My friend likes to read books, and he borrowed one particularly thick one from me. Once, he annoyed me and I threatened to hit him. He replied "So?"(I don't hit hard) Then I threatened to kick him. He still didn't care. Then I threatened to take away my book....and he started apologizing a lot and begging me not to take away the book.

Once on my bus, after a very tiring day, a ninth grade white hick nerd with horrid speech patterns dared to say "Git owt de way!" As he tried to get off the bus as I walked onto it. I declined, saying that as a senior I was better than him and he needed to move. To which he said, "Didn't yu her me? I said 'Git owt de way!' You is so stup-" He didn't finish. I headbutted him saying, "And that is for saying teeth are bones and saying that women only have two holes AND ''worst'' of all your hair is atrocious today! I sat down with both applause for shutting him up and headache. {{Worth It}}.

This troper think that that was mean. It's normal politeness to let the people on the bus get off before you get on. It doesn't matter that your day was tiring and that he was younger than you. And I wonder what kind of people that would give you applause becuse you hurt the guy!

I would say it is not only politeness but also common sense. It is much easier to get inside bus when it is not so crowded and it is not when people get outside.

In a game of MitadakeHigh: "They killed my best friend, tried to kill me, and hoarded the medkits."

Real life Example: In a blog a girl wrote about what she really thought about this editor and why she wasn't interested in dating him she ends it with "Besides, he had bad handwriting".

If that's a reason not to date someone, This Troper will never find love. Nor will a few other people I know.

This Troper had to write all her thank-you notes after her wedding herself because her groom has terrible handwriting. (According to Emily Post, E-mailing thank-you notes is a no-no.)

According to who? And why the fuck are you listening to some random moron?

This Troper is mildly curious about his own existence if this is the case, because anyone who's seen his father's handwriting still doesn't believe it.

Something similar happened to this troper and her first so-called boyfriend. He embarrassed the hell out of her at the church prom, got arrested before regular prom, wanted to have at least eight children while knowing this troper hates kids, and thinks this troper is a sinner because she drinks Vault.

In this troper's former English class, he and a group of friends acted in a skit portraying the trial of Iago (from ''{{Othello}}''). Among the several serious charges portrayed by him in the play, such as murder and assault, we added jaywalking. When the time for this charge to be heard came, the other characters chanted "put him away for life!"

In fifth grade, this troper went on a rant in his social studies group about school uniforms and freedom and all that stuff, then added "besides, I hate vests." The stenographer wrote "hate's vests"[sic]. The teacher berated me for it.

You... you HATE VESTS'?! I'm going to find you, kidnap you, and do some torture on you that nothing can prepare you for...

Should have said 'You know what I hate? I hate vests'.

Finally, someone else who hates vests!

In a play-by-post RPG this troper once played about a mission to Mars where everyone was their real-life age, a lady who had just met this (young)troper was heard saying on her cell phone "Marge, what is the world coming to? Gas prices... airplane delays... teenagers in the astronaut program..."

In another session, when describing a BigBad: "He put landmines in our base, tried to conquer the world and he broke my computer!"

Talking to her brother "There are three things that I will slap you in the face if you ever do. Doing drugs, joining a gang, and faking an alien abduction."

In another play-by-post RPG, this actually happened to one of the ''players''. The full story is listed under TroperTales/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, but the gist of it is this: the RPG's creator DroppedABridgeOnHim for the ''jaywalking''.

"Bully is a very, very bad game. It promotes school violence, vandalism, disrespect for authority, and comic mischief."

After talking about the weird things about APCs I recited the MST3KMantra, only with a "slight" twist, and it was... ''Meh, I'm wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts, I should repeat to myself, it's just a game... LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS! *Loads shotgun, shogun gun, ninja gun, samurai gun, pirate gun, robot gun, shojarairatebot gun, B B gun, bee bee gun, hornet hornet gun, yellow jacket yellow jacket gun, sword gun, gun sword, gun gun, regular grenades, flash grenades, fire grenades, bee grenades, hornet grenades, yellow jacket grenades, plasma grenades, grenade grenades, gun grenades, and pepper spray* .'' I also once had to list three possible subjects to choose for an essay, my following choices were TouhouProject, {{Vocaloid}}, and elements of literature.

This troper read that second one as "shotgun gun." The mental picture is so awesome, I think I have to go lay down now.

They do pack a "gun gun", though. Assume the gun that gun gun shoots is in fact some sort of very dangerous gun, such as a sniper rifle or one of those huge things you need two hands and a foot to hold and make a noise loud enough to be heard from Uranus when they get fired... *isn't very good with guns*

That list made me pop a rib out and almost wet myself, but pepper spray is quite a formidable weapon.

Pleasure to have given you such a pleasant experience.

I use this on my site sometimes. The first example that comes to mind is the Falwell "quote" in this article.

This troper always says that her reasons for losing faith in humanity are "Discrimination continuing, global warming not stopping and ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' being considered a good book.

... no, I'd call that last one just as grave a problem as the others.

Possibly worse.

I don't get it, we just had some of the coldest winters on record.]

It's a trick. The earth is screwing with you, in preparation to explode in a spectacular display of light, heat, sound and sparkly ponies...that's why this troper dislikes the term "global warming", preferring "climate change" or "enhanced greenhouse effect". While they mean basically the same thing, at least they don't make people assume that it's quite necessarily all hot.

I think you meant to put this in BreadEggsMilkSquick.

This troper recently dug up something he'd written about a character and then forgotten about a while ago, which included a list of criminal charges he'd been written up on. This started with three different kinds of Reckless Endangerment (Without a Permit, With an Expired Permit, With a Foreign Permit) and culminated in "Loitering with a Cat" and "Sitting On A Man With Intent to Use Paint."

This troper did a similar thing in a story. Among other things, the final charge a guard thought someone should be arrested for was Wearing Dangerously Large Headgear.

This troper was in a D&D campaign in which the DM finally had another player's character arrested for his many crimes, which started off being listed with things like "37 counts of killing an officer of the law, 49 counts of murder, 17 counts of breaking and entering, 7 counts of armed robbery, 12 counts of resisting arrest," went on awhile, and ended with "3 counts of public indecency, and 1 count of loitering with intent." It was an interesting campaign.

Ths troper's entry for "location" on one of the forums he frequents reads: "The circle of Hell reserved for mass murderers, child molesters, and telemarketers."

wait, wasn't the "jaywalking" supposed to be last?

{{Jonn}} is perfectly capable of watching simulated murders and dismemberments without a twitch, as long as he knows it's fake. However, present him with someone being or about to be ''embarrassed'', and he has to turn off the TV.

This troper has the same problem, and it makes watching some old, predictable sitcoms rather difficult. She's just glad she hates soaps for unrelated reasons.

Good, I'm not the only one. I've gotten better about this, though.

Almost the same thing, but here it's with people put in unfair situations they have no way of escaping.

I hate both that, and the one above. The worst is when the two are combined; for example, if someone is falsely accused of committing a crime and is humiliated publicly for it.

Same here, though not to the extent of turning off the TV. Usually I just get incredibly squeamish and then question why a second or two later.

Same here, for some reason I always squirm when either aforementioned situation comes up.

This troper, during his trial for a series of misdemeanor crimes, was given probation for assault, some other big misdemeanor he can't remember of, right now (though destruction of property sounds right), and...possession of pornography. ''Legal'' pornography, he might add. That last one his parents pressured the courts to add (and had tried to nail him for, in the past), and was overturned by the board a year later due to not being in any way connected to the original crimes.

Troper here can see every kind of bizarre and sick internet fetishes, but talk about coffee and cigarettes to her, and ''then'' she'll lose faith in Humanity. No, seriously.

This troper used to play a hangman game on her grandparents' old computer, in which the premise of the game is to rescue your friend from being hanged. As she recalls, the suspect was being charged with murder, arson, armed robbery, grand theft auto, and extreme ugliness. "But the judge, being a benevolent sort, is willing to reduce the charges to just extreme ugliness, provided that he has one friend. GUESS WHO?" The troper still finds it sort of sick to realize that the poor guy got hanged...for being ugly.

This Troper once wrote a (rather horrible) short story for his English class, in which the main character was going to be made into an {{Unperson}}: a punishment that, according to the judge, was normally reserved for "rapists, serial killers, and people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot."

"Spreading hate, discontent, and kittens!" is a frequent description of what @/{{Night}}'s friends in EVEOnline are doing at any one time.

@/DeuxHero: Inversion:I tell censors that they are going to a special place in hell reserved for people like JackThompson Beverley McLachlin Warren Burger and Joseph Stalin

Ryanasaurus0077: Many people are unable to comprehend why my friend prohibits "ethnic, racist, or Jungle Book-type humor"; however, being his friend, I can comprehend why he prohibits the third type of humor.

This troper threatens with "...and I'll beat you up, give you 100 lashes with the cat o' nine-tails, break every bone in your body, have you drawn and quartered, and quote Twilight at you". The last part is invariably the only threat that gets carried out.

Be careful with that last one. I "borrowed" a copy of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' from a friend, and read the descriptions of Edward aloud in the most mocking tone possible. A fangirl ''lunged'' at me, screeching, to "rescue" it from me. I wish I was making this up.

I don't get it. This doesn't fit the trope at all. None of these threatened punishments are significantly worse than the rest. Not in the slightest.

I disagree. Getting beaten up is nothing compared to the cat o' nine-tails.

None of those punishments compare to the horror that is ''Twilight''.

This troper believes that there are three things one should never discuss at school or in the workplace: politics, religion, and ''Super Smash Bros''.

This troper once told a schoolmate during lunchtime that his favorite manga were ''OnePiece'', ''KeroroGunsou'' and ''NeonGenesisEvangelion''. Given the comparitavely light-hearted nature of the first two, the last one came off as a surprise.

I've got a similar problem. ''FullmetalAlchemist''? Okay. ''DetectiveConan''? Never heard of it, but it sounds tough. The dub version of ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}''? ...Wait, what?

This troper can relate for her favourite anime: ''SerialExperimentsLain'', ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'', ''Akira'', and then... ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh GX}}''. ''And'' the dub of DM.

So can this troper: ''Evangelion'', ''DeathNote'' and... ''Haruhi Suzumiya''?. What?

''Higurashi'', PerfectBlue, MiraiNikki oh also... ''Haruhi Suzumiya" and "Clannad"

Lucky Star, Hetalia, Azumanga Daioh... and Mushishi.

Guilty. {{Bleach}}, {{Naruto}}, D.Gray-Man, {{Kuroshitsuji}}... and OHSHC

Fullmetal Alchemist, {{Naruto}}, Higurashi, {{Bleach}} and also... Hetalia and Ouran

This not-really-a-troper's social science book states that Phyllis Schlafly believed the Equal Rights Act would lead to "government funding of abortion, women in combat during wartime, the breakdown of the family, and elimination of gender-separate public bathrooms."

I have often said that I hated the following things about life: discrimination/racism, bullying, idiocy (especially that on the part of the ''government'')...and the school's lunches. That fish nugget did ''not'' taste like a fish nugget...

So that's where Abe Vigoda went.

This troper once had a science asignment about the earth's heat. It was listing how it got it, and was on the part about ultraviolet waves. It said that overexposure to ultraviolet waves can cause "Cancer, Genetic Mutations, and Sunburn". This troper laughed.

In one RP this troper was in, I actually thought we were the heroes. Someone then exclaimed "We have stolen a child, annexed a pool, bombed Philidelphia and did a dine-and-dash!"

Doesn't count as a real example, still amusing. From the Wikipedia article on Electric Six: "The band met recognition in 2003 with the single "Danger! High Voltage", and subsequently recorded five full-length albums: Fire, Señor Smoke, Switzerland, I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me from Being the Master and Flashy."

A person wrote a rant to my girlfriend about what I jerk I was, saying I was cruel, I didn't care about her, and I write badly.

I don't know if this goes here, but I tell people there are three reasons I hate Sasuke, he ran away from his friends for power, shows no respect for them anymore, and he's the most popular Yaoi couple with Naruto.

The rules for parties in this troper's house: no drinking, no drugs, no sex, and no gum in the TV room.

@/ManWithoutABody has a RunningGag in his writing that all lists of charges will end with "...and shooting some dude's donkey."

Somewhat subverted in my Star Wars RP where a sampling of the charges levied against my character includes: "Fourteen counts of vehicular manslaughter, one count of vehicle theft, and vandalism of a public HoloNet station." Mind you, said vandalism was actually the spray of blood after I ran my target down with a repulsor sled... Oh, and the sled then crashing into the station. Then ricocheting off into a crowd, netting me the fourteen counts. Let it not be said that games that participate in do not end in copious amounts of bloodshed. And then there was the matter of the Hutt that I stole the sled from...

Subverted when this troper was discussing the horrors of the {{Whoniverse}}. I don't recall my exact words, but it was "there's genuinely fucked up monsters there. The Daleks, the Cybermen, the Weeping Angels, that thing from the Pit, whatever the hell was in Midnight, the Master, the four-five-six, those time-eaty things, the Family of Blood... and Prime Minister Green". Those familiar with Children of Earth will understand, however, he earned his place on that list.

This troper lampshaded this when she was asked to do an improvisation of standing outside a staffroom and explaining to someone else why she was there. She told them that she had "stabbed four teachers, burned down the music block, slapped my best friend around the head and stolen all the biscuits out of the staffroom".

When this troper's shooting instructor was explaining how stoned Phillippinians made the Americans design higher caliber ammunition for higher stopping power (paraphrased): "These guys were able to run up to the shooters, stab four of them with a spear, slit the fifth's throat and be rude at the sixth one before finally dying."

From this troper's philosophy textbook: "It looks as if on his own premises Satre would have to commend the man who "authentically" chooses to devote himself to exterminating Jews, seducing women, abusing children, or playing computer games..."

In my German class, we did an exercise to practice the imperative voice in which we were given a list of bad things a bad roommate does and had to write a sentence requesting that the roommate stop doing these things. Among these things are taking your money, wearing your clothes, never helping with the cleaning...and never inviting you out for coffee. What.

Inverted in a notice posted at a friend’s workplace: “People are being suspended, termination pending, for texting, drinking water while on duty, and, of course, stealing.� Needless to say, the snarks were baited.

The other day I told my friend I didn't want to go out with a girl because "she's stuck up, snobby, and taller than me"

I read this one fanfic where in the (badly spelled) author's notes, the writer said he didn't read a lot of fiction but wrote a lot of it. Turned out, the bulk of the fic was something I recognized as a copypasta of another person's story. What little originality there was was poorly done. My review was "You are a liar, a plagiarist, and you can't spell!" I won't name names. Oh, wait, yes I will. Calls himself Oddessy. (Told you he couldn't spell.)

This troper recently introduced herself as a "heartless, soulless void that hungers for three things only: blood, vengeance...''and Pop Tarts''."

This troper once had a friend exclaim "Oh, THESE are the people I hang out with! HE'S insane! HE's eating a bowl of mud (this troper, eating chocolate ice cream), and this guy makes jokes in really, really bad taste."

This troper once got in an argument with a roommate, who shouted at her, "Your rent is always late! You stay up until two in the morning playing video games without headphones! You never bring in the mail! And you put raisins in butter tarts!"

A conversation between This Troper and her father: #QUOTE#'''Me:''' Dad! Can I have a flamethrower for my birthday? #QUOTE#'''Dad:''' No. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' A rocket launcher? #QUOTE#'''Dad:''' No. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' A sniper rifle? #QUOTE#'''Dad:''' No. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' A sentry gun? #QUOTE#'''Dad:''' No. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' Aww... Well, can I get TeamFortress2? #QUOTE#'''Dad:''' ...No.

After this tropers boss played a practical joke on me during work, I promised him when we left in the morning (we work graveyard shift), I was going to "Shoot you, stab you, kill you, key your car, run you over with my car and ''poke you in the eye!''" His response, "Poke me in the eye? Oh no, anything but that!"

While the comment itself isn't meant to be overly seriously, this troper feels that a comment from a youtube video might count as this. Quoted in its entirety, "This video brings to my mind horrible visions of? necrophelia, blood-soaked rape of virgins, skinless agony, demonic alien fetuses, and pancakes, all in 9001 dimensions, inside-out, backwards, forwards, leftwards, and squidwards."

This troper was told to brainstorm controversial topics to write a persuasive piece on, and to have at least three, for an English journal. This troper's first three thoughts? Abortion, gay rights, and Dubbing versus Subbing.

For a short essay that he had to write on the effects of Marijuana, this troper listed: a distorted sense of reality, serious damage to internal organs, and a runny nose. He got a C for not including enough information.

You should have gotten an F. Serious damage to internal organs? What sort of marijuana have you seen? Demonic pot?

When reading MyImmortal this troper could just barely wrap his head around the fact that everyone had become satanist, vampyric, profane, bisexual goths. But when Voldemort suddenly started speaking YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe, this troper finally submitted to the madness.

This troperette has three primary bad habits: she beats up tormentors if they break her loner who likes books facade, sardonically comments on various things using offensive phrases and bites her nails, even when not nervous.

This Troper is a reporter, and was far too amused that he got to use this in an otherwise run of the mill police blotter story. The last paragraph or so was listing what the arrested man's charges were, including several counts of drug possession, intent to distribute, driving under the influence, possession within 1000 feet of a school, and taking an illegal turn.an illegal turn", of course, being why he was pulled over in the first place.

This Troperâ„¢ remembers a 2006 political cartoon that read "Can you spot the REAL terrorist (according to the radical Muslim world)?" The three options were: jihadist, al-Qaeda, and...cartoonist. :The political cartoon was written in the wake of that controversy where a Danish guy drew Mohammed with a bomb on his turban back in the spring of 2006.

Also, whenever I make top 10 lists, #1 is always a completely out-in-left-field option. For example, I once listed my 10 favorite songs of all time. #'s 10-2 were songs like ''Gonna Make You Sweat!'' and all of LadyGaga's soundtrack, and #1 was... These Dreams, by Heart.

This Troper just today blocked another YouTube user for "being a troll, saying that all metal bands are Satanists, and not keeping off the grass".

This Troper realized that he had inadvertently created such a list in mid-conversation. Specifically, the next three [=DVDs=] on my "to-buy" list were ''ThisFilmIsNotYetRated,'' ''{{Secretary}}'', and...''MuppetTreasureIsland.''

The reasons this troper's sister gave for not wanting to date a certain guy? "He's a terrible driver, his political views are ridiculous, and he doesn't like HarryPotter!"

Surely this goes under BreadEggsMilkSquick.

In a mistranslation in this troper's Latin class, the class thought a sentence said "the warrior was strong and famous and he could read." I guess he was a WarriorPoet.

When creating a character in an RP, {{Meshakhad}} mentioned that "She detests slavery, genocide, reality TV, and other such atrocities. Seriously, don't get her started on reality TV."

I once knew someone who was a military enthusiast, liked playing poker and watched cooking shows.

the reason someone fell out with me: I'm bisexual, i have bad teeth and i play Silent Hill.

I have observed on Comedy Central that the three words you can't say are shit, cunt, and Muhammad.

This troper applied this throught process to a person who she tbough treated her bad, she hated his sexual harrassment, stalking and selfishness.

This troper does those things.

This troper while playing AlanWake, during the second encounter with Agent Nightingale: ->Alright Nightingale, I now officially don't like you. You tried to shoot an unarmed man, endangered an InnocentBystander and compared Wake to DanBrown.

The reason I hate Cobra in the movie. He butchered a bunch of peeps, he impaled the main baddy in the back and then left him to slowly burn and he punched a cop in the face.

This Troper's real names' meanings are like this. Sorry, not telling it to you.

This Troper wrote a fic where characters were making a joke about "How to make a Roman cross" and had to think of a good punchline that wasn't incredibly racist towards Italians. (A little bit racist would be acceptable. She went with a remark about soccer.) That meant she couldn't touch anything Italians were rightfully sensitive about like Mussolini, the Mafia and body hair.

Where this troper lives, a number of anti-racism posters have been put up. Just yesterday, they saw a poster featuring a black man and his son. About ten minutes later, they saw a aposter featuring another black man. Later, they saw a poster featuring a red-haired boy.

In this troper's Consciouness textbook, one line reads, "Although we cannot consciously control having an impulse to carry out an unacceptable action (say ''raper or murder or stealing sweets in a supermarket''), we can be held responsible for consciously allowing it's consummation..."

This troper's uncle was in prison for nearly twenty years for a something like this. Armed robbery (a pharmacy), aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (beat a cashier at aforementioned pharmacy with brass knuckles), and petty larceny (from a completely separate six-month old warrant).

This video on how to be popular. One of the steps was to do something pointless on camera. Examples included "picking your nose, jumping on the bed, and watching a ZeroPunctuation review.

This troper was trying to convince her teacher into thinking that Ke$ha was evil. His response? "Oh, yes, and Ke$ha is responsible for WorldWarTwo." (I was trying to convince him that Ke$ha was ReallySevenHundredYearsOld.) He later said "Ke$ha is responsible for the tsunami. And Ke$ha is the reason I can't find my phone!" I told him about ArsonMurderAndJaywalking, used an example myself. Like, me listing my favorite movies as {{Saw}}, TheGrudge, and FindingNemo. My friend is a huge fan of {{Saw}} and thought that was funny.

Not to mention This Troper has found numerous examples in her life. What musicians did she listen to as a child? EltonJohn, TheBeatles, John Denver, and...Hilary Duff.

And when she went to camp, her dad wrote a letter saying that "fresh air, exercise, and not having to eat Dad's food works wonders for you, birthday girl!" (They visited on my 14th birthday.) I told them about ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and they thought it was teenage slang. Then I told them about the DailyShow quote on the trope's page. They thought it was funny, but mistook it for MurderArsonAndJaywalking (though that can be a different name for it.) I even overheard them talking about it at dinner.

And when she and her friends were talking about how they decorate their rooms at Girls Group, she pointed out that she had posters in her room of bands like FallOutBoy, PanicAtTheDisco, two bands that are MoralGuardians' nightmares and EltonJohn (see above), a singer that the ''older women'' there used to listen too, but he's still cool. Subverted due to me mentioning that I have a poster of MyChemicalRomance later in the conversation.

And then when she was posing as PaulMcCartney to get her cell phone back, she said he captured RingoStarr and smashed his head, pushed him from a mountain (the one time he was set free), pulled off his fingernails, and forced him to watch DenisLeary. Guess which one Mom thought was the worst.

This Troper once wrote a fairy tale parody, in which it is mentioned that a prince has to save a girl from something if he wants to marry her. What he has to save her from is not that imporant though, it could for example be an ancient dragon, an evil wizard or an angry ticket collector.

The same troper also has a classmate whom she dislikes because he's loud, obnoxious, a terrible know-it-all and has a really stupid haircut.

By the time my nephew was two-and-a-half, he'd heard enough {{Batman}} stories from his uncle that he tried telling one of his own: "...And then TheJoker broke a mountain, and then he broke Gotham City, and then he spilled juice on the table..."

This Troper was told at work to check on the bathrooms. This is her honest account of the cleanliness of the ladies' room. "The floor of the handicapped stall is coated in blood, the toilet seems to be clogged with something semi-solid and we're out of toilet paper."

In this troper's school, a student got Saturday detention for pulling the fire alarm (twice; he got it after the second time), a one day in-school suspension for fighting and a five day out-of-school suspension for.......pulling a girl's hair. And the girl hadn't even cared, really.

Said by this troper during a discussion about why Bach's Fugue is played in churchs when the villian plays the organ: #QUOTE# So, even if we see him murder hundreds of people, raze villages to the ground and cheat at cards, it is just to tell the audience that he is a villain? He said, "That sounds about right." HE MISSED THE JOKE!

This troper has recently a class where all students has to submit a paper to pass. Lecturer send us the results with message "Some works are based only on common sense, nonsensical, not supported by any subject literature, full of all kinds of errors and boring".

This troper wrote a story in which a character was charged with "charged with two counts of murder, kidnapping, rape, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, treason, high treason, war crimes, attempted arson, speaking out against the State in a manner calculated to cause civic unrest, illegal possession of a weapon, illegally exiting the country, and tax evasion."

In this troper's school, there was once a teacher called The Terrorist. He used this trope quite a lot, once a month. Before and exam he always said: "In my exams, it is forbidden to bring guns, knives, bombs, and cheat cheats.".

I was playing Nazi Zombies as Nikolia, but before I go on me and my friend like to say things like him. Anyways, I was playing it, then it was after I bought Juggernog (Just in case your wondering, after Nikolia buys Juggernog he says "Reach for Voka Tonight!) After he finished that, I said "Guns, Ammo, Vodka, Okay I'm good."

This Tropette and her sister were playing one of the many FinalFantasy games. After a particularly brutal run (for my character, at least) in a LethalLavaLand, I yelled at my sister, "So you leave me alone to fend off all the monsters while I'm on FIRE, laugh as I fall off the side of a mountain into smoldering pits of lava repeatedly, and then use bad grammar?" I had this trope in mind while I said it.

The list of banned substances at this tropers school reads ''Drugs, alcohol, tobacco, knives or other weapons, and correcting fluid''

Banning your precious White-Out actually makes a bit of sense: kids have been known to distill seemingly innocuous substances like paint and even ''glue'' in school bathrooms to get high off inhaling the fumes. Yes, this can be done with correction fluid. If you can't have eggs, then by god, make your omlette using an egg substitute.

On one forum, someone criticize PETA for "Killing animals, Faking propaganda, and charge too much for monthly fee." and for this reason he quited PETA.

A dream I had contained this. I told a classmate that I didn't like *some internet video that existed in the dream* because *first thing*, *second thing*, and they called Cats "Catz". Can't remember the first and seond ones, only that they were much worse mistakes.

I once said "Does it look like I give a '''goddamn''' rat's '''fucking''' '''''rear end!?'''''

This troper recently posted a music video to an online forum and warned that it contained 'blood, torture, and Pete Crane strutting around in a ridiculous outfit like some unholy cross between David Tennant, Adam Lambert and Chris Corner.'

This Troper has a humorous tendency to get enraged by the least of the villain's evil deeds in video games. For example, here's what I said in {{Borderlands}}, just as I returned with my friend to the Arid Badlands: #QUOTE# ''Troper'' Awright, Claptrap. You've resurrected Knoxx twice and wouldn't let him die in peace, put countless bandits into a FateWorseThanDeath, terrorized the most peaceful place on Pandora, and are going to kill off every human you can find, and-WHOA! YOU JUST SHOT MARCUS! THAT DOES IT, YOU EAR-WORMING C3PO BOX, I AM GOING TO RAMONE YOU WITH A SHOTGUN REVOLVER!

Please note that this does not mean I don't care about any of the former-it's the latter that drove me over the edge.

Logan (Use this online often)was watching a play based on a true story of an abusive relationship. After the play, he was asked by the actress what he'd do about the abusive boyfriend. His answer? "Call the police, Call a Mental Hospital-" Funny, but in context makes sense, "And call his mom."... Yeah, my fellow troper got a field day out of this and I didn't even do it on purpose.

On a comic book movie site, some fan was crying Forever over Marvel recasting Terrance Howard and Norton, and........putting a Foo Fighters song in Thor.

Taken from a video comment I found: #QUOTE# [White supremacists] are paranoid, immature, have looser ties to reality than even myself (in itself a major effort) and [thei]r first-person shooters suck ass.

In a comic this troper is writing, after the villain asks "Why do you think I'm so bad?" the hero responds, "Three reasons. One: You killed my friends. Two: You destroyed my hometown. And three: YOU STILL NEVER GAVE ME BACK THAT FIVE BUCKS YOU BORROWED FROM ME IN THIRD GRADE!"

This troper looked at the weather report for her area: Severe T-Storm Warning, Damaging Hail Warning, Tornado Watch, and High Pollen Alert.

In an original fiction, one kid named David points out the assholish things his "friend" has done to himself and the others, which includes laughing at one friend after he'd taken a basketball to the groin, chased her friend Ravenwas sending a note from [[GenreSavvy the principle to her parents]], turned down Aaron after he asked her to the school dance and then called him a {{shota}}, and instigated a group of bullies once called David "pretty boy".

A man in Stjørdal, Norway was recently arrested for drunk driving, violence and pouring syrup on the keyboard of an ATM.

In a computer class at school today, me and my friend were discussing this really annoying guy (he will be referred to as Kyle, though that is not his real name). Kyle is on the sports team and is a valuable player, so he thinks the world should be handed to him on a silver platter. He slacks off in class but still believes he'll graduate, gets mad at people for no reason, etc. I mentioned that "Kyle would be a pretty nice guy if he didn't think the world revolved around him, bully everyone who didn't respect him, and have a bleached mullet."

I recently started reading the horrible FanFic ''Diamond Pokemon''. The first chapter has rape and pedophilia and bestiality, but the thing that bugged me most is that the author gave a Piplup a penis.