This troper has done it twice. Once while throwing his backpack over his shoulder, he smacked the chest of a girl walking by. He was somewhat surprised to have actually hit her breasts. The second time was when he turned around with a stack of papers in his hand. This second time, he figured there was little else on the girls torso to hit.

This troper was once a victim to this. I was standing next to a friend of mine, and she was talking and moving her hands a lot when she accidentally, erm... brushed up against something of mine. Incidentally, she subverted this by /intentionally/ grabbing said area when someone pointed it out. (I...tend to find myself in these sort of situations... )

This troper was sparring a female during Combatives training once. After a particularly vicious round of grappling he came out on top, but with one hand about three inches higher than he wanted. Both of us were too stunned to say anything for several seconds, and then she escaped the position and pinned him. Hard.

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As someone who frequently has to fight girls during his judo and kendo lessons, I can tell you that this trope makes it uncomfortable for me to grapple or jab in certain areas. However, I usually get over it during tournaments if that girl turns out to be particularly vicious.

A woman's breasts are almost as sensitive to pain as a man's genitals.

This troper was sitting in his high school lunchroom, minding his own business. He then put his hands behind his head and leaned back... just as a surprisingly well endowed girl walked by.

The same thing happened to this troper, except that it took place in a restaurant and the girl was his waitress. He hopes that she did not put anything nasty into his plate after that.

This troper, braking his car abruptly, unthinkingly reached across his rather "talented" passenger to brace her against being thrown forward. She ''was'' wearing a seatbelt, so the chivalrous gesture was completely unnecessary (not to mention that taking his hand off the wheel at that point was ''stupid''). Fortunately, she was understanding about it ... and didn't think her husband needed to know.

ThisTroper was standing in front of the computer in his class room when a girl on the other side of a table in the middle of the room asked him to hand her a couple sheets of printer paper. I grab it, and having no idea who is around me, I swing around, paper in hand, to walk over and hand it to her. The problem? The girl's friend, who I estimate to be somewhere around an ''E'', walked up next to me to get the paper and I accidentally smack her right in the bosom. Most people in the room didn't appear to notice just ''where'' I had hit her, and she being a nice girl laughed about it. I immedietly proceeded to smack my head against the computer a few times.

Don't play Ultimate Frisbee with girls in bikinis. Unless you can get away without getting slapped in the face. If you can, go right ahead.

During a chemistry lab this troper was paired with a comely female. He asked her to get a piece of equipment and then reached his hand out to the side to wait for it. Half a second later he felt something much softer and squishier than the required thermometer because the girl had leaned over to get the instrument. She laughed about it and proceeded to actually go out of her way to place her chest in my hand whenever I held out my hand to ask for something.

You lucky sucker.

This troper had a similar experience, except he and the girl were face-to-face while she handed him a required item (perhaps because she was standing rather close; and it was this troper's free hand, not the hand accepting the item, that got the handful). She didn't seem have any reaction whatsoever though (while this troper just acted like nothing happened).

This Troper had a TFTM moment when he was at his friends' house. One of my friends was on his computer at his desk. Another of my friends was out of the room, and slightly drunk at this point. I was pacing around the room, pitching an idea to my friend on the computer. Another of my friends, and owner of said mammary, was lying on the couch. Then, as I was facing the couch but staring out the window, my friend who was outside the room decided to run back in, grab me and push/trip me over for the lulz of it. My face went straight towards the floor, but my hand went... elsewhere. Needless to say, she was sufficiently creeped out and never looked at me in the same way again.

She never looked at you in the same way again, because your 'friend' decided to push you over.

This troper was at the beach watching the sunset with some of her friends. We were taking photos of each other and me and one other girl were sitting on a bench when I reached over to hug her for a photo. I grabbed on to her boob instead of her shoulder... needless to say I was suitably embarassed but kept cracking up laughing about it for the rest of the night. I think it creeped her out a bit.

This troper's gay male friend did this. The straight female on the receiving was displeased, even though there there wasn't much reason for him to touch her there in the first place. #QUOTE#'''Hetero Girl Friend:''' Hey! Did your hand just brush against my boob!\\ '''Gay Male Friend:''' Oops! I'm so sorry!\\ '''This Troper:''' It's okay, he's gay!

The above troper would also like to mention that his female friends pretend to be angry with males if the females spill something on the front of their shirts and and the male points it out. "Why are you looking at my chest, anyway?", indeed.

Sorry, I'm nearsighted and they're closer.

"Because that's where your boobs are. Duh."

This troper did this (by accident, of course), complete with TitleDrop, before he even discovered this trope. She found it so hilarious that she forgot to MegatonPunch him.

This troper did it twice, in the same day, to his girlfriend. Both time he was attempting to give her a hug.

Also happened to ThisTroper when I was in High School. I was hanging out trying to be nice to the girl with the disfiguring birthmark on her face. She hugs me very tight for being nice to her. Then I realized, she has a MostCommonSuperpower, they were pressed against me!

This Troper once did this to a friend while we were rehearsing for school play, which involved a CatFight. We both sort of shrugged it off.

This Troper was playing Gridiron in international sports at high school (I'm an Aussie), and having no idea what to do, I tried to block people, mostly girls, from getting through when they run by stretching my arms out. I started coathangering them (hitting their necks). So I lowered my arms. What's a few centimetres below a girl's neck? Yeah. Suffice to say it only happened once, and I had a stunned silence after I'd done it the first time. I also put this in Accidental Pervert, though it's probably both.

This Troper once scored a grope while playing touch football in gym class back in high school. I wasn't intentionally trying to cop a feel, but my body's momentum resulted in my hands touching the breast of a girl on the other team when I tried to slow down. She realized where I touched and tried to call me out for it, but just let it go after she realized it was completely accidental. Too bad for me that there was very little there to reward my hand with anyway. It was like touching Rukia from {{Bleach}}. Nothing to celebrate about. T_T

This troper's boyfriend told me that he accidentally groped my boob the one time that he had his arm around me. I honestly didn't notice it at the time. Though, I don't really care if he does touch my boobs anyways, he has full permission to touch them.

This troper's gay male friend accidentally did this to her roommate. He's a very nervous sort and immediately became very apologetic and started rambling "Oh my God, I just grabbed your boob! I'm so sorry! I'm gay, I swear!". He told this troper that he hoped she believed him, to which this troper reminded her friend that he could hardly be mistaken for straight.

This female troper was once hanging out with two female friends, who I'll refer to as "Dorothy" and "Alice" to protect the innocent, outside in the school commons area during lunch. Dorothy grabs Alice's arms and does the "Stop hitting yourself" thing in a jokeful manner, however, at one point, Alice's right hand accidentally ends up on my chest. (And for a tween, I have fairly large breasts.) It doesn't really help that I've had a bit of a small crush on her for quite some time.

For a tween, you seem oddly familiar with your sexuality.

During a warm up game of tag for my (co-ed) soccer team, this happened several times when this troper tried to get female players. Reactions varied greatly.

This troper has intentionally invoked this trope at times while playing with ChivalrousPervert aspect for fun with girls I liked or interested in me, while pretending to be a complete accident then flirting it off. Though one time it did happen to me seriously was when I was learning judo and was with this girl who was kinda shy. I was going to go for a takedown with her, but I grabbed something else I didn't plan on at the time. She was blushing and kinda embarrased at first, though later got her to be comfortable and laugh about it with me by being friendly and flirting with her.

This troper experienced one very subtley - at a bar with a group of co-workers, one of the females, seated across him, leaned over to get something. It so happened the troper's hand was at chest level and splayed out forwards (forgot the reason why), and got a handful. Somehow the girl didn't notice, at all.

A sort of "lucky" grab - years earlier while in the driver's seat of his car he was helping his female passenger (a former neighbor before she moved out and got married) with her shoulder belt, and in doing so got a handful. The girl just looked at him stoically, so he's not sure if she had any reaction to it (nothing was said about it anyway). Otherwise other (accidental) instances of getting hold of one of her mamaries elicited a rather creepy growl from her (one that sounded like Rita Moreno's (of TheElectricCompany fame) "HEY YOU GUYS!").

This troper heard one of the best apologies for this-- she was minding her own business in the (fairly crowded) green room of her high-school theatre when a girl's hand reached around a costume rack and took a handful of her chest... but then stopped immediately, and the rather flustered girl came around to give her a hug, spluttering "I'm so sorry, honey, I thought you were Marc!"

Not entirely sure if this belongs here, but this (female) troper recently had an experience where she was at a party (of a rather interesting variety...) where her male friend was taking off her tank-top. Unfortunately, the tank-top had a built-in bra that caught on the actual bra she was wearing. In the few seconds it took her friend to realize this, she flashed the whole room. Luckily not many people were paying attention (they were busy) and her friend apologized profusely. This troper, however, was so used to being groped in jest that she didn't really mind.

This (Asexual Male) troper had a (Straight Male) friend who, throughout high school, would ocassionally grab his breast for comedy.

This troper has a time he'll never forgets when he accidentally grabs a girl's breast while playing the blind man with his group.

This Troper was in a co-ed gym class in grade 8. One day, we played a game called Planets. (Or something like that) A bunch of kids would sit on the ground in a circle and link arms and try not to get pulled off by anyone outside said circle. This troper grabbed a fairly busty girl around the waist and tried to pull her out. Cue his hands sliding up her shirt and accidentally grabbing a handfull.

This Troper had a particularly awkward moment of this with her gay friend once. He always liked to poke and pinch this troper in the stomach for no real reason...and well you can probably see where this story is going. It was very awkward for both of us (more so for him, this troper thinks) but it was funny.

This troper is rather well endowed and has a lot of friends (male and female) who will hug her from behing (them standing, her sitting.) This leads to an awkward problem for the guys of having nowhere to put their hands that isn't a danger zone. I tend to be pretty relaxed about any unintentional touching.

This (female) Troper was once sitting at a high bar stool when a very tall male friend hugged her from behind with a clear attempt to subvert this - his arms were around my stomach, which was honestly more awkward.

This (male) troper is a dancer and a mime and thus has a pretty smooth body language and gesture delivery. When with friends in a crowdy area, he often tends to perform simple "traffic control" by using polite pushes and prods to move people out of others' way or into seats or into positions for photos, all in proper gentlemanly fashion. This, my friends, is a ticket to getting away scot free with many a semi-accidental grope. "Oops, sorry!" and a proper apologetic face and it's 1:0 for this troper.

This (male, of course) troper who is pretty much the definition of {{Asexual}}, had a {{Thanks For The Mammary}} moment with a girl from his school. We were told to head outside real quick to grab some rocks to examine, which we did. So I found a rock nearby and picked it up, but as I was standing up, raised my hand to cover my mouth to stop from yawning and coped a feel of a pretty cute girl at my school. We stood there, in silence, for a good twenty seconds, before I let go and just kind of said, "Um..." and I, in a moment of {{Holding the Idiot Ball}} I squeezed her breast. This is the conversation... #QUOTE#Her: ... #QUOTE#Me: ... (letting go of her breast) #QUOTE#Her: Um... #QUOTE#Me: Sorry... #QUOTE#Her: It's... alright... #QUOTE#Me: ... That was... an accident. #QUOTE#Her: Yeah... um... so... #QUOTE#Me: Yeah... #QUOTE#Her: Noah (name changed), right? #QUOTE#Me: Yeah. Alice (name changed), right? #QUOTE#Her: Yeah... #QUOTE#Me: ... (clicks tongue)

Happened to this male troper back in high school, once. I was walking down a flight of stairs, and stumbled halfway down. When you fall, you automatically put your arms up forward to catch your balance and not land on your face (or maybe that's just me?). In any event, I did this, just as a girl was walking past the bottom of the steps. There was accidental groping, and my friends never let me live it down.

Happened to this troper in his glory days of high school. In my old Photography class, the threshold to the school's dark room has a big black curtain hanging over it as a method of preventing light from entering. This troper used to extend his arms outward to pull back the curtain, but one day unwittingly did this while a certain beautiful female classmate that he was crushing on was directly across from it. Breasts were felt, and cheeks glowed red. In my defense, it's not like I was actually ''aware'' of what I was doing as it happened. it's entirely conceivable that I was subconsciously wishing something like that would happen...

This troper was walking in a crowded hallway in school and another girl who was walking in the opposite direction got pushed. Her hand accidentally grabbed one of my boobs when she was pushed in front of me. We both just kept on walking.

Happened between this [male] troper and one of his previous girlfriends [before they dated], in a cramped, dark room. [To first person!] She'd stolen my spiked wristband, of which I'm particularly fond of, and curled around it while turning her back to me. I had to get to an angle in which the dog collar she'd put on me [...don't ask] didn't strangle me, but the same position prevented me from seeing ANYTHING. I put my arm around her body and blindly groped and squeezed, trying to find her hand. I found something else, since she was rather well-endowed. Cue girl stiffening and whipping around. She looked me dead in the eye and laughingly said "You just squeezed my boob." I was about to DIE with mortification, and everyone around us was about to die with laughter.

A foggy mind can result in this. Math class started early in the day during my first semester of college, which is good for morning people. Me, on the other hand... Our hero's story begins several minutes before midterms. I and another student had opened the doors and stepped halfway in when we realized the teacher was still giving midterms for an earlier class. He announced this, and I complied, reaching behind me for the half-opened door--unaware that said student had the same idea. After realizing that what I had just put my hand on was something decidedly undoorlike, I turned around, discovering that it was actually the student's bosom. She let me off with an apology.

This happened to this male troper in high school. As a teacher's assistant for the culinary class, I escorted a girl on the student council into the kitchen so she could store some food. She followed me into the walk-in freezer, each of us carrying two tubs of ice cream. While we were in there, the power went out, leaving us in the dark. I had just put my tubs down, and told her I would put hers on the shelf. Reaching for the tubs, I instead grabbed her breasts. Her reaction was to shriek, then laugh hysterically. I apologised, and got the ice cream on the shelf. The power came back on a minute later, and the incident was never mentioned again. I never did get any of that ice cream though... Go back to ThanksForTheMammary. Just be careful where you put your hands.