Previously in Perverse Asexual Cuddlelust: If you only knew how much some people wish they could huggle Lucy when she's sad. Or any other time, really. She's adorable. Even her incentive self is so cute I wanna hold and care for her. While we're on the subject of cute, I honestly believe Amaya doesn't ''do'' uncute. Amaya being sexy? Cute. Amaya as a guy in college? Cute! Between these two, my CutenessProximity kicks in constantly. And I love them for it. Mmmmm. Want to hug Lucy bad now. Well, worse. Amaya is a given.

This entry is creepy not by virtue of its content (alone), but (also) how everyone reading it (after being familiarized with the source material) will relate to it completely... *shiver*

This troper has before been in a situation much like that of Mike; stuck on a girl long distance, with friends among him at home, one of which just happened to be crushing on him. From experience? It's not a fun feeling. No matter how I looked at it, I could still be hated. On the one hand, I could be the cold-blooded heartbreaker who doesn't care about his friend (Which is what Mike seems to be headed for at an alarming rate,) or on the other be the complete jerk who can't even find the girl to tell her in person that it's over, and that he found someone "better." Or lie to both and date them at the same time, and get labelled a CompleteMonster. Couldn't even play the ChasteHero card because I'd already admitted my feelings to the girl long distance. Much agonizing, tears, and inner turmoil went on, all upon me in private. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that I really did love the girl long distance, and if my friend really did care, she'd respect that and move on. As I told her. She didn't take it well. Cue me being expected to pick her back up, much to my dismay.

... You are, excuse my cliche, CompletelyMissingThePoint. The comic goes to great lengths to explain just how pointless and childish high school drama is, and how we all look back on it and laugh a few months later. You're not a complete monster if you date them both at the same time. You're just a kid with the immaturity excuse.

Wow, seriously? You're ACTUALLY telling someone to cheat? You monster.

LAME STORY TIME: This troper's name is Michael and his dog back home is named Lucy (not after the comic, she's much older than it). Anyway, whenever I return home from college and greet my mother, Lucy gets especially jealous and tries to get my mother's attention at all costs. At one point, when I greeted my mother, I said "8 pm (time when I usually arrive home), time to break Lucy's heart." Almost immediately after, I realized our names and laughed for about an hour. /lame story

The reason this troper reads the comic is because back in high school, he had a group of girls with crushes on him. Indeed, they even called themselves his harem, and everyone assumed he knew that several of this troupe of female friends had crushes on him. Except for, of course, the guy himself, who instead had a crush on a girl who lived several hours away. Unlike Micheal, however, the troper didn't realize any of this until after he left high school. Part of the reason the troper is so interested is to see the female perspective on the situation. It is quite horrible and tragic. Poor Lucy. Why doesn't Mike love her?

It's a matter of him loving Sandy now. I'm sure that he loves Lucy as a friend, although, not so much in recent chapters.