Apparently, I've spoken in my sleep before. My mom has described it as either babbling about my former friend Miranda (how she got the title 'former' will remain a Noodle Incident) or random nonsense.

The husband of this troper's sister talks dirty in his sleep, but most of the time, none of what he says makes sense. This leads to some very funny stories about his latest late-night "psychobabble".

Recently my aunt was visiting my mum and they were sharing a bed. My aunt suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night because my mum is babbling a mile a minute in her sleep. She has her hand up by her ear like she's talking on the telephone, and at first my aunt cann't make out what she's saying because she's talking so fast. Then my mum pauses, as if she's listening to the other person on the line, then she nods her head and says, "Yep, that's right. One hundred sombreros." Unfortunately, my mum didn't remember what she was dreaming about.

Not me, but a guy I know told that some years ago, he spoke in Russian in his sleep, despite not knowing a word of it. Or at least, it sounded like perfect Russian, according to his dad.

This troper (28y/o) used to talk in his sleep as a child. Whilst that has never stopped, he also began to talk in his sleep during late puberty (about age 12 or 13), which has also never stopped. Led to the extremely embarrassing moment when he was first made aware of his sleeptalking...on a Scout camp. By the other boys in his tent. Who told him that he was talking all night long about a girl who he liked. Who was also in the same Scout Troop (Scouts are co-ed in the UK). Who was also sleeping in ''the next tent''....Will frequently not just talk in his sleep, but also hold full and coherent conversations with anyone who talks to him *while* he is asleep. This troper is quite a cogent somniloquist, apparently...

I ramble on in my sleep, mumbling - so I'm told. I get it from both of my parents. Some of my wife's favorite bits she's filled me in on are me saying "I can do a split! Wanna see?" and "This little duck deserves a second chance!"

This troper's roommate used to have arguments with an old friend in her sleep. She's stopped in the last year or so, whereas I've very recently started talking in my sleep. I apparently get really annoyed when dream-people can't tell me what kind of shoes they're wearing.

This Troper's sister once uttered this gem in her sleep: "Did anyone ever tell you that you sound like a prune?" Hilarity ensued.

Family jokes are based off my uncle's taking in his sleep when he was younger, specifically, "...green flying things..." and "...a bowlful of hair for breakfast." My sister, who shares my room, has mumbled comparitively mundane things like "...time to make the ham!" and "...in the boys' locker room." This is nothing, however, compared to what once happened with my father. I went to consult him on a Geometry problem while he was lying down with a headache, and he explained to me what to do from his bed. As I turned to leave he jerked upright and demanded to know what I was doing in his room and "If you want something, then ''ask'' me, for crying out loud!" Amazingly enough, when I asked again I got the same answer... and it was the right way to solve the problem. Apparently the man really can do math in his sleep.

This she-Troper's boyfriend does so a lot, at least once a week. My favorite one has to be "...Hmm, keep him away from the chimney."

Apparently I once uttered the phrase "What color is a triangle?" whilst asleep at a summer camp. If I remember correctly, I think I was dreaming of the Mysterious Old Man from RuneScape and his "mystery box" event.

The only time I know of that I made noises in my sleep, I was sharing a hotel room with a friend. He told me I was moaning in my sleep, and I told him I didn't remember what I dreamed about. I lied.

This troper is constantly tired, and falls asleep in school occasionally as a result. One day, in math, I was starting to fall asleep, but I could still hear my teacher talking. At one point, she asked what the measures of vertical angles were. No one answered the question, so, in my half-asleep state, I said, "They're congruent," and went back to sleep. That scared everyone a bit.

This Troper has been a long-time Sleep Yakker since his first words. He is also extremely vulnerable in this state, as he'll tell you ANYTHING that is asked of him, and any opinion-based queries will be completely blunt and honest. Add the fact that everyone around said Troper knows of this and takes advantage of this little quirk, and you get a very paranoid morning-Troper.

This troper has had one occassion of this, he was asleep and, according to his cousin, moaned out the name of my then-girlfriend, teasings about this ensued.

Unfailingly polite even when unconscious, I apologise in my sleep. The one occasion my mom and sister caught me sleep-talking, I only said "I'm sorry"--several times in a row. I've been meaning to set up a voice-activated recorder in my room, to see if I can catch anything more interesting, since for all I know I could be sleep-talking every night and remain none the wiser. But I've got to get a new recorder first.