FlamingSword
#49798
This website shows how to make your very own fire swords. Enjoy.
#49799
Hey, ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability, so...This editor once went to a Renaissance faire that featured a fire show. At one point, the performers covered swords in wax and lit them on fire. Then ''they had a swordfight with flaming swords.'' It was undoubtably the coolest thing I've ever seen. (Then, for the closing act, the loser (his sword burnt out first) ignited a torch ''with his breath''. Needless to say, this was one of my favourite attractions.)
#49800
It's also possible to do this with Oust sprayed heavily on a sword and lit on fire. It leaves a patina on the blade, but it is truly awesome.
#49801
A flaming sword fight? I'm sorry, but if anything was cooler than that (maybe a real flaming sword fight to the death?) the world would explode, then the chunks of the world would come back just to implode, then explode again.
#49804
Nonono. It's a duel to the death between THREE badass longcoats. One of them is a badass action girl. (And ergo, has tits.) Two of them are badass scarred-up tough guy longcoats, and are also in love. Time to set out for the moonbase yet?
#49805
I'd say that the three of the four {{BadassLongcoat}}s wielding flaming katanas would be an ActionGirl, a
pretty boy, and a scarred RetiredBadass, all of whom are in love with each other. The fourth would be SamuelLJackson.
#49806
Samuel L Jackson would not use a flaming sword. He would use a flaming gun that fired flaming bullets. The rest would deflect them with the swords.
#49807
How about three of them with flaming swords and one with a flaming ''
scythe''?
#49808
Now you're just being silly.
#49809
No they're not, the bishie can carry the scythe.
#49811
No, Samuel L. Jackson would be in love with himself, for only Samuel L. Jackson is a badass enough motherfucker for Samuel L. Jackson.
#49812
StaffChick in the background TookALevelInBadass and jumps in with her staff on fire when the guys gang up on the ActionGirl for a moment. Cause we need some LesYay or GirlsLove in there too, and BewareTheNiceOnes moments are awesome.
#49813
All combatants (except Samuel L. Jackson) suffer an increasing amount of ClothingDamage as the fight progresses.
#49814
Flaming Abraham Lincon shoots the StaffChick with Flaming Tophats from a Flaming cannon.
#49815
The world hasn't imploded yet, keep going.
#49816
HumoungousMecha with Flaming Tanks Akimbo,each equipped with flaming eleven barrels that fire Hellfire flaming bullets,joins mid-battle and causes the ground to transform in lava?
#49818
If you're wondering why we stopped here, it's because all the tropers who were writing this fell into the cracks of reality their awesomeness was creating. Just goes to show, you CAN be too awesome.
#49819
Nonsense! They just went BeyondTheImpossible and created a new reality that can contain this awesome!
#49820
Not quite a sword, but one section of a fire-dancing performance this troper saw was half fire dance and half quarterstaff duel. And it was awesome.
#49821
This troper often enjoyed designing AwesomeButImpractical weapons (usually just on paper, of course), several flaming swords (along with various methods of delivering fuel and ignition) included.
#49822
This troper once bought a knife with a plastic handle. He then set the handle on fire, melting it. So it was a flaming knife for about five minutes. Now this troper uses it as a throwing knife and calls it "Dyrnwyn".
#49823
Draw Dyrnwyn, only thou of noble worth...
#49824
This troper was also at a Renaissance faire which featured a sword swallower. This was an inversion, as he told a story about a young critic who said it was fake, because the swords weren't very sharp. The swallower told him if the swords were sharp, he'd cut his throat. To which the boy replied, "Then set it on fire!" It didnt happen.
#49825
This troper once had a fight using branches wrapped in ignited alcohol soaked rags. You can choose to believe that if you want to.
#49826
Somehow, this troper once made mental acrobatics that went from "set a sword on fire" to "set a '''baseball bat''' on fire". Most likely highly dangerous, but how's that for a mental image?