This Troper has 2 tales to tell. The first is when he was inside Rivet City with Dogmeat to learn about the Aircraft Carrier's history for The Wasteland Survival Guide Quest. We were in the stairwell, when for reasons I haven't figured to this day, Dogmeat just snapped and mauled a nearby security guard to death. Angela Staley just happened to walk by and Dogmeat killed her as well. He was fine in the rest of the city though. The second is when This Troper was heading to Canterbury Commons, and he found some sort of farm. To be precise it was a pasture filled with Brahmin that was protected by the rest of the Wasteland by an easily surmountable wooden fence. Suddenly a Yao Guai appeared and slaughtered the entire herd, each one dieing in one swipe. Fortunately for myself, I had the Animal Friend perk, and thus the mad bear didn't harm me. After the herd was massacered, the animal just stood there, huffing and puffing.

This Troper got bored in Tenpenny Tower, so he stocked up and filled his entire inventory with 10mm ammo and a pistol. He steps out the door and shoots a guard in the leg, lures him in the room and kills him to decorate the room with his corpse. Repeat with every character that fights back in the tower.

This troper's had quite a few adventures, but these are a few; a few little bouts of VideogameCrueltyPotential (he once slaughtered everyone in Tenpenny Tower just 'cause) but the majority of stuff that he did is good and he never saves after doing anything evil. Though I must say, it was a mistake to go and try and do "Those!" as my first quest. Didn't have any weapons worth bollocks, kept getting killed, eventually went to Megaton and started doing that Wasteland Survival Guide quest just to get some caps that I could use to by better stuff. Then I started making expeditions into the DC ruins, finally managing to get there through the subway tunnels (had a little "wow" moment when he emerged in the middle of downtown) and had a lot of fun getting to the GNR building.

This Troper was messing around after finishing Broken Steel. Walking near the Jefferson building on the side of the river opposite from it. I see a group of super mutants across the river, shooting at me. I have an Experimental MIRV. Guess what happens next.

This troper was starting a bad karmic character and the Evil God of the wasteland were pleased with this, i end up with the Firelance just outside the superdupermart. Playing for the 4th Time it's the first time I was able to found the weapon.

This happened the first time I ever met the Lieutenant. It almost put me off facing him: #QUOTE# You have been critically hit for 300 points of damage #QUOTE# You have died

I had just slayed a couple of Raiders due to the timley intervention of some Mole Rats. I was walking through DC when I spot a Centaur and a Mirelurk walking close by. I decided to get their attention so they would crosspaths and beat each other up. I ended up being chased Scooby-Doo style. I was horribly embarrassed, but I managed to lose them...then cam the Super Mutant...

This Troper assaulted the Navaro Base in Fallout 2 headfirst... and got critically hit for 900 damage by one of the turrets.. while having a laser damage reduction of above 70%!

Plasma and lasers have different damage resistances applied to them.

I was wondering around the Wasetland with Dogmeat hunting Radscorpions, trying to be entertaining for my friend who was over at the time. I thought to myself 'Hey, maybe he'd like to check out that crashed alien ship,' so when I saw it in the distance, I decided to check it out. I was completley unaware that this was how you activate Mothership Zeta. Not only that, but by this point I had grown used to Dogmeat ripping people in two for me.

I had read the HighOctaneNightmareFuel page for Fallout, and had noticed the Deathclaws were apparently satan in reptilian form, and feared the moment I would come face-to-face with one. I fast travelled to a recently discovered area, juts to have a fucking Deathclaw about three meters away from me! I was terrified beyond belief, but instantly decided I'd at least put a few bullets in it's skull with my hunting rifle. I was surprised to find that it was soon a dead lump of reptile meat on the ground. I couldn't quite tell if I was relieved or disappointed. This probably would have gone differently if there wasn't another Wastelander, who had apparently emptied a round or two into it before I showed up.

I had to get to Rivet City after the GNR missions. I quickly ran out of Stimpacks and food in the Metro, and by the time I got out I was down to about a quarter of my life. I then proceeded to run the entire length from the Metro station to Rivet City, getting around Centaurs, running a Raider Blockade and ducking directly under a Super Mutant's club to get through a small hole. I managed to get all the way to Rivet City in what was probably record time... only to lose my last sliver of health to a bullet from something I never even saw. Reloaded auto-save took me right back to the Metro.

I was once forced into a standoff against two Protectrons and a RoboBrain. It took me a while to realise that the Pulse Grenade was the answer.

I heard about the Jumping off Tenpenny Tower glitch and decided to try it out. I couldn't remember what to do, so I ended up dying until I gave up.

The moment you realise that Super Mutants aren't invincible, you begin to really enjoy blowing them apart. My favorite example would have to be at the Jefferson Memorial, where a Mutie was trying to kill me with a Nail Board. He got annoyed at me, so it seemed like he threw all his weight at me with this strike. It just happens that this was my killing strike, so he head slid neatly off as his body flew through the air into the water.

Having barley learnt anything about the game, I felt exploring would help my previous attempts to be a badass. It just so happens that I walked by Big Town, with some Super Muties wandering by looking for prey. I didn't notice, so when a Minigun began firing in my direction, I was quite frightened. Eventually I began shooting at my attacker, but I realised that this guy had a nailboard, and he was actually joined by a Brute. I ran for it, but then decided, "Some may never life, but the Crazy never die." So, when they caught up with me, I went at the Nailboard guy with a baseball bat. He briefly had an expression of shock, as if to say, "Holy shit, this guys nuts!" I was blown apart shortly after, but I'm sure they'll be talking about this by the water cooler later on.

This troper remembers going deep into the bowels of the National Archives to get the Declaration of Independence (had the robot forge a perfect copy, both get Karma and make him happy. :)) On the way down there, Sadie stayed at the elevator (can't remember if I made her stay there or she just stayed to guard the elevator) but that was hands-down one of the best adventures I've had, even inside a building. Robots coming from every which way, lasers and Gauss Rifle shots (GR shots coming from me) flying back and forth...Aaaah, good times. Then there was Adams...Come across Squad Sigma in a hallway, right? I have Fawkes with me, and so begins a big firefight that, in addition to me being wounded and having to retreat into a side room to heal while Fawkes held them off, killed two Enclave doctors that ran out into the hallway to try and get away. End result: Squad Sigma mostly in LudicrousGibs, Fawkes and I moving on to get lost for the next two hours while we tried to find a way up. And me over encumbered. Grrrr...Now I'm just walking around the wasteland having adventures. :D

This troper was escorting Dad to rivet city and managed to hit a turret with vats, ... with a 1 percent chance... twice in a row. BeyondTheImpossible, indeed...

I decided to do The Pitt. Dogmeat was with me like always as we headed to the area. After fighting some Radscorpions and Vicious Dogs, we finally made our way out of a sort of cavern. We then entered an area completely unknown to me at previous times. The area was easy to get through, but Dogmeat can't move as freely as you can, so he would have to go the long way around at some areas. I kept on going, knowing he'd eventually catch up with me. I had my Alien Disintegrator at the ready as always, preparing myself for a Super Mutant, a pack of Raiders, or a Deathclaw. I found nothing. Let me tell you, its one thing to be attacked by a horrific creation of the wasteland, its another thing entirely to walk around completely alone, knowing that if you drop your guard for a single moment, some nuclear abomination will lunge at me head on, and I didn't even have my faithful doggy with me. I did come across a doctor, but somehow finding a friendly face made things worse, knowing that once I left some Mole Rats could quickly make her into a meal. I came across a watery cavern and figured it was the only way to get to The Pitt. I was finally set upon by a group of Talon Mercs, so I was A) relieved and B)startled cos those guys are tough. After exchanging a few shots, Dogmeat jumps out and mauls one of them to death. That's when I seriously started wondering who the real sidekick was.

I saw a Raider stalking around for some prey. He didn't see me, so I shot him in the hand, disarming him. Then before he could realise he wasn't the predator anymore, his head was no longer attached to his body.

Set up the scene well enough and like me, you can also punch peoples heads off.

I have already told you about my Deathclaw adventure above, so consider this the sequel. I was headed to the RobCo Facility, occasionally pressing VATS to make sure there were no threats in the immediate area. I was very frightened to discover a Deathclaw wandering about, with full health, and no Wastelanders to soften him up. I was terrified, so after a moment or too of panicking, I decided to engage it with Dogmeat by my side. It proved too much for my Hunting Rifle...My shotgun on the other hand splattered its face all over the ground. He was almost as big of a letdown as his brother.

Almost every time I go to the Regulator HQ, there is a Yao Gui and a Giant Radscorpion fighting like a pair of Kaiju.

Now if only we had a creature to match the Super Mutant Behemoth...

Due to the vanishing NPC bug, it appears that a lot of people want to rip me off. Walter from Megaton owes me over three hundred dollars from the scrap I've collected, and the leader of the Regular almost owes me a thousand.

Many of my favorite moments in Fallout happened in the various mod related content I've downloaded. I was just starting the main quest in the Book of Earache mod (found here, for all who are interested), which involves tracking down the titular Book of Earache. In the process of tracking down the trader with the knowledge of where the NCR gunrunners were, I stumbled across a pack of raiders about to head over a hill. I picked one off with a rifle shot before turning my attention to the hill her buddies were just beginning to crest, to see gobs of plasma and laser beams light up the sky. Turns out there was a small platoon of Enclave soldiers just over that hill, and the Raiders and myself had just blundered into them. Five minutes, 3 stimpacks, 200 bullets, and a shot of Med-X later, I was the last man standing. My quarry, however, had gained considerable ground on me by then. Very much a PyrrhicVictory. Earlier, I had had a one man army moment when I decided, as a Regulator, to go purge Paradise Falls once and for all. It was immensely satisfying walking (literally, walking, for nothing other than RuleOfCool) through the slaver base, headshoting everything dumb enough to charge at me, and a few things dumb enough to run away. Sniper and Commando makes for many headless corpses.

Low on health, out of stimpaks; better find some supplies soon. *Roar* Oh God where did that Deathclaw come from?! Cheese it! *Skitter* What the hell, a Albino Radscorpion too?! Run!! Oh wait... they're fighting each other. Now a Molerat has attached itself to the Deathclaw's heel... and there's a Enclave patrol coming this way... uh...

I had just figured out the secret of Andale (They're cannibals) And when I had everyone confront me, I openly told them all they were sick, sick individuals. When they tried to kill me I wish I could'vee told them this; "Ha! I'm sorry but really!? You see this, what I'm wearing right now? This is Power Armor, and you're using, what? knives and small calibur pistols? This is a Chinese Assault Rifle, and that doesn't even compare to my friend Fawkes and his Gatling Laser right here. I'd estimate you all have about 30 seconds to live." It actually took him about 10.

I was just wandering aroun when suddenly I saw a Vertibird. Crap! Enclave Troopers, just what I need! I got my Assault Rifle and prepared for battle...Just to see them get eaten alive by THREE Albino Radscorpions. ItGotWorse indeed.

I once came across a group of Raiders wearing Enclave armour, and living in a wrecked Enclave site. This had me thinking...These must have been the worst Enclave Troopers in the universe! I had trouble fighting the Enclave at times, them being virtually the only human enemies to which I will say 'Oh crap,' while Raiders are an annoyance at best. I actually felt embarrased for them!

I was in D.C. with Butch and we were fighting off Super Mutants. I have Broken Steel, I'm a pretty high level, so we've got quite a few Super Mutant Masters to deal with in an enclosed space. Then Butch, who, despite his headstrong nature, was handy with Blackhawk, got cut down. In response to this, I applied enough stimpacks to fully heal myself, took some Med-X, Buffout, and Psycho, equpped the power fist, and proceeded to beat every Super Mutant in the nearby area to death. Then I reloaded a saved game, and made sure Butch kept his head down.

I was wandering the wastes after several fierce battles with some raiders and albino radscorpions, approaching Evergreen Mills from the west. Sun was setting and i decided to unwind a bit. I waited a few hours until it got dark enough for me to sneak around. With my weapons holstered, i began to make my way to the other side of the canyon that the compound is located in, the eastern cliffs, so that i could have a good overlook on all the raiders patrolling below. It's a pretty big canyon and circling it around all the way would take a long time, so i decided to take a shortcut and descend down a bit. One raider was patrolling around a shack north of the main building but i managed to quitely drop from the cliffs behind him and put a quick round in the back of his head with my silenced 10mm. I checked the shack for something valuable and continued east, sneaking past all the guards below. A couple of them nearly saw me, but were promptly distracted by the roaring of the caged behemoth on the other side of the compound, so i was able to eventually reach the eastern side, hide behind another shack and start climbing back out. Once i found a good vantage point i equipped my trusty sniper rifle and got in position. In all the sneaking i'd lost track of time and the sun was now slowly rising behind me. I realized didn't have much time before someone spotted me. I took two shots at one of the generators that powered the electrified fence keeping the behemoth in captivity. The raiders below quickly scrambled, but couldn't see where the shots were coming from. I proceeded to take out the other generators as well, and in just a few seconds of silence later the behemoth smashed his way out of his cage, roaring like a deranged beast. All the raiders panicked, a couple of them finally saw me and took some shots at me, but were immediately ripped to pieces by the enraged super mutant i had just freed. A small group of the guards opened up on it with assault rifles, some of them perched atop trains and buildings, but most of them on the ground. The mutant was relentless. One after another the raiders were crushed, ripped apart and flung halfway across the compound. Bodyparts were flying everywhere. I decided to help the beast by sniping the raiders it couldn't reach, some of which survived a shot but were knocked to the ground. They didn't last long. The bloodbath continued for a while, until finally there was no one left. Chunks of flesh, heads, arms, legs, weapons and junk was scattered everywhere, and the brute was just standing in the middle of it, still not aware of my presence. The sun was now high into the sky, shedding light on the remains of the former raider fortress. I decided the behemoth wasn't worth killing... yet anyway, so i hammered a couple of stimpacks, turned my back and continued east, toward Megaton.

While wandering the DC ruins, i found a few crumbling house structures connected by boardwalks through the windows, and inhabited by raiders. Armed with a hunting rifle and wearing a hockey mask, I sneaked through the place, executing the raiders one by one with neckshots. Dee-ranged!

I fast traveled to Reclining Groves Resort Homes, and was met with complete chaos; Laser beams, plasma shots and explosions were everywhere. Using VATS, i looked around the area. There were several raiders, at least one of whom had a missile launcher. There were two or three enclave soldiers, and one enclave sentry bot. There were several neutral robots scatter all over the place. There were also, if i remember correctly, a few Talon mercenaries. They all fought each other, and nobody really minded my presence. I walked around, looting the corpses of those who died. Suddenly, i saw the raider with the missile launcher aimed straight at me. I opened VATS, and.. My screen was filled with something pinkish white. Surprise! He had actually been aiming at the ''albino radscorpion that had been standing right behind me''.

I dueled with a super mutant master for a while. I was on one of those sidewalk ledges, and the mutant was on the street below. The mutant moved closer during the battle. When it was almost dead, it was standing right below me, and was thus obscured from sight by the ledge. I jumped off, and performed a coup de grace headshot in midair!

I was walking to where the Brotherhood Outcast's signal was coming from when I walked into the middle of a square. Talon company on one side, death claws on another, Raiders on a third. Worst. Death. Ever.

I was feeling a bit ballsy, so I decided to take a little trip to Evergreen Mills. All I used was my assault rifle and a stealth boy. What insured was an epic standoff between me and the raiders, with me just barely surviving. I would've also taken on the behemoth, if that electric gate would open.

I have comeacross many... strangely placed items in my trek across the mojave, but the strangest was just outside Primm. I had just killed a gecko and was going to loot it. ok, normal stuff, meat, hide... beer? yes, laides and gentelmen, I give you an alchoholic gecko.

This troper's evil character has efficiently, silently and ever so happily murdered every single non-invincible, non-respawning friendly NPC in the entire wasteland (to my knowledge) with a sniper rifle, an electric sword, a ''flaming'' sword, the power of invisibility and lots and lots of cannibalism. Delicious.

The same character had a notable moment in the wasteland while exploring. He was attacked by a group of raiders nearby a large empty ruin. He hid inside the ruin, quickly crouching to activate his stealth suit, hiding completely invisibly on the platforms higher up. The raiders searched for a while before giving up. At which point, one of their heads exploded. Another turned to ash, the last suddenly felt a weight in his pocket before exploding. The first raider was simply scrumptious, though the last one was far too crunchy.

This Troper was once roaming the outskirts of DC when he came across a centaur. I whipped out my rifle to do battle with the beast. Suddenly, the Incredible Hulk came out of nowhere and killed its ass. Thats how I met Uncle Leo

I downloaded the Dead Money DLC expecting some of the usual wacky Fallout hijinks centered around a casino heist. I was very, very wrong. I can't recall a place in any video game that I've wanted to escape from ''worse'' than the Sierra Madre.

This Troper was running around the Mohave in a happy daze (He had O'Ded on Bright Lights, TV Bots and Toy Laser Callers) and came face to face with a Death Claw Mother (Man....), cue a bighorn ram, COME FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE to ram the somebitch in the face, making the Deathclaws head fly off into the sunset, all of this playing out to Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip!

In a bizarre turn of events near Hidden Valley, found a Powder Ganger that had been shredded apart, the only thing near his remains? A deathclaw mother's head! Mind. Blown

First time I realise Fallout 3 was a little weird? I was clubbing an alien with a poisonous shovel. Second time? Trying to reason with the overseer while wearing sexy sleepwear, lucky shades and having drunk a bottle of whiskey (and succeeding! )

First time I got into the Den I managed to aggro some folks. Que in 5 minute waiting of all the hobos to make their 40+ action point Jet powered turns at their mind cripplingly slow shuffle. Also Myron, when I first met him and listened to his story as soon as I exited the conversation I lifted up my Bowzar and minced him so thorough a cloud of red mist filled up the adjacent rooms. Also first time I got with the boss's daughter in New Reno. The scene is just pure awesomeness. It's a bit sad though that she aggroes you after you kill him, but at least you can leave by the staircase without killing her and later you can return and even though shell still hate you you can at least get it on with her mom.

I made my way to the National Archives, low on ammo and simpacks, to complete the Stealing Independence mission. I arrive and meet up with Sydney and successfully defend the rotunda with her. She has full health and I prepare to brave the lower regions to retrieve the Declaration of Independence. Then I hear the beep of one of Sydney's many frag mines. I dive out of the way and watch in confusion as she proceeds to walk into her OWN mine, and drop to one health.

I had just finished the Superdupermart section of the Survival Guide and decided to try and explore the area nearby. When I returned to the store I saw a kid standing there, so I talked to him and he asked for help. Ok, I figured I could help the kid out, so I followed him. After passing a barrier I see a large red ant. This was early in the game, so I wasn't expecting the name "Fire Ant" to be so literal and died quickly. Those ants later regretted giving me my 1st death when they met Mr. Chinese Assault Rifle.

After reaching level 30 I was wandering around. Suddenly I saw a Yao Guai running toward me. Usually I'd just shoot it with my plasma rifle and it'd die before it got near me, but I wanted to do something badass this time. So I unequipped my gun and stood perfectly still. When it got right in my face I punched it, killing it. I have now taken to punching things to death regularly.

I've started a new character on NV. Normal mode, normal difficulty. His name is Omnicidal. Guess what he does.

So for my NCR playthrough, I decided to bogart the sniper in the opening movie's style: Ranger Armor and an Anti-Materiel Rifle. Sure, I had to grind to max out my guns and get the right perks. But add in the GameBreaker combo of Boone and EDE, and you've got a sniper with a rifle meant for punching holes in ''tanks'', able to spot-check for miles and see in the dark. So I go into the Deathclaw-infested quarry in the middle of the night in a sandstorm, and make them ''my quarry.'' It goes insanely well: BOOM! Headshot! One goes down after another and I'm feeling pretty badass. Up there is the Matriarch. I've got the high ground, and the little spawnlings aren't a threat. She'll just get to waste another round or two of my expensive ammo before going down like the rest. In case she gets close, I've got Boone and EDE for support fire behind m-- Where's Boone? I whip around, and realize that he got stuck on a rock and decided to meet up with me by running the long way around. '''Right''' past the Matriarch. And even better, he's made his way around! In the time it took me to realize this, I've got one of the strongest monsters in the game barreling at me at full speed. ''Christ!'' I get a nice shot in before she hauls ass up to me and practically one-shots me. Instead of doing something smart, like whipping out my lever-action shotgun and crippling her leg, I just freak the fuck out and unload a few more rounds on her. The last shot went in mid-lunge, resulting in a massive corpse flying over my head. I finally realize that my "support fire" is still dicking around with you young'uns. I summarily quick-saved and put a bullet between Boone's eyes.

For New Vegas: Two particular instances of One Woman Armying my way through Mojave scum. First was in Vault 3 where after I got Motor Runner to buy my spare chems (which I never use) for extra, I proceeded to waste him and his dogs. For some reason, Lily and Rex weren't there, meaning that soon after I had to wipe the Fiends out single-handedly armed with a Cowboy Repeater and This Machine. Luckily my character specialized in Critting (as well as wearing Boone's hat) and started popping Fiend heads left and right while I screamed for my Nightkin Grandma and my robodog. The second was when I went to the Fort for the Great Khans quest hoping that the Mark of Caesar would let me through safely. Turns out that only gets you so far. Once again my Companions weren't there (apparently I left them back at the Lucky 38) and so Cereza the Cowgirl Courier soon laid waste to all of the camp single-handedly. Once I was done with Caesar, I proceeded to take his clothes and his weapons and separate his head and limbs from his body. Also, I came to develop a few rituals: 1. Shooting the sky as an indicator of some sort of victory and 2. Putting on Benny's Suit for certain situations (getting "rewarded" by Red Lucy or victory over the Legate).

This troper's most triumphant moment in New Vegas was taking Boone and ED-E for a two man, one robot assault on The Fort. Cottenwood cove was a piece of cake, as was the area that the main encampment overlooks, but once we entered the gate, things got exponentially more difficult. Regardless, we persevered and slaughtered our way through the grounds, eventually making it into Caesar's tent. Deciding against fighting him in such close quarters, we immediatley ran out with Caesar, Vulpes, and the guards in close pursuit. I split off from my companions, and thankfully, the enemy also split off, with a group going after me and a group after Boone and ED-E. Finally taking out my share of legionnaries, I went back to help out Boone. And then I heard it. "Thumbs down, you son of a bitch."

The best part though, was going back to Caesar's tent after the fighting had stopped. Finding Benny, who had been lucky enough to not get caught in the crossfire, and decided to deal with him. From where he was, it must have seemed like an eighteen karat run of bad luck, but the truth was, the game was rigged from the start.

I flirted with a Ghoul Cowgirl and a middle-aged man to convince them to work at a brothel, then went to a factory, programmed a sexbot, assumed the position, left the factory and got assaulted by three old ladies with rolling pins, all in the space of about 5 minutes. And this, kids, is why New Vegas is a SurprisinglyImprovedSequel.

No matter who I'm siding with (never the Legion) I always make sure to single handedly annihilate Vault 3, the NCRCF, all the Legion bases, and the fort. It's not even hard really, when you have a plasma caster and ballistic fist, you don't even need a companion, though I prefer bringing Boone for the extra "like" points. Best part was when I entered Ceasar's tents and used V.A.T.S to kill him and all his praetorians, then took his and Vulpe's bodys and threw them in the fire. After stripping their bodies of anything of value so I could sell it back in the wastes, of course.

I also managed to kill Legate Lanius with my bare hands (Normal mode), this was after I killed him with one YCS/186 blast, I reloaded my save and wanted to make the battle more climatic. Not easy at all, but with 100 unarmed, paralyzing palm, high agility, psycho, jet, and preferably a few stimpaks, I did it. It took a long time.

In Fallout 2, after completing a whole bunch of missions and getting the souped up power armor and plasma rifle from Navarro, I remembered I still had business to take care of back in The Den with Metzger. So I immediately went back and attacked him and his gang. I expected to win, no doubt, but the "fight" was just ridiculous. I one hit killed every single one of them as they tried to run, and their puny 10mm pistols and double barreled shotguns did ''1 point of damage to me overall''.

So I'm doing Agatha's Song, and I get to the one part in the vault filled with Mirelurks (can't remember the name) where four of them attack you at once. So Dogmeat jumps in and we manage to off the first two, before the remaining two cut him down. I get the "Dogmeat has died." message, so I open V.A.T.S. and aim for both of their faces. Cut to my guy taking aim in slow-mo behind his Wastehound Helmet, and then getting critical hits, killing both of them before they even touch him. It's as if he was pissed that his dog had died!

Late one night, I decided to finish the quest where you had to go in a run down hotel to rescue some Rangers on a roof. Upon walking around with my lovely companion, Charon {who decides to grumble every five minutes}, I stumble upon the dinning room terminal. After hacking it {wootwoot} I enter the room with a Super Mutant OVERLORD AIMING ITS GATLING LASER AT ME. Panicked, I fell back into a small hallway and got out my Gauss Rifle. I thought for sure I'd die because that thing took WAY TOO LONG to load, but sure enough; I kicked that bitch to the curb. With half my health left. And my partner still alive. And now I had a Gatling Laser.

Among the things This Troper has done: I Collected every single companion, I Cherry Tapped Keene the Nightkin with the BB Gun, I won a match in The Thorn against 3 deathclaws by using the Rocket Launcher, I have a habit of Quicksaving, Killing people to see the name of their outfits, then reloading, I put Cass in Raider armour, then took it off because I felt bad, discovered that Veronica can't be made to wear Raider armour, probably for that reason, and I also defeated many Legion troops by heroically diving behind cover and letting Boone handle it.