ToyShip
#130433
*thinks* *pictures it* Ye gods,it works!
#130434
This Troper is obsessed with
Lucciano/Rua. But no one shares my opinion. They're both like, eleven, and they're so cute :D
#130435
This Tropette, interestingly enough, and her boyfriend/guyfriend. The attraction faded, but for a year or two, we were the poster children for toy shipping.
#130436
I have done this for a couple of middle-schoolers that ride my bus. But then one of them left to be homeschooled, which was kind of depressing.
#130437
So they got {{Put on a Bus}} by being taken off...
#130438
This Troper had his first major crush on a woman around the age of six, and his first crush on a girl his own age in the 3rd grade. Then there was an incident with a girl on his pee-wee soccer team that he tries not to think about anymore...
#130439
This male troper had the urge at the age of 6 (kindergarten) to ask out a girl of the same age. She accepted and from then on we were a couple. We would walk together, talk together, eat together, and comfort one another. She even kissed me on the cheek on Valentines day. by 1st grade she had gathered more boyfriends than just me, but I didn't mind cuz I was the main one. She suddenly left in the 2nd grade leaving a large hole in this troper's heart for a long time. To this day, she is nowhere to be found.
#130440
This troper roleplays as a child character in one game. Said character has a best friend, and they hang out together all the time. This troper totally ships them, they're ''so freaking cute'' sometimes.
#130441
This troper's primary school, definitely. We were shipping each other all over the place. Lean too close to a girl and they say you slept with her (we were ''definitely'' the opposite of ChildrenAreInnocent). Talk to a boy and they say you like him. This troper was an Assistant Matchmaker and often tried to get her classmates in {{Ship Tease}}-esque situations. Our taunts did go too far sometimes (one girl ended up in tears) but did that stop us? Noooo.
#130442
It became less of a ToyShip when we met again at a school reunion of sorts as teenagers. We had all more or less forgotten our more... radical experiences, but we still managed to poke fun at the Shipping we used to take seriously. I haven't seen them again, so I don't know if those ships we made up were sailing. Some of them ''did'' go to the same high school, after all...
#130443
This troper met the girl he's always loved in preschool, and they've always been close.
#130444
ThisTroper just got done reading {{minus}} and has decided that minus and the green-haired girl make a cute couple.
#130445
From ages nine to twelve, this troper had a male best friend. We were told constantly "you two will make the most adorable couple when you grow up", and our first kiss during a game of Truth or Dare was one of the great excitement moments of the year among our friendship group. We're both 18 now, still friends, but I'm gay and he's close to asexual. It was cute while it lasted, though.
#130446
This Troper had a best friend growing up who she was rather PsychoLesbian for, becoming wildly jealous when the girl would spend time with others (even her cousin!)The crush lasted from the time she was about seven to age fourteen.
#130447
This lesbian troper started liking girls when she was about six. Of course she was raised in an ultra-conservative family and didn't realize what was going on. "OMG! Olivia is my best friend! I want to be her
best friend. I want to be with her all the time forever and ever and ever!!!"
#130448
This troper's little cousin used to hang out with a neighbor's kid. They were best friends, and would retreat into their own world to play whenever they were together. This troper shipped them for a good long while, despite them both being about five years old. They would.. share things.. and it was so cute...
#130449
Among
This Troper's many church/choir stories, there is this three-year-old named Rachel who hangs around ''every single male her age'' when she can. The ShipToShipCombat quickly became SeriousBusiness among everyone over age 13. This Troper once called Rachel the
church bicycle. Hilarity Ensued.
#130450
When I was 3, apparently (I don't remember it) I developed a crush with one of my cousins. We were very close and touchy and we were together all the time; Eventually, that feeling disappeared, and we both followed our own romantic paths, but my aunts and uncles keep remind us about that, and how cute we looked. I don't know, but it creeps me out how my family doesn't seem annoyed by the, you know...
the "relative" factor
#130451
One day I was glancing around during church and noticed that a couple of the little kids I tend to babysit downstairs were looking at each other from across the aisles and waving. I had to bite my lip from squeeing at the adorablility of the pair of toddlers.
#130452
This Troper had an "unofficial" girlfriend when he was in second grade. The both of us actually got in trouble when a teacher saw us holding hands. No, really. It's a shame, as neither of us have spoken to each other since then.
#130453
This Troper had a girlfriend when he was young. We had our first kiss when we were 7. Sadly, they both moved away to different towns at around the same time five years later.
#130454
That sounds almost exactly like this troper's story, only with "boyfriend" instead of "girlfriend". ... HaveWeMet?
#130455
This Troper got 'married' on the playground in the first grade....then divorced in second grade when we weren't in the same class again.
#130456
This Troper had a 'girlfriend' when he was five.
#130457
This troper's kid brother was the ring bearer in her aunt's wedding when he was six. He walked down the aisle with the five-year-old flower girl, and later dubbed her "his wife."
#130458
This troper saw lots of this in third and fourth grade. There was a lot of talk of certain groups of boys/girls going out, and he himself even had a crush on a certain girl and once kissed her (wish I could remember if it was the cheek or the lips). The two of us later became platonic friends in fourth and fifth grade, but the crush was sadly gone then.
#130459
Apparently, this troper's mom was doing this when I was in fouth grade. Funny enough, she was shipping me and my crush at the time.
#130460
This troper had a crush on a boy in first grade, and never since. *shrug*
#130461
My nephew (age 3 at the time) once met this little girl at a resturant. They both stared at each other for a few minutes, with the parents and watching people squeeing and remarking how cute they look.
#130462
I work at a preschool where there are these two kids that have always walked the line between HeterosexualLifePartners and HoYay, but this morning I caught them pretty much making out while the teacher was busy with another kid (
no, not like ''
that''.) They seemed to be unaware of the fact that it isn't what all "best friends" ''do'', but either way...{{squick}}.
#130463
In the pre-school class that I worked at a few years ago, there was a little boy and girl who were such a cute little couple. They were always playing together and calling eachother boyfriend and girlfriend.
#130464
This troper has had this happen to and around him alot (I'm only 13 though). One example is a girl in kindergarden telling me that she was going to marry me when we grew up everyday. I also had a best friend who was on the border between
heterosexual life partner and
ho yay. Along with that both my siblings have a boyfriend/girlfriend (I don't however because I'm gay and there are not many 13 year old who are out of the closet)
#130465
This troper went to a bridal shower for a friend of hers. The bride's mom was shipping her two-year-old granddaughter (from the bride's older brother) with a little boy who had come with his mom. There was another little girl there whose mother ''also'' thought her little girl would be cute with the little boy. ToyShip TriangRelations?
#130466
This troper, around age 7, when attending a neighbor's birthday party, signed his card "the boy who loves her." They had play dates for a while before the troper moved away and they downgraded to penpals (which, given the lack of the internet and the attention span of children, didn't last long). While it doubltessly wouldn't have gone anywhere in the long run, this troper can't help but wonder how that relationship would have developed if he hadn't moved away.
#130467
This trooper fell in love when she was in kindergarden. The feeling was so strong that she remembers it even nowadays (and she is 18). And when she was 5, and when she was 7... 8... 9... Her first date happened when she was 8! She doesn't remember it and mother WASN'T happy (boy was 9)... This trooper believes toyshiping is more than real
#130468
This Troper works in a nursery and there's a particular little boy who is very fond of a particular little girl. We hear such comments as, "I like Amelia." and "Amelia is my girlfriend." He asks to sit next to her during meals and packs pretend picnics for her. It is incredibly adorable.
#130469
I used to have a friend whose 5-year-old step-brother and 3-year-old step-sister "got married". Even though they're brother and sister, it was adorable.