This troper appears to be in one of these. The first time we really talk to each other was when we were arguing about something(can't remember what but I know it was pointless). For three months after that day we just started arguing whenever we spoke. However as time went on it seemed to appear(and feel) more like a strange form of flirting, something her friends pointed out as often as possible. It finally got to the point where one of them asked if I was taking her to an upcoming dance and I said "I wasn't thinking about it, why?" Her friend didn't answer so I talked to her about it and it appears her friend asked me because she wanter her to. The funny thing is in between all the arguing I noticed she's really pretty so I think I'll see if this can work.

This troper once witnessed one of the most bizarre relationships he has ever seen, between an unreconstructed, offensively racist redneck and a sassy young black woman. He was always cracking racist jokes yet her response took the hilarious form of outright flirting with him, squicking him out something hilarious. It became even more so when he was fiercely denying having kissed her at a party, or making sure she was in hearing range for his jokes… it was hilariously tropey, and oddly sweet.

And this troper thanks that is freaking adorable, and would love to know two people like that.

This troper has a character who is brawly and a remarkably well adjusted alcoholic. He's married to another person's character, who's slightly more brawly, slightly less well adjusted, and slightly less alcoholic (emphasis on slightly-she won't drink him under the table, but damn if she ain't tryin' anyway). They both think that SlapSlapKiss is how foreplay normally goes. Reports otherwise are dismissed as crazy talk.

This troper and her significant other often do this jokingly. One example would be when discussing ominous organ music, and he claimed it was more cheesy than ominous. She called him out on it, claiming he would probably have peed his pants in the fifties "or something". Cue an argument in logic ending with, "THAT'S ILLOGICAL!" "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!" "ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM?" "MAYBE!" Cue the snogging.

This troper and her best friend were a platonic example of this (Slap Slap Hug?). They'd have a huge blowup every couple of weeks like clockwork, after which we'd have a rather tearful reunion. Half the school thought we were dating, and the other half thought we hated each other. Truth is, we were just as intimate as it is possible to be with someone, with the exception of sexual activity.

This (male) Troper was another example of the platonic example above (before a GreenEyedEpiphany kicked in, much to his chagrin). Where she would often annoy him to no end, twist his words around like a BunnyEarsLawyer on crack, and then start a play fight with him. This troper has a thing for {{tomboy}}s, though, so it kind of worked out.

This troper and a friend of her also have the hug variant of this trope. We were always arguing and BOTH liking the arguing. It went so far that, at one point, we went to get her Prom dress, and we told another friend of us. The other friend was encredible happy that we would take one of my other friends along; she litterally said that we would probably kill eachother otherwise and we just laughed at her face.

This troper once had a relationship once which was essentially founded on a mutual fetish for fighting. The relationship was normal otherwise, but arguments all tended to devolve into sex.

The same troper is working with his ex-girlfriend to write a play mostly centering around pornography tropes. One of the couples has a slap-slap-kiss relationship. Subverted in that they don't have to be necessarily slapping each-other to provoke a kiss, just being in the vicinity of two slaps.

Defied example with this troper at Friend A's court of honor. Friend B was also there, and at one point we happened to be making eye contact, which...intensified. Friend A noticed and broke it up because "you two are either about to attack each other or start making out, and either way I don't want any part of it."

SlapSlapKiss is pretty much Ms. Byrd's default interaction setting around people--especially males--she's fond of... cue some very awkward moments with her masochistic ex. On the slightly brighter side, this gives her some very good motivation to continue improving her ability to self-monitor.

Happens a lot with me and my best friend who I've had a fling with for months but we've never dated despite liking eachother a great deal. We argue all the time, and get in fights and wrestling matches over the silliest crap when we're together. It's usually kind of flirty fighting, but after we get bruised our faces end on eachother and it ends with us making out for a few minutes. It's pretty much this trope to a tee.

This troper is writing a story that has a shaman named Lodoo and a Necromancer named Marion. They both fight each other and get into epic supernatural battles, but are the surrogate parents of an archer and are married.

This Troper was in a relationship very much like this. We "hated" each other but the belligerent sexual tension was painfully obvious. This was so obvious that our friends made fun of my (frequent. He even tried a cup only for me to grab it and attempt to pull it back just to kick him...with mixed results.) groin attack as an excuse to get....near him. After two years of constantly fighting and beating the shit out of each other (Shota vs. 6'1" man.), the tension suddenly broke when I kissed on on the excuse that (after slapping him repeatedly from 8-12 times), "Someone needs to shut him up". After that it turned into the slowest painful on-and-off masochism tango. We break up and get back together constantly. We're absolutely ''fated'' for each other. Really. |:

This tropette and her boyfriend, This tropette and her boyfriend, This tropette and her boyfriend. It's ridiculous how much we fight over anything really.

This troper's best friend and her boyfriend. Watching them violently wrestle for ten minutes before curling up, perfectly content, wherever they happen to end up is hilarious. It doesn't help they're both the stubbornest people this troper knows, and therefore REFUSE to give in.

When this Troper was in sixth grade, his friend's sister always harrassed me about being short. Then I fell over or something stupid and she starts playing with my hair after I get better.

This Tropette has a crush on this boy. This boy came into her lunch area when she was on the computer, looking up one of her favorite music videos. He stood behind her and watched it too. At the end, he said. "Good video, shitty song." I flipped out, chased him into the hallway, grabbed him by his backpack and flung him against some lockers, punching him. About a week later, I asked him out. He still has not replied.

this troper-shaped-female and this random meaningless totally not in a relationship for 3.5 months dude. Argue argue argue...chemistry. Argue argue argue...synchronicity. Argue Argue argue...tackle.

Not quite this trope because the kiss didn't ACTUALLY happen, but this troper and her guy friend were wrestling (it began as a competitive game involving body checking), and he eventually pinned her down on the ground with him on top of her. Pause as breaths were caught, then he suddenly leaned his face forward and... this troper freaked out and resumed the fighting.

Whether or not this one's going to follow through, this high-school aged troper has a bit of a routine with a girl in his orchestra. I annoy her with my fake accent and she kicks me repeatedly in the shins. Of course, when she carpooled with this troper, apparently I was the most-talked about topic with her as long as I wasn't along for the ride. Admittedly, she's not that bad-looking. Maybe first semester dance material? It'd be entertaining, at least.