This Troper had a chance to slap her ex-boyfriend, who sadly avoided this Trope by not showing any signs of pain. This Troper fixed this by properly punching him in the face.

Non-human example: this troper used to live with several cats. Taffy, a fluffy little tortoiseshell female, was idly amusing herself one evening by swatting the end of her own tail. Milo, the big ginger tomcat, walked by and decided to "help" by pouncing on her tail. Milo just sat there as Taffy got up, slapped him across the cheek with a paw, and stalked off in a huff.

This troper delivered one of these upon being teased by a boy in middle school. He told her "You won't do it!" He was wrong, and instantly surprised.

Reactions probably would have been different had a guy slapped a girl for teasing him, though. Would you have defended a guy who did that, then?

I've always wondered, this is usually given when a man is being perverted, right? But what if that man is being perverted by trying to get you to give them an ArmorPiercingSlap because they're a masochist? What do you do then?

GroinAttack?

Make him spend a lot of money on new teeth. That's what you get for confusing an innocent lady.

Mace?

First of all, ''What the hell?'' Second... call him an idiot and walk away?

This never actually happened, I'm just wondering what one would do in such a situation.

I have actually known a guy like that. Most women's reactions upon realising that he wanted to be slapped was to be really creeped out and quietly slink away, making faces and calling him names. Eventually he married a ClingyJealousGirl and managed to meet his fetish by flirting with other women so that his WIFE would hit him.

Make him hit you. He'll feel terrible about it because he's not a sadist.

Clearly you've never met my ex, then. She'd hit you anyway and then gnaw on you.

Is your ex also my ex? She never hit me that I recall, but I would find her randomly gnawing on my shoulder when we fell asleep together.

This troper's ex used to do that when we were awake and having sex.

Wait, are you saying there's something unusual about liking to chew on people?

Happened to this troper two days ago. He slapped me across the face, waited for a response (which was me tumbling backwards nearly knocking over about three chairs). He then added: "Why didn't you slap me back?!". I stammered out: "I was trying to be nice!". Then, yes, walked away. I'm sure there are loads more people who love being slapped.

Guys! Guys! I have a GREAT idea! Instead of slapping him, why don't you KISS him!? I mean, THAT would leave them totally stunned!! (P.S. this is a GUY suggesting this. Just thought you should know...)

Use tongue, too!

Happened to This Troper not long ago. Although, not for being perverted, some girl just decided I was a complete A-hole, slapped me about 20 tims, then finished up with a GroinAttack. Girls are crazy.

Wow, what did you do to all those Tims to provoke that kind of reaction?

This troper has a friend that averts this rather painfully. Attempts to slap him have resulted in people breaking their hands on his face. Similar results occur from accidentally kicking him in open toe shoes and punching him in the head during a bar fight.

I can understand punches, but kicks? Sounds exaggerated to me. What, does he have a steel skeleton or something?

He's more durable than a human has a right to be. Martial arts training, bone hardening exercises, and really good genes combo into something that can survive being ejected from a car into a tree with mild to severe joint damage (which fully healed; most of which was dislocation).

This troper's ex-girlfriend hurt her hand repeatedly when trying to hit me. Either she's physically weak or my bones are thicker than normal.

TruthInTelevision. Contrary to what you may come to believe watching TV; if you're not used to getting into fights, you ''will'' hurt your hand when hitting people. If your ex wasn't much used to physical exertion, chances are she was just plain surprised at the jab of pain.

This troper made the dirty joke and got the rightly-deserved slap (it was a pretty bad joke). Unfortunately, she connected with his freshly pierced nipple.

While I didn't pierce armor, I did accidentally slap a kid full in the face during play practice. He was supposed to flinch, and I was supposed to hold back, and we both...didn't. I can attest that some people really do the PunchSpinGape thing. What took the incident back around to hilarious was our director's response. #QUOTE#'''Director, completely deadpan''': *beat* Yeah, let's change that to a shove.

This troper's friend had never been slapped and wanted to see what it felt like. So, he asked everyone to slap him in the face as hard as they could. This troper warned him, but complied. Now, she is the 10.0 of what her friends call "The Richter Scale of Slapping".

This troper was once having a discussion with his girlfriend and she was complaining about being fat and not being happy with her body image. This was nothing new, this discussion had happened before and on numerous occasions I had reassured her and asserted that she was absolutely fine with how she looked and that she looked absolutely beautiful to me. This was getting rather tiring, however, and this time this I said sarcastically: "Yeah, sure, you are absolutely horrible and extremely ugly." Now, my facial expression and tone made it absolutely clear that I was being sarcastic and she most definitely had understood when I was being sarcastic before, but what does she do a little bit later? Yeah, she slaps me hard. She was most definitely not a physically weak person either. I don't know if I deserved this or not, but I was so offended that I didn't talk to her for the rest of the day. We had even had this discussion of double standards with physical violence between men and women before.