This editor has seen a dachshund/German Shepherd mix. Props to the wiener dog.

This troper saw a news story about a Rottweiler that got knocked up by a particularly dinky dachshund. I've also read about a Great Dane/Bassett mix (the Great Dane was asleep and the Bassett was very sneaky).

This editor's friend, likewise, has a beagle/husky. "Somehow." He looks mostly like a beagle with husky fur.

This editor had friends who lived across the street from a championship Rottweiler breeder... and one day, a [[strike:rat]] Chihuahua got into the yard... ugliest puppies I've ever seen. six inch tall Rottweilers with heads the size and shape of a softball...

Ahahahahaha Jesus Christ. That's so wonderful.

I read that as "Bene Gesserit"... I can't even make sense of that so I'll just say "the kibble must flow".

This editor's girlfriend has a dachsund/pit pull mix. It's the size of a dachsund and has the nose and ears of one, but the body shape is like a pit bull.

This editor has a Yorkshire Terrier/German Shepherd. No, really. I've seen the parents and they've had two litters together and are currently working on a third. All together now...

My aunt has a Pug/Saint Bernard mix of puppies. Vary between cute, ugly, ugly cute, and hideous (there were 6 in that litter, and the hideous one grew the biggest). Fun pups, she sold em for quite a large amount. The Pug was the mother... vet had to give it a c-section to survive the whelping. No idea how it survived the... coupling.

This troper's cousin has a Corgi/German Shepherd. It's just hilarious. And sweet.

This troper has seen a dachshund first-generation wolf-hybrid.

This troper has a lab/basset hound mix. Not as extreme as some of the others, but still...awkward to think about. Looks like a lab with short legs, a long body, and longer ears.

This troper has heard of foxes attempting to rape cats... to death.

This troper once heard about a bull raping a farmer. And yes, the bull ACTUALLY raped the guy before he was rescued.

How did he get the guy's pants -- no, actually, I don't want to know.

Well, obviously, the same way a tiger would!

Tis but a hoax. Sorry to be the party pooper.

This troper had many experiences roleplaying online with people who had characters ranging from half-dragon people to anthro-hyena-porcupines. Seriously.

This Troper's played a half-dragon person before, and has had plenty of times where this trope has been mentioned. Said half-dragon's father also knows shapeshifting magic, so...yeah.

Same here - although it's been a long, long time.

My troper's dog looks like a fairly normal dog. His parents? A female Chihuahua and a GERMAN SHEPHERD.

Did the Chihuahua survive?

I wondered about that too.

See that real life video on the regular HotSkittyOnWailordAction page? (The dog-raping-kid one) ....That '''actually happened''' to this troper when she was about seven.

You mean ThisTroper isn't the only one? I guess it happens more often than we think...

It does, it really does.

Wrong. Just...Wrong! That made me need some Mind Bleach!!

...Why did you link to {{Fanservice}}?

Yeah! I mean, the proper CovertPervert link for this situation is FetishFuel. Oh, wait, that's not what you meant...

Speaking of naughty dogs, my little brother took our dog, a labrador, to his friend's party. According to everyone in the party, the dog '''attempted to rape''' my brother's friend. Labradors are not good indeed...

This troper and her mother both swore they saw a squirrel that had some of the same fur markings as a chipmunk...which led us to wonder if the chipmunks were really getting desperate (we were...uh, kinda trying to get rid of them since they were digging underneath our brick pathway). Her dad stated it wasn't possible, but this troper still has her suspicions...

A friend of this troper had Chihuahua/Shar Pei mix puppies, she found them adorable.

This anonynmous editor once knew someone with Bull Shih puppies - their mother was the bulldog and the father was the Shih Tzu. Cutest puppies ever.

This Troper's cousins had a dachshund/collie mix. Father was the dachshund, mother was a large collie. This Troper doesn't know how it happened and is not sure This Troper wants to know.

I remember seeing a whalphin (half whale/half dolphin) at SeaWorld.

You sure it wasn't the Sea Life Park in Hawaii? They have a wholphin, a cross between a bottlenose dolphin and a false killer whale. False killer whales are actually a species of dolphin (as are real killer whales), but it's still a cross-species mating, so it does count.

This troper had a rabbit once. Apparently he (the rabbit) was veeeeeeery lonely, because he'd chase after any moving thing in the yard, including myself. I was on all fours, looking at something or other and then my leg started shaking and vibrating...

Well, that's certainly taught me not to drink coffee while browsing the Troper Tales. Laughing with a mouthfull of java- glorious geysers of caffeine through the nose.

Rabbits are rather well known for this sort of thing. This troper's ex-flatmate apparently had a male rabbit that got into a shed full of guinea pigs and promptly had a field day. Ex-flatmate's girlfriend had a rabbit that had a 'relationship' with a flower pot, a story that was particularly memorable since apparently they didn't notice until a rather posh family friend came round, saw it and said "I say, that rabbit is rogering a plant pot!"

This troper recently met a pitbull/pug mix. The pug was the father.

This troper's dog is a sad combination of this and this. She has yet to see her dog meet an animal (and occasional relative's leg) that he does not wish to do.

This troper's dog was a bit (understatement) of a sex maniac as a pup. He did my friend's legs, my other friend's backpack, the girls (dogs), the boys (dogs), the wrong end (of dogs)... Yeah. We got him done.

This troper is not sure if this goes under the main page or not, but for ''Petz 3'', a computer dog-owning game, she has a Chihuahua/Great Dane mix and a Daschund/Shetland Sheepdog mix. They're quite cute, actually.

During an Ornithology class, this troper learned that male mallard ducks will attempt to mount (and often successfully rape) anything approximately their size. Including cats and small dogs. This troper's (now deceased) pet budgie attempted to court her mother.

This same troper also witnessed a particularly...interesting example during her time working at a zoo, where she witnessed a peacock attempting to rape a small child. Luckily for the kid TheCavalry was able to intervene.

2}} This troper's little sister once received a guinea pig for her birthday, which was kept in the same cage as the little brother's rabbit. A few days later, a baby guinea pig was noticed, soon followed by another. We suspected the rabbit (many years prior, we had a LovableSexManiac rabbit who would pursue the cat, the humans, but was scared off by our resident BadAss chicken- where was I? Oh yes:), since ''more'' babies kept coming out, until research was done and it was discovered that guinea pigs could get pregnant at two months old.

This Troper averts this sort of thing pretty hard in the [=DnD=] world he made. None of the races can interbreed except elves and dwarves, who are actually two offshoots of the same species (and their interbreeding made the halfling race). Humans can't breed with anything but humans, gnolls can't breed with anything but gnolls, and so forth.

This troper has a dog which he believes to be some sort of cross between a black lab, a terrier of some kind, a monkey, a sea lion, a cat, a bull dog, a Great Dane, an armadillo, and a skunk. of course this is all conjecture.

A friend of this troper had a ''female'' rabbit that liked to hump either one of a large pair of monster-feet slippers.

This troper's mother told her about a friend's toy poodle which impregnated a standard poodle. See here for the difference.

This poor bastard made the mistake of trying to go to the bathroom in what he thought was an empty corral. You've got to wonder about why the people filming it didn't try and help...

Several supposed origins of the Maine Coon has a definite element of this. They include a ''raccoon'' mating with a feral cat, which is genetically impossible...and a ''bobcat'' mating with one, which is actually possible.

This troper's female dog used to like to hump his (neutered, male) Persian cat. That's all kinds of wrong.

Where this troper used to live, there was a stray female cat that was seen with a raccoon and a fox among other things.

My dear friend Ernesto just proposed Hot Yoda on Wookie Action. I believe that qualifies as this trope.