Troper Tales

#133361

This troper had a sublime thought recently. I thought of something that would make ''WorldOfWarcraft: Cataclysm'' even cooler. One name: Bahamut. He's the ultimate good guy when it comes to dragons. He'd show Deathwing a thing or two. :)

#133362

Reimu Hakurei vs. Princess Reco.

#133363

In the battle of randomly-selected male anime characters, we have Austria, England, Alchemist}} Roy Mustang, Seven}} Holland Novak, Katsura, Hasegawa, Eater}} Professor Stein, Basara}} Uesugi Kenshin, Szayel Aporro Grantz, and my {{One Piece}} OC, Badass}} Kartik Abingdon.

#133364

Who do y'all think would win a fight? Jack Bauer or JamesBond?

#133365

Jason Bourne.

#133366

Who would win in a StealthMission, Altair or Alex Mercer?

#133367

Cole [=McGrath=].

#133368

COLE?! He's not stealthy! He's not stealthy at ALL!

#133369

Solid Snake. That is all.

#133370

Who would win in a game of chess; Yuki Nagato or Spock?

#133371

Ami Mizuno.

#133372

Ambrose Burnside and Isaac Asimov in a sideburn show-off. 'Nuff said.

#133373

Wolverine would win, hands down.

#133374

Who would win in a fight; Santa Christ or Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta?

#133375

My money's on Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta. Come on, Santa Christ is too weird even for that show

#133376

Here we have the two fictional characters most obsessed with having a good fight. In one corner: the very large and crazy-looking Kenpachi Zaraki. In the other corner: a guy who's a legend even among the already fearsome 40000}} Goff clan, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. Place your bets.

#133378

Yusei Fudo or Yugi Motou? So far the conclusions I myself have come up with are that Yusei wins, but only if he can pull out a Majestic Synchro Monster. Obviously this is a ground duel as Yugi's deck is many years before Turbo Duels. And yes, Yugi has the Gods, but I put Majestic Star Dragon at the same level as them, meaning that Slifer and Ra have no attack points and Obelisk is the only one who could pretty much screw Yusei over. Alternatively, Kiba vs JACK ATLAS or Joey vs Crow.

#133379

Ness vs. Cloud anyone?

#133380

Two weeks ago, I was at my brother's birthday party, and when whe switched from Star Wars: Force unleashed to N64 Pokemon Stadium, we started contemplating a fight between a Pokemon and a Jedi. We concluded that while a Jedi would probably win against any pokemon (albeit a fight against a stronger one would be far from a curbstomp), a fully evolved level 80+ Pokemon would probably be signifigantly stronger than most anything ELSE in the Star Wars universe (up to and possibly including a TIE fighter, depending on the Pokemon).

#133381

Blaziken with Blast Burn VS anything Star Wars... hey, even beskar melts at the right heat.

#133382

Related to the troper immediately above myself, a friend and I periodically chat about who and what would fight where and what would be most effective and cool. One that came up recently included Charizard and Deoxys, leading a Blastoise, Raichu, Vespiquen and Machamp with a small army of other Mook Pokemon to overtake a Droid Army who were guarding the area around Minas Tirith, who were in cahoots with Orcs and Trolls. Godzilla, an OC and Ryuk were in there somewhere too.

#133383

Tales of synphonia team Vs Tales of Phantasia team who will win?

#133384

Well, Phantastics are outnumbered 10 to 6, if we count Emil and Marta... but which team holds the Eternal Sword? Wait, let's see... Lloyd, Zelos, Regal, Presea and Emil overwhelm Cless, who only has Chester and Suzu as backup. Ops, but Klarth is a much better summoner than Sheena. So, while Genis and Arche dart spells at each other, Mint goes down thanks to both Raine AND Marta. Let's say that Team Symphonia wins by sheer numbers.

#133385

Hulk smash text heavy responses!

#133386

Let's settle this once and for all: the original, the 40000}} Tyranids, vs. those they inspired, the Zerg. Who would win?

#133387

By extension, here's another: who's more drenched (no pun intended) in HighOctaneNightmareFuel: the Tyrant Guard or the Infested Terrans?

#133388

Who would win in a fight between SEES, the Investigation Team, the Persona 2 team or the original Persona team ?

#133389

My money is on the Persona 2 team. Not only does the group have some far more experienced adults that can summon their Personae any time, they all have the ability to switch which Persona they use at any given time. Between Maya, Tatsuya, Eikichi, Jun, Lisa, Katsuya, Baofu, and Ulala, the other groups don't exactly have an advantage in numbers. Taking down Nyarlathotep]] doesn't hurt their case, either.

#133390

In an interview with Sam Lake, the lead director of ''AlanWake'', the last question asked was, "Who would win in a fight - the Log Lady from ''TwinPeaks'' or the Lady of the Light?" Lake replied, "They'd sit down, drink tea, and have an incredibly cryptic conversation that no one else would understand." He's probably right.

#133391

Yuno Gasai vs River Tam?

#133392

River Tam beats up everyone.

#133393

Darth Vader vs. Adof Hitler, who's a more deadly enemy?

#133394

Bambi or Godzilla?

#133395

Alex Mercer versus Alma Wade. In Tokyo.

#133396

This troper and his friend once got into an intense discussion about who would win in a fight: LORDGENOME VS WHITEBEARD. Ultimately we couldn't decide who would win. But we DID decide that Whitebeard would manage to destroy Lazangann, and that the winner would lose several limbs in the process.

#133397

Master Chief vs Samus Aran vs Commander Shepard....Begin.

#133398

Gordon Freeman.

#133399

No. They all win. Everyone else loses.

#133400

Could Number 47 complete a contract on J.C. Denton?

#133401

Aragorn vs Wolverine.

#133402

Here is one for you: What would happen if {{XCOM}} (UFO Defense era) would be dropped into the Koprulu Sector to fight the zerg, just after the fall of the UED? The working hypothesis are: X-COM have all available human and alien tech from UFO Defense. The Terran funds them the same way than the council of funding nations. Recruiting works the same way than in UFO defense. So does crafting items and building facilities. Vespene gaz can be used in place of Elerium-115. They could scavenge old battlefields to get their hand on Terran and Protoss Tech. The Hyper-Wave Decoder doesn't works against zerg, so they would have to analyse a zerg drone to build a similar stuff. To get to Kerrigan, they would have to research: 1) a random zerg. 2): The data collected. 3): A zerg Overlord. 4) The data collected. 5) A zerg queen. 6): The data collected. Then, fly the Avenger toward Infested Kerrigan.

#133403

Balalaika versus Olivier. Hotel Moscow versus Briggs Bears. Who lives?

#133404

Firion vs Gilgamesh. And by extension, Bartz vs Shirou. Both Firion and Bartz would be using their FinalFantasyDissidia incarnations. Also, Agrias vs Saber. The last one might cause a paradox, though.

#133405

5-on-5: Old CartoonNetwork vs New CartoonNetwork. Who would win?

#133406

Old Cartoon Network, sorry New Cartoon Network but CN Real will be the reason for your defeat.

#133407

Lobo vs Deadpool. Winner faces Squirrel Girl.

#133408

This trooper does this asking if x and y got in a fight who would win? She mostly use's the Daleks though cuz come on best villain ever.

#133409

When I was in college, we called this game "Legolas Versus Spiderman" after one of our early matchups.

#133410

This one makes me wish for a teamup after the battle: Nagisa and Honoka vs CeCe and Rocky. ThePowerOfFriendship VS ThePowerOfFriendship at its finest.

#133411

Squirrel Girl vs Batman anyone?

#133412

An ardat-yakshi and a White Court vampire have sex. Who dies?

#133413

The Great Old Ones vs. The Ruinous Powers. Whoever wins, we're all screwed.

#133414

The AlienInvasion of Earth is almost successful. With nearly all their bases taken over, and no other equipement than an avenger and enough Elerium to fly it to Cydonia, the extraterrestrial combat unit recruits nine mercenaries, and get them into the avenger, destination Mars. They are of course so batshit insane, if the aliens try to mind control them, they would just go berserk. What happens?

#133415

Nine cities have to face a ZombieApocalypse. nine mercenaries are recruited, and one is send to each city. Who survives? Who kills all the zombies?

#133416

Heavy would last fairly long assuming he can get time to eat sandviches, he'll probably die punching stuff to death though. Medic would last due to healing factor but then die bonesawing stuff do death. Spy and scout are doomed if they so much as get hit. Burning Zombies are never the answer, but pyro would last a good amount of time. Sniper would run out of ammo then die and the demoman would blow himself up as would the soldier. So it goes to the engineer assuming he has enough metal for dispenser/sentry.

#133417

Rico Rodriguez vs. the Agent. A physics-defying freedom fighter vs. a super soldier for a police state. One city. No vertical limit.

#133418

AdolfHitler has pissed off God so much that he's decided to get involved personally. Well, sort of. He's sending an army of indestructible golems down there to sort Hitler and his National Socialist cronies out. How long will it take for the Nazi regime to meet its poetic demise?

#133419

This editor proposes a no-holds-barred intercontinuity death match featuring vampires... and a crusnik. Abel Nightroad vs. Alucard vs. Stefan Salvatore vs. Lestat vs. Louie Von Helson *gasp* vs. Count von Count vs. Edward Cullen. NOS-4-A2 and Evageline McDowell are the commentators. Only rule: Cullen dies first.