When I have to write something to spit out reams of dummy patient data and the schema includes fields like "cause of death", you can bet that I'm going to write a generator that lightens its mood a bit. Although I imagine they might want to hand it to someone less mad before such a tool gets released to anyone else.

As they seem to be the leading cause of death among my surrealist population - watch out for refrigerators, particularly the ones that hide up trees.