I was on a bus with a friend, it was summer, so we were wearing somewhat skimpy clothes and the bus was really crowded. My friend suddenly shivered and whispered to me 'I think someone is touching my butt'. I looked over her shoulder and saw an old guy, who was, as she said, groping her. I tapped the guy's shoulder and politely told him to piss off. He was apparently foreign, because he didn't seem to understand what I said and started babbling something with a heavy accent. My friend then turned around and said these exact words: #QUOTE# 'Whatever language it is you're using, I don't speak it. I do not know nor care what country are you from and therefore I am not familiar with the treatment your folk gives to people groping teenage girls in buses. But I am in a very generous mood now, so I can give you a free lessons of local manners and say that here, in Poland, we PUNCH THEM IN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING FACES.'

"I wasn't afraid of a fucking six-foot-tall albino with a hunting knife bigger than my dick; I wasn't afraid of smacking a cop in the fucking face with his own gun; I wasn't afraid of jumping off a speeding motorcycle; I've been hit by a truck, shot in the chest, stabbed in the neck with a key by a junkie bitch who then leapt upon with all her eighty kilos... do you really think I'm afraid of you, you fucking piece of shit; WELL DO YA, PUNK?!!!" My brother said this to a tall and fat guy who was bugging him. I managed to record the whole boast with my cellphone without him noticing. The funny thing is, he wasn't making up any of it. That's right, any of it.

This Troper has a sort of BadassBoast combined with totally MisplacedNationalism. Here goes. ''We annihilated Amalek and defeated the Assyrians. We survived Egypt, Babylon, and Rome. We were scattered to the four corners of the Earth and made our home thrive again. Behind every advance of modern philosophy, science, culture, and art proudly stands one of our number, and we continue, as ever, to fight for the advance of morality and civilization. We have passed through the worst evils of this world, emerging stronger than before, and the very gods of our old enemies exist now only in the jeers of our histories! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!!!!?!?????''

"I am not A crazy Asian. I am THE crazy Asian!" Inspired by KungFuPanda, no less.

This Troper once delivered a BadassBoast to a mosquito: "We have wiped out countless species. Most of them were tougher than you are. A few were better at surviving. The only reason you're alive right now is that humanity hasn't been motivated enough to wipe you out. Don't tempt us." Followed up with an electric mosquito swatter.

From my rp, CodeGeass Rise of Forces, there is the Dictator of Indonesia, Mr. Subarno. #QUOTE# "I am known first by many, not as dictator of Indonesia, but as the Black Viper, my bite has destroyed all enemies who have dared to oppose me. I do not bother with secret police simply because I face all my enemies head on, with my own power, now feel my venom course through your veins Kyle Tsuyoishi!!

I live in a semi-shady area in Toronto, Canada (between Danforth and Greenwood for those who're locals). Recently, the neighbors put up this message. It's so badass, I had to put it here.

To Drug Users Drug Dealers and Thieves. NOTICE. We are watching you. We are taking photographs and plate numbers and descriptions./We are sick of you in our neighborhood. We want you away from our homes and our lives and our children./We put you on notice: we know who you are and the police are watching you. ''So are we.''

A friend of mine was getting grief from a bully, who was slagging him over his choice of college (he's a film student, which for some reason isn't considered a "real" major. Go figure.) His response? #QUOTE#"You know, I don't think we've been introduced. Hi. I'm (his name). I'm a black belt in six different martial arts, I'm the head of the fencing soc, and I'm presently carrying three knives around my person. Back off. Now.

Back in my roleplaying days I was the server super-heel and resident dragon-for-hire to all the major cult guilds. One of my favourites was "I've taken more lives than you've had days, elfling, yet I stand before you a man of rotting flesh and splintering bone. I've waged war on every continent, brought death to every side in every conflict since the fall of the first age. Prove yourself child. The young blade forged in the hatred of all else or me? The blade whetted against the ages, sharpened on the birth of conflict and forged in the shifting life-blood of this planet. Come and fight me, the primordial essence of violence. Fight me and test the edge that split the heavens asunder and carved the root of hell into the stone. I am the blade that cut the cord at the birth of creation. I am the ancient, marrless surface of iron. I am the iron lich of Errebus, the pinaccle of undeath and the envoy of the machine. FIGHT ME!" Imagine the master was undead, almost undetectable when sneaking, a master of both alchemy and engineering and was one of the most powerful omnidisciplinarian assassins in existance. That was Zen.

This Troper's BadassBoast: #QUOTE#"This... is my M16 Paintball Gun! The weapon that no god can survive, that no mortal can comprehend... Challenge me, and there will be no survivors, even if they were dead to begin with.

Upon this troper's phone being stolen, this troper's little sister sent a text message: "Surrender the phone or all of my house shall fall upon you and yours with a vengeance to shake the stars and be whispered of in tales of terror a thousand years hence. I do not threaten; I merely advise: it is unwise to awaken a fury that you cannot quell, and my house is much given to fury." A reply came: "u crazy bitch". A phone tracker was employed, and my sister and her friends set a certain somebody's front yard on fire. The phone was handed in to my school's lost property office within the week. Heehee.

This one managed to create a pretty memorable one for his character in a BattleTech game: #QUOTE#“I am So-sha Tachibana Sigmund, son of Tachibana Hirotaro, son of Tachibana Byorginvindor of the Tachibana Samurai of Vorarlberg; Bearer of the Spear of Odin granted by the Gunjin-no-Kanrei for Slaying Ronin; Field Commander of the undefeated Discord Company, who bloodied the Jade Falcons on Last Chance and withdrew to warn of the coming storm; Guardians of Kooken’s where I captured a Super Nova by dueling their Elemental Commander unaugmented; Pheonix of Alyina where we triumphed despite all odds and the destruction of our DropShip; Pacifiers of Apollo where we destroyed the corrupt seed of the Usurper and defeated the commander of the Falcons in an honorable Trial; hear my batchall Jade Falcons, I come for this planet, and bring Discord Company, what forces will you sacrifice to chaos in a vain defense?”

The response to a short badass boast: "I'd like to see you try". The response to a long one, "Are you done yet?" My personal boast, should I have occasion to use it, "This is pointless, we're (both/all) idiots and I'm going to hurt you for no good reason."

While not by me, This Troper took the Gravemind's already-badass end-of-Halo-3 boast and expanded upon it in a fanfic Teana's Travels Book 1 Spartan]]: "I HAVE WANDERED THE REALM OF EXISTENCE SINCE BEFORE YOUR HOMEWORLDS' STARS HAD EVEN FORMED FROM THE NEBULAE! I HAVE LEARNED THE INNERMOST SECRETS OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF SAPIENT RACES, AND ERASED THEIR HISTORIES IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE! I HAVE CONQUERED ''TRILLIONS'' OF WORLDS, BEATEN FLEETS OF ''THOUSANDS'', CONSUMED ''FOURTEEN GALAXIES'' OF ''FLESH'' AND ''MIND'' AND ''BONE''!!!"

I said this in a freaking male vs. female game on a forum for crying out loud! "If I must stand alone against a legion of females, then I shall. If I must stay here by my lonesome forever more, then I shall. If I must accept that I may be the last remaining male in a battle for dominance, then I shall. But if you tell me to stand down, that I should just give up and accept that the females have won, then I SHALL NOT!!! Hear it that upon this day, this February 23rd, I said no. And I stood against the oncoming storm of females. And I stood PROUD!"

I have one as well: #QUOTE# Bitch, ''God'' *points at self during the next part* doesn't wanna mess with this shit. I really don't think *points at that moments offender* ''you'' do.

In a role-playing game, my character went to one of the few places in the entire world where you could ressurect anyone to revive a fallen party member. It was under the control of an army that was friendly to him, but wasn't about to just give out resources willy-nilly due to being actively in war. So when he went to said location, a guard wanted to know under what authority he wanted a revival. The game master picked up his dice, to see how well any bluff attempt would go over. Except I went with the truth: "I was granted the authority to come here by the God of Dreams himself, whose power created this place, when I granted his final request of respite from his tortured existence. My soul was marked by this deed, and it was further marked and acknowledged by the Goddess of Death, so that all would know my act, my burden, and my mercy. Stare into my soul, and see the truth of these words." The GM just put his dice down and let me do what I wanted, because he never expected me to pull out all the stops like that.