*sigh* Do I really have to say this again? [=~Everything's Better With Chocolate~=].

While not in the same league as many fictional sugar nuts, this troper's sugar consumption is still what many people would consider excessive (hell, I occasionally think it's excessive). Highlights include drinking coffee with six sugars and tea with four (although I'm trying to cut down), eating sugar cubes, chain eating sweets, eating jam straight from the jar, and drinking honey and lemon with so much honey in that it's gone opaque (only upside to having a cold).

This troper's brother is much the same in this department, with the additional details of having actually bought a box of sugar cubes for eating, and once eating a spoonful of golden syrup. He is inexplicably skinny.

This troper used to eat raw sugar and milk. This troper is now diabetic. Coincidence?

You too Huh?

Sugar and milk is almost criminally tasty. This troper used to serve it at tea parties with her stuffed animals.

This troper once ate a whole box (~half a pound) of sweet chocolate powder. And likes almost all kinds of sweets in general.

This troper would ''die'' if she ever developed diabetes; she's constantly eating candy, ice cream, cake, pie, jello, cake, pudding, chocolate, cake, and so on and so forth, and when she's not doing that, she's drinking soda, chocolate milk, Kool-Aid, or some sort of sweet fruit juice. Most often, she eats chocolate-covered granola bars, which also qualify as a TrademarkFavoriteFood (although they get swapped out for other sweets when they're available). Of course, this troper also devours potato/tortilla chips, so it might be more accurate to say that she just loves junk food. To this troper's astonishment, despite eating so much crap and not exercising much, she remains somewhere between thin and average-sized. And her teeth are okay -- at least, no significant damage; they're kind of yellow and gross, and there's a ''couple'' of cavities from when I was about ten -- but that has more to do with being OCD about tooth-brushing.

Does this troper know you? Cause that sounds exactly like a girl he knows.

It's possible, although skinny girls with my eating habits are pretty common.

(Same troper) I also consider honey mustard to be the perfect condiment. I'll put it on anything, or at least anything that doesn't already have a sauce.

As this troper has mentioned elsewhere, he used to know a girl who was a really BigEater. The same girl also fit this trope perfectly as she loved eating enormous amounts of sweets and junk food (she often joked that her most important food groups were sugar and fat). She even owned books with detailed information about the making of candy, which made her the only person in the class that knew what agar-jelly is used for (besides cultivating bacteria). And like the above troper, she too was rather thin.

This troper goes nuts at the sight of ice cream, cakes and/or creamy desserts. She once went out with her family for dinner in an expensive restaurant and was the only one who was able to finish the desserts she requested. And she even ate the rest of her younger sister's chocolate parfait when said sister couldn't finish it. The sister's face was ''priceless''. Oh, and when a friend of hers who lives in Japan sent her Japanese chocolates and candy, the troper ate almost all of it during pretty much ''the same day'' she got the package.

This troper comes from a family of female chocoholics. If there is no chocolate in the house or in the general vicinity, they go looking for some, or murder someone. Her mother has been known to even eat cooking chocolate just to satisfy her cravings. Don't even think about trying to take chocolate from this troper.

The same troper also has a tendency to be more tempted by a dessert menu than a dinner one when going to a restaurant, and this trope is probably also the reason why she's more adept at making pastries and desserts than normal food. She's considerably less picky about sweets than she is with everything else.

This troper's father consumes more sucrose than any human being should be able to and live. His morning cereal (maple-mango flakes, frosted fruit flakes and other obscenities) gets a heaping two or three tablespoons of sugar added; he'll polish off half a dozen or so doughnuts when he gets to work; he always has dessert with lunch; he can't eat vegetables unless they're glazed, candied or otherwise sugared up; he loads his coffee and tea with at least a tablespoon per cup; and he has been known to put down an entire carton of Popsicles by himself, washed down with a dozen or so mini-Snickers and a handful of Reese's cups. And all that is for a single 24-hour period. The last time he got a cold, he whined for a week that we were "trying to kill him" by replacing the sugar in his tea with honey.

Maple-mango flakes? Puh-huh?

This Troper used to keep all kinds of candy (chocolates, hard candy, foreign candy to keep people guessing, and pixy stix to name a few) at my desk. I had to stop when I realized I was the only person eating it and it was going REALLY fast. This is not to say that I don't love the stuff... I just try and eat less of it, now. Of course, I've recently discovered a LOVE of Fritos and Cheetos, so that's probably not much better.

Oh, and I used to make peanut butter and Nestle Quik (powder, not syrup) sandwiches.

That sounds incredibly delicious.

This troper has a nasty habit of ''eating cake frosting straight from the can''. Naturally, her mother goes ballistic when she's getting ready to make a cake....and all the frosting is gone...

ThisTroper and her middle sister are exactly the same! We're known to buy Nutella, manjar or lúcuma cream small jars and keep them hidden so we can eat them alone.

This troper does that too, but only under certain circumstances. Her husband knows that if he sees her come home with a can of frosting and no cake mix, she's reaching critical stress levels.

OH GOD NUTELLA YES YES YES. Forget making crepes, I'm shoveling that stuff straight from the can with spoon. Only bad thing is that it's $6 a can...

My god. ''You are me aren't you.'' What six dollars a jar D: Over here it's a third of that price. Poor jars, they don't..last much if I get ahold of them. Also I just noticed the lucuma example and....daaah homeland cream.

Yep, 6 bucks at Stop & Shop. Stupid overinflated Connecticut prices. =(

This troper gave up sugar in his coffee...but maintained his habit of eating packets of sugar (Rosarch style), took to having syrup in coffees he bought from coffee shops, found a bulk seller of sweets online and things went downhill from there.

ThisTroper not only has a significant sweet (and sour, he loves him some sourpatch kids.) tooth, but posesses several odd kinks, and thus finds the female instances of this trope incredibly sexy.

The troper, besides eating all the Little Debie pastries she can get her hands on, also knows another girl who loves chocolate and Volt energy drinks, to the point where every time she's talked with her, she mentions downing two Volts and a huge bare of chocolate. And she's still skinny as a rail.

. . .Your friend must have the same condition I have, because no matter how much food I eat, I can't seem to go over a hundred pounds.

This troper is insanely jealous. (see the "I'm diabetic" post above.)

If there is anything sweet in this troper's house, chances are she will eat most of it. Chocolate, candies, biscuits, pastries, even sugar right out of the packet. It used to be a lot worse though, in her childhood she would not eat anything but sweets. Curiously though, she takes tea and coffee without sugar...but not without several chocolate biscuits.

I think my Sweet Tooth is too big. Considering I work at a grocery store, I buy candy often. I won't eat anything that's too hard, too chewy, or has nuts or toffee in it.

This troper loves chocolate and nuts, and likes baking. In fact, it's a stress valve for her. She tends to be experimental with her sugar. Her favorites are good old fashioned cookies, good ice cream, and warm brie with honey on bread. Mmmmm~

This troper, like many of the above tropers, regularly consumes ice cream, cookies, chocolate, sugary cereal, and soda. In fact, he believes just about anything tastes better with sugar. If given a choice between normal barbecue sauce or honey barbecue sauce, he'll choose the latter. It goes for just about anything that isn't a dessert and still can be eaten normally with some type of sweet substance added. In addition to this, the troper is currently 17 and just over 105 lbs. CursedWithAwesome indeed!

This troper is his social circle's finest pastry chef and keenest eater of cakes, biscuits and other things-that-go-well-with-tea, a match made in sucrose overdose heaven.

Upon returning from a recent class campout, this troper stashed a half-full jar of Nutella that we'd brought with us in her sleeve and took it home. It was delicious, and I was fully allowed to take it.

This troper is a teetotaler, works our every day, always eats a well balanced meal...and will devour any desserts in his path if given the chance. At a recent pool party one friend actually said, "Damn man, sugar really is your vice."

Triple-subverted with this troper. I hate ice cream with a passion, because it hurts his teeth (sensitive teeth to heat and cold, aw yeah), as well as being too sweet. Let me go anywhere near chocolate, and rest assured, I will drool uncontrollably (chocolates~ >:D). However, my favorite chocolate flavor? ''Bitter, dark'' chocolates.

This troper doesn't drink, smoke, gamble, or go after hookers. Her one vice is candy (a blanket that includes chocolate, oh hell yes chocolate). She should have been a villain in Kids Next Door.

Stickybeard says "Ahoy!"

This troper's metabolism used to be like that, then stopped last year and now seems to be heading back that way. The secret seems to be ''regularly'' eating enough sugar to kill a horse. It'll either give you a awesome metabolism or diabetes.

A friend of this troper: when we bought coffee from Starbucks, he asked for the cup before they put the coffee in and filled 1/3 of it with sugar. Then he let them add the coffee. If they don't let him do that, he just puts 12 spoons of sugar in his coffee.

{{Miso}} over here enjoys candy (ESPECIALLY chocolate, which is also an ESPECIALLY in Hershey's dark chocolate truffles), fudge, ice cream, cake, pie, soda... pretty much anything sweet. She limits herself to two sodas a day and one or two pieces of chocolate after dinner. She also adores gingerbread and funnel cakes, two time-exclusive foods. This sucks when she's got funnel cake cravings in December.

EnglishMajor: All the tea leaves and coffee beans in the world could disintegrate overnight for this troper would care...but so help me if the world's supply of Country-Time Pink Lemonade would dissapear off the face in the earth....The horror...The horror...

This troper's TrademarkFavouriteFood are Irn Bru, tablet (a Scottish confection made by condensing condensed milk even further) and banoffee pie. Due to his unfortunate weight problem, this troper has recently switched to Diet Irn Bru.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Southern Ontario Sweet Tooth Heaven.

Just a couple weeks ago, a group I regularly attend had the oh-so-nutritious meal of Oreo pudding, elephant ears, vanilla wafer pudding, peanut butter pie, cherry pie, and dehydrated marshmallows. You know, like the ones from Lucky Charms. Yeah. We ALL got diabetes that night.

Not long ago, this troper craved sugar . So she caught the bus to the nearest supermarket in search of Nutella, and returned with Nutella, chocolate biscuits, M&Ms, and wafers to dunk in the Nutella.

This troper is literally "Cuckoo for Cocoa." Cake, cupcakes, pies, bars, frosting, raw sugar, cookie dough, coffee, ''powdered'' cake mix or cookie dough, syrup, even chocolate-covered bacon strips!! OH MY GOD!! You even ''attempt'' to say the word chocolate around me and I will pounce on you like a cheetah. God forbid if it's ''dark'' chocolate.

This troper, my grandmother, and, to a lesser extent, my mom. If there's any cookies, pie, candy, ice cream, or cake in the house, you can guarantee they will be ''gone'' within a few days. The fact that I've been doing a lot of baking to pass time lately hasn't exactly helped matters for any of us (I can't even resist a taste before baking - mmm, raw cookie dough...). A couple stranger examples of this trope would be two of my three dogs, who, if given a choice, would eagerly pick cookies over a juicy slab of meat. They're also the only dogs I know that like Skittles.

That's not as unusual as you might think. This troper's dear departed dog would probably have taken biccies over meat and had a fondness for strawberry laces and toffee. Their aunt's Border Collie likes jam and fruit and once ate over a pound of rasberries.

If anyone gets this troper chocolate, they had better make sure that it is of a size that won't make a person sick if consumed in one sitting. I just can't stop!

I have a horrible SweetTooth, and I'm particularly addicted to chocolate and pop. The problem is, Dad was diagnosed with Type-2 Diabetes last year, putting me even more at risk, but the depressing news just makes me want to eat ''more'' sugar. Boy, am I in trouble...

While this troper has given up soda for various reasons, he still loves sweets of all kinds from all parts of the world, especially Swiss chocolates. Even better, the rest of my family can't stand sweets, so more for me! The only candy I ''won't'' ever eat are those horrible candy hearts they always sell on Valentine's Day.

The interesting thing about me is that my sweet tooth is that it's like a hybrid sweet tooth. I eat smallish amounts of things that are straight-up sweet (mint chocolate-chip ice-cream being a personal favorite), but I eat ridiculous amounts of spicy-sweet (General Tso's chicken and wasabi), sour-sweet (grapefruit and lemonade), bitter-sweet (limes, oranges), and salty-sweet (chocolate covered pretzels, honey ham and peanut butter) foods. As you can see from the examples, I eat pretty healthily. It's just that...I eat...a lot.

Hm? My sweet tooth? The size of Godzilla. No, not ''his'' tooth. The size of ''him''. To begin, almost ''everything'' I eat has sugar on it, be it pizza or pretzels, flatbread or fried cheese. In fact, I've such a sweet tooth that I've taken to carrying around sugar packets for if I stop off at the local pizza place that has good rolls... And don't get me started on my tea... Can you say "20'" for sugar packets? The joys of having a freakin' sweet motabilism...

Packet of dark chocolate mints needing to be eaten? I'll manage it easy. Packet of caramel digestives (which have chocolate on the top) needing to be eaten as well? Hallelujah! Bottle of lemonade needing to be drunk as well? *faints* Yeah, I'm amazed I don't have diabeties...

This troper pretty much had her dream come true when she moved to a town with a candy store on the next block and a CVS right across the street.

This Troper loves all kinds of candy and desserts(except for marzipan, and anything with raisins). Gummy candies(especially sour gummies, the sourer the better!), chocolate in all its delicious forms, cookies, cakes, pies, ice cream, popsicles, jelly, marshmallows... or drinking soda or chocolate milk... omnomnom. Cheese doodles and other snacks(that are not potato chips) are good too. I also sometimes eat things that aren't meant to be eaten by themselves, like spoons of syrup or honey, or Ricola instant tea powder(it's really good, actually).

This Troper. Has a particular fondness for Mike and Ikes, sour gummy candies and milk chocolate.

I have the biggest sweet tooth out of everyone I know and while I normally eat almost nothing and forget to eat on a regular basis, I have eaten a strawberry shortcake meant for 24 people in on sitting. And somehow I never gain any weight from stuff like this.

I've been trying to cut back on the sugar. I'm afraid I'm gonna get diabetes and then go into diabetic shock when I eat too many sweets anyway. However I recently went to a diner with some friends and one of them who also has a big sweet tooth mixed up my coffee with hers. Apparently my "cutting back" on sugar makes my coffee taste like a mixture of pure sugar and liquid diabetes. My friend who has a sweet tooth on par with mine thinks my coffee tastes like liquid diabetes and pure sugar. Apparently.

As a child, I hated grapefruit and had to put lots of sugar on it. Cue the admonitions, "Don't you think you need more grapefruit on your sugar?" More recently (still many years ago) I had to put lots of sugar in any tea that I drank, for example at Chinese restaurants. I also loved cookies and cupcakes (and cake) with heaps of frosting on them, although once in a while, eating too much of that made me nauseous. I've had to cut down considerably upon discovering that I was diabetic, and I hate walking through the grocery store seeing all the tempting sweets on the table.

This Troper with chocolate. I'm lucky that I have a high metabolism, or I'd be gigantic.

When I was young, my older brother had a chocolate birthday cake made for him, which was stored in the fridge for the next day. In all of my wisdom, I got up in the middle of the night, stood in the doorway of the fridge and ate all of the frosting off of the cake with a butter knife.

This Troper can't survive a day without at least small amount of sweets.