I had a rather strange conversation with a girl during lunch one day. She had just finished telling me about the fanfic she was writing, where Draco wasn't a deatheater, ''Voldemort wasn't evil,'' (Of course, Dumbledore is) and Harry is a Slytherin. (I kind of made the mistake of going "Ohh, so its a
parody fic!" to which she replied with an offended "Uh, no. Its an actual fic.") We had a conversation about why she so hates Gryffindor (especially Hermione and Ron, and calling JKR stupid because she didn't see that Harry was a true Slytherin. Harry. ''The character she wrote.'') So: #QUOTE# '''Girl:''' Oh, and Ginny is ''not'' his true love! (The girl is, I think, a Draco/Harry shipper) #QUOTE# '''Me:''' Uh, why? #QUOTE# '''Girl:''' She's a slut! #QUOTE# '''Me:''' Harry dates almost as much as she did. In two years, he dated two girls, the latter of which he married. In two years, she dated three guys, the last of which she married. #QUOTE# '''Girl:'''...But she slept with a lot more! #QUOTE# '''Me:''' Ok, now you're just making stuff up. #QUOTE# '''Girl:''' ''She is a slut!''