YouFailLogicForever
#141946
The fact that I had to create this page on 10/1/10 is a logic fail within itself.
#141947
Wouldn't it be logical that people tend to forget their or other's logic fail? Or would it be that I Fail Logic Forever?
#141948
I once wrote a story when I was younger that had the protagonists (who lived in Tampa) drive to the Charleston Airport (which is in South Carolina) to fly to San Diego. I ''know''.
#141949
I was on this forum and because I mentioned this game I was apparently a monster troll who was using yet another sock account. Apparently because their name was the same as the game I brought up this person and me were one and the same.
#141950
This troper once had a math problem that had you prove that, if f is a function such that for any open set U, S={x:f(x) belonging to U} is also an open set, then f is continuous. This troper made up some bullshit explanation about all the points being interiour points, thus you can draw balls around them, thus for every epsilon, there's a delta, etc. etc., therefore f is continuous. Her teacher actually wrote next to her "solution", "...you fail logic forever."
#141951
This student was once in a Property Law class where the professor was talking about his pet peeve, the mechanic's liens. Essentially (in Rhode Island), if a contractor doesn't pay the mechanic/carpenter/whatever, the mechanic can sell the thing he worked on to get his pay, even if its some dude's house. This usually leads to a mechanic getting a settlement from a guy who had alreadly paid the contractor. A student raised her hand in support of the law, and said, "Well, my dad works as a carpenter..." The professor, an ex-trial lawyer, without missing a beat, smiled and said, "Oh, my dad was a plumber, so of course he loved that law, it meant he always got paid!" The student, not knowing what to say, nodded, and the professor went on to the next subject. Well played, sir.
#141952
This troper will inevitably mention werepires whenever wolves and bats are in the same place.
#141953
This troper have seen people claiming Disney rips off, get this, the fairy tales many of their movies are based on, and, more recently, the book ''NotreDameDeParis'' and ''TreasureIsland''. Ignoring the Critical Research Fail of not realizing these are Public Domain works, ''why aren't the other numerous adaptations considered ripoffs!?''This is particularly annoying in the HunchbackOfNotreDame example, because that person [[TooDumbToLive brings up the French musical in the same vein.]] Can we ''please'' keep the "Disney rips off X" claims to legit examples? Or use the term "rip-off" properly?
#141954
When someone was pulling my hair repeatedly to piss me off, even after everyone said it stopped being funny about an hour ago, I said "You better stop or I'll pull yours so hard you'll look like the dude from YuGiOh." He responded with "You still watch YuGiOh?!" Which I instantly backfired with "I used to watch it, I just remember what he looks like." He asked me again if I still watch it. He obviously has some bad case of amnesia if he forgets what something is once he grows out of it.
#141955
This troper's mother is prone to this. I have to fight the urge to sigh when I have to point out where her logic fails.
#141956
On this very wiki, someone said that there is no such thing as an intelligent ''KingdomHearts'' fan and that because we weren't dumb, we were not ''KingdomHearts'' fans. This is called HateDumb, too.