On the Funny.RiffTrax page: "Its filled with Skittles!" #QUOTE# "Its filled with Skitties!"

(On a 20-oz. bottle of soda) '''Warning: Cap May Blow Off'''#QUOTE#'''Warning: Cats May Blow Up'''

(Magazine ad) Birthday Parties#QUOTE#Birthday Pants

This troper just misread Birthday Parties as Birthday Panties.

LET'S CELEBRATE!

LET'S CEREBRATE!

when reading Girl Genius, I misread the advert for "Paradigm Shift: Get ready to run" as "Paradigm Shift: Get ready to strip"

This troper can't help but misread "RobinHood: Prince of Thieves" as "Robin Hood: ''{{Prince of Tennis}}''".

I didn't misread this, my sister did, but anyways she misread Authentic Chinese dishes as authentic Chinese diabetes.

I just misread "Authentic Chinese dishes" as "Autistic Chinese dishes".

I volunteer in a hospital, and I was walking past a door that said "Block power room" I read it as "Black people room" and for a second thought I was in a segregated hospital.

I ''just'' misread that as 'black power room'.

"Bloodhound" #QUOTE# "Hellhound" (in an AIM discussion of dog breeds)

When this troper was very small, she confused the words "prosecuted" and "executed," and thought that the warning signs meant a truly dire fate for shoplifters.

Same here, but for "prosecuted"#QUOTE#"persecuted"

I once read a short story where a gossip columist actually had 'Trespassers will be persecuted' on a sign outside her house.

Same here, but for "prosecuted"#QUOTE#"prostituted." Yeah, that one got corrected real fast.

"We keep prices low by buying smart and prosecuting shoplifters." Pimp out dat stealin' ho, playas.

"Prosecutors will be violated"

Were you reading a warning sign or PhoenixWright slash?

I actually thought of PW slash after I misread a safety advertisement as "20% of drink driving prosecutors happen the morning after." I wondered what it was the morning after from, before realising the word was prosecutions.

Proving my political bias: Bush attempted to bluster - ''no, that says bolster'' - his case that success in Iraq is central to combating terrorism worldwide

"'''Air Jews'''" Oh, sorry, Jaws.

AintNoRule that says a Hebrew person can't play basketball...except maybe if they're Orthodox and it's between Friday and Saturday night. Or something.

"How about this leaflet, 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends?'" (This troper, who misread it in the first place is Jewish himself.)

I was reading out a text book for school, and it said, "French protestants populated the colony." Naturally, I read protestant as prostitute... and said it out loud.

Don't worry, I just did exactly the same thing reading that example.

This troper thought it said "French Protagonists".

This troper's sister. '' 'fans throwing things up on stage' '' "Fans - oh. I missed the 'things'."

This troper often rushes her writing, and once when she reread something she wrote, two words were so close together that...well...at first she thought she had written 'bitch' subconsciously. Sadly, she does not remember the two words.

This troper's done that as well. Late one night someone called my apartment with a message for one of my roommates. I scribbled the note on the whiteboard and went back to bed, only to be woken an hour later with cries of "What's a "''photos rupler''"? The word was, in fact, "''photographer''". Sadly, my handwriting has only devolved further since I started typing far more than I write...

A fellow player in this troper's ''{{Exalted}}'' game has similar problems. This player helped him reconstruct a lost character sheet--and ever since, there has been a running gag about "Ax Body Technique."

This troper, upon rereading notes for history class, encountered a word he couldn't quite make out. "Kinop"? "Kinep"? "Kmep"? Using context, he eventually figured out the word was... "kings".

'Dad's Special Mix' #QUOTE# 'Dad's '''Suicidal''' Mix'. In my defense, I was half-asleep anyway.

On a condom box: "Ultra Ribbed," read as "Ultra Riblet"... Oh dear.

This troper thought, "Ultra Ribbit?"

On the MaleGaze page: Wrestling is, of course, Wrestling.

Generally, the 'wrestling' is the coital part.

On an orange juice box: "Fruit bats may float to the bottom." Actually '''Fruit bits'''.

BATTY! NO!

Space Bat! NO!

While walking down the halls in her dorm, this troper jerked to a stop when she saw someone's white board read, '''"The Poultry Slam was Awesome!"''' Actually, it was the ''Poetry'' slam. Phew. No chickens were harmed in the writing of this example.

Poultry Slam sounds like a special at a fast food joint.

This troper once managed to completely misread a road sign ("Ironbridge" as "Heathrow", if you're curious). How, you ask?

This troper saw a sign a sign for ''Gift Penis'' in a card shop. On second glance, it was ''Gift Pens''

This troper makes that mistake all the time.

As does this one, with the "Singing Pens" that were at his work for a while. He's also read "Mailmate shredder" as "manure shredder."

Update: He also read "Vocazo chair" (whee, Staples brand names) as "{{Vocaloid}} chair".

Miles Grover of Thinkin-Lincoln.com has this to say: So there was an article on Digg with the headline "Top 25 Killer Apps of All Time" but I totally read it as "Top 25 Killer ''Apes'' of All Time" and so you can imagine my intense disappointment when I realized my error and it was just some dumb computer stuff.

My dad had the ultimate one: he managed to read "Beauty Salon" as "Identity Sausage".

This troper and his sister were one really saddened to learn that the Steve Miller band never recorded ''Take the monkey and run''.

This troper read the book title ''How Nanita Learned To Make Flan'' as ''How Narnia Learned To Make Flan''. She'd actually rather read the latter.

When this troper was very young and just learning to read, she thought that sign in the swimming pool changing room said "Please Shower Before Entertaining The Pool."

Bow chicka wow wow.

On Saturday mornings, a movie theater near this troper runs FREE FAMILY FUCKS...er...FLICKS.

This troper has seen a billboard saying something along the lines of 'HAVE A GREAT FLICK TONIGHT' with the font making the L and I blend together even more, so he suspects this is often an intentional way of GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

CLINT EASTWOOD is another variation on this one.

On a package of toilet paper: "12 Big Rolls" became "12 Rick Rolls". Spending too much time on the internet does that to you.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

I had a note telling me to call Glenn Digman. I called and asked for Glenn {{Digimon}}.

In a Grade 8 Science Textbook: "Single-Celled Organisms" became "Single-Celled Orgasms". The class became a roiling mass of laughter for about 20 minutes.

This was a regular occurence in my Year 8 and 9 (ages 12-13 and 13-14 respectively), especially as our teacher would not stop saying the word organism. Yeah... that was fun.

That's why everyone in my year 10 biology class always read slowly when asked to read out loud. Oddly, I've also done the reverse while reading my psychology textbook since my brain always assumed every time "orgasm" appeared in a textbook it must've been "organism".

A Year 7 (not sure what the American equivalent is, but it's 11-12-year-old pupils) science class on human reproductive biology had this absolute ''gem'' (not from me, I might add)- the teacher was going over what we'd learned, explained menstruation, and one member of the class piped up, "I thought that was masturbation!" I can't remember how much hilarity ensued in total, but I spotted it...

Your ''teacher'' experienced menstruation, or your ''class'' experienced menstruation? ...Never Mind.

Once my drama teacher had a moment like this. He quickly realized the line was "chocolate ripples" not "chocolate nipples". Of course the entire production was beside themselves with laughter.

On a Hot Pocket sleeve: "CAUTION: Filling will be hot" as "CAUTION: Filled with hot beef." This troper and his sister found it inexplicably amusing.

I misread this as "This troper and his hot sister found it inexplicably amusing." That is because hot was right above the space between his and sister. And I, as well as you two (filled with hot beef is a IfYouKnowWhatIMean phrase) have dirty minds.

I keep seeing "WARNING: Product may be hot. Wait two minutes" as "WARNING: Product may not wait two minutes".

This troper once e-mailed a funny video he made to his grandparents. They replied with, "You must of had a ball with this! Thanks for showing us!" What he read was, "You have some real balls sending this to us!" Since then, this troper's been insecure.

This troper recently bewildered her parents by asking them what James Bond was doing with "the Queen's Lace." Turns out that the upcoming movie is actually called "the Quantum of Solace."

On TV Tropes Itself- on the HiveMindTestimonial page, an example for a vaccine for an STD. "Thus, the ads air to reach patients who won't be getting the info from their politically pressured doctors, and hopefully influence public policy." Thank ''God'' it isn't really "... influence pubic policy."

This troper read that as "Thus, the AIDS air to reach patients..." (Not sure if "air" was a verb or a noun.) On this very wiki, he read , the picture caption at the top of, fittingly, the AccidentalInnuendo page as "A horse? Well, I should say ''so''!"

This Troper once read 'free valve replacement' (in the window of a bath shop) as 'free wolves replaced'. Hey, it's not ''too'' far off. Also, during a particular Chemistry unit, she kept misreading 'amine' as 'anime'. This misreading paid off when that typo ''actually appeared''. I never knew animes were named in accordance with IUPAC rules...

One computer user was terrified due to reading "It is '''not''' safe to turn off your computer." The user was instructed by tech support to read off each letter in order. Of course, it really said "now".

At the restaurant this troper works at, we recently started serving Mac 'n Cheese, but only on the Junior menu. This shows up on our computer system as JR MACNCHS. I keep reading it as "John [=McCain=]."

Um, that would be a ''senior'' mac'n'cheese.

This troper can't look at a poster for ''Knocked Up'', with the tagline "What if this guy got you pregnant?", without reading it as "What if you got this guy pregnant?".

This troper does this about five times a day but for the life of him Cannot. Remember. A. Single. One. Also, why is it always dirty?

Because FreudWasRight?

After a long, tiring day at work, a bag of dog food labeled "Special Mix" somehow became "Suicidal Mix". ''Not'' the best thing to feed your pets...

On a white board "Welcome to Science Three!" turned in my head into "Welcome to the Science Tree!"

I read "Science Three" as "Science Tree" ''before I read that you did too''.

Reading the back of a water bottle and not focusing lead to seeing 'purified water' as 'perverted water'.

And just now when I turned on my web browser, "Obama arrested for eating rare iguana"... oh. It says "Couple arrested for eating rare iguana".

Another one! Ronin#QUOTE# Rotom

Grotle#QUOTE# Glalie on the Pokemon character sheet. Making it better, Grotle was being listed as a MightyGlacier. IncrediblyLamePun ahoy.

FacePalming#QUOTE# Force Palming

While watching a video of a FireEmblem battle: Bolting#QUOTE# Bullfrog. How did I get that?

{{Blondie}}#QUOTE# {{Bionicle}}

Rotated#QUOTE# Retarded, off the {{DeviantART}} main page.

Harp#QUOTE# help, again from an IM convo.

Cascading effect#QUOTE# CoconutEffect

CardinalWolsey#QUOTE# Canon Wesley

Chocolate Moos#QUOTE# Chocolate Moes

RacistGrandma right above RadishCure leads to#QUOTE# Racist Cure

WhatYouAreInTheDark#QUOTE# What Are You In The Dark. Proverb or not, I still think it sounds better as a question.

Venezuela#QUOTE# Vuvuzuela

When a fan of ''Wicked'' advertised their fandom in a signature banner written in a flowing cursive font, this troper kept reading it as ''Pickled.''

This troper was once walking with a group of friends, when he spotted a flier hanging on a lightpost. The flier was advertising a job, the main part saying "HAVE A GOOD TIME, TRAVEL, MAKE GOOD MONEY". However, due to the poor spacing of the words as well as the use of all capitals, I read "TIME TRAVEL". Cue this surprised troper yelling "Holy shit!" and making a run for the poster, mistaking it as a news bulletin about the invention of time travel.

A poster on a forum of which this troper is a member once started a thread titled something to the effect of, "I've got no place to stick my disk." He was talking about computer equipment. A lot of people thought he meant a far more...''personal'' problem.

One of my friends has rather dubious handwriting. While examining his D&D character sheet, I found that the way he wrote his base land speed (30 ft.) looked remarkably like "joel," so now whenever the party is traveling on foot, we move "at the speed of Joel."

I confused pubic hair with public hair.

Me too!

Me three, for the longest time.

This troper always reads "public" as "pubic". Whoops.

This troper also does that, especially when reading about content in the public domain.

At an airport: "Those carrying banned items face removal." Unfortunately, this troper skimmed the sign and only saw "face removal", read it as ''getting one's face removed''. Thankfully, logic got her to do a double-take and read the sign properly.

When the Pavi travels by air.

Similarly, in a headline on aol.com: 5 Vitamins That Will Take Years Off Your Face -> 5 Vitamins That Will ''Take Off Your Face''

GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!

Interesting. I have just misread that phrase the same way.

I read it as "5 Vitamins That Will Take ''Tears'' Off Your Face".

On the main TroperTales index, HandOrObjectUnderwear is followed by HandsGoDown. This troper sees HandsGoDownUnderwear ''every time she skims the list''.

While reading her horoscope, this troper read "You feel like you're in a pressure cooker.However..." as "You feel like you're a professional Hooker"

This troper has to wonder what the library was thinking when they reinforced the spine of "Heroic Horses" and covered up the H in "Heroic". She can't help but giggle every time she sees that cover.

While looking for something in the basement, this troper wondered why we'd have a box labeled "Crystal Clear Celery". As it turns out, it was crystal clear ''cutlery'', as in clear plastic silverware. And then there was the time when he saw a flier for his college's newspaper looking for "controversial columnists". His mind processed it properly, but then when he said it out loud to the person next to him, it came out as "controversial ''communists''".

These are very common in the chat for this troper's Livejournal roleplay. Some notable examples saved on the wiki include: "bolts" -> "lolis"; "A giant cockroach ran into his room" -> "A giant cock ran into his room"; "flying truck" -> "flying fuck". Our minds aren't in the gutter ''all'' the time, really.

In a chemistry lesson: "What's a charge onion?" (He'd made some notes the previous lesson, and there wasn't quite enough space in "charge on ion...")

Before the 2008 presidential election, and for a while afterwards, this troper kept reading the word "Pain" as "Palin", most notably in an ad for a local dentist, which read "GOT PAIN?".

This troper had clearly spent too much time on the Internet. My friend, playing Pikmin, prepared to enter the "Hole of Beasts." My mind managed to read it as "Hole of Breasts."

Also: "Nick, could you pass me the colored peni- ...er, pencils?"

This troper manages to repeatedly and unfortunately misread "enunciate" and the similar as "enucleate". Hint-- while public speaking, it is good to enunciate. It is never, ''ever'' good to get up in front of a crowd and enucleate, unless you are an eye doctor.

This troper was on a road trip and was looking at signs to pass the time. She was bored and about to fall asleep when she saw a sign that read Meat Dimension Homes... er, make that New Dimension Homes.

And on a related note, while playing {{Persona 4}}, she accidentally misread "Null Rage" as "Nerd Rage". Best. Skill. Ever.

This troper just read that as "Dull Rage". Does that have anything to do with DullSurprise?

While shopping at Borders, this troper saw a sign above a display of books that ominously read "DEAD AVALANCHE WINTER". As it turned out, it was actually "READ AWAY THE WINTER".

This troper just spent several minutes puzzling over a heading on a website. "Why do we need advice on AVOIDING FREUD?" Turns out it was, of course, AVOIDING FRAUD.

I could do with some advice on avoiding Freud. He's ''everywhere''.

On the NowYouTellMe page, this troper keeps reading "shrink wrap contracts" as "shrink wrap contacts"

This troper spent like thirty seconds trying to figure out why the above troper typed "shrink wrap contracts" twice.

Ditto. And the second time I read both without the r...

This troper just glanced at the featured videos on the myspace homepage and conflated the two separate titles "WWE: Edge vs. John Cena" and "Cute Baby Civet" into "WWE: Edge vs. Cute Baby Civet". A match animal lovers everywhere probably wouldn't be happy about, unless of course he was actually fighting a human who just happens to have the least threatening wrestling name ever.

This EGS strip- ''every single time'' I check back on the site, I read one of the lines there as "Based on my understanding of goth magic..."

This Troper used to think that "To Let" signs on houses that were, well, to let, actually said "Toilet".

This troper misread ''his own comment'' on ShipToShipCombatDiscussion: #QUOTE# "Rei/Shinji shipper in the house." -> "Rei/Shinji stripper in the house."

"I can't pick any flowers" as "I can't pick my flavor."

"What do you do when you're feeling angry? I lock myself in my room" -> "What do you do when you're feeling angry? I touch myself in my room." The best part was I was reading aloud in front of the class at the time.

This troper, when reading about the movie ''Flubber'', cannot help but read "Weebo" (the name of the professor's robot) as "Weeaboo". Which then gives her plotbunnies about a rewrite of the film, only with a GratuitousJapanese spouting {{Loli}} RobotGirl...

This troper has a bad habit of misreading "tights", as in, "get into Jareth's tights", as "thighs". GET AWAY FROM DAVID BOWIE'S THIGHS, YOU BEAST!

The first time this troper read ''Eragon'' she was rendered unable to take it seriously after accidentally reading a line about "the dwarf polishing his war axe" as "the dwarf polishing his ear wax".

''Edward took advantage of the fact that Bella was momentarily stunned'' etc. became ''Edward took advantage of the fact that Bella was monumentally stupid'' etc. That was a good read, at first.

This troper initially misread the the spell "Expelliarmus as "Expellidermus", and ''kept misreading it as such until sometime in the third or fourth book.''

This troper had once seen a box sitting at the front of my history class I read as "bondages" with a triangle symbol on it. I never decided to find out what it was before it was gone. In my defense, I'm probably near-sighted and need glasses.

It was probably "bandages", although I'm not sure why a box of those would be sitting in a history class unless you were re-enacting the Civil War or something...

This troper just saw a picture of the exterior of Mickey's PhilharMagic at Walt Disney World and did a double take because she thought it said "PhallicMagic".

In the beginning of this article: "killer androids, supercomputers, sentient AI jets, replicants, etc." somehow became "killer androids, supercomputers, sentient AI jets, republicans, etc".

This troper does that ''constantly'' but most stupidly, once read her own user name on DeviantArt as 'Laughing-poolz' instead of 'Larten-roolz'. I ''still'' don't know how I made that mistake.

Walking under the sign to a clothing store, this troper looked up momentarily and wondered "who the heck would name their store Awful?". It was actually AWOL - The O kind of looked like a U from where I was standing and I guess I mentally added the F.

This troper just had a very disturbing one. I misread "''ZeroWing'' is one of the most downloaded games on emulation sites" as "''ZeroWing'' is one of the most downloaded games on emasculation sites", and rather than rereading the sentence to figure out what was wrong with that picture, immediately let my mind go as to how Zero Wing would... appeal to those who are fond of castration. Aaaagh.

All your balls are belong to us?

Looking at the movie reviews on The A.V. Club: ''My Life In Ruins'' #QUOTE# ''My Life In Bruins''. I'm not sure if the latter movie would be a biographical film from the perspective of a player on the Boston hockey team, or about er, living inside of several brown bears?

A movie about the UCLA Bruins would probably be a lot better then ''My Life in Ruins''.

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by WildMassGuessing?

This troper repeatedly misread the word "calamities" as "catamites". Unfortunately, today it was on the cover of a book titled "The Book of Calamities", which just sounds like some kind of pederastic Page-A-Day calendar misread that way. Agh. Jeez.

Also, "extra poignancy points" at OneWomanWail became "extra pregnancy points".

"doomed by non-canon" became doomed by non-con".

From ContractualPurity, referring to a nude scene by Molly Ringwald: "However, the film wasn't really memorable, and she hadn't been a teenager for over a decade at that point, so the nipples weren't minor." Well, you've got a-- no, pardon me, "the ripples were minor."

From TookTheBadFilmSeriously: "sent [the producers] an angry memo" #QUOTE# "sent one angry homo". Well, that's one way to get the job done.

And I managed to not only mishear and misremember, but also misread the line (from the Dear Prudence medley, fading out) from ''AcrossTheUniverse'', "Our voice is our strength". It's shouted by a protester through a megaphone, and every time I hear/think/read "My voice gives me The Abridged Series}} super strength!"

From BodyHorror: "Another who gets a severe case of acne (severe meaning '''softball-sized tits''')" Of course, it was softball-sized ''zits''.

In our local newspaper: "Helping veterans fight demons" became "Veterans help fight demons". Not that huge of a misreading, but considering it was a fairly straightforward article on reintigrating into civilian life with serious PTSD, and the latter appears to be a recipe for an UrbanFantasy novel, it's... certainly different.

"Jesus touched my wife." Well, isn't that interesting. *closer look* "Ah. ''Life''."

On a similar note, I read "Jeez this is so hard." as "Jesus is so hard." Interesting indeed.

For the longest time, I read "convoluted" as "convoulted" and "myriad" as "myraid". I didn't get it right until someone actually said the words.

SteelKomodo, walking down a Southampton street while on holiday with the family, passes by a shop. The sign says something about ''insurance''. However, the troper, boiling under the sun and dying for a drink, reads it as '''''Fanservice'''''. Thankfully, he keeps his mouth shut.

All Brand Names In Stock #QUOTE# AynRand Names In Stock (it was a banner ad that was flashing pretty quickly).

"I got like three hours of sleep." #QUOTE# "I got like tree rash." I don't even want to know how.

On a sign for a hair salon: Hair Place One #QUOTE# Hairforce One. I thought I'd finally seen a punny name for a salon I could get behind, especially if the decor was airplane-themed, presidential-themed, or both. It also would make a good name for a tongue-in-cheek hair metal revival band, or some sort of superhero team where everyone's powers came from their AnimeHair.

In the middle of a spam post: Watchmenaked #QUOTE#{{Watchmen}} Naked

Ooh! Ozymandias! We want to see Ozymandias!

Ditto. Even though he was the villian, he was the hottest part of the movie for me.

The Ballad of Reading Gaol -> The Ballad of the Reading Gael. (An Irish person who can read is a ballad worthy subject? What? )

Well, it is Oscar Wilde. He did read rather a lot.

Deadlines. Desire. Deception. #QUOTE# Deadlines. Desire. Decepticons. In a subway ad for a series of mystery novels whose heroine is evidently a news reporter. I just ended up thinking about how awesome said novels would have been if they did somehow involve {{Transformers}}.

This troper saw that third one as {{Inception}}.

This Tropian just read "How about a kiss, for luck?" as "How about a kiss, or fuck?" I think I prefer the latter.

This Troper read your statement as "This Trojan just read..."

A different version: this troper just read "Bush corpse 'may be missing Chinese man'" on the logout page for his email account. It took him a few seconds to get it straight and realise:

No, George W. Bush didn't fake his death and replace his corpse with a Chinese man's, and

No, Bush didn't ''kill'' a Chinese man.

Emblazoned on a truck at a free Green Festival: "Vehicle Powered By Biomass" #QUOTE# "Vehicle Powered By Badass". The latter would make for an awesome bumper sticker.

A friend once posted about seeing the headline "Top Officials Arrested For Trying To Resurrect Saddam Party", missing the last word of that sentence, and therefor picturing them trying to create some kind of Saddam Hussein zombie.

I'm calling it now, that's going to be the next "cloning Hitler".

Probably proof that I'm on here too much: I saw a girl on the subway, and from the side I was almost sure her shirt said "Troper" in hot pink writing... It was actually "trop bien" ("too good" in French).

This troper once read the name on the side of a workout bike, which was Cybrex, as Cybersex.

You see that ''Dogs of the Sea'' ad that sometimes pops up on the left and says "Be a pirate"? This troper, just now, read it as "Bra Pirate." Fuck me.

In the window of a Chiropractor's Office: Disc Injuries -> ''Disco'' Injuries. Could also be considered as AGoodNameForARockBand.

Similarly, Soviet Jews became Soviet Jesus, also AGoodNameForARockBand.

While looking at a menu, this troper saw a description that appeared to contain the words "cannibalized onions". She had to look at it for a few seconds before realizing that it actually said "''caramelized'' onions".

Earlier, I read "Last Battle"(the official name for the final boss music in CaveStory) as "Last Beldum".

Which this troper just read as "Last Belgium."

I went to university in Appalachian Ohio, a region that has mines and little streams all over the place. While I was living there, the county was having big trouble with acid runoff and other nasty things from said mines ending up in said little streams. One of the worst was one Sunday Creek. I don't remember the exact wording of the headline in the paper I read, it was something like "Study finds mine run-off major cause of Sunday Creek pollution". Aside from being one of those "no! really?" conclusions (the water had somehow magically turned bright orange and started to smell like ass), it was sort of disappointing. I was sure I had read "Study finds mimes pollute Sunday Creek, run off".

This Troper just read Instant Waking Skills as Instant Wanking Skillls, cue much facepalming, and then there was that incident that left me wondering why the flier I had just been handed was asking me to contact Daniel Jackson, turns out it was someone named David Jackson...

Not so much misreading as 'totally misunderstanding'. When I first heard the quote "Soylent Green Is People" I thought it was a corporate slogan. You know, "A personal company", "A company that understands you." that sort of thing.

Wouldn't this go better in TroperTales/CompletelyMissingThePoint?

Rock/Pop -> {{Robocop}}. Which caused me to wonder what a musical genre somehow based on those movies would be like.

Since there is no "ISawThatAs" for pictures, this troper would like to post here that he tried to figure out whether the picture on the PlayingToTheFetishes article was a really fucked-up bulldog's face or a cat doing Goatse before realizing it was a woman in a fur coat with her arms tied behind her back. In his defense he was not wearing his contacts at the time.

You are not alone. Though this troper saw it more a a mass of white.

I recently bought ''My Sims Agents'' for the Wii. Included in the box is a booklet that tells about other EA games on the Wii. One such game is ''FIFA Soccer 10''. It primarily promotes teaming up with friends, ending with a sentence that I read as "The more friends that play, the higher the parental bonus!" The real word was "potential", but y'know...

I'm on a dating site that lists percentages for "Friend" and "Enemy" on other people's profiles, depending upon whether or not you've taken the same surveys and answered certain questions the same or different ways. The first time I noticed this, I thought it was rating the girl in question as 85% ''Finland'' and 0% ''Germany''.

A friend reading a newspaper read "Palestinian dies in accident". Actually a "pedestrian".

On the MismatchedEyes page, I looked at the caption and read it as "100% guaranteed not to run around...desu." Then I looked again and saw it was "aground" instead.

"Only Robots Have Sex Slaves" -- pardon? Oh, you mean GiantRobotHandsSaveLives. Also, "Where Pros Buy From The Pros" #QUOTE# "Where The Pros Get Their Hos".

Message on the nursery/garden center's big outdoor sign: MARIE OSMOND HANDBAGS ARE HERE. Message I read when I glanced at the nursery/garden center's big outdoor sign as I drove past: MARIE OSMOND HEADBANGS HERE.

This troper once saw a magazine called "Pursuits" and proceeded to regard it suspiciously for several minutes until realizing it did not, in fact, read "Fursuits."

Handicap Parking Only -> Handicap Purgatory. The wind was irritating my eyes as I traversed the parking lot, but that's still kind of inexplicable.

One time, this troper read "southern dialect" as "southern Dalek"

I[valbinooo] have read "The Athlete's Topical Bible" as "The Atheist's Topical Bible". Even funnier because the book in question was approved by the FCA.

This actually happens to me [original poster] all the time because I read so fast.

I read "tropical bible" both times there.

This Troper once misread Twitter as Sweeney Todd. Talk about making no sense whatsoever!

two recent ones:

Me and my kids made a snowman. -> Me and my kids made a woman.

Phillip Glass - Piano Music -> Phillip Glass - Porno Music

Read that as {{Ponyo}} Music.

Reading a newspaper article: "Griffith applauds project ‘guarantee’; moves to Senate." -> "Griffin applauds project 'guarantee', moves to Seattle."

Also, "Nighttime Driving Tips" -> "Nightmare Driving Tips".

"We Buy Gold!" -> "We Are Cold!" (It was during the winter in a newspaper)

"Climate Kids" -> "I hate kids"

"Smile" -> "Samus"

"Thiokol" -> "Thor Kol" (Probably subconsciously because of the coolness of saying "The Space Shuttle's boosters are built by Thor.")

"After splashdown, Conrad kidded Gordon." -> "After splashdown, Conrad KILLED Gordon." Um, NoJustNo.

"Pitch Hitter" -> "Pinch Hitler".

I just read "LordErrorProne" as "Load Error Phone."

Upon reaching the ShootingSuperman page: -> "When will you learn? Your guns won't work on me!" -> — PrinceOfSpace -> to ->"When will you learn? Your guns won't work on me!" -> — PrinceOfTennis

Tropers/RedWren This troper, for the life of her, could not figure out why you had written PrinceOfTennis twice for a good few moments. And read the second as gums.

This same troper read JusticeSocietyOfAmerica as Justice Society Of Amnesia, and, "Okay, now I'm ticked," as, "Okay, now I'm tickled."

The Gorin Buiding -> The {{Gorn}} Building. I was just thinking it was named after someone with a now-unfortunate surname though...

I thought that read as the ''Groin'' building...

On the ''{{Tekken}} 6'' GameFAQs board, "How did it feel when Alisa first gave you her head?" Just... guess.

This troper's brother: "Gipod Dumpster Rental" -> "Jihad Dumpster Rental".

Her friend: "HI LITER" -> "HITLER".

This troper just read, "To protect your security, some pop-ups have been blocked..." as, "To protect your sanity, some pop-ups have been blocked..."

That actually makes sense.

This troper remembers reading SIXAXIS (The original PS3 controller) as ''SUX-ASSES'' the first time he saw it.

While browsing through used cd's: A Dozen Furies -> A Dozen Furries. A much less intimidating band name, although that ''could'' depend upon who the furries in question are.

Began -> Bacon. DontAsk

There's an ad on this very wiki with a stop sign reading "STOP - READ THIS", which I first read as "STOP READING THIS". Which, depending on how you look at it, would either be something of a LogicBomb, or just TheAdvertisementServer itself warning me about the addictive quality of TV Tropes.

Here is one with some GratuitousSpanish for you. ''Rodentia'' -> Redondita on a MSN conversation. It took my friend more than 20 minutes to get that I wasn't writing about something round.

In someone's facebook status: organized all of my baking equipment -> ''Orgasmed'' all of my baking equipment. FreudWasRight indeed...

This trope caused This Troper to start calling the Cursebringer Angel from ''Game/{{Baroque}}'' "The Cheesebringer Angel."

Which I just further misread as "The Cheeseburger Angel".

I kept reading it as "The Chestburster Angel"...

Peeking at another troper's contributor page: "Wait, why would anyone have something against words that sound alike? Oh, homo''phobes''!"

This troper lives in Reading. It's /very/ easy to confuse reading the gerund verb with Reading the place if printed in all caps.

For the longest time, this troper thought that the road sign "Bridge May Ice In Winter" read "Bridge May '''Be''' Ice In Winter". An interesting transformation, I would say!

In a banner ad: Take Our Psychological Assessment Here! -> Get Your Psychological Asses In Here!

{{Zyxzy}}'s title in the forums: Embrace the mindscrew -> Embrace the microbrew. I took him to be a passionate fan of craft beer, I guess.

During a very boring Linear Algebra class, "vector space" shifted into "vegetable space".

From the same troper: "process control" -> "pressure control" -> "pleasure control"

From the same troper, on an IRC channel: "Quit: excess flood" -> "Quit: excess food".

Again me: "dynamic clustering" -> "dynamic lusting".

An ad for gift cards at Burger King: Buy, Swipe, Eat -> Buy Swine Exit. I was tired, okay?

Trained In Grain -> Trained In Pain. Thus I had the impression that an article about a sandpainter would have, er, rather different subject matter.

This troper was reading the RepoTheGeneticOpera page and she repeatedly read 'Come Up And Try My New Parts' as 'Come Up And Try My New Pants'. Quite funny, really.

I do that /all/ the friggin' time!

I read both of them as "Come Up And Try My New Pants".

Once upon a time, I was [=IMing=] with a good buddy of mine. I typed 'I wish I had a talent like Hugh Laurie does' (SHADDUP, Me engrish bad, me know, me still learn, me no native to America Land, Me want sandwich.) and grew concerned when my friend hadn't replied for fifteen minutes or so. I sent him a nudge, a special technique for tormenting someone, specific to MSN chats, and finally he posted '...I'm sorry, I thought you said you wished you had a twat like Hugh Laurie. I couldn't stop laughing.'

This Troper once read Taisan Bread as Tasian bread. Personally, I have no idea which one I would eat. Also, Alaya Shrine -> Ayala Shrine.

Read that as Taiwan Bread. Mmm, Asian cuisine!

This troper was at a KFC when he spotted a sign on the cash register that read, "contents availible upon request." After a double take I realized it read "condiments availible on request."

http://www.penisland.net/. Let's guess what you read there.

This Troper saw read the TalkingToThemself trope recently. She saw the ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}'' entry and she finds that she reads "Yami Malik" as '''"Rami Malek"'''.

While this editor was playing Elements on Kongregate, I noticed a player in the chat by the name of IMDWalrus. I read it as WMDWalrus, and immediately thought of ways a walrus could be a weapon of mass destruction.

An English teacher of mine once read "prostrate" as "prostate" during a vocab quiz. The class of dirty minds was very amused.

I once read a column online that had the title "Who created hummus?", which became "Who created humans." I ranted for about 20 minutes until I noticed.

This Troper was on the {{Alchemy}} page and read "Book of Lambspring" as "Book of Lampshading."

Same Troper again. This Troper's sister and her were looking at some FireEmblem supports online and were reading them aloud for fun. This Troper was Kieran and really tried to get into the part. All was fine and dandy until that one line where This Troper passionately declared, "A knight distinguishes himself in batter!" It was actually battle. This Troper's sister proceeded to take Kieran for the rest of the support.

A particularly embarassing example was when I was in an R.S. lesson, and we were studying Jesus, and had to read out the interactive whiteboard. Unfortunatly, I was sat at the back, and didn't want to move forward, and at that day, my glasses broke (I'm short sighted). So, it came to my turn to read and the sentence was something like "For that retort, I blah blah blah... etc." I read the sentence okay (I squinted) but instead of saying "retort", I said (quite loudly) "retart". Oopsies.

Another example. I got a text from Orange saying that I had "Money Fund" except that I read it as "Money Feud."

From the Narm/Film page, reading "Vada's habit of singing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" fast when she's upset tends to ruin what are supposed to be emotional moments in My Girl" as "''Vader's'' habit of singing "Do Wah Diddy Diddy"..."

Frozen Fish Sticks to Frozen ''Flesh'' Sticks

This troper read "KFC: It's finger lickin' good" as "KFC: It's friggin' good." Well, it is...

On Awful Library Books, they had a book called "The Healing Clay". I read it as "The Healing Gay", and going by the comments, so did a lot of other people.

This troper seems to be incapable of reading "prev" buttons on some webcomic sites as anything but "perv."

This troper has read the phrase Silly Bands as Sh** ty Bands on several occasions. I have nothing against the things, I swear!

There's a store near me that used to have a sign reading "We Have Silly Bands!". I read that as "We Hate Silly Bands!".

This troper read "Paul's TV - the King of big screens" as "Paul's TV - the Kind of Big Screens". Kind of big? Might not sound appealing to some people...

This troper once saw a sign somewhere that said "New Millennium Foundation Auction" and thought it said "New Millennium Falcon Audition"...

On the way to work, there's a blue sign that has a silhouette of a pelican on it and says "Decks & Docks". every time I see it, however, I read it as "Dicks & Ducks"

When this troper has the closed captions on she always reads "applause" as "applesauce". It was quite confusing at first.

This troper also has a habit of reading "authorized personnel only" as "authentic personnel only"

This troper just read a notice about a "Cookbook Contest" as "Cockblock Contest". It was ... quite surprising to see something like that at a public library.

Pronounciation example? I said FauxYay just now, as "''Fucks Yay''" D:

That would go under FreudianSlip.

This troper saw somethingon the news about "BPA Exposure" as "bra exposure". This troper was also watching a video of a series of Codec calls between Col. Camp and Raiden from MetalGearSolid2, when Colonel said "Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys." She read "bad" as "bald".

When doing a Google search that found some results on Twitter profiles: ''Twitter is a rich source of instantly...'' as ''Twitter is a rich source of insanity...'

Every time I read something that starts with "Beat", I misread it as "Beatle".

"He ordered two pairs of glasses" as "ordered two pairs of ''goatees''."

Just now, I saw a TV commercial that said "Long live your dog." At a quick glance I thought it said "Live young or die."

This troper somehow managed to read "NOOOOO!!! NOT THE TEA!" as "NOOOOO!!! NOT THE FAN!" here.

"defective phone" #QUOTE# "detective phone"

"DWI" #QUOTE# "TDWT"

"Cabbage" #QUOTE# "Celebi" #QUOTE# "Chikorita"

"go directly to jail" #QUOTE# "go Delcatty to jail"

"pancake" #QUOTE# "Pansage"

"invigorates hair" #QUOTE# "impregnates hair"

"droplets" #QUOTE# "topless"

"emberwing" #QUOTE# "embarrassing"

"opinionated" #QUOTE# "onionated"

"square-ish hands" #QUOTE# "squash-ish hands"

"rage in his eyes" #QUOTE# "rape in his eyes"

"pig baby" #QUOTE# "Big Baby"

"please" #QUOTE# "Peeta" (No, I don't need glasses, thank you very much...)

"physically defensive" #QUOTE# "psychically defensive"

"phonograph" #QUOTE# "pornograph(y)"

"helping is its own reward" #QUOTE# "HoistByHisOwnPetard"

"Oregon-style Monopoly" #QUOTE# "Dragon-style Monopoly"

"Ironbridge" as "Heathrow". No, I have no idea how I managed that one. Probably a mix of CloudCuckooLander, being half-asleep and being short sighted.

Also "White Wines" as "Whale Videos".

This troper's mother is the queen of these. And due to the memetic powers these "neologisms" have, they often stay in the family vocabulary.

While browsing through YouTube videos, I saw a video titled "Dude Fails Dunk Over Four Girls" but I thought it said "Dude Falls Over Four Drunk Girls"...

This troper just received an email from his school with the subject line "Sax master David Sanborn and Rockapella on campus." You probably misread it just like I did, but if you didn't, it's pretty obvious.

"Sex master?"

Up until very recently, this troper was absolutely ''convinced'' that the phrase "Pascal's wager" actually said "Pascal's Wagner}} Wagner". Needless to say, when she realized what the phrase actually was, it made a whole lot more sense.

Somehow, I managed to read Sniper as Stripper, Hostage Situation as Bondage Situation, and Frightening as "Firefightening". Now excuse me while I contact my Neurologist...

When reading Naruto 14 in a store, I thought the ending was that Sasuke was a SweetPollyOliver.

Just fired up [=AIM=] and misread "Sign in as invisible" as "Sign in as Jadusable". Bricks were shat.

The Little Mermaid - The Little Hemorrhoid... Yeahhhhhh...

A subversion: This troper thought she was misreading a sign when she read its contents as "Trespassers will be violated." Then she realized that's exactly what it ''did'' say.

Someone on a forum today mentioned roasting chicken. I read it as roasting children.

This Troper is now imagining a bunch of child comedians deprecating each other...

This troper imagined something completely different...

I do this all the time, but I remember most recently, I was reading a friend's status, which read, "a few things that soft drinks make you do: aggravate PMS, make you jittery, cause migraines, form kidney stones..." I didn't see the word stone next to kidney, and I proceeded to drink as much soda as I could.

You wanted to form kidneys?

I was watching a medical show with closed captions, and I read "Pretty much from the clavicles down he can't feel" as "He has pretty clavicles".

Yesterday I got an email about politicians and it mentioned something about "their pay grade." I read it as "their gay parade."

This troper's grandmother is known for this sometimes. Most notably, my mother had gotten fed up with the fact that I had constantly been putting anime pictures as wallpapers on our computer and changing the screensaver to go with it. She eventually changed the background to a nature picture and changed the screen saver to say, "Let the sun shine in." Well, my grandmother, who was sitting at the opposite side of the table that is next to our computer, read it as "Let the sex slide." Let's just say she'll always be reminded of it.

I've got a twofer, here: there's a Sunrise Dental on the way to my school and every day, without fail (or, if you prefer, one big fail) I will read it as 'Surprise Dental', despite knowing, somewhere in my sleep-addled mind, what it really says. "Surprise" and "Dental" are two words that do ''not'' belong together, no matter how tired (or numbed) you are. The second has to do with a church reader board, so the nuttiness may be justified. It originally read "The mailman cometh" as part of some joke that started on the other side. Somehow, I read it as "The Milkman cometh" and promptly busted up laughing. Thank you, {{Psychonauts}} for being awesome even after completion!

While skimming the YourHeadASplode page: Huh. Grand Theft Hospital. {{Beat}}. Wait, what?

{{RazerwindI}} guess fandom warps your mind. I've seen Human trafficking #QUOTE# Transmutation and Amerasian #QUOTE#Amestrian.

When Professor Oak told me I looked dependable enough to receive a Pokedex, I thought he said I looked expendable.

I've always thought that was his true reasoning anyway, without having ever misread it.

Large banner on the front of a bar: ANGELIC LAYER Actually said: AMERICAN LAGER

There is an advert for MacDonalds on my way home. It says ''"I Can't Wait to Wake Up To McMuffins"''. IReadThatAs ''"I Can't Wait to Wake Up To {{MacGuffin}}s"''

I just read DanBrowned as BenDrowned. Ack.

Another, at the airport: Terminal A #QUOTE# Termina. Seeing a pattern here...

I once misread the label of a pack of tamarind soup mix as nightly Christmas masses. It makes sense in Filipino, I swear.

Scrolling through the listings on my dad's satellite TV, I came across a listing for a show called "Ebay Riches!" (Yes, with the exclamation point) IReadThatAs "Ebay Bitches!"

I've been reading Ford Prefect as Ford Perfect for entirely the first book of the Hitchhiker's series! Ditto with Zaphod ''Beedlebrox''! Not ''Beeblebrox''!

This Troper read "Rent Textbooks, Save Money." as "Rent Textbooks, Save Mommy."

This Troper misread "no smoking" as "no smocks".

This troper saw an ad for a company named [=VanService=] (which rents vans) and instantly parsed it as Fan Service.

I was looking at an online dating site that stated one of the benefits of a paid membership was showing that you were "serious about meeting like minded people". Somehow I initially parsed that as being serious about meeting "like, murdered people".

To avoid {{Squick}}, I always read {{Yaoi}} as {{Yuri}}.

This troper once bought a PC from a local store, which used an ASUS motherboard and came with a "powered by ASUS" sticker on its case. Many people misread it as "Powered by Jesus".

And I just read that misreading as "Powdered by Jesus". xD

This troper misread Insector Haga as Ins''p''ector Haga.

I once managed to read "No preservatives" as "forge-able". No idea how that happened. It was on the packaging for a cookie.

I read "getting involved in his plans" on ChronoCrusade as getting "gettings involved in his pants".

On my internet home page, it said "Recipe: Hawaiian Mini Pizzas." What I read: "Hawaiian ''Mike Piazzas''". Cue me falling down laughing picturing the former catcher in a flowery shirt, lei, and ukelele.

When I read the Wikipedia page on Umeå, I accidentally read "The city of birches" as "The city of bitches".

Two recent ones: A game called "The Witch's Prison" -> "The Witch's Pension"; manhwa title ''Cactus And Radio'' as ''Catbus and Radio'' (Imagine, Kittenbus goes on a trip down the wires to see where the music comes from!).

This troper, who is currently playing Trials and Tribulations, just read "Armstrong's Secret" as "Armstrong's Scent". The scary thing is... it almost makes sense in context.

A man in my Pokemon game said something like "I can't show my face to my wife and kids now" after I had defeated him. At first, that looked like "''shave'' my face".

This one only works in Norwegian, but it's too good not to share... I once read "Husholdningssaft"(a type of juice) as "Huffamegsalat"(can be translated as "oh my gosh-lettuce"). I don't know either.

Another Norwegian one: My brother read "Eldres hus"(literally, "elderly people's house") as "Elendig hus"(terrible house).

I recently read "FriendToAllChildren" as "Friend To All Chicken". xD

When a cow snapping over friend to all chiken XD?

A Hetalia sub had what first looked like "before a snail starts and wrecks our body temperature". I thought "huh"... but then I saw they actually said a "squall".

This troper's sister once misread "Toronto Dominion Building" (a bank downtown) as "Toronto Domination Building". In DOWNTOWN VANCOUVER. If it actually did say that, it would have been violently vandalized by now, due to the local extreme dislike of the other city.

"Go get some sleep"-"Go get some sheep". Hm.

"Excitement" as "excrement". Ew.

"Stain" as "Stalin". What.

"Stop haunting me" as "Stop humping me".

On several different occasions, I've misread the cover of TheGreatGatsby. The first time was the title, as one might expect, and then Fitzgerald's name. The result never fails to elicit a giggle from me; honestly, who ''wouldn't'' want to read F. Scoot Fitzgerald's classic, The Great Gassby?

Over the course of GhostTrick, this troper made plenty of stupid reading mistakes, but none was more thought provoking than reading Ray's name as "Raz". I see an epic {{crossover}} in my future...

The Dropkick Murphys have a song called "Sunday Hardcore Matinee", which I never fail to misread as "Sunday Hardcore Manatee".

When I saw the logo for the site "Love gives me hope", I first read it as "1337 gives me hope". (yes, "1337" as a number.)

Part of a facebook ad: Get half off of Nail, Salon the rest of the sentence continuing on the next line-> Get half off, Hail Satan. Yeah, TheDevil is advertising on facebook now, and he's having a half off sale.

Pansage as "Pancake".

When reading a handwritten form filled out by a military man, several of my coworkers and I misread the given rank of Lieutenant Colonel as "Lieutenant (done)".

I read something about "recommended {{hentai}}" at a shop window, and instantly went "...wait, what?". Then I saw it was actually "recommended rents".

I can't be the only one who read the caption on What Happened to the Mouse's page image as "Oh, there you are, Perry" can I?

A headline I saw online somewhere: Intimate pictures of Christina found -> ''Infinite'' pictures of Christina found. Since it was accompanied by a picture of ChristinaAguilera, I imagined someone found a never-ending roll of film that was full of pictures of her.

I was reading the newspaper the other day, and I managed to read the word 'restaurant' as 'arrest warrant'. I think I've been reading too many murder mysteries.

The subject line to some spam I recently recieved: Need Medigap?‏ -> Need Magikarp?. The weird thing is I'm not even particularly a Pokemon fan, and chiefly know what magikarp is due to MagikarpPower.

This she-Troper usually flickers through conspiracy theory websites for refreshing doses of crazy and open-mindedness to the point where brains fall out. On one such an occassion concerning 2012 premonitions, said she-Troper read the title heading for an article as "Cosmic Awakening of Infinite Awesomeness" instead of "Cosmic Awakening of Infinite Awareness"

"Given the material..." -> "Gwen the material..."

A friend of this troper's wore a shirt reading "I love Paris." Another friend misread it as "I love Penis."

A friend once misread "Shiitake" as "Shitcake".

You know where it says "Find Friends" on Facebook? I just read that as "Final Friends".

I once read "Prevo" (as in- pre-evolution) as "Perv". Hehehee.

Canadian politicians trying to curry favours with minorities -> Canadian politicians trying to curry favours with moustaches.

''Frostsabre.'' "DANCE FLICK" in all caps in a movie directory. Try hard not to read it as "DANCE FUCK."

"Epic remix" -> "Eric [Cartman] remix"

"Beaten to a pulp" -> "Beaten to a Piplup"

This happens to this troper a lot:

"Evacuation route" -> "Emotion route"

"Examination rules" (on an exam paper) -> "Examination eyes"

"Have you recycled today?" -> "Have you ''been recycled'' today?"

"Get Your Brain in the Fast Lane" (advertisement) -> ''Club Your Brain Out'' (!)

"Urban Contrasts" -> "Urban Communists"

And weirdest yet for said troper, "Chamber orchestra" -> "Hammerspace".

At the Pokémon Global Link page: "The most tucked-in Pokémon" -> "The most fucked-up Pokémon."

"They couldn't stand each others [sic] faces" -> "They couldn't stand each others feces." Oh, and this was from a Pokémon fanfic.

"Adventure" #QUOTE# "Aperture"

On Deviantart: Sitback v.alpha -> Sitback Vagina. HOW?

"Located at:" -> "{{Lolcats}} at:"

On this page: "encasing the smaller partner in ice" -> "encasing the smaller partner in rice"

"scalchop" -> "ketchup"

"Miranda" -> "mi panda"

Yuletide Hill -> YouTube Hill

I somehow read "(have a) nice summer" as "from Satan". On a bag of cookies... "Come to the dark side, we have cookies" indeed. It makes ''slightly'' more sense in Norwegian, though not by much.

Penniless -> Penisless

I'm a member of a CD exchange site, and according to the return address on the envelope, the person who most recently sent out a CD to me had the surname Niggeman - Just guess how I first read that...

OrcusOnHisThrone -> Circus On His Throne

AngryBirds -> Angry Bitch

Christians as gladiator bait -> Christmas as gladiator bait

One of my best ones so far: One time I was playing MarioKartWii with my brother, I managed to read "King Boo" as "Kim Jong-Il". What.

The Glades -> The GLaDOS

While reading ''Labeled Autistic'': "That is, until Mr. Brooks, a psychology teacher, ended my life." Wait, wha... oh, it's "entered".

I once read "Min hest"(my horse) on a toothpaste tube... oh. It says "fresh mint"

"I pour orange juice" -> "I poop orange juice"

Shigeru Miyamoto -> Sho Minamimoto. What.

Toothpaste -> {{Troll}}paste.

My brother once read, in a smoothie recipe: "bjørnebær"(blackberries) as "bjørnebæsj"(bear poop).

Ceylon Tea -> Cylon Tea. The weird part being I've never actually watched either version of BattlestarGalactica and only know what a cylon is through PopCulturalOsmosis.

While I believe it will be discarded, the YKTTW for No! Not The X! includes the {{Discworld}} example "Archchancellor Galder Weatherwax once proposed using the Rite of Ashk-Ente..." Having not read ''Discworld/TheLightFantastic'' and not thinking straight, my mind parsed that as the wizard asking a woman to marry him, and to prove that he is both powerful and serious, summoning {{Death}} as a witness. (And now I kinda want to see that happen in a story.)

In the netflix summary of ''Blithe Spirit'': "Based on Noel Coward's sparkling play" -> "Based on Noel Coward's spanking play". Um...

A headline on a news site: They Got Fired For Gossiping? -> They Got Fired For Goosestepping?

Torturing a homeless girl to death -> Tutoring a homeless girl to death

On the ''{{Pokemon}}'' Memetic Mutation page: "Kyurem did 9/11" -> "Kyubey did 9/11"

This troper was actually convinced for a few days that the Wii Kirby title would be called ''Kirby's Epic '''Yam'''''. Apparently he's not alone.

Dream World -> Disney World

Peacocks are sacred to Hera -> Peacocks are ''sacrificed'' to Hera. O_O

This troper was at the Mall of America once and thought he saw a sign that said "God Loves Pepsi". It actually said "Food Loves Pepsi".

"I will find you and wring your freaking neck!" -> "I will find you and wring your freaking uncle!"

My brother had two misreadings on our vacation to Paris:

"Top Sox"(sock shop) -> "Tough Sex"

"Soldes by HBO" -> "Sandals by HABBO"(None of us are even fans of that game.)

marry her -> HarryPotter

First time I read "MPEG", I read it as "mpreg" Cue {{Squick}}.