This troper doesn't having any goofy print boxers. They are all solid colors....*sigh*

this troper has shamrock,family guy, and simpsons boxers.

I don't think there's anyone who DOESN'T have a pair of these, even if you keep your underwear as plain as possible. Seriously, prove me wrong. For this troper, every Christmas always brings another pair of goofy boxers he'll never wear, like Family Guy or ''Guitar Hero.'' Yeah.

Or who hasn't owned some at some point.

This female troper is a no-nonsense not a girly-girl type who gets pink and floral underwear from her mother. One pair was yellow. That was a 'wtf? Seriously?' moment.

I think most of us just don't say so because there are just so many ways you can make an aversion of this trope sound interesting without ''also'' telling about someone who plays it straight.

I don't wear underwear.

This (female) troper has a set:

Elephants on purple, with 'Junk in the Trunk' round the waist band.

Owls with glasses on white, with 'Couldn't give a hoot'.

Zebras on grey, with 'You drive me wild'.

Pink monkeys on blue, with 'Going bananas'.

This Troper's glad to be a girl... panties don't come in ''nearly'' the same variety of weird prints. OnTheOtherHand, in some cases (such as the inevitable dorky Halloween underwear) she really wishes they did.

Trust me, they DEFINITELY come in the same variety.

This troper has Jim Beam, Captain Morgan, and Texas flag boxers. And wears them regularly.

This troper has a pair of boxers with polar bears and igloos, and a pair with penguins in Santa hats - and is entirely unashamed of wearing them year-round. They're just that damn comfy.

When this troper was younger, his grandmother sent him a pair of Bulbasaur-print underwear. He no longer wears it and doesn't even know where it is.

Okay, Frakk goofy, those sound awesome. I want some.

My brother used to have 1) black silk boxers with bunches of bananas, 2) Canadian flag boxers with the big red maple leaf right over the crotch.

Thoroughly averted with this troper. The goofiest any of his underwear gets is actually having a color (rather than grey or black).

This Troper regularly wears his Spongebob Squarepants-face boxers. They have "Woo" and "Hoo!" written across the front. They're awesome.

I don't really have goofy underwear, but I do have a drawer full of boxers that look like they should be worn by a 70 year old man (though that's not really goofy since most boxer-wearers have at least one pair of these).

A (female) friend of mine has boxers with little printed crabs on them. DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?

Subverted by this troper's friend, who had SuperMarioBros underwear that was exposed and unanimously agreed upon by the class to be awesome.

Weirdly enough, This troper is wearing Super Mario Bros. underwear as he types this. He also has GuitarHero underwear, Grinch underwear, and Snoopy underwear.

This (female) tropes wears FinalFantasy boxers as pyjamas

You must tell us where you found them. I MUST POSSESS THIS THING.

The troper herself made them

Epic win!

I do the same thing with my Super Mario boxers

This one thoroughly enjoys wearing her lady-boxers with little scarf wearing pandas printed on them. She also has 'Hip-Hop Hippo', 'Eye Spy!' and 'Head in the Clouds' printed ones.

{{Turtleducks}} happens to have a pair of men's boxers with Homer Simpson printed all over them, saying "MMM CHOLESTEROL", which she wears as pajama bottoms.

Mostly averted with this troper, who mainly wears underwear with mainly primary colors, plaid, or cool tribal designs. Then you get to the navy blue boxers with polka dots in varying shades of light green.

This troper's friend has a pair pf Sasuke Uchiha boxers — made so they just so happen to look like he's groping her.

...O_O

This troper used to have a pair of pink girl boxers with penguins on them and own a pair of generic animesque striped panties.

I avert this trope, having only generic single-color or simple pattern briefs.

This troper has a male classmate who wears his pants slightly low. She has seen penguins, paisley, lipstick prints, guitars, and cacti.

This troper's best male friend has changed in front of her enough times for her to recognize the shamrocks and the lighthouses.

I love this trope. I think I have about 3 pairs of plain pants. My personal favourites are the ones with the cartoon deer on them

I have the seven dwarves of Snow White underwear, one dwarf for every day of the week. (I'm 18)

Back when this troper's mother still thought she was hetero and cis, her mother decided to help her with the laundry when she wasn't around... and discovered lipstick printed panties.

This troper has a pair of panties with a large green frog on the front, its kinda funny when she tries on pants at the mall.

This troper has pink panties with green frogs all over them. If an item of clothing has a frog on it and comes in my size, my family will buy it for me.

This troper enjoys his lucky Star Wars underpants. And also wears Batman underoos under his circus clown costume. And regularly drops his pants during performances.

I once wore my favorite SpongeBob panties (bright yellow with SpongeBob's face right on the crotch) under a party dress at a Bar Mitzvah. Everyone got to see just what my favorite Nickelodeon show is when I stood too close to a breakdancer, whose foot caught under my very voluminous skirt as he was doing a headstand.

I was playing volleyball with my cousin, and he was wearing smiley-face-print boxers. How did I know that? As he raised his arm up, his shirt went with it, exposing the smileys. I said sarcastically, "I guess your underwear's happy to see us."

This troper is dying to find Union Jack undies. And a bunch of other flags too. Flag undies are teh pwnz, and I need MOAR!

This troper has Cupcake panties

This troper owns glittery purple Batman panties.

This troper has a friend from Italy who occasionally sends gifts to his friends back in the States. Once, all the girls received European city themed socks, and the guys received underwear with panels of Spiderman comics on them.

This female troper owns exclusively black hipster briefs... with the exception of a pair of purple girl boxers with prints of monkeys wearing cowboy hats.

This troper is currently wearing blue boyshorts with pink dinosaurs and speech bubbles saying "rawr".

This troper has christmas light boxers, moon and star boxers, and cherry-pattern boxers. My sister has cheesecake panties and glow in the dark elmo panties.

My mom used to get goofy print boxer shorts for my dad every Christmas, but one year he told her to stop, so she started buying them for me instead. Thus far there's been Guitar Hero, sleighs flying past the moon, Mickey Mouse, and probably a few more I can't think of.

When this troper is in a situation that calls for a suit and tie, there's about a 90% chance of a pair of Superman briefs underneath those formal clothes.

My teacher recently revealed her spongebob boxers to the class by accident when her pants ripped. She claimed they weren't hers, but later admitted to being a big spongebob nerd after wearing spongebob pajamas on pajama day.

This troper buys a lot of odd boxers; ones with cartoon characters, video game characters, and comic book characters on it. It's considered socially okay though, since he's a teen.

Let's see now... the flamingo print girl-boxers, the cow-print girl-boxers, the ones with 'babe' written in rainbow-coloured shiny letters across the butt, the red and white spotted once... yeah, I like these ones. I also bought my friend a pair of space invader boxer shorts for christmas.

This (female) troper likes to sleep in boxers during warm weather, especially ones with weird/cute prints. Being caught in ghost-print boxers during a late-night fire drill in her dorm earned her the nickname "Spookybutt", which lasted the rest of the year.

This troper's closest proper brush with this trope was a pair of boxers he wishes he owned, that he saw at a store one day. They were imprinted with {{Xbox}} logos, which would have enabled him to call them Xboxers.

This troper has many different star patterns, Superman, Sesame Street, dinosaurs, M&Ms... And the boxers she keeps in her backpack to sleep in in case of surprise sleepover are patterned with hotel signs saying "For Rent, Available Now".

I use to own boxers with pineapples and palm trees on them

This female tropette owns a pair of yellow Pikachu print panties...and another pink Jigglypuff print one.

This she-Troper has Halloween-themed boy-shorts/panties: owls, cats, brooms, candy corn, pumpkins...in various shades of purple, hot-pink, orange and black. One for everyday of the week, weekends are for NightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington panties!

I know a guy who wears a pair of these to every date, for a reason to keep his pants on.

This Troper, being immature as she is, has many of these. They are paisley, or with strawberries, cherries, butterflies, flowers, or a number of other patterns. The most embarrassing? Teletubbies - very old and I have almost no idea how they still fit after about 10 years.

Also, she has given all her original characters these. For instance, Violet the fennec has the hotel signs mentioned farther up the page, Fern the swamp wallaby has pink HyperCat Ultra panties, and Max the butterfly has lighthouses, glow in the dark rabbits, and a desert with cacti. Sadly, some characters are aware their fur covers everything, and so being HalfDressedCartoonAnimals one of these characters cannot be involved in a gag where theirs are revealed without first putting on some clothes for some sort of special occasion.

I haz Plastation boxers. they are AWESOME.

This troper recently (By recently I mean yesterday) started an OC requesting fic for a new team of characters for my XMenEvolution fanfiction. One of the questions I asked was 'sleepwear/underwear' so I know what to picture when imagining them asleep. One of the OC's sugested had a girl who wears halloween themed cartoon underwear to sleep.

I have ACDC print pajama pants that I wore when I was dorming in college. Other than that the only embarrassing clothes I have are boxers with purple/pink lines on them. I never wear them since they were stocking stuffers and I have much more plain boxers available.

I have three pairs of boxers red, blue, and black with white polka dots on them.

Someplace in my closet is a set of peach underwear with hearts printed on it. Not sure why my cousin gave this to me for Christmas

The goofiest example I've heard of yet: somewhere in Florence, there is a store that sells men's underwear...with the 'equipment' of Michaelangelo's "David" printed on it.