This troper wants you to bear his child.

I'm sorry, I can't bear children.

I can't bare children either.

That's illegal, isn't it?

I can't stand bearing children, I'd rather use tigers, or perhaps myself.

This trope brings to mind a person I know in real life. In fact, it perfectly describes him, down to the part about being a virgin. I don't know for sure, but he creeps out every girl I know with his intense desire to get laid, so I'd say it's likely.

Your acquaintance is Christian Weston Chandler?

My friend's older brother. He's a complete pervert and has severely creeped me out by getting TOO flirty. He's 19 and I'm 14. That's not even legal...

It is in Hawaii.

I know where I'm moving!

This troper first played Leisure Suit Larry when he was 3. DEAD. SERIOUS.

TheAtroxious: Did you win?

This troper has a dude at his school who is obese, homely (his nickname is Gerbil), stupid, and obnoxious, but still flirts shamelessly with girls WAAAY out of his league, including this troper's sister. Despite all of this, I feel bad for him, because one can tell that he is basically a socially crippled loser who is trying desperately to impress people.