DoesNotLikeSpam
#34193
This troper has an undying hatred of milk.
#34194
Not gonna make the obvious joke. *tries to hold back her laughter as she remembers a particular scene*
#34195
This troper hates black licorice and anything black-licorice-flavored. I have quite a few foods I dislike, but that's the only one I genuinely ''hate'' with no conditions or exceptions.
#34196
Same here. I'll eat the red stuff, but the black stuff? NoJustNo. Blech.
#34197
Me, too. I also can't stand fizzy drinks or caramel. There's probably more, but I don't want to bore you all with a LongList.
#34198
You... don't like fizzy drinks? So I'm not crazy after all!
#34199
This troper's the same as the OP. I finally got a chance to taste absinthe a few days ago... guess what I'm never drinking again!
#34200
I'm assuming this is a common dislike. Unfortunately, black licorice is also a very common ''like''... which leads to horrible scenarios like "I'm already so sick I feel like puking and you want to feed me a medicine that tastes like ''what''?" (Luckily, although I do dislike black licorice, [=NiQuil=] isn't ''quite'' that bad for me.)
#34201
This troper ''HATES'' ARTIFICIAL-BANANA-FLAVORED CANDY ''WITH A '''PASSION!'''''
#34202
Yeurk. This troper is forced to agree. It doesn't even taste like banana.
#34203
Indeed. I'll chime in for both me and my mom.
#34204
I avoid the things at all costs. And I normally ''love'' sweets! Horrible, horrible banana-shaped... '''''THINGS'''''. No touchie. Bananas >>>>>>>> banana-shaped-THINGS-that-don't-even-taste-like-banana.
#34205
Also, related: I had a friend, growing up, who couldn't stand bananas. I never understood that.
#34206
This troper can't stand bananas. And not many people understand her.
#34207
I like bananas. But two consecutive Christmas parties with banana eating contests which nearly suffocated me nearly changed my mind.
#34208
Bananas tickle my mouth in a bad way.
#34209
This troper can't stand the taste of polenta or cheesy bread in French onion soup. Normally, all the components of the foods by themselves are delicious, it's just putting them together that's bad. They have a sort of rich yet sour taste, and sit like a rock in my stomach when I swallow (first person, sorry). Just thinking about eating them makes me want to gag. ''Blech.''
#34210
For me, BROCOLLI.
#34211
For this troper, it's dark chocolate. I don't care if you put it on a buscuit, fill it with orangey-creme stuff or make it into icing. I HATE IT.
#34212
For This Troper It's all chocolate, and any chocolate. Yes, I do get looked at like an alien when I say this.
#34213
This troper unfortunately has fallen for the sinfully sweet delight of American milk chocolate (it's not even completely chocolate, it's mostly sweet milk); any other chocolate tastes incredibly bizzare and terrible. That being said, artificial chocolate is wretched ''as '''hell'''''.
#34214
Mmmmmm, dark chocolate... It's the only chocolate I actually enjoy anymore. Even the 99% cocao content chocolate (as in the stuff that's practically baking chocolate) is ridiculously delicious to me. I just find milk chocolate far too sweet and not-chocolatey. And all the sugar makes my teeth hurt when I eat it.
#34215
This troper has no allergies, but hates Potato Salad so much that just being in the same ROOM as the crap makes her nauseous... sauerkraut is almost as bad, but potato salad is definitely the worst. food. EVER.
#34216
This is basically my sentiments re: mushrooms; the smell of cooked mushrooms alone - I don't find raw mushrooms particularly offensive to be near - is enough to put me off a meal. (I didn't mention them when I started this page because I like mushroom ''soup'', although I don't know what makes the difference.)
#34217
Oh dear GOD, mushrooms are foul. And there's the slim chance some identical toadstools popped up in the field and the laborers picked them anyway. Although don't they have like production lines to prevent this? *shakes head* back on topic, mushrooms suck.
#34218
This troper's entire family hates cherries and anything cherry-flavored, which seems to perplex a lot of people.
#34219
This troper reviles green peppers. They're everywhere. Try getting a pizza without them. Lot of vegetable blends include them. They're nasty, stink, and completely overwhelm the flavor of anything they're with. You can't even pick them out because that god awful taste seeps into everything they touch.
#34220
This troper is not allergic, but he detests peanut butter enough that he might as well be. The same goes for bell peppers and any sort of carbonated drink.
#34221
This troper is the same way with peanut butter, so much so that it's probably one of the things I hate most in all of existence. This has been exploited by my friends many a time, who enjoy pretending to threaten me with force-feeding. It's just...I hate ''everything'' about it. Not just the taste, but the smell, the texture, the appearance of it, and even what it can ''sound like'' when such sounds are magnified. It started in pre-school, when my mom made me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every day for lunch, and I already didn't like them, but I was like three and it didn't occur to me that I could, you know, ''tell her I didn't like it'' for about eighteen months, so I just took it and ate it. This made my hate for it all the more intense and when I finally thought of telling my mom what I thought, it had already gone to ridiculous levels of loathing. She promptly stopped making it for me, obviously, and I swore it off for good. I know my hatred and literal distaste for it is still there from the few times over the years when I have accidentally eaten peanut butter candies and remembered just why I stopped eating it. Not to mention the smell is still near nausea inducing. Oddly enough, while they're not very good either in my book, I'm far more tolerant of ''actual peanuts'', and will eat them on occasion. Also, honorable mention are my pronounced dislike of green beans, which while nowhere near the levels of my dislike for peanut butter, I just despise. However, on rare occasions I will stomach them in vegetable soups when they're too plentiful to be avoided, and I do like the Chinese variety to an extent, which aren't really the same thing. Oh, and peppers, which I don't like, which goes hand in hand with my relatively low tolerance for spicy foods (my little sister is on the other end, having an extremely high tolerance for them...meh). I'll try most anything else though, and there are far more foods that I love than those that I hate.
#34222
God, I ''despise'' peanut butter. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people eat peanut butter ''straight from the jar'', it makes me gag every time. The worst part is that nearly everyone else I know loves it. I can only eat it when it's mixed into something so well you can barely taste it, so on the rare occasion I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I go heavy on the jelly ( and that's only when there's nothing else to eat.).
#34223
This troper has a friend who, you've guessed it, DoesNotLikeSpam. In fact, she hates it with a passion.
#34224
Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaaam~ *shot*
#34225
It's liver for me. I'm not picky, and I can eat some food I dislike (like mushrooms or plain polenta), but liver causes me gag reflexes.
#34226
I don't think dislike of liver is uncommon. First, on the rational side, it's the animal's poison filter (as one strip of ''{{Zits}}'' put it). Secondly, it's the one most commonly used to refer to foods kids won't eat to begin with ("Want to make the kids scream on Halloween? Pass out liver and onions!").
#34227
That said, while I hate liver, I do enjoy liverwurst. Apparently a lot of people don't.
#34228
This troper dislikes a lot of food. They include: Cherries, Strawberries, Spaghetti, Pizza from a certain place, bananas, etc., etc.
#34229
This troper has a dog who doesn't like olives. He eats pretty much any people food he's given...but he spits out olives.
#34230
This troper has a passionate hatred of fizzy drinks, to the point where I almost physically can't swallow if I take a sip of one. This always made me feel a bit left out at parties when I was a kid.
#34231
My dad won't eat oatmeal (mostly), but that's because at one point he was unlucky enough to get a husk caught in his throat and had to try to dig it out with a toothbrush because it was stuck to his gag point and wouldn't go up ''or'' down. He won't trust the stuff now. (I feel the same way about, to a lesser degree, about Rocky Road ice cream (after chewing on a walnut shell) and about tater tots, because of the one time we had finished eating a bag when we realized that the bits we thought were ice were really ''broken glass''. Really hoping that was an accident and not like one of those urban horror stories.)
#34232
My nephews, as toddlers, wouldn't eat anything slimy, including, say, bananas, melon, canned peaches, etc. One of my nephews, now 6, had baby bottle mouth and had to have major work done on his teeth, and because (a) he can't chew well and (b) certain cavities didn't get filled (since the dentist rationalized that the teeth were gonna fall out soon anyway), he refuses to eat a wide variety of foods most kids would go wild over, including many types of candies as well as strawberries. Also won't eat lettuce. And that's on top of the usual "kid isn't big enough to appreciate a good tomato on his sandwich"a good fried mushroom complaints. (But I share his aversion to raw onions... and am busy trying to convince him that ''cooked'' onions are a whole 'nother creature entirely, and ''delicious''.)
#34233
I. HATE. HERSHEYS!!!!
#34234
ThisTroper hates ketchup. HATES it.
#34235
This troper, normally willing to try just about anything, ''really'' doesn't like peppers or mushrooms. Meanwhile, my mom has a hatred of onions big enough to become a constant source of humor in my family.
#34236
This troper finds tomato ketchup, as well as properly-processed tomatoes, at least edible and sometimes delicious in some things (for instance, bolognaise sauce for pasta, or tomato soup) - but will refuse or ask to alter anything that has sliced tomato in it. The taste is OK, it is the texture that really disgusts him - like eating some sort of fetid slime.
#34237
Anything fake-cherry flavored >=P. Or tomatoes in any incarnation other than ketchup. Ketchup: tasty condiment. Tomatoes: ewwww. And mushrooms are just too creeeeeeeepy to eat. She also hates the little fruit chunks in yogurt.
#34238
Mushrooms are the only thing that can ruin this troper's appetite.
#34239
This troper doesn't like spam mail, but she absolutely hates artichokes. There's a reason there's choke in the name!
#34240
This troper cannot stand eggs to the degree that the mere sight of them makes him slightly sick.
#34241
My Dad hates mushrooms.
#34242
This troper was brought up by parents who almost absolutely would not stand for me being a picky eater, but they made allowances for two things that were guaranteed to make me throw up: cheese and ''tripas'' (or fried cow's intestines). The second could potentially be understood by those outside of this troper's culture (as it's normally a delicacy by those inside said culture), but the first? I am perhaps the only person I know who has always hated grilled cheese and who gagged once when eating a slice of pizza with too much cheese on it. Now I do actually love certain cheeses, but they have to be non-cooked (e.g. a cube of cheddar on an appetizer tray or some crumbled blue cheese on a salad) or processed to the point of almost non-recognition (e.g. nacho "cheese"). BTW, this troper would also love for all you mushroom haters to pass along all your mushrooms to her because she ''adores'' mushrooms and would eat them every day if she could.
#34243
This troper just, um, doesn't seem to like food. It's easier to say that than list the things I don't like. It's a very recognised part of my personality amongst those who know me well.
#34244
To this Troper, it's onions, cooked, raw, or otherwise.
#34245
This troper detests all fake strawberry flavoured things.
#34246
This troper has never understood why, but he utterly and most definitely DESPISES potatoes and chocolate. I grew up around people that LOVED chocolate, yet could never understand why I don't like it. Same goes for potatoes, their weird taste, the odd feel, EYAUGGGGGH!
#34247
BEANS. I cannot stand beans, as whenever I try to eat one, be it green, black, garbanzo, or what ever, I just can't stand them. It's not the taste, it's the ''texture''. There's just something about it that makes me want to vomit. Same goes for tomatoes. And as a kid, I hated chocolate for some reason.
#34248
This troper cannot even try to eat applesauce or any invertebrates.
#34249
Beans, peas, onion for this troper. Also, bacon, sausages, anything with pork in it, and anything with artificial fruit flavour.
#34250
Mushrooms, tomatoes and pea soup are just a few of all the things this troper despises. Also, her stepdad can't stand rice pudding, because once when he was a kid, his big sisters tied him down and force-fed it to him until he threw up.
#34251
This troper just hates maple syrup of any kind. Unfortunately, she's completely surrounded by the stuff, living in CanadaEh.
#34252
This troper's list of disliked foods: milk, liver, cherries, naseberries, starapples, yams, boiled dumplings, okras, chocolate, anything with pork in it, soup, and anything that's overly sweet.
#34253
This Troper ''hates'' mustard. Not much for Horseradish, either.
#34254
Hey, me too! Unless it's on a hot dog. And there's ketchup, too.
#34255
This Tropers hated foods: marzipan, mayonnaise, eggs, broccoli, cauliflower, and strangely, potato chips(she loves cheese doodles though). And pineapples on pizza.
#34256
Shrimp. This troper despises all kinds of seafood, but she has a special loathing for shrimp. Mushrooms and citruses are also unappetizing.
#34257
This troper has a friend who will not eat fruit. Any fruit. At all. Troper herself will not touch most condiments, strawberry flavouring, white chocolate, hamburgers and things that are cold when they should be warm. Eurgh.
#34258
This Troper hates a number of foods, but the only one coming to mind at the moment is celery. And my parents love celery. And it's in my dad's vegetable soup, which he makes for all three of us.
#34259
I hate spam and balogna ''so much.'' Same goes for boiled hot dogs. The reason is that my dad used to put all three in a blender and make them mix together in a chunky paste, then give it to little-kid!me for my lunch. I thought it tasted absolutely disgusting, and my hatred for it spread to the three ingredients on their own.
#34260
To this troper, the things that instantly ruin her appetite are cauliflower, cabbage, actually ANYTHING cabbage related. I can't stand it, to the point my gag reflex goes postal whenever I try to eat any of those things. And common to my whole family: chards. My mom tried it one time and, as we all started to eat, brothers, sisters, Mom & Dad were all looking at each other and Mom said : "I think I'll make some pasta instead..."
#34261
Once, at a sleepover, this Troper's friend was dared to drink a sip of a concoction created by other friends in a game of Truth or Dare (it was revenge for accidentally nearly making another girl vomit after eating a spoonful of chili paste - she had a very low tolerance for spicy food). The friend gagged when she saw it not because it contained, among other things, salad dressing and steak sauce, but because it contained milk. She hates milk that much.
#34262
This troper's stepdad doesn't like popcorn. The taste, the smell, are all a BrownNote to him.
#34263
This troper and Chinese vegetables are a match made in hell. I actually stuck my fried rice in the refrigerator and poured soy sauce on it because it smelled like Chinese vegetables. (I'm not trying to be racist, I swear!)
#34264
Raw onions. Can't stand the bastards. Although I find cooked onions (cooked way the hell down until squishy and not sulfury and crunchy anymore) delicious. I also can't stand cilantro, sweet potatoes, pumpkin, and moldy cheese.
#34265
This troper has no particular food he hates. He just favors some over others. But this troper actually does like spam. Cut not too thick, and sauteed in oil long enough on each side to make a crispy outer layer.
#34266
I have a very long list, I'll only name a few.
#34267
Spam
#34268
Peanut butter
#34269
Bell peppers of any color ( they all taste the same to me, and they're all disgusting.)
#34270
Onions
#34271
Ketchup
#34272
Mayonnaise
#34273
Cauliflower
#34274
and that's not even half of my list.
#34275
Pickles. Even the idea of touching them disgusts me, and I would rather endure a significant amount of pain then eat one. Once my friend chased me with them. I got revenge.
#34276
I hate oranges. Orange-flavored candy, orange juice, oranges without the peels - the only kind of orange I don't hate is TheAnnoyingOrange. Oh, and I also hate strawberry ice cream.
#34277
This Troper cannot stand chicory. At all.
#34278
This troper cannot stand bananas, cauliflower, meat (unless it's that kind of meat), dairy, or milk chocolate. The last three even makes him sick looking at or smelling them.
#34279
This Troper HATES zucchini! Whenever I try to eat it, I have gag reflexes and I feel like I could actually throw up. That stuff is just inedible. Which is strange considering the fact that I usually love veggies (and food in general)
#34280
This troper hates onions with a fiery passion.
#34281
There are several things this troper will NOT eat: milk, any kind of strong and/or yellow cheese (except blue cheese... yeah, I don't get it either), mashed potatoes (regular taters are just fine though), mushrooms, white chocolate, and lasagna. That's just stuff I refuse to touch: my list of disliked but still edible food is much longer.
#34282
This troper is normally a notable case of ExtremeOmnivore. I've had calf's heart, jellyfish, and live octopus, among other things. But I simply just don't like the taste of tilapia. And shredded coconut.
#34283
This troper can list more foods she dislikes than foods she likes. But there's only a few things that incite burning, violent hatred.
#34284
Swiss cheese
#34285
Sour cream
#34286
Anything that can be measured on the Scoville scale
#34287
Cooked vegetables
#34288
Oriental food of any kind
#34289
Cornbread
#34290
Animal offal
#34291
Meat from any animal not exclusively raised for the purpose
#34292
Shellfish