My grandparents thought a certain mole on my neck looked unhealthy. So, my great aunt, being a physician's assistant, offered to cut it off. Unfortunately, since this would be a (minor) home surgery, no anesthetics would be available. In order to convince me, my BadAss great aunt said "My blood is in your veins." Being reminded that I must have some of her awesomeness, I went through with it. However, the wound bled like crazy, prompting me to say "Yes, I have your blood in my veins...and down my shirt...and on my bra... and in my waistband..."

I discovered periods become vaguely awesome if you think about them in terms of BloodyHilarious. ''I have part of an internal organ leaking out of my koosh.'' Hi-Larious!

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I think the video said you were only supposed to bleed a few teaspoons or something. My uterus thinks it's ''tablespoons,'' apparently.

This troper had an frontal collision with the club's floor (because too many parts were hit and "falling" is way soft to describe) before a game of his class he was going to watch. After winning the game, he and the team were killing time before leaving. One of the funniest moments was when the troper showed that he was more injured than all the players. Complete with a "talk to the hand" to show the gashes in it!

this troper loves the Bloody Mess perk. Nothing is funnier than getting a raider with a shotgun blast and wondering "hey, where did he go?" then reconizing the RunningGag.

There is a fanfic (which I'm writing) in which blood accounts for a good portion of the humor. Actually, some of the injuries one particular character receives will either involve lots of blood, potentially fatal injuries or delibrately pressing stomping on someone's BerserkButton and making them slam her in ridiculously gorey ways. And it's awesome!

I'm writing a story called ''Capillary.'' Guess what it's about? It's a {{Fanfic}} on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' which might become a {{Crossover

I've got one for you. My cousin came over for the summer one time. He was talking on the phone to his dad, when I called out his name. He assumed I was going to show him another stupid internet video, so with sigh he turned around and asked "What". What he saw was not an internet video. No, it was a river of blood gushing out of my nose. He panicked, took me to the bathroom, and held my head over the sink. The entire time, he was running around, yelling for help. What was I doing? I was laughing like a madman while that stream of red flowed out. The funny thing is that, I have no idea why it was so funny, it just...was.

I had bloodwork done at the hospital not too long ago. I was really scared about whether it hurt or not. My mom held my hand while the doctor put the butterfly needle in my arm. It hurt at first, but then I didn't feel anything. After it was done the lady asked me if I was feeling light headed. I was too woozy to give a reasonable answer, so for some reason I began luaghing like a homicidal maniac. The lady asked me if I wanted a soda and got me one. I was still laughing when she came back. After a minute my laughs died down and my mother & I left. Even though the doctor said I was a gigglebox like it was funny, but I think I still creeped her out.

Bloody Hilarious seems to be a recurring theme concerning, oh, I dunno, ''every single injury of mine ever''. Most notably, the scraped knee incident of 3rd grade. I had slipped on a bunch of small rocks on top of black asphalt, and landed on (and proceeded to skid) my knees. I originally let loose a cry of pain, but stopped when I realized, most likely due to the adrenaline of playing earlier "Holy shit, this doesn't hurt!". Cue me bouncing up and down upon my blood-soaked knees like something out of Happy Tree Friends, until a friend of mine pulled me up and took me to the nurse's office. I'm not sure what was funnier -- my bouncing on bloody knees like a lunatic, or my reaction to them being washed under running water.

"I'm fine, I'm fine! I'm fine I'm fine!" -placed under running water from a sink- "JESUS JUMPED-UP CHRIST THAT FUCKING HURTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Turns out I wasn't so invincible, after all.