NinjaPirateZombieRobot
#91771
This Troper is writing an urban fantasy story about a PsychoForHire part-ork Black-Russian Canadian-Japanese-and-Navajo in there somewhere werewolf with SpaceMarine training and implants who's married to a sidhe.
#91772
This troper and her friend (another troper, actually) once got ''so'' bored during study hall in high school that we created a crude drawing of a Nazi-Communist-Satanist-Wiccan tree with shuriken, a huge flaming samurai sword, enchanted children's playing cards, eyes that can shoot laser beams, a third eye complete with mind powers, fire breath, Sailor Moon powers, an aura of power, and a bowl of cereal. Believe it or not, there were probably various other whimsical and/or awesome things in our drawing that I can't recall at the moment. However, I do remember that our study hall teacher gave us weird looks and told us that we really needed something to do when he noticed our little creation.
#91773
During a different occasion of boredom in study hall, this same troper and her same troper friend created another NinjaPirateZombieRobot crude drawing, though it was significantly more simple than the one mentioned in the previous entry. It was a picture of a grizzly bear terrorist. Why yes, we are quite the {{Cloud Cuckoo Lander}}s. How can you tell?
#91774
A story this troper wrote contained the line. "Don't worry, she's a doctor. Well, yes, a psychic ghost astronaut doctor." (Who had been trained in hand-to-hand combat by a cosmonaut with energy powers who was was also a ghost.)
#91775
This troper's friend: "Imagine if Burt Rutan was posessed by the ghost of Wernher von Braun and then he built a hypersonic digital laser flyswatter." Yes, he probably had drunk more coffee than was healthy at that point.
#91776
This troper once came up with a chainsaw, with a chainsaw nailed through it, whose teeth were made of chainsaws attached to chains. The chainsaw flails used nails as teeth.
#91777
This troper was once DMing a game of Dungeons and Dragons that included Frost Giants riding Tyrannosauruses made of pure Elemental Ice. It made for great mooks for the white dragon in the ice level where the heroes had to save Santa.
#91778
When this troper plays a Vampire-based deck in MagicTheGathering, she especially likes using Rise From The Grave on vampires. So effectively, it is possible to have a ''zombie vampire'' on the battlefield at a point in the game. Why yes, it is rather hilariously awesome.
#91779
This troper came up with a vampiric ninja warrior back when he was a teenager. His best friend was a werewolf, and his other friends included a descendent of the Van Helsing clan who he was in love with, and a badass guitar rocker based on Ted Nugent. He fought Dracula and his demonic consort Lilith, and also had a grudge against a commando-style team of vampire hunters who were very Knight Templar-ish about their business and who killed his lover and sire in a quite vicious way. If I ever revisit this guy, he's getting a complete makeover and a serious reimagining as far as world and antagonists are concerned. I might keep the commando-style vampire hunters though.
#91780
This troper and his father figured out that the only thing worse than a Zombie, ninja, robot, pirate squirrel, is a Zombie, ninja, robot, pirate, squirrel, with AIDS! Lets just say his whole family has a knack for this.
#91781
This troper just bought a lovely pink dress covered in ''zombie unicorns''. That thing is ''so'' getting worn at graduation.
#91782
This Troper's very imaginative friend says he is an alien ghost vampire zombie. I would actually believe that, hes so crazy and hyper, I do think he is from another planet.
#91783
This troper is in a roleplay where there are two of these: one is a Japanese-Italian girl from Kanto with a Southern accent in Sinnoh, and the other is a Pessimistic Researcher Pokémon Trainer Zombie Starfish Human Samurai {{Ninja}} Superhero who Turns into a Girl. Yep.
#91784
So, the GenderBender {{Ninja}} version of Ponyo?
#91785
If Ponyo were a Pokémon Trainer/Researcher, sure.
#91786
This Troper was given the task of writing an analytical essay on a subject of his choice. Three hours later a report on the Flying-Rainbow-Unicorn-Pegasus was finished and handed in.
#91787
0dd1: I have a friend who is obsessive about ninjas, pirates (to a lesser extent), and HarryPotter. Bored in class with the majority of the class absent and a substiture teacher (and what amounted to no work to do at all), I decided to write a song for her because...well, it's not like I had anything better to do. It's about a flying ninja (who wants my food) battling a pirate named after a Beatles song, her army of robot ninjas, and her right hand man who just happens to be the keyboardist of a popular 60s rock group. The song ends the only way a song like it could: The singer concludes that baked goods laced with drugs are a hella powerful stuff.
#91788
This Troper has a roleplay character who is an undead Egyptian priest who upholds justice by deceiving criminals with his manipulation of vision, which is typically followed by slaughter. He can also fly and create force fields.
#91789
I recently had a conversation that ended with "Robot ninja monkey maids. What next?"
#91790
This troper just finished eating a plateful of Gluten Free Chocolate Muffin-Waffles.... They were delicious.
#91791
As of a recent DungeonsAndDragons session, this troper is now playing a wraith haunting its old warforged body. Who just so happens to be head of security on a privateering vessel. Now it just needs to take a level of Ninja and we'll be set...
#91792
Thanks to this trope, this troper made a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot character in Chaos Faction 2. Ninja bandana, pirate beard, zombie eyes and robot feet, topped off with the final boss' body, Super Saiyan hair and hands with the USB logo on them.
#91793
While helping one of my mother's friends move, I came across a strange... ''thing''. It was a stool, a step-ladder, and an ironing board, all in one. Also, it was of Amish make. So it was, essentially, an Amish-step-ironing-stool... or would you call it an Amish-step-stool-board...? Amish-ironing-ladder-stool?
#91794
This troper had a dream with elements of this. During the 1930s-1940s a group of evil undead Steampunk furries reside in a haunted house. But there is a backstory of how they became undead and evil. During the late 1800s they were once archaeologists. At one point they explored ancient Egyptian ruins. However they come across the tomb of a vengeful spirit that curses them for entering it, hence their current forms. This tomb belonged to an ancient Egyptian noble. Like the evil undead Steampunk furries, there is a backstory of how he got into his current form of evil ancient Egyptian spirit. Back in ancient Egyptian times, he was a well-respected ancient Egyptian noble. However, he got into an adulterous relationship with a 14 year old girl, the daughter of another noble. When his equals and family eventually find out about this relationship, they are furious and damn him into the form he is today. Strangely enough, my dream never explains what, if anything, happened to the consenting 14 year old girl of the relationship. But yeah, my dreams are really weird...
#91795
In a friend's self-made roleplaying game, this troper was allowed to create a monk who fights with GunsAkimbo and GunFu as well as RealityWarper powers. Oh, and he powers up by doing religious drugs. It was awesome.
#91796
I am an actor/writer/lawyer/singer/creative consultant/playwright/engineer. I plan to take lessons on bovine dentistry this weekend.
#91797
I'm a straghr ally for the LGBT. Well It once lead me to the excange "How can you suprt somthing if you are not one of them?" "Cool I'm a cyborge dolphin ninja."
#91798
I will create the Hayekian Socialism.
#91799
One day I was feeling especially crazy and was frantically yelling some ideas at my friends over Xbox Live, including:
#91800
Giant humanoid monster made of a thousand hobos. With Train car nunchucks.
#91801
Flesh eating snowmobiles.
#91802
Devilchucks: two lil' imp demons tied together at the tail. Each with pitchfork nunchucks.
#91803
Zombie polar bear in a minecart with android spider legs.
#91804
One day, this troper and two of his friends got really bored, so we decided to take turns doodling on paper. What did we end up with? A flying unicorn with sparkly pants, a cape, a mustache, golden hooves, a rainbow tail, and an eye patch, of course! You know what that means, right? A French Super Rainbow Pirate Unicorn!
#91805
My main character in ''AdventureQuest'' has trained in a lot of classes, including Shapeshifter, Beastmaster, Scholar, Rogue, Mage, Dragonslayer, Dracomancer (is that what the guys who're the opposite of Dragonslayers are called?), and some things I can't remember. I'd say I trained as a lycan, but those werewolf class quests have a habit of ending with me owing Death another favor. Oh, and I have a bad habit of coming up with these, usually for games:
#91806
Xe Invasion VS Ebony Shadespine: The title character is a badass skunk in her late teens who doesn't wear any clothes because everything's already covered with fur. Is fighting the Xe alone because seeing them attack her friend Daisy (a cat she sees as her little sister ) pushed her a little too far. Oh, and the Xe are birdlike aliens that want to TakeOverTheWorld.
#91807
Xe Invasion VS Ninja Cats: Still in the works as I'm not sure what to do about programming it. A purple cat and her blue-furred little brother with CloudCuckoolander tendencies fight the aforementioned aliens, and they just happen to be ninjas with Anime Fur.
#91808
This Troper ''loves'' to create these in {{Spore}}. He's made a rocket-launching Learjet that carries money and shoots lasers while powered by scramjets, a drill-equipped tank with a machine gun on the top that could move at ~50 miles an hour, and a giant, armor-plated insect that could shoot slime out of its forehead.
#91809
This dude is planning to pull together a play-by-post containing a SteamPunk AmericanCivilWar era setting with nekomimi, demons, functional self-propagating magic, and a pair of FingerlessGloves that function as a TeleportCloak (one's for personal use only, the other's for teleporting others, and using both functions simultaneously gifts the wearer with immortality at the cost of his soul]]).
#91810
This troper is a Korean author who plans writing an anime with Western audiences in mind. Does that count? If that doesn't, the said project definitely counts, although it's leaning toward to GenreBusting.
#91811
This Troper once had a conversation ending in this: Me: Hey, this store has Wi-Fi! (beat) Something tells me that in a few years, every building will have Wi-Fi. Dad: Or we'll have even better technology to use. Me: Or we'll be at war with robots. Or aliens. Or zombies. Or Robot Alien Zombies! Dad: That's one possible outcome.