With a title like ''MaryPoppins'' and a focus on chimney sweeps, there's gotta be ''some'' kind of porno out there touting this as an inspiration. There HAS to be.

''Mary Popped-In''? Because she likes the finish inside her.

This troper and her friend were talking about bad porn titles and the friend got to thinking. About two minutes later she wrote down her own, called Harlet Potter And Her Chamber Of Secrets. We probably won't be forgetting that for a while.

It's depressing how much time I spend coming up with these. My favorite though is "Thighlander 2: The Stiffening".

This troper still ''cannot'' believe there are no porn parodies of FoodNetwork. ''Ass of Cakes'', ''Semi-Ho Made'', the list goes on and on.

''GoodEats''?

How about ''Mystery Sex Theater 3XXX''? Join Cumbot, Jerksy, Tit Servo, and Crotch on the Satellite of Lust as they watch movies like ''Cojones: The Balls of Fate'' and ''Mrs. Claus Conquers the Venusians''!

If anyone were to make {{Rule 34}} of Tropes}} this very wiki the most obvious title would be ''TV Gropes''. Ha ha ha... Ha.

TV ''Ropes'', for the bondage set.

Pee-pee Hopes?

How long will it be until there's ''Ass Effect''?

Or, as Yahtzee suggested in his review of the game, ''Mass Erect''.

This troper is intent on making ''FireEmblem: The Sacred Bones'' someday, since most of the characters already fit neatly into H-game character archetypes.

The best title this troper's friends could think of for [[Half-Life]] was ''Point Insertion''.

Wand of CUMelon. OAH, indeed.

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