ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels
#128324
Off of Interstate 5 in Oregon is an adult shop in a building that was formerly a taxidermist's. This is the response of most people upon hearing that.
#128325
It would be wrong on so many levels if they weren't.
#128326
Similarly, in Austin, TX, there is a porn shop that shares a building with a taxidermist. They're separated by a wall, but still ...
#128327
Speaking of Austin, there are at least three vegetarian restaurants that are right next door to veterinary clinics. There are at least two more that are within a hundred feet.
#128328
I don't get it. Vegetarian restaurants don't use animal meat, so wouldn't they compliment a veterinarian clinic?
#128329
That's nothing. There's a porn shop in Ellicott City which is directly upstairs from a children's book store. As in, the stairs are in the shop. There's not even a closed door.
#128330
So it must be wrong on at least ''two'' levels.
#128331
When I was in the Philippines, I saw that dentist and an OBGYN shared the same office. Imagine going to that place for both of those services... at the same time!
#128332
To me, it's when two girls kiss. My absolute favorite example would be one of those examples in the trailer for ''BlackSwan''. EWW!!! NO! NO! ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels !!! But if it were Haruka and Michiru, that's another story.
#128333
Y'know, they invented this thing called a neck, and you can use it turn away from things. Neet, eh?
#128334
For me, it's when a guy and a girl kiss. Please, don't go around flaunting your heterosexuality in my face. ''PrincessBride'' ? EWWWWW!
#128335
For me, it's homophobes. Dear god, it makes me ill to read or hear homophobic shit.
#128336
For me, it's when people can't fucking deal with the fact that everyone has differing opinions and not everyone is willing to watch gay/straight/bi people going at it.
#128337
This troper's school's production of Pippin was a total disaster and a textbook case of this. The only redeeming factor was the slick stage design, makeup, entirely-black costumes, the battle scene, some of his buddies in the Ensemble including his friend who was the severed head, Theo, and the females who played Fastrada and The Leading Player. Pippin was a butt-ugly anorexic dude who cannot sing to save his life (this Troper- a petitioner- had his hypothetical earplugs in during Corner of the Sky every night), the arrangements were so effing off beat and even lost track at times, Lewis' voice was so nasal he sounded like an alien, Charlemagne and Catherine phoned it in GREATLY, the battle scene's swords would sometime break on stage (resulting in us having to pick them up plus we cut out the sex scene, and replaced it with an even MORE disturbing makeout scene that was AccidentalNightmareFuel to quite a few. People would tell me I was one of the saving graces of the show and my voice overpowered the ensembles', who sang like they're falling asleep, and that I should have been Pippin as my range is higher than the actor who plays Pippin's. The cast doesn't even think Pippin "counts" as one of our school productions since it was so awful. This year we did Urinetown, and the improvement skyrocketed- we sold out on all nights, Charlemagne played Bobby and was 10x better, Pippin was cast in a non-singing role, the energy was tuned up past eleven, and it was loved by the audiences greatly and the Cappies (they even gave a standing ovation). Counts as our CrowningMomentOfAwesome without a doubt.
#128338
I think the lesson here is clear: never take part in a production of Pippin
#128339
This Troper says that, but in a slightly different manner. He'll say things like, "I am three kinds of angry right now!" What are those three kinds of anger? I don't know!
#128340
A random idea for a science fiction starship drive core thought up by a friend after too many hours without sleep. Three words: Cosmic Orgasm Drive.
#128341
NormanSpinrad was there first with ''The Void Captain's Tale''. And he added extra {{squick}} too.
#128342
That just begs the question of whether we're thinking of the same thing!
#128343
There was this one time I slaughtered babies on a moving elevator.
#128344
This troper uses a variant of this phrase on occasion, but he uses "wrong" to mean "incorrect" when talking about particularily stupid things people say or assume. I.E This is at least six kinds of wrong.
#128345
When this troper was on a road trip with her family in 6th Grade. Traveling on the highway, I noticed that there was a ''funeral home'' next to an ''adult store''. That's disgusting on so many levels. Wonder what will happen to the ''toys''that accidently make their way into the shop of the dead and later are returned?A number of scenarios, not neccesarily good ones.
#128346
Some random person on the Internet on Yahoo Answers asking a new question they were in an underage relationship (assumedly the person underage was in their teens, but I didn't bother asking who was who). And they were confused about why Mr or Ms Legal was skittish about it. No sexual activity was stated as happening, thankfully, but still...sheesh...time to go down to the doctor's again and get another perscription of designer BrainBleach (thank God for Australian socialist-style healthcare)...