How we missed this one, I'll never know. But getting back ontopic, I am quite TheStoic. Unless pressured, in which case I am NotSoStoic.

I'm known among my acquaintances as "She Who Has One Mood." I'm pretty chill about pretty much everything, just because I feel it's not worth my time to be always so cheerful or expressive or emotional to no end--I've definitely got some {{Kuudere}} tendencies. People who don't know me very well think that I'm always sad or depressed, but that's not true. I'm just not a PerpetualSmiler.

With a few situational exceptions, you just described me perfectly. My general reaction to everything that's supposed to be a big deal is "Meh."

This troper decided to make herself into this, after getting sharply reprimanded for simply looking like she was thinking about arguing all through her childhood. And being told that she was "too enthusiastic." She's sort of regretting it now, especially since people have told her it freaks them out, but, hey, it was a survival mechanism.

to quote my friends and family "won't you smile for once in your life" or another common one "what's wrong why arn't you happy" as I have two modes. straight faced emotionless, and head tilted to one side while remaining straight faced and emotionless, but being as I have been diagnosed with asperger syndrome and display many traits of schizoid personality disorder it kind of comes with the territory. though I am fully capable of mimicking emotions and am known for my deadpan snark (especially in the face on danger) and even have a bit of sever injury underreaction added to the mix.