This troper is planning a little mental exercise - the plan is that should he catch himself
angsting over very minor things, he should imagine
Shinji Ikari coming onto the scene and giving him a PimpSlap, saying GetAHoldOfYourselfMan. This troper's intent is to embarrass himself into, well, pulling himself together, considering Shinji Ikari seems to be very much the EmoTeen (except in Master Ikari's case it's a JustifiedTrope whereas for this troper it usually isn't, though full-scale Shinji-would-be-embarrassed meltdowns and such over trifling matters are much rarer now as this troper is getting older...)