Tropers/CabbitGirlEmi and laptop. OHH YEAH~

This troper ships Bardiche/Raging Heart. It's only fair; everyone else on that show gets shipped with someone.

This troper is currently working on a "Franziska Von Karma/Whip" fanfic.

Link please. For... research purposes.

Also, this troper (same as above) ships himself with his thermal blanket. The less said about this, the better.

From the ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds}}'' fandom, I like to ship (when I'm not shipping him with Luna aka Ruka) Lucciano with Jack Atlas's trading cards. It makes total sense!

After watching three quarters of ''{{Slayers}} TRY'', this troper can only conclude that the truest pairing in the series is Gourry/Squeaky Hammer.

Don't forget Filia/Mace-sama. Also, one of the Radio dramas has Zelgadis/stone wall. Most well known in the fandom though is Zelgadis/toaster. It's even got its own livejournal community.

This troper is a proud supporter of Sasuke/Log.

''Serenity''/''Millenium Falcon'' is a favorite ship (pun so very much intended) of this troper.

My frieind once mentioned Engineer's Sentry/Sasha. I proceeded to punch him in the gut.

''Film/StarTrek'': The ''Narada'' clearly has the hots for Kirk. At least, in this troper's eyes.

This troper is sure he remembers one of those reading trainer books from primary school where the main plot was a LovePotion going wrong and causing a character to fall in love with a table. If memory serves, they tried to elope.

Any chance it was called "Coping With Love?". Was it a man in a bunny suit and a coffee table? Though, if memory serves, it wasn't so much the effect of a love potion as the man's insanity.

This troper's friend wrote a song for said Troper revolving around her love/hate relationship with her microwave.

This troper has come across quite a few {{Vocaloid}} fanfictions/fanart - from weird-but-funny to just flat-out disturbing. These include Miku/Leek, Kaito/Ice cream, and Len/Banana.

A friend of one of our troper friends used to own a Cloud/Masamune {{Doujinshi}}.

This TV tropes lurker has seen a fanfic involving a Kadaj's motorcycle/Yazoo's motorcycle/Loz's motorcycle threesome. The same author also wrote Rufus' cellphone/Jenova. Yeah.

That motorcycle three-way gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "taking it up the tailpipe", doesn't it?

Plus cellphone/cellphone and Fenrir (Cloud's motorcycle) getting it on with a Shinra chopper.

The Rufus Shinra x furniture FanFic under VideoGames is decidedly better than any fics this troper has seen of Marten Reed (of ''QuestionableContent'')'s dream where he had intercourse with his sofa.

On a forum I used to frequent, we decided that all Crack-ships with Katara in them had to end in "-tara". (A little {{Take That}} to Zutara.) One guy found a screen shot of Katara staring lovingly at Jet's piece of straw. Thus, Twigtara was born.

This troper gleefully (and shamelessly) ships El Nino/La Nina.

I guess that would qualify as a ToyShip?

OMG, that's adorable! You've converted me!

{{Truth in Television}}: Anyone who has used a sex toy by themselves in one way or another (this troper knows a few people who name theirs) has engaged in some form of Cargo Ship.

Guilty!

High pressure bath tub faucets.

On December 29th, 2014, the euro is legal.

This troper is only slightly ashamed to admit that she has an, ahem, ''thing'' for the Statue of Liberty. This NWS picture did not help things.

Liberty/Justice, as seen here.

This troper is fairly certain that the song ''Yankee Rose'' is about David Lee Roth wanting to bang the Statue of Liberty.

WordOfGod says it ''is''.

This troper makes frequent references to pineapples (no, it doesn't make sense in context). And now she's apparently married to one.

Highlighters. That is all.

{{House}}/cane forever!!!1!

Heresy. House's true love is clearly Vicodin.

My friends, family, coworkers, classmates, and teachers all ship Me/Books.

Based on a joke made in a ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' chat room about the nature of his love for his work, several people on two message boards now ship Charles Ofdensen/fax machine.

After the hilarious sequence after meeting defeating the AIDA Seed'd Sakaki where he trips and plummets off a cliff, this troper and her friend ship Cliff/Sakaki. She also jokingly ships Cliff with Garland.

This troper loves her computer in a brother-sister, non-incestuous way. However, she loves her tablet and DS... differently. I have nuzzled them against my cheek and cooed sweet nothings at them. I am not embarrassed by this, because I've seen soooooo much worse on the internet. X3

This troper is occasionally mentioned to be married to a pineapple. Don't ask.

Note}} Mikami/Nickname}} Martin OTP! [[{{Dont explain the joke}} For those of you who don't get it, Martin is Mikami's fountain pen of doom]].

This Troper x This Building. It was across the river from my workplace, and with the sunlight shining on the limestone facade and the mirror-bright glass and chrome ... it's almost sexy.

''MassEffect'': Normandy x Citadel Rapid Transit (OTP!)

This Troper ships {{Johnny Depp}} x hats and/or long coats. {{Alice in Wonderland}}, {{Pirates of The Caribbean}}, {{Public Enemies}}...he's also frequently seen wearing fedoras when not acting.

This Troper x Shovel was once canon for awhile. There's even fanart.

Drumsticks. The musical implement, not the chicken part.

Did you meet at band camp?

For some strange reason half this troper's Lacrosse team ships this Troper/the goal, though she has heard a few ships for Troper/Lacrosse ball. She's confused by it, especially since the whole thing ends up as a Goal/Troper/Ball setting where the Goal and the Ball hate each other. She much prefers her katana collection for this sort of thing.

This Troper's cat x wet towels. It's actually canon. No jokes.

This troper sees your cat/wet towels and raises you cat/plastic grocery bags.

Meanwhile, this troper has cat/clothes. Being an enormous slut, he is never with the same one.

This Troper ships Clyde/Taco

This troper was there when the France/Gazebo pairing was ''conceived''. See, we were screwing around in the OOC chat in the RPG I'm in, and we were reminiscing about the story about a roleplayer who was such an idiot he attacked a gazebo, and then we got the idea to bring a gazebo to Hogwarts (where our RPG was set). We started speculating about what our characters would do, and our resident France player (sadly now gone) said he would probably make out with the gazebo. I put the prompt on the Hetalia KinkMeme as a joke, and a CargoShip was born.

SCP-294/SCP-261. Love between vending machines.

Chekov/Russia. It's practically canon!

After building his first computer system, This Troper was accused many times that week of being in love with it, even by his then-girlfriend.

What can I say, there's just something appealing about the F-15 S/MTD. I'd say it's the best non-superfighter plane in any ''AceCombat'' game.

This troper once advised his freshmen inspired by Stephen Colbert ("Control your physical desires! Otherwise the boys will have sex with the coffee machine at the first floor, and the girls with something worse - the men of our major!"). And somehow a few men wanted to discuss the "sex with a coffee machine" thing...

This troper thinks there's some potential for Jack Skellington/Sandy Claws' hat.

Also, somebody suggested on the WMG page Jack/Spiral Hill.

When this troper had one with a small pillow as a little kid. Used to take it evrywhere until one day it got lost at a supermarket. Tears ensued.

This troper's friend made a prompt on an ''AxisPowersHetalia'' forum, challenging someone to pair up Alfred (America) x a hamburger This Troper's reaction? VomitIndiscretionShot.

This troper has a tendency to ship her friends with ''everything''. Tall buildings, homicidal dolls, ''corners'' (as in the geometric...thingy); you name it, I'll ship it.

''{{Inception}}'': Saito/Carpet. Oh yes.

This troper has an affair with his wok.

Eleven/Fez

Brenda/Babs. Sure, Lt. Tao has something of a crush on Babs, but Brenda was the one who went from derisive comments to thanking Babs for her help over the course of an episode.

This troper has an affair with guns. Lots of guns. Does that make a... Polygamous Cargo Ship?

This troper read a ''KatekyoHitmanReborn'' fic in which Hibari shows his love for Namimori School by having sex with the wall. It was rather well written, believe it or not...

There's more where that came from, and they're ''all'' well written. Because this is srsbsns

One artist on {{deviantART}} decided to spend Valentine's Day with... her PSP.

This troper and her friend ship Prince Zuko/Tsungi Horn. Said shipping mostly involves writing ZUNGI HORN on each other's Facebook walls when the other person is not expecting it.

This Troper is divided between an innocent, soft, cute pillow and a hot mistress whose name is The Internet.

You too? Man, those girls really get around...

This Troper and his soft pillow also. Seriously, that utter {{moeblob}}iness.....

While exploring ''{{Touhou}}'' fandom, I somehow conceived the idea of Marisa/hakkero. There is a reason all of her magic is powered by love.

There are also instances of Chiyuri being paired up with Mimi-chan the ICBM. By the way, this Troper has found some enthusiasm over Koishi/hat. If it wasn't for that creepy fan video where Koishi goes fishing and everything goes wrong...

I ship Mima/Kikuri. If you don't know who Kikuri is, she's the giant bronze disk that acts as the moon of hell. Then again, I ship Mima/Everyone. Marisa had to learn how to steal hearts somewhere.

My mom ships Snowsky/Computer.

I'm currently in a love affair with woodless color pencils.

Last weekend, two of my best friends took turns molesting a vacuum cleaner. *Sigh* And yes. It was clearly molestation. That poor vacuum cleaner.

These ships are blasphemy! This troper/chocolate. We have a wonderful relationship, I'm telling you.

This troper has shipped all the following:

Gir/Piggy (nigh canon)

Chocolate Fish/Chocolate Bar (possibly canon)

A canon pairing from EddsWorld pairing a seemingly random person/a sandwich

Oddly enough, himself/his NintendoDS (canon)

His friend John/John's notebook (not canon)

John/John's PSP (not canon)

His brother Paul/Paul's Wii (possibly canon)

Basically, me and all my friends are Cargo Shippers, or at least tolerates it.

Kyukyu-kun/pole, anyone?

This troper ships Kingdom Hearts/the moon/the moon for reasons she doesn't fully understand. And has contemplated bringing the full moon from [=GTA3=] into the equation, rocking a bullet-induced scar.

Sherlock/Violin, because you KNOW it's canon.

This troper sees great potential in the {{Warhammer 40000}} universe:

Gunner Ferik Jurgen/every scout salamander ever.

The Exalted/The Covenant of Blood.

I ship The TARDIS from Doctor who with Mr.Smith from the Sarah Jane adventure's.

This troper ships Floboe ([=FlutexOboe=]) and [=SDDSi=] (her DSi and it's SD card). It's the perfect match! She's also totally not in love with her blankets

Here's my list of {{CargoShip}}s:

Ed's head x Winry's wrench, or just Winry and her wrench.

Spongebob x Giant Rock: "It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!" *glomps rock*

Maka x Book

Shinigami x Mandolin

Chrona x Mr. Corner, anyone?

Edd x his hat. He never takes it off, and it seems to be glued to his head at times.

Eddy x cash. Duh!

Ed x Gravy!

Plank x Kevin's bike!

Winry's wrench x Plank

Plank x Mandolin

Plank x The Moon

The Hungarian band Bees wrote a lovesong to the {{Barbie}} Doll.

Jinjoman is quite fond of his little T-Phage plush toy; he sleeps with it every night.

For a while, this troper's friends shipped This Troper/Borders. But then Borders closed and I was never to love again.

This Troper ships HERSELF with books and/or her various artbooks... for a prude, This Troper really gets around.

Plus, the Interwebz.

Also, for This Same Troper... does Eleven/TARDIS count? Since TARDIS IS a ship (wee, puns) and sort of an inatimate pbject, but a sentient one at that... any help???

Sadly This Troper's father ships her/his computer. All because she called it sexy when she first saw it. But then again it is~

Same troper is also paired with her laptop, Jessibelle.

This troper (and a few of her fellow art students) have found themselves romantically interested in a certain grade of pencil lead. Specifically, 2B. Hard enough to get the job done, soft enough to make it nice and smooth... oh baby I love it when you blend so good... (we might have problems.)

This troper likes these

Strider Sheena and Coffee

Strider Kain and rocket launchers

Racer Bomber and Yaoi fanfics

Racer Bomber and crashing down trees (It makes sense really)

Shirobom and Yandere

Aobom and food

Midori and bugs (His team mate names in Bomberman Hardball are bug theme)

Jack and his wooden horse

[{Tsukihime Ciel]] and [[TrademarkFavoriteFood curry]