When a girl, er... queefs. I know that in some very good positions, or after vigorous fingering it can be hard to avoid

{{Tsundere}}s. I don't get how guys can get turned on by a girl being totally bitchy and telling them to get lost, what big losers they are, etc. If anything, that kind of girl would just make me feel worse about myself than I already do.

Indeed. Acting like a bitch/idiot can turn the most beautiful woman into a hag in two seconds flat.

This troper thoroughly agrees with the above.

This troper would respectfully like to say that not ''all'' tsunderes are type A, and the point of a tsundere is to have more dere than tsun in order to ''not'' make her look like an abusive bitch that's being described. The people above are taking a type A tsundere to the extreme, where there is so little dere it doesn't even balance out. A tsundere's behavior is not supposed to be so incredibly harsh (let alone ''abusive'') that people lose all affection towards her.

It's a YMMV thing, for me the type you describe crosses the line twice.

This troper would like to blame recent anime exaggerating or outright misinterpreting Type A Tsunderes from "girl who's cranky and is a bit of a bitch but ultimately has a soft side" to "Psycho killer bitch who beats up on the hapless IdiotHero or ChivalrousPervert or ShrinkingViolet boyfriend for little to no reason and still gets away with it, because the boy deserves it for some contrived reason". In either case, I don't really like Tsunderes anyway and would much rather have Rei Ayanami or hell, even Saito if I could.

What's weird is that in real life I don't even bother with Tsundere types but in fantasy settings they're the ones I go for. Usually the ones that seem to cross the line twice oddly enough.

This gay troper hates meeting a hot guy who proceeds to open his mouth and let out the nelliest CampGay voice outside of San Francisco. He doesn't necessarily want a HardGay or someone "straight-acting" (* shudder* ), but he doesn't want to be the "butch one" either. If he wanted that kind of dynamic, he'd date a girl.

I don't mind guys with sissy voices (as I am also gay). However this troper is turned off by guys with smaller hands than him.

This troper loves his yanderes, or he would if any would be yandere about him, but any with self-destructive tendencies really turn me off. By all means, be destructive against me (no double standard there, Ahem) but due to my own overprotective tendencies it really makes me feel like a failure.

This Troper never understood the "girl-on-girl" thing. To me, it's as gross as two guys.

Would you happen to be a woman?

And what's wrong with two guys?

I don't think the original troper was saying anything against homosexuals, just that it's not his cup of tea. Kind of how a gay guy might feel watching straight porn.

If the troper that posted that was a girl, then maybe she's just not into that. If it's a guy, then he just doesn't want to see guys sexing each other up, perfectly understandable.

This (female) troper seconds the original post. Two guys or two girls, either way, ew. She has also never understood HetIsEw.

This Troper just gives up trying to watch porn if a guy starts slapping his partner with his dick. It just looks silly.

Anything involving pain, including nipple pinching.

This troper saw a sort of nipple-rubbing scene, but with AnimeAnatomy. Seriously, what?

Belave it or not for this trooper, lesbians. Yes I'm a man.

For this troper, frenching. She has never gotten the appeal of having someone's slimy tongue writhing around in your mouth. It's just gross.

This troper finds it alright, but still thinks tongue/tongue contact is a bit weird. Mostly unavoidable, and not outright gross, but not as pleasant as tongue/lip.

When I hear/see/think of a threesome-"couple", I immediatly try to work out logistics where everyone has the same amount of fun, work and feels comfortable. Same for positions with funny names.

Ya wanna know how to, ah, break my "sword"? Start violating the boundary between the genders. Crossdressing, shemales, Bridget-dropping, and you cross the like into {{squick}}y NauseaFuel. I know some people like it, but for me... NoJustNo.

I second this but with one slight difference. Even though MTF crossdressers are super fast fetish retardant for this troper (and sometimes if it's like Sailor Bubba it's more gross-out humour than anything). Anything other than "biological female who dresses boyish and nothing beyond that" is as big of turnoff for me as it is for you.

I would assume that there are women out there who finally get the hot guy, only to have him suggest her sister join them. Many guys have the fantasy of having two sisters at once, I'm sure the sisters are usually not as excited about the idea.

For this troper, the entire concept of oral sex...ew.

The whole idea of using "other holes" in general turns this troper off (not that the idea of "the old-fashioned way" really turns her on, either...). Can't people just stick to kissing and cuddling?

Passionless people lose my attention, big hands lose my attraction, stalking is unattractive, negativity is also unattractive

Belching. This troper actually REALLY thinks it's attractive when it's a man, but when a girl does it, it just totally squicks him out. This probably has to do with the fact that this troper's mother and sister do it a lot (loudly) and I associate female belching with them, hence it being a turn off with girl but not guys (I never had any male influence in my house until after my sexuality developed). Though I'm aware that, on a whole, eructations are major Fetish Retardant for most people regardless of gender.

This troper doesn't like gay sex in general and have never understood why HetIsEw. {{Tsundere}}s and {{Yandere}}s are also pretty big turnoffs, but there is one thing that hits my BerserkButton more than anything else: Netorare/NTR/Cuckold! For the uninitiated, this is basically porn where a character's girlfriend or boyfriend is taken away or seduced by another, often through rape (though boyfriends getting taken away is pretty rare from what little netorare I've read). I just can't understand how people get off on that, and the seducer is almost often a CompleteMonster! For me it's really really disgusting!

Sweaty men walking about shirtless. I thought this objection stemmed mainly from seeing my overweight relatives during family beach trips, but it turns out I can't stand either the sight of even my more well-built guy friends going about without shirts. Maybe it's the sweat factor. Or just the idea of seeing more of them than I ought to on most days.

This troper is turned off by any guy who is a flirt, has his pants hanging or is shirtless. The last of those three is the least worst, but it's still a big turn off for me. Also, no offense to anybody, but this troper finds any kind or porn or hentai disgusting and just does not see the interest.

This Troper has a thing for redheads, girly-looking dudes, and has a serious comfort-reflex for {{Stepford Smiler}}s. Yet, there's something about Zelos that's completely FetishRetardant. Probably the fact that he's a HandsomeLech, but the jury's still out on that.

This troper finds every trailer of Bayonetta more horrifying than the last. She looks less like a character and more like a Frankenstein's monster-style mishmash of fetishes.

That's the idea.

I thought she looked like Sarah Palin.

And that's the horrifying part...

This tropette has a thing for handsome yet crazy doctors, and crossdressing. However, this one picture I saw of Medic in a skimpy nurse outfit made me gag.

Well, this troper can't play team fortress 2 anymore, I hope you're happy.

OP Here. I took the link down to prevent others from sharing that fate.

Miranda from Mass Effect 2, not only is her face.....odd but her entire personality just turns this troper off.

This Troper agrees, but Miranda is nothing compared to Jack. Maybe it's the lack of hair, maybe it's the overused tattoos, maybe it's because she's a crazy bitch, but she has always been a major turn off for this Troper. Tali on the other hand...let's just say I hope we get to see her face in ME3

Am I the only one who finds Curly Brace decidedly un-sexy? I'm sorry, but the UncannyValley in her dialogue portrait ruins any hotness for me. She looks like she's about six years old, but the fandom treats her as a MemeticSexGod and there's a fair bit of {{Fanservice}} in the game. What.

One of this tropers biggest fictional crushes is SheHulk, so when I learned she was in MarvelVsCapcom3, my immediate response was "HELL YEAH!", only to find out she's being voiced acted by the mom on WizardsOfWaverlyPlace. Now when I play the game and hear her voice, I will have the joy of hearing a middle aged woman from a mediocre Disney channel sitcom. nice.

Wait, WizardsOfWaverlyPlace mom? But...but...she's hot!

If you like middle-aged women.

Hot Latino middle-aged women who really don't even look middle-aged.

After a quick look through the site, I have now come to the conclusion I am alone in my dislike of how she looks. I'm glad SOMEBODY can still get off by SheHulk.

This (female) troper thinks Gothitelles are REALLY REALLY UGLY. Shame, because Gothita is kind of cute in a weird way, and Gothorita is really pretty, but then they had to go and ruin the line with this hideous Pokémon. Why, Arceus, why?!

Um... what differences between gothorita and gothitelle make gothitelle ugly? This troper sees gothitelle as just a more grown-up gothorita. Sure the hair's different as is the "dress" (what exactly would clothing-like appendages on pokemon translate to if they were real creatures anyway?). The face however looks the same. So what's so ugly about it?

In the 2011 {{Film/Thor}} movie, when Thor is standing in the rain and trying his hardest to pull Mjölnir out of the ground, muscles all flexing every which way...EW! Still trying to figure out what's hot about a dirty, muscle-bound man grunting and straining like he's constipated. Thor's face is pretty cute (though he could use a shave), but that overmuscled body is NoJustNo for Sandy87.

Scat fetish my bleeding eyes there are people who have a scat fetish.

This Troper REALLY hates the rape that's so common in Japanese erotica. Bonus points if the rapee looks like s/he's twelve. Give me aggressive sexuality any day of the week if it's consensual, but nothing is more disgusting than seeing a small, vulnerable girl/uke getting violated by a stronger man.

Many forms of incest. I've warmed up to {{Twincest}} a little bit (damn you Kagamine twins!) and I don't mind {{Selfcest}}, but ParentalIncest = I need an adult!

Vore. There's just something about ''eating people/being eaten, whole and alive,'' that I will never understand when it comes to sexualization.

Speaking of which, this voreaphile troper (who doesn't understand it, either) is instantly turned off when hard vore or any sort of cooking practices enter the picture.

Totally agree, for the most part. I can understand it, but hard-vore is just totally meh. Most vore involving furries too (but not humans).

This troper doesn't find vore all that interesting either.

This troper discovered vore at age twelve or so, before realizing that I was supposed to be aroused by it, and doesn't find it arousing at age seventeen, thanks to...well...the inevitable end result.

Strange thing: this troper has spoken to a couple of Vore enthusiasts who seem very sympathetic to his joke that "vore" can just as easily be called "bore." Though having tried a few role-plays of the sort, one guesses there is sympathy for not ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch.

Inflation. You know what happens when you over-inflate a balloon? Now apply that to a person.

I'll never get why pairing up siblings, especially {{Twincest}}, seems to be a turn-on. (The same goes for other forms of incest, but I'll focus on the ones I see most for now) Yet, it seems that a character has a brother or sister (ESPECIALLY it's it's a twin of the same gender), some fan will pair the siblings up. (Legal age doesn't seem to be a problem either in some cases.) Am I the only one that's simply squicked by this?)

This little post on a yaoi forum I once visited: #QUOTE#Well, you know how both Boy A and Boy B were... into self - harming and cutting right? That's their bedroom kink/fetish. Having the other... slicing up their lover, but in a sesnual, sexual way. Like to Boy A and Boy B, they used their self - harming to get rid of negative feelings and weight on their shoulders. So when they... bloodletted on one another, it was to cleanse the other of negative impact and... share their blood, to become one with each other.

... What.

After watching this, this troper doesn't know if he should be aroused or want to beat that JerkAss with a shark lit on fire then take that girl somewhere safe, comforting her with a blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.

This troper is open to a lot of different fetishes. However, it is nearly impossible to find any porn based on any fetish that doesn't over-emphasise the subject to the point that it's ridiculous and/or {{Squick}}y. Want a little bit of domination/power play in your porn? It's nothing but one person humiliating, name-calling, physically abusing and completely dominating the other. Like the CatholicSchoolgirl look? It's all are-we-sure-shes-eighteen borderline paedophilia. How about a Nurse's outfit? Cue examinations and a plethora of bad medical puns. Sex that's passionate and a little bit rough? Misogyny, pain, screaming and pseudo-rape. Fancy a little anal? Super-close-ups on horrifically stretched rectums. Interracial? Lots of racism. Small boobs? Board-flat chests that don't look fully developed. Big boobs? Terrifyingly massive blimps. It's like the porn industry collectively forgot what subtlety was. A litte added spice is great, it's when you throw the whole bottle in that problems arise.

ANYTHING involving butts. Just...eww.

I don't mind the occasional cheek-tease, but don't care for anal focus. That's where sh* t comes from, people!

Most forms of anal sex not only turn off, but '''disable''' this troper for a while. Just too disgusting for him.

''all'' forms of anal sex don't make me think of how pleasurable it is - it just makes me wonder why they don't wind up with e.coli after doing it.

Asses are NOT sexy. They're just weird. Same thing goes for oral sex. Squick. And guess what. I once had a boyfriend who liked to grab my ass and tried to talk me into letting him go down on me. You can imagine how long that relationship lasted.

This troper LOVES butts by themselves, whether they're a girl's or a guy's ass, but 50% of the time, the actual anus itself just looks utterly disgusting. Not all the time, as I said, but if it's been used frequently... blargh.

Bare feet. Don't ask me why, it's just been that way since I was a child.

I'm 19, I don't understand the foot fetish and find large breasts to be disturbing (mostly when they're gi-fucking-normous). I said it before and I'll say it again, men who adore breasts the size of my pillow and bigger are overcompensating for something (either in their pants or their sexuality).

I agree. Whenever I see those pics drawn of GagBoobs, the first thing that I think is "My god, that poor girl's gotta be in so much pain."

This Troper does not find large breasts sexy simply because both his mother and his sister have large breasts and they complain about the associated problems, namely the back problems and the fact that there are not that many sexy bras for women of that size.

Anything related to buttsex. Butts are not sexy to this troper. Especially not anything going in there.

The vagina and the penis, if photographed/filmed the wrong way, or if they've been well used, can look ''really'' gross.

Breasts. While I appreciate the way they form a feminine contour on a clothed woman's body, I just can't get over the fact that they're living drink dispensers. We are creatures with built-in drink dispensers hanging off of our bodies! Even the men! How is that anything other than pure BodyHorror?

Abs on a man. To me, they just look really painful.

This troper has a thing for girls carrying men, but if said girl is ugly, fat, or taller than the guy she is carrying, then it rapidly goes from {{Squee}} to {{Squick}}.

The muscle mass required to carry a man is usually impossible for a women unless they are pretty big.

It might be easier if the guy's a Noodle Person.

It seems a bit odd that you specified "ugly". One would think that seeing an ugly person (in the eye of the beholder) act out your fetish would automatically be FetishRetardant.

Shaved chests. It makes grown men look like jailbait.

Bless you for that. Bless you.

I third that. Nothing like an all natural CarpetOfVirility.

Ironically, many people prefer a completely shaved pube for the exact same reason...that and any amount of visible hair is pretty gross on a woman unless it's her head.

I'm ok with hair on a woman on 2 condition: She has less body hair than me (her head can have as much as she wants). That means no armpit, chest, back, or facial hair and her pubic hair should be trimmed (not shaved, trimmed) if it looks like Don King's head.

This troper feels the exact '''opposite''' way with ''hairy'' chests, like SeanConnery and ChuckNorris. G-g-g-g-g-god...

Definitely agree. Hair is disgusting. As a matter of fact, if you would go ahead and use a depilatory over 92% of your bodies, gentlemen, that would be great.

JChance more or less agrees for both sexes. Not an age thing, there are plenty of other ways to tell someone's pleasantly post-pubertal, it's just that...well, the shape of the human body is a wonderful thing, and hair is a needless complication. Still, this is mostly for images (still or moving). In RealLife, as long as we're not talking "carpet" or "afro", hair removal is like makeup to him. It looks nice, but it's not necessary, particularly when it'd just be too much of a pain.

This Troper agrees as well. For me a hairy chest is a major turn off.

Also in agreement. Body hair (for the vast majority of people) is just... not pleasant imo.

Agree with this too. I don't like body hair on either gender(the exception is a barely noticeable thin layer of hair on your arms). Especially hairy pits... eeeew.

This (straight female) troper agrees: no hairy guys. She doesn't mind a guy having hairy legs (isn't turned on or off by it), doesn't really care about armpit hair either (so long as it's not shoved in her face), and isn't bothered by short, light hair anywhere. However, if a guy has long, dark hair anywhere besides his legs or head, especially if it's also curly, she finds it gross. Her feelings are that if she wanted to date a gorilla, she'd go to a zoo and climb in the cage with one. Double negative points for beards, and ''triple'' for PermaStubble (anyone here fancy making out with the sandpaper display at your local home improvement store?).

For This Troper, pregnant women. She isn't entirely sure if it has something to do with her own general aversions to it, but she never understood why it was supposed to be a turn on...

This probably seems tame compared to the rest of this stuff, but this troper has great disdain for breasts that are disproportionate to the rest of the body. I don't mind if they're a little bigger, or huge because you're larger, but your bust size ''should not be twice that of your hips!''

I have no clue how any man can be attracted to huge boobs (personally, I believe those guys just over-compensating for something).

Very large breasts are simply distracting. And I'm a guy

Due to This Troper's (mostly) accidental familiarity with the subject at hand, he finds that larger breasts tend to lack symmetry and perk, as well as have this dreadfully un-sexy "bag of pudding" texture, so anything from around 24B-30C is in his official "Sexy Bust Size Range"

''24''B?

rereads post, {{Face Palm}}s* Well, I feel sheepish... Did I say 24? I mean, like, 30... ish...

This troper sees massive mammaries and thinks "Oh! Ow! Her back!"

In fact, I occasionally feel kinda guilty for liking small breasts since other people online start thinking I'm one of those creepy perverted Lolicons.

Small breasts are beautiful and perky. I don't see what the other guys see in huge breasts, but it really is mostly about presentation, not size.

Pictures of attractive women (usually models or pornstars) with significantly older or ugly men. The DoubleStandard regarding it is silly; an ugly man with a lot of attractive women is regarded as lucky, a player, etc., but liking a not-so-attractive woman apparently means you have bad taste.

Every "Touch Of Grey" hair color commercial. EVER. The man looks 50-60-ish, with his salt-and-pepper hair, and his wife/girlfriend/whatever looks 35 at most, thanks to hair color that completely covers the grey and plenty of Botox (the other option is that she ''really is'' young enough to be his daughter...).

This tropette is unable to do the private-parts-piercing thing. I'm sorry, I can't do that, it simply turns me off quicker than a rabbit running from a fox.

This troper's not wild about any piercing (earrings are okay, but anything else gets weird), but ''especially'' not in private parts. How a shard of metal being stabbed into someone's nipple is supposed to be sexy I'll never know.

Piercings or tattoos, since they're both painful and done with sharp objects. This troper likes her men neat and clean, with as little body modification as possible.

Nail polish and makeup, I just find it nasty.

Thank you! Makeup is so gross- especially base. Who wants to smear cake batter on their face? *shudder*

Makeup, piercings (other than ears; those can be really nice)... I like a girl with an all-natural body.

Thongs. Just something about someone's underwear intentionally riding up their ass that makes me say "no".

Seconded. It brings to mind some bad images of what gets on them.

Tattoos, unless they're of the pretty, flowery variety. Lower-back tattoos are a double-minus.

Tattoos, period. ThisTroper grew up in a time where people who had tattoos were either military or bikers and you very seldom saw a woman with one. It's made him afraid to date because the odds of meeting someone '''without''' one are now 50-50 at best. (There may be also a possibility that it's an extension of a fear of clowns he had in his youth extending over to any sort of make-up or marking on skin whatsoever.)

Thank you! Tattoos are so frickin' prevalent in porn it makes me sick. I know they're considered to be an "I'm over 18" tag, but they're so gross!

I don't like tattoos. On anyone. Ev-er. They never age well with the person that they've been grafted onto. The colors never last.

One thing that tends to bug me about hentai fanart of women: the guy tends to be UGLY AS ASS. I don't care if that overweight, fugly, and excessively hairy otaku is supposed to be the viewer, if you must force a guy on some hot yet poor girl at least make the guy somewhat attractive.

Both extreme ends of the weight scale; too big, you look like a beanbag full of pudding. Too skinny, I'm scared I'm gonna break you in half like a twig if I wrap my arm around you. General rule of thumb: if you have to bend at your waist to see your toes, you're too fat. If I can ''see your ribs through your skin'', you are too skinny.

This bisexual, female troper has a thing for fem!dom. But dear God, does every site like that have to be "hot" women in leather dominating some fat, middle-aged guy? I don't really want to have to just get my "pretty boys being objectified" fix from poor twinks getting tortured, thank you.

Anybody, or anything, that dresses in vulgar clothes in order to look "sexy".

This male Troper likes girls who look kind of boyish - you know, small breasts, small hips, short hair. When I see someone good from behind and it turns out to actually be a dude... ew. FetishRetardant.

This Troper likes women wearing eyeglasses. The retardant often happens when I start looking at a nice series of pictures of a cute bespectacled girl and the glasses come off before any articles of clothing. Not interested, sorry.

The "porn star" look. Porn stars are meant to be FetishFuel and not fetish retardent, but artificially-"perfect" breasts, plastic-looking skin and way too much makeup by half are absolute turnoffs.

School uniform costumes that are extremely skimpy and slutty (the tied-off blouse, the short, short skirt), violate my WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief. Sorry, not interested.

This troper's pet hate in regards to this sort of thing: FUTANARI. the last thing I wanna see when I look up hentai is for one of the women to suddenly reveal a raging horse cock long enough to function as a viable weapon, thank you very much. If I wanted to see THAT, I would look up a yaoi doujin or hell, a standard hetero one.

Amen.

Now i want to see a fight using those as lightsabres. Why yes i do frequent 4chan.

Makes them slightly more palatable at least. In any case, I don't want to see the woman pull down panties/skirt/whatever and instead of a reasonably pretty crevice, out pops Mr. Happy. Some of them get just plain gross too, and at times when a hentai image LOOKS sexy enough you suddenly notice one of the girls has a dick and its like the goddamn FedEx arrow, impossible to unsee.

This particular troper can deal with them to an extent... but if it looks like the artist carved lady parts into the man parts, expect that page to be 'x'ed out as quickly as possible. Also, futas trying to impregnate themselves. WHY?

This troper thinks that sort of stuff is just plain ''hideous''. I think it best fits with the tropes UncannyValley, {{Squick}}, EldritchAbomination, NauseaFuel, and HighOctaneNightmareFuel. Ugggghhhhhh..... why do people find that erotic? I find myself wanting to get a tums or Pepto Bismol whenever someone in RP reveals themselves to be herms. However, I learned that if you say that you find that stuff FetishRetardant, people may often accuse you of being homophobic or intolerant or anti LGBT because you dislike herms. No, I just find it disgusting.

Ridiculously skinny women in real life. Whenever I see them in porn and they get... "rough" with their partners, I keep thinking she's going to snap in half any second. Not to mention that I really don't like seeing their bones.

I see what you mean. I'm okay with slim women but there's a difference between "perfectly slim" and "looking almost like a bliddy corpse". Ironically most of Britain may seem to agree what with some recent controversy over the (Legitimately fatal) dangers of being a "Size Zero" model. I'm happy with a fair bit of chubbiness as long as it looks cute and not repulsive. And I'm good with a nice thin woman as long as she doesn't resemble a ReDead.

This bi troper is turned off by midget girls with large breasts.

What about midget guys with big dicks?

Same troper from above: it depends on the guy. If the guy is way too short for me (And I'm only 5' 3''), then no. A little bit short and that's okay.

Muscle-bound body-builder types completely turn off Sandy87 (see the mini-rant in the "Characters" section on {{Film/Thor}}). She likes her men slim and slender, thank you. A tiny, ''tiny'' amount of deltoid muscle, just enough to hide the bony shoulder point, is nice, but '''no more!'''

This troper is turned off by overly muscular women in porn. A little amount of muscle is a Good Thing (tm), but after a point this easily goes from FetishFuel to Squick.

This troper hates the general appearance of the vast majority of mainstream porn actresses. An unsexy breakdown:

Ridiculously tiny outfits that reveal as much skin as physically possible. Sometimes less is more. A fully-clothed woman can very easily be sexy. Wearing nothing but a thong and stilletos is not.

Excessive amounts of make-up and nail-polish.

Huge breasts.

Fake tan.

Hair that has clearly been dyed blonde.

A lady friend of mine hates it when her partners speak during sex, she says it's a major turn-off. My brother says that a partner licking his ear is all it takes for him to go soft and lose interest.

For this troper, any use of silly or childish euphemisms for private parts (coochie, beaver, ding-dong, ta-tas, hoo-hahs and pretty much anything else with a hyphen) in what is supposed to be a sexual or romantic scene ruins the whole thing.

My partner and I each have our lists, of words not to be used during the act and words not to be used ever.

Relatedly, this other troper has been blasted right out of "turned on" into "derisive laughter" by linguistic {{Level Breaker}}s in written porn. Whether it's Purple Prose or deliberately coarse, stick with it!

For that matter, "dirty talk." I know the names of all the body parts involved... having them repeated over and over doesn't turn me on. If it makes people sound terribly unrealistic, it's a LevelBreaker.

In the written form, any use of the word ministration(s). When one is reading rather quickly, it registers as menstruation, thereby grinding all mental functions to a halt as one is {{Squick}}ed, realises what the word actually is, and then goes looking for different entertainment.

Anyone calling their sexual partner 'Daddy'. It sounds incestuous and borderline-pedophiliac. Cue squick.

Thank you.

If it's supposed to be a cute, fluffy fic then completely thirded. If it's supposed to be creepy and fucked up, then it's awesome.

Anyone referring to themselves as having been a "bad, bad [gender]." It's just...blarg.

Here is a list of words that smut authors use too much. Each has this effect on me. In no particular order:

Lotus

Velvet curtains

Love button

Cleft

Mancherry

Mancarrot

Happy stick

Throbbing

Meat pole

Stiff mast

Awaiting dampness

Pulsating . Pulsating walls gets a special mention.

Massive drill

Private parts

Naughty bits

Lady parts

Man-thingy

Spread nether lips

Parted "fuck-me legs"

Steaming love juices

Honey. If something tastes like rancid chicken, why do people keep calling it honey?

Bitter milk

Manjuice

I second those. All of them. I'd also like to nominate the usage of "cum" as a substitute for the noun "orgasm," especially when used in the plural form. It does not make the scene sexy, it makes the author sound like a {{lolcat}}.

Tripled with some of those. The first three are awful, as well as the last three. Steam just sounds so wrong when associate with some things, and if anybody ever referred to my member as a "mancarrot", I'd go into a hysterical fit of laughter. Also, anything sexual that has "happy" in it is just a total turn off to me.

For this troper, any use of the word "throbbing" in a lemon fic is a major turn-off.

here troper Completely hates not only when girls call their boyfriend/husband/whatever-the-hell "Daddy", (The exception being Haruhi and Tamaki in [[{{OuranHighSchoolHostClub}}Ouran]]}, and I ESPECIALLY hate significant others calling each other babe or baby. This is my stand on it.

"Daddy" is the name I shall ever only use for the man that helped my mom make me, and that is how it should be, "Baby" is what the humanoid you and your mate spawn is called, not your mate, if they are a baby, then they are too young for you. Also, calling anyone "Babe" who isn't a pig or a big blue ox is also a turn-off, as it implies that they are only loved for their looks.

For some reason, this troper hates the phrase "love making". She has no clue why, but it annoys her to no end.

I doubt that the scenes with hookers in ''GrandTheftAutoIV'' were supposed to actually turn anyone on in general, but hearing one of those bitches suddenly yell, "GRAB MY TITTIES, YOU FUCK!" in the middle of the act... NoJustNo.

... Anyone else find people who call their girlfriend "bitch", "hoe", or "whore" disgusting? It's just... something you shouldn't call the girl you love for me.

Yaoi. Just yaoi. This troper has seen so much of it in her 18 yers on this planet and wishes it never happened. Why are some girls so turned on by watching men kiss, lick, have sex with, ect. with other men!?

The same reason a lot of straight guys like lesbo porn. If bishie = sexy, then 2(bishie) = 2(sexy). Although as a gay man, this troper finds yaoi disgusting for entirely different reasons. Have any yaoi writers ever even ''talked'' to a real gay person?

No they don't, and they're all female writer. The point of Yaoi is to be porn for not yet sexually mature girl who are too young/uncomfortable with their sexuality to enjoy het (or lesbian) porn. But two real, living, breathing males making out is a totally understandable healthy fantasy.

This Troper finds the whole {{Seme}}/{{Uke}} dynamic the most objectionable. I'm not saying that all instances are WRONG, but there are millions of other types of relationships. Not to mention how so much of Yaoi is a standard formula of tears, blushing, angst, and rape. UnfortunateImplications much? And good luck finding a story that deals realistically with homophobia and society...

I disdain Yaoi, or should I say SlashFic in general and avoid it like the plague because of CharacterDerailment. My explanation for yaoi fangirls is that it's less intimidating with two men rather than a situation with a man and a woman whom they may not identify with. Go fig.

This troper finds 34}} licensed character porn to be a huge turn-off. It's not even a "you're ruining my childhood" situation - just that something about the blatant CanonDefilement kills all attraction he would've had to it.

Seconded, to an extent. There are certain manga and shows I won't look up anything on, but the stuff I do, I will only go for if it pays at least some attention to canon and characters. (Among things I'd like to tell certain writers: Jirachi does not just pop the heck out of nowhere, Shadow is not Sakaki's SpearCounterpart, and Shinji and Asuka ''would'' be out of place in an Intestinal Disgorge song, thank you very much.)

This troper thirds that. If it's of one of his favorite characters, like Sokka, Toph, and anyone made by {{Disney}} or {{Pixar}}, it becomes straight-up NauseaFuel, and in special cases like Nia Teppelin, it evolves into NightmareFuel. DO NOT. BRING UP. ANTI-SPIRAL TENTACLE RAPE.

Fourthed. And when Rule34 makes an ActionGirl that I love into a subby cumslut while the skinny, pretty guy that she tops in canon turns into a ugly/goofy-looking rapist, I feel like fucking screaming.

On a somewhat related note - the way most people are squicked by porn of 10 year-olds, this troper is squicked by porn that looks like it was '''drawn by''' 10 year-olds. He doesn't expect his wank material to be GeofDarrow-quality, but he at least needs to see eyes that line up, body parts that are correctly sized and placed, and a background or two.

For this troper: stuff goes to this ''very quickly'' when rape is treated as anything else by the characters. If there's rape in the porn, okay, but regardless of everything else, that's what it is.

This gay troper is put off by gay porn where one (or both) of the guys are straight.

Wouldnt they have to be bisexual maybe my views on this are wrong but if they have sex with a man but also women they are bisexual if it is gay porn and they arent they could turn down the role or not apply.

You must have to avoid a lot of m rated fanfiction, then.

This troper is ''constantly'' asked to do these "Seduction RPs" or help write some "Seduction" story where the guy is seduced. It's not that I'm gay or anything (I'm Asexual and genophobic.) but they all go the same way and I'm not interested in 'em. And I'm '''''always''''' asked to play the female. I'm a guy in real life - what in the fuck do '''''I''''' know about seduction?

Idiot Plots. I can understand having a simple plot, or no plot at all, but when the plot and porn are allegedly of equal importance and the plot runs on stupid...It's kind of hard to enjoy the porn when all you can think of is the many logistical errors that led to it. (Depressingly, this troper seems to be in the minority on this)

You're not completely alone. I agree, a simple PWP is far better than some ridiculous, long-winded, pointless lead up.

For this troper, any porn with pregnant women. It's rather inconceivable for him.

Something I've mainly noticed in FurryFandom that just kinda creeps me out, even when it's well written or drawn, is when married guys (and it's usually guys) either write stories or draw art of their and their wives' fursonas getting it on in all these wildly kinky ways. And oh yeah, these married guys also seem to have a vast appetite for both straight and gay porn not involving their significant others, too, which comes off as vaguely insulting to her IMHO. I don't mind furry porn, I don't mind their bragging about how much they love their wives, even if half of the stuff they save is of sex with completely anonymous women and men, but just how smart is it to show it off for anyone to see?

Porn videos that spend ten minutes on blowjobs then two on sex. You know some of us like blowjobs but for me watching them gets old and boring REAL fast.

This troper is okay with yaoi. Not a fangirl, but she doesn't mind it, as long as its well written And then, two words. Shota. Yaoi. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!

It is maybe due to cultural ValuesDissonance, but this Troper utterly despises Japanese Erotica in general. I just fail to see the appeal of pedophilia and the sexual exploitation of minors, the fetishizing of rape, sexual humiliation of women, bestiality, squid porn and other "acts" any sane human would regard as an atrocity. And yet people are complaining about stuff like ASerbianFilm or {{Irreversible}}. Which is a shame as there are many hot Japanese actresses I would like to see in a porn flick that isn't marketed towards closet rapists and other people in ''dire'' need of counseling.

This very same troper would consider many, ''many'' entries of the Fetish Fuel Wikia rather as {{Squick}} and NauseaFuel. Full stop.

This tropette is a long-time YaoiFangirl, but I can't stand it when I read a fanfic with CharacterDerailment. I want my bishies to be in character, damnit! That's what makes them (And the yaoi.) sexy! If I wanted a super-generic seme/uke combo, I would look at some OC writing.

Porn with the audio replaced by almost anything, resulting in some serious SoundtrackDissonance. No, I don't want to listen to a rap song about asses while looking at asses. That, or solo porn in which the cameraman talks.

For this troper, solo porn in which the girl talks also usually falls here, especially since amateur camgirls almost never have a way with words.

After watching an artistic porn movie (something Blake), my words for my wife were "I feel bad for the guy who had to play Improv saxophone to this for over an hour."

Porn with cheesy music is a major turn-off for me, sorry.

Pretty much any form of hardcore pornography for this troper. It's nothing but sex scenes involving disgusting close-ups of certain body parts going into other body parts, which is about as arousing as a medical textbook on human reproduction.

Ditto. Most of this troper's live-action porn collection is solo and softcore, which he tends to go after more than the usual cock-and-pussy variety. Currently he's trying to find some soft videos of a particular pornstar, and when 99% of the results you get are hardcore, cue HypeBacklash.

Same here. Most porn, written or drawn, either bores the hell out of me (90%) or is plain {{Squick}}y (10%.) I spend a lot of time searching for something that I might find interesting, but usually what I find is "right idea taken to a too-hardcore level.")

Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance". The cross-dressing gay dudes were confusing enough, but you add in those weird clothes, and the auction, and that guy with the thing on his jaw, and the him on fire and fireworks bra and you just, you just...I don't even ''know''.

But . . . but . . . it's pretty!

This was more or less intentional on Lady Gaga's part. The video was a mish-mash of FetishFuel ''and'' NightmareFuel, so naturally it would seem like FetishRetardant to a lot of people.

LadyGaga does intend to turn you off though. She's said it is the point quite a bit. As for the cross-dressing guys, I believe you are thinking of the video for 'Alejandro.'

Nope. I mean the backup dancers. Unless they cast tall, broad-shouldered women. Good dancers, though. I normally don't mind androgyny, but it seemed they were aiming for less "attractive ambiguity" and "faceless mannequin". A sort of androgyny UncannyValley, if you will.

Most of the mainstream porn, for this troper.

Also, he doesn't dig the entire porn actress thing. He'd rather have something that feels more real than a person designed to be perfect and to look 'hot'.

This troper finds a good fraction of porn actors (both male and female) to be somewhat on the ugly side.

Yeah, the thing is if you're ''really'' pretty you can get better and more acceptable jobs than in hardcore porn - but porn can't take "normal" people, so most of the actors and actresses look like they're living on the edge of UncannyValley.

This female troper finds most of mainstream porn being nothing but the woman putting a show to the point of getting ridiculous. Not to mention, guys in Straight porn are never very attractive.

Anything, absolutely anything overdone. Even the things I find to be ''very'' sexy under normal circumstances get a certain squick factor when exaggerated. Like the artists on DeviantArt whose galleries are more like very blatant ads for their preferences. And don't get me started on the time that I stumbled across a YouTube video in which this guy was talking about a fetish that we both shared. Only...he really hammed up his sounds of orgasm, and I couldn't decide whether to laugh or gag, so I quickly X-ed out of the window. Guys, that is not sexy. That is freakish.

Bad grammar, spelling, etc. I'm reading to fap; I shouldn't need to use seven methods of critical analysis to understand what the hell's going on.

Same for this troper, but for video. Do you want me to enjoy a video recorded by a guy who was fapping while recording with a crappy cellphone camera?

Same poster as "inflation": Likes the concept of yaoi, and thinks shotas are cute. Shotas having sex (with other shotas or no)? Bleeaaaaagh.

Anything with body fluids. Spit, piss (not to mention the squickier stuff)...

This. Spitting during sex is disgusting. And using it as lube is not only gross, but YouFailSexEdForever.

This Troper apparently has odd fetishes. I often trail off into describing getting best up by a woman, hunted down, taller girls, etc. and I get odd looks. One time, at church camp, in the guys' cabin, a guy was jokingly asking things like "Who here is dating a crazy girl?" or "Who is dating a stalker?" I said "I wish..." Cue rants about how "you do NOT want a stalker following you around!" from every guy in the cabin. People in the south are just NOT creative. :P

This troper has a few anti-kinks of his own:

I have little-to-no WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief when it comes to {{hentai}}'s unrealistic approach towards biology. There's a very thin line between "hot naked chick" and "cthuloid horror."

For some reason, Fanservice}} fanservice girls backfire in {{Fighting Game}}s. I can't help but wonder how they get out of matches with their dignity and body parts intact.

Excessive misogyny. Now, some degree of sexism is almost inevitable in porn, but when it starts getting really degrading, all potential for arousal is lost.

With you 100%. My tastes attract people who have Issues With Women, and it's a huge turn-off

Foot worship. I'm sorry, the song "Alabaster Street" pretty much killed my ability to take it seriously.

Anything I don't think everyone will survive. Yes, ''do'' apply the TethercatPrinciple to this sort of thing.

Anything involving teeth. I worry about things getting bitten off.

LimitedAnimation in {{Hentai}}, especially CG stuff. I'm sorry, but it makes them look more like a collection of hinges and less like people.

Anything in which the sexual organs are far too large.

This troper gets very squicked out by porn where the camera... well, ''zooms right up'', {{if you know what I mean}}. I'm sorry, but I do not need to see it that close. Also, porn where they swear too much. I always felt that was sort of crude.

Panty shots for this Troper. ''ArcadeGamerFubuki'' (or at least the MarzGurl review of it) didn't help. There's also oral, French kissing (Get your tongue out of my mouth!), incest/{{Twincest}}, pedophilia, and girls that are so skinny that they look like walking skeletons.

The absolute single biggest bit of FetishRetardant for this troper is stupidity. Not merely being TheDitz - that can be cute, same with being a Cloudcuckoolander - but just being flatly stupid... oi. (Stupid is different from ignorant. You can teach the ignorant; stupidity is a willful thing.)

Excessive amounts of saliva in...well...anything. It's gross to look at.

This troper has so many Fetish retardants it would require a HUGE list. But the ones which really disgust me are porn in general (Yes, every type of porn, strip clubs, thongs, nudity, ABDL's...and the just the ones giving me immediate freakouts...

Strip Clubs. Not because of anything that happens inside, but the simplicity of it: You get in, you get turned on, then walk out without being allowed to express your desires of the seductresses in there. Like a long foreplay without the happy climax. For money, at that. In this case, i think the use of a prostitute is much more justified and less depressing in the long run.

I agree, despite never having been in one.

Smoking. Instant deal-breaker. I simply cannot stand the smell of a cigarette smoker's breath. There is nothing that turns me off more than seeing an attractive person take out a cigarette. I even hate letting relatives who smoke into my house because the entire house stinks for hours afterwards.

Yes to this. You see a pretty girl when you're out and then they light up. Yuck.

Straight Male troper here. Here's some stuff I dislike

Yaoi, but being a straight male, i suspect that's to be expected.

'Expansion', AKA fan art that makes attractive female characters huge fat abominations. I don't like ridiculously skinny either, but thats just gross.

Ridiculously huge mammaries. I like small boobs

Poop, farting, and the like.

I have a foot fetish, so this may seem weird, but I can't stand the sight of foot jobs. The penis is not a sexy thing.

All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street... THEY WANK YOU WITH THEIR FEET--Oh. Sorry there. Anyway, I second that. And yes, that song is at fault; ever since I heard it, I cannot take the footjob seriously anymore.

like wise, blow jobs. ick. This one I don't mind irl, but i don't like seeing it.

This troper likes threesomes---two girls and a guy, both in porn and real life. This troper does not like going to his favorite porn site, cuing up a threesome...and seeing a girl who looks just enough like his sister-in-law to invoke a certain uncanny valley effect. If I ever wanted to quit masturbating for any reason, that would be my go-to video. Just. WRONG. All I could think was "that's my brother's wife and nephew's mom...I mean, I know it isn't her, but..." Squick-tastic.

Despite not liking to wear jeans myself, this troper loves when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans and takes them off to reveal that she isn't wearing anything under them. So while looking for such examples of porn, I happened across a video titled along the lines of "girl farting in her jeans". Despite the less-than-promising title, I decided to check the video out, partly out of some kind of morbid curiosity, party out of the assumption that the farting in question might have been one goofy moment in the video that I could skip over to get to the good parts. Long story short, it wasn't. This troper would like to believe that what he saw wasn't meant to be porn, but something about the video itself wasn't telling me that I was right.

This troper has noticed that in the vast majority of straight porn, and a good chunk of gay porn, the person on the receiving end of the dick WILL NOT SHUT UP. Sure, the occasional "ooh yeah" or if I'm feeling kinky, "fuck me with that big dick" is fine. And if they had a sexy voice, I wouldn't care if they talked nonstop. But the problem is.... THEY DON'T. In fact, most of the voices are as un-sexy as possible, and they seem to be on a continuous stream of passive moaning and cluster f bombs. Straight porn is probably the biggest offender of this, as the way the women moan is often so over the top yet uninterested, as well as them often saying incredibly dumb things and stating the obvious ("oooh yeah your dick's in my cunt! OOOH YEAH YOUR DICK IS MY FUCKING CUNT FUCK YEAH!"), that he cant help but just start laughing.

This troper can't stand looking at a female nude when the woman's face isn't in view. Be it that she isn't looking at the camera or the image cuts off at her neck, she could have the best body ever, but without a face to go with it, this troper is less aroused and more worried that she's not as attractive as the picture my lead one to think.

This troper would like to second that. Faces are the most attractive part of the body. Who wants to have sex with a faceless body-doll?

The thought of that in a literal sense goes beyond fetish retardant and into high octane nightmare fuel territory.

A far-too-common occurence in porn for this (male, straight) troper: Two people are having sex. The woman is attractive, it's all good and sexy. Then suddenly, the camera cuts to the guy's sweating, snarling, grunting face and ''stays there'' for what seems like an eternity. '''Why?''' I'm clearly watching the video to see the pretty naked woman, why on Earth would you think I would want to see nothing but the face of some guy having sex? Especially because it greatly raises the risk of Eye Slippage, and therefore Lower Whiplash. Double negative points if the guy in question is uglier that the girl, as is also far too prevelant (when I see Hot Girl/Ugly Guy, I'm suddenly too busy feeling sorry for the girl to be aroused).

"Lesbian" porn, where the girls clearly aren't into each other and aren't even pretending like they are. Usually consisting of the two of them staring "sexily" at the camera, caressing toys and doing that weird toungue-licking-not-quite-kissing thing. Yawn.

Catfights. Nothing wrong with a DesignatedGirlFight, but when it is played for FanService it doesn't turn me on.

This troper has a saliva/drool fetish. In fact it's the first fetish I ever had. But so much saliva related porn is DONE HORRIBLY WRONG. The line between turn on and horrible turn off is thinner than a thread. Sometimes I felt both from the same video. The only ones that have done it right are the ones where it's unintentional or played for laughs. Too much saliva porn makes the girls drool like a St Bernard with their tongues hanging out or doing other weird unsexy things (and to second what another said, I hate the porn star look too so she has to REALLY do it right to overcome that, and they never do), it's so unsexy that it becomes funny. What I like is when a girl simply just doesn't swallow her saliva and continues to act normal despite that. I like the way a girl's voice sounds with a lot of saliva in her mouth (but oddly enough it's the biggest turn on if she's talking about normal every day things). Basically a 10 minute Vlog where a naturally pretty girl just simply doesn't swallow her spit while she's talking. But I must be the only person in the world who that'd be a market for.

Herms. I find them to be HighOctaneNightmareFuel, {{Squick}}, NauseaFuel, UncannyValley, and EldritchAbomination. This isn't ''just'' something I see in the FurryFandom, I find that stuff all over hentai. But I honestly do '''''NOT''''' think anyone who likes herms so much would '''''want''''' to be a herm. I really don't want to sound homophobic or anti transgender, but to me, you're either a woman or a man.

My friends love to roleplay stuff with me. The problem is, they assume I'm into that stuff too, when I really only tolerate it to be more mature than them.

I hate it when depressing background music plays in hentai. I can't find any satisfaction in it when I feel like I'm about to burst into tears.