Despite (and because of, really) the aforementioned male dominance of the field in fiction, I'd like to say that I do know a glittering example of the Kavorka Lady. There's a girl I know from college who (without meaning to be rude) is plain, pale and doughy, rarely seen out of pyjamas and flip-flops, and is bossy, abrasive and extraordinarily high-maintenance. Despite this, she's considered a Memetic Sex Goddess by most of the guys (and many of the girls) in my year, and has a bunch of guys from her high school literally on a waiting list to spend the weekend tucked up in bed with her. Being one of those who finds her sexy to an aesthetically inexplicable extent, I suspect it's a lot to do with confidence. Never, ever having to second-guess what your partner wants from a relationship (because, oh boy, will she have told you) does rather appeal if you're the type who worries about that a lot.

This tropette also used to know a girl like that back in high school. Really, I didn't understand how she could land such good-looking guys while having a painfully flat ass, a plain B-cup, dull eyes, a rather creepy smile, a face covered in acne scars and being part of your typical gossipy, bitchy, backstabbing, pretentious GirlPosse. Not to mention, the rest of her "friends" were ''way'' prettier than her. But then again, as said above, she was very self-confident.

I don't meet any of the attractiviness standards in our culture, but I'm available. All the time, and I put a lot of energy into it. The ladies love that.

(Schol-R-LEA) Every time I see my father with a woman a third of his age.

Around half of the student's in this troper's last year at high school. Includes one guy who is an obese, unintelligent wanker whose only merit is he can play the tuba - and this troper's sister is among the many girls to date him.

This troper's late step-grandfather (stepfather of my father). A throughly unpleasant and obnoxious man. Yet at the age of 74 he ''had to marry'' a lady of 18 years (his ''fourth'' wife). Yet they were divorced in less than six months, before the baby was born.

ThisTroper knows several guys from his summer camp who qualify. The first is, to be honest, odd-looking. (No facial hair at all, and a voice that barely seems to have hit puberty, at ''nineteen''. Despite the fact that he treats the girls around him like garbage, copping feels and stealing kisses left and right, everyone still loves him. (The fact that he's a staff brat might have something to do with that). The other guy has no virtues at all. Major acne issues, an annoying voice and a habit of explosively vomiting all over the lunch table. Girls adore him, and he was (kinda-sorta) dating the adorably klutzy girl ThisTroper had his eyes on by the end of the week. Bitter, me? Naw.

Textbook definition of this troper's ex-fiance. Patchy peachfuzz, showered twice a week (I actually asked and that was his response), crooked and yellow teeth, and a total asshole to boot. What was I thinking? Thank God we never actually got married - my genes certainly aren't perfect, but I'd hate for my children to have DNA that's half his.

This troper loves his brother, but has no idea how he gets the women he does.

This troper has seen many an ugly guy who manages to easily attract girls. His best friend, a girl, even dated a few of them, and when she broke up with one, the guy would already have another girlfriend within a few days. What this troper seriously doesn't understand is that even though he is as ugly as them, girls rarely come to him unless asking for help.

This troper recently met his estranged father. And his current second wife. And father's former girlfriend from the university with whom he (not the troper) is still on good terms. Both women, like this troper's mother, are above average in looks (At least for their age), education and intelligence (well...), if not way above. Did I mention that said father is short, once dropped out from university, needed financial support from his mother throughout his life, didn't care much for his children (just saying "I love you" is a bit cheap), is far from being athletic (in case you thought that), and recently lost his driving licence? This troper is close to giving up on women, seeing them act so stupid.

This troper has no clue how exactly he manages to attract girls.. I'm a self proclaimed Asshole with so much arrogance it hurts. Most of my jokes are at the expense of others. Hell, I'm even a complete weirdo who really should be a social outcast.. and yet I've even managed to pick up a girl WHILE DRESSED AS A PIRATE.

The above post reminds me of me and a few of my buddies. Sure, I ''am'' quite handsome(self-obsessed as that sounds), humorous, quip-loving and more polite than before. Otherwise, I wouldn't call myself an ideal person by any stretch. If my family is to be believed, I have always been pretty much an impossible person. Hell, my elementary school years... I was late almost every day, liked to curse loudly during lessons(just because I loved shocking teachers) and fought with other trouble-kids for the hell of it. Also got detention on my first day at school for flicking off to some old ugly hag passing by. Turned out to be the '''principal'''. (My big brother has been quite an influence.) Things only slightly toned down in middle school. I haven't told a half! And every once a few whiles beautiful girls approach me and beg for a date. Weird world!

Then there are two of my best pals, John and Davis. John's like me in many respects, except hairier, louder, ruder and more of a show-off. One of my then-girlfriends commented he actually ''almost made me look like a nice boy''(which would explain). Davis seems to compete with John in his own game. Unlike John, he isn't even blessed with decent looks or striking sense of style. Still, both have scored girls, some of them really alluring hotties. Picture a towering jock with a face like Bob Marley's and a gangly, unkempt chav with a long, combed-back, greasy hair. Give them both Tommy DeVito's habit of cursing and you start to get an image.

This Troper's divorced father looks like a hungover Mike Myers, yet he scores a lot of dates

This Troper's uncle looks like a cross between Henry Kissinger and Severus Snape, but he is incredibly lucky in love. Maybe it's because he's a good dancer.

One of my friends is a very short, very unhealthy individual with a very bad temper. He has a massively chested girlfriend (five years they've been together), a massively chested friend with benefits (that his girlfriend knows nothing about), at least three other attractive girls who for years have expressed their intentions to have sex with him, and possibly more that I don't know about. All I get is variations of the "37 dicks" scene from Clerks, and other worse accidents. His Kavorka is impossible to compete with. Any girl I try to move in on is fixated on him.

This troper used to be an overweight, neurotic loner who would occasionally have a girl way out of his league fall head-over-heels for him. He is now slim, athletic, friendly . . . and dateless. Go figure.

This troper is alive thanks to a Kavorka Man...and seems to have inherited his father's abilities. I'm irascible, misogynistic, lazy, morally bankrupt, and guaranteed to make women sick of me inside of two months. But I can make anyone laugh, and I'm clearly fascinating enough that women will sleep with me because they find they want to know more. I don't understand it either. But it gets me laid.

This (male) troper is socially awkward, not really attractive (I'm a bit overweight and look about average if I remeber to shave.)) and most girls in my school seem interested in me. maybe it has something to do with the fact that most of my friends are girls...?

This troper was born to a Kavorka man. He had bad teeth, smoked like a fiend, had this ridiculous comb-over, was fat, and was an all-around unpleasant man. I have no idea what my mother saw in him. Thankfully they are now divorced, and for the most part, I think I've averted this trope (helps that I gained my looks, habits, and personality more from my mother).

Despite looking like Michael Mcintyre's marginally fatter brother and sporting a beard that would be laughed off of Elijah Wood's face this troper apparently managed to attract the intentions of an attractive Itallian girl in his English Literature class. Maybe it was the vocabulary I could bludgeon someone with, maybe it's my knack of flirting best when I don't try but I was utterly oblivious to this and I'm even more in the dark as to why anyone would ever want anything to do with a bloke like me.

This troper has a friend who is not only fairly unattractive, but can at times be quite creepy towards women he's interested in. He's almost constantly in the company of one or more beautiful lasses. No-one's quite sure how he does it.

My (former)uncle is morbidly obese, buck-toothed, and a {{manipulative bastard}}. It took my aunt almost ''twenty years'' to finally divorce him because of all his indiscretions.

This Troper's best friend is this. He has a rat face, a long nose, thin lips, and beady eyes. He is also a GoodIsNotNice loner. Despite this, he manages to have a smoking hot fiancee. However, he is a black belt, and has a fairly attractive body, making him a male equivalent of a {{Butterface}}.