BadAssLongcoat
#11728
This troper recently came in possession of a knee-length black fabric coat previously owned by his cousin, and has been wearing it a lot, despite the fact that the weather has been perfectly nice- it just looks badass with either his sunglasses (official replica of the ones Keanu Reeves wore in Film/{{the matrix}}) or his black fedora with a hand rolled cigarette (the latter makes me feel like the detective in a film noir- so awesome).
#11729
This troper owns such an awesome pimp coat from Hot Topic. It's black, has fur on the collar and the ends of the sleeves, and it has Chinese-styled frog clasps. It can be worn in two ways - as a blazer or a Mandarain jacket (which is the way This Troper perfers wearing it). When I first wore the coat to school, my friend was reminded of
Kiba.
#11730
This Troper has a short Brown Trench coat but has a very long torso so most people don't notice. the only time it has come up was on a hunting trip were I was wearing it, Blue cameo pants, steel toed boots, and carrying a gun case in each hand, wile walking into the wind. The others on the trip said told me to go back and do it again to take a picture, it was that bad-ass
#11731
My friend owns an ankle-long black coat, steel-tipped boots and glasses, that darken in the sun. Despite her shot, fragile figure she managed to give me a heart attack, when she was waiting for me in the half-light, windy evening...
#11732
This troper got the pleasure of wearing a Badass Longcoat this past winter. It was made more awesome by the fact that I was wearing it in a near snowstorm when a group of the local farmers needed to go out and hunt down a wolf that had been stalking the livestock. Therefore a badass longcoat... in a windy snowstorm... with a rifle.
Absolutely Awesome
#11733
I invoked this trope purely by accident last year. It was winter and I was in need of a coat before heading out into the cold. I was also about to miss my school bus, so I snatched up the first coat I found lying on the couch as I ran out the door. It turned out to be a really long leather coat that belonged to my sister (a Badass in her own right). I was also in sunglasses and a pair of high-heeled boots (also my sister's), so needless to say, my entrance on the bus, and later at school, was pretty interesting. I got a lot of Double Takes and general staring all around.
#11735
Thanks to
Buffy and {{Angel}}, this troper always shrinks in fear from anyone wearing a coat that goes to the knees.
#11736
This Troper goes to school every day in his black leather trench coat with his bag slung tastefully over his shoulder. He also has the right movement patterns to make it move just right.
#11737
This Troper can only wish he were cool enough to pull off such sweet "movement patterns".
#11739
One of the uniforms for this troper's school is a lab coat; he makes sure that when he's wearing it, it will be used as a Badass Longcoat. He also tends to keep the upper button and only the upper button closed for extra badass points.
#11740
This troper did the same thing at work for a while, until I covered the labcoat in fake blood for Halloween. Labcoats > dusters.
#11742
Subversion/Inversion/Whatever: This troper went to church dressed as CarmenSandiego and felt really BadAss but then realised how dumb she probably looked later that afternoon.
#11743
That would probably make you the only self-aware troper on this page.
#11744
Semi-subversion: This troper discovered one of his dad's old grey dusters in the back of a closet. It was still in pretty decent shape and looks acceptably badass... until you notice the inner lining is colored bright orange. And it's ''plaid''.
#11745
This troper has a black trenchcoat, and he finds something primally satisfying about walking into the wind, hands in pockets, trenchcoat billowing around him, and his hair blowing back. However, people tend to move slightly away from him when he does it, and his girlfriend keeps telling him that he looks "sketchy."
#11746
This troper considers being creepy a sign of badass. It's just that normal people don't understand the awesomeness, which is quite sad.
#11747
Or it could just mean you look creepy.
#11748
This troper used to own a long khaki trenchcoat she wore unbuttoned all the time. It made for awesome effects added to how windy it is in her region in the winter. BadassLongcoat with bonus DramaticWind pretty much on command.
#11749
This troper wears a black duster and a brimmed hat almost every day. It looks badass, especially if it's billowing in the wind. He thinks leather coats look silly, tho.
#11750
Being somewhat a god of coats, I have a full length black leather duster I once used to hit someone in the face (We were actually fighting for real, I won) a knee length brown leather duster, basically Revolver Ocelot's jacket, a knee length Royal Air Force jacket actually from the 1950s (it's thick enough to abosrob shock damage when things hit me), A knee length black leather jacket (Max Payne coat) and a knee length heavy cotton jacket (Angel in his Buffy phase). When I got the first one in high school, it had the intended effect, and since I now live Oop north, I have constant dramatic wind. I can't even walk around normally without having the things flying around in dramatic lighting.
#11751
This troper known an 8 year old in elementary who always dressed up with a trenchcoat and sunglasses, even indoors.
#11752
I have a Badass robe. Seriously. Black and red - I feel like Hefner.
#11753
This troper has a black trenchcoat, and wishes it were badass. Due to the diminutive stature of said troper, and faded nature of said coat, will not happen. Sadly, this troper feels naked without meters of swishy fabric, and will likely be on an eternal search to get it right.
#11754
This troper has a rather fetching trench coat, black, with mandarin (mid-neck-length) collar. It has the special power of making goth girls aroused and making me look like an anime character when sunglasses are added to it.
#11755
This Troper plays it straight, with a floor length black leather trenchcoat cut to flutter dramatically in the wind. Heavy, impractical, but windproof, warm, and feels awesome when the wind catches it just right. Such a shame about the hem being so easy to trip over. He does, however, get 'nice coat' comments from time to time.
#11756
Combining it with long hair a black T-shirt, trousers with chains and straps and shiny bits, and a pair of heavy boots has resulted in a dramatic striding walk that causes the coat to swing out behind him. Mostly in order to avoid moments of totally anti-badass treading on the coat and landing in a heap of limbs, leather, and chains on the floor.
#11757
This troper has a rather nice khaki trenchcoat, one that was his grandfather's and is from the 1920's, something you'd expect to see in a gangster movie.
#11758
This troper has a friend who is usually decidedly not badass. However, he once wore a black trench coat to A-Con that made him look like the most badass person around.
#11759
This troper has spent the last few winters, (and springs, and falls, and whenever it's cold enough to get away with it) wearing an awesome black coat that an ex of mine described as "
long, dark, and broody". (Yes, she's a {{Buffy}} and {{Angel}} fan, why do you ask?) There's nothing quite like the feeling when the wind catches it just right, and one friend of mine who covets it frequently jokes about her complicated XanatosRoulette to steal it and keep its awesomeness for herself.
#11760
This troper has a black leather trenchcoat which her friend actually refers to as a BadassLongcoat.
#11761
I own a calf-length black raincoat which I wear to school almost every single day, regardless of the weather conditions. Given that it's caught on railings more than a few times and has a rather unattractive Burberry lining, it is rather less than badass. On a related note, my enjoyment of practical Chemistry assignments greatly increases if I'm wearing a labcoat, whether I need it or not.
#11762
This troper's friend got an elaborate black leather trenchcoat in high school. The first time he wore it to school, he also wore a black shirt and tie with black slacks and dress shoes. Twas badass.
#11764
This Troper doesn't usually consider himself badass, but is very fond of his black (cloth, classic knee-length) trenchcoat, and finds that other people tend to like it as well. And also doesn't get the hostility. Some people, it suits, others it doesn't.
#11765
This troper started playing a BadassLongcoat type of guy in a VampireTheMasquerade adventure best forgotten, but has since moved to owning three different leather longcoats in real life (more or less badass - the first being over 50 years old heavy trenchcoat looted from grandpa's attic and serving well for quite some time, the second nearly falling apart after six months of normal use and, finally, the third one being bought on a whim as being "badass enough"). As for the badass part - heaps of irony liberally used in everyday life should be enough, but if they're not... That's where the name's from.
#11766
This troper has a black London Fog duster that he bought at a closing sale for 100$ ''ten years ago''. He wears it when it's cold or rainy because it's warm and waterproof. And because a coat that'll last ten years is some quality work.
#11767
This troper started wearing longer coats to cover her school uniform when she went out. She continued wearing them because she really likes the look of being
luminescently pale and dark-haired while wearing a garment that covers pretty much everything above the knees. Not badass, though.
#11769
Complete and total subversion. This troper when wearing a longcoat looks just oddly suspicious. Not "badass" suspicious just "Kid wearing a longcoat with way too raggy hair for it and wearing the wrong shirt underneath" sort of suspicious. Which I decidedly thought was a good thing after all in that it may just be "avoid trigger" enough to get people to stop talking to me. So yeah, as you can tell badass is a less then accurate description.
#11770
This troper bought a Goth-type longcoat with metal things all over and hears constant compliments about how nice of a duster it is. He later added to the look with an outfit of pure eccentricity and rarely says anything.
#11771
Aversion: This troper purchased a massive WW2 soviet greatcoat from a street market in London. It's the warmest garment I've ever had the pleasure of wearing, but everyone I know agrees it's also the ugliest, least badass thing they've ever seen.
#11772
This troper has claims to badassness via genetics anyway, but it helps that his father, a genuine BadassNormal in every sense of the word, had for the longest time an oversized duster that he customized to fit him specificly. The troper himself would also like to draw attention to his beloved Oilskin Duster, that fits in perfectly with the oilskinned hat he found two years later. That coat made the last year of High School that much easier for him, as it was the item needed to draw the right attention to him, even gaining him the lead role in the school's performance of Beowulf that year, drawing the largest crowd of students the play had ever drawn. Three years later, the coat is as badass as ever, still drawing compliments wherever it billows.
#11773
This troper has a badass blood red leather longcoat. It looks badass. I need to get a NiceHat to go with it.
#11774
This troper's homeroom teacher (Who was pretty badass to begin with) would go into school every morning wearing black sunglasses and a black trenchcoat. Needless to say, he looked quite epic.
#11775
I have a friend who used to wear a "badass" coat to school every day - he thought it looked awesome and sketchy. Really, everyone just made fun of him about it until he realized that it looked ridiculous.
#11776
This troper once saw this guy at Wal-Mart who wore a long duster and a cowboy hat, had long white hair, walked with a cane had an eyepatch. Then again, that may have been two separate people that have been {{Retcon}}ned into one person by this troper's memory. Anyway, dude looked totally badass.
#11778
This Troper is practically famous around his town due to his almost traditional Navy Blue duster. Due to his sense of humor, however, it's resulted in more of a 'Terrorist' concept than a 'Badass' one. Regardless, it's difficult for people to take note of that unless they stop playing with his HairOfGold.
#11780
Subverted by me: I've had the chance to try on several Longcoats, but none of them seem to quite fit properly (too long, too baggy, etc). The overall effect is more RummageSaleReject than BadAss.
#11781
I knew a cop who wore one of these when off duty. He fit the look.
#11782
This troper wears a lab coat on clinical duty, the better to carry all her equipment (hospital-issue scrubs don't come with cargo pockets). Like most such coats, it came embroidered with her name. She wasn't aware it had ascended to the status of BadassLabcoat until a fellow student identified her to a staff nurse as "the insanely smart one in the personalized lab jacket."
#11783
This troper wears a black trench-coat a lot and used to have a
beard and long hair. I wasn't a real badass, but looked it enough to be hassled by police on a regular basis and get on a jury for an assault charge without any objection from the defense (who I assume thought I would understand his client beating on a guy for looking at him funny). The first I could have done without, the second was kind of fun.
#11784
This troper has a long, black coat with a pointed hat attached which looks badass when no one is wearing it and might be considered badass in games or anime or whatever. I just wear it when its cold out and it mostly just makes me look like a very, veyr creepy girl, according to my friends.
#11785
It's not really the US Navy officer's trenchcoat that makes this troper's outfit; it's warm, but not especially awesome on its own merits. It's the addition of a genuine Soviet CommissarCap (which, worn with anything else, only looks ridiculous) that
really does it. Is it possible for an ''outfit'' to be LawfulEvil?
#11787
This troper recently purchased a similar cap (altho it's not a ComissarCap but a British officer's peaked cap. It has a fricking skull on the front, tho). It's badass as hell but he doesn't quite dare to wear it in public. He later wore the cap and his duster in a con as an extremely half-assed {{Warhammer40000}} Comissar costume, and got a lot of people telling he had an awesome costume. Next year he'll get epaulets, medals and a powersword or fist to go with it.
#11788
There's a chap walks around this troper's university constantly wearing a dark brown/black suede duster and a hat with a giant brim, cowboy boots, and an upturned collar. I keep looking for his horse and revolver. There was also a rather fat fellow who wore nothing but hawaiian shirts, however he paired them with a tan highwayman's coat (with horse-riding split in the back) and on occasion, a bright purple pimp hat with a giant feather in it, and a pimp cane. This reached a veritable crowning moment of awesome when at the same time, his friend dressed up as jesus and one of my lady friends came in FULL. PLAYBOY BUNNY. BLACK. SWIMSUIT. Ears and dark leggings/stilleto heels included.
#11789
This troper's older brother used to wear all winters a badass black longcoat. It wasn't leather like Blade's, but more like the ones you see in Spaghetti Westerns. In his college, and around girls, he had a reputation of the being badass martial artist, so the coat made girls around him melt him even more. And harrass him even more. Oh yeah, he also wore a black westy hat to combine with the badass longcoat.
#11791
Un-averted by the now-registered troper in question. I now wear the dark green trench coat and a second one that seems to shift between drab green and light brown at random almost exclusively. I've heard at least two comments on how awesome they are.
#11792
This troper wonders where one can buy a Badass Longcoat. He's looked many times but never found one.
#11793
This troper obtained his in a specialist leather store in Camden, in London. He was perusing the shelves to stay out the rain, but ended up trying on a coat that just felt right.
#11794
What about outside of a specialist store? Rural California seems to be lacking them.
#11795
Go on holiday, or order it online. You'll probably need measurements taken, though. I just happened to be offered one that fit almost perfectly.
#11796
I have a classmate in the marching band who has this kind of coat. Paired with his jet-black emo-ish hair, he looks quite badass. I myself own a black trenchcoat, and it goes to the knee. If you couldn't tell, I love it.
#11797
Sadly averted in the case of this troper. While they own two long coats (one of which is red) the fact that they are owned by this troper automatically renders them non-badass.
#11798
This troper owns three longcoats one army green which for me is quite lucky, a khaki one, and an Oleg Cassini faux-fur lined duster, a slight problem however, is the dress code at my school has laid down a moratorium on trenchcoats for which I have already suffered a two hour thursday school.
#11799
This male troper won't lie: he likes to incorporate this style whenever possible. Owning his very own lab coat in 1st year university made him squiggle with glee (SQUIGGLE IS NOW A WORD. DEAL WITH IT!). Yes, he knows it makes him look like a geek, but hey, sometimes you gotta dress up only for yourself. And yeah, I incorporate sunglasses, hats, fingerless leather gloves and whatnot. On a good day merely scowling will make people get out of my way at twenty yards (I'm aware this isn't a good thing to be proud of, but hell, I'm only human.)
#11800
Back in the late 90s, when this troper was younger and thinner, I was once taking an early flight. The outfit I wore to the airport was black t-shirt, jeans, harness boots, sunglasses, and leather longcoat. I get to security around 5:00am, and it's just me and the three security guards. We're all kind of sleepy. I set off the metal detector, so one of the guards has me step through, and starts wanding me. mmmmmBOOP! "Oh, sorry, that's my business card case. I should have remembered that." mmmmmmBOOP! "Yep, that must be my belt buckle." (The guards behind me have stopped chatting at this point.) mmmmmmBOOP! "Yeah, sorry, that's the buckles on the sides of my boots." mmmmmm-nothing. "I'm good to go? Thanks." As I walk away from security, I hear one of the guards mutter, "Well, ''now'' I'm awake."
#11801
Oh, and, when this same troper got to my destination, the gentleman who picked me up later confided that he briefly hallucinated me pulling a couple Uzis out from under my coat . . .
#11802
This troper owns a leather coat. That was tailored on his father. And it is more or less the coolest piece of clothing he owns. And recently he bought a pair of black jeans. Add a pair of desert-coloured boots to the mix...
#11803
One of this troper's friends used to wear one of these that was black with white emblems on the back. It was custom-tailored for him and it showed. He's sadly traded it in for a normal-length leather jacket though. *sniff*
#11804
This troper remembers seeing a woman wearing a pink (BRIGHT PINK) trench coat and hiking boots. What made it baddass (in this troper's opinion) is the fact that she was wearing it in the middle of the summer, over a pair of shorts that were shorter than the longcoat. Her attitude was perfect, with just the right ammount of 'Screw You, Summer' and 'I Don't Care What You Think' to be epic, despite the fact she worked at a water park. This troper's father and brother thought she looked ridiculous, but this (female) troper wants to be just like Pink-Longcoat-And-Hiking-Boots Woman one day. Although, I want mine to be gray.
#11805
This Troper was OzzyOsbourne for Halloween 2009. Since she couldn't find the proper longcoat for the look, she had her costume-shop-running costume-making aunt make one for her. She kept it after Halloween, figuring it was too cool to throw out. Now she regularly wears it when it's a day that kind of calls for a thin jacket. She tops off the look with black jeans, a black band t-shirt and fuckloads of jewelry, not to mention one of her two
nice hats and torn black combat boots. Yes, she has been stared at and given weird looks. She's proud of it.
#11806
This troper used to own a Badass Longcoat given to him by a friend. The first time I wore it, it was early evening just starting to get dark, I had my hands in my pockets, my shades on (the sun was at juuuuuuuuuust the right angle to be shining right in my eyes), and a cigarette in the corner of my mouth. People moved out of my way when they saw me coming (I'm not really an imposing figure, but I felt like a badass so I was walking like a badass). I walked into one of my usual haunts where all my friends were and almost all of them gave me a doubletake when I walked in. Unfortunately, I no longer have the coat having outgrown it.
#11807
This troper has a long black leather duster I picked up a few years ago. Coupled with my long hair, aviator sunglasses, love of death metal and those bands' tshirts, and the fact I'm built like a linebacker... People tend to cross the street to avoid me. It's even better with a cigarette dangling from my mouth. However, if you do ever talk to me, you'll find I'm quite the nice guy.
#11809
This troper tends to steal her father's long winter coats to wear because she finds them to be extremely badass. Needless to say, her ridiculously short height coupled with the long coat made her look a bit like an idiot. That didn't stop her from loving the longcoats though.
#11810
This Troper has an RAF greatcoat that is about Knee Length and extremly comfortable in winter.
#11811
Alpha}} This troper has acquired a lovely black pea coat. When he wears aviator sunglasses with it, he hopes to channel the spirit of Chang from ''{{Black Lagoon}}''.
#11812
This troper has no trench coat of her own, sadly, but an elderly man in her church owned a dark green one, and made it so incredibly awesome that she asked him to will it to her when he died. (This troper was exceptionally bad at the whole 'polite conversation' thing back then...)
#11813
Also, one of her favorite sayings is "The world would be a better place if more people wore trench coats and fedoras".
#11814
Slightly inverted by this younger troper. A year or so back, she bought a very nice BadassLongcoat, a light blue colored (okay that might be badass repellent for some of you but) number. Random passerbys on the street have commented on the coat since I usually couple it with my
fedora and
scarf on colder days, plus steel toed boots. This troper also is
taller than many other classmates and is considered Moe by her friend when wearing that.
what is this i don't even
#11815
The badass Alan Breck Stuart from Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped wears a long light blue coat with silver buttons.
#11816
This troper is not exactly badass (well, I've been in a few fights, but generally avoid it), but thanks to wearing a black coat, a fedora, and dark green aviator sunglasses often, has gotten a few double takes from people. It doesn't help that when I get a bit tired or irritated, I tend to talk in short, clipped sentences. No-one has said it to my face yet, but this troper knows that someone out there thinks about Rorschach every time I walk by...
#11817
This tropers trenchcoat has somewhat become his trademark, I doubt anyone would recognize him without it.
#11818
This troper has just recieved, for her birthday, a raincoat. It happens to be almost identical to
Altair's robe/coat thing, only black and with a thermal lining. This troper is a woman, and was immediately told that not only did the raincoat look BadAss, it apparrently made her ''ass'' look ''amazing''.
#11819
This troper now has ''TWO'' badass longcoats: a beige trenchcoat, and a black duster.
#11820
This troper is known for never leaving home without her white duster and fedora and is only ever seen without them at work (where a longcoat, no matter how badass, will inevitably get caught in a gear somewhere and destroyed.) One two occasions her friend's horribly unlikable boyfriend has brought the friend's car in to get fixed ("Please, please get this done before I have to take it home and Alex finds out I messed it up again!") and, despite the fact that this troper has been his mechanic both times, he has not recognized her and has no idea how Alex keeps finding out the car is getting damaged.
#11821
Kulture here, and I'm infamous for my knee length coats and boots. I'm actually trying to track down a decent M40 Kriegsmarine coat but all the Ebay supliers are dodgy Singapore-based companies that'll probably empty my account. Yes I intend on {{PuttingOnTheReich}}.
#11822
This guy right here got this awesome coat from Canada for his birthday. It's about knee-length, light brown suede, has buckles on the sleeves, and is fur lined with a large, furry collar.
#11823
This troper has a plain black, heavy longcoat (for cold days, of course) nicknamed "Van Helsing coat" by her new classmates depite NOT looking like Van Helsing's coat. It is part of my Villain Outfit (black boots, black pants, white shirt, cravat, colorful scarf, cool hat and mask), and it looks plain awesome in windy areas. She also has a black coat for rainy days, which works really well when acting like a LargeHam.
#11824
This troper has several of these, including, but not limited to, a knee-length black trenchcoat, a knee-length khaki trenchcoat (genuine military one, no less), and a greatcoat. He once wore the military coat to school on a mufit day, and scared half the kids he saw from younger years.
#11825
This Troper wears a long blue trenchcoat,that falls towards his knees.He kept saying it was his "
Seto Kaiba" jacket.He also used it once to hide a boxcutter up his sleeve,when he and his friend were in trouble with some local hoods.
#11826
This troper has a black, leather, knee-length trenchcoat, but he can honestly say that getting this trope to work well is arguably harder than ''IWannaBeTheGuy''. He tends to use it when he is wearing more formal clothing, turning the overall effect into Badass Formal. He actually prefers what he calls the "Badass Shortcoat" look, which involves his typical clothing combination and a jacket that would not look out of place in
Travis Touchdown's wardrobe.
#11827
This Troper frequently ''wears'' a Badass Longcoat, and owns an Afghan Coat; she doesn't get cold, she just wears it and occasionally gets called
Mello when wearing the Afghan coat, and
Kaname when wearing the other one, or sometimes
Bakura when she turns the collar up. Indeed, she wears these Longcoats so much that she feels uncomfortable when ''not'' wearing one of the other, but wearing a normal coat.
#11828
I mostly wear a blazer or a peacoat, but I've been known to break out my silver-grey trench coat on occasion. Combined with my black fedora, OzzyOsborne sunglasses, ThePunisher T-shirt and gothic jewelry, I quite like the combination.
#11829
This Troper has a black longcoat. Once, she was wearing it with black pants and her Air Force boots,
cigarrete in her mouth, under a heavy rain with DramaticWind. Epicness ensued.
#11830
This Troper is also in possession of a BALC of sorts--a large gray double-breasted wide-collared thing lined with faux fur that is damn cozy in the winter. Also, I wear it with an ushanka-type hat and people start calling me "Comrade".
#11831
I own a long raincoat that automatically makes me badass. I even swagger - me! The person who might as well put up an "I don't exist" sign on her back! On with the raincoat, and the badass is palpable. (Trouble is the raincoat lets the rain go through, and it's rather trickier being a soggy badass.)
#11832
This Troper is in possession of both a black duster and a medium brown trench coat. The latter is a recent purchase, and it was a particularly windy spring. I enjoyed the dramatic wind. Those walking beside me weren't quite so pleased by being hit with flailing wool tails, but a witness could never tell.
#11833
Subverted with This Troper. For several years in High School she'd wear a leather trench coat, combined with a fedora or an occasional top hat. But others generally described her as 'cute', both in appearance and demeanor. Well, relative strangers might describe her as 'cool' or 'intimidating', which she just finds strange. But anyone who'd spent about an hour in her presence frequently ever use the word 'cute'. With much giggling and squeeing. Not very badass at all.
#11834
My first job as a field service tech for a computer company happened to coincide with one of the snowiest winters on record. My defenses of choice?
#11835
Black leather rabbit-lined gloves
#11837
Black long leather trenchcoat
#11839
White shirt with dark tie
#11841
Never did have a client ask me who I was twice. And I caught my coworkers nickname for me:
Darkman.
#11842
This troper saw a little boy who couldn't have been more than 12 or 13 wearing a Badass Longcoat. In the middle of June.
#11844
My girlfriend likes to sport one of these when the weather permits. It features about 4 or 5 belts holding the top portion together, and a shitload of chains.
#11845
This troper found a really nice, soft trenchcoat-esque coat that comes down to about her middle of her calves for $5 at a thrift store. And she wears it everywhere, weather be damned.
#11846
Made-to-fit black velvet cloak with red lining and a BIG hood. I kid you not.
#11848
This troper loves the ''idea'' of wearing such a coat. But being short she doubts she can pull it off. Plus it'd likely just look a bit daft.
#11849
This troper knows a guy who wears this in the winter (this coat apparently belonged to a grandfather who was in the Army or Air Force or some such and it has badges and stuff on it), plus an
Indiana Jones-esque hat, sunglasses, camouflage pants and combat boots. The effect is quite startling.
#11850
They weren't exactly long coats (they are between waist and knee length), but this troper (first person mood activated) has owned two coats that looked kinda badass. The first one was grey-green with a orange trim at the sharper edges which I had from when I was nine until I was seventeen (and, even then, I parted with it with supreme reluctance...until I saw the replacement. For the curious, I barely grew in height for a long time). The replacement was essentually a black coloured version with more pockets (and deeper versions of the original ones. I kid you not, I actually managed to store all that was in my old coat's pockets in ONE of the new coat's pockets). The first one (read the colours again...) looked slightly rediculous, but it was basically my trademark. The black one looks far more awesome. And yes, I always wore the first one, no matter what the weather, a practice which has continued to the second one. To this day, I can't remember what I wore before I got the first coat.
#11851
Not sure if this fits, but... This troper has a gorgeous knee-length black wool coat...with ''purple orchids'' embroidered across the back and arms, like tattoos. Every time she wears it, she gets compliments.
#11852
The protagonist of the new DeusEx has a floral print on shoulders and back of his BadassLongcoat, I think if not before your definitely in the clear now.
#11853
This troper has a very dear friend with one of these. It's a black military-styled longcoat, and has become an iconic piece of clothing for him (other than his Converses). The coat itself got a Moment of Awesome when he attended a Torchwood convention with said coat, and got a compliment from none other than John Barrowman about it. He also has a Tenth-Doctor-esque brown Coat of Swish.
#11854
This Troper wears one.
Auron-styled, to boot.
#11855
This troper owns, and is absolutely in love with, a very heavy green canvas duster that reaches to mid-thigh (it's a SecurityBlanket sort of thing, the way it presses down is like a 24 /7 hug and is very reassuring). he keeps looking for a NiceHat, jhodpurs, and Jackboots to go with it, as the toque and sweatpants just ruin it.
#11856
This troper has been wearing trenchcoats since 6th grade, though I had a lot of teachers who hated that due to Columbine and the whole ""trench coat mafia" thing. These days I have four: one olive, one white, and one black all old London Fogs and one black leather (not sure the brand). I own quite a lot of coats actually, in addition to those I have another three leather jackets (one motorcyle, one hooded, and one letterman), a a few misc heavy winter coats.
#11857
I'd like to mention that these coats can make it a pain in the ass to hang out in some places, people can only try to buy drugs off you so many times before it gets old.
#11858
This troper freely admits that she picks out coats based soley on how awesome they'll look when she's walking in a high wind.
#11859
I own a long black and white coat with skulls on. I am very tiny and non badasslike though.
#11860
The troper knew a guy who wore a knee length black coat every other day or so. It's also worth saying this guy had a major HotScientist[=/=]SpectacledSadist vibe happening, although he really wasn't either. He was, however, sexy.
#11861
This troper used to wear a heavy coat because of self-image issues. Now he has switched to one of these.
#11862
This troper recently acquired a black peacoat, which he wears along with his black glasses and black beret. He's been told he looks like Tony from Scarface, a homosexual, an Eskimo, a gangster, and a drug dealer. Almost all in one day.
#11863
This troper saw a green-colored denim pimp-coat at Bloomingdales. Sadly, she didn't buy it, but, she wishes she did, because it was an awesome coat.
#11864
This Spanish troper owns a longcoat nearly identical to the one Archy wears in Rocknrolla, and it is my usual coat. Plus, I wear leather gloves. I was once walking and saw a couple of guys (17 year old approx.) playing football. The ball fell in a dog's shit and I said "You hit the jackpot". One of the guys came to me and said "repeat that motherfucker". I turned myself and as he saw the leather gloves and the longcoat started running. I did not need to say a word.
#11865
This troper would, if given the opportunity, ''live'' in her calf-length gray trenchcoat. Her single most badass outfit is this coat layered over a gray and black knee-length dress, black stockings, black boots, and sunglasses. She wants to add a coordinating fedora and a walking stick (which she actually kind of needs) to complete the utter badassery of the appearance.
#11866
This troper has a daunting but surprisingly slimming double breasted vintage US Marines peacoat. It was surplus with two too many button holes and the nice brass buttons are sewn on upside down but the wool is wonderfully high quality and the stitching second to none.
#11867
This troper has a long black coat with sliver buttons almost identical to the one worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in the new BBC "Sherlock". Despite a lack of actual badassness, and a tendency to dash about frantically and engage in lots of "BuffySpeak", she has a reputation for being badass. She assumes that this has something to do with the coat.
#11868
This troper is in a D&D group, where a friend that plays as a warrior priest has this. He recently got it made by a skin from an animal that we slayed together. It was a Werewolf. Not Badass enough? We did it at Level 3. Keep in mind that our GM isn't a MontyHaul or a KillerGM
#11869
Although this troper now manages to be an adult about not finding any and all wind to swirl around her tailored ankle-length black winter wool coat (with a fur lined hood!), in elementary school she used to run to the bus stop (and other places) in winter with her coat unbuttoned just to watch the fluttering shadow. She was convinced she looked just like Scully and Mulder.
#11870
This tropette's mom owns a black, denim, almost ankle length trench coat that I wear quite often. It looks fairly badass on me, though it looks particularly badass on a friend of mine, a badass in her own right. I wear it unbuttoned, just to watch the shadow like the previous troper. I also have a character in my "book" that wears one of these pretty much on a daily basis. Her school has a uniform, a purple polo dress and black boots, and she wears a black trench coat somewhat like Kyrie's. (Kyrie is a character in UminekoNoNakuKoroNi.) %% Please keep in mind that this trope is about the coat, not the badass.
#11871
I once had to search all over for a non-leather, non-black, short trenchcoat to look like a true fashionable badass as opposed to a goth or someone taking their anime obsession a little too far, I ended up having to order one online. I am currently saving up for the most badass longcoat of all, the Burberry Trenchcoat. Sadly it costs a fucktonne.
#11872
Ah, I feel your pain. May I ask where you ordered the short trenchcoat?
#11873
This troper is known everywhere for his Doctor-esque brown trenchcoat, and is never caught without it. He also admits to having learned to speak five languages, mastered four arts of self defense (Karate, Wing Tsun, Tae Kwon Do and Aikido) can handle a sword (ShinKendo and fencing) and knows most production firearms blindfolded. But he's still known mostly for that coat.
#11874
Whilst not as traditionally longcoat-y as the rest of these entries, this female troper has a knee-length fitted black sweater with a hood that her grandma and aunt made for her. And it is ''awesome''.