IHaveBoobsYouMustObey
#68262
This Troper uses her E-cups to make guys on concerts let her stand in front of them. She cant count the times she's got to the first row this way.
#68263
Every argument with my good female friends can be described thus: #QUOTE#Me: You're wrong. #QUOTE#Her: But I'm a girl. #QUOTE#Me: So? #QUOTE#Her: *Boob squeeze* #QUOTE#Me: You are absolutely right. ::Admittedly these are not serious arguments.
#68264
So is mine, but she invokes this {{trope}} often because... well, I think tits are the breast things in the world. ;D
#68265
A girl on F My Life recounted how she couldn't board a train (forgot why), so she flashed cleavage at the conductor to convince him otherwise. He replied that he's gay and that she's still not getting on. Needless to say, the vast majority of readers voted "You totally deserved that."
#68266
Hmmpf. Trust the Magnificent Bitch from my local {{Anime}} group to play this card on me. Especially since she has the physique of either Orihime or Mikuru Asahina...
#68267
Has done this on accident. Combine NotAMorningPerson, a slightly-too-tight t-shirt, and the MostCommonSuperpower and you've got the humiliation and obedience that was that afternoon.
#68268
I have a very, very good friend who, despite being in a devoted relationship with his boyfriend, is still bi and very openly obsessed with boobs. Mine in particular. His boyfriend's response to him being a belligerent little idiot (which happens a lot) is asking me to talk him into it because, and I quote, "He seems to listen to your boobs more than he does me." It usually works.
#68269
Most of the teenagers this troper interacts with take advantage of this. And then I'm not taken seriously because of my flat chest and boyish body. I don't really care though, I don't want to be objectified like that, plus it's really immature.
#68270
This troper's girlfriend is fond of doing this. Every time we're discussing something and our opinions vary, sooner or later she'll bust out (oh, the puns!) the phrase "I have boobs, you can't win this" while pointing at her ample chest. It usually works too, cause that's the point from which onwards I just don't care any more.
#68271
The main reason why girls can make me do anything.
#68272
This has roughly a 50% success rate on me, it depends on how ME SO RONERY I am at that moment in time.
#68273
This troper is vehemently a breast-man to the point of obsession, but since he loves all kinds of beautiful women, she can be flat and he'll still obey.
#68274
A girl tried that on this troper to try to convince him to let her into a movie for free. Given that she was at most 14 and he was 21, it didn't work.
#68275
She's trying all the wrong guys. This full-bosomed troper can't remember the last time she had to pay for a movie.
#68276
This troper gets treated like this at ''school''. I don't even demand it. I just get what I want just because I have boobs.
#68277
This troper is a modest C-cup (or large B-cup) and the only girl in her Nakama. Many lulz are to be had in this situation, especially if the guys are GenreSavvy and {{Lampshade}} it every time I invoke it.
#68278
This troper (gay, but a confirmed aesthetic appreciator of ladies' bosoms) had the pleasure of conducting a fundraiser bake sale with a friend. His patter was rather excellent ("Baked goods love you and desire only your happiness! Baked goods can cure the sick and raise the deadmay vary!"), but far more people were drawn by his friend, who was wearing an awesomely cleavagey renfaire gown. Sales dropped noticeably whenever she was away from the table.
#68279
This troper is very large-chested, as everyone she meets points out one day or another. She has a (jerk) gay friend who likes to introduce her to people with the phrase "Hi, meet my friend, she's got large boobs, buy her a drink".
#68280
Ugh, I have a "friend" like that too - except he sees this trope the other way. Apparently, because I have ample boobs, I must perform whatever lecherous task he wants me to. Yeah, no.
#68281
This Troper is a D-cup, and even the girls like to point it out (mostly to make me wear something sexy. It doesn't work). She tries to do this to win arguments with her friend. It goes like this: #QUOTE#'''Friend:''' Oh, come on. You just can't win this argument! #QUOTE#'''Me:''' I have a nice pair of things you don't. I win, you lose. #QUOTE#'''Friend:''' All ri-- wait,WHAT?
#68282
This troper's friend, who was quite busty, worked in a shop that I regularly visited. When I was pondering what to buy with the little amount of cash I had, she picked out a book for me. I subvert it every occasion. #QUOTE#'''Me:''' Why this one? I'm a little short on cash. #QUOTE#'''Her:''' Simple. I have boobs. As a hopeless nerd, you must obey me. #QUOTE#'''Me: ''' That is a powerful argument. *Picks out a new book* This one please.
#68283
My ex-girlfriend once got 60% off on a pair of shoes by gratuitously showing her cleavage to the salesman.
#68284
This troper is a 34 DD. Yes , she has used this, although usually via a low-cut top not flashing. Gotta use what you've got, people.
#68285
Saw this trope exploited too many times to count throughout my scholastic career. A truly beautiful girl can actually become queen for a year or three; everyone from hormone-addled male students to secretly-admiring male teachers ''finds reasons'' to give her what she wants.
#68286
Me, a male friend and a female friend (smoking hot) hanging out in female friend's garage. It's cold and wintry. Male friend goes to get soup. He takes car as soup is a ways away. After a few, female friend says, "I want soup. Go get me soup." I don't want to walk for soup so I say, "Lol. No. Cold." Cue female friend spontaneously showing boobs. After a few seconds of me standing there mesmorized, she said, "Now will you get me soup?" I immediately walked and got soup. When I got back, the male friend had already returned and kicked me in the shins because he didn't get to see. Turns out, he actually did get to see something else of hers on another occasion so we called it even.
#68287
While not necessarily breast-specific, some women have tried using similar tactics/logic with me. It always fails because I may be straight but I prefer to think with the head on my neck and not the one between my legs. All you need is some will power.
#68288
The same goes for this troper.
#68289
I've never had this done to me that I can remember, but as I am 14, I think the girls use a different version on me; hugging. I rarely even touch a girl, so every time I'm hugged by a girl outside of my family, Half my mind is like "They're touching me!!!" ... Don't judge me.
#68290
This troper's now ex used this trick on the night he met her in a nightclub. #QUOTE#Ex: (Slightly drunkenly) Hi #QUOTE#Me: Hi #QUOTE#Ex: I'd love some wine, but I've run out of money #QUOTE#Me: I'm sure you would. *Proceeds to order cola for himself* #QUOTE#Ex: Pleeeeasse #QUOTE#*Troper turns around to tell this girl he's not interested, and catches an eyeful of boobies in a revealing dress* #QUOTE#Me: (to barman) and a white wine too. :: Also paid off for me as I spent the most of the night with the girl in my mouth instead of drink.
#68291
In this Troper's social circle at least, it is accepted as a fundamental law of the universe that in any argument or conflict, the winner is the one with the best breasts. There is, however, a running debate over the best method of determining the relative quality of boobage, including a number of (generally bi) people who believe that not only do man-breasts count, they should be ranked higher that those of ladiesus males have to work harder to achieve cleavage, so we are due extra points for effort. Or something.
#68292
I havent had to pay for my own lunch or math/physics/science homework in years. I simply graciously were a low cut short hemmed dress every now and then. Also I'm a tom boy who doesn't mind losing my shirt to win an argument (needless to say my boyfriend and ex-girlfriend adored this quality). In debate I have also inadvertently done this by leaning forward to read my case and not realizing my sweater was unbuttoned over my low cut shirt... If I were something tight, short, and low cut bartenders give me free drinks (even the female ones...). Oh, and I have a tendency to were sweat shirts and no bra and inadvertently take them off in class without realizing what I've done...
#68293
With the Armor of Contempt, I am immune.
#68294
Apparently at my high school, if girls are in the vice principal's office they can get out of trouble by showing cleavage to him. Or so I have heard.
#68295
Women don't tend to attempt this on me very often. Most likely because I have nothing they want (do not appeal to females). But then when women knowingly brandish their chests at me in an attempt to manipulate me, I do have a tendency to stare them blankly in the eyes and grab one of their boobs in response. I suppose it is amazing this hasn't got me into any trouble yet, but then I usually only do it in places where that sort of thing is tolerated, and only to people familiar with my weird ways.
#68296
This troper, the ultimate Ditzy Genius, had someone attempt this on him to try and get the answers to the homework. Oblivious, he ignored her.
#68297
This troper once cosplayed Reborn at Otakon. A girl was there with the same cosplay, but we were both missing various things, and we jokingly argued over whose cosplay was better. #QUOTE# Me: I have the chameleon.\\ Her: I have the gun.\\ Me: I have the pacifier.\\ Her: I have the sideburns.\\ Me: I'm a guy.\\ Her: I have boobs, I win.\\ Everyone watching: Oooooooooooooooh! \\ Me: ...Damn...