This troper got hit by this trope when he was running down a mountain and fell on a sharp rock, making a HUGE gash on my face that went from my forehead to right next to my left eye, barely avoiding EyeScream. I felt something warm on my face and I realized my entire face was covered with blood. The ambulance didn't come quick enough for me. Luckily I don't have any lasting damage, thank god.

Dude, that's ''awesome!''

And you are creepy. 0.0

This Troper had a similar situation. When he was in his early teens he was climbing some farm equipment and fell on... I really don't know how it is called, but it is like a grating with spikes on intersections, getting a big cut from the back to the top of his head. It was far from house, in the crop fields, so I had to walk all the way back, trying to apply pressure to the cut, which apparently went through some pretty big blood vessel. By the time he got home his face, shirt, shorts, even goddamn sneakers were covered in blood. Being quite stout even then, I managed to get away with only a scar. I shaved my head ever since.

This tropette gets the occasional {{Nosebleed}}, and while it's not very frequent, it tends to come out in (what I consider) ridiculous quantities. Once, I was having another one of those nights where I couldn't sleep [[SandInMyEyes from crying]], and since it was dark, I thought I just had a really persistent case of runny nose. Then I noticed that watery mucus doesn't usually smell like iron. Sure enough, when the lights came on, there was blood everywhere! Even on the ceiling (I have a loft bed). It's a long story.