The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator is basically a CrackFic premise generator.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SamuraiJack'' and ''{{Slaughterhouse 5}}''. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!" OK, A. I don't know either of those and B. ...what.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheDailyShow'' and ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" So a Buffy/Dawn fic where they go on the Daily Show? Ok, it sounds like it would be a fun read. Buffy/Dawn goodness and the awesomeness that is JonStewart in one fic.

Out of boredom, I just wrote it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MuppetBabies'' and John [=McCain=]. The story should use possession by {{Satan}} as a plot device!" So John possesses someone?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Flapjack}}'' and ''DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog''. The story should use murder as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining DavidBlaine and PennAndTeller. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Shrek}}'' and ''ArmyOfDarkness''. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!" So, Buffy Halloween fic with someone as Ash and another as Donkey (because Ash would hate Donkey)?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NeilPatrickHarris and ''DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog''. The story should use Alternate Dimensions as a plot device!" Ok, it's official. This motherfucker hates me. I'm getting tired of all the extremely plausible ones.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' and ''MortalKombat''. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''ArmyOfDarkness''. The story should use the Apocalypse as a plot device!" Why do I always get the plausible ones?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''{{Stargate SG-1}}''. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!" This already exists. In fact, there's quite a few of these in existence. I feel cheated.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Mythbusters}}'' and ''ChipAndDaleRescueRangers''. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!" Yes.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flavor Flav and ''IRobot''. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!"

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GilligansIsland'' and the National Basketball Association. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gordon Ramsay and The O'Reilly Factor. The story should use rape as a plot device!" I'm going to bed now...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flavor Flav and ''InvaderZim''. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!" Sweet merciful Jesus, no.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MeerkatManor'' and ''GuitarHero''. The story should use possession by {{Satan}} as a plot device!" Wait...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''PulpFiction'' and ''{{FLCL}}''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" Hmm...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Dexter}}'' and ''WestSideStory''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" That is the sound of my brain breaking. Fucking-rockingness seconded.

''Two brothers, separated after the tragedy that cost them their mother, end up on opposite ends of a gang war. Both have been trained to kill their enemies, but when old memories begin to resurface, a bond forms that can cross boundaries. There's also singing and dancing!''

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheBradyBunch'' and ''ChipAndDaleRescueRangers''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" There is something horribly horribly wrong, and yet I cannot help but laugh. The internet is so wonderful.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Animaniacs}}'' and ''SerialExperimentsLain''. The story should use Martial Arts as a plot device!" ...''Yes.''

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CodeLyoko'' and ''{{Mythbusters}}''. The story should use marriage as a plot device!" Heck yeah!

That actually sounds do able...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DiffrentStrokes'' and ''FoxTrot''. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!" Great.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ArmyOfDarkness ''and ''{{Garfield}}''. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!"

That is awesome beyond words.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{ER}}'' and ''NightOfTheLivingDead''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Please kill me.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' and ''FinalFantasyX2''. The story should use a parade as a plot device!" ... ''What?''

Also, "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Mythbusters}}'' and ''GoofTroop''. The story should use bad guys turning good as a plot device!" ... There are bad guys in both...?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''QuantumLeap'' and ''TheMatrix''. The story should use creepy internet fetishes as a plot device!" That... almost works.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MrEd'' and Siegfried & Roy. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" ... Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''MyLittlePony''. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!"

This has been done as part of ''Cleolinda's Secret Life of Dolls'' at http://cleoland.pbworks.com/The+Secret+Life+of+Dolls. Includes ''MyLittlePony'' and an Edward/Edward/Bella love triangle.

Also, "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining TheBible and Scientology. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FinalFantasyIV'' and ''{{Cinderella}}''. The story should use furries as a plot device! '''CANNOT UNSEE!!!'''

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AhMyGoddess'' and ''HarveyBirdman''. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" ... That's... almost plausible...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GIJoe'' and ''PulpFiction''. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!" Wow. That would actually be good.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GrandTheftAuto'' and ''MiamiVice''. The story should use a party as a plot device!" Most plausable one yet.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the ''DiaryOfAnneFrank'' and ''{{Pokemon}}''. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!" I think my mind just broke.

Then I would recommend you not search for "The Secret Pokedex" on deviantART. *Hides in bomb shelter*

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BarackObama and ''TheFairlyOddparents''. The story should use puberty as a plot device!" Wow.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Ben 10}}'' and ''TheBradyBunch''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" Too easy.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Lizzie McGuire}}'' and ''DukeNukem''. The story should use getting sucked into the 'real world' as a plot device!" ... I want to read this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DextersLaboratory'' and ''TheLionKing''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" If anything will rape your childhood sideways with a halberd, it is this concept.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Godzilla}}'' and ''ThePowerpuffGirls''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" ... That was the sound of my brain shattering (especially as Buttercup would be into trying it).

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Hellsing}}'' and ''PennAndTeller''. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!" Sweet googly-moogly. '''CANNOT UNSEE!!!'''

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''WheelOfFortune'' and ''AmericanIdol''. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!" Holy crap someone write this. Right now.

Your wish is my command. SIMON SAYS DIE!

I love you

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Tarzan}}'' and ''{{Zorro}}''. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" Best. EVER.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Seinfeld and Scientology. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" Oh yes.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Smurfs}}'' and ''{{Dexter}}''. The story should use floods as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DuckTales'' and ''SesameStreet''. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!" I think if this was written, the world would be a better place...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheLionKing'' and ''{{Batman}}''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Garfield}}'' and ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean''. The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!" What. The. Hell.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Rugrats}}'' and ''JamesBond''. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!" I don't see this happening.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FinalFantasy7'' and ''TheDailyShow''. The story should use aliens as a plot device!" ... Those would be some awesome ''Daily Show'' interviews...

Isn't the only alien in [=FF7=] a cosmic horror?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SpaceGhost'' and ''BillNyeTheScienceGuy''. The story should use time travel as a plot device!" That was too easy...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BarackObama and ''SamuraiJack''. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!" Even more too easy...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HalfLife'' and ''{{Chowder}}''. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheDailyShow'' and ''LesMiserables''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" ...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''PennAndTeller'' and ''{{Rugrats}}''. The story should use possession by {{Satan}} as a plot device!" This would be a fun read.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GIJoe'' and {{4chan}}. The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!" Isn't that ''DieHard 4''?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ILoveLucy'' and MichaelMoore. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!" There's a certain logic there...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SnakesOnAPlane'' and ''FinalFantasy9''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" ... I can just imagine it now... "I have had it with this motherf***ing incest on this motherf*** ing airship!"

Hurr hurr hurr. Motherfucking? Hurr hurr hurr.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Hamtaro}}'' and ''KingdomHearts''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" Shoot me.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SnakesOnAPlane'' and ''DukeNukem''. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!" That could be awesome, but it'll take 10 years before it comes out.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HardyBoys'' and ''NeonGenesisEvangelion''. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!" No... just no.

I'll go one better, "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''The Famous Five'', ''NGE'' and ''HarryPotter''. The story should use Timmy the Dog and Fluffy as Eva Pilots and feature a Gendo/Snape {{Lemon}} scene." Now go for it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BluesClues'' and TheBible. The story should use murder as a plot device!" ... WHAT?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''InvaderZim'' and ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Oh sweet merciful God.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Friends}}'' and ''AzumangaDaioh''. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!" Hmm...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' and ''AvatarTheLastAirbender''. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!" Pretty decent.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Teletubbies}}'' and David Blaine. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog'' and ''{{Chobits}}''. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!" This looks interesting.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Titanic}}'' and ''{{Animorphs}}''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" Three guesses what Visser 3's new morph is.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining JohnMcCain and ''DuckTales''. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!" It hurts the soul.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{24}}'' and ''MonstersInc'' The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CarmenSandiego'' and ''CaptainAmerica''. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" BRAIN BLEACH!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BeautyAndTheBeast'' and ''NancyDrew''. The story should use robbery as a plot device!" Entirely Plausible.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MaxPayne'' and ''{{Teletubbies}}''. The story should use murder as a plot device! EXCELLENT.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Bioshock}}'' and ''MacGyver''. The story should use starting a band as a plot device! MacGyver in the city of Rapture is crazy awesome as it is, but when you combine it with bands, it just goes crazy crazy.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FamilyTies'' and ''GrowingPains''. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!" - tonight on a very special episode...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''NashBridges'' and ''{{CSI}}''. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" Might work...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''IronMan'' and ''TheIncredibleHulk''. The story should use rape as a plot device!" This isn't a crackfic! It's something Marvel would probably do!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BigBrother'' and ''SailorMoon''. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" Dear god!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GIJoe'' and Gordon Ramsay. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!" That seems feasible.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CalvinAndHobbes'' and ''HarveyBirdman''. The story should use suicide as a plot device!" Perfect!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HalfLife'' and ''{{Animorphs}}''. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!" This has potential.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheBible'' and ''DaysOfOurLives.'' The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos'' and ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheLittleMermaid'' and ''{{Teletubbies}}''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' and ''{{Gargoyles}}''. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankie Boyle and TropeTan. The story should use the removal of the word '{{Egregious}}' from the dictionary as a plot device."

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheRealWorld'' and 4chan. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SnakesOnAPlane'' and ''{{Kirby}}''. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MortalKombat'' and ''KillBill''. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!" ...What?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheMagicSchoolBus'' and ''MetalGearSolid''. The story should use sex as a plot device!" someone on 4chan wrote this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheRealWorld'' and ''ThePowerpuffGirls''. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!" Oh, ''hell'' yes.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{24}}'' and ''IronMan''. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!" Can anyone else sense the awesomeness?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Futurama}}'' and ''BigBrother''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" My brain just died.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AhMyGoddess'' and ''SplinterCell''. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!" ...Huh?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FinalFantasyVIII'' and ''HalfLife''. The story should use Alternate Dimensions as a plot device!" That's... surprisingly workable, when I think about it. I feel like I got cheated...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NASCAR and ''{{Spiderman}}''. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!" Wait... what?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ArmyOfDarkness'' and ''{{Friday the 13th}}''. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!" Guess who's gonna die!

Besides for the retirement thing, that's canon. It was going to be a movie, but that fell through and became a comic. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheDailyShow'' and ''HarryPotter''. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!" Okay... okay... I can see it: a famous Wizard gets a Sex Change... and the Daily Show covers it: Someone better write this people!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Seinfeld}}'' and ''{{Animaniacs}}''. The story should use creepy internet fetishes as a plot device!" Dear sweet mother of God....

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MalcolmInTheMiddle'' and Stargate SG-1. The story should use a plague as a plot device!" ...What's ''MalcolmInTheMiddle''? I feel like this might be workable...

''MalcolmInTheMiddle'' is a sitcom invovling a DysfunctionalFamily... so NoJustNo.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Arrested Development and How I Met Your Mother. The story should use marriage as a plot device!" Given Arrested Development's ending, that sounds... actually, pretty good... someone get on this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' and ''{{MASH}}''. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" It can work if you use time travel.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Titanic}}'' and ''{{Sealab 2021}}''. The story should use aliens as a plot device!" This one might work if you take acount how Sealab is.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Chowder}}'' and MichaelMoore. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!" Okay... that seems a little weird.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ChuckleWoodCritters'' and ''TeenTitans''. The story should use an evil clown as a plot device!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' and ''TheBible''. The story should use coming of age as a plot device!" What's there left to write?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FightClub'' and ''Ninja Turtles''. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!" ... Okay, the only thing terrible about this idea is that I'm already writing too many fanfics to start on it myself right now.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Titanic}}'' and ''CaptainPlanet''. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!" I have no words.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheLegendOfZelda'' and ''{{Tarzan}}''. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!" I will do anything to read this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Teletubbies}}'' and ''{{Spaceballs}}''. The story should use a plague as a plot device!" Fuuuuuuu-

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''StarWars'' and ''TheBible''. The story should use someone misplacing their pants as a plot device!" What's even weirder is that I want to actually ''write this''.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{X-men}}'' and the National Basketball Association. The story should use unwanted pregnancies as a plot device!" EPIC WIN

Please, please someone write this and provide me with a link.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{MASH}}'' and ''FindingNemo''. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device." A ''FindingNemo'' WarFic? And I thought a Land Before Time war fic was cracky enough.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ShinChan'' and ''TotallySpies''. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePrincessBride'' and ''WestSideStory''. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!" Oh my goodness, this kinda works!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ScoobyDoo'' and ''DanceDanceRevolution''. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!" ...What.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''PhantomOfTheOpera'' and ''FinalFantasy7''. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!" This has the potential people.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''RosemarysBaby'' and ''HarryPotter''. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!" This is made of win. I demand that someone makes this now.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''Ninja Turtles'' and ''ParappaTheRapper''. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!" Awesome.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MoulinRouge'' and 4chan. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!" Uh huh...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePowerpuffGirls and ''FamilyCircus''. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!" This is awesome! Someone write it!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Batman}}'' and ''GilligansIsland''. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!" Compared to other ideas here, this one's waaaay sensible.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FamilyCircus'' and ''{{Friday The 13th}}''. The story should use aliens as a plot device!" Didn't the aliens thing happen to Jason in ''Jason X?'' Remember how well that did? No. Just no.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DonkeyKong'' and ''MisterEd''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Half {{Squick}}, half amazing.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FightClub'' and ''IronChef''. The story should use body switching as a plot device!" That...may possibly be the coolest thing ever.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CSIMiami'' and ''MuppetBabies''. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!" what is this I don't even.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''NancyDrew'' and ''CaptainNTheGameMaster''. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!" I'm...surprised by how plausible that premise is for a crossover between those two, considering.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''NightOfTheLivingDead'' and ''MetalGearSolid''. The story should use murder as a plot device!" This is the most awesome idea ever.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FamilyGuy'' and ''HomestarRunner''. The story should use aliens as a plot device!" ...* tries hard to resist writing this*....* having trouble resisting* ...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AmericanIdol'' and ''FamilyCircus''. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!" What.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining PennAndTeller and ''TeenTitans''. The story should use someone opening a gate to hell as a plot device!" That... actually kind of works, now that I think about it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MuppetBabies'' and ''TheIncredibleHulk''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" Sweet merciful gods...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ResidentEvil'' and ''CardcaptorSakura''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" Uh Oh...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ShinChan'' and ''GoofTroop''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Is it alright if I cry?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{4chan}} and ''AmericanIdol''. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" There are SO many ways I can do this. The hard part is deciding on how wrong to get.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''KingOfTheHill'' and ''RockBand''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" I'm sure there's a way I can do this, I just don't want to think about it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BluesClues'' and ''{{Everquest}}''. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!" I can have a story where a Blues Clues character loses their virginity, I'm just not sure God will forgive me for it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''RomeoAndJuliet'' and ''FamilyGuy''. The story should use aliens as a plot device!" #QUOTE# Peter: "This is just like the time Romeo and Juliet got abducted by aliens." #QUOTE# Romeo: "(Insert random 80's reference here)"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheLionKing and ''ParappaTheRapper''. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!" Well, I guess I'm a man now because I no longer have a childhood.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GrandTheftAuto'' and ''{{FLCL}}''. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!" This is actually harder than you'd think.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' and ''AzumangaDaioh''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" Wait, sorry, NOW my childhood is gone.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DanceDanceRevolution'' and ''TheBradyBunch''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" I hope I don't need to explain how this is wrong on several levels.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Doom}}'' and ''{{Teletubbies}}''. The story should include a party as a plot device!" Oh, I am SO FUCKING on this one.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NASCAR and MichaelMoore. The tory should use suicide as a plot device!" (Cue ''TheOddCouple''song) "Can a lefty documentary maker and a hardcore right-wing NASCAR fan live in the same house without comitting suicide? (scratch record and show Moore with a gun in his mouth and his brains splattered on the wall behind him and a note that says "I can't fucking stand him anymore!!!") No, no they can't."

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining WorldWarII and ''MuppetBabies''. The story should use rape as a plot device!'' Somehow I don't think it's legal to say "rape" and "Muppet Babies" in the same sentence.

"'Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Doug}}'' and ''ILoveLucy''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Corrupt two innocent shows? I'm on it!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John [=McCain=] and ''TheDiaryOfAnneFrank''. The story should use rape as a plot device!" Dude, not cool. Hasn't Anne Frank had enough crap in her life without getting raped by John [=McCain=]?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SexAndTheCity'' and ''KnightRider''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" I'm sure the ''SexInTheCity'' girls are up for it, although probably not from ''KnightRider''.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheBigO'' and ''{{Rugrats}}''. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!" The only way something with the words "Orgy" and "Rugrats" involved could get worse is if giant robots are involved.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''LawAndOrder'' and ''{{Animaniacs}}''. The story should use rape as a plot device!" It's not so bad if the Animaniacs aren't the ones being raped.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Strider}}'' and ''KatamariDamacy''. The story should use a lot of blood and gore!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BillNyeTheScienceGuy and ''HarveyBirdman''. The story should use murder as a plot device!" This one isn't all too bad.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MrEd'' and ''DaysOfOurLives''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" BrainBleach please.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''NancyDrew'' and ''HalfLife''. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''IronChef'' and ''CSIMiami''. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!" - this could be CrazyAwesome actually.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Rugrats}}'' and ''FamilyCircus''. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"

Poster's Extra Condition: You may use "All Grown Up", but the mainline series is preferred.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HalfLife'' and ''{{Mythbusters}}''. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!" :Poster's Bonus Challenge: Gordon Freeman and Adam Savage are neither the same person nor related

One more from the above: "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Major League Baseball and the National Football League. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!"

Use the Seattle Mariners and Seahawks in the late 80's with the Kingdome's dubious restrooms.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CalvinAndHobbes'' and ''AzumangaDaioh''. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!" ...Somebody write this. '''Now'''.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Doom}}'' and the National Football League. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!" Sounds like a great courtroom drama.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FamilyCircus'' and ''ScoobyDoo''. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!" Damn, I was really hoping for brutal murder as a plot device!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!" Do I REALLY need to make a snarky remark?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheHardyBoys'' and ''{{Aladdin}}''. The story should use incest as a plot device!" This would be easy as hell if I didn't have a rule about not writing gay sex scenes.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GrandTheftAuto'' and ''AmericasFunniestHomeVideos''. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!" It's just crazy enough to work!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''SpongebobSquarepants'' and ''FindingNemo''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" As much as I really don't want to, it's a completely plausible idea.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HalfLife'' and ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. The story should use regicide as a plot device!" Why does it keep popping out plausible ones?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''WheelOfFortune'' and ''{{Grease}}''. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!" The hard part is trying to figure out how to combine the two in a way that could possibly end up with pregnancy.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MetalGearSolid'' and JamesBond. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!" Two of the world's top secret agents vs a clogged toilet? Bloody genius!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheIncredibleHulk'' and ''HarvestMoon''. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!" CrazyAwesome.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheFairlyOddparents'' and ''ReservoirDogs''. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Friday the 13th}}'' and TheBible. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!" This... this needs to be written. I have to get on this like, now.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AnimalCrossing'' and ''PennyArcade''. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BarackObama and ''{{Spiderman}}''. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!" Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this... actually a thing?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{AvatarTheLastAirbender}}'' and ''TheLionKing''. The story should use suicide as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Shrek}}'' and ''MrEd''. The story should use a plague as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CodeLyoko'' and ''SerialExperimentsLain''. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!" I could see this happening!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''EvilDead'' and ''{{Teletubbies}}''. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Friday the 13th}}'' and ''BubbleBobble''. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AnimalCrossing'' and ''SesameStreet''. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"- It's workable in many ways. Someone capable should write this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''RockosModernLife'' and ''TheSopranos''. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!" SOMEBODY NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the ''DiaryOfAnneFrank'' and ''FamilyTies''. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'' and ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" '''What.'''

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining WorldWarII and ''SesameStreet''. The story should use rape as a plot device!" ...There are no words.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BarackObama and DavidBlaine. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" Yes, you read that right.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''Series/DoctorWho'' and ''{{Teletubbies}}''. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!" It shall be done.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''ThePowerpuffGirls'' and ''BioShock''. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!" Whaaaaat.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Daikatana}}'' and ''TheIncredibleHulk''. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!" yes... god yes!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''RockBand'' and Frankenstein. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!" My head aspode

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''GuitarHero'' and ''RockBand''. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!" *insert emo punk rock here*

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' and ''AzumangaDaioh''. The story should use {{time travel}} as a plot device!" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''AzumangaDaioh'' and ''{{Godzilla}}''. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" Sounds like one of Osaka's dreams.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Animaniacs}}'' and ''{{Aladdin}}''. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!" Someone pass the BrainBleach...

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''FindingNemo'' and ''NightOfTheLivingDead''. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!" So, zombie fish in space? ... It kind of works.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining WorldWarII and ''WalkerTexasRanger''. The story should use magic as a plot device!" Do want.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog'' and ''EvilDead''. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and ''TheXFiles''. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!" That would be pretty cool.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining SomethingAwful and NeilPatrickHarris. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!" Who says this is terrible?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and {{4chan}}. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!" Alright, I love this thing.

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{Batman}} and ''TheDailyShow''. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!” Now THAT is cool

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{4chan}} and ''{{Shrek}]''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" Sweet Merciful Lord NoJustNo

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HarryPotter'' and ''{{Garfield}}''. The story should use '''a tournament''' of some sort as a plot device!" ...the Triwizard Tournament is interrupted by Garfield and his lasagna fetish?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''MacGyver'' and the National Basketball Association. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!" Holy shit, that sounds awesome.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheMatrix'' and ''{{Grease}]''. The story should use going away to college as a plot device!" So Danny and Sandy are off to college, when they are approached by Morpheus and are taken to the Matrix.... good gravy, someone write this.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''DextersLaboratory'' and ''{{Dexter}}''. The story should use going away to college as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''EvilDead'' and ''DonkeyKong''. The story should use anal sex as a plot device!" ...Cannot unsee!!!!!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AtlasShrugged'' and Flavor Flav. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' and ''TheJeffersons''. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!" WANT.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John [=McCain=] and ''MeerkatManor''. The story should use bondage as a plot device!" John [=McCain=] + Bestiality = BrainBleach, por favor?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''TheAmazingRace'' and ''ScoobyDoo''. The story should use furries as a plot device!" Um... zoinks? I have no idea what ''TheAmazingRace'' is, but it sure as hell can't end well...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{Batman}} and ''WalkerTexasRanger''. The story should use a party as a plot device!" ChuckNorris gatecrashing Wayne Manor? Fuck yeah!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''FightClub'' and ''DragonballZ''. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!" Sounds like one violent orgy to me...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''IronMan'' and ProfessionalWrestling. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!" Well, Mickey Rourke was in ''Film/IronMan 2''...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Friends}}'' and ''DukeNukem''. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!" So that's why ''DukeNukemForever'' got delayed...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and John [=McCain=]. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''BluesClues'' and the National Basketball Association. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''CalvinAndHobbes'' and ''TwilightZone''. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!" OH. MY. GOD. THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL (though my plan makes it more of a DarkFic than a CrackFic).

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'' and ''{{Naruto}}''. The story should use a plot to reanimate {{Hitler}} as a plot device!" I swear this showed up. I can't seem to wrap my mind around this idea. pass the BrainBleach now.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''{{Friday the 13th}}'' and ''{{Rugrats}}''. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!" I guess the Rugrats really are AllGrownUp...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' and WorldWarII. The story should use making a music video as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''AnimalCrossing'' and ''EliteBeatAgents''. The story should use murder as a plot device!" The next troper that sees this shall write this story. NOW!! Because I want!!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining DonkeyKong and Half-Life. The story should use as a plot device!". No, a word hasn't been omitted. That's just what it says.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{Kingdom Hearts}} and {{Yu-Gi-Oh}}. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!" HEART OF THE CARDS!

'Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining BeautyandtheBeast and AmericanIdol. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!' and 'Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MortalKombat and 1984. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!' BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING FEET. I know nothing about MortalKombat.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' and ''Chobits''. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!" This could work, I'd fund it.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining HomeImprovement and LesMiserables. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!" I... could see this working.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animal Crossing and The Bible. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!" Somebody please write this hilarious, yet plausible fic.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining OutlawStar and EvilDead. It should use someone opening a portal to Hell as a plot device!" Somebody write this. NOW.

"Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining ''Beauty and the Beast'' and '''''NEON GENESIS EVANGELION'''''. It should use puberty as a plot device!" Just, no words... and yet, I actually really want to see this done.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and Donkey Kong. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" THAT...could work.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and Yoshi's Island. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!" There goes my childhood.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Man and Darkwing Duck. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dilbert and Snakes on a Plane. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!" Someone write this NOW, please!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and Azumanga Daioh. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!" By "president", you mean Hitler, right? Heil Tomo?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{Dexter}} and AquaTeenHungerForce. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!" Interesting!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail and LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!" Also interesting.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining GrandTheftAuto and OfficeSpace. The story should use making a music video as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and MacGyver. The story should use furries as a plot device!" This can't end well...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and {{Shrek}}. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!" Someone do this, NOW!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining {{Digimon}} and SesameStreet. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!" *shoots himself*

This troper has one as a dream EVERY NIGHT. One of her sanest dreams resulted in Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon chasing L from Death Note and Helena from Mirror Mask around a large room. The reason was that Meg from Hercules cut a trapdoor in the floor which was made of cardboard. Also, Light from Death Note couldn't plant potatos, so Kuzco from the Emperor's New Groove was digging holes in the ground for him. In llama form. While the theme from Haruhi Suzumiya was playing. Yeah...

This troper just wrote one, in poem form, for school. What we had to do was first connect part of RomeoAndJuliet to a song (which I did with the ending of the play to Inside The Fire) and the write a poem based around the situation (for this one, suicide because of love). You know what I did? While no names were used, it's the 10th Doctor falling into the Buffyverse and him and Fred falling in love while they work on a different way to power the TARDIS so he can go home. When they pull it off, she decides to stay behind, but the Doctor later gets a message that she's changed her mind. He finds a way and sends her a message, but it fails when he tries to use it. Over time he tries to figure out how to purposely travel between universes (even pointing out that they used to have the technology). His grief, sadness and desperation lead to him crossing more and more lines, becoming that universe's Valeyard. Over time he basically destroys his universe, but finally finds a way. Unfortunately, it's a month after he said he'd be there and Fred has killed herself. He has a HeelRealization moment and, with nothing left to live for, flies the TARDIS into a black hole.

This troper had a short dream where the camera was panning around in a cabin that seemed to be in a desert that was pretty wrecked and had 50s or 40s music playing. It was clearly the ''{{Fallout}}'' universe, something I remember knowing in the dream. What happened next is what makes this go here. It panned over and standing in the cabin was The Tenth Doctor and The TARDIS. The Tenth Doctor in Fallout. Awesome.

Tropers/RadioactiveZombie - Where the Hell do I start? Okay. First, originally, a ''HalfLife 2'' Novelization (just with SMOD: Tactical thrown it, so it would have been Freeman in kevlar and an M4 making his way through the storyline, a tad more realistically) warped into a thirty-man platoon (with characters from ''SyphonFilter'', ''MetalGear'', ''Battlefield: Bad Company'', ''RainbowSix'', ''GhostRecon'', ''CallOfDuty'', ''{{Mercenaries}}'', FirstEncounterAssaultRecon, and so on), led by Adrian Shephrd, taking the original ''HalfLife 2'' storyline (Gordon takes the original path he was to take in the Beta, and helps them out occasionally). Major Zero is in constant contact with him, serving as what was supposed to be Major Vance in beta, The Merchant of Menace and Drebin supply them with weaponry and vehicles, Pixy gives them air support occasionally, and increases the banter and gunfights.

One of his planned ''Fallout3'' stories is supposed to have a Chimerian Hybrid Mark 2 escape from Vault 82 after found wandering around in Russia (that sorta-alternate-universe had the Angels die on impact and the Chimerian assault fail in Russia) and coerced by the Brotherhood of Steel into helping them find James. He speaks like an Ork and wields an insect that fires deadly bolts of electricity like a battle rifle. And yet, Tropers/RadioactiveZombie ''hates'' CrackFic.

This Troper has written many crack fics under her fanfiction.net account. Her most recent one was a {{Hetalia}} crack one-shot involving France re-enacting the Slap Chop commercial, Ukraine and Russia getting married because Basil Hawkins from {{One Piece}} said so, a very {{Yandere}} Belarus throwing baby cribs at Russia, and Poland randomly appearing for no reason at different points of the story.

This Troper has once collaborated a fan fic (but not actually writing it) with his friend while bored. It consisted of a crossover between D.Gray-Man and JohnDiesAtTheEnd out of boredom.

This Troper, when I was an immature 15-year-old, wrote a ''PhantomOfTheOpera'' parody fic that was based off of the "fairly stupid tale," "Chicken Licken," from the children's book ''The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales''. Several days before ''HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows'' came out, I couldn't take the suspense, so I wrote a fic where the Winchester brothers barged in and killed Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Fenrir Greyback, which pissed Harry off because they stole his destiny, but he took the credit anyway.

This Troper wrote a Sims fanfiction. After watching Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for six hours. The entire thing revolved around one of my own sims interrupting the wedding of Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth. It was cracky, and stupid. In retrospect, I should've had the OC bust down the doors in the Gurren Lagann.

This troper once wrote a chapter in a fanfic where the Joker travels to the Slayers universe for the express purpose of pranking the main characters, even managing to get Xellos in on the fun. Must be nice to have too much time on ones hands...

This troper can't bring himself to write fan fiction, but wants so badly to write ''{{Family Guy}}''-''{{Silent Hill}}'' that he just might have to.

This troper seriously enjoyed writing a short piece of ''BladeRunner''/''WallE'' crossover fic. Also, a ''OnceUponATimeInMexico''/''HouseMD'' crossover. Next up appears to be either an Agent Sands/Indiana Jones slashfic (screw timelines!) or a fic that pairs Severus Snape with dub Muraki.

There's also a ''{{Watchmen}}''/''{{Supernatural}}'' crossover set during a ZombieApocalypse by way of JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind. It was, admittedly, at first only written to write a scene where Dean Winchester offered Adrian Veidt a Slim Jim and a bottled water. (There's zombie!John Winchester, so of ''course'' the subtitle is "Jeffrey Dean Morgan Must Die".)

You know Warhammer 40k? You know DCU? You know Marvel? You know Watchmen!? WOULDN'T IT BE SO COOL IF-

Seriously though everyone's origin story is exactly the same, slightly altered in order to fit in better in the 40k verse. For example, Superman became a Primarch. And yes, there is a chapter named Sons of Krypton. And so did Captain America and his chapter, The Patriots.

This troper thinks that Rorscarch would like the Imperium and their opinions about HERESY!

This troper has gotten a lot of ideas for crack fics, some listed on his page.

This troper, playing with The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator mentioned in the article, just got this: "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Seinfeld and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!" He's now having serious problems resisting the urge to actually write it.

This troper wrote mass volumes of the stuff. Ever seen a crossover between SonicX and DragonBallZ? And if you have, then in those fanfics, did you ever see a face-off between Eggman and Android 16?... I thought not.

Although they never got fleshed out and turned into actual stories, this troper's dreams are often these to her amusement. A relatively plausible one involves Draco Malfoy forming an alliance between the Deatheaters and Cheez-it loving Nazis, and then they proceeded to take over my old middle school. A more... unusual one involves the casts of Super Smash Brothers Brawl and {{Yu-Gi-Oh}}! spending the day together (I guess?) dining at Denny's, attending quiceañeras, and saving the town from dragon-type monsters á la the Powerpuff girls.

This same troper recently had a dream somehow involving {{Pokemon}}, {{Yu-Gi-Oh}}, {{The Princess and The Frog}}, {{Anastasia}}, {{Inglourious Basterds}}, {{Anime/Monster}}, and possibly {{Rule 34}}. As many can expect, it was so mindnumbingly nonsensical and insane that I forgot what exactly took place.

And now I've had a dream that combines Dragonball Z and Salad Fingers, of all things. While dimension traveling, Son Goku finds himself in Salad Finger's post apocalyptic crapsack universe. Goku takes Salad Fingers's strange appearance (although Salad Fingers is now animated in DBZ's Kawaii anime style) for being an alien, and being the friendly bloke in-canon that he is, Goku takes pity on the lonely Salad Fingers and befriends him. Goku then decides to teach Salad Fingers some of his Super Saiyan fighting abilities, despite Salad Fingers having clearly demonstrated that he is a severely creepy {{Cloudcuckoolander}}....

And then there's the dream where Donkey Kong and Scar fight each other. This one slightly makes sense since Donkey Kong is from the (African?) jungles and Scar is from the African savannahs, Donkey Kong and Scar are both anthropomorphic animals, Donkey Kong is the hero and Scar is evil in their respective works, and gorillas and lions are natural enemies in the wild?

During a seemingly innocuous 2-hour long afternoon nap, I had a crazed and surprisingly detailed NightmareSequence that’s a {{Pokemon}}/{{ChronoTrigger}}/RealLife/?!?!? crossover. Lyra from Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver is traveling to Kanto from Johto using the magnet train. However, instead of ending up in Kanto as expected, she somehow finds herself in the scary and depressing post apocalyptic world that is 2300 A.D. from Chrono Trigger. After exploring for a little while she watches a video narrated by Android Al Gore and learns how the world had ended. Originally, Chrono Trigger's protagonists had stopped the BigBad Lavos from causing the apocalypse in 1999 A.D. However, Android Al Gore shows us a map chronicalizing how Lavos, being the EldritchAbomination that he is, had caused massive hurricanes and subsequent oil spills on all of Earth’s coastlines over the last 300 years, with Hurricane Katrina and the BP Oil Spill being his first acts of villainy on these coasts. Lyra realizes she needs to stop Lavos from destroying all of Earth’s coastlines with hurricanes and oil spills. She continues wandering 2300 A.D. and ends up at the Old Chateau, which apparently in 1000 A.D. used to be very popular IHOP restaurant according to a brief flashback. In 2300 AD it’s now the ugly and creepy haunted house that Pokemon players know it as, complete with horrific zombies/mutants inhabiting it instead of normal humans. While exploring the Old Chateau and avoiding all the zombies/mutants, Lyra ends up in a room with a dead unicorn. She realizes the unicorn isn’t quite dead since it's still breathing and bleeding on the floor, and she tries to catch the unicorn as Pokemon. But she gets interrupted by a literal MagicalNegro, dressed as a genie and donning an afro and all. The Magical Negro acts as an ObiWan character and tells Lyra that she must find and team up with Red in order to be able to stop Lavos. It turns out that Red has traveled deep, deep down into the Old Chateau’s CreepyBasement 10-300 years ago in order to become the ULTIMATE BADASS (instead of in Mt. Silver like in canon). How does Red become a badass by going down an IHOP’s basement you ask? By constantly battling its SilentHill monsters for the last 10-300 years! Daunted by the task of having to find Red by going into the creepy basement (even though the "creepy basement" is brightly lit and colored akin to a Pokecenter for some reason) and fighting dozens of Silent Hill monsters (even though these Silent Hill monsters are all animated in Kawaii-anime style like the rest of the Pokemon universe), my dream abruptly ends with Lyra somehow saving the game and turning it off to read GameFAQs in the meantime.

This Troper has been tossing around an idea for a massive crossover fic focusing on a BSG-style fugitive fleet made up of dozens of military and civilian vessels from any number of Sci-Fi universes. They're all Genre Savvy enough to know their own franchises are likely to milked for sequels and so are searching for a reasonably peaceful universe to settle down in... until they end up in a place more awful than they could have imagined: {{Warhammer40000}}. Realizing the considerable military might they possess, the fleet then sets out to make this universe a slightly less bleak place. So, yes, this whole idea is flimsy justification to get every Cool Ship ever together in an attempt to give the most GRIMDARK of galaxies a happy ending. Now all This Troper needs is spare time and enough mind-altering substances to convince him it's a good idea...

This Troper is working on a Warhammer Fantasy CrackFic. Its main plot is about a guy who gets transported 1000 years into the future. Here, he finds that the Warhammer world has changed... a lot, this includes Bears firing laserbeams from their eyes, Orks (the fanfic is very post-modern in nature, Games Workshop have retconned a lot of the fluff, this includes Orcs now being called Orks) now talking with thick Arnie accents. Elves no longer existing (What are these elves you speak of? never heard of them!), Slaanesh now being a nice (if stoned) hippie with a massive following, Khorne being a pacifist, Nurgle not existing (never existed). Tzeentch being named "Steve". The main crew (apart from the extremely confused main character) is a retired human Mary Sue (I used to do a lot of Mary Sue roles, including some really disturbing ones! But no more!) A Knight of the Order of Badass (See this katana? the length depends on the coolness of the speech I say beforehand). A bikini-wearing ork (CUM WIFF ME IF YA WANTZ TA LEEV!). A dwarf, who- by having been cursed by Steve- is able to see through the fourth wall (Stupid Author keeps Butt-Monkeying me!), the rest of the cast simply think he's insane. Other stuff to be mentioned is that the story is in constant need for a narrator, which means that the writing style keeps changing, at one point being HP Lovecraftian, Stephenie Meyer, Ayn Rand (2 chapters being made interely out of a character giving a filibuster speach!) and even Tara Gilesbie makes a visit!.

Another fan fic generator gave this Troper a gem of an idea: "This fanfic is about Donald Trump (The Apprentice) fighting the cast of John Doe with a magical artifact".

And of course he is planning on making a crossover of LandBeforeTime and his original furry science fiction thriller ''Darwin's Soldiers''.

This Troper had a dream a few nights ago about a large, gory fight between Guts, from Berserk and an Angel from Evangelion, and meeting Shinji after the battle (Guts is no impressed) and then another dream about Asuka fighting Slan in Eva unit 02. I think I'm going to have to write this.

Tropers/SteelKomodo has had a dream that would be worthy of CrackFic goodness: The cast of Super Smash Bros. Brawl get onboard an ancient train to escape TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt in the form of giant, reality-devouring insect monsters from another world. Two original characters are also present - one of them, looking suspiciously like Cloud Strife, apparently dies when one of the carriages is torn away and derails, before exploding. Meanwhile, at some evil fortress somewhere, the BigBad, who looks a lot like Rita Repulsa except less childish and annoying, gets to make out with her equally evil right-hand man and betrothed while their minions, two rival samurai clans, make a huge mess of following orders. ...hold on a sec, I need to write this down.

This is either the best or the worst idea ever: a {{Sonichu}}/My Immortal crossover. Go on, just try and think about that one...

I did, I did!

This troperette has written a crack-fic series on LiveJournal called Coffeehouse. With a mash-up of probably all them TV shows with some OC's and Mary-Sues thrown in, this is probably one of my better attempts at making a fan fic.

Umiyuri Papaeyra: I immediately apologise for this : In The Wrong Hands, staring Kuroba Kaito and Sonic. Also follows Fang the Sniper, Hakuba Saguru, Edogawa Conan (quite specifically) and Mouri Ran. ''Forty-seven positive reviews''.

This troper once wrote a ''Daria'' songfic. Using the "Panzerlied." In my defense, it was because a character on the show had a van nicknamed "The Tank," and the whole thing lent itself to some morbid humor.

This troper has written (but not published) a fanfic that manages to combine the CircleOfMagic, YuYuHakusho, {{Bleach}}, RurouniKenshin, QuestionableContent, and DuckTales, all in the DarkwingDuck universe.

This Troper has been commisioned (as jest while high on tea) to write/draw not a fanfic, but a ''manga'' involing a Psych/House MD crossover with a TARDIS and alchemy thrown in for good measure. The saddest part? I ''honest to god want to do this.''

This here troper has no idea how this would work, but a fic entitled [[color:blue:House]] MD would probably be great.

From the same Troper: "The first rule of breakfast club is you do not talk about breakfast club. The second rule of breakfast club is you DO NOT TALK about breakfast club."

This troper has written, (and will soon publish on fanfiction.net) a 14-chapter crossover between Death Note and Judge Dredd. EDIT: It's now up. Under crossovers/manga/Death Note/Other Comics.

Back when I was young, foolish, and stupid, I started writing a StarTrek Original Series / Inuyasha crossover. I don't have the file anymore. Hell, I don't even remember what I liked about Inuyasha anymore. All I remember about the fic is that the crystal thing from Inuysasha was made of dilithium, which the Enterprise needed to get back to the future.

A year or so ago, I outlined a possible GaoGaiGar / KannazukiNoMiko crossover ''cleverly entitled'' "Kannazuki No Yuusha-Oh", which pretty much was the plot of Kannazuki no Miko, except with 3G replacing Souma as the ones fighting off Orochi (Oh, he was around, just not as prominent). It would have ended with the Ame no Murakumo fusing with GaoGaiGar to fight off a Zondarized Yamata no Orochi, then having GaoGaiGar itself fight Ame no Murakumo just to subvert Kannazuki's ending with the power of COURAGE (and AWESOME). Let's just say I had a few people ask what the hell I was thinking.

For the past few weeks, this Troper has been thinking about making a Final Fantasy A2 / {{Bleach}} Crossover. Basically, the Soul Society isn't exactly too keen on the fact that Frimelda Lotice has been masqurading as a Zombie for at least a decade or so. And the fact that she's been brought back to life? Well, let's just say that they have to go through Clan Gully to get to her. and they're really gonna have some problems. And a few of my friends have told me; "I'm not even sure I want to know where that brain of yours goes when it thinks of crack like this."

I sometimes write crackfic, like the one I'm working on right now. In short, Haruhi Suzumiya starts writing fanfiction of {{Pokemon}}, {{Ouran High School Host Club}}, and {{Azumanga Daioh}}, among others. This screws us those universes, so Haruhi}} Kyon, Mikuru, Yuki, and Itsuki dimension hop to fix what Haruhi screwed up, gaining allies and finding out that she's a pretty bad writer. I'm planing on doing more crackfic, just because they're so fun to write.

This Troper is currently working on a Supernatural mpreg fic with Sam/Gabriel but it turns out to be a very minor crossover with Torchwood. How you may ask? Simple. So, Sam gets knocked up by Gabe and there's a lot of middle stuff. Then Sam has the baby, boy, and names him Adam. As in the Adam from Torchwood who fell through the rift and likes playing with people's memories. I blame it all on my friend who commented that Adam looks like he coul be Sam and Gabe's future love child. That and we kinda have this running joke that Jack Harkness is the son of Dean and Castiel who was taken into the future by Zachariah never to see his real parents again. Talk about crack.

Story Generator just returned: Plot: StabTheSalad

This troper had a ''dream'' in which ''SailorMoon'' was crossed with ''TheOdyssey''. The scary part? Part of him wants to write it now....

Though this troper doesn't usually write fanfiction, she's considering making one crossing {{Chuck}} with {{Lost}}, just because.

This Troper once wrote a My Immortal parody, and I deleted it because it was kind of depressing that my crack!fic received more hits than everything else I had.

This troper is fond of writing crossovers between {{Star Trek}} and {{Monty Python}}. Sometimes, it's just a case of being given a Russian cheat sheet that has the phrase "{{My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels}}". In other cases, Kirk is tortured by the Spanish Inquisition with a comfy chair.

This troper just began writing one out of boredom, it basically begins with Alex Russo getting abducted by aliens, and Justin and Max have to team up with Harry Mason in order to rescue her. She's probably just going to make things even weirder from there.

This troper is considering writing a Baywatch meets Hellsing fanfic, with a surprise visit from Kid Marvelman and James Potter.

I offically dare someone to write a NeonGenesisEvangelion/{{Earthbound}}/[[color:blue:House]] of Leaves crossover fanfic. Jeff is the OnlySaneMan, and the plot must incorporate the Time Cube.

Hm, no response yet. Understandable.

This troper has written a Donkey Kong Country slash fic, with Diddy having a crush on Donkey. Sometimes I question my own sanity.

From the crackfic generator at Seventh Sanctum:

This fanfic is about Dr. Harleen "Harley Quinn" Quinzel and Scrooge McDuck. I smell a SitCom!

This fanfic is about the cast of Simpsons fighting the Government with a heartfelt appeal to do the right thing. Wasn't this the plot of TheMovie?

This fanfic is about the cast of TheBible fighting the Government with a clever blackmail scheme. Important to the plot: Chemical X. Mmm... sacrilicious.

This fanfic swaps the casts of {{Smallville}} and {{Digimon}}. Now I wish for leet author skills.

This fanfic is about the cast of Shakespeare fighting Storm Troopers with an army of clones.

This fanfic is about the cast of Film/{{Catwoman}} as sailors. Important to the plot: The Dragon Balls.

This fanfic is about Data as a repairman. Important to the plot: The Egyptian God Cards. '''Oh God, yes!'''

This fanfic is about the cast of LiloAndStitch going out for a night on the town with the cast of DieAnotherDay. Important to the plot: Nanotechnology. ... I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole.

This fanfic is about Mary Jane and an android. Oh, ''come on!''

This fanfic is about the cast of ExcelSaga fighting the cast of {{Firefly}} with a heartfelt appeal to do the right thing. What.

This fanfic is about Otacon as a teacher at Isengard.

This fanfic is about Anakin Skywalker fighting the Martians with hidden psychic powers. Isn't this basically the plot of the entire franchise?

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Digimon}} fighting the cast of {{Hellsing}} with giant robots. Important to the plot: A mysterious briefcase.

This fanfic swaps the casts of NeonGenesisEvangelion and DresdenFiles.

This fanfic is about Gaara fighting the cast of {{Blackadder}} with an army of clones. Important to the plot: A supercomputer. Anachronistic but doable, what with Gaara's sand clones and all.

This fanfic is about Kermit the Frog fishing with Leia Organa. Wakka helps out with a donation of money. Crac Fics usually don't have potential for {{WAFF}}.

This fanfic is about Sibyl Trelawney fighting evil alongside Spike. Claude Monet is jealous.

This fanfic is about the cast of NeonGenesisEvangelion as mobsters. '''*BANG*'''

This fanfic is about Ellen Ripley and a wizard. Important to the plot: The Necronomicon. Just ''a'' wizard?

This fanfic is about Elrond fighting the cast of KingOfTheHill with the power of friendship. What the f...

This fanfic swaps the casts of MightyMorphinPowerRangers: TheMovie and TheChroniclesOfRiddick.

This fanfic is about Professor Frink fighting Agents of TheMatrix with alchemy. Alchemy?

This fanfic is about Sideshow Mel opening a store with Counselor Troi. The elephant joins up.

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Narnia}} as tactical officers. This already exists.

This fanfic swaps Dragon and Scotty. Important to the plot: The Mirror of Erised.

This fanfic is about {{Wolverine}} fighting the cast of {{Clue}} with super-seductive powers. Important to the plot: The Ark of the Convenant. Wolverine and powers of super-seduction given to him by God. '''BOOM!'''

This fanfic is about Aunt Petunia and a martial artist.

This fanfic is about the cast of ScoobyDoo fighting the cast of Dawson's Creek with super weapons.

This fanfic is about Jafar fighting the cast of CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon with the power of friendship. Important to the plot: The Goblet of Fire.

This fanfic is about Mother Theresa and a druid. Important to the plot: The Lament Configuration. Since we're all going to hell, anyway...

This fanfic is about {{Spider-Man}} fighting Nazis with ThePowerOfLove. Important to the plot: Kryptonite. Now taking bets on how long it takes before Marvel and DC actually make this.

This fanfic swaps Elisa Maza and Maude Flanders. Important to the plot: The Ark of the Convenant.

This fanfic is about Ash in the Shire.

This fanfic is about Roy Mustang as an acrobat.

This fanfic is about the cast of DarkwingDuck as dungeon delvers aboard the Death Star.

This fanfic is about the casts of DeepImpact and StarTrekDeepSpaceNine onboard the Starship Enterprise. How is one supposed to put the cast of DS9 on the enterprise?

This fanfic is about Steve Urkel and a monk. Important to the plot: The Chaos Emeralds.

This fanfic is about the cast of CrouchingTigerHiddenDragon as super computers in {{Narnia}}. Robots are a kind of computers, right?

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Yu-Gi-Oh}} fighting the cast of Film/{{Catwoman}} with an army of clones. Anything involving the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh and cloning can only end in {{Yaoi}}.

This fanfic is about Tom Bombadil fighting the cast of Shakespeare with a clever blackmail scheme. Important to the plot: The Death Star.

This fanfic is about the cast of CalvinAndHobbes fighting sea monsters with a high-tech racing car. I wouldn't be surprised if this had actually happened.

This fanfic is about the casts of NightmareBeforeChristmas and RoaldDahl. Yes! Yes!

This fanfic is about [[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru and Ryuichi]]. No it isn't.

This fanfic is about Satan fighting Jughead Jones with hidden psychic powers. Sounds like an actual episode.

This fanfic is about the cast of FullMetalPanic fighting the cast of SexAndTheCity with super-powerful {{Digimon}}. Anything involving the words "sex" and "Digimon" can't be good.

This fanfic swaps the casts of SluggyFreelance and StarTrek.

This fanfic is about Loki and Hercules. Important to the plot: A {{Stargate}}. Too easy.

This fanfic is about Sasshi fighting General Grievous with super-seductive powers. Important to the plot: A holodeck.

This fanfic is about the cast of FindingNemo fighting mutants with super weapons. Who has the super weapons?

This fanfic is about the cast of JusticeLeague fighting the cast of {{Thundercats}} with an army of revolutionaries.

This fanfic is about the cast of Midsummer Night's Dream going to a convention with the cast of NeonGenesisEvangelion.

This fanfic is about the cast of Shakespeare traveling with the cast of Hanging Garden. Eponine can't stand it. Hanging Garden the movie or Hanging Garden the novel?

This fanfic is about the cast of StarskyAndHutch as assassins.

"This fanfic is about Princess Leia fighting Rorschach with super martial arts." Wow.

"This fanfic is about Charlie Epps and a cab driver. Important to the plot: Dilithium Crystals."

"This fanfic is about Captain James T Kirk fighting supervillains with super-seductive powers." So what else is new?

"This fanfic is about Cthulhu disgused as an Orc. Fox McCloud rants about it continuously." I'm sorry, but that has to be the most hilarious mental image ever.

"This fanfic is about Wallace Fennell fighting Daleks with an army of ninjas."

"This fanfic is about the cast of AliceInWonderland in TheMatrix." I'd really, really like that to exist.

This fanfic is about Bail Organa and a robot. I think the generator is mocking me.

This fanfic is about Tim Burton fighting an ancient entity with super martial arts. Sounds like something out of TheLegendOfKoizumi.

This fanfic is about Regulus Black fighting a herbologist with the power of love. This does not need to be a CrossoverFic.

This fanfic is about Cookie Monster as a heroine. Important to the plot: The Egyptian God Cards.

This fanfic swaps Kenny and a cyborg. Important to the plot: Dilithium Crystals.

This fanfic is about Brock/Takeshi and a comic at the MoulinRouge. HilarityEnsues.

This fanfic is about Frollo mudwrestling with Gackt. Seto Kaiba helps out with a donation of money. I don't know what disturbs me the most; Frollo mudwrestling, Frollo mudwrestling with a ''real person'', Seto Kaiba donating money, or the fact that Seto Kaiba would pay to watch Frollo mudwrestle.

This fanfic is about Kari Kamiya as a priest.

This fanfic is about the casts of NightmareBeforeChristmas and RanmaOneHalf. Important to the plot: The Fountain of Youth. Do Not Know If Want.

This fanfic swaps the casts of PrincessBride and {{Naruto}}. Important to the plot: The Egyptian God Cards.

This fanfic is about HarryPotter as an arch-druid on the world of Mobius.

This fanfic swaps Mad-Eye Moody and Kirk.

This fanfic swaps the casts of ReturnOfTheJedi and AmericanPsycho.

This fanfic is about the cast of TheMuppets as androids.

This fanfic is about the cast of SherlockHolmes as secretaries.

This fanfic swaps Uchiha Itachi and Lionel Luthor. Important to the plot: A Silmaril.

This fanfic is about Riza Hawkeye with super ninja skills Cookie Monster. Important to the plot: The Holy Grail.

This fanfic is about Mary Jane and a guitarist.

This fanfic swaps Pippin and BlackAdder. If there exists a nerdier premise, I'd like to see it.

This fanfic swaps the casts of Aliens and Alias. I can see this happening through the use of AnimatedActors and a typo.

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Narnia}} fighting the cast of AmericanPresident with super-powerful Pokemon.

This fanfic swaps Gluttony and Chairman Kaga. HilarityEnsues?

This fanfic swaps the casts of {{X-Files}} and {{Titanic}}. I can see it: Cthulhu sinks the Titanic, and Mulder and Scully are called in to investigate.

This fanfic is about Fiona in the Batcave.

This fanfic is about the cast of 24 as repairmen. Important to the plot: The Matrix of Leadership.

This fanfic is about the cast of KillBill protesting with the cast of StarTrek. Dr. McCoy helps out with a donation of money. I swear that I did not make this up.

This fanfic is about Ra's al Ghul fighting a gigolo with an army of revolutionaries. This isn't a cracfic, it's the plot of ''Batman Begins''. Sorta.

This fanfic swaps The L-shaped block and He-Man. Insert blockhead pun here.

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Terminator}} as space fighters. Terminator IN SPACE.

This fanfic is about the cast of TheLWord fighting Storm Troopers with magical powers.

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Titanic}} on Minbar.

This fanfic is about the cast of IndianaJones fighting the cast of TheAvengers with a variety of special spy gizmos. Important to the plot: The Dragon Balls.

This fanfic is about Tidus fighting the Klingons with super-seductive powers. Someone write this and [[HilarityEnsues send it to Spoony.]] No.

This fanfic is about Yoshi on Tatooine. Jabba is a Yoshi.

This fanfic is about BritneySpears fighting sea monsters with the power of friendship.

This fanfic is about Ron Stoppable fighting a spy with super-seductive powers. What.

This fanfic is about Cedric Diggory and an astronomer. Important to the plot: The Matrix of Leadership. Cedric + Astronomy lesson + Transformers landing outside Hogwarts, shortcircuit due to the magical interference, pass on Matrix of Leadership to Dumbledore. Simple.

This fanfic is about Hobbes as an astronaut. This has already happened in {{Canon}}.

This fanfic is about Empress Lilandra as a starship salesperson in {{Smallville}}. Now taking bets on how long it takes before this actually happens.

This fanfic is about Jar Jar Binks fighting the Kilrathi with a magical artifact. This is ''almost'' the plot of an episode of StarWarsTheCloneWars.

This fanfic is about JenniferLopez aboard the Death Star. HilarityEnsues?

This fanfic is about Crowley fighting the I-Jin with an army of ninjas. My God, this makes so much sense. I want to see this if only for Aziriphale and Yomiko bonding over their mutual love of books, and Crowley snarking all the way.

This fanfic is about Basil Fawlty as a witch-hunter.

This fanfic is about Illyana Rasputin and a robot. Important to the plot: The Chaos Emeralds.

This fanfic is about the cast of {{Avengers}} fighting the cast of StarskyAndHutch with super-powerful {{Digimon}}.

This fanfic swaps the casts of NightmareBeforeChristmas and BattlestarGalactica.

This fanfic is about Alphonse Elric in SouthPark.

This fanfic is about Galadriel fighting serial killers with bribery. Important to the plot: An ancient artifact.

This fanfic is about Hotaru Tomoe fighting a midwife with alchemy.

This fanfic is about Hyatt fighting fallen angels with sheer charisma. Important to the plot: Nanotechnology.

This fanfic is about Ussop eating a meal with Akku in {{Narnia}}.

This fanfic is about The Sorting Hat fighting the Borg with a heartfelt appeal to do the right thing.

This fanfic is about Professor Frink as a policeman at the Xavier Academy.

This fanfic is about the cast of TwentyFour fighting a cult with the greatest heroes of all time.

This fanfic is about Bette Porter as a treasure-hunter at Hogsmeade.

This fanfic is about Jack Skellington as a singer.

This fanfic is about the cast of SluggyFreelance getting stoned with the cast of YuGiOh.

This fanfic is about Kisara fighting an astrologer with super-powerful {{Digimon}}.

This fanfic is about ElvisPresley as a peasant at FraggleRock.

This fanfic swaps the casts of HunchbackOfNotreDame and {{Dodgeball}}.

This fanfic is about the cast of FamilyGuy as thieves. This has already happened in {{Canon}}.

This fanfic is about Dolores Umbridge falling in love with Kyou. Sir Robin rants about it continuously. The mental image is too freakin' hilarious.

This troper encountered one. FanFic/ANewNinjaChallenger. Nuff Said.

What about the effect that CrackFic has on people? I was reading this fic named ''Kingdom Crossovers'', which there's mention to InterspeciesRomance (but don't worry, it's not the focus of the fic, the fic is more of a rewrite of KingdomHearts, in a very special way), and then I dreamed that some advanced aliens (including humans) travelled in time to meet Martin Luther King Jr. and, when he discovers that a alien married to a human, before they left. This made Dr. King to have a pretty bad HeroicBSOD and, after he finally recovers, he changes the tone of his speeches, to support a very segregate society, but still using pacific methods. In the future, people from all races live in a beligerant peace (blacks needing authorization to go to white and yellow areas, and vice-versa)). But then, my dream ended, or shall I call it a nightmare?

This troper is writing one that mostly involved TronLegacy stuff. Also, Harley Quinn. And everyone getting drunk and my (crack){{OTP}}, Zuse/Rinzler - yes, Rinzler - it doesn't have the same brainsanity if it's Zuse/Tron. AKA - total insanity.

Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you... this!

Idea: A ''GurrenLagann''[=/=]''TheBigBangTheory'' crossover in which the Anti-Spiral moves in with Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj. I call it ''The Infinity Big Bang Storm Theory''. Stupid? Yes. Awesome? ''Yes''.

This troper had a really random crack fic idea while on the bus. A crossover with ''GitarooMan'' and Pinky:St, specifically the two DS games. Kirah goes to Earth to find U-1 when suddenly she finds herself facing the Pinky:St girls who have gone BrainwashedAndCrazy, save for Pucchi and Evil. The BigBad of the fic would be ''Baku the Dream Eater''.

This troper has been working on a truly bizzare and troperiffic MegaCrossover known only as 'The Crackfic', starting in Doctor Octopus's apartment and, 23 chapters and about twenty villains later, is currently on Pandora.

This troper wrote a CrackFic about Pedobear raping Justin Bieber.

Dude, Not Funny!

What happens when you combine HarryPotter, BloodyBloodyAndrewJackson, a HistoricalDomainCharacter count up the wazoo, spontaneous musical numbers, mpreg, gore, and BeyondTheImpossible amounts of political incorrectness that CrossesTheLineTwice (but usually more than twice) in every chapter? Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell is what you get. It's sheer perfection.

This troper, in his infinite insanity, is planning a three-way, no-holds barred, crossover between HomestarRunner, DanAndMabsFurryAdventures, and NeonGenesisEvangelion.

Another idea: the kids and/or trolls from ''{{Homestuck}}'' (or just the smarter ones) are abducted by IMMeen and must team up to escape.

This troper is currently formulating a crackfic involving {{Degrassi}}, Doctor Who, Harry Potter (only the wands and powers, though), and Looney Tunes, whilst throwing in real life people (Axis Powers of WWII, Anarchists, Communists, and two people I can't reveal due to their importance in the ultimate Xanatos Gambit of the Thirty Xanatos Pile-Up). I posted the first chapter originally as more of a Troll Fic, but now I'm taking it slightly more seriously, and plan to up the ante writing wise.

This troper once had the idea of a nice little fanfic about a Care Bear riding a My Little Pony. In hindsight, modeling the prophecy after a Manowar song was most likely a very, ''very'' bad idea. It's called Trilogy in Rainbows, if for some reason you're curious.

When this troper got a fanfiction.net account, one of the first things she did was get cracking on an {{iCarly}}/{{Film/How To Train Your Dragon}} crossover. People LOVED it. The first story is now completed and, at the request of her readers, she's working on a sequel.

This troper had an utterly bizarre mixture turn up in a dream last night, and whilst he can't remember the details, he does remember it was a ''{{Scott Pilgrim}}/{{The Crucible}}'' fic. I think I'm going to have to write one now.