I'm talking on the phone to a friend and say "I'll tell you about it later, my father is listening." And my father calls out, "I'm not listening!"

Once upon a picnic: #QUOTE#'''Mom''': "Okay, we've got the meat grilling, here's the watermelon, bag of chips, we've got the dip--" #QUOTE#'''This Troper''': "Hey! What'dya mean by that!" #QUOTE#'''Dad''': "IResembleThatRemark!"