding onto my fully-loaded paintball gun at the time. I decided to shoot her in the ass with my airsoft gun while her guard was down, and she was reloading the gun. After I ran out of ammo and she was reloaded, I promptly ran away as she yelled "Yippee-Kai-Yay, motherfucker!" and chased me around with my full-auto paintball gun...It was worth it, I guess.

Playing MagicTheGathering: I had played something that allowed me to look at the top 3 cards of a player's library. None of them were good..."Crap, crap, mega crap...I'll give you 300 bucks." Hilarity ensued... and now my friends constantly ask me to give an impression of J. Jonah Jameson whenever I'm with them.

A few months back a sizable group of friends were in town (Vegas) visiting. We were hanging out downtown and decided before it got too late (i.e. we got too drunk) we were gonna move the partying back to the hotel they were staying at on the Strip. We were too big for one cab, so half the group piles into the first one and I get into the second cab with the rest. The driver says "Where to?", and I reply "The Exclibur." About 10 seconds of silence before a friend smacked me in the back of the head then said to the driver "What he meant to say was.." and everybody chorused "FOLLOW THAT CAB!". Utter and complete FAIL on my part.

If you know This troper you will inevitably hear him say some variation of " ''(statement)'' I'm sorry, but I've just been wanting to say that for ''(period of time)''."

This troper had a friend who kept bugging her for ''ShakuganNoShana'' episodes she doesn't even have. The result? URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI!

Whenever this one is questioned, I say "Heresy grows from idleness."

This Troper is planning on peppering an explanation of the contents of a box (which will contain chocolate cornets) with many uses of "classified information" once school starts up again. (For example, "Okay, so, during ''classified information'', I started watching ''classified information''. Anyway, in the first ''classified information'', there was a big ''classified information'' of ''classified information'', so I got the urge to ''classified information'' some.

This Troper managed to slip in a WellExcuseMePrincess during an argument with this tropers girlfriend

This Troper was able to pull a "You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means." three times on the same person for "random", "retarded" and "impossible". ''Three'' times!

That Troper here, I now want to use the word "churl" in casual conversation. Will be reporting back soon.

This troper has always wanted to say "I've always wanted to say that".

This troper once managed to say "How do you know my name? ''Who are you?!''" She still doesn't know where it came from, but she had always wanted to say it.

This troper (happily!) managed to use "I've some extremely distressing news. We've just run out of wine." on the evening of her birthday. Has also used in complete earnest "There must and shall be aspirin!" (The day after her birthday.)

Earlier today I was helping to put away some recently-bought food. I saw a bag of peaches and asked worriedly "Oh no! Are these pears!?" Then I realized they were peaches and quietly put them away. I opened the next bag and saw some avocados, one of which looked like a pear. "Oh no, a pear! I HATE pears!"

Well done. And fabulously obscure.

This Troper pulled this on her roommate after she went grocery shopping. Cue the questioning-of-sanity looks. (Note: They actually were pears. And this troper isn't too fond of pears herself.)

This Troper finally got the chance to say 'allons-y' today. Needless to say, she was very happy.

This Troper can't stop saying 'allons-y.'

This Troper can't wait to take French again. She plans on saying that as many times as she can.

This Troper loves you.

This Troper did NOT start learning Italian so that she had a legitimate excuse to say "molto bene" a lot.

'And Darren inhaled his toast.' I waited a long, long time to say that. At one point this troper was supposed to use scissors in art class. He rejoyced when he finally got a chance tosay "I need scissors! 61!"

After some time trying to use it on a fitting scenario, This troper found himself in a tournament of Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, and was losing by at 7000 Life Points. All of a sudden his Hot Blood kicked in and he blurted out, in a very hammy fashion: YOOOOOOU! WIIIIIIIILLLL!! FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLL!!!

This troper was quite pleased when a friend and fellow {{Rent}} fan asked her "What's the time," as it meant she could respond with "Well it's gotta be close to midnight!!!..."

Having met a girl at a party who introduced herself as "Candy", this troper replied "Of course you are."

This troper is waiting for the day he can use the phrase PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERRRRRS! ''Itty bitty living space.''

This troper quite seriously doubts this will happen... Unless you have a young kid.

The first time this troper caught a wild snake with her bare hands, she couldn't resist holding it up and exclaiming, Hunter}} "Crikey! Have a look at this little beauty!"

This troper was in the cafeteria at work and couldn't find a dry tray: "This one's wet. This one's wet. This one's wet. Why is it, with the power of the death star, we can't have one fucking tray that's dry?!"

I am waiting for the opportunity for this exchange to pop up: #QUOTE#Someone:...Why not? #QUOTE#Me:BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOBMBIE!

This Troper won a play fight with friends by shouting 'FALCOON PAWNCH' and delivering one. She's unsure whether the punch won it for her, or if she shocked every one into submission.

This troper managed to stealthily establish her geekdom in public simply by telling a story about her (fairly sassy) grandmother. Halfway through, she paused, and very simply said: Rider Kabuto}} "Grandmother said this ..." I could not stop smiling.

Similarly, and more recently, the same troper as above managed it again: Rider Den-O}} "Let me say this, to start --" She didn't even realize she'd said it until she had already spat it out. Needless to say, her equally geeky boyfriend was pleased with her.

This troper's physics teacher used to preface discussions with "Let's say you have (an inclined plane/a magnetic field/whatever)." Each time this happened, he'd turn to the person seated behind him and we'd say together, "You have (an inclined plane/a magnetic field/whatever)". Until the one day my partner in crime was out sick. So he said it facing forward instead of backward, and the teacher heard. For the rest of the day, it was "Let's ''not'' say you have..."

This Troper was doing a communications training course for work (damn office job) where my task was to get someone to talk who didn't want to. My partner thought it'd be fun to play the part of someone who had just committed an assault by gun (or possibly a gunshot homicide, though this was unclear). Now please understand that I am a part-time office monkey, and so was my partner, there was no gun, there was no crime, etc. This was all play-acting for a stupid training (read: brainwashing) exercise which neither of us wanted anything to do with. When he started in on this, something just clicked in me. ''Homicide: A Year on the Killing Street,'' the novel by David Simon which inspired ''HomicideLifeOnTheStreet'' popped into my head. I started very nicely... interrogating him. I even Mirandized him. And I worked him on this "crime" for about twenty minutes... when I actually got the confession. Two things clicked for me that day. One was that whole scenario was a big IAlwaysWantedToSayThat. Secondly... I will be signing up for Reservist status with my local police department.

Troper to above troper: "Ah, The Force is strong with this one."

A friend of this troper's, who is also a big ''StarTrek'' fan, responded to some unpleasant news by clenching his fist and shouting KKKKKKHHHHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!; complete with growling face.

This troper usually says goodbye to people by telling them "To live long. And prosper.".

Another ''Trek'' fan pal was once asked where he was going as he got in his car. He pointed off down the road and answered, "where no man has gone before.".

This troper occasionally says, upon entering a (chat)room, "Hi everybody!" date, no one has given the correct response. And someone ''finally'' said, "Hi Doctor Nick!" She is happy to say that when another person did this, she did, completely reflexively. How reflexively? She was pretty much asleep at the time.

I do that on a regular basis with roomfuls of actual people. To this day, only one person has ever replied to me with "Hi, Dr. Nick!"

This troper likes to pepper conversations with lines from: Series/DoctorWho OrderOfTheStick PennyArcade BlackAdder Chef! and RedDwarf. The fact that this troper lives in a place where NO ONE gets the reference makes it even more enjoyable.

Yesterday, this same troper got the chance to say "Well, I've checked with my contacts and . . ."

This troper likes to respond to some messages(depends on the situation) with "You're a cigarette!" Still hasn't caught on.

While out drinking: "What can I say about this elixir!"

While using my computer as a jukebox at a party, a rather promiscuous friend of mine asked me to play a song for him. I couldn't resist playing "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee."

This troper used to say "smeg" a lot in middle school. Never caught on. He also used to answer questions with "Cicici yavole oui!"

One of this troper's favorite exclamations is "Holy fucking shit, Batman!" He's also fond of saying "This is just like the time I took my top off and got killed by Greg Kinnear!"

A friend of this troper once had a problem with flies in his apartment. Once, while visiting, he said, "What, have you got a shrine to Beelzebub in your closet?

This troper came to school singing ''Sixteen Going On Seventeen'' to all her younger friends on her 17th birthday.

On a related note, she can't wait to be 19... just so she can sing "I'm 19, but I'm old for my age" whenever somebody asks her how old she is.

This troper was walking in a dorm when a guy with a great big grin on his face rounded the corner, and then went out the back door that nobody ever uses. A moment later, two girls, absolutely infuriated-looking, rounded the corner as well, and I pointed to the door and said "HeWentThatWay."

Oh, I'd ''love'' to know the story behind ''that'' one...

This troper was once walking down the hall carrying a stack of books just to have them all tumble to the ground for no apparent reason. She immediately shouted "My arms don't work!!" a la Tom Servo.

This troper has had her moments.

I will take this x... and EAT IT.

The cake is a lie! (Said at a friend's birthday party when the cake in question failed to be delivered on time, sadly, no one got it.)

(shouting) THIS. IS. (harsh whisper) ''...A LIBRARY''.

In addition, I use 'The Abridged Series}} super special awesome' almost ''daily'', and again, NO ONE GETS IT.

OH MY GOOOOOOOO-

This troper was making tentative plans to have a movie marathon with a friend, when said friend was instead whisked away to an anime convention. Quoth this troper: "COOOOOOOON!!"

I'm a very low-key, calm person. However, if provoked enough, I kind of flip out. Yesterday, I finally got to say "I'm going to make regret the day she met me." And meant it.

{{Excel-2010}}. Today in Public Speaking class we had a group exercise that involved coming up with a very short "how to celebrate Thanksgiving" speech. I opened with "Thanksgiving. A time for family togetherness, giving thanks to our Lord, and wanton cruelty to turkeys of all breeds The Abridged Series}} for no adaquately explored reason!"

Thanks to TheNostalgiaCritic, I'm waiting for a prime opportunity to use "I was ''frozen'' today"

For some reason, I always wanted to say, "Correctamundo! A word I have never used before, and hopefully never will again." I got my chance in physics class, ironically enough. I also got a chance to say the line, "My GOD, Timmy, THAT'S... SOOOOOO... EEEEEEVIL!!!!" when my brother (named Timothy) rang me and suggested we do something... well, evil.

On the note of Doctor Who, Unhari got to point someone out to his friend with "Look to your left".

During our D&D session, our group rushed into a dragon's lair in attack mode only to find that the dragon was quite pleasant and intelligent (albeit he could have easily annexed us at any point if it looked like we were going to make a move) and struck up a conversation with us about the backstory of the race of dragons before the dawn of humanoids, etc...And one of our party members, Mling, who is somewhat prone to blurting out whatever comes into her head (as a player, though we consider it a part of her character too), either said or asked something that he would have found quite odd or inappropriate coming from an elf stranger. In one of my few moments of quick thinking I said, "You'll have to excuse Mling, she suffers from a deplorable excess of personality." He chuckled at this and continued to speak.

This troper went through Customs at Sydney Airport, having declared on that card thing you have to fill in that he had some food on him. Naturally, they asked what the food was, and he got it out of his pocket. "It's a bag of jelly babies. Would you like a jelly baby?". The customs official ''took one''.

This troper's Canadian boss today was talking about some saying they have in Canada. This troper promptly replied with, "I've never heard that saying before. ...The Abridged Series}} In America."

Everything This troper has wanted to say has been said...except for "Holy Jesus Beams!"

This Troper is in exam season. The other day, several of her classmates were on the verge of panic before the English exam, cue nerdiness, "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the editing skills of men fail, when we forsake our education and break all our pens and pencils, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and cramped hands, when the average grade levels come crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we write!" Somebody noted that This Troper left out a few parts. She replied, "well, you're no son of Gondor now are you?" and another girl said, "I am no man!"

If this troper ever becomes a dentist, the first thing out of my mouth would be "Is it safe?".

I hath telekinesis!

Also, Chapter 483 of Naruto, Sasuke attempts a Chidori to the back on Sakura, gave this troper the opportunity to mutter "oh, you backstabbing cockbite".

This troper responds to any and all mention of DannyPhantom, ghosts, boxes, thermoses, or the Post Office with "I AM THE BOX GHOST!!" followed by either "I AM NO LONGER THE GHOST OF MECHANICAL FROGS! I am... THE BOX GHOST!!" or "FLEE! LEST YOU BE HERMETICALLY SEALED, AND ''SHIPPED'', TO YOUR '''DOOOOM!'''"

She has managed to use "BOOM, HEADSHOT!" in a conversation, as well as "What fools these mortals be..." and "FOOLISH MORTALS!" ...since she has a minimal social life, most of her more esoteric quotes tend to come out in her fanfics.

She is also waiting for the day she can quote the song "You're gonna go far, kid".

She has also been trying to use this line from DominicDeegan in an unrelated fanfic for YEARS: #QUOTE# "You bitch-witch bully of a goat-whore!"

"Curse you Runcible Spoon!" has now been added to the list. Next time I go to a Taco Bell, I'm ordering the beans and cheese, just for the excuse to say this...

This troper loves when a chance to quote the TheLordOfTheRings movies opens up.

As my graduation was upcoming, one of my classmates was worried that during the traditional celebrating-on-the-back-of-a-truck-ride around town she would be too short to see anything outside of the truck. This troper couldn't keep himself from saying: #QUOTE# "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

Another time, during a long roadtrip with a couple of friends, the heavy snow almost forced us to turn back after driving for a few hours. The suggestion that "we could pass through the mines of Moria" was turned down.

"My preciousss" has been said to many times to list.

Sadly, still waiting for a chance to point out were they're taking the hobbits.

This Troper likes action movie quotes when he's playing video games, but his favorite was paraphrasing Samuel L. Jackson during a particularly frustrating level of Dead Space. "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Necromorphs on this motherfucking ship!"

Everyone in my class (except me) was stunned when our college was gonna hold a blood drive. They got even more stunned when I remarked "There will be blood".

While playing MarioandLuigiBowsersInsideStory, I was fighting a Chuboomba. For those unaware, in that game, that enemy carries a lollipop, which you can inhale to heal Bowser and make the Chuboomba run away crying. When I inhaled, I said, ''in Bowser's voice'', I! EAT! YOUR! LOLLIPOP! I EAT IT UP!

This troper once got into rant mode when a friend said that red mobile phones broke more often than phones of other colors. #QUOTE# You must not realize that RED PHONES HAVE THREE TIMES MORE BATTERY LIFE!

Not to mention that every time someone interviewed on TV says something most could easily figure out or already know, he'll reply with "People die if they are killed".

This troper once screamed '42!!!' on a Calculus class, as the answer for a triple integral. Surprisingly, the teacher got the joke.

This troper was once talking with his friends, and when one friend brought up-can't remember how-freezing time, he burst out with the whole Muda Muda WRYYYYYYYYYYY shtick, and upon the shocked silence, he went, "I always wanted to do that. But now I see why I didn't before."

Things I want to say include DYNAMIC ENTRY!!! (either Maito Gai style or Suzumiya Haruhi, I don't care) while doing a flying/drop kick to somebody or something. I also want to say OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!. I'll try to think of more.

In boot camp, this troper's instructor had checked out a machine gun with two belts of blanks and let us fire a few shots each to get a feel for the weapon. After we had finished the first belt, he picked up the gun, removed the tripod, put on the shoulder strap, slung the weapon over his shoulder, loaded the second belt and paused to announce "I've always wanted to do this" before he squeezed the trigger and held it until the last round went up in smoke.

This troper's father had a moment while working on his work computer. After a moment of cursing he yells "Where the hell is the any key!?" Cue me falling off of my chair.

May I ask where that is from?

The Simpsons, said by Homer while using a computer for the first time.

Whenever this troper needs to get somewhere in a hurry, he has the slightly ridiculous habit of imitating a DOW space marine and saying, "Onward, TO GLOARY!". Sometimes he wonders whether he plays too much DOW...this actually proved pretty funny when I said this before skiing down a slope in France. Also once sent an text to my sister which said, "It is a poor shepard who blames his flock" (considering she had recently fallen out with our dad and step-mother and was blaming people other than herself, it semed appropriate. She didn't get the hint). Thank you, Relic, for giving the daemon prince such an awesome line.

ThisTroper, while fighting Pokemon with a frenemy, defeated one of his big guns that had been giving everyone else trouble, proudly shouting "[Frenemy], you MaginficaintBastard, I read your book!" The quote was lost on much in attendance. His answer to people being glad they know where I stand is "Up wind from you, by preference."

This Troper was having an arm wrestling match with a friend, using his left hand. He began to lose. When said friend started grinning, this troper told him: #QUOTE# '''Troper''': You may be winning now, but you're forgetting one important thing. #QUOTE# '''Friend''': What's that? #QUOTE# '''Troper''': I am not left handed! *switches to right hand, wins* #QUOTE# '''Friend''': ...YouSuck.

This Troper was in an Ethereal In Nomine campaign as Zorro. I managed to say to the final boss: "{{Hello}}. My name is Zorro. You killed my father. Prepare to die." I got a round of applause from everyone in the room.

This troper once had a programming assignment that required a program to continuously loop until it reached a certain end condition. He added a line that made it print out the words "We have entered an endless recursion of time." each time it did so.

This Troper is waiting for someone in her group of friends to mention God or demons, just so she can burst into the GODHAND credits song

This troper waited 16 years for someone to say "Who're you gonna call?" It was worth the glares and threats at work, and the several days of angry silence afterwords.

This troper, whenever hearing the phrase "magic tricks" always corrects the speaker with "Illusions!"

A friend of this troper's once got us both expelled from a Bath and Body Works by bringing in his own wicker basket in lieu of a shopping bag and demanding that the clerk "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

When this troper turned 21, his friends decided they were going to take him to NYC for the weekend to celebrate, since he was the last of the four to turn 21. Wanting to be ridiculous and have fun, this troper shouted "SUIT UP!" They suited up. It was awesome.

This troper has a friend who is often pestered by a classmate. This troper and his friend were chatting when said classmate appeared and starting to annoy. Cue this troper screaming at the top of his lungs. GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! OOOOOOOHHHH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM IN IT, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!

"So what did you do in class today, dear?" "Oh nothing much, mom, just built a space shuttle and flew to Paris."

...and even though I am a COLLEGE STUDENT I was promptly read the riot act by both parents. Even my initial satisfaction at giving a snappy answer to a dumb question I'd wanted to give for over a decade didn't last; such questions resumed in mere days. Stole the phrase from the webcomic "Goblin Hollow", BTW.

This troper was in a rehersal for ''Godspell'' and the people upstairs were making a lot of noise. It was a week after the Doctor Who episode Vampires in Venice, so I said, "The people upstairs are very noisy." After a long beat, someone next to me recognised the quote and said, "There aren't any people upstairs." Without any hesitation, I said "I knew she was going to say that, did anyone else know she was going to say that?" Both of us resisted the urge to laugh. I didn't say the page name out loud, though.

I really want to be a lab rat, just so I can say "The traces that you found (etc)"

I'm not the first to say it, but I finally got the chance, during a lunch with friends, to declare "I drink your milkshake!" (slurp), immediately followed by "I'll take a potato chip ''and eat it!''" (crunch). Since said friends weren't familiar with either ''ThereWillBeBlood'' or ''DeathNote'', it made for an awkward moment... but it was all worth it.

This troper waits patiently for Wintergrasp offensive battles, because I can finally call for '''more men! MORE TANKS!!'''.

I also, serving as a demolisher gunner during the Ulduar siege, got to yell "Drive closer, I want to hit them with my sword!". I was immediately called out because I use a mace.

This troper loves doing this. I was in a airsoft skirmish, and was a section commander (emperor alone knows why, I'm a usless coward) and was order to start a mass frontal charge. Looking back at my men, I then yelled "Men of *Yorkshire* - DO you want to live FOREVER?!". I was highly ammused when the response came "Aah crap...I thought we were Khorne..." In another, I was a prisoner. After being asked constantly for "your number" I replied "I am a name, not a number!" I have been known to ask for leaf tea whenever I return from skirmishes too...

After becoming a fan of ''StargateSG1'', this troper will respond to his friends' good-natured ribbing by saying "What?! You DARE mock me??"

This Troper was overjoyed when someone remarked that she hadn't touched her food, giving her the opportunity to put her fingers in it and say, "There, I touched it! You happy now?". She was equally overjoyed at finally getting the chance to say "I take my coffee black, like my men," even adding the trope name to the ShoutOut.

This Troper had a good laugh when the science teacher was sarcastically replying to a smart ass student "I'm your king!" To which I mumbled, "You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you." Me and a couple of other people cracked up laughing while the class looked on confused. (Also It was said in the [=WC3=] Peasant's voice for extra fun, try it!)

This troper is a bit on the, er, vertically-challenged side, and is therefore the butt of her tall family members' jokes. Cute the reactions:

Don't call me small; I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!!!

I'll turn you all into fish!

This troper, while assembling her church youth group to play Rock Band, declared loudly, "We're gettin' the band back together!" One of the kids looked at her suspiciously and said, "You've ''always'' wanted to say that, haven't you?"

This troper heard a perfect opportunity... to yell "''YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''" in an overheard conversation. So she did.

This troper loves the AlPacino movie ''ScentOfAWoman''. So much so, that when provoked, he will exclaim "Out of ORDER??!!! I'll SHOW you Out of Order!! If I was the man I was 10 years ago '''I'D TAKE A FLAMETHOWER TO THIS PLACE!!''' "

This troper uses every possible opportunity to smile like the Cheshire Cat and say "We're all mad here."

The same troper has been waiting a very long time for someone to ask "What state do you live in?" so that she can reply "Denial."

This troper has always wanted to say, "Fool, you dare wish to challenge me! I am the great ___! Why, while you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES" *evil laugh* .

This Troper got strange looks one day when she yelled "CODE CUSTARD! CODE CUSTARD!" when a lockdown siren was blaring. (It was a drill, of course.)

She's also made it her lifelong ambition to send a friend a letter, go to their house and sing "Bad Horse" when they open it. Amongst other things.

This lurker is most known for her tendency to make non-sequitur quotes at the most impropriate times. Currently I'm saving up "I was frozen today!" "Jävla helvete, det är vatten på golvet!" "You're in my way, sir." and "You stupid sack of science!"

She also filled a dream filled with "Suddenly! PILLOWS!" when she saw a bunch of them hanging from ceiling in IKEA. Her friend beat her to "I need a cardboard box!", though.

This Troper just added "I was just going to look. With fire. and lightning. and reanimated chipmunks. and raccoons. on fire." to his list of must-use.

He's also just waiting for a chance to use "That's what I'm here for. Sage, yet disturbing advice.

This Troper uses several lines from ZeroPunctuation in conversations such as "Shit up my nose!", "Bugger my Bumblebee's Bread-bin!", "Something that strongly resembles X", "Phenomenal idiots", "Breathtakingly stupid". And am also waiting carefully for an opportunity to say "Just Cause!" a few times before saying "Fucked if I know!".

This Troper once had a friend staying over. While looking up the library of usable words in Scribblenauts, he came across a certain word. He turned to his friend and said: "It doesn't matter how many you have. You must construct additional pylons.

This Troper's Economics teacher uses the word sexy to describe near anything. At one point, I told him: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

This Troper has set up (a long way in advance, and without anyone having noticed) an opening for "No. Not without incident." in a forum RP. He hopes noone is going to read this and identify him.

Whenever the sky is looking grey and stormy, I yell "At least it can't get any worse!" in hopes that it will start to pour rain.

This troper, when his MMO adventuring party in Oberin was mistaken for another one by a player, got to use the line "These are not the druids you're looking for."

He also took over someone's country in a [=DnD=] gaming session. When told by the natives he couldn't do that, he was thrilled to realize he could drawl, "Do you have a flag?" The GM even knew the quote, and followed it up with the right response, the conversation ending in "No flag, no country. Those are the rules I just made up. And I'm backing it up with this sword that I got from the National Weapons Association."

I was talking with a friend about {{Team Fortress 2}}. He had previously mentioned that he hated the spy class, so I asked, "Why do you hate the spy so much? The spy is a deception based class, and all warfare is based on deception. {{Sun Tzu}} said that, and I think he knows a ''little more'' about fighting than you do pal, 'cause he invented it!"

Im dying to tell this attention seeking evil girl I know, who always seems to have made up or serious illnesses whenever she wants attention "oh dear, you are ill? Well I hope your super herpes clears up soon" or "Oohhhhh do you want a clap for that? Id give you one if I wasnt already so sure you had got it already" (think that one came from one of those facebook pages.

My mother and I were building a cat shelter out of a sort of gauze netting, and at one point we were on opposite sides. I then crouched, and went (in a sort of raspy voice): ->"The ship...out of danger? Do not grieve, Admiral..."

This Troper has a list of things he always wanted to say.

"Yo mama's titties are smaller than yours." from MeetTheSpartans

"That's AGoodNameForABand."

"Howdy Mike! I'm Homsar, the captain of the gravy train!" from HomestarRunner

"Sticky Note!" from EdEddnEddy

"Snoo PINGAS usual I see?" from [=AoStH=]

This Troper managed to do this three times in one night. He was at his brother's house playing a console FPS. (Maybe one of the TomClancy games?)

While he was lining up a shot with a bazooka on an enemy squad: #QUOTE#''I see dead people. The thing is, they don't know they're dead yet.'' '''*boom*''' ''They do now.''

When his brother commented that using a grenade was overkill for taking out one guy: #QUOTE#''There is no overkill. There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."''

After the cat stepped on the remote's mute button: #QUOTE#''It's quiet... too quiet.''

This troper was playing the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG once and he activated the Book of Moon spell card. He couldn't resist the opportunity to say "Book em, Danno", a line he'd been waiting to use for some time. His opponent cracked up.

This troper was listening to the radio when the station mentioned their weekly Friday give-away of a free cake. I responded with well you probably know

This troper lives in a non-English-speaking country, so he can't use any of those quotes due to them usually never being translated. So he's jealous. This extends to pretty much any aspect of his life, so he's permanently jealous. Sticking memes into forum posts is what he's limited to.

I feel for you. There's loads of phrases I'd love to use, but since they're in English, they would just sound weird in the middle of a otherwise Norwegian conversation.

This troper frequently ends sentences with '...a word I have never used before, and hopefully never will again' (School Reunion, DW series 2, in which the word is 'Correctamundo!'). Sadly, I've yet to manage to use 'correctamundo'.

Can't believe I forgot this; it's an unreasonably obscure in-joke in my family taken from the beginning of a song by Flanders and Swann (of Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud fame) called 'The Reluctant Cannibal'. It is performed just before a meal and goes thus:

I would like a chance to tell someone, just once: "I'll kick your face in so hard it's gonna come out your ass".

Also, "The cookie told me so!"

"EXPLODING HORSE!", which is a meme between me and my brother.

And if I ever see anything reversed, I'll likely say: In Soviet Russia...

I'm waiting for someone to ask me "So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" To which I'll reply something like: "I think so, but you know I'm not allowed to visit Italy after the last time" or "I think so, but how are we going to get the cow into the bus?" Person 1: Come and GEEEEEEET IT! Person 2: Rrrrroast leg of insurance salesman! Person 3: A chorus of 'yum's ran round the table (Everyone does a slightly differently pitched yum) If we're feeling particularly jovial, it continues: Person 4: EXCEPT FOR JUNIOR! Who stood up from his log, (stand) pushed away his shell (push) and cried 'I WON'T HAVE ANY PART OF IT!' All families should know Flanders and Swanns entire repertoire by heart.

A friend of mine recently went to a science camp as a counselor. Since everyone at the camp had a "nature name", he wanted to make his name Wolf, and the name of one of his cabin kids Fox. Why? Just so he could say "I can't let you do that, StarFox!" He didn't get called Wolf, but he still pulled off the line.

I hang out in a real-time chat room with some of my online friends. One of the people in this particular social circle has the username "Apa". The other day, I was already in the room when he signed in, and there was no solid conversation going on, so I finally got to greet him with "Apa! Yip yip!"

This troper has many that she is stockpiling, including "I was frozen today!", "OF COURSE!" "You may be X, but I AM A MAN! *punch*", "It's magic, bitch! I don't ''have'' to explain it!", "ADAMANTIUM RAAAAGE!" "You're in my way, sir", "I ''heard'' that, Curtis" and "He triiiied to kill me with a forkliiiiift!" At least she's already had the opportunity to say "Polka will ''never'' die!", "Multiple exclamation points. The sure sign of a diseased mind," and ''"With'' '''SCIENCE''''', of course!!"''

This troper's friend, while climbing a tree: "What are you still doing down there?" {{Beat}}. Friend continues, "Actually, I always just wanted to say that. Only I'd have to be flying. Or up a tree."

It happened during drama class. A friend of this troper gave a monologue by an insane murderer, who had just killed his girlfriend with a knife (from ''Woyzcek'' by Georg Büchner, if you're interested). The teacher then asked how the monologue could be varied, and I suggested replacing the knife with a spoon. #QUOTE# '''My friend''': Why a spoon? #QUOTE# '''Me''': Because a spoon's DULL, you twit, it'll HURT MORE!

This troper (who is a cashier) had this conversation at work today: #QUOTE#'''Customer:''' May I use the store rewards card? #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' Surely. #QUOTE#'''Customer:''' Don't call me Shirley! ''(laughs)'' I've waited for years to make that joke! #QUOTE#'''Troper:''' I'm glad I could help you live out that fantasy.

This troper finally, after years of guitar lessons and long practices, recently got to utter the immortal words, "I'm with the band". Best. Feeling. Ever.

This troper is ''incredibly'' jealous of all the troper tales here, as this trope has been almost entirely averted for him. The ''only'' time in recent memory he can recall doing this, "I always wanted to say that" did not follow... mainly because the quote was lost on the two people there (those two people being my mother and sister, the quote being "Hey bitch you look kawaii"). Personally, I have numerous phrases I'm dying to use:

"STFU!1 He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. Now do ur work!111” and so many others from ''My Immortal''.

"Assholes and Elbows, people!"

"Would you kindly....?"

"Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through" and the phrases "the caf", "the beast within", and "binder boner shield" from {{Degrassi}}. Also related to that, someday I want to bring a melon to a party.

"I didn't stab the captain with the pickle!"

"Merlin's beard!"

"Hey cheerleaders, I got the new cheer: so fab!"

This Troper has been able to use "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; 'twould be a pity to damage yours." In perfect context, ''twice'', sadly the joke was lost both times.

Earlier this year, I finally had the perfect opportunity to say "WeMeetAgain"... During an outdoor pillow fight no less.

I finally got one in a few weeks ago when I asked my boyfriend, "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Without missing a beat, in a perfect Pinky voice he replied, "Yeah, Brain, but I don't know where we're gonna get tights!" Cue me laughing for five minutes.

This Troper, while at an outside play realized it was raining. Waiting for the play to be moved inside, This Troper sat there with no coat and had her view blocked by an enormous red umbrella for about an hour until intermission. This Troper looked up at the sky and it had stopped raining. She promptly shouted at the sky '''"CURSE YOU AQUA SCUM!!!"''' She was quite satisfied for the rest of the evening.

A classmate of mine, placed in charge of the morning exercises (it was a drama class), got pretty tyrannical about not goofing off. The only good part of this irritation? I finally got the chance to say "Your proctologist called. They found your head."

This troper is just waiting for the moment when a musician annoys him so that he can say 'YOU SPOONY BARD!'. Alas, this day may never come, but there is always hope- ALWAYS.

I once made a thread about missing quest object on WoW support forum, titled "There is no cheese". Customer support representative caught on and responded with "Do not try to find the cheese... that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realise the truth. That there is a bug with this quest..."

Upon getting out of the truck he was riding in that was carrying new furniture for the living room, this troper shouted out "Did someone order a truck? ...I've waited years to say that. My life is fulfilled."