This troper's local zoo tends to name its landmarks after the nearby attractions, and recently opened a literal Bat Bridge. I gleefully took full advantage of this when we got round to crossing it.

This Troper tends to say things like this, especially when it is a place he frequently goes to, like his dorm room ("To the crazy lair!"), or to the cafeteria, ("To foooood!")

This troper has a friend who, upon visiting for the first time from England, became relatively fascinated by Wal-Mart stores. It became a running gag for each of her visits; the declaration of a need for some item would prompt her to point skywards and cry "To ''Wal-Mart''!" It's funniest when the object in question can't actually be found at a Wal-Mart, such as when Troper's husband commented that he'd lost his mind.

This troper tends to do this frequently. One memorable incident was when this troper was interning at the Sheriff's Department, and needed to go fix a computer at a different facility. He exclaimed, in suitably dramatic fashion, "To the squad car!". This troper's supervisor gave him funny looks for the rest of the day.

This troper doesn't do it much in person, but online, she tends to go "To the X cave!" when she needs to look something up on X (for example, Wikipedia -> "the Wiki cave").

Sorry, but this troper is officially stealing that.

This troper does this often. Back when his cellphone's ringtone was the loading screen music from Metroid Prime, whenever tho phone rang he ran to answer it while shouting "To the Metroid Phone!". He also uses "To the Legionmobile!" and "To the Games Workshop!". Some times he declares "Scene Transition!" while leaving somewhere, and does the sound that plays during a scene transition in the 60s Batman TV-show. Sadly he still has to walk there.

...This Troper has the Final Fantasy Victory Tune as his ringtone...

This troper does this frequently with her voice either dripping with sarcasm and irony or filled with unnecessary amounts of drama. Scene transition music included. Bonus points if she really gets into it and starts humming the Batman theme (or something else) with "Pow!" "Zing!" and other ridiculous/random sound effects.

When getting ready to leave for an anime convention, this troper pointed dramatically, grabbed a nearby friend around the shoulders, and declared "Quick! To the Conmobile!"

Oh my god, ARE YOU ME? Though the car in question was my friend's sister's...

This troper used to go to an anime club with a guy who used to shout "To the Boozatorium!" before nipping to the student bar to grab a pint during the break.

What, you mean bellowing this as you charge into the parking lot and do a flying leap into the open doors of a waiting Mercedes-Benz isn't standard operating procedure? (We're the only car on the highway with the moon roof down who spend the entirety of the evening con-going commute with the moon-roof down bellowing 'SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM FLEDERMAUSMANN!' like complete and utter assholes.) And apparently, whoever else may be driving the car, I'm always their Robin. To which I say, ew. Everything else I own is similarly dubbed, except the computer room, which is, for a little mixing things up, the Fortress of Solitude.

Subversion: this troper and her friends say "to the Batmobile!"... when they make a ''toast''.

Thanks to this troper's real name, and a silly sense of humor, his room is known as the "Patcave," and his car as the "Patmobile." He's even done a theme song on one or two occasions.

This troper inexplicably has an image in his head of Gendo Ikari shouting "Quickly subcommander, to the Gendomobile!"

THIS troper thinks that is MadeOfWin.

This troper often declared "To the War Wagon", a friend's old station wagon, when expressing a desire to go somewhere.

@/{{Bisected8}} once yelled (when advised to google something) "To the porn network!", while pointing dramatically and then calmly opened IE on the computer he was sitting in front of.

A year or two back one of this troper's friends owned a car which inexplicably seemed to stall less when filled with male passengers, it was decided that clearly the car must be gay, it was far too butch a car to be female. "Quickly to the batty-mobile"

Our group, the 'tards (tarados), have come with a bunch of stuff of that sort. The car we use is now the 'tardmobile, while the complab we frequent is the 'tardcave. Needless to say, we ham it up as needed. (And someone provides the sounds effects!)

This Troper gets an urge to say "To the skies!" every time he climb stairs.

Once in grade 10, my (awesome) computers teacher said, upon being asked what something was, "TO THE INTERNET!" To which ThisTroper replied "doodeleedoodeleedoodeleedoodeleedoo!"

"TO THE IT-ROOM!" "TO *INSERT CLASS HERE*!" and "TO LUNCH" all show up pretty often.

this troper frequently cries "To the kitchen!" or "To lecture hall south 3!" in a dramatic fashion.

In a discussion in my leadership class, the teacher asked, "So, what do you think empathy means?" I then yelled, "TO WEBSTER!" before jumping off my desk and running across the room to the dictionary.

This troper has a tendency to say "TO THE *LOCATION*" while pointing in the right direction when he's with friends. He uses his umbrella (the noncollapsing kind) when he has it. When he's alone, he usually does this but half the time, he points in the wrong direction and ends up doubling back with a sheepish expression.

This troper and her friend are fond of saying, "TO THE WIKI-MOBILE!"

This troper does this all the time, though not enough to annoy his friends (or so he likes to think).

When with friends, I frequently yell 'To the library!/swimming pool!/sports center!/maths class!' etc

Any regular tropers who don't use some variant of "To the " out there?

...Bat Toilet! Where else? Complete with dramatic gesture and pointing into the distance.

This troper drives a Civic Hybrid, and as a result of the backlash against hybrid cars (particularly Priuses, but whatever; a hybrid's a hybrid), he calls his car the Failmobile. Incidentally, this troper, as of this writing, is about to leave his house. So, to the Failmobile!

Back when this troper's family still owned a minivan, the rallying cry was "To the Batvan!" Guess that's what Batman would've used to take his kids to soccer games.

This troper is quite territorial... and refers to her room as either the Geekcave or the Fortress of Solitude.

When this troper was a telescope operator, the most common battle cry was "To the observatory!" in a Martin Prince voice (followed by one or more other staffers singing "We are the Superfriends!").

This troper prefers "To the Hindenburg!," preferably followed by one of his friends humming the little sting at the end.

{{NeoSilverThorn}}: My best friend finally got his own car, a beat up Cheverolet Cavalier station wagon. No less than two days later, we'd dubbed it the Jeffmobile. After an incident in the next town over where we managed to both lock the keys in the car ''and'' forget where we'd parked the damn thing, the phrase "I can't believe you lost the damn Jeffmobile!" became a RunningGag battlecry for us.

To the {{Smerf}}-mobile!

For grade 9 english, this troper and some friends had to rewrite a scene from {{Romeo and Juliet}} in modern English. We did Mercutio and Tybalt's sword fight. After Tybalt (my friend) stabbed Mercutio (me), he exclaimed "To the Tybalt mobile!" and ran out of the room going "nananana nananana Tybalt!"

So much win.

I frequently settle disputes by shouting "To the Internet!" dramatically, and scurrying off to the computer.

Randomly shouting out "To the " is a running joke between me and my friends, especially since as one of my friends is called 'Robin'. This punchline has been used for actual references to the Bat cave, completely random lines and Dead Baby Comedy in the past. -> Female Friend who's called Robin: I've always wanted a baby. -> Male Friend: Come on Robin, we'll need lube, strawberries and cigarettes for later! To the BatBed!

I used to Storytell a VampireTheRequiem game where the characters were all members of the Ordo Dracul, whose members were nicknamed "Dragons". Whenever they would go somewhere, one player would always shout, "To the Dragonmobile!" which, we joked, was a beat up old van with painted-over windows.

If my Dragonmobile is anything to go by, it's an old Toyota Camry. (This troper is a big fan of dragons, and after she put some dragon plushies in her car where they could be seen through the back window to make it easier to find, her friends christened it with that name. And yes, we do say "To the Dragonmobile!")

When this troper and his younger brother were kids, we often pretended to be intrepid adventurers and explorers over dinner. I would ask at the beginning of each adventure, "to where?".

This troper does this with his car. "To the HONDA!" Complete with dramatic finger pointing in the direction of the parking lot. He also likes to hammily shout "AWAY!" and make like he's going to bolt out of the room... before calmly walking out.

When this troper learns of some TV show, or movie he wants to see he will often say something like "Quick! To the BatTorrent Client!"

Oh my CLAMP I only just realised how much I do this.

This troper has for many years enjoyed the all-purpose statement of "TO THE NOT-HERE-PLACE!"

This troper sometimes leaves work announcing to his coworkers: Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!

In StongRadd's webcomic-to-be: ->'''Mark''': ''TO THE EPIC MOBILE!'' ->'''Mike''': ''Um...we don't have an epic mobile.''

This troper just wants an opportunity to yell "TO THE BATWOMB!!!!" to someone. If you don't get it, say it aloud and think of what it sounds like...

This troper uses this occasionally. I've always wanted to shout, " TO THE COMPUTER!" for some reason, probably because I spend about 3 to 4 hours a day on the machine. But generally, it's just "TO THE HOUUUUUSE!" "TO THE MALLLLLL!" or "TO THE MOOOOOOVIES!!"